It's going to be awesome. It has ponies.

Posting in a sentenal01 thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2qepwnhfk&feature=related
Twilight doesn't like sudden changes to her scheduled plans.

inb4 santa hooves

HEY WOULD YOU GUYS BUY DOLLS OF HUMANIZED PONIES

>>32009241
sure is slightly less shitty general in here

Also Twilight will want to be Celestia If that is a possibility

I know one of ONE pony that has experience with ponies. Maybe they'll get advice from her?

>giving a shit about who posts the new thread and what the topic is

why the fuck does anyone even care about the main topic? no one even sticks to the topic after the first 5 posts anyway. full on autism in here

>Not raping this thread
>2011

>rape

>>32009304
Experience with plays**.

That statement would not make sense otherwise. Right?

...Right?

>>32009323
shut up anon, your thread was total shit

>>32009298

>>32009323
maybe if anon didn't suck at making throd this wouldn't be a problem

>>32009333
>secret shame

but Taco Bell is delicious

>>32009300
>Implying Rairity, the white Unicron, wouldn;t be a btter ifit
>implying the bitch fit between the two of qho gets to be who wouldn;t be amazing
>and then twilight played Luna
>lunaspittake.jpg

is this the rape general?

>>32009296
I actually can see reindeer showing up, maybe at the end.

>>32009325
No sir, I do not advocate rape in my thread.

However, I have no power, so I'll leave it to your decency

>>32009333
>twilight sea of tacos.jpg

>>32009323
Because everyone else on /co/ has to look at it for about an hour.

>taking the personality quiz thing
>"What do you think is the coolest accessory?"
>fedora is an option

I'll admit, I laughed.

>>32009371
>this.jpg

>>32009366

Where's Tacolight been, I love her.

>>32009298
I would buy a Rarity doll and all of her dresses. She'll be so pretty.

I made ten dollars.

Neat.

>mfw the entire Hearth's Warming Eve episode is about how Pinkie got her cutie mark

well okay

>>32009381
>Goretastic is Applejack
>He likes Rarity the most
SHIPPING CONFIRMED

>>32009394
Nice, doing what?

>>32009394
Did you have to suck dick for it?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>32009241
It's just gotta be a singing pageant

Full musical

13/22 minutes of singing from each of the main cast

slowpoking the personality types from the last thread, I'm apparently an INTJ (strong introversion and thinking, relatively weak intuitive and judging).

I can believe it.

>>32009410
Sucking dick behind the gas station

>>32009371
>not using the catalog
http://catalog.neet.tv/co/

>>32009394
I wouldn't let ou suck my dick for that picture.

>>32009410
That thing what I just posted.

>>32009391

I'd brush the fuck out of her hair. Same goes for Twilight and AJ.

>>32009395
Allofmybits.docx

>>32009409
It only just now occurs to me that we missed a HUGE opportunity to spam "1:20 HORSES CONFIRMED 1:20 HORSES CONFIRMED" when we were originally watching the MLP FIM trailers before its airing last year.

>>32009434

>>32009409

Oh lord, my secret has been found out.

lol'd

>>32009362
I couldn't even make out half that post.

So what, Rairity and Twilight bitch and moan at each other about who gets to be Celestia?
>Darling, it should be me, i mean, look at me! I'm simply born for the part
>but I'M her star pupil and actually know how she talks, and ACTS, and consdieringng this is a play that's more important
>Twilight, Your purple. PURPLE, dear.

>>32009421
Give me one good reason why I should smile.

>>32009421
SMILES ALL AROUND

>>32009425
I need to take that test again. It's been a while.

>>32009333
>Taco Bell
That made me remeber that time my american cousins and uncle took me to Taco Bell so I could have "real mexican food"

>>32009434
>YFW the AJ figure kicks backwards when you press her belly

>>32009477
And you like rarijack!

>>32009422
So, it's going to be a musical based on the foundation of a new country no longer wishing to be ruled by a tyrannical hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E1qtHFXPr8&feature=related

In Fillydelphia City?

>>32009510

The gayest of all gay ships.

>>32009402
>an introverted nerd who's shy

NO WAY

>>32009402
you must construct additional pylons.

I like you.

>>32009434
>twilight
>mac

Everyone knows sensible and efficient twilight uses a PC.

>>32009481
Celestia will be played by Cheerilee because of her voice.

>>32009501
Were they high?

>>32009522
Nope, the gayest ship is DashxDash.

Here you go, sorry for the rushed nature, but I must get back to my research on female prophets and shit. Fuckyeahfinals.

>>32008584
Lyra and Bon-Bon walked through the streets of Canterlot, out for a day of shopping. There wasn't much of a selection back in Ponyville, so the couple enjoyed having a nice shopping excursion out in the royal city every now and then. As they went from shop to shop, they received a few odd looks from the uptight ponies that populated Canterlot's streets. They were a tad bit uptight when it came to their kind of relationship, it seemed. Lyra and Bon-Bon didn't care though, they didn't let the concerns of others bother them.

Lyra and Bon-Bon entered a rather busy shop, full of prim proper ponies. The couple browsed the fine selections of the shop, picking out cute outfits that they could wear to Pinkie Pie's next party. Bon-Bon found one she particularly liked and went to the changing room to go try it on. It took a few minutes, but soon enough she came out to show Lyra how it looked. Lyra complimented her partner on her outfit. Bon-Bon couldn't help but blush a little. Lyra couldn't help but give Bon-Bon a little kiss, because she was just too cute when she blushed...

And the other ponies in the store couldn't help but be extremely upset by this.

"What do those two ponies think they're doing? Out in public like that?"
"How vile!"
"Quick honey, cover your eyes"

Lyra and Bon-Bon looked behind them to see what seemed like the entire store was staring at them. A couple of ponies were covering their children's eyes. Before they could speak, the two ponies were being shooed out the door by the store owner. The outfit Bon-Bon had been trying on was all but ripped off of her in the process. The two ponies ended up sitting outside, confused and a little stunned. No one treated them like that back in Ponyville. Life in the big city could be confusing sometimes.

>>32009333
I fuckin' love the garbage Taco Bell makes, and I really couldn't tell you why. Shame is for the weak.

>>32009537
Celestia will be played by Celestia

>>32009505

They should make some that have pull strings that say quotes from the show too.

>pull AJ's string
>yeehaw
>apples

>>32009513
The fuck?

No, no its not

>>32009298

I had a dream that I got some pony dolls that were like the McDonald's toys, and one of them was a humanized Trixie for some reason. It looked like one of JJ's humanized designs, but as a figurine.

>>32009501
Ha. Some people actually think that.

>>32009484
You're alive, in an MLPG, connected to the internet, and are seeing pictures of cute ponies.

Howdy, it's me, Hayseed Turnip Truck. Me n' Rarity goes aways back. In fact, n' don't tell her I told you this, but we lost our virginity t'gether. See here, Rarity is sorta fancy pony and we'um don't talk ta each other much. But, at that ta ho-down during ta Summer Sun Celebration, I saw Rarity cryin' in the corner. Her date, some high society stallion from Manehatten stood her up n' was with sum fancy filly. I gave her a shoulder ta cry on for a bit. One thing led to a'nother and the next thing I know, we'um were having relations behind the garbage cans behind Sugarcube Corner. Now don't go tellin' everyone, ya hear? It's a secret between you n' me.

>>32009540
I dont know, but my aunt and I made some tamales and they hated them apparently, thats why they decided to take us to Taco Bell.

>>32009241
Isn't this the episode where they put on a play?

>>32009501
Good luck finding "real" mexican food anywhere in the states. Most mexican food is actually american food dressed as tex-mex and passed off as mexican food. Infact, most dishes that come to the US and become popular are usually bastardized versions of the real thing.

>>32009571
Then what do you mean?

>>32009533
Pardon me?

>>32009414
>>32009427
>>32009430
>allthedicksmind

>>32009593
Go back to ponychan rp faggot.

I took it a few days ago, BUT HERE.

I love how I can't post

>>32009481
Them fighting over the roles would be funny

>hey I'm blue, and LOUD. Why can't I be Luna?!

>>32009625

>Bronyland.com

So the End Times have arrived.

>>32009593
>RP

>>32009520
>thinks this is meta
>has no fucking idea how deep it goes

>>32009520
you wanna go there ?

>>32009608
I had food in mexico once. I got a tapeworm and now I'm thin.

Rarity's hat she wore to the Wonderbolts Derby looks suspiciously like the one Audrey Hepburn wore as Eliza Doolittle during the Ascot scene of "My Fair Lady". I was half expecting Rarity to burst out with, "FLEETFOOT, MOVE YER BLOOMIN' ARSE!"

>>32009608
That gif made me fucking laugh

>>32009648

Don't be so melodramatic, it's a shitty quiz on a shitty site that people are doing for shits and gigs.

>>32009608
American Mexican, Chinese, and Italian cuisine is so far divorced from the real things they might as well be considered local originals.

>>32009648

I like to pretend that word doesn't exist.

>>32009608
>I am a gringo who has likely never been to Mexico

>>32009615
Its gonna cover ALL the history or something. Not just them overthrowing Discord, that would be a lil' boring.

oh tess

>>32009679
You mean that wasn't supposed to be an obvious homage?

>>32009694

And it all tastes better than the real thing. Your point?

>>32009679
Rich people love extravagant hats?

>>32009333

>>32009732
You can't be serious...

>>32009709

Doesn't surprise me, that shit makes money bro. Atleast it wasn't OC porn.

>>32009732
>this is what ignorant americans actually believe

>>32009676
I went to Mexico once, an evil skeleton made off with my bean burrito

>>32009707
ALL the history? in one episode for children? That's a tall order.

>but I still see 1776 like music being implemented in the Equestria being founded part

Why is Rainbow Dash such a bitch??

>>32009709
TESS YOU ARE ON MY SHITLIST FOREVER

>>32009608
>>32009694
That's why you don't expect ethnic food at fucking chain restaurants. Either go family or family owned restaurant.

>>32009756
>>32009755
>>32009732

I see we're going to have another pointless region flamewar. Can't you have another thread for that?

>>32009552
Not bad.

>>32009709
And not a single fuck was given this day.

>>32009758
This happend all the time here...

This was actually a fairly tolerable quiz.

>>32009759
>its literally just a retelling of the founding of Canada with a few name-swaps.

>>32009732
You know in Italy they eat pasta as a side, right? Not a fucking entree. Pasta is considered a poor mans' meal, but you fucking Americans lap that shit up.

>>32009786
>quiz
>tolerable

>>32009776
this is all OPs fault

>>32009758
fuck, I'm mexican and I hate when that happens, that's why I never eat my burritos near graveyards

>>32009593
loooooooool

>>32009625
I'm not surprised.

>>32009800
Should have gone with that first general.

>>32009791
The US is a third-world country. We have plenty of poor here.

>>32009791
And it's fantastic, and inexpensive. these are good things Anon.

>>32009786
...

>>32009759
This show is very good at condensing stuff in 22 minutes

Sometimes

>>32009790
What, signing a deal with the Crown for local atonement power?

Guys, What the fuck is Mexico?

>>32009830

Really bro? Holy shit.

I haven't seen a pone thread with pone pictures in it in days, just shitposting. What the hell is going on

>>32009394
> nooooodle legs
oh SB

>>32009840
Best episode yet.

Hey, remember when we used to talk about ponies in MLPG? Yeah me neither.

>>32009800
What the- how can I possibly make people say or do things to stay on topic?

>>32009853
/b/

>>32009850
I don't even fucking know, man.

Cutie Mark Crusader school shooters, yaaaay!

>>32009829
i've seen this exact same scenario, except it was with an OC and it was pretty damn fappable too.

>>32009829
Why isn't this a fic yet.

>>32009846
A federal republic in North America, it borders on the north with the United States and at the South with Guatemala and Belize

>>32009888
Trying to emulate their favorite movies like The Neightrix

>>32009830
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>>32009878
Why would we talk about ponies?

>>32009830
>rapist
>somehow the least assertive member of the cast
I don't even... how?

>>32009894
>OC's

Where are the two people waiting for me to update?

>>32009820
>fantastic
What? Pasta is good, GOOD, not great. It's carb heavy and not meant to be eaten in excess, this is why they don't have a damn meal out of it. God, you people are so dense.

>>32009896
Probably because it's not a very sexy senario?

>>32009921

I used to post about ponies like you, but then I took an apple to the knee.

>>32009846
A false democracy run by drug cartels. It varies from almost modern, to third world, depending on how close you are to coastal regions with high United States tourism.

>>32009958

Oh man, you've never been to /d/

Would you let AJ kick your dick

>>32009935
>>32009920
Neither do I!

MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO WHO I AM THAN JUST A FETISH.

>>32009955
Actually most murrikans are the opposite of dense, fat having lower density than muscle and viscera after all.

>>32009986
But it's doubtful.

>>32009835
not always

>>32009983

Maybe if her voice stopped being so Canadian.

>>32009973
It's a pretty standard forced breeding trope except with incest and one of the members is consenting? Pretty boring if you ask me.

>>32009921
I like that Pizza pony.

Even if it's a little... weird.

>>32010023

> trope

Go back to your kind, filthy worm.

>>32009983
...No, that would fucking hurt and probably permanently decommission my mantenna array.

>>32009945
You're going to update your tumblr?

I thought you abandoned it. I'm glad if you're not!

>>32010006

>>32010019
No not always...Cutie Pox drove me nuts in that regard fffflgjnngd

>>32010023
>one of the members is consenting

That looks like Twilight is consenting to you? Why, just because she's bent over?

Wow, autism.

>>32010026

Who doesn't like pizza pony? We have a coleslaw one too, I'm still waiting for the buffalo wing pegasus pony.

":Alright gentleponys, let's get on with it. Which one of us will write our Declaration of Independence?"

>>32010066
>Doesn't know how pony sex works.

>>32009945
Update that wizard thing LD, do it.

>>32009986
>MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO WHO I AM THAN JUST A FETISH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICO1eVWytvM

>>32009921
I wonder if this pony has a cheese filled crust...

>>32009983
No, but it would be pretty funny to watch it happen to someone else.

>>32010066
She is assuming the consensual position, And I am assuming that it is consensual.

>>32009983

why would applejack want to kick my dick

>>32010095

She dangerously cheesy.

Shitposting aside, is there any news about Ashleigh Ball's condition? Last month they said she injured her throat so badly during recording for s03, she and her band cancelled a tour. Did she ultimately recover or what?

>>32009945
Hurry up!

>>32009830
In reality, Deafdefiler is a huggable teddy bear that just wants to be loved.

>>32010120
Because you are a faggot.

>>32010056
>>32010084
Tonight it might if my roommate doesn't go to bed early. I'm inking it right now.

>>32010124
Sounds like she did too much RD yelling.

>>32010120
Because you ship her with other mares.

>>32009830
Let see, you have a rape fetish and self steem issues, yes you are Fluttershy.

>>32010075
twilight sparkle i say you should write it
to you magi knowledge and wisdom we defer

>>32010127
A teddy bear that will rape you when you let your guard down

I ain't surprised.

>>32009935
People always want what they'll never have.

>>32010124

She faked her death to escape the fate MLP handed her.

>>32009786
>Max out with Rarity, Pinkie and Flutter
>It gives me Flutter anway
Is dis nigga serious?

>>32010117
So rape is actually consentual if the woman is in a mating position.

Fascinating. I'm going to use that defense next time.

why no one is talking about the best pone?

>>32009722
Obvious to whom? How many 7 year old girls have seen "My Fair Lady"?

>>32010154
Hmm

what if she pulled double duty and did a singing duet with Dash and AJ?

>>32009381
>a chain and a turtleneck sweater
>scootaloo as pet
>what's your favorite suit in a deck of cards?

You people are despicable and this whole community has been poisoned over the last year.

>>32010154
That means there's more RD episodes on the way?

>>32010181
No one ever wants to talk about Swist.

>>32010127
Or a personally powerless individual who fetishizes any situation where he exerts some semblance of control.

never be a cop, DD

>>32010069
>Coleslaw
Fucking mayonnaise and cabbage.

>>32010155
Hey at least im HONEST!

>>32010192
Or just one where she yells a lot

>>32010175
You didn't actually max out anything, check the average on yours and compare it to where it is on mine. It just 'maxes' whatever you have the most of, and scales the rest to fit.

>>32010177
rape is just nonconsential sex, not "unenjoyable sex"

>>32009552
Eeeeee i love prejudice

>>32010163
"Is that so? Well if I'm the one to do it, they'll run their quill pens through it, I'm obnoxious and disliked, you know that Ma'am."

>>32010181
I think you misfired with your post. You wanted to talk about the best pony, right? Then why didn't you post an image of the greatest pony around?

>>32010164
This is what happens when Deafdefiler attempts to rape someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08NPUVHbwc0

>>32010069

I'm afraid we need an apple pony.. a pony that loves apples

Oh well

>>32010177
>you take alternet seriously

hahahahhhah

>>32010181
She has the prettiest eyes.

>>32010221
If a woman complies with a rapist's demands because he'll kill her otherwise, does it just become "unenjoyable sex"?

>>32010239
>your

>>32010191

>deck of cards

I don't even get what that question has to do with ponies.

>>32010186
Fuck no!

>>32010192
FUCK NO!

>>32010229
You know, I should be able to see the ponies snout as just a nose and they don't have a mouth, but I just can't!

^c^

>>32010262
yes

>>32010248
And judging from that picture, she also has the best goatee.

A group of ponies, completely on their own accord, form a fan club about Rainbow Dash. Dash acts slightly egotistical after SAVING LIVES. Her friends voluntarily attend an event where Dash is taking pictures with her fans and they get slightly annoyed. So they concoct an entire scheme, putting ponies lives in danger, and aggravating RD (including lying to her face) to the point where she snaps. Her friends don't apologize, instead claiming that it was for her own good (when in reality the situation could have been handled with a 30 second conversation.)

Rarity lies four times, three of those times to TS who WAS THE ONE WHO GOT HER A SUITE IN THE CASTLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. And in the end, instead of admitting her lies and apologizing, Rarity does the bare minimum (admits that her friends were from Ponyville, not that she was from there) AND gets to keep her friends and her contacts in Canterlot.

It's pretty obvious who ranks above who in the mane 6 social hierarchy.

http://fivechan.org/mlp

>>32010239
>your

>>32010275
You should be a lawyer.

>>32010262
Shut up and let me rape you.

>>32010278
Rarity is the best pony.

>>32010248
She is always the best

>>32009391
Can someone make Mantis Rarity doing that adorable leaning on Twilight's shoulder thing.

>>32010304
>Rarity
The best whore you mean

>>32010278
22 minute episode length prohibited Rarity from apologizing to her friends.

Deal with it, Dashfag.

>>32010170
Why?

>>32010324
>Calling Rarity a whore
>After the end of the 1st season
ISHYODDR

>>32010324
>Dashfag

>>32010326
>you are shaped like a limp penis

>>32010315
I'll give it a shot if I can get a reference of that pic you're mentioning

>>32010278
All I see is a picture of Rarity, so that must mean you're stating that she is best pony in a long-winded manner. And I agree.

>>32010285
>implying im not going to law school
Also, a man got away with public "rape" by asking the woman if he wanted him to fuck her with a condom. The woman replyed by saying yes and it passed as consentual sex. Brilliant fucker

>>32010278
The best characters are flawed.

>>32010294
There's no way I'd ever let someone like you shut me up.

I was watching dirty jobs just a little while ago, and during one of the promos, i caught a glimpse of a very familiar episode.
In said episode, Mike is shown the business of enseminating horses.

Thanks to you sick freaks, the only thing i can think of when watching that episode is the sick shit i see here on a daily basis.

Just to let you know.

>>32010362
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f1DgGAMbIY&feature=g-u

>>32010278

I think the message was better. Not every lie gets found out, but it makes your life miserable when they're hanging over your head. Less cliche then all of them coming out and having a public shaming/lecture.

>>32010356
Its from the Ticket Master if that helps. Rarity is trying to pry the ticket out of Twilight by acting adorable.

>>32010342
>>32010364
Be that as it may, we're talking about Rarity here.

>>32010342

Yup. Rarity's flaw is that if she ever lost her chance at success in the fashion world, she'd kill herself. I mean,out of all her country bumpkin friends she's the only one with a real career.

Progress. Should be able to tell who the other character is now.

>>32010175
>Max out Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy
>Gives me Rarity
Well, of course, darling!

>>32010278
>explaining things to ponies would have made all the difference and erased all conflict

Misunderstandings and/or failure to communicate properly is THE FUCKING FOUNDATION of virtually every episode of every sitcom ever. And MLP is ultimately a sitcom at heart.

lrn2television

>>32010401
What the fuck are the bronies doing here?

>>32010408
I love it, but needs more Applejack

>>32010356
I think he means this one,

>>32010401
Rarity can't kill herself because this is a kids cartoon, all she can do is exile herself.

>>32010425
This is the best macro ever.

>>32010361
In my new headcanon Applejack and Rarity play vidya.

>>32010445
The best character is saved thanks to ei.

>Rarifags defending the lying whore
you guys are so pathetic

>>32010284
>>32010263

Probably just using pun on wordplay, she could be saying "your BUTT", showing ownership that the person's butt is about to get bucked. When she is saying this she probably has a strong southern accent so it really sounds like bout, or maybe she is drunk so it is really slurred.

More likely though is the artist didn't give a shit

>>32010431
4chan ate my post. I don't feel like re-posting the image and I'm off for the night.

>>32010458
Cool story brony.

>>32010469
TRY AGAIN!

>>32010425
>>32010425

>trolled_softly.jpg

>>32010469
Night

stupid jew moot

Finally done work. I have no idea what I did last night, but hopefully tonight I won't derail any topics.

>>32010469
Someone post Beret Rarity. I need references

>>32010362
The corrupt criminal justice system is always looking for any excuse not to count rape as rape, because it makes the city look better when they can skim a little off the top of the rape statistic.

>>32010458
Stay disgruntled, plebian.

>>32010393
Rarity is not inherently bad.

So Rarity got off easier than Dash, But Dash was an egotistical bitch putting peoples lives in danger while playing hero, while Rarity wanted to be popular at the expense of her friends.

>>32010278

Rarity in the beatnik outfit negates any flaws with her character in that particular episode.

Is anyone else having problems recently posting? 4chan has literally been eating 3/4 of my posts.

>>32010469
Post it before you sleep!

I want to see it

Is it furry if I would want to be in a relationship with Celestia?

Nothing sexual, I just want to spend long hours lounging with her in the palace, discussing the day, what's going on in Equestria. Sit next to her and watch the sunset. Go to sleep together, and rise together just before the sun. I just love her so much.

>>32010495
Nop- well, unless there is a 15 year old that was just banned form LIVE around here.

>Rarity has no flaws

People seriously think this? She easily gets caught up in the fabulosity and makes a little a trouble for herself and her friends, however she usually redeems herself. Just look at rainboom.

>>32010511
Yes, 4chan has been hungry.

>>32009894

You sure it wasn't Twi's Mom?

>>32010500

Does anyone have the pinkie pie version of this by the way

>>32010500

>>32010401
>implying farming isn't a career.
RD has a government job and milks it for all its worth, since the expected performance is so low.
PP will never get promoted because she's always skipping work.
FS is the bum with a shack in the woods
TS lives off of welfare.
You're almost right.

>>32010515
Nah, you're fine.

>>32010511
Yeah, that's been happening alot lately.

>>32010512
Last try. It's going to be animated.

>>32010511
happening to everyone bro

So where do we think this previous episode lies in the timeline of episodes?

I think it occurs before Best Night Ever, but after Lesson Zero, Ticket Master, and Suited for Success.

>>32010545
>TS lives off of welfare.

It's generous government grants that she is living off of, not welfare.

>>32010515
>Celestia is
>Sentient
>Intelligent
>Your attraction to her does not hinge off the fact that she's a talking horse (?)

Nope, you're in the clear.

>>32010572
What the fuck? They have an order for a reason.,

>>32010538
Oh snap Photo Finish! Was Hoighty anywhere in Canterlot as well?

Also barring the Wonderbolts I didn't spot a single Pegasus in Canterlot. Wierd

>>32010545
I'm pretty sure Twilight lives off of generous stipends, being that she's the most important student in Equestria.

I mean, I would imagine that being Celestia's personal student comes with a pretty decent scholarship.

>>32010458
Ruffian with no taste.

Go back to FA forums an be 20% cooler Dashfag.

>>32010495
Seeing how you're here now, I'll just tell you, the transaction went through.

Also on topic, what kind of appearance will Derpy have in the Christmas episode? Being one of the reindeer pulling a sleigh?

>>32010515
Only if it's furry to be a ponyfag.

>>32010572
what are you doing

stop it

>>32010567
Looks awesome so far.

But still i can't get the reference.
Vidya?

>>32010461
>>32010461
no, there is no subtle word play afoot here. the artist is clearly attuned for drawing, not grammar.

>>32010503
Sorry bro, but rape statistics are counted by the number of court cases tried for attempted rape, not the amount convicted of the actual crime.

AJ: works hard to support her family
Fluttershy: works out of her love of all living things
Dashie: important job
Pinkie: works to make others happy
TS: works for knowledge to improve the world

Rarity: WANTS MONEY AND FAME

>>32010538

>photo finish

neat

>>32010545

The way I see it is pretty close:

PP has a job, but that isn't a career. It's like ending up working at Starbucks.

RD being a gov't bum

TS being a gov't whore

FS being a plain old bum

Applejack, well, I dunno. I suppose. She still isn't aspiring to be much.

>>32010596
That's my theory. I think she gets "research grants" for researching friendship.

Celestia realizes it's not ACTUALLY something that needs a grant, but she wants her pupil to make friends THAT BADLY.

>>32009552
I'm back and desire to write about ponies again. I've given up on fitting an entire book into 5-8 pages, it just can't be done.

Does anyone else have a story idea they want done?

>>32010567
>ponified monkey island stan

awwww yeeeeaaah

>>32010536
Also Im not a rarity fan but have to say this is one of my favorite styles for her so far from seasons 1 & 2.

>>32010592

Because all the pegasi hide up in cloudsdale, save for the few that are famous or living in ponyville.

>>32010620
>Rarity: WANTS MONEY AND FAME
Is this a bad thing?
Also AJ works for money too, Best night ever.

>>32010572

>trying to get continuity on this show

Please no, if anything just consider they all happen during the time they air/are in order

This is a cartoon. These are fanfictions. I will enjoy them.

>>32010515
It makes you a sad, sad lonely faggot

>>32010609
What?

We know the episodes don't occur in order. Are you that new?

>>32010653
They all work for money. That's why it's a job.

>>32010620
Nah, Rarity enjoys making dresses, that's why she makes them.

>>32010620
>TS: works for knowledge to improve the world

WELL THAT'S NEWS TO ME. I could have sworn she was just a know-it-all.

>>32009394
Jelly. How'd they approach you?

>>32010620
>dashie

>>32010668
We also know that all of the second season occurs after the first season.

Rarity is a disgusting whore
Dashie is the best pony, deal with it bronies

>>32010674
I know, thats my point.

>>32010668
They dont have continuity at all retard.

>>32010650
Living on the ground is something only weird Pegasi do I suppose. It's probably more fun for them in the sky.

>>32010704
>Pinkie Sense
>Letters in RoH
>'Now ALL OF YOU send me letters!', and now all of them are sending letters
>'Just a hop, skip, and a jump!'

>>32010545

Aj probably gets small government subsidies for farming aside from annual income.

RD has a cheap govt. job.

Twilight is living off the Princess' bill and namesake. "I'm the personal protege of God"

Fluttershy lives off the land. She probably has a small garden and occasionally gets bits from veterinary work.

Rarity has her boutique.

Pinkie is probably related to the cakes, and was moved in with them after "mutually" agreeing to move out from the rock farm.

>>32010715
Its just me or all the ponies in ponyville have waether related cutie marks? Except for FS and Derpy.

>>32010701
I like them both. Stop being so immature.

>>32010701
Is it that time again where ponychan & Eqd try to invade?

>>32010701
So... Fluttershy is the best then?

Cool. Glad we have that cleared up. Here, have some adorable Flutter.

>>32010727
Well obviously S2 is after S1.

Since Twilight's birthday is relatively close to the GGG, it can be safely assumed that she is at least two years older than she was in the pilot episodes.

>>32010750
Yes, they have been here since the morning.

>>32010754

Wrong, FiM is all the rantings of an autistic Gen 3.5 fan.

>>32010704
They DO have continuity.

Ticket Master gets referenced in Suited for Success
Suited for Success and Ticket Master are referenced in Best Night Ever
Dragonshy is referenced in Feeling Pinkie Keen.

etc., etc.

There are numerous examples of this.

>>32010754
Just possibly not in that order.

>>32010779
That;s not nice to say about Faust.

>>32010763
>"...with the Grand Galloping Gala coming up..."

Huh. Now I wonder how far away it is.

Son of a bitch, this fucking show...

>>32010795

>he got the joke

>>32010750
I say that if they want war we should take arms in the name of the queen

>>32010783
There's some continuity where it's convenient, but it's stupid to think they're actually on some kind of timeline.

dashi kirei desu ne

>>32010733
I think it was said somewhere that Pinkie isn't related for the Cakes, she just works for them and rents the loft above the shop, and gets paid most of her wage in sweets.

>>32010783
I will still bet several hundred dollars that all S2 episodes take place after all S1 episodes.

>>32010750
To arms!

>>32010818
This picture could've been great...but that fucking Rarity is horrible

>>32010810
It happens EVERY YEAR, bro. It's the next one after the one they went to.

>>32010861
What's wrong with it?

According to this test i'm like two of the best ponies and one of the average ponies, not to bad if you ask me.

>>32010822
Im just going to say they have a timeline because, FIM start in the summer then we have FWF then WWU and then the best night ever.

Don't deny what you feel in your heart about Dash.

>>32010818
>>32010860

>>32010880

They're Canadian. Come on now.

>>32010876
yoshi

>>32010865
Yeah, I know it happens every year. But TS says that the GGG is "coming up"... so it makes you wonder if it's going to pop up again sometime this season BEFORE the finale.

Dammit now I'm all excited. MAYBE RARITY WILL MAKE EACH OF THEM A NEW DRESS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

>>32010876
The face is disturbing

>>32010904
Meh, I like it, though that is just me

>>32010897
>earthies

>>32010620
AJ: works on a farm because that's all her family has ever done for generations
Fluttershy: too timid to deal with anything that can talk back.
Dashie: has a job equivalent to a street-sweeper's. Too lazy to find real work.
Pinkie: manic-depressive who parties compulsively to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay.
TS: mad scientist researching Things Pony Was Not Meant To Know.

Rarity: WANTS OUT OF THE HICK TOWN SHE WAS BORN INTO.

Holy crap you guys take some chill pills. These two are pretty good friends in the show.

>>32010904
Weren't you banned

>>32010545

Doesn't Fluttershy technically have a govenment job? She's essentially a forest ranger and occasional veterinarian. Why else would she live so close to Everfree?

>>32010897
>Earth ponies
>None

Don't touch me you filthy casual.

>>32010926

>>32010929
I think they just have mutual friends, Rarity real friends are Fluttershy, AJ and Twilight

>>32010930
Yessir

>>32010632
I repeat:

Anyone want another short fic written?

>>32010897
Their special ability is setting up towns and growing apple orchards in deserts given only one year to work things out.

Also, have you noticed that earth ponies run all the food related businesses? They have talents that extend into the natural world. They're like us, they shape the environment and what's in it to their liking instead of resorting to magic or giving up and flying around.

Seriously, I can't see how us humans can hate on earth ponies. They're the most like us, down to earth masters of the environment.

Only less violent and territorial

>>32010846

I guess that's plausible. I imagine whatever income she does get, it couldn't be much with how much sweets she eats a day. Then again, all her parties are probably a godsend for advertising. She probably caters for other ponies too.

They've got to be an obscure aunt and uncle or something.
>Pie
>Cake

>>32010973
Nobody's hating on earthies. They jsut can't do anything special.

>>32010926
>researching things pony was not meant to know
>she's researching friendship

Oh boy.

>>32010959
>real friends

I'm not buying that, and whats to say Pinkie isnt friends with rarity either? She's always nice to her

>>32010971
Scootaloo visiting her auntie spitfire.

>>32010971
BAGS MEETING HIS SEPERATED FROM BIRTH BLOOD BROTHER SNAILS

>>32010971

MLP: Terrorism

>>32011004
friendship has its levels, you can call some people your friends, but just a few are your REAL friends

>>32011009
Bags?

>>32010971
I have a couple. Could you to Twilight and Pinkie Pie getting close in the library? Not... sexually. Just... I dunno. As friends. Or maybe they kiss or something.

>>32010926
>>32010926
>TS: mad scientist researching Things Pony Was Not Meant To Know.
Go on....wait, would that be like fanfiction?

>>32010971
>MLP: SVU

This is the opposite of what I wanted. This is absolutely terrible.

Why did I even partake in this abominably autistic questionnaire in the first place?

>>32011033

>>32011026
The fucking baggage pony in the new episode. I don't know what you guys call him

>>32010924
Her strength is that she is a good 'person' and generally doesn't have phases where you want to get the Hell away from her.

She won't stop the meteor or anything but she would be somebody to talk to if you found out you had cancer or something.

>>32011060

Simpsons guy.

>>32011044
I now want ponified versions of this two

>>32010929
Make love, not war.

>>32011029

I see you're confused about what you want.

Hmmhmmphm..... Lauren Faust says you're stupid.

>>32011071
Yeah and any of the other pones could do that too.

>earthies

>>32011029
>>32011017
>>32011044
>>32011060

I shall begin my work.

>>32011001
Give earthies 6000 years and their own civilization and they'll have an underfunded space program and their own LHC up and running.

No problem.

>>32011024
I'm pretty sure all 6 of them are on the 'real friends' tier together dude

>>32010971
I could really go for some of those cookies with that flavoured sugar on them...

>>32010940
I say, did you know that earth ponies have a special connection to the land that pegasi don't?

Yeah, gravity! DOHOHOHOHOHO!

When we get an episode where all the ponies just lie around and cuddle?

>>32011075
God damn it.

Why is Arabic culture so under-represented in MLP:FiM?

We need curved. swords.

>>32011107

>>32011060
He is 'the 99% Pony'

>>32011051
>picking Scootaloo as a pet

>>32011107
never

>>32011082
I'm sorry Lauren, Mrs. Faust, m'am.

>>32011090
MINE FIRST

>>32011090
You don't like my prompt? >>32011008

>>32011107

never, because that's a goddamn horrible idea
shipping belongs outside the show

Three months of summer picnics. And awesome sunny days!
We've dressed in breezy clothes for show, them all off at par-tays.
But the blistering sun dried all things out, and we can't water our food.
And even though warm colors glow, we have to change the mood.

The time has come to bring back snow, and all thing cold but fun. And it's also time to prep our homes, for winter chills a ton. How can I help, to oversee? What is every p0ny bring? To this winter celebration, lets all break out and siiinnng.

Winter's back up!
Winter's back up!
Let's celebrate our holiday cheer.
Winter's back up!
Winter's back up!
Because tomorrow, Christmas is here!
Because tomorrow Christams is here!

>>32011102
Dayum!

>>32011102
I dont think you know how gravity works.

>>32011139
Sorry, didn't see it. I'll work on that one too.

>>32010924
>>32011071

Lets put it this way, who would you rather fuck Pinkie or AJ?

The answer is AJ.

Because you're fucking Pinkie and she starts twitching is that a full body orgasm or are you about to die from something falling on you?

>>32009786
It was a quick time killer.

>>32010938

You know, I have to give Rainbow Dash some credit.

She probably has a bachelors in meteorology or went to technical school for weather. But then again, we saw how their weather works in SRB. It couldn't be THAT difficult to learn, and not all pegasi have weather-related jobs.

Maybe she had a few weeks of job training.

But it's not like she needs a lot. She lives in a fucking cloud. All she really needs is food. She can make and remake her home or bed if needed.

>>32011140
cuddling =/= shipping. Otherwise Twipie and TwiJack would be canon

>>32011146
WINTER FUCKING SUCKS

WINTER DOESN'T GET A FUCKING SONG

AND NEITHER DOES CHRISTMAS

>>32010897
>Earth ponies
>Special Abilities: Tight asses.

>>32011102

>>32011172
>Twijack

>>32011183

>>32011051
>choosing scootaloo
>most like rarity, rainbow dash, and pinkie pie

I can see slave ownership in your future

yfw Earth Ponies are pony Dalits.
>Menial tasks
>Shunned by other pony castes

>>32011171
She could probably name every cloud there is in 10 seconds flat

And Twilight only wishes she was that suave with her meteorolgy knowledge

>>32011192

>>32011090
...You do know what a 'Special Victims Unit' is for, right?

>>32011156
I don't think you understand how jokes work.

>>32011095
Not necessarily. The season 1 pilot was pretty much what brought them all together from being acquaintances. I imagine they've gotten a lot closer by now, but there's nothing saying they're all a circle of besties at this point. A lot of season 1 was them getting to know each other better.

>>32011192
what
whyyyyyyyyyy

>>32011212
Dont you know Sapphire Shoes, Hoity Toity, Photo Finish and all earth ponies nobles we see in canterlot?

>>32011207
>that feel when you were the one who made these drawing popular

>>32011243
>Thinks he made ass-shots popular.

>>32011231
yeah, now they're all friends and Twilight has lots and lots of friends. I said this already

Pay attention