teach me how to brony

>>31971199

I prefer ponies who blow bots.

wiener

How can pony robot?

and no hot drinks

>>31971967
I TELLS YA, IT WAS A GOD DAMN SPACE ALIEN

>>31971967
Cool beans as always.

aw yeah! it's like you were calling me to post this

>>31971987

>Motherfucker, I'm awesome!

>>31971967
Adorable.

I watch the show but MLP General has become fucking horrible. Even if there is a new episode all they do is post porn, I'm sick of it.

It's nice to find threads like the ones on /v/ where we come together and appreciate the show without it turning into a ponyfucker circle jerk

AJ WHEN SHE SEES MY DICK

>>31971987
Twilight builds the illegally.

Next up. Spike episode... oh dear.

>coloring
>saw some awesome painted-style color jobs applying color theory and some crispy brushes
>decide to emulate that style
>this happens

welp, fuck this, i'll try later

anyone remember that color theory tutorial page?

>>31971964
1. Wear "20% Cooler" shirts
2. Shove MLP into everyones face
3. make MLP part of who you are
4. go to Ponychan

so did anyone consider coloring http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/92987 ?

>>31972002
>nice ones
>on /v/

Bitches never do what they're supposed to...

>>31971967
Hahahaha! Thank you Tess.

>>31971987

can we start a thread properly around here

>>31972014
Spike could reduce Rarity's number by a tenth?

>>31972014
lookin forward to it!

>you will never own a horse and train it to blow you on command

m0therlessDOTcom/635B8BF

>>31972027
hey, that's pretty good.

>>31972014
>that's a rarity right there

daily overdose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-KspZegsE&feature

>>31972002
Leave the thread as soon as it hits 300 posts. The more shameless ponyfuckery waits until then.

Why is Rarity so perfect /co/?

>>31972027
This'n?
http://fav.me/d31xj5t

>>31972069
>not posting improved version

>>31972014
Spike's rep has taken a beating ever since that fucking owl episode, I hope he can make a comeback

>>31972002
>I watch the show but MLP General has become fucking horrible.
On some days, its kind of like (GIF).

What is with this obsession with ponies? I don't watch ponies and frankly I don't understand it. I come from /v/, /g/, and /sci/ and they are constantly flooded with ponies, which lead me to the uneducated understanding that all "bronies" are /b/-fags who want attention and spout pony shit to piss people off. But as I said I don't watch the show so maybe I don't understand the allure of it.

Why do you guys watch this show that is clearly designed with the pre-teen girl in mind? I don't think it's a 4chan thing because I see it on Youtube, Deviantart, Facebook and more; even my university has a My Little Pony club (seriously, what the fuck?). Since it's not only on 4chan, I like to think its not a perverse sexual deviancy. Am I wrong?

Pic related: I don't understand what this means at all, but I saved it off of /v/ to go alongside my questioning.

>>31972104
Because you were thinking of Twilight Sparkle and misspelled her name.

>>31972120
>episode about Spike's jew insticts being triggered

>>31971990

Holy shit that's awesome

Just got here, how did everyone like today's episode?
I thought it was pretty damn good, even compared to the other episodes in Season 2. I enjoyed the insights into the Canterlot culture, as well as seeing that the "elite" all think of themselves as superior when basically all they do is cling to the thoughts of the social class's leaders (Fancy Pants, Celestia, etc.). These leaders while being surrounded by the "elite" culture still can appreciate the more down-to-earth culture that exists in Ponyville, unlike the followers who are repulsed by it.

>>31972111
Thank you based Tess.

>>31972116
>She doesn't grin in yours

>>31972081

is that real

>mfw mlp general is more hated by the rest of the internet than ponychan is

>>31972156

thought it was pretty swell myself. Loved all the fancy ponies

>>31972146
sweet, thanks.

>>31972133
Because people can like things you dont like.

>>31972132
It's more like this.

>>31972190
I HEAR YOU TOUCHING YOURSELF FACELESS

>>31972182
Yeah. Check it out.

>>31972014

There have been quite a few birthdays in this series so far.

On an unrelated note, didn't they say in today's episode that the Gala was coming up? Is it the S1 gala and this ep just takes place before that, or is it a new Gala?

>>31972141
Twilight isn't perfect, either.
Just perfect for me
;_;

>>31972104
The entire mane six are perfect, anon.

Though much like you, I too have a preference for Rarity.

>>31971990
HAH. The next time I'm just making cultures, I'm totally doing that.

>>31972183
This is bullshit because more people in the fandom know about ponychan than /co/.

>>31972201
it's a weather balloon

>>31972198
What the hell happened in this match? Why didn't he pull away?

>>31972199
SHUT UP OR BEND OVER

>>31972209
Probably a new one, it is a yearly thing after all.

New thread. New progress. Not really working right now as I just made myself dinner.

>>31972156
Was alright. Took until the final act to pick up, but taken as a whole is at least as good as The Cutie Pox and is a whole lot better than the previous two episodes.

>>31972007

RAINBOW DASH WHEN SHE SEES YOUR DICK

>>31972183

Well we're far into the minority, now. that's why no one important ever comes to the show anymore. That and our loose morals.

>>31972233
He was just doing a shitty job of paying attention.

I think the Protoss in question might have been Idra.

>>31972014
>huge growth spurt that could decimate rarity

Pony should cross universes

>>31972133

We just love squishy marshmellow buttholes.

>>31972183
Most bronies don't even know MLPG exists. We stay out of everyones hair.

>>31972236
If Mrs. Cake would appear behind you right now with a giant horsecock, would you blow her?

>>31972146
Did MS get better at drawing horse dicks or something

these look delicious.

>>31972244
Thats Fluttershy right?

>>31972146
thanks, i needed to lose my boner

>>31972251
Why was Idra playing Protoss?

>>31972260
A horrible, but self contained pit of debauchery and ponies.

>>31972274
Yes.

>>31972221
I'm pretty sure the entire fandom knows about 4chan, at least.

And of course, that means the fandom probably thinks we're a bunch of evil murderers or some shit like that. It probably doesn't help that, for whatever reason, when people outside 4chan think of MLP generals in 4chan, they think of the ones on /b/.

>>31972252

>GROWTH SPURT

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>>31972014
Did Seth really post that false Synopsis of EQD?

So what's the next episode about?

>>31972280
I have no idea what I was saying. Disregard that statement. The Protoss who was playing was shown in the video, and Idra plays Zerg.

Yeah, I have a REALLY bad migraine right now. I should not be using the computer.

It took me SIX attempts to type this post without fucking it up.

>>31972244
weird 4chan ate your image

as in the image link is dead

>>31972260
Except Ponychan's, that is.

>>31972267
maybe? I dunno, man.
I'd certainly suckle on her little breasts, but that's obvious

>>31972274
Pimp Mac and Flutterwhore.

>>31972302
Is not fake.

>>31972304
Spike episode.

>>31972267
Dude, why you gotta ask stuff that I'll obviously answer "fuck yeah I'll even fondle her balls" to?

>>31972268
futa friday stream, just did a >that feel, MS went "god damnit faceless now I gotta draw that" and that OCD aspergers guy Iris threw a bitchfit that I bypassed his little list everyones' requests.

so probably he cared more for the detail in my request.

and the massive size of her cock'n'balls is a welcome bonus.

>>31972209
I'm inclined to believe it's a new Gala, simply because this episode definitely takes place after Lesson Zero.

>>31972268
MS has a folder full of real horse cocks just for references.

I know because he sent me PART of it. PART of it was about 1500 pics. I'm afraid how much he has in his actual folder

>>31972325
Congratulations then, you just got AIDS.

hey! who's haven a good time!

>>31972156

Liked it a lot, the rich bitch ponies made me think of a bunch of hipster ponies crying OCCUPY CANTERLOT though.

>>31972133
>>31972133
>>31972133
>>31972133

I would love some serious replies.

>>31972325

You have limits dude, like puke or non-consent.

you do still have those limits, right?

>>31972321
>Flutterwhore
Flutterhoe.
Fixed.

>>31971995
Go to sleep, Come back for the convencion. ¬¬

going to play the sax! who likes Careless Whisper!?

>>31972346
People like it, thats all you need to know son.

>>31972291
>when people outside 4chan think of MLP generals in 4chan, they think of the ones on /b/
No. When people outside of 4chan think of MLP generals in 4chan, they think of grown men watching/discussing a show for little girls and making porn of it. Neither of the two happens in the /b/ threads.

know what's better then a body pillow?

>>31972132
>>31972198
do you have the .gif of a player misclicking the resource workers twice and then just quitting?

>>31972347
yeah, still no-go on vore, vomit, blood, death, gore and nonconsensual.

>>31972342
xenophilia practically makes passing AIDS from ponies to humans impossible, since, you know, different viruses etc.

>>31972346
If people are flooding with pictures of ponies, it's just trolling. The people from these threads don't do that kind of immature shit.

/b/ loves to troll with ponies because they know their visage will piss people off. The people who spam them don't actually like the show. Those who do like the show keep to ourselves.

>>31972369

the real thing!

NoPony! Le PetitePip Hip!

>>31972211
>I married a Twilight/Fluttershy/Rarity hybrid
>mfw

>>31972209
Season one made numerous references to "This Year's Gala".

It is safe to assume Twilight is simply talking about the one the year after.

>>31972291
/b/ is all about love and tolerance. It's you depraved General fucks who spread your filth wherever you can.

>>31972346
I like the show because it has good, cute, endearing characters, and reminds me of when I was a child. It also has some fairly funny moments, some heartwarming moments, and even some exciting moments.

I used to like the community, too, but nowadays the fandom is all hate and porn, so I mostly only post or visit pony sites on episode days.

feel so good I'm play a 80s metal!

Ponies+Digimon= what?

>>31972342
>get aids
>from giving a futa pony a blowjob

I don't think you understand biology at all

holy cow on a patty Spider-Man! let's poke-battle!

>>31972406
>Twilight/Fluttershy/Rarity hybrid
you can't marry japanese program waifus.

>>31972415

dohoho!

go back to your circlejerk, brony

>>31972314
well that's interesting

>>31971914
>Ponies and robots

Close enough

>>31972405
Thanks dude, it's great!

is this the end for Anti-Venom?

of course not! I have this sandwich!

>still no fucking 1080p

the fuck guys

the fuck

>>31972415
Love and tolerate us, brony.
why won't you, brony boyyy?

can't love and tolerate us? we too black sheep for ya? eh?

piss off to your underagebanboard.

>>31972464
It actually was posted in 1080p in last thread.

>>31972014
Little late, but...
>decimate Rarity
>destroy one tenth of Rarity
Dude what.

>>31972464
What's wrong with 720p?

>>31972446

Stop encouraging anthro

>>31972405

Stop encouraging fanfiction


please?

Who drew these and why does it seem like they were trying too hard?

>>31972039
>>31972146
im gonna clop to this later

>>31972446
Most Welcome!

>>31972474

some people use words as expressions, and not as the exact literal meaning?

>>31972477
it's 360p too little

>>31972473
no it wasn't

>>31972483

Dunno, but that Trixie is incredible!

>>31972489
damnit scootanon
I didn't need to know that

>>31972478
I'm not into anthro, but I needed this hip image.

/anthro and fanfiction discussion

>>31972483
crooked...tree?

>>31972474
dec·i·mate
verb /ˈdesəˌmāt/ 
decimated, past participle; decimated, past tense; decimates, 3rd person singular present; decimating, present participle
Kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage or part of
- the project would decimate the fragile wetland wilderness
- the American chestnut, a species decimated by blight

Drastically reduce the strength or effectiveness of (something)
- plant viruses that can decimate yields

Kill one in every ten of (a group of soldiers or others) as a punishment for the whole group

>>31972478
>Stop encouraging Anthro
I couldn't give less of a fuck.
>Stop encouraging fanfiction
Well this particular one.

>>31972337
The man is dedicated.

>>31972483
I have no idea i just hate that shit.

>>31972483
CrookedTrees drew those.

he's just a good artist. but lately all he does is oddjob japanese artist emulations. search ponibooru for "rainbow_dash twilight scootaloo sweetie_belle" and it should query up his masterpiece.

Can MLPG give me hope?

I need some of that.

Or at least cute ponies

>>31971985

>>31972499
Normally I could care less but that's literally shitting your pants and calling it tomatos.

>>31972478
Stop being a whinefaggot.

>>31972535
>hope
>these days

>>31972304
The next one would be about Spike's Growth spurt and how his aging would affect his pony friends.

After that, Xmas/Thanksgiving Episode on the Foundation of Equestria (or pretty much the government system that was applied after they got rid of that Chaos God) which would then rerun for three weeks straight.

>>31972489
Hey

wanna mutually masturbate?

>>31972535
so... you want CP?

>>31972535

>>31972500
You're right, I thought it was because the guy who posted the 720p vid said 1080p was processing.

I guess it still is...

>>31972337

The man is a professional

So there are no new eps on 12-24-11 and 12-31-11, right?

>>31972534
>masterpiece

I mean, it is drawn fucking very well, but still...

>>31972535
What's the matter, anon?

>>31972562
mite b cool

>>31972534
>>31972508

Actually, Kloudmutt drew the Trixie

>>31972581
We dont know yet.

>>31972562
not really

if you have a horse I'd have sex with it, though

Did everybody enjoy today's episode?

Porn for those who clop to the CMC.

>yfw this is what happens next episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMKUR022as

>>31972585
HIS masterpiece. I dare you to find a picture better than that, of his.

>>31972548

no

>>31972609
I did.

>>31972535
Here have cutest pony.

>>31972609
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyeah it was pretty good

>>31972566
Shut up Scootanon.
The rest of /co/ might hear.

>>31972609
It was okay.

>>31972562
Why don't you just lie back and let me start you off?

>>31972133
>>31972346

You want to know? Simply put, it's a good show. One of the VERY FEW good cartoons on television.
It's not just the bright and vibrant colors and animation, though that is a fair portion of it, but everything else falls into place so well that even if you don't particularly care for girly things you would still enjoy it a lot.

The writing is great, the characters all have distinct and apparent personality traits complete with their own personal flaws and weaknesses, and these characters being played off each other and presented as foils is just enjoyable to watch. Despite their differences they remain the best friends, and it's actually quite interesting to see them manage this dynamic. Every character gets their moment of triumph, and their moment of suck accordingly.

Most importantly, the show does not insult its audience. Even though it was made with little girls in mind, they do not dumb down the content or assume they cannot comprehend something or that some subject matter may be "too complex".

It's a good show. I like to watch, as do the rest of us.

>>31972611
THE TOWER, THE TOWER, WHATS IN THE TOWER

>>31972612
Yea... No.

>>31972562
>>31972489
Faceless x Scootanon is my OTP

>>31972609

Of course.

>>31972609
Liked it just a little bit more than last week's

>>31972609
eh

so so

>>31972640
mkay.

>>31972609
Generally, reception has been pretty positive

>>31972609
You miss all the love threads.

I don't suppose it's time for Rose's movie stream yet?

>>31972609
It was pretty good

>>31972609
Yes, I did.

>>31972673
>Pomf

>>31972562
>>31972562
no you will shit everywhere

>>31972649
Nothing worth a goat attack.

>>31972609
4/10

>>31972643
This.

Also, not everyone in the fandom likes pony porn, whines about Ponychan, or spams ponies everywhere. Only the loudfags.

"Anthropomorphism is any attribution of human characteristics (or characteristics assumed to belong only to humans) to animals,"

Ponies is Anthro

>>31972609
The song wasn't great but the party rocked.

>>31972609

oh god! i forgot about the episode!

I've been here for like, 45 minutes, how has no one brought it up until now?

>>31972673
That expression seems a little worried, I'm not that bad am I?

>>31972631
And cutest pony scene.

>>31972677
Hipster Rarity looked cool.

>>31972609

Iz gud cartune. I like.

>>31972609
kind of boring to be honest


Song was nice.

>>31972609
I liked this episode much more then the previous.

>>31972701
I fap to ponies but I don't talk about it unless that certain Anon writes something.

Let's talk about the most recent episode.

>>31972713
>Lemme just rub my horn on you, Twi
>You like that don't you, dear

>>31972609
Worst Rarity episode. Still okay, I guess.

>>31972677
>Hipster poni
Thats Rainbow Dash's act!

>>31972703
Shut up, that blanket word covers alot of things.

Fuck off.

>>31972703

Yes, I know. But there are levels of anthro

they're less anthro than Bugs Bunny, for example.

>>31972629
>>31972633
>>31972637
>>31972654

Good to hear. I also enjoyed it. Now, if you'd all kindly post pictures of the cast. I've been out fighting with the society all day today and it's a good way to bring me down before bed.

What were your favourite parts, /co/?

>>31972682
n-no

>>31972742
>rub
>implying it's not embedded an inch into her neck at that angle
>implying Twilight isn't skilled enough at medical magic that she gets off on that kind of thing

>>31972643
>>31972643
as i said in the past thread
>my Little Pony: HeyArnold with horses

>>31972760
Almost everything! Fancy Pants is the best male now.

>>31972713
>not the .gif version
for shame

>>31972341
SPLIT THEM OPEN
VIOLATE THE SANCTITY
DEFLOWER THE ROSE
BREAK THE SPIRIT

>>31972760
Twilight Sparkle.

There was no scene of Twilight Sparkle that was not the best scene.

>>31972739
So you're not one of those faggots spamming their fetish shit all over these threads, basically.

>>31972764
Good, I just don't want to miss Treasure Planet, I never saw it completely and it bugs the hell outta me.

>get $100 gift card
>about to order a bunch of pone
>mom asks "why are you ordering so many girls toys?"
>i think im a genius for having an excuse already thought up
>"a little girl dying of cancer in the hospital is asking for ponies for christmas"
>everyone in the family keeps saying how proud they are and what a good person i am

fuck now i feel like a complete ass, there is no way i can keep this shit now.

>>31972760

>favorite parts

Well, I will admit it was a tad boring, but the song was good, Rarity and Twilight were cute and it had that badass airship in it.

>>31972631
>Cutest pony
>Not Sweetie Belle
You sir, Have a completely different opinion from me

>>31972760
I liked the song. And the ponies acting like retards at their little party.

>>31972764
What's with the stutter?

>>31972798
YOU GIFT THOSE TOYS

YOU GIFT THOSE TOYS RIGHT NOW

>>31972760

Twilight dancing badly. Oh god, she's just so Caucasian! It's adorable!

>>31972798
Just say she die and you are going to keep the toys so you can remember her.

>>31972739
>that feel when late night MLPG often drives you to removing your pants
No other thread. I mean, fuck, even /h/ or /d/ I would either visit when I was in the mood, or just because I was bored and figured I may as well see if anything neat was posted for later. Not MLPG. Fucking MLPG.

>>31972798
YOU BUILD YOUR HOUSE WITH LIES, NOW YOU MUST SLEEP IN IT.

>>31972760
I...uh...
Favorite part...
Probably when the main cast showed up.

>>31972798
Actually go ahead and donate a portion, keep some of it.
If anybody asks you couldn't send all of it at once and are waiting for next year to donate it again.

>>31972581
Yep, just straight up "Hearth Warming Eve" for the rest of the Holidays.

>>31972781
Is it so wrong to be a flawed and imperfect being?
I make mistakes like any other human.

>>31972798

You need to do what you said you would. Your inner moralfag wills it.

>>31972760
I liked the part where they persecuted the Protestants, as all good Catholics should.

Aside from that, though, I liked the parts with Fancy Pants.

>>31972754
The British Empire wasn't conquered of coffé you know.

Hey Spike! I making you a special Super Pinkie Suprise Birthday Cake for your birthday, but then I was trying to decide if I should use chocolate frosting or strawberry frosting and I thought do dragons like strawberries or chocolate more but then I was all oh I know what dragons like most, gemstones! But I didn't have any gemstones and if I asked Rarity or Twilight to help me then it would be a Super Special Pinkie Surprise anymore, so I went out digging and found my own gemstones although I'm not entirely sure if they are actually gemstones but I hope you like it anyway.

Cut to, well, I'm sure you can guess.

>>31972798
>Pinkie Pie pillow
WANT

Anyway, if you feel like an ass for having those toys, just donate them. Participate in Operation: Sharing Kindness (http://www.ponychan.net/chan/collab/res/26479.html) or something.

damn /f/ and /r9k/ are boring as fuck today, i did every fucking thing in skyrim, the mmo i was playing went to shit already as it is usual...

what are you guys doing? im boared as fuck

>>31972798

Keep the toys.

It's not culturally acceptable for you to like this show, therefore you had to lie to avoid victimization.

>>31972875

Agreed, that was fucked up bro. Keep one and donate the rest, you still get a pone and you don't look like a complete jackass.

>>31972789
Capital, darling!

>>31972609
Yes, I enjoyed it quite a lot.

Though most of the enjoyment came from the last third.

>>31972874
>Tess is a human
I am disappointed.

>>31972798
Donate the toys to a charity and give them to little girls who will play with them!
Do you really think they would be put to better use sitting on your shelf forever?

>>31972891
the pillow is what i really wanted. i think i will keep it and the keychain. wtf does a little kid want a keychain for.

>>31972898
Oh nothing. What are you doing?

>>31972898
Get some friends Scootaloo.

>>31972898
Listening through all of Blind Guardian, Rhaposdy, Freedom Call, Ensiferums discography.

>>31972898
Trying to get drawing done while reading MLPG.
Waiting for Rose's stream.
>>31972863
>that feel when every thread has something that makes me boner
>and I'm browsing MLPG at my friend's

Did anyone else think today's ep lacked a "killer" scene. Like, in the previous episode, the killer scene was the one with Sarcasm Mom. Week before that was the song. Party of One was the part where Pinkie goes crazy, etc.

There was no specific scene in today's ep that had me completely by the balls.

>>31972677
Beatnik Rarity is best Rarity

>>31972944
Its like these faggots never even saw Toy Story 3!

>>31972957
>that feel when these threads get spammed with real beast porn to brainwash people into wanting to fuck animals

Anyone else think that Fancy Pants actually knew who the mane 6 were the whole time?

Is there a Celestia version if this?

>>31972898

>>31972146

>>31972961
Twilight's dance.

>>31972987
I have a feeling Fancy Pants has a bigger part to the whole picture. Something's afoot

>>31972798
GIve them to Toys for Tots, or any other charities like you told them you would.

>>31972703
"Homosexuality is any attribution of penis into ones mouth,"
You are a fagget.

>>31973000
That's a short term solution to their problem...

>>31973002
That was five seconds, not a scene.

>>31972898

Which mmo was it? the SWTOR beta?

>>31972987
Oh... that conspiracy bastard. He is trying to assassinate the Princess, I tell you!

>>31972984
I will never fap to that.
>>31972956
>Blind Guardian
Hell yes!

>>31972987
pretty much

He is awesome.

Man, remember all this whine that male roles sucks?

There you go, bitches. Eat it - awesome male character.

>>31972984
well it's not working, I only want to fuck things that don't actually exist

but hey, let's be honest, I have about the same chances with real women

>>31973005
A FOOT YOU SAY?

i can't into drawing pony

how do

>>31973027
We all liked Braeburn.

>>31973005
My headcanon puts Fancypants as part of the Blueblood dynasty.

It's not impossible!

>>31973027
>All the male roles suck.
Have they even seen that Rainbow Dash guy?
Pretty awesome.

>>31972798
You find the nearest toy drive, march your fucking ass down there, and donate every one of those toys.

And next time, no secrets and lies.

>>31973055
Don't draw pony. Find some anatomy books and learn how to draw humans.

>>31973064
He is not a guy just a dyke.

>>31973064
Dash is a girl. I know this because my boner told me, and it's not gay.

STAINS GONE IN THE FIRST WASH
STAINS STAINS GONE IN THE FIRST WASH

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME

>>31972693
>Womp

>>31973055
draw a circle and...
Google "how to draw pony"
go to the eqd article.
Read through the tutorials.
Draw every fucking day.

>>31973055
Give up.

>>31973055
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/01/pony-drawing-guides.html
here you go!

>>31973081
Everything is permitted?

>>31973089

>stains gone

Something tells me I will regret asking what stains those would be.

>>31973083
>>31973085
You guys are lying.
Did you see that time he tore apart that barn?
Way too manly.

>>31973055
step 1) be born with talent
step 2) use talent

if you can't apply that to art you'll just have to find something else

>>31972936
I also eat, sleep, breathe, bleed, love, long, and feel pain.
>>31973055
1) Draw three circles
2) Connect the circles
3) Make a blood sacrifice to the god or goddess of your choice.
4) Pony.
That's how all the best artists do it.

>>31973131
She's a tomboy, not a boy. A little bit of tomboyishness can be hot.

Just look at that mane, man, she's way too good looking to be a man.

>>31973137
>ohboyherewego.jpg
Just because you don't want to apply yourself to get better doesn't mean nobody else can. Quite being such cynical debbie-downer.

>>31973112
Nothing is real.

I must ask.
Why in the fuck was rarity seen two times with blueblood during the episode? Okay, she needed to build reputation, but didn't she hate his guts?
This episode didn't suck, but oh boy the rage. And the song blew

>>31973178
Is this the real life?

>>31973171

>tomboys

Bueno, however I prefer AJ to Dash in that regard.

>>31973164
>he draws three circles
We've all moved onto eight triangles, buddy.

>>31973191
They dont want to make a scene.

>>31972703
Post internet anthroporphiism means:

fapping to the sickest fetishes known to man
fapping to soiled diapers
fapping to anatomically incorrect abominations pressumably depicting unholy chimaeras possecing beastial features with boobs and a penis simultaneously
creating major drama in the internet
thinking you are not human
making a complete clown of yourself by acting like a retard and dancing in stuffed animal suits
claiming that all the people not sharing your sick fetishes are closetcases in denial
crying internet persecution

It doesn't have to be etymologically correct.

>>31973112

Nothing is true.

>>31973005
Afoot?

That is a Lyra term...
>In before someone posts an Ahoof variant.

>>31973164
So then how do you do it?
Ba Dum Tish

>>31973164
And I've been fucking wasting two months just practicing! Fuck!

>>31973191
Because you don't move up in society by being a bitch to people who are high up in society.

And the song was fine.

And you're a brony.

>>31973081
That's quite the disapproving stare

Twilight is best awkward adorkable dancer.

>>31973191
I thought the song was great, and blueblood was just being reused because he is backround pone

>>31972373
I was going through some of my old files, and I was wondering if you remember this bit of fanart.

If only your quest didn't end up being a race to the wood chipper.

>>31973242
every time i see that dress i get more and more angry that rarity didn't design a better one for her

>>31973191
>both of them get forced into meeting eachother by the cream of the crop of high society
>neither one dares to really say anything against it, so just pretend that this is their first time meeting dispite their hostility towards one another, and instead work towards mutual gain

shenanigins!

>>31973242
They say it's her birthday.

Gonna have a good time.

>>31973171
You mean the spiky bangs?
Thats a boys haircut, bro.

>>31973204
I don't see AJ as a tomboy so much as just overwhelmingly "practical". Dash actively tries to be competitive and aggressive, AJ just concentrates on doing what she needs to do

but AJ is pretty hot too, yeah

>>31973213

uhh no, that's being a furry.

anthro is still antrho

>>31973224

>2 months for pony

You should be close, I've seen most on model artists say it took around 3 to get it right.

your favorite pony is now in your favorite Zelda game
how fucked are they?

>>31973242

Hold me closer tiny dancer

Is there a wet-haired Celestia?

>>31973178
>picture is 1331 days old

what

Fancy Pants reminded me of this guy.

>>31973282
>Fluttershy
>Link to the Past

>>31973282
>Ocarina of Time
Epona gtfo. time to spank a pony all around Lon Lon Ranch.

>>31973290
Buffaloes.

>>31973289
>Clones is my fetish.

>>31973206
>using angular shapes to construct pony
Oh shit son what are you doing?
>>31973220
Practicing for a few years.
I'm a casual like that.

>>31973306
So what's that guy's story anyway?
We do need that ponified with Fancy Pants now though.

>>31973289
I'm getting reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal tired of that.

>>31973261

>Twilight dancing in a bathrobe.png

>>31973264
Hey, dude. Dude.

What if this happened before the Grand Galloping Gala.

Then again she knew who Blueblood was on sight the first time, but I will choose to ignore this.

>>31973266
The long mane flowing behind her head, tracing her curved neck down to her thin, toned body, from which extends four strong, tapered legs and her agile, precious wings. No boy could be that pretty.

>>31973289

I'm waiting for a wet haired gummy

New best pony tumblr includes Fancy Pants and Fleeur-de-lis.

http://askblueblood.tumblr.com/post/13696001446/then-again-who-wouldnt-sorry-for-the-sketchy

>>31973282
Sadly I haven't finished it yet, but I'd think Dash would do pretty well on Koholint Island

>>31972841
This. Plus donate an equal ammount of money to some cancer treatment clinic.

>>31973282
They'll probably be forgotten by history.

>>31973359

*New best pony tumblr -post-

ugh, I'm hungry.

>>31973277
I certainly don't feel like being close.
I made a gigantic leap on quality in the first month but now I feel like I've come to a halt.

>>31973335

I have no idea. I've just seen him around.

>>31973289
this is bad and you should feel bad

>>31973388

Well if you scanned your shit and posted it, it'd be easier to help.

>>31973330
Dude, it totally works.

>>31973426
I'm not at home.
I mostly draw on a tablet though.
Aaaand I kind of got two drawpeople who help me on a regular basis.

>>31973242

I CANNOT CONTAIN ALL THIS HNNNNNNNG.

>>31973411
Wait... That's actually BAD? Well you've seen nothing then, my friend!

>>31973253
yes, thanks for that by the way. Also those things happen. I have another quest to finish as well... but the Lightning are playing and winning.

Also thank you to Tex for this, I don't think I ever thanked him.

>>31973017
Dragons nest
>things that i DIDN'T HAVE and were 13 gold a month ago are now 30 gold
>things i HAD and were 10 gold are now 2 gold

also, south-east-asia brazilians everywhere
>PINOY? PINOY! GIB PARTY AND MONI OR I REPOT U FOR RACISM, HEUAHEUAHEUAH U NOB I DEFET U

>>31973480
nice horrible resolution on that screencap

the fuck are you doing

>>31973480
show me

>>31973506
No problem, I hate that drawing.

>>31973472

>filename

>>31973472
I really dislike how she keeps her eyes shut.

>>31973595
She's too busy feeling the rhythm for sight.

>yfw Rarity episodes are the best episodes of all the other episodes

>>31973595
that's how autistic fucks dance

>>31973595

You don't dance with your eyes, silly, you dance with your heart and soul!

>>31973530
Well too bad, I think it's nice.

Why does Twilight dance so badly? I thought she was black.

>>31973617

White pone is best pone, NOT BIG SURPRISE.

>>31973617
Why would I be jelly of the show I like having awesome episodes?

Awkward dancing is best dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPbgnO81sQ

>>31973428
Sure if you want to do it THE WRONG WAY.

>>31973636
>Caucasian Twilight confirmed
>Black Twi supporters try to bring up evidence that she is still black
>Twilight can't jump

>>31973636
Open your visor, she is actually purple

>>31973705
Don't Be a Menace To Ponyville While Drinking Your Hay Smoothies In The Hood

>>31973674
Sir, you have insulted my beliefs for far too long. Pistols at dawn!

what

>>31973705
>Twilight can't jump

Why did nobody ever say this before?

>>31973595

She's getting into it bro. Keeping the rhythm and whatnot. ALSO OCTAVIA WOAH NELLY.

>>31973620
>implying her being autistic is a big secret
>implying she's not adorable still
>implying we have something against autists when they are not gathered in a clusterfuck of greasy neckbeards circlejerking in waifu conversations and suicide threads in their collective hugbox

>>31973734

That fucking movie. Oh lawd.

>>31973754

DAMMIT FORGOT PICTURE.

>>31973595
>>31973620
>>31973627
So there I was, at this wedding in Pittsburgh earlier this year. A friend of mine was the best man and he brought us along for the ride, because a lot of preparations needed to be done. It was a cool wedding and we all enjoyed ourselves immensely.

That reception, though. That guy on the dance floor. He was the most singularly awkward dancer I have ever seen in my life, and I'm not sure if he was drunk or what, but he was basically combining jerking around randomly with some... kind of... other moves. I don't even know how to describe it.

What's mindblowing is, he was dancing the WHOLE NIGHT with this one smoking ridiculously hot broad who either had a high tolerance for terrible dancing or REALLY wanted his cock. She was half his age, and he was pushing fifty at a minimum. Maybe he was rich or something.

My wife and I did our own dancing, but every time we looked around the floor... there he was. My buddy and I will never, ever stop telling the story of this guy. And now I've shared it with you, because y'all are my niggas.

tl;dr i saw a bad dancer once

>>31973735
Here, I shall demonstrate the proper classical method of constructing pony and you shall see why it is far superior.

oh took me 2nd watching to notice Derpy!

>>31973788

Took me first time you filthy casual.

>>31973786
So who did you sacrifice this time?

>>31973775
Wait, when was that?

>>31973808
>giving a fuck about derpy at all

>>31973778
he was having fun.

>>31973841
But she's the best BG pony until I remember otherwise.

>>31973841
>not appreciating the tiny little nod that the production staff gives to the fandom

why you gotta hate bro

>>31973788
>>31973788
please tell me thats shooped

>>31973809
The rest of the Thanksgiving turkey.
It was delicious.

>>31973847
fun is a buzzword

>>31973769
I SUCK YOOOO DIIIIIIIIICK

>>31973841

>Not pinning me down and calling me a whore

>>31973808
>not even watches Gen1

>>31973786
Yeah, well, here's a triangle! See how I don't use your puny circles to construct such a magnificent drawing?!

>>31973847
Oh, I don't doubt that. But... fucking hell, you should have SEEN this guy.

>>31973869
Nope

>>31973824
Be honest with me, dwellers of MLPG. Do you fap to ponies? How often? Has it fully overtaken your choice of masturbation material?

>>31973880
can do pardner

>>31973892
no

we're not all fags

>>31973880
>Implying you have to pin AJ down in the first place.

>>31973867
Because fuck the fandom, that's why.

>>31973888

>>31973886
How embarrassing!

>>31973872
>Finish rest of the thanksgiving leftovers yesterday
>Forget to draw afterwards

Eh, there's always next time. It's a real advantage being able to cook for yourself

First half was slow but the second half was simply amazing

>>31973636
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0

>>31973912
>You will never be able to fuck the whole collective brony fandom

>>31973906

Daftykins x fagnig is best pairing.

>>31973878

>AJ skulkin around with a bag of apples, she's obviously strung out on some pony drugs and trying to bum change off of ponies.

Heeeey man, I got these apples maaaan.

>>31973892
No, and I imagine the majority are of the same mind.

>>31973888
you call that bad?
hah

porn has no effect on me
those awful wet rarity recolors however

>>31973888
Lool, trips.
Also, INB4 ban?

>>31973892
Yes

and yes

>>31973636
she's indian

this is canon

just got back home I found a stray kitten yaaay
stream time, treasure planet http://www.livestream.com/magneticrose

>>31973912
>taking my name
>not even writing in my style
you sure are one giant faggot son