NOT ENOUGH RAPE

>rape

;_;

This is now a Dash thread

>>31997686
Stop lets talk about how awesome all rarity episodes are

FUCK THAT NOISE

Who wants a scene where Spike climbs to the top of Canterlot while airships fly around him taking potshots?

>>31997732
Great!

>>31997740
>Airships
>Not the wonderbolts

>>31997746

DORKS

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31997732
Aw yeah saved

>>31997746
UHHH nope

I'm more upset the aren't going to address Spike's being a Dragon and living past the life-span of his friends.

>decide to check out this MLP Reddit group
>a picture I requested from Biscuits is the most popular thing
>Someone there is claiming to have requested it and it's not me

>>31997737
They aren't, last episode was shit

>>31997725
Dash sure is a bitch, huh?

>>31997737
They're pretty good, though yesterday's was the worst of them.

>>31997725
dash is my favorite pony but I think we should let the others have a turn

>>31997768
THAT PICTURE MAKES ME SO UPSET

deadspace2guywonderswheremarkeris.jpg

>>31997709
See, this sort of shit makes the fandom look far worse than anything Ponychan does.

Also, why do you need another thread? The last one was just fine.

>>31997754
...okay. What about Portland Brony Meetup #1?

>>31997744
So the reason you hate Ponychan is because they can't tell hangovers from drunkenness?

Fuck you guys, this is now a diaper thread.

STOP EATING MY POSTS 4CHAN YOU HUNGRY BASTARDDDDDDDDDD

>>31997761
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF RARITY DROVE HER DIAMOND CAR INTO A WALL MADE OF DIAMONDS?

>>31997788
>dash eating swag babby

but why

>>31997779

>>31997774
reddit in a nutshell

>>31997795
HAVE YOU TRIED SMILING INSTEAD OF GETTING ANGRY AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS?

>>31997803
>Also, why do you need another thread? The last one was just fine.
Except for the FUCKING BUMP AND IMAGE LIMIT

>>31997810
YOU TELLING ME YOU WOULDN'T EAT THAT BABBY BRO?

>>31997795
It actually turns me on, she looks so soft, would feel good feeling her struggling against my grip as her legs hit mine uselessly.

>>31997686
Fuck you all rarity episodes are awesome and 20 cooler
>rarity beig descrived with a shit meme head explodes

hey, why is Twilight's picture in Rarity's suite?

>>31997809
be interesting since diamond is one of the strongest if not the strongest metals known the man

>>31997779

Can you elaborate on why you thought it was shit?

I thought it was pretty good even though Rarirty is still a whore and the worst pony

>>31997795

>>31997810
Because she's high on the marijuana.

>>31997820
Oh right, 4chan has those.

>>31997831
por favor largate...

>>31997803
u mad and jelly

/discussion

>>31997803
Yes, the only reason I hate Ponychan is they can't tell hangovers from drunkenness, yup you got me

Totally cool with everything else they do, uhuh.

IF YOUR FAVORITE BAND ISN'T THE PONYS THEN YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MLP

>>31997816
THAT IS AN OUTRAGEOUS SUGGESTION AND ONE WHICH I CANNOT ACCEPT!

>>31997833

>hey, why is Twilight's picture in Rarity's suite?

(for reference)

>>31997825
I'M NOT YOUR BRO ,BUDDY

>>31997831
main 6 pony buttplug

Stupid transparencies.

>>31997816

Hey Pinkie, have you tried being anything more than a shallow one note character yet?

>>31997854
why you gotta be so kawaii yo

episode 10:
MY LITTLE SKYRIM

>>31997883
WELL I'M NOT YOUR BITCH, CUNT

>>31997786
Sweet and elite is a very good episode but sisterhoves is unbeatble like my dick

How goes it, pony general? Any news related to miniature equines we are entitled to?

>>31997856
Plus, were you there for the time when some mod stickied the general? You couldn't fucking enter it/refresh without your computer screaming in agony.

>>31997834
>Diamond
>Metal
Did you even take middle school chemistry?

>>31997831
>Facebook pic

Die, please, die

>>31997879
Shes been there for over a year now. People do change.

So, pensivepony is dead, were do i get my pony fix nao?

>>31997833
More interestingly why did Rarity carve a statue of the CMC in her suite?

les encanto

>>31997879
That's because she's a NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuuF-5ZST8

>>31997897
Ogod what.

HOLY FUCK IT REALLY IS FAST THREAD TIME
I BETTER GET MY PONIES READY

>>31997895
Yes. Multiple times, in fact. That you have not yet realized that she has done so already makes me believe you have not yet watched the show yet. Please, go ahead and do so.

>>31997927
Me da asco saber que eres hispano, por que no te mueres?

>>31997927
A quienes?

Discord or Nightmare Moon?

This has always been a Spitfire thread

>>31997943
DISCORD
ALL
NIGHT
LONG

>>31997943
The Smooze.

>>31997936

>you

>>31997943
Yes.

>>31997940
a tu mama en la cama

Fancy Pants raping Applejack.

What do you guys think?

>>31997943
Well what do you fucking think

>>31997943
yes

Fluttershy is a very pretty pony.

>>31997946
YES

>>31997913
It's an old dried up meme. Just ignore him.

>>31997833
Its the room celestia uses to screw twilight.

>>31997943

The one that's not Rarity.

So Discord.

>>31997943

Smooze

>>31997958
why

>>31997943
Nightmare Moon

>>31997958
No.

>>31997913
>not knowing the tensile properties of diamonds

I'll bet you don't even know what speed sourdough arrives on shelves

>>31997803
you're a dumbass

>>31997964
lets talk about her then

>>31997958
>Implying AJ wouldn't be doing the raping
But wait till the bumb limit.

>JJ still hans't updated askmolestia despite all the rairityxcelestia potential in the episode

something's up

it's too quiet

Snails thread?

plz co i need a better cuality pic for my facebook pp

>>31997964
Futashy is very pretty, I agree.

I'm halfway done with the latest episode. I'm hating it. Couldn't keep watching without raging. Does it get better?

>>31997955
>I can't think of anything else to say, so I'll just call him retarded! That will surely show him!

>>31997946
Yes.

>>31997992
JJ took an arrow in the knee.

SOMETHING IS DISTURBING ME ABOUT THIS THREAD...

>>31997992
I KNOWWWWW RIGHT.

Fucking JJ.

>>31997992
JJ's been more interested in this whore

This is the best I have.

>>31997992

>Reading tumblrs
>Laughingponies.jpg.png.gif.wmv

>>31998013

I dunno if you can read or not, but you are calling yourself retarded in that pic bro, not me.

>>31998009
is so couth for you plebs

>>31997992
Enjoy it
This calmness is the best part

>>31998009
Go fuck yourself, and never watch the show again.

my god, this thread is a fucking disaster?

are we being fucking raided or something?

alright.

sweetie belle is the best CMC, in my opinion.

Whats your opinion

talk about the show

this thread needs more apple pony

>>31998029

You expect people to NOT obsess over Tia 2?

>>31997957
OH SNAP

casasola! casasola! casasola!

>>31998021
I think ponychan's paying us a visit.

>>31998009
Are you twelve years old?

Look, I don't hate Rainbow Dash fans.

I just don't like Rainbow Dash. She has a 1 dimensional personality and too many character flaws.

>>31997943
Friendly Nightmare Moon, like that one tumblr

I'm not gay bro

>>31998009
Sorry, but no, just ignore the episode ever happened

>>31998050

Agreed. She is the cutest pony.

>>31998063
I BETTER GET MY WEAPONS READY THEN

>>31997843
Like I said in the last thread, I don't usually use imageboards. I'm playing by ear here.

>>31997829
I saw that video, but saw no indication that the bronies in the video were from Ponychan.

>>31997852
>"How Are You?"
Seems like a pretty normal thing to ask. Maybe not on an imageboard, but it is a chat board, so...
>"/b/ and Mods"
I'm guessing it's a discussion of the shitty mods that watch over /b/?
>"Shipping again!"
Lots of fandoms have shipping. Looking through it, it looks more like user shipping, which is a little weird, but not "I love marshmallow pony cock" weird.
>"Noses are like fingers but on your face"
Okay, an "LOL SO RANDUMB" thread. Those are extremely uncommon on the internet.
>"Positivity thread"
Pretty good thread if you ask me.
>"Live music"
Since when is sharing music abnormal?
>"God dammit"
I don't even know what the deal with this thread is.
>"Negative thread"
A counterpart to the positive thread. Nothing unusual.
>Some Squidgirl thread
Some people like Squidgirls. Okay.
>"ITT: we communicate with song lyrics"
Again, I see nothing unusual or abnormal about this.
>"Football general: Week 13"
I see nothing abnormal about discussing sports either.
>"Music thread"
Nothing wrong with discussing music either.
>"Spiderman thread"
These are fucking annoying but not uncommon on the rest of the internet.
>Another music thread
Again, nothing suspicious to report.
>"That feel when you wake up still drunk"
People getting really fucked up and posting on the internet is a new thing to you?

Dammit! Why is there no more art of this suave mother fucker?

so
mayor mare should have a secretary
named secretariat

>>31997946
Sounds good to me

Anyone here have that pic from At the Gala with all the Wonderbolts in the VIP section visible?

>>31998050
I've seen better on /b/

>>31998043
>Derpy

Mother of God!

>>31997943
NMM.

>>31998050
sweetiebell and applebloom are at the same level but sweetiebell is a unicorn so her patrician levels are over the limits but scutalu takes a 1010100101012 points out of the cmc that why they are so dumb fabric

JEEZ THIS THREAD IS FAST

>>31998076

In fact, this thread should be a Sweetie thread.

>>31998085
His oversized glasses are stupid

>>31998029
Hi Cupcake!!!!

>>31998069
>she has a one-dimensional personality
>and there are too many flaws which diversify her personality

you are this dumb

When do we get more Twilight episodes? I think she needs more.

>>31998105
GOTTA GO FASTER!!!

>>31998042
I don't think you understand what he meant with that post.

So, Mario/MLP

So far we got Discord and Bowser fucking shit up, but how does Discord get free? Are minions involved somehow? Maybe Bowser sends some spies to Equestria to see what the big deal is with this place that Peach is going to do boring politics with?

Rainbow Dash is a popular furry icon, Rarity is an underrated underdog of fashion.

>>31998085
I know, right? I'm actually half tempted to dig out my tablet and draw something, but I know I wouldn't do his suave motherfucker-ness justice.

>>31998106
No.

>>31998104

wat?

THIS THREAD IS ON FIRE

Hey Ponyfags, maybe you can help me out.

Does anybody have this Rainbow Dash logo by itself? Or anybody here that can crop it out by itself?

Thanks in advance.

>>31998116

>Gets an entire season

>I already hear Tara Strong in everything ever on television and video games.

No.

>>31998135
sounds good man

>>31998135
she isnt an underdog she is well known becasue of the new episdoe

A group of ponies, completely on their own accord, form a fan club about Rainbow Dash. Dash acts slightly egotistical after SAVING LIVES. Her friends voluntarily attend an event where Dash is taking pictures with her fans and they get slightly annoyed. So they concoct an entire scheme, putting ponies lives in danger, and aggravating RD (including lying to her face) to the point where she snaps. Her friends don't apologize, instead claiming that it was for her own good (when in reality the situation could have been handled with a 30 second conversation.)

Rarity lies four times, three of those times to TS who WAS THE ONE WHO GOT HER A SUITE IN THE CASTLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. And in the end, instead of admitting her lies and apologizing, Rarity does the bare minimum (admits that her friends were from Ponyville, not that she was from there) AND gets to keep her friends and her contacts in Canterlot.

It's pretty obvious who ranks above who in the mane 6 social hierarchy.

>>31998115
I was just going to say the same thing, yeesh.

>>31998069
She is better than a fashionista narcissistic lying cunt.

>>31997861
That's a fairly autistic reply there. Do I maybe detect a little hypocrisy in this thread?

Shit, what the fuck is going on in here.

>>31998087
Want me to cap for you?

>>31998160
Applejack.

>>31998135
One relates to the fandom, the other relates to the show.

>>31998139
Best .gif ever

>>31998160
this post was annoying yesterday and it's still annoying now

>>31998169
/b/ faggotry

>>31998163
she is the most patrician stfo nigger pleb and gtfo

>>31998113
All ya gotta do is take a cup of poni add it to the mix!!!

>>31998158
She's just somewhat popular right now because of her focus episode.

Give it a few weeks and people will forget all about her.

THIS THREAD HAS A DISEASE WITH ONLY ONE KNOWN CURE

>>31998145
My penis is on fire

we're clearly being fucked with by ponychan and/or the subhumans at reddit.

Can we use IRC or something for the time being?

>>31998194
more Rainbow Dash

>>31998160
>So they concoct an entire scheme, putting ponies lives in danger

I dont understand.

I'll just leave this here.

>>31998050
I agree, she's the best CMC. Also, I don't know what to think about what presumably is her VA's youtube channel. Can someone comment on this, is this shit legit?
http://www.youtube.com/user/ClaireCoaCoaNutz

>>31998194
nuke from orbit
it's the only way to be sure

>>31998194
>rave?

>>31998194

I swear if it's rape...

>>31998170
Sure

We got 2 names for the Wonderbolts and I want to see which ones at the gala were also racing in last ep, perhaps we can pick 2 and attach them

I want /b/ to leave.

>>31998147
dude you could pop into SAI and just fix it

>>31998202
The fucking rainbow brony is shitting the threads since yesterday.

>>31998160
>So they concoct an entire scheme, putting ponies lives in danger
Huh.
If anything, they saved more lives because the Mare-Do-Well could collectively do more than Rainbow Dash could by herself.

>>31998207

>Dash
>cure

That's a laugh and one half.

>>31998212
>Fluttershy with earings

oh fuck my heart

>>31998221
Spitfire was on last place

>>31998234
Why so mad Rarifag?

>>31998087
>>31998221
>>31998170
hang on I have it

>>31998212
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PIMP
NICE WORK SON

>pony reference in a video that has nothing to do with pony

Stop that shit.

>>31998160
Applejack, Twilight and Pinkie Pie was able to save lives too. Also they saved more lives.

But they didn'¨t boast about it. That's the whole point of Mare-Do-Well.

Saving lives isn't anything special since the whole Element of Harmony can and does the same. Only Rainbow Dash hogs the fame.

>>31998194
>rape

And Lyra thread

>>31998202
>IRC
I think I will go down with the ship, sir. Lead the women and children to the life rafts and if God has been good to us, there will be enough for the men to leave.

I need a screencap of French Rarity, ploz.

For color reference. and science

>>31998212
Pimptacular

>>31998253
I guess Spitfire is all burnt out

>>31998202
You're not being fucked with by anybody. You're being presented with a negative opinion of you and getting really sore about it. I'm allowed to have and express negative opinions here, right?

>>31998212
10/10 will save again.

>>31998256
Yea i dont like shit characters like Dash or Rarity son.

i like rarity

>>31998276
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-1b1Yvep8

>>31998267

She only hogs fame because her parents didn't love her and she always pined for the attention she never got as a child

I think somehow /b/(or another one of the boards, but it's most likley /b/) and ponychan have come at the same time

what the hell

we've told you one guest at a time please, these threads are quite small

>>31998289
then who you like a dick lawl

>>31998212
Have other ponies had earrings in the show?

I can't remember.

>>31998293
You also like shit and being fucked in the ass

>Typical rainbow dash fan.flac.psd.bmp

>>31998188
>>31998113
Cannibalism. Because it's a recession

>>31998267
Just ignore that guy he is trolling with Dash.

>Dashfags v Rarifags

When are we going to get an episode with these two actually interacting?

>>31998202
>>31998202
>>31998202
>>31998202

lets go to a synchtube and watch pone
http://synchtu.be/Yaridovich
shit's empty and has all the eps in HD and I can moderate

>>31998285

>rape

>>31998221

>>31998275

>>31998313
only if its rarity

>>31998288
I was actually referring to the insane influx of troll posts, and the sudden huge pickup in speed of the thread, but keep thinking you matter there, kiddo

>>31998331
That thing still alive?

>>31998329
I hope we never have another Dash episode.

>>31998329
Knowing the people around here, that would only make things worse.

>>31998329
sonic rainboom noob

>>31998329

I want to see some pinkie interaction too, that shit needs to happen.

>>31998288
Tou think too highly of yourself. To a regular, the thread has clearly changed tone and it appears that some other board is coming in here.

>>31998285
Impromptu food fights, and Pinkie did get chocolate cake all over her face!

>>31998331
watching all of S2 so far

>>31998329

Never

>>31998313
I wouldn't mind being pegged by Rarity.

>>31998348
I hope you get raped by a nigger

>>31998332
AND THE WORST KIND OF RAPE TOO!
CAKE RAPE!

Posting best poni

>>31998329
We just did. Rainbow Dash was a bitch to Rarity the entire time.

>>31998381
Yes.

>>31998212
That is an awesome pic.

>>31998277
>>31998277
No one?

>>31998381
What?

So, what will the "Scootaloo-centered" Episode be like?

>>31998363
They were drunk a fuck

>>31998329
I think it's a Pinkie fag samefagging

>>31998354
How many lines of dialogue did they even exchange?

>>31998401
Nothing. She have no character.

>>31998401
INVISIBLE

>240 replies
>95 pics

>>31998401
shit with nigger cum

>>31998346
Never going back

People say here or reddit is bad for yaridovich streams were the most depraved pony interaction I've ever encountered

>>31998336
Cool, now I just need a cap from the race from last episode

Rapidfire and Stormcloud right?

fuck yeah Lyra Heartstrings thread

>>31998401
that treacherous cunt doesnt deserve an episode

>>31998403
Dude, Applejack was drunk as fuck in the garden party, she didn't know what the fuck was happening

>>31998420
Get the fuck out /b/tard.

>Still no >rape[/spoiler>porn

>>31998408
>Implying it's not a Fluttershyfag

Fuck it, sitting out on the next 2 threads

>>31998285
Everypony's favorite party game, rape the Rainbow Dash!

>>31998418
what is more odd is that the thread is barely 20 minutes old

>>31998413

>she has no character
>she's not allowed an episode to build her character

Plenty of people don't care much for Scoots but cmon, that's just silly.

Hey guys, whats goin' on in this th-
oh...

>>31998424
Fleet Foot I think.

>>31998418
What about it?

>>31998426
AWRITE!

>>31998430
Everyone except Rarity was drunk

Has the old, surrealist pony been discussed?

>>31998459
/b/ happened.

>>31998398
She was constantly accusing Rarity of shit right from the get go and was the one who suggested ruining the Garden Party.

Did you even watch the show?

this thread is terrible


you deserve this colour job

Mc scarfedro yo thats me
I walk throught he park talking botu rarity
she is the best unicorn in all ponyville
the thing aI like the most is her whining niggers

You know, I'm glad this glut of Dash/Rarity episodes stirred the shit. It's shown everyone that the REAL worst ponies are their fans.

You people are unbelievable.

>>31998472
What?

>>31998463
what have you done leth?
what have you done???

>>31998462
>Fleetfoot
>Not Fleethoof

Shit nigga what are they doing!

>>31998463
We're being raided, and they seem to be ex-/b/ronies or something

That being said I'm out for now as well

>>31998410
I wasn't counting but they seem pretty chill with eachother. Unlike her attitude with dirty AJ.

Dash let Rarity play dress up with her in Swarm I remember.

>>31998473

>>31998477
Que se siente ser un puto de 13 años?

>>31998473
That beanbag should be a different color, it looks like it's her tummy.

So much newfaggotry in this thread.

I AM GOING TO SLOW THIS THREAD DOWN WITH MY SECRET POWER

>>31998212
I guess I'll post the portrait on the wall, too.

>>31998491
Uhh

Nothing.

>>31998473
Yikes.

Inflation is terrible.

>>31998473
Color the other 2 he did

>>31998513
it is

who's winning?

>this whole thread

>>31998522
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>31998530
That's just the kind of excuse I'd expect from the one responsible for this madness!

>>31998473

I thought she just happened to be on a ball that was the same color as her.

I'm far too pure for this world.

It is a fucking chore to make gifs using free online resources.

>>31998472
She was just suspicious of the fancy dress Rarity wore

They all ruined the garden party, after Rarity admitted to going there Dash figured it was cool if they went to.

>>31998401
Scootaloo takes a transfer to Flight School to learn proper pegasus flight training. But she's picked on by bullies, and runs off after being scared off by a Cloudskeeper, who gives her training ala Karate Kid to get really strong flying abilities. With her training, she wins a flying competition.

Oh yeah, and there's some lesson about Friendship in here somewhere.

>>31998503
>Dash let Rarity play dress up with her in Swarm I remember.

That was great. We need a whole episode like that.

This last episode was the only one in the entire series I actively disliked. The song was the only good part in it.

>>31998563
use gifsicle

Well, I'm out. All this thread has done is confirm that you're the most hypocritical, stubborn group of people in the fandom.

Enjoy your porn circlejerk.

>>31998541

This thread needs more swag

>>31998532
You should see the other one

>>31998591
>Enjoy your porn circlejerk
i would if it was here

>>31998561
Oh so it isnt like a beanbag chair?

How unfortunate.

>>31998591
But there is no porn in this thread retard.

>>31998577

Why yes, I do support this.

Is it ok if I max out the image limit so we can make a new clean thread?

>>31998591
What porn?

Fuck, this is what I hate mods, their whole stupidty banning ponies from /b/ made them migrate here, now they are going to bring their faggotry here. Apparently moot didn't learn anything when he deleted /new/ and /r9k/

>>31998591
bye ponychan we love you too!

>>31998601
SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

>>31998618
No, we stay here until we get to 500 posts

>>31998543
I think we only have "episode without Twilight Sparkle" and maybe "we find out more about Zecora"

>>31998620
Go away /b/.

>>31998620
>>31998591
samefag

>this thread
Not even cute ponies can save it.

>>31998591
Wait, what just happened?

>>31998543
What is Dash little secret?

>>31998606
now that you mention it my penis is far less erect than it should be by now

>>31998577
I would watch that! Hopefuly so its not too like GiYC

Or hell, I'd be happy if it was.

>>31998650
We can try!

>>31998601

>>31998618
no because that is pointless and stupid

>>31998654
Some bronies are trolling.

>>31998647
No, I used to be an /int/ lurker and I see it with my own eyes, as soon as /new/ died we started to have stormfaggotry all over the place, the same will happen with this threads, shit needs to be contained.

>>31998654
and you call yourself a superapist!

>>31998543
Those are all shit

>>31998678
Sure we can

>>31998657
I think her lesbianism but that pretty much obvious.

>>31998618
That would just make things worse. I've never had a thread turn out this bad before

>>31998618
there's really nothing wrong with this thread

except for now

LESBIAN OC

>>31998666
Nah, Dash doesn't care enough about fashion and she sure as hell wouldn't let Rarity "pleaaaaaaaaaaase" her into doing it just because she wanted Dash to do it.

>>31998212
that's a pretty cool red mage.

Why are daytime pony threads so awful?

I KNOW WHAT CAN SAVE THE THREAD!

>>31998745
OUT. NOW.

>>31998745
what's with the unrelated furry picture

>>31998636
I would count Sisterhooves as a "SB without CMC" ep. Yeah, Applebloom was in it, but Scoots wasn't, and the whole 'FIND OUR STUPID CUTIE MARKS' didn't play into anything.

Also we haven't really found out anything we didn't already know about Zecora. Just saw more of her.

>>31998736
Rarity said that Dash wanted to look good for the princess. She also didn't seemed opposed to them getting pretty for the gala.

>>31998757
>>31998762
Wha-
You
But I
...

>>31998736
True...true

BUT, she does love attention. Whether or not posing for crowds in dresses is enough to feed her ego remains to be seen.

>>31998666
>Thought that was a diaper from the thumbnail

>>31998757
>>31998762
fucking kiddies

>someone takes Rarity's song and ups the pitch in Audacity like the fucking Chipmunks "covers" that became popular on YouTube for a short while
>no real effort, little glitches and distortions are clearly present
>pass it off as Pinkie Pie singing the song
>people cream themselves over it and thinks it's actually Shannon Chan-Kent

Hey guys what's going on in this thr-

>>31998774

Maybe Dash's parents could come to town and Rarity gets to dress up Dash for them...or something, hell I dunno.

>>31998791
There's no accounting for people Anon.

>>31998791
>Bronies

>>31998774
No, Rarity said that Dash HAD to look good for the princess. And I didn't say Dash was against dressing up, I just said it's obviously not one of her priorities. Why's everything got to be so black and white?

Also, she was dressing up for THE WONDERBOLTS, HELLO

bored ponoe

THIS IS A RUNAWAY THREAD!

>>31998757
>>31998762
Ok, I didn't ACTUALLY think it was just a bunch of dumbass trolls until now.

Someone go get the satchel charges, we need to level the thread.

>>31998827
She's completely content there, though

>>31998827

>twilight
>reading a book
>bored

do you even watch the show

>>31998800
Oh man, considering Raritys parents were such hunky dory folks

Maybe Dashs parents are super fancy Pegasus elite who dissaprove of her lifestyle?

>Rarity I gotta look good for my parents help me!

>>31998838
more like /b/ and /ponychan/ time

>>31998800
That sounds fun. Maybe her parents have big expectations for her

>>31998852
THE WORST TIME OF THE DAY IS FINALLY HERE!

>>31998850
This sound boring.

>>31998838
run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away run away

>>31998850

Bueno.

>>31998850
My idea is that she is orphan or nothing like her parents, that need for attention can only be a product of a lonely childhood.

>>31998773
Yeah but I thought that finding out more about her strange magic and potions counted as finding out more about her

/co/ is full of niggers im just here for the pone

i been here since 4chan was started shut up newfags

Does this seem fitting?

which ponoe is the sexiest

>>31998925
SPOILER THAT SHIT DUDE

>>31998850
Dash's dad ran off. And her mom is a morbidly obese shut-in living off welfare and only supports Dash in the hope that she might bring home some prize money some day.

I wish Rarity gets more episodes and screentime.
It's not like any other pony really needs it.

>>31998918
this

>>31998925

>>31998918

>>31998951
WHY

>>31998916
Seems alright to me. Pretty overpowered if you're taking balance into account though.

>>31998916
You could probably just go with White energy, you know.

Yea

>>31998962
I lost it

Fuck yes, I just found out you can use 4chanX with archived threads.

>>31998313, see >>31998250

Of course Rarity would be the one pony to wear earrings regularly.

>>31998874
>>31998882
I'd really just like to see her parents...
>>31998901
I like that idea. Not the orphan one.

Also, RD: single child or siblings?

DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

I accidentally let slip 10 seconds flat just now, I'd never said it before and no one got the reference but I still felt like you guys would be mad at me. Which is stupid. It was a phrase before the show.

>>31998925

>plushies

So Hopopo, did you ever end up making that Lyra and Bon Bon set for yourself and the commissioner? Also, surely you've made enough to buy an embroidery machine with all that dosh you've made from your shit by now?

alright, so i took a shit earlier and one end of it was round, but the other end looked like it was cut cleanly with a knife, it was just flat.
kind of like my asshole is a guillotine.

>>31998918
"pone" is singular, "ponoes" or "poneis" is the plural

>>31998998
I AM SO MAD

>>31998984
Perhaps Dash is a middle child. I may be wrong about these but my understanding is that they act out the most to set themselves apart from the oldest and the youngest.

You love it

>>31998970
I'm not sure I understand how it's overpowered... You get one colorless mana every other turn.

>>31998998
And why would we care?

>>31999031
But you still get one mana of any color to use on turn 1.

>>31999021
Yeah man I was just thinking that

maybe she has sisters and they're all super girly girls in comparison to her.

Or an older brother whos always picking on her.

>>31998971

You mean white mana? Originally I was working with that, but then I realized it didn't make sense from a geographic standpoint.

>>31998970

Hmm. Would having it not start with a counter make it better?

>>31999059
Middle child of 5, all boys.

Less than an hour!

>>31999031
Colorless mana =/= mana of any color.

Posted this last night but it was futa...
Got rid of that and fixed a few things.

What do y'all think?

>>31998998
Yeah, and I say eeyup in public all the time as well. Nobody gets it. Ever.

>>31999031

You don't, actually. On turns without sun counters it produces no mana.

>>31998850
>>31998901
>>31998941
>>31998984

Nah, Rarity's dad is a hard-boiled senior officer in the Equestrian Air Force. He disowned her and kicked her out of the house when she dropped out of flight school and he found out she was a lesbian.

>>31999059


Maybe she just has an older sibling that her parents approve of more, or something. Dash is pretty abrasive, so her posh parents don't exactly approve of her attitude or attempts to be "awesome".

>>31999091
Tail?

>>31999097
Note the 'every other turn' part.

>>31999064
Well yeah, but what the hell is 'sun' mana?

>>31999118
Mana from the sun, duh.

>>31999105
Oh yeah...

>>31999091
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER TAIL? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

>M:tG discussion

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RDS

>>31999126
Also I can't fucking read, so ignore me.

MAY THE GAMES BEGIN!

Fuck, this thread was fast

>>31999144
We're in a My Little Pony thread, man. Safe to say that's a touch nerdier.

>>31999154
THE GAMES ARE OVER

>>31999083
Hah, I can totally see that

If they would be all rainbow schemed that would be weird though
>>31999102
Could be...she is always trying to outdo everyone
>>31999089
make a thread that somehow doesn't turn out like this one did please.