I DONT'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE ALL THIS RAPE

derpy is a very ugly pony

>rape

>>32001068
rape is a very rape rape

New song, best quality yet:
http://www.mediafire.com/?rm4953s9oszmewm

DERPY YOU SAY?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/584966

NEED MORE PONY HOOF WORSHIP STORIES. GET WRITING, SLAVES.

Y-you know, if you wouldn't mind...

>>32001084
Does it cut off early or anything? I hate it when they do that

Is Derpy from Cloudsdale or Ponyville?

So is this rape thing you guys have in the beginning some sort of tradition now?

How the fuck can you tell what's going on in some of your drawings?

There's lines EVERYWHERE.

MS paint is a cool program

Rarity orgasm in spanish:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxnLvJDxauw&t=13m45s

Have you got your erection yet?

>>32001100
why do you like pony hooves?

>derpy op image

Bueno.

Didn't you get the memo?

Derpy is a very ugly pony.

>>32001120
It's all DD's fault

>>32001105
Nope

YOU MUST CHOOSE
ONE PONY MUST LAY THE DRAGON
SPIKE
WHICH PONY SHALL IT BE?

Tess where is My little Rarity: Rarity is Rarity!

>>32001114
Derpy is from The Space Between Time.

>>32001148
MR CAKE

>>32001135

Well, I have a raging foot fetish, and I like ponies.

Somehow it just works out. Don't judge me.

Oh god this should be the worst beggining of a MLPG ever

>>32001127
Why is this ass so alluring??!

>>32001167
no I mean, what actual qualities
I'm maybe bored enough to write something

>>32001170
ARE YOU IMPLYING THE MARKER GAVE BIRTH TO SPIKE?

If you want to rape your favourite pone so bad why don't you just go to a farm

>>32001121
Lines are awesome why would you hate lines?

>>32001125
>>32001125
im not going to watch it in spanish. ever.

most of the word puns dont work well in spanish, since "mare" is "yegua" and "yegua" is basically an insult down here

and if they say "mare" while speaking spanish it just sounds awful, so i'll stick to english ponies.

>>32001177
I can't believe I'm finally here. With all that I've imagined it to be, I'm sure that this thread will turn out to be the

WORST

THREAD

EVER!

>>32001186
because my favorite pone doesn't live on a farm!

My Little Colt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7USN989yEQ&feature=related

you know looking at the recent episode, opalesence licks herself.

this got me thinking; you know, it's not like Spike could reach those areas of his body with his hands either - he's far too chubby. And he does have a very long, prehensitile toungue.

so I doodled up this in the absence of anyone else doing it.

Where is Glitter glue when you really need him

>>32001188
But how do you tell which lines are which?

WHICH LINES DO YOU USE TO FINISH THE DRAWING?

Derp pony is best pony.
Alsoб guys. Can you believe it? One simple mistake created the most popular background character ever.

>>32001190
>He doesn't know that the dub is actually nice
What a fucking joto

>>32001209
change the opacity of things

>>32001186
My favorite pony won't be at any farm, they live in houses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR8K06QMYQ0

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

>>32001217
Oh I see.

Using different layers?

>>32001190
Don't deny your roots...also, que culpa tiene la hembra equina que su común denominación sea un insulto? Cuando hablas de perras (el femenino canino) no estás insultando, o sí?

>>32001202
VAs surprisingly decent

Character names, surprisingly FUCKING AWFUL.

>>32001011
As much as I agree that SoL shows doesn't need plot to be good, I think it's the matter of "why not" here. Plot doesn't make episodes bad. If anything, it adds to the show, making it more interesting to watch. It's not to be taken too seriously, because the characters are the obvious the focus here. And by no means should anyone complain about simplicity of the plot, or about it being too predictable. It's a show mainly for little girls, give or take.

>>32001233
yes

>>32001179

I'm not really sure, but I'd guess it has it's roots in the submissive nature of succumbing to a pony's hooves. Bonus points for cleaning.

>>32001210
Derpy is a very fancy pone

>>32001207
Glitter stopped taking requests awhile ago.

>>32001210
What mistake? Lyra sitting on that bench?

>>32001214
Is shit man deal with it.

>>32001256
Bad come ons general?

>>32001240
what would you name them?

>>32001246
dammit glitter glue

just when I thought you were going to pick up steam again

>>32001240
Some of the character names fit, others needed more work (Bubble Berry, Butterscotch, Barbara, etc.)

>>32001275
Their original names in the show.

"Twilight Sparkle" and "Rarity" do not carry a female connotation.

>>32001237
still, no.

>>32001319

>>32001182
I think it may have.

>>32001310
But that just gets confusing.

I just noticed something

In the Wonderbolt race a pegasus named Fleetfoot won
In the game Dawn of war Fleet of foot is a special Eldar ability
This ability can be learned by the Farseer
The Farseer and Princess Celestia have the same voice actress

Coincidence? I think not.

>>32001343
Why I never saw that scrunch before?!

>>32001373
It's a coincidence.

>>32001373

Must be pandering to the fans again

>>32001343
>Twilight_Sparkle_found_your_porn.png

>>32001319
De casualidad eres mojado, chicano o pocho?

>>32001396
I KNEW SEASON 2 WOULD BE SHIT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>32001373

>>32001373

That's pretty fucking cool.

Also reminds me, all of the Wonderbolts have kickass names like Soarin', Rapidfire, and Spitfire, so Rainbow Dash is probably going to become one by the show's end.

>>32001419
paranoia aside that is a pretty nice hat that i would consider wearing

>>32001409

Speaking of shit!

>>32001222

I want an Rainbow Dash and Applejack episode.

>>32001409
No, Anon.
You are the shit.
And then Anon was a tripfag

>>32001404
excuse me, what?

>>32001373
FANSERVISE SHIT
FUCKING DROPPED

>>32001438
did you know that rainbow dash and applejack are secretly the same pony?

>>32001404
Que son Las diferencias?

>>32001438
I want another as well.

>>32001271
I just thought two sexiest pony makes best ship

>>32001461
Well, you'd be wrong.

>>32001438
Another shit episode like FWF?

>>32001438

>Rainbow Dash and Applejack get glued together(or other means of being stuck together) and Applejack has to deal with flight, while Rainbow Dash has to deal with being earthbound and bucking trees.

pic fucking related

i should have started writing a 6 page essay 3 hours ago and theres only one hour til midnight and i wanna fucking sleep

thanks a lot pone general

>>32001472
>fwf
>shit
best be trolling son

>>32001438
I want an episode where Applejack goes out into the wild and experiences her Vision Quest.

HEY

YOUTHERE

ARTPEOPLE

Stream.

Have a Mac .gif that I just made.

>>32001487
And meets her spirit animal?

>>32001482
YOU'RE WELCOME!
DON'T FORGET YOUR HAT

>>32001502
Yes.

>>32001448
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack mindswap episode
>Ashleigh ball does Applejack with Dash' voice and Dash with Applejack's voice.
I want this.

>>32001487
I want an episode where Applejack goes out into the wild and experiences not being worst pony.

>>32001461
These shadows are confusing.

The cord shadow clearly goes towards the foreground but rainbow dash's shadow is slightly behind Vinyl who she seems to be in the same plane with.

>>32001513
Either put your trip back on, or go back to Ponychan, Nathan.

>>32001513
>I want an episode where Dash goes out into the wild and experiences not being worst pony.

Fixed for you.

>>32001498
Ballin'

>>32001513
But Dash is the worst pony, AJ is the second best, do you even watch the show?

>>32001502
It's a pony.
That's how boring Applejack is.
Her spirit animal is her own species.

>>32001513
She stopped being worst pony during S2E5. Pay attention.

>>32001461
DashScratch was such a great ship. It lives on in my heart. If only someone would write DJ pone three into an episode again...

>>32001539
Her spirit animal is Applejack

>>32001541
Nah not really

If anything the last episode cemented her as the stupid hick she's always been

>>32001496
I would but I am actually getting schoolwork done today.

Yes I can get work done and be in a thread at the same time I am just that cool

It's time

If this doesn't I swear to God I'm walking to Canada

>>32001544
Everyone is shipping Scratch with Octavia because thats the new ship of JJ.

I really don't like shipping and stuff, but Rarijack is good.

>>32001561
Go back to ponychan faggot.

>>32001170

>>32001569
god he's such a faggot.

>>32001560
Or maybe just an apple.
Moral of the episode is that not everything has to be exciting all the time.

>>32001575
That ship is cute and neat and hurr-durr-opposites-attract and everything, but Rarishy is where it's at.

Because they're best friends.

>>32001580
The truth hurts.

>>32001604
>rarishy

>>32001560
Her spirit animal is Wabbajack

>>32001563
Thank fuck

>>32001569
>new
Scratchtavia has been around since Octavia's first appearance.

>>32001575

Rarijack hijack!

>>32001607
Why you post this in every thread?

>>32001604

friendship does not automatically evolve into sexual intimacy

learn and understand, lest ye repeat silly words like 'friendzone' and 'i'm a nice guy BUT'

>>32001373

So does that mean we can expect Space Mareines to visit Equestria in the name of their Emperor of Ponykind?

>>32001622
>off topic bullshit again

FUCK.
OFF.

>>32001614
Nah, the Jabberwock.
She has to help it fight a little girl with a vorpal sword.

>>32001604
>Because they're best friends.

This is the reason i dont like that ship or appledash.

>go outside to help family finish decorations
>time to draw
>hands are frozen
>can barely even type

By the way, to whoever requested it (Doc White?) I drew a Rarity in winter a while ago. July I think.

>>32001608
U mad dash is the worst pony.

>>32001622
>>32001563
Hey sentenal.

Hey.

This isn't your blog.

>>32001575
>>32001604
I like them both. But Flarity needs some development this season, for now Rarijack takes the first place for me.

>>32001663
>>32001575
>>32001604
Ponycha is that way ------>

>>32001655
Add hot water to hands!

>>32001660
>deflecting the argument at hand
>with some other ponyhate

Sure is stupid fans of stupid hick pony right here

>>32001627
>CL's Humans

>>32001690
"My opinion" is not an argument son.

best ship

>>32001683

if you run hot water over your wrists, it'll heat 'em up nice and quick and stay that way

for a while at least

It's kind of amazing how the fags fighting over which pony is best/worst usually fight with the fans of the pony that is most like their favorite.
Like Dashfags and Rarifags.
Or Dashfags and Applejackfags.

>>32001627

aaaand CartoonLion continues her descent into anthro. Soon she'll be yiffing and yaffing and fursuiting like the best of them!

>>32001655
yay.

YOU ARE ALL UNDERAREST FOR CHILD PORN/PONY PORN THIS IS THE FBI FEDERAL POLICE DEPARTMENT OF POLICE

>>32001662
I've been trying three days to give him money. Allow me this.

Now, onto the important bit, ponys doing cute pony things

THE MANE SIX HAVE FALLEN ON HARD ECONOMIC TIMES

THEY MUST NOW PAIR OFF AND LIVE AS ROOMMATES NON SEXUALLY

QUESTIONS:

1. who lives with who?

2. where do they live?

>>32001715
>yaffing

Is that a thing?

>>32001690
Are you implying Rainbow Dash isn't the dumbest pony? Let's not forget that she kick a dragon in the face...

>>32001715
Isn't that the one who draws Fluttershy as a dog that fucks her self-insert?
I mean, this isn't exactly NEWS.

>>32001715
WELL really though... This could be seen coming a mile away.

>>32001730
>you being on topic

That'll be the fucking day

>>32001732

Rarity and Fluttershy, of course.

Honestly...I dunno who the others would be. That is, who each of the others consider their "best" friend.

Why didnt Rarity just tell everyone that she and her friends defeated discord?

>>32001732
Twilight with Dash.
Spare room in the library, preferably near the top.

>>32001732

They all live together, within the cozy confines of Fluttershys big floppy horse vagina

>>32001732
Applejack and Rarity becuase they are bussiness ponies.

They live in her farm because Rarity store is not big enough.

>>32001744
YES! It was about time dude!

>>32001744

>>32001627
Oh god, why do I love dirty AJ so much?

>>32001715
>saving somebody's pictures just to complain about them

Unless you're reverse trolling to get more furry art, that shit makes no sense

>>32001729
>Horses

Sorry officer, but even if Lil'Pip is an OC only a few years old, there's not a single thing in the world to prevent me from keeping her in my basement and feeding her a combination of my semen and heroin.

I'm not even American!

>>32001767
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fagget

>>32001732
Dash and Fluttershy move into a low-rent cloud apartment. Proceed to drive each other crazy.
Don't know about the rest.

>>32001746
Not a self-insert, humanized RD and Pinkie.

>>32001762
Because boasting about your acheivment is obviously a no-go.

>>32001782
Dunno.

>>32001683
>i didn't think of this
Are you my mind?

>>32001732
fluttershy sells her little cottage and rooms in with Dash (now its so clean all the time)
Rarity loses the boutique and moves in with AJ (total redesign makeover by the end of the night)
Pinkie Pie gets kicked out of the Cakes bakery and moves in with Twilight (she snaps and loses her shit with Pinkie daily)

>>32001732
I'm pretty sure AJ's House is big enough to accommodate them all.

>>32001830
>Rarity loses the boutique and moves in with AJ (total redesign makeover by the end of the night)

I can see this happening.

>>32001732

>Implying they don't live in State owned homes that only require that you serve the Great Princess

>>32001732
Rarity and FS live at Carousel Boutique. FS moves all her animal-related buildings to the yard behind the boutique.

Dash moves into PP's apartment thing. Both are gone most of the day so they don't have a chance to get on each other's nerves.

TS moves into AJ's house and uses AJ's parents' old room, which they don't need anymore BECUASE THEY'RE DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD. She commutes to the library every day.

>>32001829

Tess stop being braindead

>>32001830

Why is this not an episode yet?

>>32001785

I just want everyone to know that CL is now officially a furry.

>>32001744
You taking requests nao?

>>32001858
>She commutes to the library every day.

Uh why would she be able to work at the library but not live in the rooms just above it like normal?

>>32001830

and everything is resolved and back to normal in 20 minutes?

>>32001861
Things that don't exist can't be dead.

>>32001878
>those fingers
Jesus Christ How Horrifying

batman does not eat nachos

>>32001830
Write this... Now.

I haven't seen Terse on since Friday night.

Did he fall into a coma after staying awake waiting for the pony quest?

>>32001913

>furries

I've seen some shit, man

So /co/ likes Applejack now? Interesting...

>>32001878
I don't think that was CL...
look at the humans she draws, then look at that
the anatomy is WAY different (not talking about furry abomination, like leg muscles and arms and shit)

>>32001883
Yup!

>>32001935
Terse decided to have a real life where his shitty opinions would be tolerated.

>>32001830
Why wouldn't Fluttershy and Rarity room together? They already appreciate a clean house.

>>32001885
Uh... well... you see...

>>32001939
No that's CL.
I got links 'n' stuff.
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/49329.html

>>32001938
about fuckin' time

wwhy can love

>>32001953
Because they both lost their homes?

>>32001614
>>32001614
>go to forbidden section in Solitudes Blue palace
>get teleported into the crazyass realm of Sheogorath, daedric prince of madness
>he starts talking
>automatically think of humanized discord

tl;dr: discord is daedra

>implying Twarity isnt the best ship

>>32001953
Clouds Are Cheap As Fuck.

>>32001953
For purposes of conflict of course! If everyone who roomed together turned out to be perfectly okay with their new roomie then it wouldn't be very entertaining to watch

>>32001944
/r/ googley eyed RD after she tosses away that croquet mallet

>>32001944
Where do you get your source episodes? That's not a youtube rip, is it?

Geez the colors in the episode I watched seemed so much more muted. Fluttershy in particular.

>>32001993
what's with the massive overlap between people in these threads and playing skyrim? it's weird.

I'm among them

>>32001913

I think they're supposed to be, hoof-fingers? Like, the tips are hard and made out of the same stuff as her hooves.

>>32001994
Come back when they get an episode together.

>>32002014

>>32002036
Its going to be shit anyway!

>>32001994
Pretty classy ship. It's ok.

>>32001628
Well, I hadn't seen it yet.

>>32002029
Thats kinda disturbing to think about.

>>32002066
write me a rapefic

>>32001732
Rainbow would stubbornly insist on living in the clouds so Fluttershy would be the only option. Even though Fluttershy loves her home on the ground she would bend to Dash's demands "if it makes everything easier for everyone else". Applejack would shrewdly decide to partner up with Pinkie, not because she likes her the most, but because she thinks that if the two combine their complimentary businesses, they might start recovering lost profits. Which leaves Raity with Twilight by default. Spike is of course overjoyed, but there's no room for him due to Opal absolutely needing a large, luxurious bed, so Spike has to go live with Snails.

>>32002064

it's alright

>>32002029
My statement stands.
That Shit Ain't Right, Bro.
Not the least because it shows an incredible failure to understand what a hoof even is.

>>32002029
That's the dumbest idea ever.

this guy, despite his wonky name, is best male pony.

>>32002029
That's kinda silly.

>>32002064
>TS
>classy

>>32002066
no wait
write a pony discovering she likes mares

>>32002050

i like how whenever some upper-class people show up they invariably get shat upon

not literally, but you get my drift

like at the gala, they were having a perfectly happy time at the party until THEY showed up

why do they gotta ruin people's fun

>>32002090
Can we all now have a boner over FP like we did with Braeburn?

>>32002090
>Fancy Pants
>doesn't even wear pants
That IS kind of wonky.

>>32001790
That would count as cruel and unusual treatment. You could get fucked in the ass for that.

>>32002064

the classiest

>>32002075
And this is why I didn't write clop.

>>32002116
exactly

>>32001994
>Is the licking really ne--
>YES.

>>32002116
There are no pants currently in exsistance that could contain his massive, throbbing swag

>>32002129
but rape is a natural and beautiful thing

>>32002114

HEY WHITE

draw

>>32002129
Did you write the one you lost your bet on? Or did you wimp out

>>32002094
Welcome to modern CL.

>>32002148
MY SWAG IS THROBBING TOO

>>32002114
Fuck no. Braeburn is 20 times as handsome.

Fancy Pants is just suave.

>>32001944
Welp, dat trip

>>32002014
Making it...

>>32002027
iTunes rip dude!

Damn you 4chan, stop eating my posts

>>32002152
>That image.

>>32002114
it sucks that he's straight though
nothing wrong with admiring from afar

>>32002156
i'm still saying that you can rape her out of it

>>32002156
She doesn't even post here, ever. Its not like she comes in here and waves this shit around personally.

>>32002166
Oh sweet, the iTunes rip's out?

>>32002167
yeah we know

>>32002152
Meh, it's time for dinner. Besides, for some reason I'm using MS Paint more, so it keeps looking like ass.

Other than the -chan boards, have you seen bronies being mentioned elsewhere?

>>32002159
since you have the classyness of a broken fence post it will do you no good

>>32002166
>>32002183
What are the file sizes on those itunes rips?

The 1080p YT rips usually end up being 500megs or so.

>>32002128

Rarity classin' the fuck out of this thread.

>>32002190
get some Hibachi.

>>32002095
Rarity makes it classy. She's also a mentor type of character here. She would make a fine lady out of Twilight, after all they're both unicorn master race. And now that Rarity stayed in Canterlot for some time and Twilight was so nice to her, I think it's safe to say this ship has sailed a little further.

>>32002192
Every fucking forum on the internet. O at least people complaining about them.

>>32002155
I wrote it, posted the link Friday, and nobody commented. Then I went to sleep and had a weekend.

Here you go: http://pastebin.com/gCV9ucam

>>32002192

>watches the show
>likes discord because of Q

thats.. not a brony

>>32002190
thats pretty good for MSpaint. especially if its zoomed out a bit. I guess zoomed in, it looks like ass.

>>32002208
I'd love to see an episode where Rarity teaches Twilight how to be a proper lady, etiquette and manners and the like.

>>32002202

>you will never grope Rarity's crotchboobs and make them elicit a cartoony 'HONK' sound

>>32002192
RPG.net has an infestation - though, they seem like reasonable folks.

>>32002238
Thank good

>>32001244
I sometimes wonder what people would think if I died and they started looking at my various hard drives and finding things like this. Then I realise I'd be dead and wouldn't care any more, so I keep on doing it.
http://pastebin.com/EGPuvVJe

>that feel when you should be doing legitimate, important work, and are instead writing hoofjob fanfiction

>>32002201
This one is 455MB (Ponyarchive)

This is what you want Cosmonaut? Or the full scene where she tosses away the croquet mallet?

>>32002238
>that feel when you wrap your lips around them, and start to massage the nipple with your tongue, until you feel a sharp pain in your mouth and pull back, to see a little Bang! flag has flown out

man
I just want to spend this week hanging in the general and act autistic with you fucks and draw horse cocks
but I'm so busy ;_;

>>32002279
Oh god I can't stop laughing at that epileptic gif

>>32002254

Holy shit. Thank you so much.

>>32002298
>implying you aren't autistic
Shut up and post pony

>>32002298

I vote we all slap our autistic horsecocks together in a toast to poor working anonfag

>>32002237
And Twilight goes "oooo" at everything

>>32002090

>Fancy Pants

>Wears no pants

>>32002298
Goddamn, I know exactly what you mean, except substitute "horse cocks" with "probably fluttershy doing cute things". For some reason it just feels like a pony week, you know? But fucking finals.

>>32002202

>>32002352

Do pants even exist in Equestria?

>>32002335
Any criticism more than welcome, much as I enjoy hooves I'd never go as far as to list it as a fetish, so I hope I dun good

>>32002360
MINE CERTAINLY DON'T

>>32002352
>Fancy Pants

>Fancy as fuck

1 out of 2 ain't bad.

>>32002279
Oh I thought you were gonna do the whole thing...
This is cool though thanks

i just noticed pensive pony got banned

where can I watch the new episode?

>>32002298
>that feel

>>32002352
Yep, that's how cool he is. He doesn't give a fuck about what others think about him.

>>32002355
cute pone works too
cute pones with cock that is

>>32002352
They are so fancy that only those of fine taste can see them.

>>32002228

There are some Star Trek fans who are also Bronies.

>>32002370

Dear god that is the funniest thing I've read all day.

>>32002380
WELCOME TO LAST WEEK!
THE ECONOMY GETS EVEN WORSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU

>>32002380
On youtube

>>32002202
>tits on the bottom

FINALLY SOMEBODY GOT THE ANATOMY RIGHT

>>32002380
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1lNlJT1yaM

>>32002370
The is the most unfunny thing I've ever read.

>>32002379
Don't worry! Here you have it!

>>32002380
CHECK DH YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>32002404
But i dont like pone with tits.

>>32002226
It would be perfectly fine if you hadn't cut out the section that's most important, but it's not like I was expecting you to write something like anyway.

>>32002413
I don't know what that is. also that was very rude.
>>32002406
thank you

Ive watched every episode, but i still want more pone.
Ive also watched Friendship is Witchcraft.
I need more.

MORE

>>32002429
damnit
what's the section that's most important?

So I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Rarity...

>>32002434
>not knowing what Derpyhooves is
>telling people on 4chan that they're rude

Back to ponychan with you, please.

There was some kind of Ponychan vs /co/ writing thing.

I don't read fanfiction, but I am curious as to what exactly happened for the whole thing. Can anyone elaborate?

>>32002254
Hey that was great. I didn't really like the oral cleaning and swallowing but you know someone does

>>32002436

i think you might be out of pone to pone

>>32002409
haha, thanks

Cannot into croquet

>>32002409

Pokey certaily ducked down fast

He must be pretty quick on the uptake

he looks like dante

>>32002453
ntststststst cheated and won
but we all lost
the end.

>>32002451
be nice, he has aspergers.

>>32002365

I can't find fault with it, it's amazing. I'm also blown away that a kind anon would go as far as to write a fetish-y story for another anon.

Oh gosh I'm so happy with it.

>>32002453
we won

Everyone, the end times have come. Cthulhu is awakening, the ancient aliens have returned to invade, the Anti-Christ has arrived, a meteor is about to hit us, and Gordon Ramsay claims you have burnt the Risotto.

You must choose THREE ponies who, together, can save mankind and the world from utter apocalypse or all is lost.

>>32002447
You're in love with a cartoon pony? That's pretty pathetic, dude.

>>32002451
I didn't know what that is because I watch this show casually

I didn't even know there was a ponychan. sounds gay.

>>32002453
Some confusion over how it was being scored. It ended up with /co/ pulling barely ahead, NSTS being the champion.

>>32002447

join the club

>>32002483
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR POST
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>>32002436
fanfiction

>>32002447
Join the club

>>32002437
The one thats missing

>>32002436
Reading fanfiction can be a great substitute!
May I suggest Past Sins? It's a phenomenal short fan made series written about a character called "Nyx".
It's a reincarnation of Nightmare Moon, but ooooh I don't wanna spoil too much!
Google it or search for it on Equestria Daily, you'll certainly get a kick out of it

>>32002483
A fabulous cartoon pony.

>>32002495
I'll never stoop that low.
NEVER.

>>32002447

This is a perfectly normal and healthy feeling

>>32002483

And we come full goddamn circle.

>>32002498
what's wet but also dry?

>>32002470
>>32002477
>>32002490
Well at least we're the winners of the special Olympics. That's something.

>>32002515
stop speaking in gypsy riddles and make your point clear

>>32002520
If you have to be in it you might as well win it

>>32002515
My sense of humor?

>>32002473
Well, I figure that I've taken enough entertainment from MLPG that if I can give back even the tiniest slither of a percentage in one way or another, I should.

>>32002506
please don't be serious. Why didnt you post single sarcastic horse mom with it? So I can at least think its a joke more surely.

>>32002360
yes, Rairity's mom wears soem in sisterhoovess social

>>32002483
>not being in love with a cartoon pony
>2011
Oh Twilight, I'd read with you all night long ;_;

>>32002515
Any non-alcoholic drink.

>>32002490
With three different methods of scoring, except the most obvious one, /co/ won.

Scores pretty much followed wordcount.

good day
you are all my friends
what are we discussing now?

>>32002506
that image is fucking amazing.

>>32002447
Don't fight it.

>>32002498
oh, you want it to go a bit further? I'm entirely unsure how that would work with hooves, let me think about that

>>32002576
Loving Rarity

The new Terraria update added lots of new stuff. I wonder if /v/ has seen THIS little addition yet.

>>32002582
>Ass shot

But why?

>>32002576
Why all tripfags are disgusting and should be killed

>>32002568
i bet you like non-alcoholic drinks

>>32002512
I used to be an naive like you, then I took an fanfiction in the knee

>>32002550

But for someone with such talent to write something so good for a stranger, thank you so much.

>>32002595
fanservice

>>32002595
for penis!

>>32002482
Scooterloo, Sweaty Bell, and Applebloom
Cutie Mark Crusaders World Saviors!

>>32002560
I think it's pretty obvious dude, don't be retarded

>>32002606
did you recover?

>>32002573
No, /co/ won in all methods of scoring. Squeak dropped some zeroes and shit.

>>32002254
>you know it's delicious, so you greedily lap at the small plane

This just made me crack up.

/r/ a pony licking a tiny plane

Post more Rarity

>>32002568
>non-alcoholic

>>32002407
Iiiit was still a little bit funny.

somebody write an appleboom x spoon fic to go with the pic

>>32002624
Nope.avi

>>32002622
I've seen some shit man.

>>32002642
Is this enough Rarity?

so which episode do you think Rarity is best in?

>>32002587
Are you Duplex? I'm referring to his story

>>32002608
>talent
You forgot your liarjack.png, I just do what I can

>>32002676
OWTEW

>>32002667
Anyone else think Rarity is better with magic than Trixie? She trasmute shit and wood and create that awesome dress and she just dye her hair.

>>32002625

What was the scoring confusion? I missed that part

>>32002677
bollocks, damn my skimming eyes just pulling out a pastebin link and assuming

>>32002676
All of them.

>>32002667

>enough rarity

I dont know what that sentence means

>>32002676
SS because she learn shit with Applejack and spend time with Sweetie.

>>32002682
He's sucking up to get you to write more

Don't be dense

>>32002665
NO
THOSE WERE TROLLS TOO
shut up ;___;

>>32002624
You never recover.

Look man, I was around for summer. That's a LONG stretch without new pony. I... I broke. I figured one couldn't hurt. Everyone said it was good.

And you know what?

It was. It wasn't the stupid self-insert, poorly written garbage. Hell, it was actually written like a damn episode. I would have watched it. Shook me to the core, man. Not the story, obviously, but that realization. It's not all shit.

Gotta be careful, though.

The one in question is called "Sweet Apple Capers." If you have the testicular fortitude, go read it. Just be warned: It's a slippery slope.

>>32002723
i want a pony to suck my dick

>>32002537
My clopfic is missing the intimate details of lovemaking. It's also missing motivation, character development, and everything else I wanted to put in it. Why? I felt like you people were watching me as I wrote it. That made me feel dirty.

Have my author's notes:

Rarity - she's consciously superficial, covering her Midwestern past with high class like a pearl covers the irritation of sand. Her superficial self seeks status, then profit, but what she truly wants are connections that impact the heart and her future.

Rainbow Dash - She's all surface. She believes her surface is her. That's her problem. People like that can't take much criticism. She desperately desires adoration as much as Rarity does, but shows it in a completely different way.

(After this latest episode, I may revise and flesh out this one.)

>>32002676
SS

>>32002699
It's not that hard to be better with magic than Trixie, you know

>>32002506
Yyyyeah... Um.. Caz? Don't read that one. I mean it's not like, the biggest pile of shit in the world that everyone makes it out to be, but it's far from being worth your while.

>>32002732
>reading fanfiction

There's too many books that I've been putting off reading to go that route.

>>32002699

Well duh. All Trixie did was turn her hair green

Rarity is superior pony

>>32002732
>Hell, it was actually written like a damn episode

Are you talking about past sins? Because if you think this you are a retard or you dont watch the show.

So, I don't really care for Rarity

>>32002606
>>32002606
Let Me Guess... Someone Stole your Notebook

>>32002594
There's also something referencing FiM, if you haven't seen it yet.

>>32002764
Read the spoiler

>>32002659
Cloydes' cousin? It'll end in tears.

>>32002766
inb5 people say stuff

>>32002764
Read the spoiler...

>>32002682

Don't be modest. This is written well enough to be, if it were a tad longer, a paid commission.

>>32002764
You should probably read the entirety of a post before responding to it.

I ended read Past Sins last night, cried at the end, my heart was hurt, but I was happy. Only I like this fanfic?

>>32002722
>implying anybody needs to do that
if I wanted people to suck my dick I'd get a trip and start attention whoring. I do it because it's fun and I get to give something back.

>>32002759
Those books aren't about ponies.

>>32002677
That wasn't me.

>>32002779

stuff

>>32002775
Sorry i rage too hard.

>>32002745
Oh stop worrying and just work on it. You seem to have your head on straight enough

>>32002804
No, no they aren't

Next one up is Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut actually.

>>32002778
what's cloydes?

>>32002764
Wow, you are the biggest dumb person ever.

And for the record, no, I think Past Sins is pretty crappy.

>>32002798
Yes

>>32002772
AAAND QUILL

>>32002772
are you open for sex scootanon?

>>32002790
Hahah brilliant

>>32002818

you are begging him to continue with something he is uncomfortable with

and that is writing my little pony erotic fanfiction

just sit and think for a second about it

>>32002826
Oooh, that's a good one, actually.

>>32002791
>paying for fetishistic my little pony fanfiction
I find every part of this idea hilarious!

>>32002851
i know it's awesome right?

>>32002864
People have paid for stranger.

>>32002864

You don't know what it's like, hitting rock bottom.

Spending your extra scratch on porn instead of vidya or hobbies, it's ridiculous.

Dont laugh at this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vz8GZsnvgM&feature=related

>>32002826
Oh fuck, don't read that one, it left me fucked up for a month.

>>32002723
Its 4chan. where anything rational is improbable. And everything insane is confirmed.
these two posts are pretty much evidence of shit.
>>32002732
>>32002798

>>32002841
always unless ugly and/or fat and/or black

>>32002851
>begging

pffft no nigga. He lost a bet and I'm noting that despite him writing it out, he still ommitted the part that properly categorizes his story as an actual fapfic.

But he pulls shit like this all the time so it doesn't matter if he does it or not. He's claiming that he'll go back and work on it but I doubt it.

>>32002902
shit it must have been bad to fuck up a rapist like you

>>32002889

Tess, could I please lodge a request?

>>32002899
Okay.jpg

What now?