>S's

>>31871300
DONE.

>>31871934
Thank you.

>>31871934

Ahahaha, oh wow.

>>31871941
>and then i wanted to write a continuation with non-pussy vampires
>and then i remembered the next two weeks are probably going to be the most hectic of my life

why can't these things happen when i have free time

http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/

Finally a pony general.

>>31871934
I wonder why we haven't had more Richard (LFG) in MLPFIM fanart.

The Continued Adventure of Scrubbing Bubbles

You have just chased the PURPLE UNICORN to a big TREE HOME and tried in vain to kick down the DOOR. Once again, you are ALONE.

What do you do?

[Game un paused, new partial majority rules in effect. Also I'm no longer going to post pics so not to eat up all the post limit]

my fetish is horny sexually frustrated ponies trying and failing to get laid.

>>31871934

>>31871934
>replace shitty picture with yours

>>31871957
>http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/
>did he fix that problem about not changing poses aside from arm movements and eyes?
>nope

>>31871934
It's not rape, it's unilateral consent.

>>31871962
because its a boring character from a bad comic no one likes.

>>31871971
bust through the wall and yell "OHHHH YEAHHHH"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw4zPN5tTRw
Are there still people who hate Rarity?

>>31871971
ask what's hapening
offer sexual favors

>>31871971
Apologize heartily through the door and explain that you like her very much and it was the heat of the moment and oh gosh you'd really like to not be alone out here right now

>>31871971
Knock on the door and tell her we have no idea what's going on. Tell her we tend to bite people when we get scared.

> You will never pour peanut butter on her hot purple flanks while she's being all sarcastic.

>>31871985

THIS.

>>31872003
I support that.

>inb4 samefags force the stupid answers

>>31872003
>low-roll
suppose I'll endorse that course of action.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RJM0P1B6
there
its an old game
you may need to run it in compatibility mode
install it and play that shit

>>31871986
yes actually.

>>31872009
>pour peanut butter

What kind of peanut butter do you buy?

>>31872003
Do this

>>31872003
This is our best bet.

>>31872020
chunky, nutty peanut butter. poured between her asscrack, licking it up from her cunt to her asshole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L9u0T0AQRI

>>31871971
Attempt window-entry and apologies. Attempt to obtain tea afterwards.

>>31872020
yeah, you dont poor peanut butter. you spread that shit. like applebloom spreads it on her pussy lips for winnona to lick off when she is CERTAIN granny and her older siblings are asleep.

>>31872016
i'm going to mod this into dinosaurs, just you wait
rainbow meter? nigguh i got a BLOOD METER
THE BLOODLUST MUST BE SATISFIED
REVEL IN THE HUNT

sentient dinosaurs in TES would have worshiped hircine
a cult of hunt crazed carnivores that pledged their fealty to a mad god of hunting. how terrifying is this

this thread needs to go fast.
sofastithurts

>>31872027
You cannot pour peanut butter.

>>31871976

God damn it, I laughed out loud.

>>31872039
with a spooooon.

>>31872032
Goddammit YouTube stop changing things

wow, somewhere along the line, generals got really gay.

inb4 Wanda Sykes

>>31871934
Haha oh wow.

*We apologize for the inconvenience. Please stand by while we fix the silent thread.*

>>31872003
>03
>Apologize heartily through the door and explain that you like her very much and it was the heat of the moment and oh gosh you'd really like to not be alone out here right now

Ok, ok, lets take a breath. Maybe the solution isnt hitting things. You decided to be more tactful about this.

You apologize desperately through the door, telling the PURPLE UNICORN that you were scared and confused and it wont happen again and you're so sorry and you were scared and sorry and really REALLY sacred, please let me in sorry please.

Theres a tense silence when you stop rambling. "This...this is just some kind of trick! You're just like the other."

"Twilight, maybe we should-"

"No Spike! You didnt see what I saw. We can't be too careful anymore!"


You definitely seem to have they're attention.....who ever "they" are.

>>31872069
>6:15 am east coast
nop

>>31872071
tell them you have a gun to shoot whatever the fuck they're talking about
ask what the fuck they're talking about afterwards

>>31872071
>gotta wait for the post numbers to roll over to low again because /co/ be slo'

>>31872071
Ask who "they" are.

>>31871920
>the horror continues

>>31872071
"What did you see? Is it scary? IS IT OUT HERE WITH ME!?

>>31872071

Sing a song.

>>31872095
oh shit, this
sing a jaunty tune

>>31872071
Ask her what the "they" are.

>>31872081
I thought we're doing the majority? What's with the post numbers then?

Why are you all needlessly complicating this thing?

Fuck this, we need SOMETHING.

Everyone, post your favorite image of your favorite pony, and why it's your favorite! Fanart, screen cap, whatever. DO IT.

As for this, well, it makes my heart melt. She just looks so damned pretty.

>>31872071
Ask them what they saw, continue apologies. Complain about the weather.
If you gain entry to the house, obtain a hot drink and begin chatting up the inhabitants.

>>31872071
Who's they?

You should all be asleep

>>31872104
zecora, because she's the most mysterious and interesting character, both because of her race and her "profession"

>>31872101
Welp.

>>31872109
This . We need to get to the bottom of this.

>>31872104

Ugh, it's too difficult to pick just one.

>>31872104

Because she's pretty.

>>31872104
Exceeded expectation, voice, cares about her friends and would do anything for them also great personality

>about to reply during an 0X
>browser stops working
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO.

>>31872104
Not my favourite picture but I've got too many Twilight pictures but, this is still a nice picture.

>>31872104
She's adorable. Straight up. Her enthusiasm for everything reminds me of what I've long since lost to my cynicism and apathy, and her love of magical sciences strikes me as something I'd be absolutely fascinated in. All in all, she's pretty much the person younger me imagined I'd stay, and the person reality robbed from me.

She's also got a sharp sense of humour, is confident, witty, and rather easy on the eye. I never asked for a waifu, but she gave me one anyway.

>>31872103
because even if we have a lot of people seconding something, if that post number is around 60+, we'll screw up more and more

>>31872104
Dis one

>>31872104

>>31872079
>>31872083
>>31872093
>>31872102
>ask what the fuck they're talking about


You try desperately to get some information from these two, but now it seems they're arguing amongst themselves. The mare (Twilight you think you over heard her name?) is arguing that they need to stay inside, thats its not safe and that it was a mistake to leave before.

The other (Spike?) is arguing thats not right, there could be others.

Twilight says she got bit by "that monster at the door."

You get so caught up in this conversation that didnt notice something was behind you until it tapped you on the back, nearly scaring you out of your skin!

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31872104
Not my favorite one, but I love it

>>31872103
It's how he is rolling dice.

>>31872178
Turn, while getting out of its reach.

>>31872178
IT'S GO TIME
ROUNDHOUSE KICK
>tapped you on the back, implying non-maliciousness
TOO BAD
THERE'S NO MERCY IN GOTIME

>>31872178
Scream that there's something out there with you and attempt to climb up the tree.

>>31872166
I don't get what you're saying. How is it possible to screw that up?

>>31872178
Plead them to let you in, scream for help. Tell them you'll clean their toilet free of charge.

>>31872178
Jump back and pull out our plunger.

You could always let us come to a consensous about what we want to do and then roll your dice with this.
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

I hate myself bros. I am tired of not having any fans irl. What do you guys do to keep you from feeling the pain of being alone?

>>31872178

Powerdive, roll and turn around. Just in case it was someone malicious being playful before deciding to tear your guts out.

>>31872178

Become the door.

Anyone taking photoshop requests? I'd like to get this in Luna (with the light blue hair).

>>31872215
[CHARACTER NEEDS TO BE UNLOCKED]

>>31872189
>turn, while getting out of its reach.

AAAAAHHH ITS SOME KINDA BOOIN GUNA EAT BRAIN AAAAAH

You try to put as much space between what ever it is and you, but there's hardly any room oh no! You press your back against the door and come face to face with......a cross eyed GREY PEGASUS. She looks at you with a confused look on her face.

Oh.

>in fit of boredom, ask ponychan's /media/ a media question
>no answer after two bumps
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/media/res/24888.html
>the other threads are basically "I MADE THIS PMV IS IT GOOD" with shitty linkin park music

why do i even bother anymore

>>31872255
>depry in the story
eeeeeh

>>31872255
Tell her hello.

>>31872251
Disregard that. I hit enter by mistake.

>>31872255
Greet her.

>>31872255
Are we doing the first reply, the lowest post number, whatever you chose or majority vote? I am so confused right now.

>>31872255

>[CHARACTER NEEDS TO BE UNLOCKED]

GOD FINE, COMPLETE THE HORSE WANKING TASK ON HARD DIFFICULTY TO UNLOCK IT.

>>31872257

>posting on ponychan

There's your problem right there.

>>31872257
>Ponychan
Found your problem.

>>31872255
Say hello, while backing up to the door. Say it loud enough for the people in the house to hear.

>>31872285
It kinda just told you what to do.

>>31872285

No idea what the game or whatever you're downloading is, but if you can't run it from a file you have to mount the iso and run it that way.

>>31872009
Oh, stop it, you're being too romantic. No, no, of course food play is super-duper hot and not weird in the slightest, it's just that ... we don't really have any more to actually play with. Maybe if you hadn't went out and bought that RC helicopter, when we could already only afford to eat -bread- would be a hint.

No, of course you get enough income from that bartender job you landed. Because your family has the same expenses as a college dorm-room. Honey, have you ever heard the saying "you get what you pay for"?

why so slow

>>31872104
Look at this adorable pony

How hard is it to take care of a real pony. And is it difficult to train them in the art of fellatio?

>>31872104
I love Rariy's face in this one

>>31872314
Maybe people have a life beyond pony.

Scary concept, I know.

I need you guys to cheer me up. I feel like committing suicide right now.

>>31872257
>>31872257
>Oh they have an art board?

>mfw

>>31872273
Majority rule. Post numbers help determine if certain actions pass or fail.

>>31872267

Well, you feel stupid. So far you've BITTEN someone and freaked out to another. You relax a little and say hello to this new pony.

She beams at you with a big open mouth smile at you. "Muffin."

What the fuck am I looking at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsyNhfhrbo

>>31872346
>>>/ponychan/chat/

>>31872348
Promise her muffins in exchange for directions to the inn.

>>31872348
"Any idea what that purple pony is freaking out about?"

>>31872311
Yeah, because doing something nice for the pony I love isn't fine at all. So what if it means we eat a bit crappier for a while, it's not like our food is enjoyable *now*. At least this way we get to have a bit of fun, and a bit of variety in our diet.

>>31872348
I dont trust this one, clearly /something/ is up. Shakily call out "Twilight.... are you sure I can;t come in?"

>>31872346

>>31872348
This is confusing. Ask her about muffins.

>>31872348
Slowly back off.

What is it calle when you feel a deep desire to kill yourself because you have no life?

>>31872353
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsyNhfhrbo
holy shit
that is like the worst fucking thing i've ever seen.
it's just....everything bad, all at once

>>31872379
Blasphemy.

>>31872228
Here, did the best I could which isn't great
Sorry for the poor quality and I can not into horn.

>>31872353
>A Brony
>A Sonic fan
>Linkin Park

Man, he should kill himself right now

>>31872314
>Got a final exam tomorrow morning
>Told myself not to visit 4chan until I finished studying
Failed
maybe because of studying

>>31872391
>Bucket tool

Well, it's nice...though...

>>31872353
>go to post this on ponychan
>someone already did, in my thread asking for help that never received responses
oh u

Faceless, please write something about Berry Punch and Sweet Tart (Peanut butter pony) meeting in a bar.

>>31872402
I... I used the wand and brush tool.

I wanna draw like this.

That op image makes me think about all the times I had a chance to make my life better but chose instead to sit at this computer alone again.

>>31872407
they fucked, berry was drunk and sweet tart kept demeaning her. the end.


I don't do requests.

>>31872405

Okay you caught me.

>>31872092

OH GOD

>Ditzy
>Scootaloo joke
>Brony

>>31872358
>>31872365
>>31872376
>>31872378


You decide to try you luck with the GREY PEGASUS.

"Excuse me, sorry, you see I'm new in town and was hoping if you could please give me directions to the inn, please? I seem to have uh....made a mistake with the purple pony that lives here. I'll....buy you muffin in return for your help."


The GREY PEGASUS gives you the same crossed thousand yard stare. "Muffin."


"Is that......Twilight, did you just hear-" Spike says from behind the door, before he's cut off.

"SHHHHH!"

It seems they've stopped arguing

>>31872449
Cry in frustration.

>>31872449
"Hey there's this grey-colored mare with yellow hairdo out here, uhhh... what's going on?"

>>31872449
Attempt to talk to her. If she simply says 'mufiin' again, freak out and try to get into the tree house, because that's somewhat disturbing.

>>31872449
Ask Twilight if the gray mare is alright.

>>31872449
Suddenly realize you are the muffin.

Or, rather, what she seems to see as a muffin.

in other words RUN YOU FOOL SHE'S ONE OF THEM

>>31872449
Fus ro dah everything

>>31872449
Ask if you can hitch a ride on the wing-gifted grey pony to somewhere safe. Be sure to get into a striking pose of ADVENTURE and then fly off into the sunset with your newfound romance.

>>31872428
MORE IS REQUIRED FOR MY ERECTION

>>31872496
>SCRUBBING BUBBLES; achieve CHIM and realize you are an entity within the imagination of another entity yet still maintain a concept of self
>SCRUBBING BUBBLES; become dragonborn

>>31872496

THIS.

>rape

>>31872407
>Sweet Tart
>Diamond Sparkler
>Single Sarcastic Horse Mom

WHAT DO WE CALL HER

Guys, you are more boring than usual, what happens?

>>31872455
>>31872458
>>31872463

"UGH!"

You are getting NO WHERE with this feather brain. Keeping your attention on her, you try to speak at the others inside. "I know you dont trust me right now, but could you tell me what the deal is with this grey pegasus?"

"Oh, thats just De-"

"SPIKE GET IN THE BASEMENT!"

"Twilight! What is-"

"SPIKE WE NEED TO GET IN THE BASEMENT NOW!"

Theres sound of commotion and heavy things falling over behind the door now.


"Muffin!" She still there in front of you and shes.....shaking?

Oh boy, oh boy.

GeneralIvan reposted All Aboard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0td2qr6khNk

>>31872527
sexy time happens.

>>31872531
Falcon kick through her window. apologize for the mess.

>>31872531
FUS
RO
DAH

>>31872531
Take out plunger and assume defensive stance.

>>31872527

It always happens when they go off on their "quest" dealys. I've seen roughly 3-4 of these ever since the initial quest, and it's almost always extremely slow and boring.

>>31872531

FUS ROH DAH.

>>31872531
Get the fuck away from there.

>>31872552
It's not like the thread would be moving any faster without the quest in place. There is significant time for posting in between updates.

>>31872531
This is fairly distressing. Scream to be let in, away from that pegasus. She probably has some disease. You don't want to catch that, do you?

Also, draw your plunger.

>>31872531
(meta) she's probably looking for her kid.

>>31872507

C'mon Flutters! Let's go for a walk in the park! I bet one of your friends will see you in your sexy new collar!

~yay!~

>>31872562

I dunno, man, every time I've seen a quest thing start, it just seems to drive everyone who's not participating away. I'm just hanging out to see what happens, and because I'm wasting time playing Shantae on my new 3DS. Shit's bangin', yo.

>>31872580
You could always quest with us.

Best quest is JuniorQuests.

>>31872543
>>31872546
>>31872549
>>31872560
>>31872561


You are SICK

and TIRED

of RUNNING TODAY

You get RIGHT UP this stupid pony's FACE and just scream as loud as you can at her! You dont even know WHAT you yelled, you just YELLED!

The GREY PEGASUS didnt even seem to notice, still looking into the middle distance even though you are so close and can see you reflection in her lopsided eyes....that are.....bleeding?

>>31872598
SHORYUKEN

>>31872591

I am, actually. Doesn't change the fact that I'm bored.

>>31872578
>That will never be Little Pip
>mfw
FUCK THIS FANDOM FOR NOT CATERING ENOUGH TO ME

>>31872608
Mah nigga

>>31872598

Plunge the door out and escape inside PURPLE UNICORN's house.

>>31872605
I'd like to see how he'll write this, hahaha

>>31872598

Look for a nearby window of Twilight's library and jump in it.

>>31872598
"OH CELESTIA LET ME IN I DON'T WANNA DIE!"

>>31872598
Bang on the door and start screaming. If that doesn't work, find a window.

Too bad twilight and apple jack are the worst and most boring ponies, they will never get their own songs despite having such good singing voices. I guess you could consider winter wrapup a twilight song, but all of them get almost as much time in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeOYJO-jFGs

>>31872598
Flip the FUCK out. Raise plunger, yell for help, and try to beat the shit out of this diseased freakshow.

>>31872605
SETSU SHORYUUUKEEEEN

really, guys.

really.

>we're back

BUMPING FOR ZOMBIE DERPY.

Are we broken or something?

really.

>>31872696
We are just waiting.

>>31872696
Nope. everyone actually went idlehard.

>>31872701

Faceless, you are my tripfag waifu.

>>31872620

Oh no

This isnt good.

"Hey, let me in! Let me in please! I dont want be out here anymore! Please open the door!"


"Muffin!" The GREY PEGASUS is shaking even more now and her face is....splitting open, like the most horrifying flower you have ever seen in you life! The flaps thats were her face peel back on their own behind her head, revealing her skull underneath!

"Ohhffun!"


NOPE

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

You run around her as close as you dare and take off around the house until you find a low lying window. Its not open, but you're not staying out here for one more second!

>20

YOU JUMP THROUGH! The glass breaks in a blizzard of slivers and you crash onto the floor in a heap inside.

[Game saved]


Ok, I'll leave off here for now since I seem to be causing a bit of a stink. I'll try back another time and see if people still want this or not

>>31872696
Nah, it's just slow in the mornings. You come to enjoy it after a while, the pace leaves more room for discussion and relaxation.

>>31872720

Wow, what an interesting quest. A literary work of art, with cliffhangers, plot twists and bends at every turn. It's like an emotional rollercoaster with rocket boosters taped on. I can't properly explain my enthusiasm about its progress. This is the best thing since ever.

The voice is completely. Deadpan.

>>31872723
Don't you dare quit now that we have finally gotten to the point where we are facing abominations.

>>31872723
Wait... Derpy is The Thing? I like where this is going.

Also, is there any one place where all the previous installments may be found?

>>31872734
There are no previous installments. We started last thread.

>>31872696
4chans really slow for me

>>31872723
Continue...

Don't stop me now, it's 4AM and you just made me drink half a cup of cold coffee out of the bottom of the pot.

>>31872580

Fuck the 3DS

Get one of these fuckers!

http://www.mwave.com.au/sku-27140147-Samsung_S23A950D_23_quot_120Hz_3D_LED_Backlight_Gaming_Monitor_
-_1920_x_1080_-_2

>23"
>1920 x 1080
>2ms response
>120Hz refresh rate, comes with a pair of shutter glasses, with all the 3D shit built into the monitor
>Looks like some crazy shit out of a 90's sci-fi movie
>$389

I bought one last week, and the thing is absolutely fucking amazing. I really feel like I'm in the god damn future using it.

>>31872723

>Derpy is The Thing

CONTINUE OR I WILL MURDER ALL OF YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN.

AND BY THAT I MEAN I'M GONNA CUT YER GODDAMNED NADS OFF

>>31872749
jack off. instant sleepyness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WqwFhX6Cqg

>>31872751
>120Hz refresh rate
Like a boss. Now if only it weren't a "3D" panel, I'd buy it.

yeah this thread is dead.

>>31872800
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvhYRsa_GGw


Fucking amateurs.

>>31872831
Shh. If we're patient enough, maybe the quest will continue.

>>31872831
We can rebuild it! We have the technology!

>>31872780

Pfft, maybe for you, lightweight.

>>31872844
Oh no, please

WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST EPISODE?

EXPLAIN THIS.

>>31872834
>>31872800
yall niggers
http://youtu.be/Kz8qncoOO0M
First couple of minutes

>>31872834
Thanks.

>>31872867
Communist ponies are best ponies.

>mfw playing Battlefield 3 on Kharg Island, pretending that all the little red dots on the ground are invading ponies as I swivel the nose of the SuperCobra towards them

I love pones, but fuck it's awesome to imagine slaughtering sapient creatures of any sort with superior technology

>>31872879
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIeDeI3K-1k

>>31872751
Too bad this wasn't around when I've bought mine - samsung syncmaster 2233. It does have 120Hz and 3D support, it just didn't come with glasses and I cba to get a pair since the only compatible ones I know of cost 150 euros.

>>31872887
Comments:
>There's nothing sexual in 90% bronies' fandom.

My sides!!

>>31872878
>mfw when someone saved something I made

I just found this and thought it might fit in the thread.


>>31872902
Why, are the rule34 and porn pictures of ponies are non-sexual, and all of them has a deep meaning.

so what the hell is this "friendship is witchcraft" thing

is it actually as good as DH is making it out to be or is it just another dumb fan thing

>>31872915
Very good.

>>31872915
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c

It's the best abridged series so far.

>>31872909
Would the horse even feel anything?

>>31872946
If you ate it out? Probably.

>>31872950
But can horses have sex for fun like dolphins and chimpanzees??

Most awesome pony time?

>>31872971

>>31872971
>.gif

Why?

>>31872971
That's an odd picture to start with.

>Thread being slow
>No more quest for today

WELL TIME FOR VIDYA MUSIC.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoRVTar6cc

>>31872915
One of the better parodies out there, alongside the 'Mentally Advanced' one.
Sweetiebot is now my headcanon.

Morning
What's going on ITT?
Anything interesting happen lately?

>>31872963
It's debated. Females have a clitoris and can probably thus experience orgasms. Males masturbate, so they clearly do it for enjoyment as well. Extrapolating from these two facts, you could say yes, but of course, we have no accurate way of telling.

>>31872999
>Video game music

The worst kind of music

>>31872999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IreGuftMaVY

>>31873006
Couldn't we just measure their brains while they have sex?

>come to thread
>actually talking about fucking horses
Well took us long enough.

No amount of sarcasm can add to this thread. You've done that yourself.

Good job.

>>31873020
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KowivXC_FI

>>31873025
I don't think the machines that are designed to monitor human brains can be applied to horses.

>>31873025
Well, try fitting two fucking horses in those brainscan tubes. Or even geting funding for such a project.

Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

so a contest we will see

who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

in the worllllld for meeeee!

>>31873047
>Remember me, Eddie?

>>31873055
>>31873047
>>31873066
>filename

Also: dem expressions remind me of that one /co/ comic

The one about the people, and there were some things that went on. Slice of life. I think the main character is ex-military. You know.

may the games begiiiiiin

>>31873083
>Find a Pet song
>FAP

and may the best pet win!

>>31873088
>>31873083
>>31873079
Oh you guys, delete those posts! Anon was doing a good job

>>31873097
He's been interrupted every day before now, why should this day be any different?

>>31873107
Oh, that frustration...

> Go to ponychan
> People still buttmad about the latest episode

Really? Rainbow Dash has a flaw and they rage like niggers?

>>31873066
Look Fluttershy's body shape...she's sexy as fuck

>>31873148
There was a shitstorm about the latest episode? Rainbow was in character: boastful jerk.

Welp, looks like I just pulled an all nighter. Thanks for periodically distracting me from my work, MLPG.

>>31873010
bitch you did not just say that

>>31873148
I am pretty sure we could still argue about it if somebody brought it up.
>>31873157
I know right.

>>31873163
What are you doing in a car Fluttershy? You can't drive a car, you don't even have hands!

>>31873148
link to the thread plz

>>31873148
>ponychan
What did you expect?

>>31873160
> Trixie episode
> Rainbow Dash says that she is better than everyone

Gee, she was so out of character that episode...

Seriously?

>>31873163
All night what?

>5:30 already

oh god fucking damnit

lol found it right away

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/res/36051320.html

they don't like it for the same reasons i don't like it. i guess that means i'm a faggot now.

>>31873190
It's rigged. The results for the entire competition were up on the first day of the vote. Finals and everything.

>>31873157
>Fluttershy
>Sexy
She's no Dash

>>31873190
Yeah, I know.
I was really hoping Joker would win.

>>31873148
Still discussing the show a whole 5 days after the new ep aired
What losers.

>>31873197
The fuck?

>>31873183
Maybe Rainbow Dash and Trixie are long lost twin sisters

>>31873190
Didn't that competition end already?

>>31873190

>the HUB's website
>cartoon that premiered on the HUB vs old reruns of BTAS

GEE, I WONDER WHY DISCORD IS WINNING

>>31873202
>a modem
welp

>>31873172
> Not driving with your thighs while you check your phone with one hand and eat a cheeseburger with the other.

Hands are for casuals bro.

>>31873202
A fucking cable

>>31873205
Yeah, it's on a hidden page. I'll try to find it again.

>>31873202
Discrete Mathematics and Its Applications

>>31873202
>tablet
OHBOY.

>>31873202
>A wall
What would that even mean

>>31873183
Is anyone actually complaining she's out of character? Because that wasn't the problem.

>>31873198
Dash has a sexy body too in that pic

>>31873202
My team-worker, welp..

>>31873202
>my bed

Awwwww yeah

>>31873197
what? can you link?

>>31873202

>>31873190

Ponychan confirmed for faggots with no taste for classics. I like MLP but Batman TAS is far superior in my opinion.

>>31873202

>5 Hour Energy bottle

Well shit, I guess my power is all-nighters now.

This was not the best time to ask that question.

>>31873202
>My left leg

Well what the hell am I good at?

>>31873202
Top Gear DVD

>>31873225
>4channing at work
>ponying at work
you are a braver man than i

>>31873222
Then what was the problem? People thought she was way too arrrogant.

>>31873202
A powered monitor speaker.
I guess I'm some kind of music producer.

>>31873225
Dash always has a sexy body

>>31873241
The writing was shit.

>>31873222
It wasn't Dash who was OOC in the last episode. It was everyone else.

>>31873202
>my secondary monitor
that's probably pretty accurate

>>31873250
how so?

>>31873255
>Not browsing on your left monitor

>>31873245
>fatdashlying.jpeg

>>31873234
Walking.

>>31873202
>fez

what

>>31873264
Well at least I will stay fit.

>>31873238
I have no problem with it luckily, I spend the whole day in these threads

>enter /co/
>first thread is ponies

>>31873250
Not really.

>>31873238
I come here every chance I get.
If I could be bothered to wake up at 7 I'd probably be here for 19 hours a day.

>>31873271
Your smile is showing anon

I never noticed the gargoyles in the hunchback of notre dame were his imagination

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lflyWrdtPhk

>>31873246
If the writing was shit, then why was I actually laughing for the first time in 5 episodes?

May the best pet win had awful writing.

>>31873286
Well both episodes were shit.

>>31873283
>picture
I lost my shit.

>>31873274
>>31873259
>hey guys let's all conspire to humiliate our friend
>because clearly there isn't a better way to get her to stop being a braggart and a show off

>>31873208
Shouldn't they put him up against Cobra Commander or Megatron/Unicron? They could find other villains besides one from a prepubescent girl's cartoon.

>>31873289
Probably because they had Rainbow Dash in it and she is shit.

Did someone say rape?

>>31873289
>>31873286
THE SONG WAS GREAT FLUTTERSHY WAS GREAT FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U

>>31873299
No get out

>>31873299
No, leave the premises.

>>31873246

This.

We all know Dash is pretty arrogant. But to have an episode devoted to your friends shutting you down because you're being a narcissistic cunt? No thanks. That makes everyone the bad guy. I'll take my cute pony antics over assholes any day.

Posting sleepy pone for all the Amurrikans in this thread. Love, Scandinavia.

>>31873283
Slaanesh is pleased.

>>31873291
still not out of character for em, especially twilight and AJ

its not even unreasonable. RD needed to get taken down a notch and she did. I even liked RD this episode

>>31873318
>scandinavia

>your face when Mare Do Well is the neighborhood watch group from Hot Fuzz

>>31873318
IS RUSSIA IN ON THIS?

Rainbow Dash is and always will be the worst pony

>>31873317
> narcissistic cunt

Yeah. They are super-fun to hang out with.

>>31873340
Do they still have their panties in a wad about our missiles?

>>31873339
holy fuck

>>31873318
Hungarofag reporting in.

>>31873339
FASCIST

How do I greentext in a middle of a sentence?

>>31873358
like >this

>>31873318

Aww. Thanks Scandinavia. Thank you for vikings, kick ass watches, and Minecraft.

[spoilerI'm sure there are better things to put. But it's early. I haven't had my coffee yet.[/spoiler]

>>31873358
I don't >fucking know

>>31873358
Do a barrel roll.

>>31873358
cant >help you

>>31873358
how >do i >shot web

>>31873358
It's >easy really.

>>31873369
Ok >I'll try

>>31873358
I dunno liek this? [>Implying

>>31873371
why did I think >that would work? goddamn

>>31873358
I was able to >do it the last time

>>31873345

I mean the whole episode. They could have done plenty with it but they decided to go the "dash is a bitch" route. The entire premise for the episode could have been avoided.

>>31873389
Awww, fuck it...

>>31873358

look at this scrub who dont know how to >start greentexting and stop in the same line

Is Applejack going to stop Rarity from moving to Canterlot?

>>31873400
No, Rarity will move to Canterlot and will only reappear in the Season Finale.

>>31873400
No, but Fluttershy is.

>upcoming episode
>Rarity and Fluttershy at the spa again
>"Fluttershy, can I tell you something... personal?"
>"Sure Rarity, you can tell me anything!"
>"Well... don't let on to any of the others, but I've received a fabulous offer to relocate my business to Canterlot."
>"Relocate? To... Canterlot?"
>"Yes."
>"So you would... move? To Canterlot?"
>Fluttershy's eyes get a bit watery
>"Oh darling, don't be..."
>"But Rarity, you're my best... *sniffle*... *whimper*... friend!"
>Rarity mists up a bit
>FS breaks down crying
>Collective screams of emotional agony across the entire fandom

>>31873400
It's more likely it'll be Twilight or Fluttershy, or all of them together.

>>31873400
What about none? She is a bitch anyway

>>31873400
Think it's going to be Twilight. Since she used to live in Canterlot.

>>31873392
>they decided to go with the whole dash is a bitch routine

thats pretty much the focus of half dash's episode focus. the other half is that bravado evaporating and she becomes a terrified lil pone. Its what her characters built for

If you write a cocky character that is taken down after one humiliation, you got a terrible pone. Except dash was okay afterwards, its not she really cared. Its just dashfags behaving like flutterfags did after Dragonshy.

>>31873411
and then they have goodbye sex in the sauna.

>>31873427
How did Flutterfags behave after Dragonshy?

Yes, I'm sure your mother is quite >proud of you for being able to do a shitty gimmick on an image board.

>try to teach dash you can be a hero without showing off
>fly past for no reason other than to prove you beat her in that regard
I'm just sayin'.

>>31873435
But the benches are awfully hard and it's quite hot there, wouldn't it be uncomfortable?

>>31873446
Exactly. Everyone was a cunt. Just like in OWTEW, which is why I hated THAT episode too.

>>31873427
man, my writing today is a travesty

>>31873437
whiney, I'd know because I am one. We were all pissed off with dash for being a cunt, but thats what she's there for, and it was a reasonable reaction for dash to have. And fluttershy was fine in the end.

course, now the tables are turned dashfags are kinda proving all fags are shit

>>31873446
I think thats just to confuse her as to who it is.

>>31873458
>everyone was a cunt
not really

>>31873427

Yeah.
It all comes down to the writing again for me.
I just don't have the current ability to express my disappointment with it.

Too damn early and not enough sleep.

I like dash, just not the episode so much.

>>31873446
> mfw people suddenly thought mare-do-well was an Alicorn and possibly Luna.

And I'm pretty sure that they were not even joking.

Blank flanks, dude.

>>31873471
It diminished my hopes that it was Littlepip who travveled back in time.

>>31873471
Well I thought it was Twilight

>>31873464
Well, Dash WAS a huge cunt to Fluttershy there.
Don't know how I would have reacted, I only chose best pony after coming here around when RoH aired.

>>31873492
dashfags wouldnt agree

who did you choose?

>>31873492
Dash being a cunt to FS during Dragonshy was in-character for her. Nothing wrong with that.

EVERYFUCKINGONE being a cunt to DASH during Saturday's episode was horrendously out-of-character. That's my biggest beef.

>>31873484
>Hoping an OC will appear in the show
>Any year of our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster
>>31873492
I'm kinda stuck between AJ and Fluttershy.

the fuck are these things

>>31873516
Misquote, meant to answer to >>31873503
>>31873515
I suppose so.

>>31873492
I chose my best pone on the first episode

> Pony with cowboy hat.

I was quite high that day and I couldn't stop laughing at the irony of a pony with a cowboy hat. Then I started getting images in my head about real horses with TF2 hats.

>>31873515
I actually liked RD in Dragonshy.

>>31873516
A man can dream...

>>31873527
Power Generators?

>>31873492

Pinkie Pie, right?

>>31873515
it wasnt OOC though

we've seen AJ can get pretty vitriolic, specially towards dash
Twilight is kind of a self righteous know it all now and then, she probly cooked it all up
who knows why pinkie does shit, maybe she wanted to dress up.

the other two barely did shit so

>>31873516
>debating between AJ and FS for best pone status
You can stay.

>>31873527
They look like tesla coils.

>>31873515
>Teaching her a lesson in humility
>Being a cunt
They're not the same thing.
That cunt, Dash, had it coming.

>>31873515
Be a cunt, then you get treated like a cunt.

Pretty good lesson.

>>31873516
nice choice. AJ is a fine pone.

>>31873551
>teaching Dash a lesson by humiliating her publicly and privately
>not being a cunt
oh ok

>>31873545
>debating between the two worst ponies.

>>31873564
>humiliating her

true, but she wasnt humiliated. plus she mostly humiliated herself when it DID occur. See jar incident

the other times, if MDW hadnt shown up, dash would have about 5 dead ponies to explain

>>31873565
>Nopony
>thinking his opinion matters
>thinking he matters
>thinking he isn't the most irrelevant tripfag

>>31873565
Well that's just your opinion and I respect it.

>>31873576
>Anon
>thinking that I think I matter
>thinking anons matter more than irrelevant tripfags

>>31873565
But Nopony, you think everyone is the worst pony!

>>31873535
Pinkie is fine too.
I just pretend I dislike her because she's Nopony's favorite.

>>31873585

EVERYONE IS right

>>31873589
No, only AJ and Scootaloo are worst ponies.

>>31873599
only regarding AJ

>>31873599
Saying things like that makes people take you less serious.

>>31873599

>>31873613
Then what shall one say to be taken more seriously?

For some reason, everytime I see PP in the show or talk about her, (depending on my mood) I get a very strong, paternal sort of instinct. Not "she's my waifu fuck off" but like I feel the need to guide and protect her.

Anyone else get this?

Or am I just alone here?

Taking art requests

>>31873656
AJ cute

>That feel when I come to the realization that no, I will never get to rape Lil'Pip.

It hurts.

>>31873656
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie frolicking in the snow.

>>31873665
Sir, we already told the rapists to leave the thread, go now or we'll release the hounds.

Stupid MLPG! Be more funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K545bA6Dr3A

>>31873648
you chose an odd pony for it, but I see what you mean

>>31873665
>implying she wouldn't be the one to rape you with a gun up your ass if you tried anything like that.