Nah let's talk shipping instead

yiff in hell bronies

>>31943044
> CANTERLOT IS NOW WINTERHOLD
What the fuck, mang.

I dunno, I think Rarity's going to choose to stay in Ponyville if nothing else because breaking up the cast would necessitate introducing "a new sixth" and there's just no replacing Rarity.

> in before "of course she's staing in Ponyville, her FRIENDSHIP which is MAGICAL is the point of the show!

>>31943087
Hey better than Dash.

>>31943080
But that IS the next episode...


...in a contained nutshell ignoring certain parts.

NO IMAGE LIMIT

THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR SCOOTS

>>31943044
>>31943087
You seem as though you have a problem with Rarity episodes, Leth. Why is that? Do you take issue with best pony?

haha time for pony

>>31943093
> leaving image URL's in Facebook posts instead of removing them in the text body after Facebook attaches them
This IS worth hating.

>>31943101

You guys think that Rarity will finally get a chance to apologize to Blueblood for her behavior?

>>31943104
>>31943123
She just has too many episodes. Let some other ponies get the spotlight for a change.

I've never made an animated .gif before, but it was kind of fun, I might make more.

>>31943139
Well there's a thought, maybe that's a wedge between her and her new Canterlot connections - all they saw was her blow up, not Blueblood being a royal pain.

I guess she'd HAVE to apologise, only to realise her real friends would back her up for calling out a real jerkass.

>>31943139
>inb4 you write clopfiction about it

>>31943159
like Applejack

>>31943177
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Dx2Mr1tMI

>>31943182
Whoops dropped my trip.

>>31943177
Fukken saved.

>>31943196
Too late, I'm almost done with it.

>>31943159
Fair's fair. I'd rather see Applejack or Pinkie episodes, admittedly, but still!

Fuck it's only 3am on Saturday adn I'm already tired
Yeah, next episode is about Rarity, it can't be all bad but I don't really like her.
I'd rather have an AJ or FS episode.

>>31943223
>rape

>>31943223
Are you trying to get filming rights as well?

>>31943134
>chistery uses facebook

well that is a boner killer

>>31943177
I like it.

>>31943199
Exactly!

>>31943235
One day we are going to have an adventure episode with AJ.

>>31943254
It's a necessary evil.

> implying Pinkie Pie wouldn't use it INCESSANTLY

>>31943177
Draw colt Mac.

Okay, it's fairly obvious that she'll end up going back to Ponyville, but who will be the pony who misses her the most or tries the hardest to make her come back?

I'm bettering Fluttershy. Without those regular spa dates, she'll crack like a nut.

>>31943263
I want an adventure episode period

So how long until next episode? I'm still watching through the first season.

When will we get another Applejack episode?
And could someone link me to that Ask Applejack Tumblr with all the crazy-looking art and animations?

>>31943263
Do want.

>>31943287
Im sure they have spas in canterlot.

>>31943295
Tomorrow

>>31943223
>>31943223
fucking knew it

>>31943299
Ask-jappleack

>>31943080
I am totally not responsible for this image!!!
..........................................okayI totally am.

>>31943308
> Rarity returns when she finds out her necessary weekly / twice-weekly spa visits in Canterlot would bankrupt her, even with her new income.
Girl's gotta have her priorities.

Im starting a thread simulator so all of you must behave nicely.

heres a picture of this cool guy who my homeboard loves

Fluttershy is a very lonely pone.

>>31943345
Awesome.

guys i just got a sudden idea

you know in the future episode 10, when Spike becomes godzilla wannabe?

what if he fights another giant monster in classic godzzlla style, i.e the ursa major or something?

>>31943362

>>31943287

I'm banking on pinkie. Just because she's so damn innocent. She'd be heartbroken by a longtime friend leaving.

>>31943362
>>31943362
i think scootaloo is my favorite pony and i'd love to help her find her cutie mark.

>>31943080
>>31943044
I fail to see how they aren't connected

I really hope that AJ plays a big role in tomorrow's episode. It would make me a very happy person

>>31943389
everyone wants to see /co/mmunists being in a natural habitat called "My Little Pony General

>>31943426

Scootaloo is everyone's favorite pony. Anyone who says otherwise is just lying.

>>31943433

>>31943087

>>31943420
Have they even interacted at all? Only time I can think of is when Rarity was making her dress. Even when discorded a don't think they said two words to each other.

>>31943426
>>31943453
i love you guys!

>>31943493
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR DIAMOND.

DORKS

>>31943456
HAHA
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

>>31943453

Scootathread!

>>31943538
'sup Kevin?

>>31943493
The only time I remember them having a conversation was when Pinkie FORGOT TO TIE THE ROOOOOOOOOOOPE

>>31943299
Hopefully tomorrow has a big dose of Applejack

>>31943552
>That feel when it'll become a Pinkie Pie thread eventually

>>31943493
I think Rarity actively avoids Pinkie. Probably going to be some episode where they get trapped together in the forest/some island/a broom closet.

>>31943493

They have in dragonshy, best night ever, and the intro episodes.

Im just going off her psyche. She's seems to be the most innocent and least likely to comprehend someone leaving a friend. You know? Like a little kid kind of.

Idk...I've been drinking a little.

Don't take everything I say at face value.

>>31943578

Pinkie is a neat pony, but she has nothing on Scoots.

Would you, /co/?

>>31943598
Be careful with that drinking, last time I drank I ended up with a brocrush on Deafdefiler.

>>31943578
boy this is great!
man everyone will start talking how much they would jam the penis into scooterloo's pony asshole, then say how they would cook her into chicken, it would make a great simulator and make me look not like some finnish guy

>>31943610
why does she have a vagina on her chest

>>31943080
wait a second, that picture..

I choosed scootaloo as a pet, then that thing in the corner poped up. I giggled.

>>31943493

They did a bit in Dragonshy. They played tic-tac-toe and there was rarity's reaction to pinkie and the rubber chicken.

>>31943620
...Wait, really? How?

>>31943608

>>Scootaloo
>>Better than Pinkie Pie

>>31943610
>Slugbox

Slugbox...

>>31943578
Did someone say Pinkie Pie thread?

>>31943635
This was all I could think about when people started saying Scootaloo was their favorite

>>31943526
Wasn't that AJ, hence that it's a lie?
I would be interested in seeing if Rarity and Pinkie Pie had a secret friendship, where they don't talk during the day but they meet up at night to crash parties. Regardless of whether they're fancy cocktail parties or laid back frat ones, one just follows the other's example and blends in seemlessly.

>>31943620

I already have a love/hate-stalker romance with terse.

I got carried away with spoilers and scared him off.

:(

>>31943636
Also in the first 10 seconds of Best Night Ever

I noted it because it was an odd occurance.

>>31943678
Yeah, my mistake. I thought we were talking about AJ.

>>31943625

NO

How about some Christmas pony vectors?

>>31943591

Yes! They need to have a locked in a room episode. Rarity/Pinkie would probably be the best combo. Actually, Look Before You Sleep was kind of a Rarity/Applejack closet episode.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LockedInARoom

>>31943625
>you will never stick your penis in scootaloo's tight pony butthole

Okay every time I see Rarity on screen I start playing with my dick and hope that she tells me to fuck her. Is that abnormal?

>>31943680
You never scared me off, anon! The only problem is you're not the only one, and I have to be faithful to something.

>>31943710
No lie, I would devour Scootaloo like so many chicken wings.

>>31943634
oh deer...

>>31943625

Okay, I don't want to prove you right but I COULD go for some fried Scootaloo right now I'm not gonna lie.

BRB, gonna go draw Rainbow Dash asking Scootaloo to hop in a deep fryer.

Here's hoping that tomorrow's episode doesn't inspire a ton of complaining like last week's!

And I have a geology test in the morning... Fun fact! A 10.5-magnitude earthquake is impossible.

>>31943761
This is you, isn't it?

>>31943647
i should caption this and say
"THE IMAGE IS JUST SOME PIN UP CALENDER, VIRAL MARKETING, LETS GET BACK TO EA GAMES SHALL WE?"
but saying slugbox 2 times calls for microsoft sam

>>31943620
>>31943637
>rape Anon

Next three eps are chock full of world-building goodness.

>Sweet and Elite
Our first real look at Canterlot

>Secret of my Excess
Everything you've ever wanted to know about dragons *but were afraid to ask

>Hearth's Warming Eve
And that's how Equestria was made


I can't wait!

>>31943767
We need a fic of Pinkie Pie baking, just wondering about the joy each and every piece of pastery, cake, muffin and so on would bring everpony!

>>31943783
mother fucker, why does every single brony look so fucking stupid?

>>31943783
No. I just....I can't hell but want ot buttfuck her and then give her a dirty sanchez. And have her yell at me with that British accent and peg me with her horn.

>>31943769

Please /co/

I'm begging you

try with all your might to not fuck a pony

Remember, kids:
The ponies are fictional. You cannot have them, since they are not real.

Friday night, sitting in pony threads and watching a One Piece marathon stream, life couldn't be any more grand.

>>31943824
Ponies aren't real.

>>31943801
Hmm...are you saying I should put myself on the case, ArtPony? I shall add it to the list!

>>31943820
Is that a bullet deer?

>>31943808
MLP attracts that kind of people

>>31943824
>2011
>sexualizing ponies
ISHYGDDT

>>31943812
>british

>>31943620
...I don't understand, Anon. What are you trying to say?

>>31943812
>and then give her a dirty sanchez
gross

>>31943843
That kind of person
OR those kinds of people.

>>31943461

Are you the guy who writes Pony Space?

>>31943824
MY RAPE LUST CANNOT BE CONTAINED

>>31943767

You never disappoint. Keep playin.

>>31943832
THey're real to me DAMNIT!!!

>>31943824

No promises.

>>31943841
Yus! You didn't great on that Applejackwaifu thing, was adorable!
I can draw something as a trade.

>>31943610
Slugbox ponies give me a feel

Even the eldritch horror abomination ones

This is the last one.

>>31943911
did great*

>>31943876

Muscular ponies thread?

>>31943919
Minty Carrot!

>>31943727
>>31943741
>>31943766
>>31943806

Christmas Carol with ponies...Trixie as Scrooge, Twilight as Bob Cratchet, Fluttershy as Christmas Past, Pinkie as Christmas Present, and Dash as Christmas Future.

FUND IT!

>>31943926
no, stop with your porn

>>31943861
Well to hear her shriek in horror after I did that and then force her to lick my shit-stained cock clean would be soooo hot.

>>31943900

I wonder what Twilight has in her rape-sack there.

I hope it's rape!

>>31943926
>MUSCLE THREAD

yes

>>31943900

Saved like a baby in a burning building.

God that's fuckibf adorable.

>>31943935
And Snails and Diamond Tiara as Ignorance and Want.

New GG stuff.

>>31943935
Sadly, Winter Wrap-up is probably going to be the closeest thing to a Christmas episode MLP will have.

>>31943848
Yes that's the accent she has. My loins ache when I think of her crying out in that accent as I fuck her so hard....like as hard as Buffalo Bill would fuck himself if he could. And I'd even sing Goodbye Horses as I had teh secks with her.

>>31943792
i know! this month is so awesome!

>>31943886
Will do, anon!

>>31943923
>>31943911
That's fair! I've just watched you on dA, so you know who I am. I'll add it to the list, and...hmm...sure we can do an art trade, or we could even collaborate! How about I write the thing, and then you draw something to go with it?

>>31943980
Why didn't he post it here himself?

...or did he?

>>31943980

That's like 12+ hours old. That's like, years in internet time.

>>31943989

I guess you haven't seen the line-up for the next few episodes, then.

>>31943989
Actually no

>>31943989
Actually, they do appear to be doing a sort of "fantasy equivalent" thing a la Nightmare Night. "Hearthswarming Day."

>>31943935
Would that leave Rarity as Marley, then?

>>31943935
>Forgetting Pipsqueak as Tiny Tim
That's the most important part!

>>31944013

Was from yesterday.

>>31944020
It's Hearth Warming Day, but they might call Valentine's Heart Warming Day.

I feel a Futashy thread coming on guys.

>>31943935
I kind of wanna suggest Twilight as Scrooge and Trixie as Crachet.
Just because I imagine the whole friendship angle still playing here.

now on the subject of the OP, what do you think it will be that tempts Rarity to leave it all behind and move to Canterlot? I mean there's a lot of obvious things, but what specific thing do you think it will be?

>>31944053
GET THAT WEEABOO OUT OFF OF MY PONY!

>>31944020

> Pinkie Pie at Christmas.

ALL OF MY YES.

>>31944045
Having buttsecks with Fluttershy wouldn't be as fun because she would be like "Uh...e-e-xcuse me...if it isn't too much trouble, would you not do that?"

>>31943832
>you will never hear Pinkie giggle uncontrollably at a silly joke you told her, her laughter so infectious you can't help but join in
>you will never help Twilight work out a particularly tough science problem, watching as she prances about in her library in celebration
>you will never help Fluttershy rescue a wounded animal, carefully holding it in your arms as you bring it back to her cottage
>you will never bring in the last of the harvest with Applejack, both of you exhausted but satisfied with a good day's work
>you will never get a chance to have Rarity custom tailor an outfit for you, looking in the mirror thinking you've never looked so good as she watches with a knowing twinkle in her eye
>you will never get front row seats to one of Rainbow Dash's performances, cheering her on as she does amazing stunts and knowing that it's you she's looking at when she looks to the crowd

>you will never brofist Spike

>>31944045
Oh fuck no.

>>31944021
But she's the essence of generosity! You can't send her to hell for being a miser!

Guys.

Why does Season 2 feel like it's lessened in quality from Season 1?

>>31943998

She's not British. She has a Mid-Atlantic English accent like Katharine Hepburn.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mid-Atlantic_English

>>31944069
Nah, she would probably lock up during the foreplay and then you could rape her stiff form.

>>31944071
Ha! I've become immune to any of those feels!

>you will never brofist Spike.
;_;

>>31944053
If I had to guess, I'd venture to believe some sort of business deal. Maybe an opportunity to expand her business into the high life of Canterlot.

>>31944082
It hasn't. "Lesson Zero" was absolute gold, and the animation is way better than season 1.

>>31944011
Hm sounds like a good idea!
Though when I posted up the Rarity&Applejack pic, it was added all of a sudden to 20 groups, and I got 64 new watches, most likely missed which you were, but if your name is the same here as there then it will be no problem.

>>31944084
Whatever, I'd still wnat to buttfuck her if she ever comes and visits America. Do you think I should save up and buy sapphires to impress her?

>>31944082
because there's not enough Applejack yet

>>31944071

That's nothing copious amounts of weed and/or acid couldn't solve.

>>31943867

>>31944098
To add on to that, I'm partially hoping it was caused in part by Hoity-Toity's endorsement of her line, though I'm skeptical.

Given the choice, I'd rather have the Cheerilee episode sooner than the Rarity one

New pony quest begins in 1h 35m

Welcome to the world of dreams, where your thoughts become reality and your desires come to life before your very eyes. You are not sure how you and your friends found your way to this place, but it matters little now. Given your own world to do with as you please, what will you create? What of the other ponies who found their way to this mysterious place, or the strange guide who brought you here? All is not as it seems in this land of enchantment, dare you uncover it's dark secret?

Pony Quest: Dreamscape

What nightmares lurk within you?

When we start it up, you guys will choose a character from the mane six + CMC to be the lead character of this adventure.

>>31944109
nevermind! there you are.

>>31944021

Ooh, yeah that would work. I was trying to think of how she would fit in, and was thinking Fezziwig. I think maybe Celestia or Luna would do that role better.

And Spike as the young boy at the end who gets the turkey.

>>31944027

Well, that was kind of obvious.

>>31943808
>>31943808
if they were good looking, /fit/, /fa/, and socially outgoing, they wouldn't even know about MLP, much less about 4chan

they would barely know how to use a computer, and just for faceFUCK and SHITter

>>31944109
That's fair! My name is "TerseWriterfag" there (Tersewriterfag.deviantart.com), so that's the one you need to look out for. It should be fun, I imagine! I'll get started on something sometime soon, but I'm going away for the weekend and Monday to spend some time getting drunk with friends, and I won't be available. So I'll see if I can get something written up by then, but if not, it may not happen!

>>31944112
She's been in every episode so far in this season. I'll be damned if we haven't had enough Applejack by now.

>>31944158
Fuck you!
I have work in 20 minutes.

>>31944190
And by that I mean it may not happen until after Tuesday, depending on this weekend. Just have to hope I'm not too out of it, haha!

I want Scootaloo porn

Get me Scootaloo porn

>>31944053
dammit, I mean Trixie as Jabo Marley! Fuck, it's been too long!

>>31944152
Nobody gives a fuck about what you think anonymous, there is a Rarity episode tomorrow and you are going to fucking love it.

Remember that retard that had the hots for the female penguin from the Penguin and the Pebble? What was his name? Because sometimes fans of MLP seem to come off as a creepier version of him. Why would you have sexual feelings for them? They're not human. THat makes it sick.

>>31944191
You can never have enough Applejack

>>31944212
Who the fuck is THAT guy?

For that matter WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?

>>31944190
>doing art trades
jelly

>>31944206
I am indifferent to your anger!

>>31944234
animegirl_7 and animeboy_4

>>31944212
I thought this was Soaren and Ocatvia.

Turns out it's spike and wet hair Rarity.

>>31944275
Posed in Garry's Mod.

>>31944234
Spike and Rarity

>>31944275
Uh, what?
That's clearly animeboy_3
I mean, pay attention. Jeez.

>>31944230
Agreement.

>>31944234
supposed to be John Joseco's humanized Rarity and Spike. Admittedly even I had trouble telling it was rarity due to the hair being distinctly not FABULOUS, but I don't have a lot of pics with rarity in them, much less rarity exclusive pics.

>>31944240
Don't you have, like, a billion dudes you could art-trade with, man? You're ridiculously popular and notable! and if not, i'll art trade with you <3

>>31944152
I think a lot of people would prefer any other character over Rarity for an episode

>>31944317
Except Dash.

>>31944303
I've offered before but no one's taken me up on the offer... unless you count RO. He just does stuff for me for free. So that's cool, I guess.
I'd prefer to get some of that delicious writing out of you, actually. Writetrade!

>>31944330
And Pinkie Pie

>Implying Rarity wouldn't stop to fix her hair every five minutes mid-coitus

The bitch even SLEEPS with perfect hair.

>>31944229
Hubie
That was such a horribly put together movie

>>31944330

Typo, meant

>Especially Dash.

>>31944229

What is it about this that seems creepy to you?

>>31944212

Oh, okay. That makes more sense. I guess that could work, too.

So, who's up for some Christmas Cheer at the beginning of the month?

>>31944240
>NTSTS butting in in other tripfags' conversations that are none of his business, like the good circlejerker he is
Typical

>>31944343

>girl calmly and collectedly doing her hair with a dick in her ass

this is my fetish.jpg

>>31944317
Fuck you, how am I gonna fap to MLP without my British pony? I mean, I made a collage of her and masturbated a bunch to it already.

>>31944357
>wrong cutie mark

trolololo

Don't tell me my whistling is good, MLPG.

Whistling's dead.

And we both know that.

>>31944240
I'll draw you up something in return for writing that fic.

After I finish the billion other things I promised people that is.

>>31944357
>G3 cutie mark
This guy is the proto-brony.
He is the hero they deserve.

>>31944383

It's G3 Rainbow Dash

which makes the picture even more disturbing

typical G3 Fan.jpg

>>31944389
Naw, I owe you for like, two other requests you've done for me. This'll just make me even.

>>31944375
YEAH WELL i'm sorry

>>31944387
If you can whistle some western themes I will be amazed

>>31944356
Im sick of this whore, she better stay the fuck out tomorrow.

>>31944339
I'm sure you'll find luck eventually! I mean, that NinesTempest dude and that Present Perfect guy on Ponychan seem very enamoured of you. Why not go to them and ask there? That might get you a lot of notice, I am told you're the new hot stuff on their /fic/ board! Hey, I'd be down for a writetrade. Is there anything in particular you want from me? You still haven't given me your requests!

>>31944399
I thought that was Chris-Chan.

>>31944353
NO no, this was a real person who was like a retard or something. He made a vid on youtube where he's stuffing his face at mcdonald's and his mom tells him to stop and he starts barking at her with "MOM BE QUIET!!!"

>>31944356
I HATE SOFT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AUzKHGJnU0

So, anyone else who has seen Generation 1?

Quite charming for being so girly.

>Lady Lovelylocks

>>31944421
Timbox?

>>31944421
Good lord, that's awful. thanks for the correction

>>31944438
I'm rather fond of g1

How does /co/ feel about octoctavia?

>>31944443
That's it! The guy who talks about fucking and scat play with the ponies reminds me timbox.

Jousting general.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvmyu1l0HxQ&feature=related

Ponies are not real. You will never have them.

>>31944460
I dont get it.

>>31944438
>Tirak
Aww yeah.

>>31944460
There's already porn of it. It's been around for, like, a day, and there's already porn of it.

Fuck.

>>31944438
I've only seen the pilot and the end of the movie. Didn't really like it.

>>31944460
That she needs to stop playing around my vegetable oil.

>>31944317
Well I dunno, aside from the last two Dash episodes, a lot of episodes that focus and develop on a character turn out pretty good.

I am looking forward to watching them expand on Rarity a bit since i will admit that she and Pinkie Pie are my least favorite of the main cast. (However, for me the Main cast all occupy the #1 spot and the ranks are more like #1.1 (Twilight and Rainbow Dash), #1.2 (Applejack), etc. etc.)

>>31944460
>not Dr. Octo Octavia.

>>31944460
It's shitty, uninspired wordplay.

Even Glitter can do better.

>>31944460
> Octotavia
... WHYEST BONER

>>31944438
I quite like G1. It's all right. Chilling, though, and not in a good way.

>>31944459
I think they should have included something... more dark in FiM. Though I havn't seen the G2-3, those damn witches were rather hilarious.

>>31944387

Sweet Georgia Brown.

Now.

So I have this sexual fantasy of being Celestia's personal sex slave, is that too bizarre to tell a girl I like?

>>31944551

If you omit the Celestia part, then most girls would probably think it's just a kink. they might even like it

>>31944551
Just tell her you want to submit to her every will, and treat her like a princess.

Tadaa, you're very own Princess Celestia

>>31944551
Dominatrix is quite common
>Is pretty interested in other people's sexual fetishes, academical SCIENCE purposes.

>>31944551
Question: Do you want the girl to like you and not think you're a furry?

>>31944539
The Only Good Pony of G1: Spock Pony.

That and the villains were awesome and should return. Including Spike.

>>31944582
Well I mean more along the lines of the humanized Celestia. Something about her voice and character makes me just get all hard and shit to be like poned by her.

>>31944582
Everyone panics about this shit, but really all you have to do is explain "There's this show I like and there's this really gorgeous queen with this amazing 'warm authority' voice and sometimes I fantasize XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX."

For God's sakes, part of being in a good relationship is knowing how to craft the most effective lies that keep them from thinking you're weird, or at least not oversharing.

On a related note, ponies!

>>31944598
>Not knowing wind whistler's name

"Figging...To treat a horse in such a way as to make the animal appear lively, as by putting a piece of ginger into the anus."
— Imperial Dictionary of the English Language, 1883

An 1811 dictionary states: "to feague a horse is to put ginger up a horse’s fundament, and formerly, as it is said, a live eel, to make him lively and carry his tail well. It is said, a forfeit is incurred by any horse-dealer’s servant, who shall show a horse without first feaguing him."[2] Ginger is an irritant, and when administered to a horse, the horse will carry its tail high and generally act somewhat restless and more lively. In the past, the purpose was often to make an older horse behave like one that was younger, or to temporarily liven up a sick or weakened animal.

Today this practice still occurs, now called gingering the tail or simply gingering. Most often, it is done with a paste product with concentrated Gingerol. Today the purpose is mostly to make the horse carry its tail high, and to a lesser extent to encourage the horse to move in a lively fashion. It is a particular problem for the halter horses in the Arabian and American Saddlebred breeds, where high tail carriage and animation are desired traits. However, nearly all horse show sanctioning organizations in the USA explicitly forbid it and have the authority to disqualify a horse abused in this way. While some areas may be less than rigorous about enforcing the rule, tests such as "ginger swabbing" may be done to detect the presence of ginger in the anus. While it is not entirely reliable, concerns of being detected by anal tests has led to some horse handlers placing the raw ginger in the vagina, if the horse is a mare.[3] A modern veterinary dictionary notes that vaginal placement is more effective than anal insertion, because the ginger is likely to remain in place longer, and concludes gingering "would be considered to be an act of cruelty in any civilized community."[4]

>>31944648
Well I want to be honest because I also want to put a saddle on her and ride her into battle against Discord in the bedroom.

>>31944514
I dunno, I thought Suited for Success, Look Before you Sleep, and Sisterhooves Social were great episodes for fleshing out Rarity's character

That's why Rarity is my favorite character, honestly. I think she's really fleshed out and a great character.

Also because I love it when she and Applejack interact, it's adorable

Be honest /co/.

You don't really like ponies do you?

>>31944665
We know.

>>31944703
real ones, no
cartoon marshmallow ones, fuck yes

>>31944665
>by putting a piece of ginger into the anus
You lost me.

>>31944703

not sure what you mean, but yes. we do really like ponies.

Sweden made the Yellow-green one... or was it that white on in front... Anyway, yeah they dubbed it over to a guy cause... um.. I dunno.

I never thought I'd step foot into one of these threads, but my Girlfriend ( Who recently went Pony) has lost The Hub at her place and I sure as hell don't want her coming to my place to Watch Ponies. No offense to y'all but I dont like having multicolored female horses dancing on my TV screen, does anyone know where other than the Hub to watch MLP, specifically an Online service?

>>31944742
Youtube

>>31944737
skide svenskere

>>31944703
I think the whole thing is pretty fucking gay honestly. Wish it would have stayed banned.

>>31944742
They're usually posted the day of on YouTube on one account or another. Keep an eye out on these threads and you'll do awright.

Just tell your girlfriend this, then you don't need to go here.

>>31944703
We love ponies here dude.

>>31944742
jewtube

>>31944742
Your hand has become sentient? I'd share some pony porn with my gf (if I had one) and then sniff some Amelia Nitetrait and have wild horse sex with her. You're a weird fuck, bro.

>>31944742
Hasbro removed all MLP episodes off youtube yesterday

>>31944766
I was never banned in the first place, only restricted.

>>31944178
I'm detecting some asspain here

>>31944742
YouTube, if she doesn't mind watching it two hours after it's on. Otherwise, there are streams.

>>31944742
http://derpyhoovesnews.com usually has the links posted on the top of the page, as does EquestriaDaily.com

>>31944787
Not all, just the ones that were flagged.

You can still find them via Google/YouTube search for episode title.

>>31944721

>>31944787
Watching MLP right now. Sishoove social to be exact. God I want Rarity to yell at me and whip me and shit. I love watching them freak out like that.

>>31944787

oh god the pone

>>31944820
Just stop already.

>>31944851
I WISH I COULD LIKE PONES AS MUCH AS YOU PONELIKER

>>31944851
dude your not even doing it right

>liking ponies
>1066

>>31944787

Nope, they're still up. Just because a few channels hosting the episodes get shut down doesn't mean the other 284 channels with them aren't still up.

Also, it might just be Habsro again.

>>31943926
Muscular asses don't look like that.

>>31944760
Jo, åka skidor är djävligt roligt.

>>31944696
okay, point taken. So maybe what folks are really upset about is a lack of Applejack episodes?

Though as far as my personal ratings are concerned, even I don't fully know why they're like that.

I mean, yeah, I like Rainbow Dash but she's obviously an asshole, though I wonder if it's BECAUSE she's an asshole that makes me enjoy her.

(Also, is it weird that I've come to find the Spike x Applejack ship adorable?)

>>31944438

The whole thing gives me a very Lovecraftian vibe for some reason. Apparently G1 ponies reproduce by magic pathogenesis.

Honestly, the old art style is creepy as fuck for me.

>>31944478

I feel bad for RD fans.

They get two substantially subpar focus episodes, and Rarity gets the two best episodes of the season.

>>31944909
I don't know what it just said, but it sounded sexy and consenting.

>>31944892

She's not a bitch as much as she's painfully honest.

>>31944909
Cela est vrai. Il s'agit d'un pégase.

>>31944892
>Trying to draw a random pony
>can't think of hair
>see pic
AHHA!

>>31944909
Why is RD jacking off the air?

>>31944925
Twilight gets the best episodes this season

>>31944852
What? I'm turned on by the fantasy of being dominated by a british sounding thing.....is that bad? My wiener doesn't think so.

>>31944870
>pone liking.. guys
hey im one of those. i like ponoes.

>>31944962
Just stop already.

>>31944909
Tess!
I thought you had died and left poni threads forever!
I was so happy for you...

>>31944848
> not 55Gb of raw TrollHD rips just for s01

lame

>>31944892

At first I didn't much care for Applejack.

Then I started to like her, and was annoyed that she has only had one and two half episodes about her, which is less than any other of the Mane Six (or even the CMC).

But then I realized she's in just about every episode (I think Green Isn't Your Color is the only one she hasn't been in). She's always there. Practially the secondary main character after Twilight. She doesn't really need her own episodes.

Now she's one of my favorite ponies.

"Tirek, a gigantic half-goat/half-horse/half-man and 150 percent motherfucking hellspawn, lives in his Midnight Castle. Scorpan, his Yeti-with-wings minion, executes his evil commands, which oddly mostly consists of kidnapping ponies.

Tirek's plan involves using a powerful black magic, called The Power of Darkness, to turn said ponies into dragon slaves so they'll pull his "Chariot of Darkness" and perhaps some other appliance of darkness that requires dragon energy to work properly.

Read more: 7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost to Retarded Heroes | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_17129_7-badass-cartoon-villains-who-lost-to-retarded-heroes_p2.html#i
xzz1fQsu2jTm

Who Was He Constantly Losing To?

My Little Ponies"

>>31944904
Yeah they all look like ducks in the face.
Well, it's like FiM-verse, they have loooooots of fucking dangerous monsters and... still peace and joy reign

Thank you Pony-Friends. She's currently catching up on the series as we speak.

Which pony would you let pop your zits as you both lay in bed naked.

Boy this thread is dead...

>>31944909
Pony modern art is only good modern art

>>31945006
They've blown up a couple of their enemies, and use magic against the rest. Even Spike has blown fire at enemies, which I don't think G4 Spike has done.

>>31945051
That's because I'm going to be streaming The Big Lebowski in about an hour or so with a choice of Horror film after, but not before a Looney Tunes/Batman TAS break in between.

>>31945049
i do that myself thanks

>>31945051
Auto-sage?

>>31945049
Is...
Is this some sort of new fetish?

>>31945051

>Thread starts off as a great Scootaloo thread
>Some fools insist it become a Pinkie thread instead
>Thread turns to shit

LESSON LEARNED, HUH?

>>31945051
Well allow me to indulge my fantasy further. See I think Pinkie Pie would be the craziest one to bed because she's just so full of energy she would wear mere mortal men out.

>>31945074
>choice of horror film

Ooo, what are the choices?

>>31945074
I need to watch another one of their films - I've seen The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, and Fargo.

What should I watch next?

>>31944935
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images
Art History dude.
Of course I barely remember most of it so who am I to talk?
>>31944984
I am always with you.
In your hearts.

>>31945089
She would probably sex your dick to the bone. Pinkie is advised in small doses with long breaks in between.

>>31944925
I dunno, I mean for Dash fans May the Best Pet Win gave us a sweet duet with her and Fluttershy while Mare-Do-Well (at least for me) gave us an over-the-top Superhero parody episode.

I mean for Dash personally, they kind of sucked and saw her repeatedly humiliated, but the again, a smart Dash fan (no, it's not a COMPLETE oxymoron) would recognize that Dash is the kind of character who needs her aesops to be an anvil to the face launched from a rail gun at point blank for her to fully get it.

And if Rainbow Dash wasn't so thick headed and rude, we'd probably get complaints of her being way too perfect. I mean she looks awesome, she can fly (and you are a LIAR if you claim flying is not at least ten points to cool), she's a speedster, she's confident, and apparently indestructible.

Remove the flaws and you'd wonder why the rest of the main six even exist.

hey little ponies

I have some candy

>>31945106
>In your heart
Sounds painful

>>31945113
That's kind of my thing. I can't get off unless I'm completely worn out. Like I mean I'm about to need to be hospitalized.

Can someone post wet Rarity plox? I swore I had it, but did not. Pic related.

>>31944904

G1 had male ponies (with UNSHORN FETHLOCKS) but they only appeared once.
Hasbro didn't wanted male ponies around back then.

>>31945101
O Brother Where Art Thou

And one of their underrated early works, The Hudsucker Proxy

>>31945098
The ones I got are:
All Alien Films
Child's Play 1+2
The Thing
American Psycho (was watched on Wednesday already)
and all 3 Paranormal Activities (Paranormal Activity 3 is of mildly decent quality)

I need some horror movie recommendations to download.

What makes you want to fuck ponies the most

>>31945170
Not-
Wait, is that a trick question?

>>31945086
Zit-popping fetish has been around for a while. Internet says so.

>>31945170
The uh....cutie marks....

>>31945168
Also Barton Fink and Raising Arizona

>>31945170

>>31945118
I would never watch a show about a flawless RD because she is a terrible character.

>>31945168
Oh yeah. I'll definitely look up O Brother Where Art though. I freaking love musicals.

>>31945135
It's actually pretty roomy.

>>31945170
the sounds and the shape of their bodies I don't know what to tell you

>>31945118
>Mac
>Necromancer

He just went full retard.

>>31945170
Their personality. Especially Rarity's

Gen1 spike, He chased those fillies, oh yes he did.

>>31945170
Their bodies look so fragile and childlike.

>>31945165
Back then they were Mattel I believe.
>>31944991
And that's why applejack is in my #1.2 spot.

>>31945207
Okay, you can stay...
But no pets.

>>31945170
Their exceedingly muscular marecunts of course.

>>31945233
Yes....yes they do....

>>31945170
marshmallow bodies with candy vaginas

>>31945239
That's how you know AJ is a good character. She's always there, but you never notice it, but at the same time, you appreciate her presence when she is focused on.

>>31945169
One that used to be a hit on the /x/ streams, and one of my personal favorites, is called Noroi: The Curse. Sort of a Japanese take on Blair Witch meets the X-files. It's not just good by japanese horror standards, but by any horror film standards.

You can find it on-line for free, but I don't know the best place to download it from.

>>31944389
Hey, SB, SB hey hey hey SB hey hey SB hey SB SB hey hey SB HEY.

Doctor Whooves was dropped off at the post office earlier today

I am now imagining Tess living in a heart fortress.

>>31945162

>>31945250
Two cats are cool though right?

I hate F:E It has Dash reading

>>31945258
>not wanting to rub your face in a fat, musky futa ponysheath
>2011

>>31945308
Fuck you buddy.
And stop stealing my delicious artery plaque.
I was saving it.

>>31945162

>>31945294
And making drawings that cause heart attacks

>>31945335
LOL anyone have that Luna Dom thing that was six posts long? I need to fap real bad and that would hit the spot. Or any pics of the ponies as humans?

FUCK.

I wasted another day doing nothing but posting on MLPG.

Overlooking AJs hardworking, tough exterior, she really is a feminine pone.

>>31943493

Rarity complements her punch at Gummy's birthday party during party of one.

>>31945281
Amen.

>>31945286
That is awesome and I am this happy.

Also rewatching through season 6 right now because it arrived yesterday. What is it with Moffat and aliens that you have to keep looking at?

>>31945349
That is his fiendish plan. To kill us with cute and steal our hearts for his diabolical Cardiac Castle.

>>31945341
Didn't see your name on it.
>>31945294
Where else am I suppose to hoard my junk?

>>31945398
I would take AJ so lovingly she'll wobble when she struts

>>31945431
...in... your.... trunk?

sorry now I feel horrible.

>>31944082
We're not even halfway through the season yet and there've already been plenty of great episodes.

Return of Harmony 1 & 2
Lesson Zero
Luna Eclipsed

Hell, even the CMC appearances have been better than last season.

>>31944082
Because the show hasn't had any episodes you've liked quite as much as those of the first season yet, apparently. Still a ways to go, man.

>>31945415
the hell is this

>>31944082
Because too much Dash and the fucking CMC.

>>31945440
The bad thing about AJ though, is that she would remain very faithful to only one person, so you can kiss your fantasies goodbye if she's taken. Pinkie Pie on the other hand...

>>31945440
Hit it so hard not even the likes of Kicks McGee and Bucky McGuillicuddy can withstand the onslaught?

>>31945483
http://www.billietheunicorn.com/fall.html

>>31944082
BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOSTALGIA GOGGLES ON.

seriously this season is great, better then the last. though i did kinda like the more fantasy like elements of the first season, the ponies are certainly a bit more human like in the second season. what with construction jobs and all.

>>31945465
>>31945481
>>31945486
>slowpoke.jpg

Taking bets: What horrible thing is going to happen to this adorable little fucker?

>>31945491
Pinkie PIe would probably be the most experimental but I think Fluttershy would have the freakiest kinks. It's always the quiet ones that are scary in bed.

>>31945511
I really like season one, but breaking up the old "lesson learned by Twilight and friends on an all-Six adventure" has really paid off.

>>31945481
>implying all the new episodes haven't been horrible
loljk

>>31945518
>>31945511
damn you irony

>>31945508
Any CMC is too much.

>>31945415
Actually it's a giant rocketship made out of hearts.
But you were close though.
>>31945463
Too much stuff to fit there.
>>31945483
Billie the Unicorn. It's pretty cool, and the artist is awesome.
http://potatofarmgirl.deviantart.com/

>>31945506
So Rose...
Draw any new Ponies lately?

>>31945534
Snout cut off.

>>31945296
thanks a bunch!!

>>31945508
Any CMC is too much CMC.

>>31945534
It's going to get snuggled to death

>>31945556
Tess I already begged Goggles for one but would you draw a unicorn sometime?

No rush, just whenever.

>>31945118
>
>I mean for Dash personally, they kind of sucked and saw her repeatedly humiliated, but the again, a smart Dash fan (no, it's not a COMPLETE oxymoron) would recognize that Dash is the kind of character who needs her aesops to be an anvil to the face launched from a rail gun at point blank for her to fully get it.
Pretty much this.
Too many Dash waifufags were jumping out saying how her friends were SCARRING HER PSYCHOLOGICALLY or were TOO MEAN to her, even though it's very explicit at the end of the episode, from her expression and "I get it now!" tone, that Rainbow Dash took it extremely well once she was told her lesson.

>>31945518
Well, excuse me, princess! Aren't I allowed to take my time to think up a reasoned response? Admittedly that wasn't it, but, eh.

>>31945539
>rage.jpg

>>31945559
maybe after install scanner drivers

>>31945596
>Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!

I feel bad for fictional characters

Like, seriously. All the fanfic and porn...

>>31945518

In their defense, this whole thread has been rather slowpoke.

>>31945506
>>31945556
Hmm.. nah, I'll pass.

Didn't really catch me this one.

>>31945619
I fucking love drivers.
Always updating and shit.

"In this scene there is a woman getting raped by a pony then shot in the head with a bazooka" - Evil Ed/Censor! 1995

>>31945626
Except you know, they're not real so they have no idea about this kind of shit.

>>31945626
why fictional characters can't feel shit, and if people were masturbating to me, i'd be pretty happy.


It'd be good to know that there's people out there who find me sexually attractive.

I'll be streaming some King of the Hill until we get enough people to start the movie.
http://www.livestream.com/bluebeanersextravagantgettogether

>>31945626
If I were a fictional character, I'd actually be more amused and strangely flattered.

>>31945665
>foreverugly.jpg

>>31945626
You should better feel bad for the creators and the VAs

>>31945672

>>31945556
>Too much stuff to fit there.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnngh!

sorry its 4 in the morning.

>>31945672
>King of the Hill
DISGUISING

>>31945624
That's the feel I was going for!

>>31945672

>>31945665
What if the things that found you sexually attractive were things that you found decidedly... not?

>>31945063

>>31945643
unicorns aren't for everyone, yeah

Hey guys, I went out and got a job today. What have you done?

is twilight proud of me yet?

>>31945665
HELLO NATHAN!