MY PONY IS DEAD

>Pony aristocracy is British
See? Even Studio B gets it. We're the tops.

Wololololo

When is Cherrilee replacing Fluttershy? I'm sick of waiting for the episode confirmation

This image makes me laugh.

>rape

>rape

I'm bored, can we have a google doc collab on making My Little Immortal?

>>32024510
Morning is good, only 20 minutes of it left though.

>>32024558
>>32024555
I don't know which one is my post

Greetings fellow ponyfuckers.
I remember a discussion about drawing tablets and cheaper ones verses quality ones...how did that end? Did anyone reach a conclusion

>>32024555

Trips so rape must be true.

>>32024510

I'm drunk as fuck over here at Australia. 2:40am.

>>32024549

The thought of that worthless one note character being replaced gives me hope for a split second.

Well the topic could use work, but ok.

I'm browsing a pony thread when I should be cramming for my micro lab final. Probably be fine, though.

>>32024540
That's ridiculous. Ponies don't die.

>>32024554
Me too Anon

applejack is pretty much the worst thing ever conceived by man

>>32024558
>>32024555
rape mind

>>32024583
I do that all the time, it's cool.

>>32024580
We'll just have to wait and see

>>32024559
>WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>It was.... Dumblyestia!

>>32024547
TERSE!

Been wondering where you've been ever since you disappeared during the pony quest on Friday.

You want the paste bins for what you missed?

Dang, I duck out for a class and we're only just getting to the next thread when I get back? I guess all the >RAPE fuckers only come on later.

>>32024540
What'd you do to it?

>>32024609
'course it's cool. That's why I'm doing it. Because I'm a cool guy that does cool things like probably dropping a letter grade because of my crippling addiction to pastel colored cartoon horses and you guys.

>>32024620
>ducking out of class

You are a bad student

I was thinking of running a remake of the quest I did last week. I would do this sometime after 11pm est would anyone be interested?
The quest premise was that you where a recently dead pony attempting to get a new permanent body.

*wwalks into thread*

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32024510
I'm playing Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon or something like that.
Funny, I always thought what ironclads in that universe would look like.
Alt+Tabbing back to this thread is so bothersome.

>>32024547
Oh you're British! That explains quite a bit, actually.

>>32024579
>Queensland
A little further down the coast where we're silly enough to observe daylight saving time it's 3:40am. What the fuck am I doing awake?

>>32024660
You misread me. I ducked out of the thread to GO to a class, and then the class ended and I came back.

>>32024657

Just send the tuition bill to Faust. She's legally obligated to pay it after all those court rulings against her.

Who could forget The People of the World V. Mad Scientist Faust (Probably Satan too)?

Is it just me or Fluttershy fans all creepy, furry waifu-fags?

>>32024673
g0 home

>>32024673
This is neither the time nor the place Eri.

>>32024660
He said duck out FOR a class. That's good.

>>32024657 and >>32024609 are bad students.

How about a Buttershy thread

>>32024675
How dare you not posting in previous threads

>>32024716
no

>>32024714
Ah, i missread

I'm sorry Full Stop, you are a good student.

>>32024609
>>32024657
Go to class Anon.

>>32024716
>Ross
Huzzah!

>>32024657
Ps get degress, bro.

>>32024716
Yeesh

Not if all the art is gonna look like THAT

>>32024692
I'm glad, I suppose! You'll have to clarify what exactly it explains for me, though. A bit out of it at present.

>>32024619
Unfortunately, I had to catch a train! I've been jetsetting across the country these past few days. It was a bit distressing, but sometimes we must make sacrifices. Anyway, sure, throw me the links!

>>32024716
You know, of all the artists out there, this guy (what's his name again? Ross?) is the only one I really can't stand. I mean like, CL and co I have a healthy loathing for, but this stuff is just crap on a bun.

Sorry to bring the relatively decent mood of the morning down, but seriously.

*fart*

>>32024746
*degrees

>>32023883
yes bigger eyes... Symmetrical ooon... what?
The distance between the eyes and "nosebone" ?

Explain

>>32024723
Leth should be ashamed, we can't ship SMILe with him anymore

>>32024740
I'm an OKAY student. I do well enough but only because I have freakish memory powers.

Fun story, I have a horrible problem with procrastination. I still get the grand majority of my stuff done on time, but it causes me more stress than is necessary.

>>32024751
Oh uh... It wasn't explaining good things, actually. I'll just keep it to myself.

>>32024778

That wasn't fun at all. I wish yu wer ded.

>>32024716
That's a great idea, as long as no one posts anything by Ross.

>>32024794
2deep4u

go back to past sins illiteratefag

>>32024751
Friday's session: pastebin.com/4FCNhf8c

Last night's session: http://pastebin.com/vR7h7NWq

If you are feeling like staying up all hours of the morning again, we're running again at 7pm GMT -8

>>32024770
Thinkin' maybe he meant the eye should have a line of symmetry from the point. Can't read his mind, o'course, so that's just my best guess.

>>32024801
Mm, Blubberfat.

>>32024807
>GMT -8

what a terrible timezone

>>32024822
West coast is best coast, apologies to all my European friends.

guys my pony won't wake up

what do

>>32024801

Fluttershy is a literal bum. She doesn't have a job, she doesn't have any money (that's why she lives outside of town, to avoid taxes), why are main characters friends with a bum?

Well, /co/, my friends want me to run a Pony D&D campaign.

It was nice knowing you guys. I'm just going to go kill myself before Friday.

>>32024794
I'm sorry that we can't be friends.

>>32024831
Did you remember to leave it on the charger overnight?

hmm

>>32024844

well well well

Hey remember that male masseuse pony we saw in GiYC? Did we ever bother giving that guy a name?

i don't even like ponies

>>32024835
I'm pretty sure her services as Ponyville's resident beastmaster and vet are considered employment.

>>32024831
what ratio is your pony? my 1:5 twily will freeze especially during the colder months, i've found. the larger one probably won't

>Not masturbating to the thought of being sexually experimented on by your favourite pone

that feel when there is noporn

>>32024831
Change the batteries, man.

>>32024879
There's probably something listed on the wiki, but honestly do we need to have a name for every little pony that comes up?

>>32024899
Her hoof is made of plush

>>32024912
How can we ship them if they're not named?

>>32024912
>not naming every little pony
what are you? gay?
get out of here gayboy, go back home to your daddy teats

>>32024899
fucking weirdo

>>32024890

She doesn't know anything about animals. She was led only believes she has talents towards them so she wouldn't go on drunken rampages anymore.

Fluttershy is a worthless character.

>>32024801

Pfft

>>32024879
Quake.

>>32024934
See, there's another good example of why Ross should never art. Everyone looks like they have a horrible rash.

>>32024900
I can't find the battery slot

>>32024934

Double pfft

>>32024945
well guess we know what his cutie mark is

>>32024977
Lift the tail.

>>32024912
I was just wondering off hand. Usually they all end up with a name eventually.
>>32024945
That's pretty cool name. Thanks dude!

>>32024890
>beastmaster
>doesn't know a phoenix when she sees one
>cries at griffon

yeah, we're done her. Fluttershy is terrible.

>>32024979
Holy ravioli lay off the food Fluttershy

>>32024844
Oh come on, it can't be that hard. Hell, half the monster manual hangs out in the Everfree Forest; you have your dungeon setting already laid out for you.

>>32024987
>vet treats domestic animals daily
>bring in a rabid lion, vet fails to treat it
>"Wow you must be a shitty vet!"

>>32024945
>you will never pound rairity's ass rapidly with your hands, giving her a soothing sensation on her back
>sadspike.jpg

HELLSTAR REMINA COMES FOR PONYWORLD
WHAT DO THE PONIES DO?

>>32025017
>no proof that she is a vet
>only that she's an animal hoarder

and yes, in that situation the vet is still shitty

>>32025046

And she's terrible at showtunes. SHOWTUNES!

>>32025046
*shrug* I guess there's no point arguing with you more, so I'll drop it.

I still disagree, but that's okay.

>>32025032
Well first, they google it to find out what the hell you're talking about, and then they give up after finding out it's some of that confusing japanese comic nonsense, then go back to doing cute pony things.

>>32025017
>Be able to treat Bunnies, Bears, and Manticores.
Don't even know what a Phoenix is.

>>32024987
to be fair Gilda did yell at her. and griffins are sentient beings.

>>32025029
>you will never pound rarity's ass with your ass, giving her an uncomfortable feeling

>>32025061
This is why Fluttershit is the worst pony

>>32024879
>>32024945
That's not a guy. Look closely, you'll see she has eyelashes.
Apparently Equestria has hulking East German Female Olympic Athlete ponies as well.

>>32025032
Turn it good with the elements of harmony.
Alternately, Luna and Celestia tag-team it.

>>32025062
Griffy would never yell at Fluttershy...

>>32025046
>no proof that she's a vet
>bears go to her for medical aid
>she does a census of the rabbit population

Do you even watch the show?

>>32025083
GRIFFY WOULD NEVER IN THE SHOW


FUCKING HELL

>>32025061
Didn't really look too much like a pnoenix when she was treating it...

>>32025083
Yeah, they would probably play or relax at her cottage together (In a completely nonsexual way, don't worry guys, Griffy doesn't like to do sexual things) or something.

>>32025088

That just sounds like shit a crazy pony would do.

>>32024987

To be fair, nobody knew how the phoenix worked. Not even Twilight, the student of the sun-goddess who OWNED the phoenix and has been studying all sort of bizarre arcana shit since she got her cutiemark.

>>32025092
You don't know that for sure.

Wesdeman did ask very politely. They might still put him in.

>>32025106
of course, i asked that they put my parakeet it and it was there for a second

>>32025106

>>32025088
There's still no proof she's a licensed veterinarian.

>>32025095
if she knew what a phoenix was she would've known about its life cycle

>>32025130
I came

>>32025130
yay!

>>32025130

So anyway, when is our /co/ meetup in ceremonial garb?

>>32025134
There's no proof that Rarity is a licensed dress maker.

>>32025088

Hey, the rabbit census is very important. Bitch needs to know how many rabbits she will have to cull and donate to the bears and wolves in the upcoming season.

You think the lazy bastards in the woods know how to hunt? She fishes and picks out worms for the animals in the area every day. It's not a shock that she also has to run a lottery for the small constantly-breeding herbivores whenever they go over their quota of kits.

>>32025134
the only 'official' thing we know of if twilight officially being a student of celestia

>>32025134
>Licenses
>Equestria
Have you seen working conditions?
You just take a look at your flank and make vague job decisions based on it.

>>32025157

There's no proof that Rainbow Dash is a licensed natural weather phenomenom.

>>32025130
Ya know if you cut out the 'P' there in boop the 'p' in .png fills in the word quite nicely and make your filename 35% more efficient

>>32025061
I say she just didn't recognize the skinny dying bird as a phoenix.

>>32025156
If we're not wearing dark cloaks with nathan masks then I'm not interested

>>32025130

Gotcha: Everyone in Ponyville is living a lie.

>>32025098
Non-sexual friendship kissing?

>>32025130
>>32024675
That's funny, in the same thread SMILe reappears, Leth reappears too

LethxSMILe is my new OTP

>>32025168

>Implying Twilight's not a sociopath with delusions of relations with royalty

>>32025130

>>32025173

And some ponies don't even go that far with it. Check out Cherrilee.

Flower cutiemark, teacher.

>>32025134
if we're going by that logic, twilight isn't a licensed librarian

>>32025189
they both been back a while

>>32025182

You haven't seen our new 20% Nathan teeshirts?

>>32025199
I don't think librarians have to be licensed...

>>32025199

Also, Applejack isn't a licensed hick.

>>32025220

She does have a license to fuck her brother though. That was an awkward requisition form though.

>>32025177
>filename efficiency gets Twilight all hot and bothered

>>32025215

They do. In fact, you need to go through a master's degree in college just to even consider being a librarian. It's fucking weird.

>>32025215
not really but it's implied because she lives in the library

>>32025185
Russians...

Fuck it. Nurse pony is the only vet because vets work on animals and ponies are animals.

>>32025201
Have been some posts without Leth and Smile posting, and they came back together...mmmm

>>32025242

But how do we know she's not a dragon

>>32025230
Library science is fucking boring as shit, by the way.

>>32025177
But

How will people know it's not supposed to be just 'boo'?

>>32025227
GG should draw that. She waiting in an office like the DMV, waiting for her Incest Permit.

>>32024858
>mfw somebody remembers the new Splatterhouse fondly

i love you

>>32025230
Seriously? That's something.

I mean, I have serious trouble believing it, given librarians I've met but...

>Google

Holy shit, what? I learned something today.

THE TIME HAS COME TO LICK PRINCESS CELESITA'S HOOVES
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO LICK THEMSELVES
LICK THEM, LICK THEM ONCE MORE
FUCK FRIENDS, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCK WITH THEM
I BETTER LICK SOME ROYAL HOOVES
I HUMILIATE MYSELF 3 TIMES A DAY
EVERY LICK TAKES 20 MINUTES
I LIVE HAPPY AND FULFILLED LIFE
NOW I'M SO FANCY I ACT A COMPLETE RETARD FOR A WHOLOE DAY
AND AFTER THAT I LICK PRINCESS CELESTIA'S HOOVES
OTHER PONIES OBSESSED WITH MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP
BUT I'M FREE FROM THAT GEEKY BULLSHIT
FREE DOWNLOAD NO REG FRESH CREME DE LA CREME NEWS
INTRUIGES, HIGH SOCIETY, PRINCE BLUEBLOOD, WHY DO I NEED THEM NOW?
I BETTER GO LICK SOME CELESTIA'S HOOVES
I'D GIVE MY ASS TO HER HORN, HIGH SOCIETY NEEDS NO VIRGINS
HAVEN'T LICKED HOOFSIES FOR A WEEK NOW
TIME TO LICK
IN LICKING EVERYTHING IS SIMPLE
FATAL ERROR: PRINCESS DOESN'T LIKE HOOVESLICKING, ISN'T THE SOLUTION OBVIOUS
LETS DO IT WITH SOMEONE WHO LIKES
LICK LICK LICK
FUCKING WITH EVERPONY RICH AND FANCY
YAY!

>>32025242
in the universe the show is set in, ponies are basically the equivalent of humans so they don't consider themselves animals.

>>32025262
Don't do it. That's scary as fuck.

>>32025173
>diamonds on ass
>put diamonds on everything else

fuck off cloudflare

>twilight isn't a licensed librarian

Unlikely, since there's no such thing as a 'librarian license'. To be an accredited librarian you need a Masters in Library Science, and Twilight strikes me more as an underaged prodigy still working on her undergraduate degree in all the magics.

> You will never be able to lick the seeping juices of Applejack's swollen folds while she's is in heat.

>>32025229
It is her fetish
>>32025262
Oh please. Anyone actually looking at it will read along, notice the missing letter, be mildly confused but read the format 'p' and understand immediately.

>>32025273
I still haven't tried it. I liked the classics though.

Worth my time for like, a rental or something?

>>32025290

Good Rarity, you look kind of cool!

>>32025276

>>32025297

>>32025276

>>32025297
Yeah, you know, I didn't really want to do that in the first place.

>dress.mov will never be released
>instead he will just throw out a new teaser every week or two

>>32025301
It'd still look like 'Boo' to me.

>>32025347
Yeah sure seems like it at this point.

I'm rewatching the new episode on youtube now.

I literally can't stop smiling while Rarity is talking. God damn I love this show.

>>32025290
>Have balloons on ass.
>I'll throw parties!
>Parties need backed goods...
>Job as a baker!

>>32025196
>>32025173
>>32025366
Do you even watch the show? They get their cutie marks AFTER they figure out their calling.

>>32025366

She just works that dead end job because she's not actually good at anything. Oh man, I wish I had a fulfilling career at some bakery in a fucking hick town.

>You will never be in a MLPG without people posting about their fetish for being raped by a cartoon horse

>>32025366
Yeah, man, I remember when I had backless goods that one time. Completely lacking in credibility.

It was terrible.

>Your pet Futashy will never jizz in your hair as you sleep.
>feelsbadman.png

>>32025377

>make stupid jokes based off someone's stupid comment
>hey guys, why you no watch the canon, you're jokes are stupid
>time to become comedians.

>>32025397
Maybe I could be your futa pet tonight?

>>32025388
>Being raped by
>Not raping

Do you even lurk the threads?

>>32025388
I will never let that bother me.

>>32025397

>>32025377
>Finds out she is good at racing
>Cutie mark is lightning cloud
>Clouds...
>Weather...
>JOB AT CONTROLLING THE WEATHER.

>>32025424
Well she dropped out of flight school. Was going to get stuck doing blue-collar work regardless.

Such inane questions must be addressed!

Anyone reading this filename 'boop'? no

>>32025388
>>32025397

Oh my!

>>32025397

So why hasn't there been more fetish art based on this?

Come on, the animators are TRYING to help you here!

>>32025446

>>32025446
Stop trying to get porn art Lauren

>>32025397
>>32025435
i fucking hate you guys

>>32025446

I don't know, but there's a whole buttfuck ton of fanfictions of it.

>>32025470
Pretty sure Big F wouldn't request that sort of thing.

i tell you what, my fantasy is to rape fillyshy here

i mean, look at that frail little body. i cant shake the desire to crush every bone in her body while mercilessly destroying her marshmallow button with my mammoth cock, her desperate cries for help cant be heard because her voice is so soft. Afterward i would take her to a hospital to get treated and spend the next several months with her, nursing her back to health

>>32025424
I suppose she actually is doing part-time.
Since she was kicked from flight school and all

>>32025434
I just read boo before reading your comment.

Sorry Twilight, your efficiency suggestion is just too impractical.

>>32025489

>>32025397
why is her hair black?

>>32025483
There's also a whole ton of buttfuck fanfictions, but that's another story.

>>32025424
or maybe her cutie mark...you know, indicates she is as fast as lightning

>>32025488
>Implying Lauren Faust didn't force the animators to make a ton of Futa porn.
>Implying this is not the reason she was kicked off the show.

>>32025489

Only to rape her again after she fully recovers?

>>32025480

>>32025494

>>32025489

>>32025397

Holy fucking shit, that is THE funniest thing MS has ever drawn.

>>32025490
Well, to be fair she can generate rainbow with her flying and somehow with just her wings, so ...

Yeah, she'd be pretty good at weather jobs. And yeah she has to work off her student debt because her parents were ashamed she dropped out.

So, how come all the people who can actually draw ponies on-model are completely obsessed with porn and their own personal fetishes?
The only one I can think of off the top my head who DOESN'T do this is Elosande.

>>32025501
I guess whoever colored it decided it should be darker because it's a night scene.

>>32025508

>>32025509

Her insanity knows no bounds. Is the world ever really safe from her?

TIS' A GARDNIN' PARTEH ISN'T IT?!

>>32025397
> futa-fluid turns rainbow hair black
OH GOD DASH DYES HER HAIR IN ALL UNIVERSES.

>>32025513
actually i have been considered breaking her legs again, just to make sure she cant get away

>>32025532
>>32025533

>His pipe is puffing the clouds RD is swimming in

>>32025527
I guess most people don't have sexual hangups?

>>32025540
>implying you wouldn't deflower Applejack at her gardening party

>>32025501
could be semen washing the dye out

>>32025527
Also Fluffy.

>>32025554
1. Pinkie
2. Applejack
3. Twilight

Yes... Yes I might.

>You will never take care of Pinkie Pie after she is diagnosed with late onset Type 1 Diabetes, causing you to have to prick you soft fleshy hooves to check her blood sugar.
>You will never count her carbs and inject her with a Novalog insulin pen into her fat tissue while she cries about how she'll never eat a cupcake for the rest of her life.

>>32025446
Wait...when did this happen?

>>32025582
Feels good

>>32025591
Most recent ep, towards the beginning.

>>32025591
new episode

right at the beginning

>>32025528
thats the only thing that bothers me

>>32025577
Oh yeah, I guess.
Does he actually draw, though? I thought he just ripped poses from the show.

>>32025582
> You will never take the 'old country vet' solution to a horrifically diabetic horse.

>>32025582
>inb4 someone makes this about fucking

seriously guys, get some new material.

>>32025489

>>32025582

Deny her Insulin. Train her like the whore she is. The fucking whale can't even fit in her cupboard.

>>32025595
>>32025596
...
Wait dammit I thought there wasn't an episode this week.
Link to a good upload of it?

>>32025602
He can draw ponies and people

But he seems to prefer doing the vectors.

>>32025620
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xplvpodMNgs

>>32025611
Juice stop being a natty old bitch.

>>32025637
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xplvpodMNgs
Thank ya kindly, anon.

>>32025617
Hey did you finish that request?

>>32025597
It does stand out pretty bad.

But whoever's been coloring MS's stuff lately has been otherwise doing a great job.

>>32025540
> That feel when you wrestle around with Applejack in the dirt at one of her 'special garden parties'

How do I partin garden?

>>32025640
MERH

>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624
>>32025624

>>32025489
>>32025582

>>32025527
I've never understood why people would like to copy other artstyles. Then you might as well just trace all the art.

>>32025624
Why does she have a tumor on her chin?

>>32025680
Side effect of having a dick.

>>32025663
"Special Garden Party" is her favorite euphemism for "dirty lesbian mud-wrestling brawl," as Granny Smith isn't quite as lucid as she used to be and frankly it'd make her staring out of the kitchen into the yard during those parties kind of ... awkward.

>>32025664
Cancer, get out!

>>32025659
Thats courtesy of RustyDooks. Hes gotten better at it

>>32025702
no u

>>32025693
> "dirty lesbian mud-wrestling brawl,"

It was just a game but shit get real.

>>32025680
ITS NAWT A TUMOR

>>32025693
> mfw Applejack was just trying to score at the garden party.

>>32025721

>Rated R. Coming Spring 2012 to a theater near you

So, obviously Twilight was the cutest pony this episode, but does anyone else feel like Pinkie was back in top form this week as well?

I kind of felt like she hadn't been at her best lately. I was very glad to see her back in her element again.

>>32025705
hm, that's pretty delicious

Missed pony quest earlier today/yesterday, did anyone save it?

Did perfectly harmless and trustworthy pegasus do anything

>>32025731
>Applejack will never score

>>32025731
She was drunk as fuck in the garden party

>>32025728
chewing tobacco?

>>32025735
>Fun bus to the theater with co

>>32025721
THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIME.

>>32025731
Hey, out of town, out with friends, plenty of lipstick 'ems in Canterlot just beggin' for a rodeo.

>>32025674

because it makes it feel more original, it's not like you are drawning an original character

>>32025747
EETS A DIMPLE U EDIOT

>>32025764

Shut up Rarity.

>>32025754
>Alone in the office

IT'S FAP TIME!

>>32025754

>>32025772
make sure to yell out as loud as you can 'WHO'S A SILLY PONY?'

>>32025771
ok
no i'm not avatar fagging as luna. Its just a coincidence!

>>32025582
>You will never comfort her after she learns that no one takes diabetes seriously despite the fact that it's an incurable disease that can show up for no reason out of nowhere.
>You will never hand feed her diet 0 carb soda
>You will never sit by her bedsides as the brain tumors she develops from the aspartame in diet soda cause her to bleed from her eye sockets as she spends her final days in unbearable pain and suffering.
>You will never be the only one at her last party because all her friends thought it would be too depressing to go.

>>32025797

WHO IS SILLY PONY?

>>32025810
Stop making me sad, man.

>>32025810

>>32025806
Pretty sure you're avatarfagging as Luna, man.

>>32025754
I'M SO HORNY, LET'S ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT AND HAVE SEX

>>32025828
Is Sweetie Belle?

>>32025813
I can't even tell which end is the head.

>>32025813
>Tiny chibi pinkie
TAKE MY HEART ATTACKS, ALL OF THEM

>>32025834

There's no such thing as Luna. The real Luna died on the moon. Now there is only Rarity with the ability to take the form once known as Luna.

>>32025810
>you will never enable her as she refuses to take care of herself.
>you will never sit at her hospital bed each time she has one of her legs amputated, one after the other
>you will never pull her on her little cart, as you take her to the sweet shop again and again

>>32025830
I was diagnosed with Type 1 at age 15, that's why the details are so gruesome.

please watch this and tell me how awful it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6G55zj41m1E

i wish not to kill myself today

>>32025858

>>32025855
rarity just got hotter

>>32025869
Lets celebrate with some cake.

>>32025810
>you will never...um....do something with a pony....

OH YEAH ALL THEM FEELS YEAH

>>32025841
All of them, actually.

>>32025890
I FUCKING HATE YOU!

>>32025870
Not that awful, just your typical PMV.

>>32025740

If no one saved it, care to give me a summary of what happened today if anyone here attended it?

>>32025810
>0 carb
0 CAL, dummy.
>brain tumors from aspartame
The results of those studies were steeped in ecological fallacy. There is no link between brain tumors and aspartame in humans.
>only one at her last party
Are you kidding? Pinkie has the best friends in the world, and they would never do something so fucking callous.

oh pinkie

>>32025855
That is not what Rarity is

>>32025897
All of Sweetie Belles?

>>32025844

>>32025913
HGNGNGNGNG

>>32025913

>>32025890
>You will never get to share some shitty mall food court Chinese food with Scootaloo...

>>32025910
afaik aspartame is possibly carcinogen.

>>32025919

>>32025924

>>32025937
i want to enter scootaloo

wainbo dash, i'm your biggest fan

>>32025839
Oh come now, it's nothing quite that crass.

More like you take a shot every time you "lose" mud-wrestling, and wake up next to someone who's apparently helped themselves to your hotel shampoo and tiny over-scented soaps, feeling satisfied and maybe a little hung over.

Also pony.

>>32025906
It was late last night.

Participants are probably sleeping, or doing something else besides MLPG.

You can check the archive, I'm sure it's all in there, Try about 6 threads back from now at the bottom.

>>32025947

>>32025951
No bitch you are not Scootalo

>>32025949
Scott a Loo is exit only >:(

>>32025937
Nah, that's not such a great feel-
> Never sharing a Johnny Rocket's or a New England Chowder with the whole CMC as they deliberate which little store to go to to earn their WINDOWSHOPPING CUTIE MARK, YAAAYYY
... Fuck.

>>32025890
Pretty sure it's running off of peoples' attachments to specific characters.

Seeing as none of them exist, I'm not really attached to any of them because that would be silly, so I feel the same as you about these things.

>>32025910
You have no clue how diabetes works, do you?

>>32025951
That kid is going places

>>32025975
penis?

>>32025965
>Tess thread
You people truly are evil.

>>32025942
Nope.

You will never your favorite pony

>>32025983
Bad places.

>>32025890

>you will never have a sleepover with Twilight Sparkle spending the time reading and talking with each other, eventually revealing both of your hidden feelings and ending the night making love to her and going to sleep in each other's embrace

>>32025990
>not being evil
>while there's children to make sad
>when there's candy to be had
>when there's pockets left to pick

>you will never get stabbed and die from your favorite unicorn's horn while petting her

>>32025942
I'd be so far beyond dead by now if that was true.

Or I'm superhuman

>>32025937
Hm.

Yeah I guess that does kinda suck. Especially since the shitty mall food court Chinese at my local mall is pretty good.

>>32025942
Yes, and Mountain Dew dye makes your balls shrink. Also vaccinations cause ass burgers. Look, here's a review article of what's been determined up through recent literature. http://annonc.oxfordjournals.org/content/15/10/1460.full.pdf+html
Not the most full way to get the idea across, but it's breif enough that you won't have to spend much time on it.

>>32026014
WON'T I?

>>32025942
The only solid "aspartame does weird shit" thing I've ever heard is that it causes migranes in a lot of people I know taking psych meds, but that's not TEH CANSCERS.

I had to make a new folder called "Pinkie x Anyone" for this image. I wish I could draw more, but I have a lot of work to do today.

>>32026032
would you?

>>32026013
Gotta look for what I was reading about it some time ago and confirm or update My info...

>>32025983
Dat sweet filly plot.

>>32026034
do you think we care about your shit?
don't your empty streams tell you anything?

>>32026026

>>32026034
...
Tell me this one was finished up...
And perhaps a rear-view as a secondary picture?

>>32026042
I MIGHT

>>32026023

I really hope you aren't as pathetic in real life as that sounds.

Truly.

>>32025957

Right, thanks.

Oh god I forgot to take off my trip fuckfuckfuck

>>32026059
The whole pony?

>>32025980
I do, actually. Family history of it, I'll probably end up diagnosed sooner or later. Terrible fucking disease. I'm just picking apart the bullcrap in your post because you're bringing the goddamn mood down.

>>32026079
I would pony a whole pony.

>>32026023
It's pronounced 'making love AT her'

>>32026033
Aspartame is an amazing singer.

>>32026052
What? Is she throwing Twilight into a pokemon/pony battle or something?

>>32026052
Love his style so much. What I wanna do is see if I can round him up for a contest thing. Pitting Tess, Jessy, Rose and Goggles for who can draw the most cutest picture possible

I doubt I could ever corral them into doing it, but its a thought

>>32026098
She is showing off her lil Twi because we dont have one.

>>32026052
What gender is tess today?

>>32026029
That entire level was fucking awesome in severa ways.
And the MCS reactions to losing we're just lolworthy
I did not expect those things in a saints row game

>>32026044
There are a lot of people who claim aspartame causes cancer, but they're as nutty as the people who claim vaccines cause autism.

>>32026125
both

>>32026058

I'll try and make one soon, on account of the fact that I just sketched the picture you were looking at in ten minutes. Just now.

>>32026062

I wrote a clopfic

What do you think

>>32026058
Why is 'morbid obesity' even a fetish? It's right up there with amputation for me.

>>32026092
>'making love AT her'

...You can't be serious.

>>32026120
>I doubt I could ever corral them into doing it, but its a thought

I CAN!

>>32026141
>implying there are only two genders

>>32026120
Why girls only?

Tess is a girl until proven otherwise.

>You will never get to deal drugs to the Cutie Mark Crusaders outside their school.
>You will never get to demand sexual favors in exchange for drugs to sate their withdrawals when they can't pay...
Feels....

>>32026125
> Tess declares themselves bigendered just to fuck with you.

>>32026160
good?

>>32026148
>he's never made love at a woman
let's all point and laugh

Ponies are like, so fucking stupid, man.

>>32026069
We're past three-hundred, don't worry. Anybody who recognizes you would have to admit to following these threads themselves.

>>32026160
>Implying i dont have regular sex with Sweetie Belle

Do you even watch the show?

>>32026154
Godspeed gent. Make the impossible happen
>>32026157
Tess was the name of Danny Oceans wife in the Oceans Eleven remake

So obviously Tess is Julia Roberts

>>32026197

Quiet, you're out of your element.

>>32026146
Well someone has to write them
I liked it

>mfw my 2 diabetic Pinkie posts spawned a debate about the legitimacy of aspartame studies
>mfw people actually don't know that Type 1 diabetes isn't caused by being fat or eating a lot a sugar. ( I had a six pack when I was diagnosed) It is something you can be born with or you can contract it by an allergic reaction.

Someone was looking for the pony quest stuff from last night?

I dumped it all into paste bins for easy access.

Friday night: http://pastebin.com/4FCNhf8c

Yesterday night: http://pastebin.com/vR7h7NWq

read and enjoy

>>32026148

What, you've never hugged tightly an extremely plush, warm, soft woman? Now imagine that times three because this is Pinkie Pie.

>>32026197
I dunno, most of them have been portrayed as pretty smart.

Hell, the main character is doing post-grad work.

Ponies are okay so far. The yellow one is kind of annoying. I don't think she's very good character

>>32026207
Sorry there is another riot in london so...

>>32026156
> implying people don't fall along a continuum of gender which in America is largely defined by how bro or not bro you are.
That's right, the whole "man card" thing is nothing more than some snippy bullshit Mean Girls thing dick-diddling macho faggots threw together to give themselves societal privilege from what they half-remember from 80's man-movies.

If you get your MAN CARD revoked it means you're free of their power and simpering triple-stout drinking parties and 'no homo' circle jerk parties.

>>32026242

What did I just tell you?


>>32026197

>>32026242
Shut the fuck up Donnie

>>32026242
Funny story. A buddy and I were drinking and bored, so I decided to show him the pilot. When Fluttershy showed up, he leaned back and said "Man that's the worst pony."

Couple months later, and he's got Fluttershy wallpapers on both monitors.

>>32026190
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/make+love

ctrl+f 'love at': 0 results
ctrl+f 'love to': 1 result

>Court, engage in amorous caressing, as in Romance was in the air, and she hoped he would make love to her . [Late 1500s]

>>32026273

>>32026273
Hey at least is not Dash.

>>32026242

I know, I didn't like Fluttershy for a very long time either. But you'll grow attached to all of them eventually.

>>32026230

Thanks a lot. When's the next session?

I'M MAKING LOVE AT THIS THREAD

>>32026255
>Implying bros drink dark beers
>not bottled bullshit pisswater

>>32026232
I've hugged a triple-thick woman. She was covered in a sheen of sweat, yeast, and Cheeto's. Sure she tried to cover it up with Fabreeze and ample amounts of Bed, Bath, and Beyond products, but it's just not the same as being around a girl who only has so many fat folds to scrub thoroughly.

I couldn't fucking handle being in a relationship with a land-whale like that again.

...If Gilbert Gottfried voice a character, would it be a pony, and how much hate would you give it?

>>32026277
Aw look, he thinks he's Twilight!

You can't learn EVERYTHING from books, anon!

>>32026298

>>32026255
>you
pic related

>>32026277
> [Late 1500s]
words can change meaning. you know 'gay' used to mean 'happy', and now it means 'butt pirate'

>>32026298
I would want him to voice the buzzing buzzard

>>32026291
>implying you shouldnt be streaming

>>32026288
Tonight at 7pm GMT -8 (PST)

>>32026232
'Plush, warm, soft' is chubby. Ross is drawing morbid obesity, AKA land whale.

>>32026230
>>32026328

>>32026291
This man is your enemy. "The Bro Code" enshrines gender norms that are restrictive and ultimately alienating to both men and women, and it's played off for laughs in a shitty sitcom that shouldn't have 1/3 the followers it does
> in 2011

>>32026291
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with this. 'Bros' are going to be drinking Natty Ass or Keystone Light. Or Beer 30. (oh god, Beer 30).

Bros, however, REAL bros? Goddamn, like... Doppebock.

>>32026315
What did I tell you earlier?

>>32026320

>that feel

I don't know why, but Fancy Pants calling Twi a "filly" here seemed weird to me.

i love this fan filly

i want to take her out for snacks and cuddles

>>32026373

He didn't know what was going on under that ugly dress.

>>32026373
I find it cute.

>>32026373
Why?

>>32026373
He wants sex.

>>32026368

>>32026359
...that's not the marker...

>>32026380
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

>>32026315
How about Chef's song, from much more recent than that, 'I wanna make love to ya, woman'?