> I blame megasweet and that new pic of twilight and human.
Which one?
I was gonna say something about porn and bumb limits put oh well.

Thats what you get for posting in a shitty thread

>So, I was thinking, do you think Unicorns shed/file down their horns or have to maintain it in other ways? How would a wizardry catalyst made from unicorn horn shavings function? Would your relationship with the particular unicorn matter?
Green Isn't Your Colour. Rarity is getting her unicorn filed down by one of the assistants.

>It's during one of Fluttershy's squees

>>31978269
Couldn't possibly have been anything to do with the TF/TG fetish chat or anything

LOOKS LEGIT

Did anyone catch this yet?

You realize it was probably the TF2 off-topic, right?

>>31978300

Yes, it was a really obvious reference that didn't need to be pointed out.

Think we should let a tripfag start thread...

Our Governor reports

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Our previous thread was deleted due to interference from moderation staff, or the original poster. To avoid this in the future, we should focus on discussing the show, and avoiding anonymous threads.

>implying annonymous op wasn;t the op of last thread and just deleeted it

>>31978143
I don't think Rarity would have said that to Celestia in person.

Speaking of celerity, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOLESTIA UPDATE

So I guess it turns out those oddly white freckles on AJ's face are in fact cake frosting

>>31978269
Human exposing Twi candyvag and asshole.

>>31978300
yea, it was pretty obvious

>>31978300
I caught it on the 1080p youtube viewing. Cool shit.

You don't start a thread with shipping.
It gets reported and deleted.

>>31978325
Oh, that one.

>>31978300

It was pretty fucking obvious for anyone who's even had a passing interest in art.

I was more surprised that they put Photo Finish in there. Unless the painting was actually a photograph

mods have been doing weird shit, they deleted an on-topic thread mocking some shitty webcomic earlier too

moot needs to give them a thrashing

>>31978300

Fuckin' cultural darlin!

>>31978339
Yes...

You know what I didn't understand.
Why the fuck did Rarity's friends all act like hillbillies at the fancy party. Seriously, didn't they learn not to be completely crazy when dealing with Canterlot society, and tone it down? I'm fine with the whole "be yourself," but there's a line.

"Hey Rarity, we're going to help you get business, by acting completely and utterly bum-fuck retarded and literally crashing the party. Like seriously, we're going to crash and smash into the party like retards." I mean really. They were operating at Chris-chan levels of autism and social ineptitude.

At the gala, it was somewhat understandable. They were invited, and it was nothing like they thought it would be, but at this random social party, they knew exactly what was expected of them.

>>31978341
That marker has SEEN THINGS

>>31978300

Was it just me, or did the painting on the left in that scene look vaguely like Picasso's Guernica?

The Moral from Today's Episode:

Don't be a selfish, superficial cunt like Rarity. Stick with the people that genuinely like you, and aren't sticking around because your a hot piece of ass.

>>31978343
Well the last one wasn't on-topic really.

>>31978340
I know, that irked me. Why would someone primarly based in dress model industry go to a art gallery and take her crew with her?

>>31978355
Many

Many thing

>>31978337

But shipping is fun.

Pic related, it's the best ship.

>>31978343
Well, I hope they end banning ponies

>>31978350
The consensus on /co/ seems to have been "they were all fucking wasted".

Seriously: rewatch the scene. Suddenly a LOT of things make sense.

>>31978375
>implying best ship isn't the Thunderchild

Rarity decided between the garden party and Twilight's birthday pretty fucking fast, all things considered. One moment of red-face then "It's just too important!"

Considering how much she was talking to her cat earlier it'd have been nice to see a little more indecision.

>>31978350
Because it is a fucking cartoon

>>31978300
ITs seemed pretty obvious

Or maybe its just me, I'm a big fan of Dali

>>31978340
PEOPLE IN A INDUSTRY BASED IN THE CREATIVE ARTS CAN ONLY PARTAKE IN THE ART THEY SPECIALIZE IN

VIDEO GAME DEVELOPERS CAN'T WATCH MOVIES
FILMMAKERS CAN'T READ BOOKS
MUSICIANS CAN'T...uh...LOOK AT PHOTOGRAPHY

Fuck you and fuck your caste system.

Man, this guy seems pretty chill. He looks a bit like Carl Sagan.

So I was thinking, do unicorns need to maintain their horns in any way, say, filing them down?

How good would a catalyst from unicorn horn be for a wizard?

If the wizard was the unicorn's waifu would the wand be any more powerful?

>>31978366
Probably for the same reason some like Lauren Faust goes and sees movies.
Outside interests are something people have.

>>31978341

>>31978350
They were trolling the shit out of Rarity.

Celestia gave them the low-down when they arrived in Canterlot.

>>31978379
That... that does make sense

>>31978350

Or they knew Rarity was lying to them and wanted to get revenge

>>31978375
>best ship

Plebeian.

>>31978408

>>Implying she doesn't spend all her time in her laboratory cackling maniacally at her creation.

>>31978321

>implying Applejack gives a hay about the latest Canterlot fashions

>>31978405

I travelled back in time to answer your question: >>31978289
ooooOOOOOOooooo

>>31978400
>Video game developers can't watch movies
If only you knew how many devs watch MLP. It's a little disturbing actually...

>>31978420
Nah, they are just kind of dense...

So Celestia has enough time to visit Rarity twice, but she cant make an appearance for her faithful student, in the royal ballroom no less

What a bad mentor

Well, I was about to post this when the last thread vanished. Seriously, mods are outright assholes when it comes to dealing with ponyshit.

Rarity is a motherfucking element of harmony who helped purify Princess Luna and banish Discord.
She's a well known dress maker who has worked with numerous famous designers.
She's friends with the Princess's personal student and the best young flier in Equestria who performed the legendary Sonic Rainboom.

How does all this shit just disappear when some faggot asks her "who are you?" Bitch, she's Rarity.

>>31978314
Castile offers peace

>>31978379
*mind blown* Holy shit, you're right.

Can we have an episode that focuses on one character without that character being a shit?

It seems like whenever someone gets a focus episode it's to show how they're getting something wrong and need to be corrected and learn a life lesson. Remember the diamond dogs from season one? Nobody was in the wrong in that one (well, except for the villains) and it was a good episode. Ever since Discord this season's just been "Who's having a breakdown/being selfish this week?"

>>31978444

"What's that, Twilight? It's your birthday? And you're holding the party in the same building where I live?

"LOLNOPE. Too busy, see you next year (maybe)!"

>>31978405

>wizards can only use wands made from essence of the horn of their pony waifu
>people without destined unicorn pony waifus cannot use magic
>this is how Harry Potter world seperates muggles and wizards

>>31978426
Good try

>>31978436
>SUGAR

>SPICE

>AND EVERY THING PONY

>BUT THEN PROFESSOR FAUST ACCIDENTALLY ADDED magic

>>31978444
It's simple; Celestia has more in common with Rarity than Twilight.

>>31978446
Cause the pony journalism media sucks.

>>31978379
>Twilight's birthday party
>She's now legally old enough to drink
Makes sense to me.

>>31978440
I do know.

>BECAUSE I AM ONE!! AHHH

>>31978402
Holy shit you are right. He's even got a telescope as a cutie mark.

>>31978291
Actually, may have had to do with all of the r34 and clopclop shit that was going on. Lots of faggots talking about jerking off, where to get porn, the contents of their porn folders, which ships they fap to and so on...

Or it could have been a combination of things.

At any rate, how fucking awesome is Fancy Pants?

>>31978465

That's probably because we've had two Rarity and two Rainbow Dash episodes so far, and they're exactly the sort of character types that need to constantly be shown to be in the wrong and learning valuable lessons (that they seem to forget immediately).

I prefer Twilight when she's naive and foolish over smart and snarky.

>>31978402

Yeah, plenty of astronomy related ass-symbols this episode because unicorns are too stupid to do anything other than look at the sky

>>31978486
>Rarity taking Twilight's place as Celestia's faithful student
Yes please

>>31978500
Fancy Pants is total bro tier.

>>31978446
I'm surprised when they asked who Rainbow Dash was, she didn't say "that chick who saved the Wonderbolts by performing a Sonic Rainboom. You might know her as she's kind of famous."
Actually, I'm surprised RD isn't a member of the Wonderbolts. I'm pretty sure if she went up to Spitfire and was like "you think maybe I could join" they'd be all over that.

>>31978500
Broest of all bros tier.

>>31978500
If the mods delete threads for that sort of thing they should be beaten with a 2x4.

also i think canterlot might actually be INSIDE the mountain as well

>>31978379
I don't see it.

>>31978486
Wrong.
Each year Twilight's birthday just so happens to fall on Royal Princess Sits on Couch Eating Ice Cream Day.
Its a most sacred day with most sacred rituals.

>>31978517

>Hey Twilight, thanks for finding me a student worthy of my time. Now get back to your bumblefuck home and get knocked up. That's all you're good for now.

>>31978506
>That's probably because we've had two Rarity and two Rainbow Dash episodes so far
>Two Rarity episodes
But thats fucking wrong, that was a Rarity-Sweetie-AJ-Applebloom episode

>>31978520

That reminds me

Is anyone else weirder out by how HUGE Fancy Pants is? He looks bigger then Big Mac

>>31978500
>the contents of their porn folders
>which ships they fap to
I must have missed those two.

>>31978446

Celestia took all the credit and removed the window after the ceremony was over and everyone left.

>>31978512
Earth ponies for the ground. Pegasi for the clouds.

Master unicorn race for all things beyond their reach.

>>31978437
>>31978289

Oh, right. Wonder if Twilight has to go for horn maintenance sessions too.

Either way, what if Twilight's wizard husbando used a wand from her horn material

>>31978517
Yes please indeed.

These are not the dance moves of a sober pony

How can one pony make an entire season good?

>>31978545
He's got royal blood in him, so he's going to be a little bigger than other ponies.

>>31978545

He's probably related to Celestia. It seems like royals have bigger/more elegant body types than the common folk.

ANY WORD ON A HUMANIZED VERSION OF UPPER-CRUST?

The mini-horse among ponies(like De-powered Luna)? She was beautiful.

>>31978545
well he is unicorn master race

I thought it was funny that the high society types were like 80% unicorn and no pegasi. I guess pegasi are like a slave caste or something.

>>31978563
Nah, that's totally normal.

It's just >white people.gif

I can't fucking do anything right it seems.

I can't even post poni successfully.

>>31978563
I can't be the only one bothered by the fact that there's apparently half a second of footage cut out from the first shot in that gif.

Also, does anyone have the second round of dancing (Where she's sticking her tongue out and shit) in gif form, too?

>>31978565
I don't know, but Twilight's damn good at it. It's like magic.

>>31978586
Twilight confirmed for being white.

>>31978563
thisclubcan'tevenhandleme.jpeg

>>31978543
Rarity was the one learning the lesson, even if she shared her air-time with AJ and Sweetie.

>>31978522
Cartoon needs to maintain a status quo. Also in my opinion Dash isn't well trained enough to join a stunt team, even if she is the fastest pegasus alive.

is there a .gif of twilight dancing like an idiot yet?

>>31978584
Cloudsdale's mostly pegasi. Canterlot's mostly unicorns. Appaloosa and Ponyville are mostly earth (although PV's demos are starting to even out)

>>31978629
see
>>31978563

>>31978584
Most of the ponies we saw were high society wanna-bes who weren't actually relevant. Did you notice how many of them were just there to kiss up to more important ponies, like Fancypants or Rarity?

I think the reason we saw more unicorns is because unicorns are more likely to be mentally unstable due to magical leakage into the brain.

>>31978563
Ain't nobody fucking with her Dougie

>>31978584

Pegasi are like reverse Dwarves. They live in the sky and mostly keep to themselves except for a few who have obligations or friend that require them to be on the ground.

Makes me wonder what royal pegasi look like

>>31978574
They also seem to be more "bro"-y to the "commoners." Like the "elite," upper class people in Canterlot look down (metaphorically and literally) on the citizens of Ponyville, but the royals actually enjoy interacting with them, and may in fact have more in common with them.

>>31978635
No man everyone who isn't living in Canterlot is a peasant despite all given evidence (and also because my favorite pony is a unicorn)

>>31978563

>Young Colt comes up to her

Get back in bed granny, you didn't even get dressed yet, you're still in your night robes- Oh, i'm very sorry miss. I thought you were my grandmother.

>>31978563
Elane from Seinfeld doing The Dance.gif

>>31978613
>>31978586
We've done that joke already, get off the stage

>>31978555
Probably. It's likely akin to getting your haircut.

>>31978402

>>31978670
>Caramel committed suicide several days latter.

>>31978613
nope, still black/ethnic

>>31978661
I want dwafs on this show in some form.
Real dwarfs who live under mountains.

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW RARITY ISN'T FREAKING OUT OVER THIS.

>>31978584
Pegasi are the mexicans of equestria. Thats why they work as sky janitors and factory slaves.

>>31978635
PV's an established town. You need earth pony settlers in Appleloosa because they're the ones who are good with the plants and animals.

we need a pic of fancy pant's posh cock devastating braeburns rustic ass

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/12/detailed-hearths-warming-eve-synopsis.html

>In “Hearth’s Warming Eve” the six friends are honored to put on Canterlot's most important play of the season, the Hearth's Warming Eve's holiday pageant that illustrates how Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies put aside their differences and founded Equestria.

So ponies hate each other in the past.

>>31978594
poor crying Derpy....I need more.....

I just saw the new episode

those

fucking

accents

I laughed

Twilight was best pony this episode

>>31978697
Blacks dont dance like that, they have dancing on their blood

>>31978675
>The Dance

It's "The Little Kicks."

>>31978712

>>31978535
I think it wraps around behind the mountain. Word of Faust says it was based on Minas Tirith, not Moria.

>>31978675
Are we questing tonight?

>>31978684
Btw, followup: It might also be something they maintain themselves, like how Hellboy files downs his horns with a powertool. It's just that it doesn't look as elegant because...well, it's like cutting your own hair.

>>31978697
Can't we compromise and say she is Asian?

>>31978545
Maybe Fancypants is the grand duke of Buffness or something?

I found it odder than Fancypants wears no pants.

>>31978663

>>31978704
She doesn't care? Or he apologized because Celestia made him?

>>31978704
Over what? She had a bad date with the jerk, doesn't mean she's going to freak out every time she sees him.

>>31978705
>That's why they are in charge of the entire ecosystem

>>31978687
god fucking dammit ive got soda all over my screen now!

>>31978737
Put on your helmet. We're reaching speeds of three!

>>31978730
NO

Maybe tomorrow

>>31978704
because she is the center of attention so she is probably not making a big deal of it just to rub it in his face.

>>31978717
OH FUCK YES!! WE'RE GETTING THE
>raaaaacismmmmm
EPISODE!! WOO!

>>31978717

>Canon racism

I think I'm gonna hurl.

Also I just realised something.
Caramel has literally been stuck in Canterlot ever since Season 1 finale. He literally got ditched and couldn't get home. which is sorta funny in a sad way.

And somehow, he became rich enough to go to a audition for something like a priceless vase. I mean, He's a Earh Pony in a what is basically a Unicorn-only club. That takes some serious cash and contacts considering how the upper echelons of society is like.

That's a rags-to-riches story right there, and it''s imperessive considering he probably lost half his money on they way there or soemthing

>>31978755
Unicorns can do it too, they just make pegasi do it for them

>>31978661
>Pegasi are like reverse Dwarves.
So they are like Elves?

>>31978702
Who needs dwarfs when you have ponies?

>>31978784

>>31978782

>>31978717
We'll see how the earthies managed to hold their own against those fucking unicorns and pegasi, hopefully.

>>31978717
...umm, excuse me, I thought 1000~ years ago, there was a giant fucking Chaos God ruling over their lifes?

How can anyone have differences that interfere with daily life? Daily life would be shit for ALL ponys because of Q.

>>31978717
Ugh.

After this episode, we will NEVER EVER EVER EVER stop the X MASTER RACE spam.

It's going to be endlessly annoying. Fuck this next episode. Fuck it.

>>31978802
Not those dwarves, the heavily armored jolly kind.

>>31978784
Discord make the ponies separate races as a joke. They were all alicorns before in the ancient, misty past

>>31978737
>as big as Blueblood
>not an asshole
>not a wimp
>sexy wife
>probably hung like an elephant

I would go gay for Fancy Pants.

>>31978563

Those are the dance nerds of a sober pony.

A NERD sober pony.

For dance moves, it goes

-Any black person
-drunk white people
-sober white people
-very drunk whie people
-all nerds

>>31978717

Hell yes. I think we are maybe going to get some brief glimpses of glorious pony warfare, driven by racial prejudice and lust for power!

>>31978800
A convenient excuse, but it doesn't hold up.

>>31978782
>>31978784
And the pageant they put on is SO BAD, everyone everywhere goes back to hating each other

>>31978805
God of chaos and disharmony... hmm...

Maybe Celestia and Luna overthrowing Discord was what allowed the different ponies to overcome their differences and make peace?

>>31978805
Maybe the Princesses didn't take control immediately upon taking down Discord.
Or perhaps they weren't originally Alicorns, and were turned that way in order to unify everyone.

>>31978818
Im thinking something along this lines:
>Each race live away from the other
>Suddenly each race have a problem that can only be solved by other race
>They start living together
>Everyone is happy.

>>31978805
Power vaccum. After Discord got stoned and the sisters became goddesses, some pony type needed to claim superiority

>>31978737
Sorry, I couldn't read your post over how awesome Space Mutiny is.

>How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!!

>>31978805

>He doesn't know Discord getting retconned out.
>Laughingponies.jpg

They're fucking in love with the colourful starburst effect this season. It's showing up at least once an episode now.

>>31978737
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

You are now realizing that most all of these names would be perfect pony names.

>>31978855
Second this. They are not going to go full racist in this show.

>>31978784
>>31978782
Well I'm excited as fuck. I want to see the girls band together by race and start hating each other as they empathize with their ancestors' points of view, only to band together and remember their friendship at the last minute to save the play.

>>31978759
BIF HARD PECKS!

>>31978802

Going to need more pony fort pics.

>not losing is magic

The pageant will be as factual and relevant to the events as an elementary Thanksgiving play.

Can I get an image of Pinkie's Party Cannon?

>>31978835
>we are maybe going to get some brief glimpses of glorious pony warfare, driven by racial prejudice and lust for power!
>in a christmas pageant

We ALL know whatever the past issues are going to be for the play episode, it's going to be very shallow and disappointing compared to fanon.

Moving on.

>>31978717
so what do you guys think each pony's role will be?

>>31978805
Wrong. Luna was imprisoned in the moon ~1000 years ago. Celestia and luna had ruled equestria at least long enough for luna to turn bitter over the way the rule was set up, which, who knows how long that was.

>>31978884
BLAST HARDCHEESE

>>31978613
>>31978697
Actually, my theory is that Twilight and Rarity are either Indian or Romani (AKA: Gypsy) because...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn#Unicorns_in_antiquity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people#History

Though if we go by this, Pegasi would be Greek.

>>31978763
Dream Quester (I can't remember his name) is questing tomorrow.

>>31978894
Pegasus:Weather
Earth pone: Construction and food
Unicorn: No idea.

>>31978888

What kind of shitty pageants have you been going to?

>>31978852
Any excuse to bring delancie back

>>31978747
It's obvious, Rarity has moved beyond Blueblood and now she's after the Princess herself, for her power.

>>31978891
>my fanfiction is so deep you guys

>>31978887
No, fuck off

>>31978903
Big MacLargeHuge

I hope we get a shot of some fancy ass early unicorn civilization so I can screenshot it then put it in a macro with a shot of Ponyville and say "Unicorn civilization 1000 years ago" and "Earth Pony civilization today, are they even trying??"

>>31978891

>>31978855

>>31978912
in the play, man. the main cast.

>>31978903
BUFF DRINKLOTS!

>>31978891
They might as well just make the cartoon into Fallout: Equestria, because there's no way the writers are ever going to be able to match the depth of such stories.

>>31978911
ok fine

You guys want me to continue my shitty ass quest tonight?

>>31978905
>Though if we go by this, Pegasi would be Greek.
Which is super-canon. Pegasi...everything has a very strong Greek influence in the art. It's actually kinda awesome how far they go with it, e.g. Rainbow Dash's GGG outfit including a tiara of golden leaves, and a necklace with a bundle of grapes on it.

>>31978938
SLAB McLARGE HUGE

>>31978940
>yfw earth ponies are the ones in main civilization and unicorns are outcast for being "witches"

>>31978894

They'll probably represent their specific races, maybe with Twilight as Celestia and Fluttershy as Luna.

Pinkie Pie plays Discord

>>31978885
It was a choice between burning socks or carp.

I went with burning socks.

>>31978920
>Discord crashes the christmas pagent
>by playing himself
>wearing a badly stiched costume version of his self
>his disgues fmanages to fool everyone. EVERYONE. And it's not even good.

>>31978855
The miscegenation laws are still in effect though.

>>31978962

That could be a good insult, except Fallout Equestria is shit. So, no.

>>31978952
OH! Well Pinkie and AJ are going to be earth ponies!

>>31978962

Not sure if trolling.

>>31978981
>his disgues fmanages to fool everyone. EVERYONE.
Too cliche for FiM

>>31978965

Sure, but only if you feel like it.

I'd participate.

Pony Class Rank
Ruling Class: Alicorns
Upper Class: Unicrons
Upper-Middle Class: Unicorns and Athletic Pegasi
Middle Class: Pegasi
Working Class: Earth Ponies

>>31978969
More like, unicorns where mighty conquerers and earth ponies and pegasi were their slaves

>>31978938
Clever...

>>31979004
>this is what unifags actually believe

>>31978996
Earth ponies are upper class too.

>>31979004
Hahaha, yea im sure they are going to do this.

I need pics of Fancypants' trophy wife

for science

>>31978805

Maybe watching Celestia/Luna defeat Discord was what brought them all together?

...fucking A, X just ate a fuck huge reply.

>>31978996
>Ruling Class: Alicorns

Oh god, Unicron rules? Shit we've got problems.

>>31978996
>All the celebrities from Canterlot we saw in S1 were earth ponies

>>31978982
The what laws?

>>31978789
He and Big Mac had a fight, and Caramel got with Hoity Toity, who essentially became his Sugar Daddy, to make Big Mac jealous. One thing led to another, and soon Caramel was enjoying the sophisticated lifestyle of Canterlot as opposed to the grimy hard work required in Ponyville. He missed Big Mac, but the constant embarrassment of messing up simple agriculture work was too much for him to go back to.

He saved up enough money from Hoity to buy his own place, and started a business designing couture shoes for ponies that will last a lifetime.

>>31978994
I'm just mood right now. Last couple of busy days

>>31978976
Reminds me of that time I set up a for in a haunted tundra. A yeti came in the first few minutes, took someone's mitten and beat the dwarf to death with it

>>31978976
You're making me want to play df again, which is going to suck because I forgot all the commands.

>>31979020
I like to support >science

>>31978996

>>31978992
Oh come one, it's Discord. He'd probably try to pose as celestia by wearing a badly molded mask over his face and nothing else and it'd work.

Hell, he'd probably just make a punch and judy type puppet of her and people would still fall for it, everytime.

and then the puppet beats discord up because he tried to take soem sausages.

>>31978996
>Upper Class: Unicrons

>>31979035
Impressive headcannon.

But can you shoot parties and bling out of it?

>>31978976
Jesus Christ, hath that wrestler no mercy?

Sketched a background. Don't know what to think about it.

I got kicked out of /ck/ for posting ponies.
Why is /co/ the only place that understands me?
Also, all the ponies are Canadian.

>>31978969
Would that mean the Earth Ponies created some system of anti-magic, or started going steampunk to keep up with the Unicorns' spells?

>>31979056

>>31979081
I like it, also i love the flutter earings.

>>31979081
>Fluttershy with earrings
HNNNG

Goddamit, pensivepony, stop dying.

>>31978737
>>31978884
>>31978903
>>31978938
>>31978960
>>31978968
I think you're all forgetting the greatest name to ever come from those films: Zap Rowsdower

If unicorns ever were a ruling elite they are clearly nothing more than decadent nobility today, too stupid and image-obsessed to wield REAL power.

Twilight is the only competent wizard we've seen. Other unicorns are so shitty that even a petty stage magician like Trixie can impress them.

>>31978705
that reminds me of the time i drew a quetzalcoatl at work and some guy lost his shit over it.

i wonder if cloudsdale has more mithic creatures up there.

unless theres a part in that one map, that resembles mexico.

>>31978971
Then Twilight has to spend the rest of the episode explaining to Fluttershy that they're not really exiling her to the moon.
'But there are no animals there!'

>>31979039
>A yeti came in the first few minutes, took someone's mitten and beat the dwarf to death with it

I am so glad I got into this game. You aren't having fun until you accidentally embark without an axe to a snow covered area and get attacked immediately by a swarm of badgers.

Let's quest tonight.

>>31979035
>Fanon
>Actually trying to come up with some sort of relationship with two character who have never been in the same scene.

It was kind of neat to see what one of Pinkie Pie's parties actually looks like for more than a few seconds. You really got the sense of non-stop party games, she really puts the effort in.

And there's no way they weren't drunk, they just seem so much more... bubbly than usual. Rainbow's more confrontational, Twilight's much louder, I even think Applejack sounded a bit slurrier. Not much change to Pinkie Pie (no surprise there) and Fluttershy's obviously designated driver, but still.

>>31979050
But who was Uppercrust?

>>31979081
Holy shit, Big Mac is the best pimp. I am loving these pics.
What was the link to your tumblr again?

>>31979004
>Implying earth ponies didn't dominate the battlefield with their party decoration artillery

>>31979081
I am kinda between mesmerized by FS having an earring and my disgust for pimps.

>>31979050

>purple fluer de lys

So she's a Third Street Saint, huh?

>>31979119
Might I inquire where you got your pony mod?

>>31979104
Obviously they dont fight they only yell at each others

>>31978967
>yfw when Rainbow Dash specifically descends from the Pony version of Spartans.
>Also explains why she's a badass who ends up rather easily humiliated when you look at Spartans from a historical stand point.

>>31979097
Were you going to cook the ponies?
No?
Then they did the right thing.

>>31979113
the lone Rowsdower!

>>31979144
Mac is not pimping her, she is her girl.

>writing this again

>>31978852
Then the episode already aired, S2 Ep 1. If Discord was the source of the discord and 'racism' for ponys, then what's the point of this episode?

>>31978853
Remember, this is a kids show, there can't be to many points to consider, like asention or transformation into Alicorns, they're can't be a lore to complex for the kiddies

>>31978862
I can't see that happening, then why didn't the Sisters step in to deal with Red Eye?

>>31978899
The time between the fall of Discord and the rise of NMM can't be a decade or anything like that, since Luna would have grown into Godhood by that time, and not have fallen to mortal feelings like jealousy

>>31979024
Again, S2 EP1.

>>31979119
those fucking badgers

They arent all that dangerous but the seem to be EVERYWHERE

I could start in a a square of haunted lake side land and all there will be is zombie whales and BADGERS

>>31978996
>Upper Class:
>Unicrons
Oh god what?
Rarity x Unicron is now my OTP.

>>31979097
tara is jewish, not canadian.

>>31979156
>MFW Rainbow Dash is a pegasus pony descended from other pegasus ponies.

>>31979114
Think about it from Celestia's perspective

Would you really want a third of your subjects to be extremely powerful at magic? That would not only be a potential threat to your rule but a threat to the stability of the entire kingdom

>>31979197
whats the difference?

>>31979114

Except you know, Celestia's personal guard. The ones with the fancier armor than the pegasi guards?

>>31979119
>Yeti

>>31979203
>MFW Rainbow Dash

>>31979170
Yes, but it doesn't mean I have to like him being a pimp.

>>31979214
Canada doesn't have jews.

>>31979162
I just asked what was for breakfast, and posted this as the OP
Pic obviously unrelated in that situation...

>>31979197
Jewish people can't be from Canada?

>>31979221
They are the honor guard of Celestia.
Also, Lunas guard are magic enhaced earth ponies right?

>>31979156
Well, she is a disgrace for her ancesters, I bet they weren't fat lazy fucks like her

>>31979170
>Mac is not pimping her, she is her girl.
>she is her girl
>her girl

this changes everything

>>31979221
>Personal guard for the princess has more ceremonial armor than the general all-purpose guard
Gee, I have no idea why they look fancier.

>>31979188
why not, Derpy is with Megatron and Dash with Screamer, why not ship ALL the ponies with the Cons

DF topic should probably go to /v/, I mean no disrespect but with the last thread mysteriously dissappearing..,

>>31979249
I derp hard, sorry anon im kinda drunk here.

>>31979113
What about Bob Johnson.
>>31979188
>Rarity x Unicron
Sigh... Rarity always has to upstage everyone and she can't be happy for Derpy and Megatron, can she?

>>31979203
>YFW Rainbow Dash's parents names are Palette Dash and Mono Chrome

>>31979035
Big Mac never properly got over it, and that's why he turned to saying nothing but 'Eeyup,' and 'Nnnope,' in conversation. Since his relationship with Caramel was largely unknown by most (save Rarity, who is such a fag-hag that her gaydar is beyond that of the average colt-clopper, but she is too kind a heart to spread the secret), Big Mac eventually began dating Twilight as a cover up. Twilight, too naive to how relationships work, never caught on.

Big Mac is still to torn up about it, and his pride stops him from going to Canterlot out of fear of bumping into Caramel and having to face the problems head on. Whenever Twilight goes to Canterlot to visit the Princess and invites him along, Big Mac convinces her that he has to stay and tend to the apples. Twilight never thinks twice, putting it down to Big Mac being shy and nervous of meeting the Princess, which she understands.

>>31979213
Snugglestia is marshmallowiest princess

>>31979214
No such thing as a candian jew.

>>31979213
She wouldn't have to waorry about that if she's even half the goddess everyone thinks she is.

>>31979257
Don't the autobots get anyone?

How did Rarity get all roughed up during the montage of her running back and forth between the parties? The frizzy hair I get, but did she fall and scuff her face?

>>31979263
She needs the biggest and most powerful boyfriend.
However what she doesn't know is: Twilight is with Primus.

>>31979251

Personal guard which are all unicorns. Which is the point you seemingly missed.

>>31979257

So who's this guy's pony waifu?

>>31979263
she is trying to upstage Rainbowdash who has Starscream

>>31979213
If I was an earth pony, I'd be occupying Canterlot and picketing against the 33%

>>31979296
It's a visual aid to show that she's panicking and doing everything in a very rushed manner.

>>31979296
Cartoon.

Or thinking about it, knocking into other ponys maybe.

If you label yourself as a "brony" and call fapping "clopping" you need to check in your balls to the main desk. You're not gonna need them

>>31979221
there are some exceptions, but the unicorn guards are generally seen around high ranking canterlot authority.

>>31979147
I don't have the mod, I just found those pictures on a thread over on 413chan's oatmeal board. Glitter Glue did a Pony Fortress thread.

>>31979224
Oh shit.

>>31978635
Earth Ponies are probably everywhere else. What they lack in special abilites they make up for in sheer numbers

>>31979295
not after Prime shot Derpy
>>31979315
Luna

>>31979330
Nobody here calls himself a brony.
"Clopping" is only used when talking about fapping to ponies.
Also wait until the bumb limit to post that.

>>31979313
Why would a goddess need a personal guard?

>>31979344
That is my headcanon, also they can rise towns fucking fast.

>>31979313
Because having one guard model in a scene was easier than having a mix of them. Problem? Or are you going to go on about how all of her guards also have the exact same color of coat and eyes?

>>31979274

She should've caught on when he turned out to be such an ass man (or, well, pony). No, Twilight, anal isn't a normal part of foreplay, read a book about sexual relations some day you can pick it out yourself if you're uncomfortable asking Spike to find it.

Sensible bites girls!

Sensible bites!

>>31979332
I USED TO BE FASHIONABLE LIKE YOU
THEN I TOOK A CUFFLINK TO THE KNEE

Why do I want to fuck this french horse so badly /co/.

>>31979332

They guard the throne itself, its clear they are the top dogs of the guard hierarchy.

The pegasi guards seem to be more general purpose

>>31979361
Luna demonstrated; Alicorns aren't invincible.

>>31979369

I want to agree with you about distrusting ass men, but in a world where girls don't have tits and everyone's got their ass in the air you'd just have to deal with the fact that dudes would be attracted to sexy asses above all else.

>>31979224

>>31979387
Fancypants gave me a weird boner too.

>>31979387

because she spent all her screen time flashing bedroom eyes and making sultry poses?

>>31979344
So they're basically Mexicans? Soon Equestria will be speaking Sponish instead of Equestrish? Will the Unicorns form a minute mare group that stands at the borders to keep the Earth ponies in their own country? Does that make Pegasus the Canadians of Equestria since they come from the "north"?

>>31979402
Not every insurgent has access to the only thing we know that can defeat one though.

What the shitting Christ happened to this man in 11 months?

>>31979387
Dem bedroom eyes.

>>31979361
For reasons of ceremony and tradition.
No one actually needs true guards, except for simple security reasons (i.e. not letting commoners into the VIP box).
I highly doubt the utopia that is Ponyville has assassination attempts, especially on a god.

>>31979404
In show the only distinguishing features are their manes and sometimes eye shapes.

>>31979404

>Life without boobs

Finally, I discover the reason why I wouldn't want to live in Equestria.

List of essential episodes MLP has yet to do:
Beach episode, Mindswap episode, Alternate universe episode, Breedswap episode, Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift), Big City episode, Xmas Episode, Secret Admirer episode, Parents visit episode, Valentines day episode, Clipshow episode, Travel inside an X episode, Past never happened episode, Rainbow Dash sleeping episode

>>31979317
But Dash and Starscream aren't like that, they're more like roommates, aren't they?
or is this everyone misreading Rainbow Dash and Starscream's relationship as being "closer than normal". everyone forgetting he lives in her digestive track
>>31979203
Of course, Spartans didn't inter-breed with non-Spartans, especially not the women! That would be disgusting.

Why wasn't Spike at Twilight's birthday party? Has Twilight replaced him with real friends?

Why is he called Fancy Pants


When pants does not exist

>>31979382

They're preparing their mouths for massive Decepticon robo-cock

>>31979428
or so the princess would have you believe

>>31979425
He got LAZY.

>>31979123
You didn't watch the Winter Wrap Up episode, then?

>>31979361
To guard against Oliver Coltwell and his Roundmanes.

BUT IF THE CELEBRATION WILL HAPPEN DURING THE WINTER

DOES IT MEAN THERE WILL BE A COLD WAR?

Rarity in lots of fancy dresses.

Twilight in that VERY beautiful unfinished dress.

The mane six dancing the shit out of the episode and being hillariously uncouth.

LOTS of ponies with rather unique looks.

The most hillarious Derpy cameo yet.

And a beautiful Rarity song.

I LOVE this episode.

>>31979468

that background pony creeps me out

>>31979444
Pants exist, but they're only available to the richest/most influential ponies in Equestria, and they're only worn the the most special of occasions. Fancy Pants obviously owns the most pants out of every other pony.

>>31979425
Just stop following him and posting his shit

>>31979444

because Fancy Exposed Buttocks just doesn't have the same ring

>>31979123
>Celestia likes what she sees

>>31979468
Winter Wrap Up was about bringing spring, not celebrating a holiday.

why would he be called jet set if there are no jets

>>31979444
You dont watch the show right?

>>31979392
It makes sense to me.
Pegasi guards are more moble, and able to fly, like the princesses they are supposed to guard. You wouldn't want earth pony guards getting stuck on the ground while the princess has to fly somewhere.

Unicorns are probably best for emplaced guards. More versatile than earth ponies, but less mobile and probably less hardy.

>In “Hearth’s Warming Eve” the six friends are honored to put on Canterlot's most important play of the season, the Hearth's Warming Eve's holiday pageant that illustrates how Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies put aside their differences and founded Equestria.

mitebcool

>>31979435
he got out....and well....he grew accustom to her and Dash's whole "I hate being alone" thing

>>31979444
Pants is a pony euphemism for big fat horse cock

>>31979524
Show?

>>31979503

>>31979452
>Blue Scootaloo

>>31979491
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>31979435
>they're more like roommates

He's less a roommate and more a tenant.

>>31979444
Rairity's mom would tell you otherwise

Also there are no pants fancy enough to hold Fancypanbt's swag, it'd automatically tunr on to defend itself if you tried and there'd be several mares ready to tear the pants off again anyway

>>31979361
Probably more ceremonial to be honest. Granted anything that would hurt Celestia or Luna would make short work of a bunch of dog and pony show guards (pun semi-intended).

>>31979452
>archery cutie mark

>>31979443
Spike was too tired to travel all the way to Canterlot after giving Twilight everything she needed to bring the party there. Spike's a hard working motherfucker.

or he was busy with another bounty hunting job.

>>31979443

You don't invite your fucking laptop to your birthday.

Nah, but seriously, that was clearly an 'adult' party, Pinkie Pie stylings aside. They were drunk! Probably talking all the girl talk and stuff.

Twilight's welcome to Ponyville party was much more general invitation, sometimes you gotta be age-appropriate.

>still no Pinkie Pie episode
>still no Fluttershy episode
>still no Applejack episode

Your chances are looking slim there Scootaloo.

>>31979230
Say, did anyone else notice that that mouth showed up in this episode on Rarity?

We also got a bonus variant for the almost-head-on face, too.

>>31978789
>Unicorn only club
>Most of the ponies in that pic are earth

Are you serious?

>>31979431
That's like saying all white people look alike. They all look the same to us because we aren't ponies.

If I ever wrote a Humans in Equestria >fanfiction it would have the humans swapping their clothing the mess with the ponies who can't tell them apart.

>>31979558
and only one mare ready to put them on

>>31979468
>Those two ponies are next to each other!
>They must be fucking!
How scandalous!

>>31979577
>that was clearly an 'adult' party, Pinkie Pie stylings aside. They were drunk!
IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON FOR LITTLE GIRLS!

>>31979530
mitebcool indeed.

I hope they at least have SOME semblance of continuity. Discord, NMM, fuck, I don't even... or can care if they throw in some OC figures.

Because the whole universe isn't JUST the main 6. You need more than 20 characters in a show if you're incorporating history into it

>you will never fondle Fancy Pants's disturbingly massive horsecock

>>31979606

>>31979492
what was her cameo?

>>31979611
>taking this discussion seriously

1-5 I go to bed now 6-0 I wait until this thread ends
>>31979581
I did. Funny that they didn't bother me anymore.

>>31979587

Wait, all white people DON'T look alike?

Shit, I need to get more white friends.

>>31979369
Imagine how Big Mac feels. Not only does he have to worry about Twilight finding out, Rarity spilling the beans, but he also has to worry about his sister who likely wouldn't approve - and being the pony of Honesty, would tell Twilight straight away.

The worst part is that Twilight would probably understand, and if he explained from the beginning would play along surely. Would probably check on Caramel for him when she visits.

>>31979555
How would starscream pay his rent? Keeping her regular?

>Hearth's Warming Eve
Can't wait for Dash to forget her lines

>>31979443

Spike probably didn't care to revisit Canterlot after the events of the gala, especially if they celebrated her birthday in the morning and he made plans for the afternoon.

Besides, Spike already gave Twilight her birthday present before she left for Canterlot. With his mouth in her vagina

Hey everyone, I got the Fancy Pants! Am I part of the Elite now?!

>>31979529

Actually I think pegasi would be the least durable, even less so than unicorns. They are probably more lightly built due to the fact they are fliers. I would rank them the most frail of all 3, assuming they all made equal efforts at staying in shape.

I think pegasi mobility is just so good that it trumps all their other weaknesses. You need a pony somewhere fast, you need a pegasi. They would be the best choice as couriers and as we have seen, guards for when the princess wants to go somewhere distant, quickly. Probably why they are most often seen outside of Canterlot.

>>31979468

>Those two ponies are next to each other!
>They must be fucking!

HURR DURR.

Rarity looks 20% more marshmallow in this shot than normal.

>>31979493
I think it's a statue. The Mayor has poor taste.

>>31979619
I bet Trophy Wife's holes are ruined for normal use now.

>>31979611
Thats why they were drinking "Silly juice"

Goddamn were the other mane six drunk at that party. It was so obvious.

>>31979623
>MARES FUCKING MARES
Surely all morals have gone down the sink!

>>31979654
She will be late and will ruin it someway

>>31979625
I think it was a Zoolander reference.

>>31979644
>Calvin & Hobbes

>>31979659
I miss that show.

>>31979667
Rarity looks so fat when compared to Fluer's sharp angles.

OMG SO DIZ IS MAH PONI PICTAR I HOOP EVERYPONI(OMGLOL) LIKES

>>31979682
She'll forget her lines and start making it up as she goes along before somebody corrects her.

>>31979443

Spike was there. He was in the punch.

>>31979644
Love that last panel. Best Scootaloo face ever, too.

>>31979696
Or Flur is anorexic

>>31979611
its a cartoon written by bored adults that know what kind of jokes will go over kids heads.

>>31979644
He just can't get back out and Dash is too embarrassed to get him surgically removed.

>>31979684

>/v/ avatarfag

No.

>mfw all this talk about Mexicans without people realizing given certain birthrates that the upper class/whites will be outnumbered very soon by Mexicans.

LOL, anyone else notice that the other animals are sometimes capable of speech? This means Equestria allows if not condones slavery of other species.

I think Pinkie Pie is going to become the most dangerous pony alive. She's already weaponized Parties. Next she'll invent Laughing Gas.

PINKIE PIE IS THE NEXT JOKER

>>31979674
Did you guys see that drink that Rarity nervously gulped down right before facing down her drunk-as-skunk friends at the party?

Totally booze.

>>31979659
Holy shit! Dems some fancy-ass pants!

How the fuck did the rest of the mane six even get into the garden party? Isn't it exclusive?

>>31979696
she can't help it

>>31979705
Yeah, sounds totally like Rainbow Dash.

also celestia must find it fucking weird that all trophy wives aspire to look exactly like her

>>31979664

But oversexualization is fun.

>>31979644
panders to her ego, clean her insides, save her from cup cakes Pinkie, touch her in places when they are alone

>>31979712
Or a recolored Princess Luna.

>>31979726
Like all cool ponys, they crash all the partys, and no one can stop them

>>31979726

Twilight being the Princess's prized student and being allowed to use the royal ballroom for her birthday probably got them past security. It also probably helps that the Princess doesn't give two shits about the social bullshit of the aristocracy.

>>31979730
>>31979712
I need anorexic, angular Rarity now.

what if no ponies are fucking because they don't have genitalia you dense assholes

>>31979746
Unicorn plastic surgery?

>>31979750
is actually retarded

Were fluttershy's birds shitting all over the party guests?

OMG SO DIS TIME I LIEK. COLORED IT? OR SOMETHIN IUNNOLOL
DAH PICTAR IS OF PINKIEPENISDASH OND ISn'T SHE SO PRETTEH

>>31979772
>natural mammalian reproduction
IT'S CONFIRMED BY FAUST PONIES FUCK EACH OTHER, SILLY

>>31979669
She's probably too coked-out half the time to feel anything anyway.

>>31979719
>This means Equestria allows if not condones slavery of other species.

Another idea for a Human in Equestria >fanfiction. Some guy shows up and is thrown into a pen as soon as he sets foot in Ponyville.

>>31979800
faust already said that her comments are just fan interpretations and not canon

>>31979757
>touch her in places
Like, her upper intestine?

>>31979763

I think she put them in the ballroom *because* the garden party was happening right outside it. I think she has a little bit of Discord in her personality.

Look at her reaction to the main six trashing the Gala. She thought it was awesome. I think she likes to see the aristocracy squirm as much as we do.

>>31979782
Birds are dusty and dirty, man.

Also, Fluttershy forgot to shower that day. Being a hippie means that she showers at 3PM, and TS etc dragged her out to Canterlot before then.

>>31979606
The Caramel/Big Mac ship is by no means new. The fact that Caramel seems close to Big Mac, and that they are one of the few stallions in a primarily Filly county (in which a majority of the ships are lespony) sort of adds to the mix.

Besides, it's just someone's ship, not hurting anyone. No need to be a homophobic faggot

>>31979717
she hates being alone

>>31979746

Maybe for the first century.

Then for the second century she probably found it maudlin how they all grew old and died - generation after generation of mares trying to be close to her, to live and look close to her, yet ultimately succumbing to the cycle of life and death in the way that she doesn't.

Then eventually it all recedes into the background, the faint noise of the living that the immortal tune out.

>>31979662
So would you say Rainbow Dash's ability to crach the face of cliffs when she crashes into them is an exception rather than a sign of the standard of Pegasi?

Well, we all have different opinions on the episode, but there's one thing we can agree on.

Twilight looked very pretty in her new dress.

>>31979800
>PONIES FUCK EACH OTHER SILLY

>>31979831
She came up with the setting so I will take her word over everything but the show itself.

>>31979831
>implying any of the staff she personally recruited and many of whom are her RL friends would contradict her opinion on the fictional world she created

>>31979664
isn't that like
how all of the ships in this fandom are based

>>31979858
No she didn't. It looked like a nightgown.

>>31979858
It was a shitty dress that Rarity put no effort into.

>>31979858
But Twilight is always pretty.

>>31979662
Explain Dash's athleticism then. Bear in mind that being lighter for flight doesn't mean weaker. Dash and other pegasi travel really really fast in the air. To be able to withstand that would require quite a bit of strength in their bones and muscles.

>>31979825

Cages make everything sad. I wonder why?