>applespike

That's been dying on the vine so long show-wise

>>31977238
From Spike's frown, it looks like she's forcing him to kiss her

>>31977308
But... so... weirdly cute.

>>31977030
>But how can you ship Applejack with Spike when you ship Spike with Apple Bloom man Spike just gets all the poon doesnt he
Spike the bike.
hell, the entire Ponyville supply of dragon dildos exists because Pinkie found some plaster of paris and sleeping pills

>>31977342
>hell, the entire Ponyville supply of dragon dildos exists because Pinkie found some plaster of paris and sleeping pills

Have you drawn this?

So, I was some faggot that posted earlier.

I went and watched back todays episode with a flatmate, and decided that while Rarity is not best pony, it was a damn site better episode than the last one

>>31977341
I just get sad when Spike grows up.

>>31977341

D'awwwww

>>31977386
>and decided that while Rarity is not best pony, it was a damn site better episode than the last one

You are welcome here.

>>31977342
you beter draw this now

also i didin;t realsie spike's dick changed shape

>>31977342
Those seem kind of small unless they're the last foot or something.

Where do you think Fancy Pants got his money from?

>>31977342

But Spike is a baby dragon how could his partisan possibly be the correct size to satisfy an adult mare

Also it's not a big thing but I feel strangely vindicated now that the show has decisively proved that Twilight Sparkle is a horrible dancer

it's strangely cute though

>>31977435

He's old money, obviously.

>>31977415
My Waifurage brews up every time I see that comic.

>>31977342
She gets one ever year from Spike on her birthday.
I wonder if she gets the hint?

>>31977342
It has to be something other than plaster of paris, even reptiles with penile bones probably won't stay erect long enough (especially sleeping / incapacitated) to get a casting from that wet goopy stuff.

We are using this shit thread?

>>31977450

At least all that fanon is dead now. She's really fucking white.

>>31977435
I CANT SAY IT BECAUSE MAGIC HHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MAD? YOU MAD CHRISTIAN FAG?
YOU MAD? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>31977388
Well, if you don't mind
>Fanfiction
try looking up "it takes a village" it's one that has a semi-grown up spike and everyone's actually not even old, just older. It's pretty good in my opinion.

>>31977461
The other thread's OP was a faggot and deleted his thread.

Also, MyLittleBrony Memebase sucks cocks.

>>31977435
Trust fund.

Yes I really fucking want him to be Batman, shut up

>>31977435
Diamond mine far away operated by impoverished Zebras. Think of blood diamonds.

>>31977458
oh god

i just realised all the sexual inneuendo glitter glue could due to to the spike birthday plot of the next episode

>birthday blowjobs.jpg

>>31977450
It's her unabashed enthusiasm.

>>31977465
I still say she's a nerdy, awkward black chick

>>31977457
>My Waifurage brews up every time I see that comic.
Which one in particular if I may ask

>>31977484
>spike birthday plot
I think you just answered your own question

>>31977460
Dental alginate!

>>31977479
hey fuck you

it's everyone else's fault for not using it

face it, you bastards love shipping and want the fandom to become as shitty as possible because you suck!

>>31977513
Fluttershy
But it's only because it's Snails that got her.

>>31977464
Rarity would never allow Twilight to be seen in those uncouth sandals.

>>31977479
Do you enjoy being a brony? Do you fap to your pony waifu son?

>>31977480
He'd still need a company then, and now I actually want to see him in some superhero alias.

>>31977513
> putting up with a 'only on your birthday' blowjob schedule
> in Equestrian year 1000
Goddamn it Spike, be less beta.

I get the feeling you guys enjoy fanart more than the show.

obligatory there's a show joke goes here.

>>31977513
oh that reminds me

you never did show doll applejack interacting with spike, or anyone

oh well, i suppose i'll have to wait for appletini using spike's tailscales in a very innapropriate way or soemthing

>>31977551
all the decent people is sleeping, now only ponyfuckers are here, disgusting

I'm surprised nobody has shooped wings on Fancypants' bitch.

You'd think the Tia-fags would have been all over it.

>>31977450
>>31977464
>>31977505
>>31977509
She's quite the dancer by Indian standards.

>>31977563
I take exception to that.

>>31977563
Weren't the night threads supposed to be good?
Also everyone's on Roses stream.

>>31977563
faget

>>31977480
>Batman
>Implying that he isn't Pony Stark.

>>31977450
At least Twilight's dancing didn't hurt anyone

>>31977532
Is this any better?

>>31977575
Stream some drawing or something while I'm still conscious.
>>31977550
But Twilight's like a mother to him, it's like incest.

>>31977571
She is so adorable wailing away trying to dance like a spaz.

>>31977577
Yeah, but as you said, everyone is at Rose's stream, now there are only /b/tards here see
>>31977575
>>31977582

Slow thread is slow.
Give me a request. I may draw it.

>this will never happen to you
;_;

>>31977594
faggot

>>31977608
yourself stabbing a hobo for his sandwich

>>31977606
But Full Stop draws.

>>31977608
Applejack learing to cope with the amutation of her bucking legs

>>31977626
yeah, but he is a retard

>>31977608
Applejack uisng a flame-thrower.

>>31977550
Maybe if they're already having sex then birthday head would be a lame compromise, but if this is all they get, if they're not even going out, it seems like a pretty rad gift.

>>31977597
"You're not my mommy."

He sees her as a boss, and for God's sakes I'd expect more blowjobs from a casual sex relationship than once-a-year, on-your-birthday.

>>31977608
Spike making a scrunchy face

>>31977626
i do too

>>31977567
I bought that game some time ago, and I really need to get around to playing it.

>>31977509

>Implying black people can dance terribly

IT'S IN THEIR BLOOD MAN.

So, seriously, Beatnik Rarity is pretty much the best thing I could ever ask for. She seriously looks so good with semi-straight hair. The beret isn't necessary, but god damn.

Also, Fancy Pants is Hoity Toity's ex. Super head canon.

>>31977594
Eh, I laughed.
But it's still nagging there, on the back of my head.

>>31977594
Yes, much better.

>>31977618
Who drew this?

>>31977608
The airship carpet bombing some diamond dogs

>>31977618
God damn it.

>>31977647
Your headcanon is wrong because he is not a faggot.

>>31977608

Pinkie Pie shooting things out of her party cannon.

>>31977608
Draw the dragon from Dragonshy reminiscing about the pony who raised him.

Possibly who looks like Fluttershy, which would explain why he listened to her.

Is there any more Lonely Island pony art?

>>31977509
Blacks, Indians and Hispanics all dance like gods, she is obiviously white

>>31977668
>Lonely Island

You mean like THIS Lonely Island?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM

>They should make the next villain needlessly creepy, not only would she look almost exactly like Twilight, her behavior makes you think she wants to molest her.

>>31977594

Personally I like Appledoll and Spike.

>>31977647
> semi-straight-hair Rarity
I would fuck that until I didn't have fluids left.

>>31977675
...What?

>>31977590
Only because she was outdoors.
In a confined space, there would be nothing left but blood and broken monocles.

Is Derpy going to always be in the background now?
Also, why do all of you people have an obsession with shipping?

Spike is the best male pony
the main cast besteness levels go as follows

RARITY - TWILIGHT - APPLEJACK TIED
DASH
FLUTTERSHY
PINKIE PIE

>>31977647
I'd like to think Hoity Toity and Fancy Pants might be brothers.

>>31977686
yes

>>31977668

No.

Now that I think of it, Dash might make a good trainer

>>31977668

I laughed heartily. Thank you for the pic.

>>31977697
Because most of us do not have sex phobias

>>31977658
>hanging out with models
>goes to art galleries
>likes Rarity's friends

nope, he's definitely gay

>>31977721
> confusing 'gay' with 'not a fucking troll'
GTFO

>>31977697

Better than them caving and giving her an episode of her own.

I kind of like her as the Where's Waldo character. Though, I wish they'd make spotting her harder, like during the Dash/FS duet.

>>31977715
Just because I don't make up fake stories about fake things doesn't mean I have a sex phobia.

>>31977697
>Also, why do all of you people have an obsession with shipping?

I think that all fandoms do that. You should see the Warhammer 40K Generals on /tg/.

>>31977758
>40k
>shipping
What, why, no, what, why?!

>>31977689
>Personally I like Appledoll and Spike.
>>31977662
>Personally I like Applejack and Spikedoll.
Hm. I don't think I ever did much with either of these.

Maybe I need to start drawing the dolls again.

>>31977686
>I GOT HEPATITIS C FROM A HORSE BUT NO CONFUSION
>IT WASN'T FROM THE SEX, IT WAS THE BLOOD TRANSFUSION

>it wasn't from the sex

>>31977590
>My girl's name is Senora
>I tell ya, friends I adore
>And when she dances o, brodda!
>she's a hurricane all kinds o' weather!

>>31977594

Glitter Glue what would Ice Pack think of his lady colleague that we saw in this episode?

>>31977769
I thought you were drawing hats

>>31977769
You could

Y'know

Do Cheerilee

If you wanted

>>31977618
I'm quite fine with that scenario never happening.

>>31977769
No all you need to do is draw more Spike
a lot more Spike
with every member of the cast

>>31977721
>implying being cultured to being gay

Silly anon, next you'll say 4chan is full of virgins, and basement dwellers.

>>31977769
Dolls again? At least use FS and Snails.

So, let's talk about how Fancy Pants is the biggest bro in Canterlot. Like, we're talking Broseidon, King of the Brocean tier for this motherfucker.

why was ditzy doo in canterlot wearing a paper bag on her head and a pearl necklace. Does she get invited to those kinds of parties?

>>31977758
>Warhammer 40K shipping

What is this shit? brony time or what? Someone burn this thread to the ground.

>>31977739
I'm not sure what the connection between being straight and being a troll is.

I mean, I love dick AND making insecure straight faggots angry. :3c

>>31977758
>oh boy i would that underaged spees mehrine with my heresy filled daemon rod

>>31977721
>>likes Rarity's friends
>He is gay because he like 5 hot asses

>>31977790
I don't even know what he's been drawing since the dolls.

>>31977802
it's like the movie party for losers
rich people invite poor retards to nice dinner parties so they can laugh at them

>>31977618
>He turns into a girl
>Get a boner
I...

>>31977791
He has

>>31977791
Let's be honest. ANYONE could do Cheerilee if they wanted.

>>31977739

>Confusing "not a fucking troll" with "A gentlemen with taste who doesn't care about whether or not someone's a part of high society"

I liked him. Also, was it just me or did he look a lot like Blueblood? Maybe he has some royal blood in him.

>>31977743
I didn't think about that. It would be pretty good if she did end up as a Where's Waldo.

>>31977808
Why do you hate relationships

Today's episode really spoke to me as a guy who procrastinates on terribly important things for social occasions. In fact, I've got an essay that's very nearly due just under this browser window as I type this!

>>31977817

Mainly his male prostitute zebra character

>>31977816
This is why everyone here will forever be a virgin who request a picture of their pony waifu to be buried with them.

>>31977769
well considiering what you were going to do with Fancypants, this might be a good idea

>>31977819

>>31977819

I know who I want to take me home

>>31977802
Because Derpy's lineage is an offshoot from Luna, the same way Blueblood is distantly related to Celestia

>>31977768
>>31977803
>>31977814
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>31977857
Ponychan time!

>>31977842

>under this browser window
>putting your windows above and beneath instead of side-to-side

>>31977842
>procrastinating
>on MLPG
Well you don't say?
I should be drawing even now. And it's 5 in the morning.

>>31977779
She's obviously a hangers-on, not a comfort mare. If anything Ice Pack would express some jealousy she has quite so much money, but in general he prefers having challenge and variety in his clientele.

>>31977832
I liked him for leveraging his status to be bro as fuck, but also because he sounded a lot like John Cleese.

>>31977618
This appeals greatly to my forced TF fetish.

>>31977842

Solution: Pretend it doesn't exist until your professor bursts through your window to check up on your progress

Seriously, Rarity is the worst pony

>>31977888

You have a forced Team Fortress fetish?

>>31977618
This artist reminds me of that faggot who draws the Wotch. He's been at it for the better part of a decade and he still draws like an amateur with no fucking sense for aesthetics, proportion, or layout.

Also, I very much want Rarity to come to my house and make me a pretty pony.

>>31977892
Not really, RD cemented her place with the last two episodes.

>>31977819
Transwoman here.

Just letting you know, this is how it starts.

>>31977897
I would let you force Team Fortress onto me, anon. Be gentle, though.

>>31977435
Fancy Pants is probably a member of the Royal Line.
He's like third in line for the throne, after Celestia, Luna.

Rarity even said he's "the most important pony in Canterlot." This is probably due to the fact they don't consider the princesses "ponies," as they're more like gods. However, an alternative could be that he was a powerful bureaucrat who married into the royal line (i.e. the female pony he is seen with). The possibly that she is related to royal line is from that she looks almost exactly like "young" Celestia (minus the wings).

Either way, it's probably less that he has money and more that he has political power that really makes him so influential. For all we know he could simply be the equivalent of the Lord Speaker, provided the ponies actually have a constitutional monarchy with a Pony Parliament.

>>31977873
I'm flipping between practicing poses and participating in this thread.

Because that's how I get better at things, exclusively do the stuff I'm worst at, really persistently

Trying to make poni anatomy do poses from Party Rock Anthem

>>31977905

>>Also, I very much want Rarity to come to my house and make me a pretty pony.


>>31977909

>>31977832
He's got Blueblood's body type. Very heavily built unicorn.

In addition to being way more bro he's probably also less of a wuss.

>>31977906
That's silly, Dash cemented her place as best pony for me long ago.

>>31977817
>I don't even know what he's been drawing since the dolls.
According to my folder:
/ss/
spike and mac as bros
applespike
gore
alternate nightmare night costumes
prostitution
cuddling and/or polyamory
drunk twist
rapist fluttershy
dashabuse
goblin twilight
more spike
sexually awkward twilight
ponies turned into hats
and ponies on the internet

We see the ponies lifting Twilight Sparkle into the air multiple times in a row, with relative ease. We need to calculate how high that distance was (and use that to determine her launch velocity) and use her estimated mass to estimate how much force was used to lift her off the ground. (While we're at it, let's calculate what Equestria's gravity is so we can do the conversions from mass to weight, accordingly) Now, we need to use that to average how much weight a pony neck can comfortably carry, and reference that back to Dragonshy to determine how heavy the bag that Big Mac put onto Applejack was, since he was lifting with his neck. Then, use that to determine what the weight that a pony can carry on its back for an extended period of time and length of distance to calculate how strong a pony's back is.

I expect results first thing tomorrow morning.

>>31977897
QUIKCLY LOOK AWAY

ITS A PICTURE OF A PONY WEARING A HAT

OH NO IT'S TOO SEXUALIZED FOR 4CHAN MODS CANT ALLOW ME TO POST THIS

>>31977920
Hey, me too! Nothing like a late night Sketchy seshy while browsing the MLPG.

>>31977905
fag

>>31977931
>ponies turned into hats
>alternate costumes
Well shit, I'm sad I missed those.

>>31977802
She's a celebrity in Canterlot because everyone thinks that she's an eccentric performance artist whose displays defy the cultural stagnation of high society without being too threatening.

What they don't know is that she's actually derp. Very much so.

>That feel when you want to fap but you have nothing to use.

>>31977923
Already too late. Not trans late, but still. This is nothing new.

Glitter Glue's art looks distinctly familiar.

Has he/she drawn Boxdog?

>>31977923
Well, it IS how it starts. Or at least, well, it did in my experience. It wasn't until I explored those new sexual and romantic feelings 'what if it were possible to change from male to ... ?' that things really started to make any kind of sense. I'd always hated being 'butch' and it wasn't until I explored cross-dressing and roleplay that I realized, well, I really identified as a woman.

So just telling you, this is how it starts.

>>31977973
you're in for one hell of a rude awakening

>>31977960
here you go
see if you can get them all
in retrospect I really should have added Spike after all

>Glittershit
>Blank pony is best pony
>why boners

I wouldn't be lying if I didn't say I loved this.

>>31977974

>>31977913
>Gentle
>TF2
Oh no, boy... oh no... We're going to the pro-servers. I'm gonna cram an assload of unlocks and hats on you, and glue the god damn headset to your ears.

oh, also, you will only be allowed to play Medic, Engie, Spy, or Sniper, no general combat classes for you.

>>31977973
I can't possibly post a slow enough slowpoke.

>>31977931

hey draw more /ss/

wait no how bout some cuddling and/or polyamory

or no do sexually awkward twilight

no wait dammit too much to choose from

>>31977991
> TRANS why boners
It's an improvement over whyboners.

>>31977974
I don't think I desire to be a woman, but the idea of becoming one through magic is a bit erotic.

>>31977963
Nothing to use?
In terms of what?

Material for fapping: Computer
Accessory for fapping: Your Hand
Place to fap/contain your semen: I assume you have a bathroom with a functional toilet

The only thing I could see you not having would be a chance to get from where your sitting to the bathroom with your computer without being seen. In which case, you should grow the fuck up.

Anybody else notice the Pokey-Pierce pony next to Rarity at the charity auction during the song? His red coat made him look a lot like Dante.

>>31977963
I lost it at Angel as Milou.

This thread is going places

>>31978002
BUT WHAT'S THE SAFE-WORD?

>>31978002
I forgot my pic.

>>31977480

you mean bruce mane?

>>31977962

What if

What if

Guys what if

Derpy was only PRETENDING to be retarded?

>>31978022
>Fapping over a toilet.
People actually do this?

>>31977897
>Get home from a long day of studying for exams
>My roomie is waiting for me
>I toss my bag down and back toward the door
>I throw up my hands in defense, but he has already grabbed me.
>He throws me onto the bed, stripping off my jacket
>He shoves his laptop into my hands.
>Before I know it I'm giving him a full stream of medic beam as he shows the other team just how "heavy" he is, with his HUGE minigun
>We start to get rough, and we're rising through the scoreboard faster and faster
>Someone starts screaming about hacking on the mic, and I have to forcibly clamp down my teeth to keep from blowing my ubercharge right there
>We get into the enemy base and bowl over a sentry, I'm panting and sweating up a storm now
>We grab the intel, and I'm full of shame and humiliation, knowing I shouldn't be playing this casual shooter, much less dominating half the enemy team
>We roll back to the enemy base, and I'm edging fiercely.
>My roomie gets sniped from 150% HP and barely survives
>It's too much to handle
>I blow my ubercharge and we stomp the whole team
>My name goes to the top of the leaderboard
>now EVERYONE KNOWS I PLAY TEAM FORTRESS TWO
>IRL, I am visibly blushing as hard as can be, panting and hiding my throbbing erection at my humiliation
>The charge wears off and we cap the intel, winning the round
>I collapse, visibly exhausted
>My roomie lights up and looks over and asks "Was it good for you?"

>>31978015
I don't desire to be a woman because magic is what it'd take to get me there.

The idea of bein' able to try it out for a day, though? I'd do it in a second.

I kind of wish Rarity had opened her introductions with "Yeah I'm the one from the fucking stain glass in the castle, never mind the one in the hotel suite. You read a newspaper lately?" She shouldn't have to prove herself to anybody in society, she should already have won their game on their terms.

>>31978047
>>>/v/

>>31978040
Hey, guys, guys, what if, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but
DERPY IS NOT RETARDED

>>31978045
Apparently.

Gross.

>>31977964
VA for shampoo from ranma 1/2 (english dub) is now doing spike's voice

THE MORE YOU KNOW

also, ian james corlett (sweetie belle VA's dad) was dr. tofu

>>31978022
>Material for fapping: Computer
I dont have this.

>>31978058
Sorry, that goes against official fanon.

>>31978052
She isn't Rainbow Dash

>>31978058
Then why would she be called Derpy?

>>31978022
I just spew it all over the floor while listening to metal, fuck tissue papers.

>>31978054
That isn't even copypasta. That's ORIGINAL CONTENT.

MADE PAINSTAKINGLY FOR YOU. FOR YOU, DAMMIT.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR YOUR SICK URGES?

>>31978071
>rule34.paheal.net
>clopfic.heroku.com
Fap your penis sore.

>>31978032
>>31978002
You guys are hilarious.
>>31978040
>IMPLYING she's retarded in the first place.

Was Rainbow Dash once a colt?

>>31978040

>>31978052
Name the members of Seal Team Six that wasted Osama Bin Laden.

>>31978089
No one cares, be a faggot there instead of making this threads shittier than usual

>>31978040
Derpy's never been retarded, just ditzy
>>31978036
That is now his official name. By day, Bruce Mane; by night, the Dark Neight

>>31978103
Those fuckers didn't come from my country and they didn't save the world.

I'm a little surprised Rarity lying about Dash being the Wonderbolts trainer never came and bit her back in the plot

>>31978099
>implying dash isn't a colt now

>>31978082
It's a stage name. Like Jon Daily, for his show.

>>31978089

if it's any consolation I liked it

Dear Princess Celestia:

Today I learned that my friends are a bunch of inbred morons who wouldn't know quality if it bit them in the ass. I'm never spending more than 30 seconds making a dress for them ever again.

Also, I apologize if the ponies at court start wearing cake frosting to royal functions. That's my bad.

-Rarity

>>31978116
Rarity didn't have to own up to ANY of her lies today

>>31978092
>fapping to ponies

>>31978134
My pleasure. Have some Rainbow Dash.

>>31978116
>implying that was a lie