>rape

i want a pinkie episode now

>>31969235
Well yeah.

At least until we get eps starring PP, AJ and FS.

>>31968329

>>31969235
Me, as long as we dont get more Dash episodes, cant wait for AJ or Pinkie episode.

>>31969235
I just want a pinkie episode, an AJ episode, and a Fluttershy episode

Just one of each and then I can deal.

why doesn't this cancer have its own board yet?

Did anyone else notice this?

I want Applejack to have a song. I really don't think Rarity needed ANOTHER one.

do we have 1080p yet?

>>31969284
umad bro?

>Moral of the episode
Don't be fooled by the rocks that she's got, she's still she's still Rarity from the loft

>>31969274
twi should be in that

>>31969235
We need a Pinkie episode like we need fresh air. All these Rarity episodes are like stale and smelly air.

>>31969274
YEAH GURL.

>>31969274
Oh yeah, dance parties count as "doing cute things" right?

Fluttershy and pinkie need episodes.

Fluttershy needs another solo song

pinkie needs another episode that ISN'T pinkie keen.

and there needs to be a downplaying of the CMC

>>31969235
We need episodes centering on the other main characters, we dont want another Dash fiasco.

>Fluttershy
>Pinkie Pie
>Twilight Sparkle

Did... Did they just forget they have 6 characters? It's not three lead ponies and 3 supporting characters, dammit.

Anyone have a gif of Twilight being thrown up into the air, at the start of her birthday party?

>>31969284
Because using cancer unironically in that fashion deserves a swift kick to the groin.

>>31969268
AJ has been in every episode this season. We're getting over saturated with her

>>31969301
There's one frame where she's staring directly at the screen.

It is horrifying.

>>31969316
they're going for individual pony episodes
it makes things a little more consistent but yes, ponies are left out

We need more Celestia too

>>31969096
I actually kinda like round faces.

Pony should obtain Digivice
alternatively, how would ponies react to digital pets?

>Still no youtube rip with a quality higher than 480p

COLTDAMMIT.

>>31969310
I don't know but Rarity's face makes it awesome
Thanks Tess I knew I could count on you

So, Episodes yet to come:
> Episode 10 is the pike Epsidoe

huzzah!

> Episode 11 is the possible christmas play episode

aaaww yeah, dat worldbuildin

and then we're left in the dark after that

>>31969316
Hey, at least Spike gets his own episode next. And apparently Cheerilee will too. It'd be a great chance to see her do somthing considering how she's a G1 pony.

In the name of Allah, we must

HAVE A GOOD THREAD

My Mutfi, a wise prince must always do his best to glorify Allah through the propagation of glorious threads of the finest nature. To this end, we need to have at least ONE good thread from time to time to show our devotion to the will of Allah.

Rewards:
+5 Prestige
-1 Infamy
One random tripfag converts to Sunni.

>>31969292

... I should have. I totally should have. I'm ashamed of myself.

>>31969339
>pinkie staring right at us

got damn

>>31969332
She gets 2 lines max, that's not saturation

DID SOMEONE...
DID SOMEONE SAY CHIM AND LORE DISCUSSION?

CHIM AND LORE DISCUSSION

WHAT'S CHIM LOL

>>31969346
Rarity would let hers die and just reset it over and over

>>31969349
>And then Tess got away with not having the cutie mark and nobody ever suspected a thing

>>31969348
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDxFXSFXjvw

>>31969310
Tess, on a scale from 1 to 10, how funny do you find gender ambiguity?

I love this grey pony so much.

>>31969341
I would kiss Celestia's hooves all day long.

>>31969274
I REQUIRE MORE
DO THIS AND I SHALL NOT CALL UPON TERSE

>>31969382
For once I am glad to be proven wrong.

>>31969311
>Any FS episode
I won't complain, even if it's that fucking owl bad.
Or yeah, I'd complain that it gives her haters fuel.

>>31969381
I was too distracted by the adorableness to care.

>>31969385
Their laugh was painful but adorable.

>>31969315
I think the reason why Dash episodes didn't go over well is more to do with the fact that they had similar lessons, both of which required Dash to act like more of a jerk than what she usually is in order to learn a lesson.

>>31969359

Islam is based on a point-accumulation system? Fuck, those 72 virgins will be a huge incentive for people to discuss min/max strats on Muslim forums.

It will be no different from gamefaqs.

>>31969399

the owl episode was bad?

>>31969375
>WHAT'S CHIM LOL

Holy unwarranted self-importance batman!

>>31969292
Zelda fans in the Mlp team.
...
I find this satisfactory!

>>31969423
>act like more of a jerk than what she usually is
But she acted exactly as she always acts

>>31969399
owls well that ends well was just fine.

>>31969435
Very.

>>31969381
What that you say?
>>31969274
YOU TALENTLESS HACK HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO ADD THREE SMALL UNNOTICABLE DIAMOND SHAPES ABOVE THE LEG! THE ENTIRE DRAWING IS RUINED!

>>31969292
...Really? Wow, I was kinda thinking of Tail Concerto with the whole airship things, but this is even better

>>31969442
What's wrong with announcing that someone made you a banner? That's pretty nice to feature him. I think he probably appreciates the advertising.

>>31969292

Doesn't really bear more than a passing resemblance. The blimp was probably modeled to look like a stylized fish, but it doesnt appear to be a direct reference to Link's Awakening

>>31969442
i read that
>people complaining about derpy not being darkwing duck-mare

i raged
i rage HARD

>>31969440
WHY DON'T WE HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM TRAINING LIL'PIP AS A CHIMNEY SWEEP

On an unrelated note I'm off to see the movie again
I'll probably cry like a little bitch at the bird song again

Fancypants x Rarity otp. Fancy was all up in her plot after credits.

>>31969376
Fluttershy would obsess over her's and constantly worry about it.

>You will never rape your favourite OC

Reality is too cruel.

>>31969456
I disagree, Dash was really turned up a notch in MMDW.

>>31969496

No, Arm Candy is much prettier.

>>31969496
Fancy has a wife already though.

>>31969292
Eh. All flying whales kinda look the same. Pretty sure that's just coincidence.

>>31969514
HNG

So let me get this straight...

Faust lurked the asshole of the internets to promote her show and when we helped establish viralness of her fanbase she abandoned us for a spin-off site that is against EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR?!

Fucking diabolical! I feel violated...

>>31969514
That new party music was way better

>>31969442
I'm not sure how I can link telling people to not take fanfiction/fantheories seriously with "self-importance"

Nor is telling the source of the current banner hardly something to get worked up about - its just standard "Citing the Source" or giving proper credit - which you should've been taught about in school.

>>31969518
>All flying whales kinda look the same
Racist.

>>31969513
>implying being the mistress on the side wouldn't be in-character for Rarity

>>31969518
Do we even have any other space whales?

>>31969542
Not really.

>>31969488

But look at the markings on the head! Surely it's not a total coincidence!

>>31969514
Indeed.

She's a very happy pony.

>>31969524
go away

>>31969514

Desperately need gif of this scene

>>31969514

>>31969524
What are you, a dog in need of constant validation from its master?

>>31969524

What spin-off site?

>>31969496

Nah, Fancy Pants was definitely checking out Twilight by the end of the episode

>>31969513
>Fancy
>Wife
Fancy is too much for any one mare to handle.

I bet he has a new supermodel every week.

>>31969545
Space whales are VERY VERY COMMON.

I hate to link to this site, but... it's useful at times like this.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceWhale

Fuck TVTropes, though. Seriously. Even worse community than OURS.

>>31969545
Treasure Planet has space whales.
It even had space ships and space sails.

>>31969560
>>31969564
Convenient!

>>31969564

FINALLY

Twilight just looks so happy

>>31969542
Rarity's promiscuity or lack thereof will never be solidified in canon. We'll never know.

>>31969524
It was really more of a natural progression.

>Hey these people like my new show
>Wow, these other people like my show even more
>OH GOD WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE

>>31969573
That snout looks more like... I don't know, foxes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pepUBawa3k

>>31969573
>twilight
>reading geometry
bitch she'd be all up in multivariable calculus
GET ON HER LEVEL

SO GUYS
DO WE KNOW IN WHAT MANNER SPIKE IS GOING TO GET BIG YET?
FAT
JUST SUPER SIZED
OR MATURED AS FUCK
WILL THIS FINALLY SOLVE THE GREAT "WILL HE HAVE FUCKING WINGS OR NOT?" DEBATE

>>31969564
I'd like a gif of Fluttershy chewing cake.

>>31969594
>foxes

At least its not just dogface again

>>31969594
Also known as furryface.
Very prominent in the art of a certain subculture.

>>31969280

>>31969602

FUCK

>>31969604

Differential Geometry, man

>>31969618
I really hope its matured and not just large

>Fleetfoot

Glitter glue

give my my swagtastic adventues of Fancy Pants

>>31969292
coincedence yeah

>>31969602
i'm getting hungry hombre

>>31969284
It does. It's called /co/.

>>31969524

It was... it was a business decision. It's not like we... t-t-trusted her or anything. It's not like we were the catalyst that set this viral and persistent fandom all ablaze or anything...

Maybe she still lurks here but just didn't mention us because of EqD's attachment to ponychan! Yeah! That's got to be it!

... *cries*

>>31969604
She's probably like 6 years old, since horses only have a lifespan of about 30 years, and she seems to act like a teen.

>>31969653

Not before he draws that bellboy and Rarity. Doing stuff. sexually

>>31969649
Tell me more.

>>31969673
These are magic ponies, niggra. They probably last centuries.

>>31969568
The hugbox, stupid.

>>31969580
People remember that movie?
I saw it once.
I think.
It wasn't the most memorable.

>>31969620

>>31969673
she's doing pretty heavy experiments in her free time and has a neuro-magical machine in her basement

then she turns around and writes a report about comets

INCONSISTENCIES

Fluttershy episode please please please
We have seen too much of Applejack and Rariy
Fluttershy was completely missing in two episodes this season, which is awful and unacceptable to Flutterbronies.

>>31969701
I LOVED it.
I don't think I ever saw it completely through though.
But I was drawing those ships for weeks after seeing it.
Same with the submarines in Atlantis.

>>31969720
Thank you.

>>31969683
Why would anyone want to see this? Do you have a fetish for beautiful women getting fucked by ugly boys anon.

>>31969604
>multivariable calculus
Ugh, I've had enough of that for today.

>>31969701
But what it lacked in being memorable it made up for in space whale/cubic meter

>>31969556
>was toild to GTFO
>by a ponychan apologist

I wonder why the others were so startled about Rarity staying on the castle. Do they not know she`s one of the bearers of harmony? Also, I have a feeling Celestia has a kick or two when they are out ruining the fancy ponies parties. Which leave us to the main point, what does Celestia enjoy to do, with her private time?

>>31969697
Ponychan?
Its ponychan right?
I won!

>>31969728
FUCK YEAH ATLANTIS
I loved that movie

>>31969722
>Flutterbronies.
TIME TO GO

>>31969701
Ooooh
I know what I want to stream tonight now

>>31969722
>Flutterbronies
This is no place for such people.
I am saying this as a flutterfag.

>>31969695
Twilight's initial surprise that Celestia is the ancient mare of the sun suggests that ponies don't live centuries.

>>31969567
>implying you are above this trivial shit

>>31969721
>implying most of us aren't probably the same
Anybody with a legitimate interest in a subject is going to be doing way more advanced shit in their spare time than they are in an introductory course at any school

>>31969747
> Which leave us to the main point, what does Celestia enjoy to do, with her private time?
Thats the question nobody has managed to answer. Lots of theories in fanfics obviously - but nothing official or concrete.

>>31969757
YES
YES ROSE
DO THIS WEEKLY, THREE AWESOME /co/ MOVIES SATURDAY NIGHT
always culminating with omue umasou

>>31969721
we all know she's really making a robot down there.
it's meant to fix problems to harmony.
It tries to kill all the ponies

>>31969266
This.

>>31969757
Link before it starts, please

>>31969735

It's an /ss/ thing

>>31969722
>Flutterbronies

>>31969701
How do you not remember WHALES. IN. SPACE.
They even had space surfing!

>>31969757
Do it do it doit

>>31969722
You're not helping your cause by being a faggot Flutteranon.

>>31969747
> Do they not know she`s one of the bearers of harmony?
Well seeing as no one recognized any of the mane 6, I guess not.

>>31969747
she spends it trolling the canterlot upper crust

otherwise she goes discworld vetinari mode, minus some challenges to her position because she's immortal and her political adversairies are not

>>31969776
Yeah, because there's nothing else about Celestia that's impressive, like being the princess of the kingdom, or in control of the sun

>>31969810
I liked the weapons and ships more.

>>31969808
>Bellboy/Rarity
>/ss/
I don't think so. At best it's good ol' cuckolding.

>>31969722
>Fluttershy episode
>22 min of Fluttershy bashfully stuttering while trying to work up the courage to solve the problem of the day
>moral of the episode: have confidence
Yeah, no

>>31969757
Spaceballs?

>>31969757
>tonight
how many hours 'til then?

>>31969808
Tell me more.

>>31969794
I ah, deleted Umasou to save on space
I can get it again, though

>>31969757
we need an anime vs cartoons stream.
Going back and forth between awesome anime and cartoon movies.

>>31969683
I'm sure someone will be right on it.

>>31969836
>cuckold

That would imply that Rarity or Bellhop is being unfaithful, and I don't think that's the case.

>>31969831
True.
Silver's robo arm was fukken awesome.

>>31969837
yes please

>>31969820
i've been wondering about that
there's this massive disconnect between the fantasy elements and the "real-world but with ponies" elements

WE SIX HAVE SAVED THE FUCKING WORLD
TWICE
"you're from pooooooooonyville? how drab"

>episode airs
>three 600+ threads discussing the episodes with no derails
>seven hours since episode aired
>MLPG not in hate phase yet, or ever
This is how good this episode was.

>>31969836
First Spike, now Bellfry. Rarity has a thing with leading little boys on to make them do menial work for her.

>>31969836

The bellhops pretty clearly a kid. A young teenager, at most.

>>31969853
>I ah, deleted Umasou to save on space
why would you
why would
why

just burn it to a disc

>>31969810
I dunno.
I remember that Long John Silver was fat and kid who's name I always forget was 90s Xtreme Space Sail Surfing.

>>31969892
Goddammit why did you have to jinx it.

If it is Twilight's birthday, how old is she? I think she is 4000 years old.

>>31969894
Maybe because she like use people?

>>31969859
this sounds pretty cool actually, i'd get behind this

>watership down back to back with akira

>>31969890
I'm assuming that none of them want it spread around. All of them either want to be left alone, or want to become famous in their own way.

>>31969892
Oh great, now the faggots will awke up and ruin the thread

>>31969912
It's too late for natural hate, so it doesn't matter. Just remember how Dash episode threads went.

>>31969859
>perfect recipe for absolute shitstorm.

You diabolical heathen!
Do it.

>>31969909
Those fucking sails.
Those fucking ships.
THEY WERE FLYING A PIRATE SHIP IN SPACE.

>>31969853
Rose, we need a bunch of classic anime and cartoon movies.
you know what you must do!
either that of the Gino Cartoon!

>>31969916
I think YOU are 4000 years old

>>31969894
She reminds me of a clingy aunt I had. She was much fatter though.

Twilight will eventually wither and die....

>>31969890
There's a possibility that "return of Harmony" was ment to be the final episode before they got a green light for season 2. Now they need something to top that off.

>>31969747
>I wonder why the others were so startled about Rarity staying on the castle. Do they not know she`s one of the bearers of harmony?

I wondered the same thing, it's not like it's exactly a secret, and they saved the world not once but twice.

Most I can figure is the Canterlot ponies are so far up their own asses they can't keep up with current events, even if it threatens them.

STREAM, or watch animu, STREAM, or watch animu...

I suppose I'll stream a tiny bit.

>>31969898
In regular /ss/ the characters engaging in sex have a noticable age difference.
Rarity isn't old enough and the bellhop isn't young enough for it to really warrant an /ss/ tag.

>>31969916

Jesus, how high are you right now?

>>31969944
Gino?
I'll do it in a few hours or so, errands to run

>>31969926
it's not liek they can avoid it
there's a STAINED GLASS WINDOW
in the PRINCESS' ANTECHAMBER
WITH THEM ON IT
FOR ETERNITY

>>31969965
Oh God...
That picture is really gay.

>>31969969
how about streamin animu?

>>31969965


Eventually Anon, Celestia will be alone once again. That is the burden of power....

So, no new Episode on the 24th, then?

>>31969965
> not posting old good superior version

>>31969965
Or maybe Celestia is one of those creature born with immortality and she can handle it gracefully?

>>31969972

Yep. It wouldn't even be cougar porn. IT would just be... woman who is a little bit older than the dude porn.

>>31969977
Not at all right now. Skyrim and pretzels have kept me from picking up.

>>31970006
>>31970012

She dont give a fuck anymore because she have Luna now.

>>31969909
Well he is kinda... chubby.

GUYS

I WANT A PLATONIC FEMALE FRIEND WHO ISN'T A WHORE

HOW LOCATE

>>31969993
Yeah, because Celestia throws parties in there so often

>>31969969
do both at the same time

>>31970011
The christmas episode is on the 24.

Then a hiatus.

>>31969982
Godzilla
In
Name
Only
G.I.N.O
also know as the american godzilla cartoon!

I have had this damn song stuck in my head all day.
Disturbed - Ten Thousand Fists

I don't have any reaction pics of ponies laughing.
Can MLPG provide a few? Both happy and malevolent if you may.

>>31970029
>woman who is a little bit older than the dude porn.
OH GOD THAT GETS ME SO HARD.

>>31970043
For how long?

>>31969965
Fuck you no she won't, she'll become stronger and stronger until she's unstoppable, and prevents anybody from ever dying again, prompting a massive overpopulation and resource crisis that almost destroyed Equestria

>>31970011
They'll probably re-run the founding of equestria play episode like they did with WWU last year.

>>31969916
24.

>>31970033
right

>>31970034
THAT ARM IS POORLY ENGINEERED.

>>31969972

Not all /ss/ is middle aged woman x young boy. A lot of it's young adult woman (say, 18-24) x preteen/teen boy.

>>31970031

Oh, my mistake. It's just that you seem to have Twilight and Celestia mixed up.

What and when is the next episode?

>>31970035
Impossible.
Also female friend

>>31970089
24...thousand?

>>31969965
>>31970006
>>31970012
No, not sadlestia! I don't wanna be sad!

>>31970043

No, Christmas episode premieres on the 17th.

>>31970073

At least one week is skipped, probably more.

>>31970102
No. In ponyland the pones are immortal but they don't know it because of the princess or something.

>>31970043
Xmas episode on the 17th and 24th of December (like the Nightmare Night on the 22nd and the 29th of October).

>>31970066

>>31970096
Oh dear god that face

Amusing episode. Felt a bit rushed though. Might just be me.

Sneaky Celestia is sneaky.

>>31970143
EPILEPTIC DASH GIF! YAY! I missed it

Is Twilight a closet Necromancer?

>>31970156
What's wrong with her face?

>At a prestigious social event
>Having a good time
>Talking to the nobility of Canterlot
>Trying to secure a trade agreement to bring profit to your family's struggling company
>Twilight fucking Sparkle shows up and ruins everything
>Company becomes bankrupt
>Girl friend leaves you
>Become a lowly garden worker
>Tend the very garden where it all went wrong

Fucking Hell

>>31970125

>>31970158
>Felt a bit rushed

You people say this about EVERY GODDAMN EPISODE

>>31970101
...Not really.

I mean the word straight shota itself implies young boys.

>>31970112
Years.
>>31970140
These equines don't really equate to our equines, it's unclear as to their lifespan.

>>31970137
>m=ec^2

wat

>>31970096
Shuddup!
It's cool!

>>31970136

Uhh... is this some new fanon/headcanon I'm unaware of?

>>31970066

OK, The episode was good IMO.

Ridiculous dancing twilight (so awkwardly cute), shortly self conscious pinkie, wonderbolt race, awkward worshiping, high society carrot top.

Also, i can totally relate to mentally impaired, loud people recognizing you at the worst possible moment.
But damn, that bitch lied a lot.
And
BLUEBLOOD!
Also, fancy pants' trophy bitch
Also, where was derpy ? I didn't think she was gonna be in the last week's episode and she was, how about this one?

>>31970140

>>31970181
>22 minute episodes

That's probably the reason.

>>31970172
nah.
that's Fluttershy
Twi is a Technomancer
and Pinkie is a chaos cultist!

o my god hub you sensor my hoof licking why?????

>>31970066
Welp

>>31970193
24000 years? That's old, even by my estimates.

>>31970220
The other episodes feel adequately paced.

This one just seemed like it tried to cram too much story within too little time.

>>31969966
In otherwords: if it where to set chronologically, Return of Harmony IS the final Episode.

>>31970181
Rushed is one of those shallow recyclable words that can be applied to anything because it doesn't really mean much of anything anymore.

Like hipster. Or casual.

>>31970175
Eh, nothing?

>>31970243
O hai SMILe, where have you been

>>31970200
Yes. GET WITH THE TIMES!

>>31970240

Because they don't want that much hoof action in one episode.

Just a little.

>>31970212
Here she is

>>31970240

I think it`s time for us to adapt and to accept nature´s course. Twilight will grow, she´ll mature, she´ll meet a young colt and have fillies with him, then she´ll grow old...and...and...die.....

Celestia knows this.

>>31970175
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!

>>31970212


where was blueblood?

So I come back and apparently /co/ is all up on me about this bellhop kid? And this turnip guy?
Look, I'm not going to say I'm NEVER gonna do a strip about Rarity's hookup with the turnip farmer which she's now deeply ashamed of
that may happen

but really that's not what stood out in this episode
c'mon, use your imagination
Bellhop x Rarity? Rarity x Turnip guy?
No no
how about Fancypants x Smartypants

>>31970295
Twilight's next up in line for Princess. She's not going to die, you bunch of grimdarker faggots.

Did Celestia seem a little off key to anyone else?

>>31970299

Nailing fillies.

>>31970312
>glitter glue arguing against drawing porn
BACK TO YOUR CAGE
BACK
GET BACK

Is it just me or do the mane 6 have a tendency to crash fancy parties with their shenanigans?

>>31970312

>how about Fancypants x Smartypants

Bueno.

>>31970312
hell.
fucking.
yes.

>>31970212

She was there. With the paper bag on her head.

Remember that scene in her song/montage where all the ponies are in a bunch of squares?
She's there.

>>31970321
Yea, she kept her member in its sheath.

>>31970312
>having an imagination
>in the year twenty thousand and eleven of our lord and savior

>>31970318
>Twilight's next up in line for Princess

And you know this because you read fanfiction?

>>31970245
I think there's slightly more frequent scene changes in season 2, and it makes some of the episodes feel faster.

>>31970312

>Smartypants

well there's a "character" I forgot existed

>>31970336
Sometimes I dont know if they are dense or they do it un purpose

>There will never be enough rape to go around for everyone

>>31970245
You really think so? It doesn't seem any less straightforward than other episodes.

If anything, parts of it were stretched out for almost too long (then settled into a quicker by the song and the other characters showing up at the haldway point).

>>31970312
our saviour has come


finally, we shall get the fancypants porn we deserve

no one shall be spared

>in before gg just makes it gayporn with caramel or something daft

>>31970359
I don't need some neckbearder wannabe writer to tell me that's going to happen. It's so obvious, if you don't see it, you're blind.

>>31970295
everyone will die eventually

But Fancy Pants is happily married to a total bombshell.

>>31970335
>>glitter glue arguing against drawing porn
That's not what I'm doing at all
I just think the real opportunity here is being overlooked

I just need to figure out how to combine the rustic charm of the tattered old sackcloth Smartypants with the refined but magnanimous grandeur of Fancypants

>>31970295
No. Twilight will ascend to alicornship and become the new princess, and Celestia will spend her long awaited retirement with her beloved sister in the old castle in Everfree forest.

>>31970318
Twi would be torn over immortality.
because she wouldn't want to see her friends grow old and die, but she wouldn't want Celestia, Luna, and Spike to have to live with outliving her.

>>31970295
The main 6 will use the EoH to renew themselves, living for generations. Eventually realising the only place they'll ever find love is with each other. Living generations more, each finding a favourite partner, over the course of many, many years, until eventually, society has run its course, and it's just them, Celestia, and Luna left. And then they begin afresh, creating a new society using what they've learned from the old, and fade into their mythology.

>>31970387
Oh yea is totally canon right?

>>31970295

No, you lie. I refuse to accept such terrible outcome.

>>31970391
that comic is so fucking stupid

>>31970298

WHY NOT? THESE FACES ARE AWESOME. I LOVE THESE FACES.

>>31970413
>life
>terrible
You must be a neckbeard to think like that

>>31970359
She's called Twilight, that's the sort of half-baked symbolism you just don't find outside of childrens' TV

>>31970400
There's a fanfic for this.

The princesses abdicated their power to Twilight and her friends, but Applejack wanted nothing to do with it so as everyone else became princessized and immortal she continued to grow old until she finally took the long dirt nap. Also stuff about unrequited love with Dash but that was a side note honestly.

>>31970394

Looking forward to this

>>31970365
>forgetting about smartypants
Really? After that whole weird doll spinoff everyone hated? How could you forget the debacle that sparked?

>>31970336
>shenanigans

perfect opportunity for me to post this

>>31970318
>Dying of old age
>grimdark

>>31970394
>glitter glue ruminating about porn instead of drawing it
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, THE LOUVRE?
DRAW SOME PENISES
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE NEWSPAPER

>>31970412
Yes you motherfucker.

>Be born a unicorn
>Cocoon phase. (lasts 1000 years)
>Emerge with wings and longer horn

You act like it's not even obvious.

>>31970450

>>31970447
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only death by old age.

>>31970450
Wait, is this ponychan?

>>31970447

>>31970450
This is powerful stupid.

>>31970438
That would be a cool premise if not for
>appledash

>>31970485
REALLY

Awww yeah.

I'm glad they're doing songs again, but this one was like You Gotta Share quality. So disappointing after the duet two episodes ago.

>pinkie pie slowly moving up from the bottom of the frame, slide whistle noise
why did i laugh

>>31970528
Which constellation is this.

>>31970494
Man, Cupcakes was one thing, but this old age thing is way over the line.

>>31970522
Second.

>>31970312
>stating there's porn he will not draw
>IS THE GODDAMN WEAVER
MY WORLD IS FALLING APART!

>>31970541
Orion

>>31970405
AJ would Snap after Big Mac and Apple Bloom died.
FS would snap after all the animals she's made friends with have died.
Rarity would probably snap after Sweetie dies
Pinkie would stay relatively the same.
RD would stay stable but the loss of several friends would deeply wound her.
Twi would snap after loosing spike.

actually that makes me think
Smartypants x Fancypants
Should she be a real pony, like with Big Mac? Should she still be a doll? Or maybe they're both dolls.

>>31970529
When It first started I thought it was gonna be art of the dress or something. That Eb Major key.

Ok guys. Am I the only one who finds the resemblance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_63vQGGiubQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQSz6gKdhO8

I like that they go for a show white angle with her character.

Has anyone seen this guy already or am I just a slowpoke?

>>31969564
>you will never have a pony party

>>31970552
Aww shit.

>>31970450

>Cocoon phase

Ya lost me.

>>31970532
I bet it make you remember Dee Dee doing the same thing from your childhood.

"humour is based on the surprise recognition of patterns" - Alastair Clarke, evolutionary theorist (source: PhysOrg)

>>31970556

Smartypants is real, Fancypants is a doll.

Dash will die too? But, she´s too awesome for that, she told me so.

Let's talk about celestia a little.
In my opinion what we have seen of her show that she's not an evil tyrant and that she's bothered by the mindless worshiping of her subjects.
I think there should be an episode all about her, her day, her trying to have some simple fun without being treated as a princess, something like that.

>>31970560
Yes. Very much so you are the only one.

>>31970571
>You will never have a pulsating record player.

>>31970563
All I could think of was how pissed I would be if some bitch brought a whole bunch of birds to a party of mine.

>>31970318
>>31970447
> grimdark

what? since when "sad/drama" is grimdark?

>>31970556
Now this i can get behind

it'll be the swaggest doll ever

>>31969524
>against EVERYTHING WE STAND FOR?!
How is Ponychan against everything we stand for?

>>31970582

>>31970554
Fluttershy's animal friends die ALL THE TIME. She has insect friends. Those have SHORT lifespans.

>>31970614
We hate love and tolerance

>>31970554
>loosing Spike
He'll be around for a long, long time.

>>31970588
Yeah, only ponies with terrible children die. Like your parents.

>>31970373
I just feel like, anything thats not a Pinkie style birthday party, they will TEAR TO THE GROUNDS

"These are a fine selection of the fanciest cheeses in all of Equestiria."

>Pinkie slams onto the table and just eat them all in one giant bite

"HEY THESE ARE PRETTY GOOD, WHATS THIS ONE CALLED!"

"....thats casu marzu. Its gets its delicate rich flavor from live maggots in-"

>Pinkie spits it out OH GOD ITS EVERYWHERE

>>31970612
Buzzword

>>31970563
>birds already making a nest in her hair
goddamn birds

>>31970621
why do i have a feeling you just drew this

>>31970626
Fluttershy has so many animal friends that every day one of them dies, and she always cryies herself to sleep.

>>31970637
No ponies for you, you meanie

>>31970566

>top hat and bowtie with that expression

That's gotta be eleven. We've already had Tennant pony, so it's only natural.

>>31970582
I don't really know what kind of character Smarty Pants would be to be honest.

>>31970621

Is that a good reaction or a bad reaction

>>31970560
Yes you are, that shine like rarity is shit.

>>31970572
Orion claime he could kill any creature that lived. He was hardcore.

>>31970284

>>31970351
Thanks

>>31970299

Blueblood was with rarity at the flying ship's inauguration

>>31970626
She is so used to them dying that she makes a fun game out of it! She puts their little carcasses in toy cars and shit and makes them go off jumps.

>>31969720

creepy

1080p processing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8oFU9a6Kmg

>>31970554

>Twi would snap after loosing spike.
>Implying this won't be how she loses Spike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpMKUR022as

>>31970588
with how reckless Dash is she's one of the most likely to die.

>>31970590
Like we give a damn about the fucking God Queen of PonyKind.

>>31970631
So does a lot of Ponychan now.

Hell, modern /co/ is more against everything /co/ used to stand for than anything else.

>>31970655
I have found inner peace and let the ponies go roam free until I become a better tripfag, or at least contribute some shit
So basically never

i saw a horse vagina in person today, also i touched actual horse ass. i just thought mlpg would like to know.

I think I'm ready for coloring.

>>31970674
and yells "SWEET AIR" when their corpses fall out of the toy car while on jumps

>>31970641
>Dash purposefully breaks things just so she can rescue bits of them to make herself look good
>Applejack tries to sell her shit, regardless of how obscenely inappropriate it is
>Fluttershy attracts loads of fucking animals and lets them roam free everywhere
>Twilight stands around awkwardly looking like she'd rather be somewhere else

Fleur is Princess Celestia in her mortal guise. She dons it whenever she gets the "itch" since she can't just go whoring about as the Princess herself.

That would just be unprofessional.

>>31970660
Mmmm, sounds reasonable

>>31970663
A salt of the earth Earth pony pretending to be a high class pony. He's wearing some "fancy" clothes, but they have missing buttons and uneven arm/hoof lengths.

>>31970614
we are ADHD they are full autism

>>31970696
Did you close your eyes and pretend you were prodding Applejacks firm buttocks?

>>31970699
Alpha as fuck.

>>31970694
Well shit.
>>31970699
Very good!
I've gotta practice now...

>>31970685
Dash is indestructible somehow though

>>31970696
What did her ass feel like?

>>31970696
Thank you for your contribution! That was very nice of you to share this.

>>31970614

Because their restriction on freedom of speech is borderline Orwellian. if a mod feels as though your opinion is negative enough, they can and will ban you without possibility of appeal. It's a shithole of retardation ad anti-lulz.

4chan and to the same extent /co/ has no such restrictions. The only thing is you can't spam the word "nigger" or post illegal images like CP.

>>31970449
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/Moonsinger/Peniswhat.png

eh... huh?

Nobody's talking about Escort Sluthooves?

>>31970681
CUPCAKES

>>31970614
freedom of speech preferably hate speech

>>31970696
I will pleasure myself tonight to the thought of this.

I love Rarity.
That is all

>>31970755
I find her cute, but I bet she is a total bitch if you don't pay her daily.

>>31970755
Yeah, because that's a stupid name from a stupid place.

>>31970696
my mom has a horse so whenever I go to the stable she goes to I see horse vaginas and horse dicks everywhere and I can't stop being reminded of all of the porn from these threads

MLPG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME

I can see why /co/ is so into Rarity.
She is clearly the obvious choice for trolling with reaction images, since both her way of talking and up-tight mannerisms are so prone to cause rage. Thinking back, it isn't really that surprising that a /co/mrade would choose his favorite pony based purely on how much other people dislike it, and for the ability to call anyone disagreeing a "ruffian with no taste".

>>31970746
Got any specific examples? I've seen plenty of Ponychan ban messages posted here, but all of them were for porn or obvious trolling.

>>31970779
Who knows, maybe he is a nice person with a loveable personality

>>31970746
> The only thing is you can't spam the word "nigger"
It's very niggerish of you to think that.

>>31970755
Give it a moment. You know perfectly well what'll happen eventually.

>>31970755
Damn her face reminded me of this

>>31970762
>preferably hate speech
And you wonder why Faust lurks there instead of here.

>>31970784
HOPPIP
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
how's ponycart going? i want details, details!

Damnit, where are fagnig and Krabb tonight?! THE ONE NIGHT THAT I'M STREAMING!

Wonder why Spike didnt go to Twilight's birthday

Guess hes just a BAD FRIEND

>>31970784
Hopopopopopo, I don't know how it goes where you came from, but here you don't actually have to, you know, stare at the genitals of the horses.

>>31970723
>not imagining rubbing your hands all over AJ's hard, toned ass, feeling it slick with the sweat of hard work, and the well defined muscle structure beneath, as her tail rises

>>31970795
Maybe she's not because all beautiful people are sluts and whores who show of their whore bodies to this whore loving world.

>>31970674
this is what happens after she goes full co co for coco-puffs
>>31970651
and after angel dies she goes full on crazy
>>31970634
it'll still happen.
that also means she gets to see most of her friends go bonkers.
>>31970626
and she's deeply hurt each time

>>31970788
I think Pinkie is the perfect to troll with.

>>31970784
animals have genitals

it is a sad fact of reality

>Everyone saying Twilight must be white because she's a bad dancer

Das racis'

>>31970826
Not now, I'm not alone.

>>31970827
>This is what fugly neckbears actually believe

my throat is all dry and itchy, would marshmallow pony semen soothe my throat

>>31970784
>wondering if hoppip gets aroused when seeing an engorged horse penis

>>31970819
Are you streaming righ tnow?

>>31970672
>implying his most famous trait wasn't that he fancied himself as the greatest rapist of all times

Kill stuff and fuck without permission, these were some serious-ass role-models. No wonder MLP is the manliest show we have nowadays. Good times, good times...

>>31970673

Really? Episode had a lot of nice cameos, then.

>Fleur
>Escort Sluthooves
>Arm Candy

We need to decided on a name RIGHT NOW

>>31970826

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT APPLEJACKS ASS AGAIN?

>>31970848
i bet fancy pants's taste like mint juleps

>>31970792
I got banned for saying 4chan doesn't like them.

>>31970755

She`s very slim but Twilight probably has been with lots of Unicorns such as those near Celestia.

Of course, due to strange physique i could imply she´s actually Celestia in disguise and is playing a "test" of somesorts of Rarity and thus, the whole episode start with this.

>>31970851
Yes, yes he is.
I don't know if it's ponies or not.

>>31970843
>neckbears

As for the Immortality thing, Celestria's and Luna's only purpose in life is to maintain the day and night cycle like Clockwork (as their cutie marks indicates).

The mane six will die but the Elements of Harmony would be passed down from generations to generations who have the hearts to weld them, like it was ment to be in the first place. Though I would like to see a FiM remake of the MLP film in which they used the EoH only combat the Smooze, only for it to shake it off like it's nothing.

>>31970868
I like Fleur-de-lis, or just Fleur

>>31970868
I liked Trophitia but of those three I think Arm Candy is the cutest.

>>31970850
Engorged horse wang is scary, it's like a spear

>>31970541

Orion the hunter

>>31970875
How long was the ban, and how did you word your post?

>>31970843
>implying he's not a fugly neckbeard himself