I'M THE TYPE OF RAPIST EVERY RAPE VICTIM SHOULD KNOW

This isn't sexy, what the hell were they thinking?

>rape

I need more ponies on drugs.

I don't get that OP Image.

What do you mean there is a pony with even sleeker legs?

>>31991298

Ruby Quest reference

for the guy asking in the last thread:

Upper Crust is the one on the left, Jet Set is the one on the right.

Guys, why am I liking this show?

>>31991310
Because it's cute.

GUYS THERE'S THIS SHOW ABOUT MULTICOLORED TALKING HORSES.
IT'S APPARENTLY BEING DONE BY LAUREN FAUST.
I BET IT'LL SUCK.

>That feel when you were hoping that this show had evolved enough from season 1 to show Twilight realizing Rarity lied and acting hurt
>That feel when nobody recognizes the mane 6 ever

I WANT A PONY WHO LIKES GIRLFRIENDS
HOW DO

>Still no porn

>>31991310
Welcome to the herd yada yada
Cute, good animation, good voices, lack of cynicism etc
NOW RUN AND NEVER RETURN WHILE THE PONIES ARE STILL INNOCENT TO YOU

>>31991310
I asked that very same thing a few months back when I marathoned the 1st season.
I'm still not sure but now 95% of my free time is spent on MLPG, instead of, for example, practicing drawing which I should be doing even now.

> dat horn

>>31991296
Like this?

>>31991307
>Uppercrust

Really? That's what we're calling him?

>>31991339
Exactly.

Best pony or best pony?

>>31991298
Me neither OP. Explain.

>>31991347
>>31991304

>>31991337
Not that big...

>>31991310
Oh right, I'd recommend you leave the thread while you still can.
At least once we hit the bumb limit.
Discussion tends to get NSFW.

>>31991342

Her. Her name was said in the show.

"I am Jet Set, and this is my wife Upper Crust"

>>31991344
There are others in the full set. Let me find them for you.

>>31991342
Wrong left
Uppercrust is a she
Also canon names

>>31991345
Best CMC.
Better than RD overall.

>>31991298
>Not knowing about Ruby Quest

I'm bummed out about the sup/tg/ archive being fucked. Where the hell did the archived RQ threads go?

>>31991317
>>31991330
>>31991334
>>31991353
>Not reading the OP

>>31991329
"Yeah*grunt* you are *grunt* doing a *grunt* greeeaaaat job! *pants* are you finished already?"

Time to get a boner /co/

>>31991342

>>31991359
That'd be awesome

>>31991362
>>31991356
oh

well shit

>>31991367
Do we still do that?

>>31991365
I'm just not into games. Games suck. Ponies rock.

What does her candyvag taste like?

For some reason I think of minty nougat.

GUYS GUYS GUYS
Okay remember those horrible horrible MLP cartoons from the 80's
Well apparently someone named Lauren Faust is making another one
Let's all go and watch it burn
I mean it's a girl cartoon. It has to be horrible

Say Persona 2: Innocent Sin happens to the ponies. All of the main 6 are forced to forget about each other, except for one who retains the memories of all the times they had together, but cannot ever remind them of it or the world is fucked.

How would each of them handle it, if it were them? And who would be the most unwilling to give up their memories of friendship?

>>31991372

>>31991372
Well I'm usually full boner on these threads anyway.
But wait for the bumb limit for Pete's sake.

>>31991370
Enough for me to get a boner

>>31991385
morning breath

>>31991370
And this is why none will ever be made.

>>31991382
It's not really a game bro

Bringing you the latest butthurt news from the darkest recesses of hell:

>Heya my bronies! Last week, some production crew members felt dismayed and were actually avoiding fan sites because of how very negative people have been. One awesome thing about this fandom is the active involvement of the production crew. Let's not drive that away!

>Ponychan was the most friendly place on the Internet! Let's bring back some positives! If you have to comment on the show, remember to employ Constructive Criticism. Good constructive criticism uses three parts:

>Even if your feedback isn't bubbly, at least take the time to show you care by making your feedback useful. The production team puts in a LOT of work into the show. The last we could do is spend some time writing an insightful review. :)

But nostalgia threads are so boring

>>31991387
Oldfag here. I hated MLP as a little boy, but Faust's MLP FiM shares nothing with the original show except for the fact that they both of ponies in them.

She says as much in an interview, how she hated how the 80s ponies cried and moaned. Thank god she anime-ized them too.

>>31991404
yo, you missed the discussion of production earlier.

>>31991411
maybe they should cry more?

But, more importantly, we now know the ponies build and fly airships. How long until we get Around Equestria in 80 Days? they are very slow airships

i liked yesterdays episode.

>>31991393
You have pretty low standards then.

>>31991402
No-one likes if their sexual performance is judged. Especially not by that sarcastic bitch.

>>31991411
>ponychan, the most friendly place on the internet
>full of autism and mods that ban you for having a different opinion.

TRY AGAIN SPINDOCTORS

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31991411

>>31991370
>Not rape

Not sure if I can masturbate without it.

>>31991423
That's typical

>>31991411
Jesus christ

>>31991429
Nopony judging me.

I don't even.

>>31991141
>Rainbow Dash takes one of her friends on a flight, holding them against her chest.
>She tries to impress them by doing a sonic rainboom.
>Rainbow is invulnerable while rainbooming.
>Her friend isn't, and is torn to bloody shreds by the shockwave.

>>31991411
Faggots, the whole lot of them.

>>31991439
Just go away, please.
Or at least shut up about the >rape.
It wasn't funny when it started and it is not funny now.

>>31991439
I don't remember this pony and why are one or two aspies stuck on her?

>>31991434
I-It's not like I missed you or anything..

>>31991434
Holy shit you are alive

>>31991444

And that is why she is forever alone.

>>31991444
Would she even be able to do the rainboom with a friend?
She can hardly do it on her own.

>>31991443
Your life is over now, I guess.

>>31991450

Did you not watch The Mysterious Mare Do Well?

Wow, the last thread was much friendlier.
This one has a hater in it.

>>31991372

ARE YOU BONERING YET, FAGGOTS?

>>31991450
It's the only good thing to come out of MMDW.

>rape thread
You think by now I would stop expecting you to actually talk about the show.

>>31991444
But in that PinkieDash shipping fic by Butterscotch Pinkie can survive it!

>>31991461
Yeah, but I don't remember this 2-seconds of screen time generic poni.

>>31991434
I THOUGHT I FINALLY DEFEATED YOU!
no but seriously
whowhatwherewhywhenhowetc

>>31991473
This isn't. It only has like 5 posts with that word in it. And you're not helping it go away.

>>31991468
MMDW is a fine episode. Much better than anything featuring Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, or Rarity (aka the sucky ones).

>>31991473
Oh but stay here, we always talk about the show in these threads, we have aaawesome discussions

>>31991476

It was like a minute-long scene of Rainbow Dash making a fool of herself in front of that pony.

>>31991468
>Only good thing
>Not Babby Swag
Son, u r faget.

>>31991465
Boner time?

>>31991342
Want to know why we're calling "him" that? Do you really want to know the reason?

>>31991468
Word

>>31991511
Notgonnabonernotgonnaboner
DAMN IT

>>31991511
But that just made me lose my boner...

>>31991473
silly anon, we always find ways to suprise you, and you;ll keeop coming back too

now lets discuss how long it will take before we get fanfiction of Fancypants using his swag to have every mare in a 50 mile vicinity lusting over his dick, having a wild sex party

>>31991509
swag

>>31991450

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuwNeN81I8#t=15m10s

here you go anon.

She basically became the Alpha background pony in one episode.

>>31991511
>Having a boner over a drawn picture
>not surpressing it so when you actually meet a hot girl you don't lose control

The two of you who are yiffing can go yiff in hell.
The rest of us like the ponies for being ponies.
We like the artwork, or the plot, or just the general awesomeness of the show.

You pervs have entire boards on 4chan dedicated to your deviancies. Go enjoy them there.

>>31991534
There is something terribly wrong with that baby.

>>31991539
> I don't have a girlfriend and secretly masturbate to cartoon horses.

>>31991543
Or at least fucking wait until the bumb limit, god damn it, that's how the thread got deleted yesterday.

so i herd /co/ likes buckin ponies...

>>>/f/

>>31991552
I KNOW IT'S TOO SEXY MAN

>>31991560
whoa nelly.

>>31991552
Yeah, it's way too swag

>>31991451
>>31991453
>>31991487
I've been travelling a lot but I missed you too guys, I see the new episode is highly exploitable to make gifs
I'll make you smile before you can defeat me

1. LZ
2. RoH2
3. S&E
4. SS
5. RoH1
6. LE
7. MTBPW
8. TCP
999999why.jpg99999999. MMDW

>>31991537
Thanks. Also thanks for showing me how to embed the time in a YT link. That's cool!

>>31991582
>Lesson Zero
>Best
I don't think so, Jim.

>>31991582
This is respectable but slightly different from my own

>>31991584
You can also right-click on the time bar in the video and copypasta it from there.

>>31991580
Because we have -so- much to smile for in these threads, right?

>>31991560
This is so dangerous...

>>31991552
It's the eyes and just the head in general.

>>31991607
No, it is fucking retarded.

>>31991604
I smile while I raep u, ho.

>>31991604
We can smile because Klondike is back

>>31991604
So her name is Sarcatipony?
She seemed rather too sarcastic for a show for little girls to watch. Or do five years old get sarcasm these days?

>>31991582
for me its

1.SS
2.CP
3.RoH2
4.MtBPW
5.yesterdays ep which i cant remember the name fof
6.LZ
7.MMDW
8.RoH1
9.I dont even remember this one

6.

>>31991543

Sorruy, but I'm going to be enjoying my boner

right here

right now

and right in your face

>>31991620
You would like CP, wouldn't you?

>>31991604
There sure is!
I actually do love coming to these threads. They can be pretty crappy, but when they're not they're a laugh.

>>31991620
You forgot Luna Eclipsed.

it wasn't that good

>>31991622
You suck as a human being.

>>31991618

Screw the 5 year olds she was awesome. I just would love to know what she was going to say before she was cut off.

"Oh, you are amazing all right. An amazingly-"

If only she got to finish that.

Well this thread's going straight to hell.

>>31991620
>not remembering Luna Eclipsed

>>31991650
>going
Anon, we have improved since the start of this thread.

>>31991640
FUK U IT WASNT

>>31991650
Agreed, hayseed.

>>31991640
OH SHIT

that would go 5 instead of yesterdays

>>31991632
BADUMTISH

>Twilight stated to have used the "Want it,Need it" spell before, who did she use it on, and why?

Do you remember when Moot owned the 4chan server?
Good times. Good times.

Pic unrelated.

>>31991385
what's the name of the fetish of molesting sleeping people?

>>31991650
>your
>YOUR
>YOURYOURYOURYOURYOUR

DID YOU SERIOUSLY MAKE A RUBY QUEST JOKE THEN

I WILL MURDER YOU ALL

>>31991673
Reported. /co/ is a blue board.

>>31991617
What a relaxed poise you carry. Certainly reflects the thread.

>>31991613
I didn't know Fluttershy kept her chickens outside the coop.

>>31991633
Aha. Heh. You're being serious, aren't you.

Wow.

>>31991673
Seriously, I have no problem with you getting your boners from here, because I sometimes get my fap material from here too, BUT WAIT FOR THE GODDAMN BUMB LIMIT!

>>31991679
It's called "being a sick disgusting fuck"

>>31991681

>>31991650

>>31991633
And would this thread be an example of a non-crappy one?

Just saw the new episode
I had a lot of fun with it
Really liked seeing more of Canterlot and all its sophisticated people
Fancy Pants is a fucking bro
Rarity showed her awesomoness by in the end not negating her friends and origins in front of all of Canterlot's VIP
Song was ok, not bad but too pop for my tastes, though that style fitted the situation
Overall 8.5/10, would watch again

>>31991679
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
Now you can name any sick fetish you have you disgusting fuck.

>>31991701
That anatomy is wrong. Applejack is a pony, not a dog.

>>31991701

>>31991697
what if they knew you and it was consensual? I'm not into rape

do you think mlp ponies suffer from hoof-in-mouth?

>>31991703
I wouldn't say so. I'm overall having fun.

>>31991719

>>31991716
No, Applejack is a filthy dog, and Winona is a pony.

>>31991721
Then it's just usual sex, not a fetish.

>>31991705
> Rarity showed her awesomoness by in the end not negating her friends and origins in front of all of Canterlot's VIP
Rarity looked like she could go either way at the end. Yes, she did choose her friends, but they could have put a thought bubble in there where she flipped a coin and it came up Poneyville instead of Canterlot.

Her friendship is so thin. So so thin. I can't see why the others in the mane six put up with her.

OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WITH 4CHAN NOT POSTING MY SHIT

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

WHY DO MOST OF MY POSTS DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR

>>31991701
Jesus that eye....

>>31991411
this reminds me of that idea that I had.

So mysterious mare do well's costume was kinda similar to darkwing duck's right?

I don't know why, but I had to think of this episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io8hTHp2pb4

"Time and Punishment"

Basically Gosalyn gets kidnapped by Megavolt and Quakerjack into the future. Because Gosalyn was kidnapped Darkwing turned into this huge control freak and made the whole city into a dystopian nightmare where everyone is more afraid of Darkwing than anything else.

Now what if Fluttershy disappeared in Ponyville and made the rest of the maincast spin the whole mmdw thing out of control as well, missing the element of kindness afterall? Forcing everyone to be kind and tolerating to the degree there's no free speech left anymore.

bonus points if someone could make it mock what's going on over at eqd and ponychan

I know fanfiction and all, but if someone knew how to right that I thing it could be pretty brilliant

>>31991705

also, rainbow dash being an uncouth ass AGAIN

but, y'know

asses gonna ass

>>31991727

>>31991740

Aliens.

>>31991710
Ha, I only got two or three.

>>31991731
Do you even watch the show?

>>31991747

>>31991721
They consented while asleep?

>>31991742
only problem FS really didnt do shit as MMDW

she couldnt handle it

>>31991742
Jus' what are you goin' on about there sunshine?

>> 7 out of 10 males between the age of 14 to 27 will glance up to the ceiling. Just in case.

>>31991768
"Could you go to sleep, I want to fuck you"

>>31991758
What show?

man why are all horses so slutty?

>>31991775
princess molestia is such dumb fanon. made worse by the tumblr

>>31991783
THE COSBY SHOW OBVIOUSLY!

I accidentally emailed my audition twice.
Woops.

>>31991792
I know.
I wish at least that and Futashy would just go away.

>>31991739
>Rarity's friendship
>so thin
>so so thin

Yeah, like YOU wouldn't have an internal crisis when presented with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to advance the fuck out of your career at the expense of a friend's birthday party. She was just disappointed that one side of her life bled into the other side of her life in such a disastrous way. She wasn't legitimately embarassed by her friends. Hell, she was more embarassed by the shoddy workmanship on TS's dress.

Rarity bro'd up at the end. Don't hate.

>>31991797
audition for what?

also did you draw that?

>>31991784

Because they love cocks so much

CIRCLEJERKING TIME!

IS 4CHAN HAVING A GAY OLD TIME WITH ANYONE ELSE TOO?

>>31991756
I got five.

>>31991792
Aside from Mcintosh blog, all pony tumblrs are shitty.

>>31991811
YAY!

>>31991792
I agree
But what Celestia fanon is good in your opinion
Relatively speaking

>>31991812
>it's not just me

>>31991825
Wh-why does that give you boner?

>>31991822
nuhuh

bluebloods tummlr, DD tummlr and many more tummlr are good

its just the biggest ones suck ass and push their sexuality gimmick to the breaking point

>>31991810

Jokes aside, want me to get you some fix? I´m from /d/ so....we kinda dig the ponies, once in awhile.

>>31991827
Canon Celestia is the only good option.

>>31991770
You misunderstood me, fluttershy is not the behind it, but she is the reason.

She disappears for whatever reason and without her the rest of the maincast lack the kindness necessary to not go overboard with the whole hero thing.

>>31991388
My Heart stopped for a split second. That is just so beautiful.
>manly tears

>>31991807
She never admitted WHY she was at the party. She never corrected Twilight Sparkle to WHY she went out into the garden party to mingle. It had nothing to do with something so crass as selling a few bits of fabric to the hoi polloi. Instead, she wanted to ditch her backwards Ponyville image and be seen as one of the Upper Crust ponies.

Horrible. Horrible and distasteful. But I guess all girls want to marry up, so I shouldn't be surprised.

Pic unrelated. It's just an awesome captcha.

>>31991770
I wish FS had been the one who saved that one pone in the crashing balloon.

Did the episode ever reveal who did that, by the way? I feel like we only got recaps of the cart coming down the hill, the dam bursting, and the construction site thing.

Stupid question, but does anyone happen to have a .GIF of a pony walking/strutting/running/whatever from side view?

>>31991827
relative to molestia? any.

but in actual fact, only good celestia is canon, kind, understanding, wise and forgiving celestia

like the mother we wished we had, who could also control the very source of life on the planet

Shit guys I just realised

Twilight had a birthday party in Canterlot and DIDN'T INVITE HER PARENTS TO IT

OR EVEN VISIT THEM THERE

>>31991875

>>31991875

Fuck, 4chan is derping superbad.

>>31991881
do you have birthday parties with your parents?

THERE IS SOMETHING MISSING IN THIS THREAD
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

>>31991887
>>31991890
Thank you kind sirs.

Leth and the marker

>>31991881
So this is true...

>>31991768
Well of course someone would wake up if you started fucking them, but they remain inert for you

>>31991881
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY ARE STILL ALIVE?

>>31991897
Trixie?

>>31991897
Dance parties?

>>31991864
ha what

she never wanted to ditch her ponyville friends. she just wanted to jump into high society after being the classiest motherfucker in a hick town for her entire life.

it's possible to have two sets of friends/social circles, for different reasons. it happens any time you glean relationships from more than one place.

>>31991881

Twilight was having too much fun at her after-birthday party to care about her lame-ass parents.

Somnophilia, makes sense and easy to remember

>>31991925
That Tumblr is awful

>>31991872

Had to be Applejack. Fluttershy would have flown to intercept and Twilight would have caught her with her hax, ursa moving telekinesis.

I think it's pretty clear that, while Fancy Pants might have been super bro to Rarity throughout her stay, he was mostly interested in her for her connections.

She had connections to stay in the Princess' castle as a guest, and supposedly she knew the trainer of the Wonderbolts. Even after that last lie might have been exposed, she had already networked with all the other snobs and was indispensable to his plans.

She was the only pony in Canterlot with real connections, it seems. So when she was revealed to have a hick past, he took the long view and sided with Rarity, because he knew that no matter how shitty her dress turned out, or how hick her friends were, she still had that Princess connection. The other snob ponies were idiots for forgetting about the connections that made her important in the first place.

Rainbow Dash, on the other had, was a huge bitch in every scene she spoke. Always questioning Rarity's motives and ruining parties.

>>31991906
CORRECT
>>31991915
>>31991920
WRONG!

>>31991924

You mean ... like, posting on *another* Internet forum, right? That's what you're saying?

>>31991946

come on now it's not THAT bad

>>31991951
Couldn't it have been Pinkie?
She kinda specializes in jumping

>>31991892
Thanks for the Derpchan image!

>>31991808
The Pinkie Pie VA audition for fighting is magic, and unfortunately yes I did draw it.
Kinda embarrassed that I actually sent it in. I didn't sound like her at all.

Trollestia strikes again.

>>31991964
Yes it is.
It's bad and your computer is tainted for having those pictures saved.
You must cleanse your computer with soap and warm water.

>>31991964
That tumblr is the horrible threesome child of rule 34, Twilight and Konata

>>31991957

Something something Xanatos Gambit something retarded-ass TVtropes crap something.

>>31991892
It isn't derping at all for me currently.

>>31991920
Oh awesome! I have not laughed so hard in a long time!

>>31991964
It would be sexy as fuck if the drawings were good, but, man, it's awful

On an unrelated note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df0K4Gwb8PQ

>>31991981
but you sound like a total pony bro

Oh by the way.

So. Any sighting of Ms. Ditzy Doo in the latest episode?

>>31992007
THOSE ARE SOME NICE SOCKS

>>31991981
>unfortunately
I'd kill for those skills.
Also good luck on the audition.

>>31991981
youre a good artist. and considering that, by definition, the neckbeard community is bereft of females, i think its fine

yo, are you the person that does the derpy voice

>>31991924
The fact that she wanted to isolate her Ponyville circle from her Canterlot circle just goes to show how false and manipulative she can be.

Ponies who can share openly are the best ponies. That's why Twilight Sparkle is awesome, despite her bookishness. She's the same pony in front of the Princess as she is in Ponyville. At least when she says you're her friend, it's for real.

>>31991998
I've also got this.
Requesting someone else add dancing Twilight.

>>31992020
So who did the hatewheel hit this week?

>>31992007

"Anybody know how to get semen stains out of fabric?

I'd ask Rarity, but, um"

>>31992025
>Not ripping me apart for a pony OC
>>31992033
I've seen her stuff, but no.
http://audioboo.fm/Jessy
This is me.

>>31991964

OH GOD I WAS WRONG!

I WAS SO WRONG!

I want to fuck you guys

wat do

>>31992007
GET OFF THERE FAGGOT, I WANT TO SEE THE POSTER

>>31992034

i don't mix my work social circle with my (e.g.) Internet social circle

that way, people find out that you watch my little pony

>>31992038
Rarity during the middle of the episode.

Nobody seemed too pissed off at anyone by the end, though.

>>31992007
im so very ill by this picture

>>31992044
safe

its fine, but holy shit you need a popgate

>>31992057
You should make this gif SMILe, what are you waiting for

>>31991964

This is what pisses me off the most about that tumblr

>So, enough of your sex life for now. What good BOOKS have you been getting nice and intimate with? Favorite authors?
>I love H.G. Wells, War of the Worlds is one of my favorite books. But the book that takes the cake is Fahrenheit 451

Saying your favorite book is Fahrenheit 451 is code for "I haven't read a book since high school"

>Sthenolagnia
I don't like muscles so much as a display of strength, and Applejack's mai waifu. I guess Twilight is technically stronger though

>>31992020
Even pessimists like me know that means 67% is still left to go. That's more than a half-full glass. Woo hoo!

>>31992064
Fluttershy did nothing
AGAIN

>>31991967

Argh, 4chan eat post.

I forgot about pinkie. It could have been her.

I am still going with AJ though as that jump and dive save reminded me of how she moved jumping onto the cattle in Apple Buck Season

>>31992068
Popgate? Sorry, I have no idea what that is.

>>31992064
rarity 4 sho bro
she learnt nothing

>>31992053
asl?

>>31992034
My work people will never meet my friends from school. Ever. People at work don't need to know how huge of a dork I am, because it would damage the perception of me in an industry where perception is every-fucking-thing.

This is how life works, bro. Wait till you get older.

>>31992080
But she had a fucking bird's nest on her head
How adorable is that?

>>31992096
UNKNOWN/F/EQUESTRIA

>>31992074

He uses the iTunes rip to make gifs, you should wait a little more

>>31992080
She got drunk with the rest of the mane cast

>>31992104

SCOOTALOO STOP SOLICITING PEDOPHILES FOR SEX ON THE INTERNET

>>31992092
2nd'd. Rarity confirmed for insufferable social climber in this episode. Also, her cat sucks.

>>31992119
BUT EVERYONE WANTS SCOOTASEX!

>>31992092
The point of the hate wheel is to take the temperature of /co/, not the temperature of the episode. I'm sure if you went over to ponychan, the needle would be pointing at Rarity and swathed in flames.

Everyone last week was SCREAMING at Dash during and after the episode, so it was an easy decision then.

>>31992120

what's it like being a pleb

>>31992119
Maybe that's how she'll get her cutie mark?

>>31992121
I don't want to have sex with an underage pony.
Maybe when AB grows up...

why don't you horsefuckers all fucking die

So guys
how much horrible
horrible
fetish porn will next week's episode produce?

>>31992121
Goddamnit Scootaloo, fix your keyboard.
Your capslock is stuck again.

>>31992130
We'll die eventually, even you

>>31992130
But these are ponies
not horses

Hmmm, did anyone screencap that anon post where someone rewrote the lyrics of May the Best Pet Win to be about RD wanting to read fanfiction?

>>31992120
NOW THIS IS A CAT

>>31992132
I'm still disappointed there's none of last week's.
>Spike grows up
I don't see it fueling too much.

>>31992123
>we will never have a wheel saying we love all the ponies

>>31992130
then I couldn't fuck my horse, that's why. She needs me. I at least have more purpose than you do.

>>31992152
Well we had this after SS, if that counts.

>>31992126
Just fine. You're the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Worst bailout package in history was the 700 billion of TARP funds. Now we learn this week (thanks Bloomberg) that the US Fed Reserve gave out 11 TIMES that amount on the sly without telling anyone. That's 7.7 trillion dollars.

In case your math is weak, I'll put it in singles for you: 7,700,000,000,000 dollars and 00 cents. That's enough to sink the world economy.

>>31992152
This week no one is hated.
That's the closest you're gonna get.

"You know the score, pal. You're not Canterlot, you're little people!"

>>31992139
nahh faggot nahh
i'm fuckin immortal dickhead, you know i meant you should die RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>31992140
>implying
>>31992160
>implying
your horse wants to murder you every night if it had knives

>>31992164
Not me.

>>31992171
>immortal
That means you can't die of old age.
Nothing about being shot or burned or maimed, for example.

>>31992184
you don't matter

>>31992130
I was going to, but then I thought "Eh maybe later."

>>31992171
>dickhead

Oh yea, come here and lick me, I know you want it

>>31992184
Well you're just an insufferable hater.

>>31992164
I didn't love her
She gained a few points but shes still at the bottom with RD

>>31992134
Don't be ridiculous.
Scootaloo's big meaty hooves make it impossible for her to use a keyboard.
You are obviously talking to a lonely human male.

Hasbro has decided to kill of one of the mane six.
Which should it be, /co/?

Pic related, worst pony.

>>31992200
BIG
MEATS
HOOVES

>>31992187
why would any of those things ever happen
>>31992190
RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>31992194
you're too busy eating yourself while burying your sick fetishes into your spermsack

>>31992202
AJ. Kill Aj.

>>31992202
AJ or RD

>>31992202
Worst poni, indeed

>>31992202
RD has to go.

>>31992208

>>31992197
Welp, THAT WEEK, during and after the episode, all of MLPG was singing AJ's praises like she was the second coming of Mother Teresa.

>>31992148
Dwaaah. There's nothing Fluttershy can't do cutely.

The only part I disliked was her jumping and shouting when Gay Blue made a sonic rainboom.

>>31992208

FATTY FAT FAT!

>>31992202
Do I get to keep the corpse?
Then Fluttershy
Otherwise AppleJack.

>>31992208
>MEATS
I meant meat.

applejack goes to parties and ... gardens, verb.

is that like their version of sneaking into the bathroom and poking through their medicine cabinet or something

>>31992202
Death to Rarity or Rainbow Crash.

>>31992232
MEATY
NOT MEATS
NOT MEAT
FUCK YOU

>>31992200

Pony keyboards consist of two large rotary dials with letters inscribed around them, which are then depressed when at the desired letter. Except for unicorns, those bastards can use actual keyboards.

Needless to say, ponies are slow typists.

>>31992226

Where are her wings

>>31992202
Rainbow Dash
All the bronyfags would leave and the fanbase would be much better

>>31992232
No, you meant meaty

>>31992249

She ate them.

>>31992262
>>31992242

>>31992237
No, it's because Applejack is so much a rural peasant that she doesn't know what a Garden Party is, namely a party in a garden.

>>31992250
I hate Bronies as much as anyone else here, but Fluttershy's my favorite and RDfags are much more insufferable.

>>31992242
BEARS EAT BEETS

TOO MUCH RAINBOW DASH HATE IN HERE
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED

>Big Meaty Paws

>>31992171
horses don't need knives. bro. They could pop your skull with a hoof. I guess you could call backing me into the wall, nearly crushing or suffocating me trying to kill me

>>31992250
>implying bronies are not Flutterfags too

>>31992326
I'm a Flutterfag and can confirm this. There are some scary, creepy, weird-ass Flutterfags out there.

>>31992337
For an example, our very own DD.
No offense

I like Fluttershy because I am a shy scaredy cat just like her and can identify.

>>31992337
And there are just as many scary, creepy, weird Dashfags too.

>>31991797
is this you

http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/mz1e1/just_sent_in_my_audition_for_pinkie_pie_in_mlp/

>>31992289

MAH BABY!

>suddenly fat dash

not so fast, MLPGeneral! you've activated my trap card!

FAT/INFLATION FETISHIM

(yeah okay i coloured this just because i was bored big deal)

maybe i want to be alone

>>31992373
You've just activated my counter trap card.
"Fuck You"

>>31992373
I see.
Meh.

Okay so the worst are Flutterfags and Dashfags?

>>31992373
>suffering from clickfirst-readlateromia
>click then read.
>OH SHIT NO. NEVER MIND
>click out before it loads
>4chan plus reveals the spoilered image anyway

That fetish makes no sense. Skin can only stretch so far. Cells can only rebuild and multiply so quickly.

>>31992428
I suppose.
Makes me kinda sad that FS is among my favorites.

>>31992428
Yes.
Along with Trixiefags and Gildafags.

Best pony is still best.

It's kinda unfair on everyone else really.

>>31992421

>>31992431
Who said fetishes had to make sense?

>>31992442
I agree.
No one will ever dethrone Scootaloo.

Ugh fuck that other one. I forgot to blur shit.

>>31992442
Indeed, this episode did not change my opinion on my favorite.

>>31992453
>Scootaloo
>Good

>>31992392

>>31992431
>Make sense? Oh, what fun is there in making sense?

>>31992476
>Pomf =3

>>31992475
The best!

>>31992431
It's at most unpleasant to look at.
I mean there are far worse things people fap to.

>>31992452
>>31992477

>>31992476
oh Dash, you don't have to do that alone
I'll gladly help

>>31992477
I wonder what kind of fetish Discord has

>>31992509
I bet you would.

>>31992514
Chaos orgy

>>31992514
Platonic hugging fetish

>>31992514
Consensual heterosexual sex between two loving married adults in the missionary position with the lights on.

>>31992514
Rape

>We probably won't have to deal with any CMC bullshit until 2012

>>31992514
I'm guessing a 'straight' Discord would have barf-inducing mating rituals, no deviancy required.

>>31992514
Considering he can do practically anything with a snap of his fingers as long as it causes dismay... everything.

>>31992516
I know I would.
Oh, those wings~

>>31992527

So any estimations as to when are we gonna get the next episode synopsis?

>>31992527
There's people that are into that? What the fuck?

>>31992527
>with the lights on
Oh, sure, just play into my voyeurism fetish, why don't you

>>31992549
>>31992557

>>31992527
>not even cowgirl
How boring.

>>31992421

>>31992579

>>31992577
>that feel when AJ's fetish is the cowgirl positionwith apples

>>31992589
Oh I bet those make her hair curl, alright.

>>31992202

I kill off the best pony, Rarity who will make a heroic sacrifice to save the lives of her friends.

This will cause the worst pony Rainbow Dash to have a mental breakdown, as she is overwhelmed by guilt and the remaining four will help build her back up as a better character.

>>31992556
>he still thinks there are episodes after Hearth Warming Eve

Way to not keep up with the news, bro.

>>31992598
I'd answer to that with an image but I don't store porn on my computer.

Did Leth make the Sleepyhead shrugpony yet?

Are we ever going to get a Pinkie Pie or an Applejack episode?

>>31992579
>>31992589

>>31992589

>>31992589
>>31992579

>>31992615
Rarity dies and Dash gets into the Wonderbolts. A rousing success all round, I'd say.

>>31992628
only if you answer this question:
>>31992351

>>31992628
No. :C

>>31992632
Someone post the dildo one

>>31992628
Better be the first damn episode after new year.

>>31992615
At this point, after watching all of Season 1 and all of Season 2 up to Episode 9 from yesterday, Rarity would *have* to kill herself to save the others. This is the only way she will earn points in my book. Only by giving her life will she prove she is not a vain callow little spoiled bxxch.

>>31992628
>Are we ever going to get a Fluttershy episode?
FTFY

>>31992646
No. Fuck you.

>>31992666
That too, Satan, that too.

>>31992657
>masking your swear words
>hating Rarity
Go the fuck back to Ponychan you beta piece of monkey shit.

>>31992651
A new years episode starring Pinkie would make sense.
>>31992644
Wow, I can see why people would think that is me. But no, I don't use/go to Reddit so that is not me.

>>31992666
You'd like a Fluttershy episode, wouldn't you, Satan?

>>31992688
>Pinkie would make sense
>Pinkie
>sense

>decide to have a productive day after achieving nothing yesterday and not go on MLPG at all
>woke up at 12
>it is now 5
>I have nothing left to do

So, how about them ponies, eh?
I'm falling in love with applejack help me oh god please

Luna should have a Lunamon

>>31992680
Your post doesn't change a thing about Rarity.
She can't be trusted.

>>31992703
Holy shit I want to punch that thing

>>31992698
The Lord Givith and the Lord Takith

>>31992700
>Falling in love with applest pony
there is no hope for you

>>31992700
Alright, here you go http://pastebin.com/bdkuAnh2
>>31992703
How about you take your digimon and shove them?

>>31992698
We stopped caring about that months ago.

>>31992717
Why did I read that as Lord Tarkin?

>>31992718
>applest
>not silliest

http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Trigger_warning

Okay, who did this?

>>31992740
it was me sorry about that.

>>31992740
That was me. Sorry. I was imagining Twilights plain dress torn on my bedroom floor

>>31992738
AJ isn't the silliest this season, silly!

>>31992722
that's not going to help
that's not going to help at all

God damn Applejack and Rarity sucks. No wonder they have the least fans.

>>31992707
>Rarity can't be trusted.
Hahahah. Right.

>>31992752
>season
SERIES.