NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wut.

Expanding on this idea: Luna and moving the stars.

How can this possible work? Or is it just fanon powers?

MASTER LETH!


THANK YOU FOR GRACING US MERE MORTALS WITH YOUR DIVINE PRESENCE!

>>31866087
All good things must end.

>>31866090 told us to talk about sucking your own dick in another thread, so here we are. Now, your dick - would you suck it?

>>31866098
just fanon. She raises the moon.

>How can this possible work?
Seriously? Celestia moves a ball of flaming plasma trillions of times her mass and this confuses you?

Are ponies good bulking food?

>>31866107
And great things never happen.

>>31866087
I don't get it.

All thoughts of an unseen higher power are banned by royal decree. Don't want anyone getting any silly ideas.

>>31866087
I'm 12 and what is this?

>>31866098

The stars are actually just pinpricks in the dark velvet sky covering that is the night.

In my head canon, Lyra is the only who asks all those questions everyone else is afraid to ask.
"What's beyond the sky? Does Celestia move ALL of the stars? Or Just one?" and the like.

>>31866140
Oh god, what if Ponyville is actually The Truman Show?

>>31866098
>how

They fake it.

>>31866129

I'd pay cash money for Twilight to say the word "Demiurge"

>>31866140
>MFW I used to think this as a kid.

For whoever cares.

every time a pony has sex, leth kills a star

Glitter Glue, draw scootaloo and rainbow dash
just do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRoBjO2fqXA

>>31866166
those heads need work.

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are now Applejack.
It is canon.

>>31866166
twilight you fat piece of shit stop eating all the cookies

>>31866140
wow.....fuck my brain

>>31866166
But, I wanted a cookie little Twilight.

Who is the worst pony?

>>31866152

I prefer the idea that it's a TV show and all the ponies are actresses.

Mainly because I'd love a cast-interview DVD featurette where the characters talk about how rewarding they find working on the show to be.

>>31866166
>all the cookies
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>31866126
>>31866130
Ask puppet ponies are dead

>>31866201

twist

>>31866166
Those two on the bottom are just adorable.

>>31866205
What's wrong? Don't like your waifu with a little meat on her bones?

>>31866201
There is no "worst" pony, only one who needs to be built further upon.
Like Applejack and Fluttershy.
More Fluttershy.

Derpy is a very pretty pony

>>31866166
I want to make the most passionate love to you, Fluffy.

>>31866087
It's the end of an era.

>>31866124
Does anyone actually know what the fuck is happening with this dude, any hints to what the giant thing actually is

My guess is it's Big Mac but we've already seen Big Mac on the Jappleack blog so that guess is probably off.

>trying to suck your own dick instead of spreading peanut butter on your balls and letting the dog lick it off
>2011

>>31866122
Listen, magic, I gotcha, but SOME kind of physics has to be in place, otherwise, it would be Discord level chaos ALL the time. The stars and the distances they must be at have to be many millions of miles away in the show. Raising a star and moving millions of stars light years away are two vastly different things, mainly, the time it takes for light to travel from the stars.

This is the main reason I hated the idea Luna can move the stars, it's just not possible.

>>31866140
So, a blanket of darkness covering an all encompassing light?

...two or more suns then?

>>31866231
>Fluttershy needs to be built on more
Fuck that, she's had plenty of development.

I don't even know.

>>31866232

>>31866222
>dem trips
>implying Twilight is my waifu

>>31866065

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4ThPAW5sd0

BONUS: Pony-fy this, gentlecolts

>>31866243
It's a giant human of some sort. We've seen a screenshot of him holding Rarity.

>>31866254
Is that Dash?

>>31866138
You don't exactly have a "house", more like a tent that was in the saddlebags on your corpse that got eaten. Although you suppose you could try and find a town to visit.

http://www.livestream.com/jessysjivestream
Just getting set up.

>>31866276
Nathan

>>31866204

Twilight Sparkle the "actress" would obviously not be very well-read but tries to live up to her on-show reputation for the kids, resulting in a lot of googling things on her smartphone.

Rainbow Dash is a real-life lesbian who tries to keep it out of the show (you know, so she can actually be on the show) but does community outreach stuff in her spare time.

Spike's a spoiled child actor.

>>31866161

Fuck yes. I really want to see an episode at least somewhat mentioning their mythology, or the beliefs of the other races.

It's mentioned that Discord ruled before Celestia and Luna rose up to overthrow him, so it may actually be like SMT in that there were ancient gods before a Lawful, YHVH-esque figue like Celestia came to power and overthrew them.

>>31866065

Well it isn't like Celestia/Luna are the most powerful forces in the universe. Obviously Celestia couldn't do anything about Discord so Philosophers could make the claim there are powers more powerful than their reigning Princesses. Of course such thoughts probably wouldn't be welcomed especially when Ponies become rebellious and begin believing in higher authorities than their Princesses.

They already have Divine Right to rule, adding in another higher metaphysical deity that Celestia/Luna have never encountered would jeopardize their authority.

>>31866295
Nathan doesn't have a well trimmed moustache though.

>>31866198
How about a cupcake instead?

>>31866263

>not having Twilight as your waifu
>2011

>>31866317
...semi?

>>31866276
>dress.mov is just a brony playing with his My Little Pony "toys"

>>31866322
Here, you need this to cure you of the gays.

>>31866189
>herpa derp VA=character

Tara Strong must have some SERIOUS fucking split personality disorder then.

What if your favorite pony touched your butt?

>>31866330
Someone link me to dress.mov.

>>31866276
I'm going to laugh if it's me.

It seems like the kind of thing this show would do.

>>31866336
This has actually been known to give people the gays.

>>31866349
what if your favorite pony was your butt?

>>31866341
Are you autistic?

>>31866349
I would look at them disapprovingly and guide their hand toward my genitalia

>>31866254
Hey dafty, feel like doing a request for me so i have something to look forward to in the morning?

>>31866248

>>31866355
Trip fell off

A Pegasus whose wings have been plucked, will shed all its feathers and return to the beast it was before it evolved into a Pony

>>31866370
No Nathan, it's not going to be you. You're not even that famous.

>>31866369
Magic, aliens, whatever man.

>>31866357
>Implying that's a bad thing

>>31866065
Death is the great unknown. Pony philosophers have asked Luna and Celestia about the world beyond, and the Princesses' responses are always cryptic, but they do insist there is more, and that there is reason to be joyful.

Celestia has compared these philosophers to an unborn foal contemplating what lies beyond the warm red walls of the womb. She has spoken of the need to focus on this life, on family and friendships, on duty and harmony.

Luna, since her return, has made cryptic remarks about the coldness of life. There have been reports of a tall, cloaked pony attending funerals throughout the Greater Canterlot Agricultural District, leaving immediately after the service and not speaking to anyone.

>>31866390
Hell now you cleft-lipped skank.

>>31866370
No one outside of MLPG even cares about you.

>>31866390
>cat mouth
nooooooooooooooope

>>31866390

I could fap to this if it weren't for the fucking snout.

>that feel when because of your ridiculously high standards you can never fap to any porn of your waifu

So I've rented Ace Combat the past few days...


If you ever get your shit pushed in by an orange/yellow MiG-21, that was me.

>>31866390
DO NOT WANT

>>31866390
sexy as FUK!

>>31866403
Is that....Tuxedo Mask?
If it is, holy fuck Nostalgia Trip.

>>31866390
Sexy Twilight throd?

>>31866366

Alright, shoot.

>>31866431
FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

>>31866391
>>31866404
But then I wouldn't have been in Friendship is Witchcraft.

Just saw MMDW

Am I the only one who liked it far better than May the Best Pet Win?

>>31866420

>still very much a "pony" body figure
>fapping to it

>>31866420

Wish I didn't, but...

I know that feel, bro

>>31866434
So wait, Spike is powered by greed? Man, no wonder he's attracted to Rarity.

>>31866434
>Spikezilla
Sweetness

>>31866434
that fat bastard

>>31866420
Is this better?

>>31866289
Let's find a town.

Why aren't more people playing, I thought we loved questing?

>>31866435

Twilight is a very, very sexy pony

>>31866349
I'd tell my favorite pony to spank my butt...and turn me into her suuuuuper spanky slut :3

>>31866446
>confusing infamy with being famous

>>31866435
that would be perfectly fine, except one thing: doesn't that mean twilight would have to be sexy?

>>31866443
I fucking love you, Dafty. Your art makes me laugh.

>>31866444

>>31866446
Protip: The maker of FiW is probably familiar with the General.

You're not famous.

>>31866443
Can you give us an angry looking Big Mac with
>FlutterMac
underneath?
I'll wuv you long time.

Sweetie Belle is by far the best poni.
I sure do hope she is in the next episode.
Since if Rarity went to the city she would never see Sweetie again.

>MFW Nathan wants to be famous

>>31866434
in the end, he'll grab Rarity and climb Carousel Boutique with her, while some pegasi try to strike him down

>>31866435
Not sexy Twilight

Librarian Twilight

>>31866501
Then we can add Applecest to it.

>>31866469
This would be another infamy thing.

Giant, fat, greasy Nathan coming to stomp on Ponyville.

>>31866503
I hope Rarity moves away forever so she can be replaced by my OC

>>31866508
he's the world's most lovable child predator

>>31866512
Then he shoves her up his deep dragon ass for safekeeping.

>>31866401

My Princess! What is the nature of death? What is to come once we no longer cling to life?

You're my favorite Deputy!

>>31866516
We already have one of those, silly.

>>31866501
>Fluttermac

But Twilight/mac is canonical.

>>31866508
Fuck you, now the theme song from that shitty cartoon reality show is playing in my head.

>>31866513
I would let Twilight perform unethical scientific experiments on me any day of the week

>>31866462

Slightly, but legs are still slightly off-model, do not want that much

Do you think there are other ancient gods like Discord? Was Celestia's revolution unanimously supported? For all we know, Discord turning evil was a direct result of his fall, like how Christians overtaking Babylon turned Baal Zebul, Lord of Heaven, into Beelzebub.

>>31866151

>>31866531
>Celestia had a little too much sun . jpg

>>31866434
The inflation episode /co/ has been waiting for.

>>31866420
>That feel when you've never had a waifu and read about people talking about their waifus
>Especially pony waifus

>>31866449

Maybe. I like MTBPW a lot more than TMMDW. The latter one just wasn't that good of an episode, and all the Batman and Darkwing Duck references in the world aren't going to change that.

>>31866401
And his name is Mort, right?

Yes, I have read that fanfic.

>>31866401
One day soon, there will be one less Apple.

At the funeral, Twilight notices Lina lurking at the back of the crowd. She chases her down, and speaks with her. No one else hears their conversation, but when Twilight rejoins the group, she has a haunted, painful expression.

She returns to Canterlot a week later, with no explanation.

>>31866462
>Those fucked up hind legs

Nope.

Gonna repost this once more before I am off to bed, would like some feedback/critique. I know the legs are kinda off and I thank the anon who addressed that earlier. Also taking a small request that you don't care when you will get. If not, I'll probably just find something else.

>>31866453
Spike's a very greedy and shallow person, he got a huge boner for Twilight just because her hair was changed to Rarity's. He's still a dragon, he wants all the gems. All of them.

His greediness and self-serving attitude is half of the reason why he's funny.

Good evening.

>>31866434
>After seeing Rarity in her new dress Spike undergoes an outrageous growth spurt that threatens to destroy all of Ponyville, so he must find a way to stop growing and save the inhabitants of the city.

>>31866570
Well fuck, forgot to post the thing.

Here it is this time.

>>31866512
Not before wrestling with one of Fluttershy's gorilla's that she was taking care of.

>>31866525
It's Spike time

>>31866578
It's not really his fault though; Dragons to gems are like humans to killing.

>>31866564
What is it with you and giving Granny Smith a large role in the fabric of existence?

What is so wrong with just a lovable grandma?

>>31866537
TwiMac's a good one, yes.

>>31866587
This looks like it was drawn with dubious intentions.

>>31866564
I didn't know Big Macs terminal brain cancer was that far along....

>>31866567
To be honest, you'll see the legs like that in the show. AJ jumping onto the bed in the sleepover episode comes to mind.

>>31866467
>spanky slut

This is my new favourite term.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N033yUNQhUY
Spike's theme song

>>31866583
Go back where you belong. You do not belong here.

>>31866434
Spike = Alduin
Alduin =/= Akatosh

>>31866292
Aww, no mic tonight?

>>31866585
>insert boner joke here

>>31866629
You missed the singing

>>31866525
SHE'LL BE UP THEIR FOR DAYS

>>31866292
I ain't see no jivin yet

>>31866629
No, there is.

Just awesome as fuck Disney music right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmn9iH6bHJc

>>31866464
You know that Ponyville is about 23 miles to the south and Manehatten is10 miles to the west. Other than that you are not sure about any nearby towns though. Oh! There is a nice sized fire going beneath you, wait did you put out your campfire? You decide that you didn't and should probably get out of here pretty fast. The only question, is in which direction?

>>31866615

>>31866434
>After seeing Twilight with her hair done up like Rarity's he undergoes an outrageous growth spurt that threatens to destroy all of Ponyville, so he must find a way to stop growing and save the inhabitants of the city.

>>31866596

I suppose only because we kill plants and animals to eat them...

How do Dragons get such large hordes if they eat gems? I mean an adult dragon would probably eat their whole cave of gems in one sitting.

>>31866650
This is Spike's Theme.

>>31866547
I want to hear mention of Tiamat or Bahamut.

>like how Christians overtaking Babylon
What the HELL are you smoking? I want some.

>>31866661
So. It's canon that ponies have double, p erhaps triple jointed leg structure. Big deal.

>>31866597
It's that trope about the discovery of just how interesting a life was lived by one's ancestors.

This past summer we buried my paternal grandfather, and I learned a great many things about his life that I did not know before, including the hearing loss he suffered in WWII because of the deck guns. My other grandfather wrote a witty and contemplative memoir, and my great-grandfather was one of the scientists deposed for the Scopes "monkey" trial. I am descended from four of the Pilgrims, one of whom was an indentured servant.

>>31866553
You really are prepared for this!

>>31866656

What's in our inventory? I we have any funds at all I suggest we just go to manehatten since it's nearer/ If not, leech off the kindness of Ponyville.

And doesn't anyone want to discuss Equestrian mythology and theology

>>31866673
They also hibernate for a long time. Maybe they're like squirrels.

>>31866677
>big deal

It allows them to form a civilization. That's like

Thumbs, big deal.

>>31866547
Old ass gods from the dawn of time...

Maybe dinosaurs? Proto-dragons?

>>31866557
Same faggot here, definitely agree that MMDW was a weak episode, but still.

>>31866673
They probably don't eat the huge collection of gold and refined things like necklaces/crowns

I'm not entirely sure what they do for subsistence once they get really big. Maybe they sleep a lot in between meals

>>31866706
Maybe they eat ponies.

>>31866675
I'm gonna ask Rose to draw Spike as Frolo during Hellfire now.

>>31866677
>talks about double and triple jointedness
>gets dubs and trips

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzbqMW5zRcY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNU2dq3qxvM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPtPQf0N-0w&feature=related

Spike's going to grow up into one of these

>>31866703
The first of the divines to take shape in the beginning of time was Akatosh, whose spirit form is a Dragon.

>>31866501

Whipped this up at the speed of light just for you.

>>31866603
I was worried someone would see it that way. Ah well, I suppose it does look rather suspicious with Discord's expression. Don't worry though, I don't draw porn. I don't even draw shipping actually. I just saw the pun "hold your horses" the other day and thought I'd be a neat idea to draw it.

>>31866650
>Not listening to the superior French/Deutch Hellfires

>>31866722
>Respond about Trips and Dubs.
>Receive Dubs.
Anyways, anyone want a request? I haven't drawn in a few days. See if I can get back in the game.

>>31866656
Let's head to Ponyville. That's where the heroes that saved Equestria live, right? If anyone knows how to help us figure out why we are a ghost it would be them.

>>31866723
PONY REAR DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS

>>31866686
...wow, I'm sorry, I didn't know, I was just confused is all. I meant no disrespect at all.

I'm sorry for your lose. I never had a chance to even speak to my grandpas.

>>31866673
Lots and lots of stock-piling and not having the motivation to consume all of it.

It's like that massive bag of Halloween candy you can never seem to get rid of.

>>31866723
okay Twifags here ya go! Now git!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7UqEJjoing&feature=related

>>31866723

That is quite sexy. What makes Twilight Sparkle the sexiest pony?

>>31866723
Twilight is the most adorkable pone in all of Equestria.

>>31866676

Oh fuck, in that case I mean when Abrahamic religion took over worship of other gods, mainly ancient Semitic religion.

>>31866177
First off that's my least favorite of the mane six and my least favorite CMC
second of all I'm already working on sexually pathetic twilight sparkle

I am disappointed by the drawfag turnout for season 2 so far.

All we've had is that faggot Glitter and sometimes Rose to draw things.

>>31866673
I like to think they either deal with or dominate a Diamond Dog pack. Then they either help the pack guard it's territory or demand tribute.

how do you set up a live stream

>>31866747

Twilight Sparkle as a buttplug please!

>>31866761
I can't fap to this. The horrible anatomy is distracting me

>>31866778
>having favorites

>>31866723
THAT IS NOT A HORSE BUTT, GOOD SIR.

>>31866778
THERE BETTER BE SPIKE
OR SO HELP ME I'LL WHIP YOU GOOD UNLESS YOU FOLLOW UP WITH SPIKEJACK

>>31866784
We got Jessy too.

>>31866761
what a tease

>>31866784
Everyone is banned right now I think

>>31866784

They've mostly been drawn away by the drop in thread quality, if I had to guess.

It begins. But it doesn't end. That's for another time. I'm fucking tired. Good night. Don't worry, they won't be naked in the final, I'm just blocking in the colors and forms.

>>31866723
That little red tongue ejects my dick off of my crotch and through the roof.

>>31866808
Jessy is too lazy.

>>31866758

>>31866788
I spend $800 for my PC, it's a gaming machine, and I can't even stream anything other than a small window.

Unless you have the specs, not a snowballs chance in hell for much

>>31866784
The generals being fucking awful scares away drawfags. That and all the requests being for porn.

>>31866815
Ross, is it possible for you to draw something that's actually pleasing to look at?

>>31866784
Klondike's still banned, LowKey is busy with study until sometime in December. Tess is still around.

>>31866824

oh no

>>31866751
We'd been expecting it for some time, but it was both sudden and quick. I've mourned as much as I will.

I live in my grandparents' home, renting it from my folks. Whenever someone calls and asks for either one, I say, "I'm sorry, they're no longer with us." That gets us off SO many telemarketer lists.

>>31866831
His ponies are decent.

>>31866825
I think it's more about upload speed.

>>31866808
FUCK YEAH!!!

>>31866788
You need to download Procaster.

I'd recommend setting the video quality to Mobile first, and see how much your computer can handle.

If it's a laptop, make sure to set it to High Performance mode (if Windows). Be awayre that Procaster takes up a lot of CPU, but it will go down after use.

Also, try to find some decent background music. I had a buzzing throughout mine, even though I turned off the mic.

>>31866692
You are dead. Your corpse is inside the belly of a wyvern that is currently being burned alive. You are pretty sure nopony will want to help you.
>>31866748
You begin to fly in the direction of ponyville, as you are going in that direction you begin to see several pegasi flying around the border of the forest.
Will you attempt to possess them or will you pass by and hope for a better body along the way?

>>31866784
So is pepperbrony a girl?

She looks cute.

>>31866825
>800$
>Gaming machine
Casual. More like gaming calculator.

>>31866831
I enjoy Ross' art

I have awful taste.

>>31866704
I just rewatched it today for the first time. It's a far better episode on the second viewing, IMO.

It keeps happening.

>>31866686
When my grandmother died a few years back, my mom and aunt went through the old letters she wrote back and forth with my grandfather when he was fighting in the war. Turned out they had a baby that died of some unspecified illness, and they had never told any of my aunts and uncles about it. Found out a lot of crazy shit about my grandfather too, after reading a book about the boat he served on.

>>31866784
I draw stuff, but no one cares because I scan it, draw slow, and I post anonymously. I just posted earlier in the thread. Also, there are plenty of other drawfags lying about. People just have different tastes in them I suppose.

>>31866838
I'm not talking old drawfags, I mean new ones. I want new ones.

Fuck, almost makes me want to take up a pen and paper.

>>31866867
always check for eyebrows

>>31866815
>ross doing porn
>not just porn
>pony porn

>>31866815
ROSS! DRAW MORE PONIES

>>31866861
will a phenom IIx4 work well?

>>31866847
hehe, even in death, their awesome in death, chasing all those vultures away.

Cute pony time?

>>31866893
Er, eyelashes.

>>31866886
If it's not GG, Tess, or Rose, nobody gives a fuck

>>31866742
He needs dialogue: "I was just going to borrow her..."

>>31866778

So she's gonna try to do it with Spike right

>>31866893
I always look at the eyelashes.

But even then, those can lure you in like such an alluring bear trap.

>>31866826
well if they don't want to draw porn or at least some cheesecake then what good are they anyway?

>>31866866
Let's hope inside each of them one at a time and see if we can learn about what has been going on around town lately.

>>31866912

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-GWW3MR3LM

>>31866867
I would stick my penis in that attractive blob of molten cheese.

>>31866587
If you want a couple more critiques alright. Well for one Discord's wings are swapped. The easy way to remember this is he has a bird wing and a bird arm on the same side. Another thing is they're a bit short and noodly. He's got a very avian forearm that starts a bit past the elbow, which he doesn't seem to have in this picture.

Apologies if I sound like an ass. It's still a really good picture.

>>31866784
I'm here. I barely ever draw though. I will sometime soon.

>>31866925
Really? Do go on.

>>31866939
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33n-IS8a1S4

And now?

>>31866866

Need something to help us blend in, just take what we can get.

>>31866952
I drew this once.

>>31866939
It's finally a pussy I wouldn't mind eating out.

>>31866904
Should definitley do much better than I. AMD Turion X2 ZM86. It's just that word on the Vine says Procaster just takes it up anyway, but it should let it go as it carries along.

>>31866972
Fuck no I might burn the top of my mouth on her.

>>31866956
>Muscle-girl Big Mac
My boner has never been harder.

>>31866972

>not wanting to eat out a regular girl

>>31866989
<not eating cold leftover pizza

Shit's godtier yo

>>31866784
all the good drawfags left when they realized how shit we are and how they could get more views from the bronies so now all we have left is pretty much the absolute bottom of the shit barrel
honestly these threads would be MUCH better if everyone just let rose draw everything

>>31866956
Yoooouuu son of a bitch.

>>31866913
I always greet new Noel art with great enthusiasm.

>>31866967
i did this a while ago
it was stupid

>>31866956
BIG MAC IS PRETTY PONY

>>31867004
Oh I eat leftover pizza all the time but only after leaving some when it's fresh and hot.

>>31866998
Aww yeah, muscle brofist.

>>31866967
could use some work.

>>31866122
For all we know this might be just a huge uranium ball just at high orbit and not a true sun.

>>31867000
I love women. But god damn, eating pussy is disgusting. Especially after that first time you find little bits of toilet paper left over from wiping. and you find it in your mouth.

time to sing the sleep song before i go to sleep

goodnight mlpg

>>31867019
I drew this just now.

>>31867004
>Cold left over pizza
>Not microwaving it

>>31866913
Maybe it's because they're not good or they started drawing recently?

>>31866866
>>31866965
We are invisible unless we choose to manifest ourselves, right?

>>31867010
Like I said, nobody gives a fuck about new drawfags. They either suck or if they do have the skill, they don't post that often

>>31866956
Would you gently trim Big Macca's fetlocks while she persuadingly passes the bedroom eyes towards your dick.

>>31867040
Haha, what a faggot.

>>31867045
>microwaving bread or pastry products
ew no enjoy your mushiness

I just wanted to congratulate you /co/ for making this show a BIG SUCCESS.

From yours truly,
The Internet.

>>31867045
nigga what the fuck

The bread gets all spongy and soggy if you microwave it

>>31867004
>>31867045
Hot or cold makes no difference to me.

Just let me put tabasco on it.

What is cheesecake? Someone post some examples plz

>>31867049
>Maybe it's because they're not good
ftfy
they aren't good, if they were they'd be at least as SB's level by now, and even they should just let rose handle the drawfaggotry

I think you've only eaten dirty women, dude.

That shit's not normal, I keep my vagoo clean and free of debris.

>>31867057

Well, there was that guy who drew on paper and scanned the stuff who posted like last week. He was pretty good.

>>31867010
Hahahaha fuck you faggot.

>>31867040
good

you HAVE to sing the sleep song before you go to sleep

>>31867045
>Microwaving it
>Not using a conventional oven so it's hot and crispy.
You're doing it all wrong.

>>31867004
>>31867045

Idiots, both of you. Real /ck/fags reheat their pizza on a skillet. Crisps the crust perfectly and heats it up thoroughly.

>>31867072

>>31867031
Great. It can be seen from a window. Warning, radioactive.

>>31866944

Nah don't be sorry. The critique is appreciated, and ya what you're seeing there is some of my laziness on the arm there and I probably should have put in some more effort. Didn't know about the wings though, so thanks. That was actually my first time fully drawing Discord, so I'm surprised I didn't mess up more. Anyway, thank you for the critique. Should be drawing some more stuff eventually.

>>31866913

I'm pretty sure people care about the other occasional drawfag as well as those. Though with that being said, I probably should at least take up a name when posting my art soon so I can be identified.

>>31866784

I'm here. I draw things.

>>31867067
We did what now?

>>31867065
Toaster oven master race here

Cold and microwaved can suck my finely toasted dick.

>>31867067

We do our part.

>>31867010

Good thing i'm terrible and only do doodles.

>>31867109
oh good another namfefag to filter
go to ponychan you piece of shit

>>31867010
>These threads are shit
>we have drawfags who reflect the shittiness of the threads

It all makes sense.

>>31867072
> What is cheesecake?
...What?

I mean ...just.

How do you not know?
It's like....
Asking someone what brownies are.

>>31867130
And here I thought you were going to praise yourself over your drawings. Much respect earned

>>31867120

>>31867134
That explains why I'm here.

>>31866122
>Plasma
>Stars are balls of plasma

SCIENCE!

>>31867072
Disgusting American abomination that takes the innocent nature of cheese and rapes it into some sort of uniformity of a cake

If I wanted to eat cheese like that, I'd just stick a cheese ball in my mouth

http://xtrinox.deviantart.com/art/MLP-DERP-Rolled-COMIC-271312832

>>31867139
or what cupcakes are

>>31867076
It's still slimy and disgusting, no offense. I have no problem with giving rimjobs, but damn. When she asks you to suck on her clit, and suddenly your mouth is filled with fishy slime and saliva you already drooled? And you can't decide to spit it out or swallow and risk puking? No thanks. I wish it weren't that way. I'd love to eat pussy in theory. But in the real world it's just no fun.

>>31866816
I do believe you mean orange tongue.

>>31867072
This is cheesecake.

>>31867159
Cupcakes are cake tidbits.

>>31867157
...Jesus christ, you just have the worst opinions about fucking EVERYTHING don't you?

>>31867105
>>31867139
Am I missing something here? Or is the joke over my head. I thought cheesecake was euphemism for horse ass.

The way I see it, you guys either complain that all the drawfags have left, or don't appreciate the ones that do try and give you guys all they can. The assessment that only a few local drawfags get attention at all is very apt. Even if someone is new or not that skilled, it's still better than nothing, and they can only get better with your support, critique, and encouragement. Love your drawfags. They're doing it because they love you.

>>31867158

wow

I didn't know the "find Derpy" thing was so popular.

>>31867148

>Praise myself over my drawings

Why in the hell would I do that?

>>31867111
I want to draw more but I'm so damn lazy.

>>31867167
I do believe you are colorblind, sir, for that tongue is clearly red.

>>31867172
>not knowing that sentenal is a bad troll
>2011

come on now

>>31867182
All right, chuckles, let's put this to the test.

ARE THERE ANY NEW DRAWFAGS HERE. I HAVE A REQUEST.

>>31867172
>eating compressed cheese
>tasting good
Why don't you just go ahead, take cookie dough and make a cake out of it American?

>>31867178
that's plot

>>31867182
This is 4chan, reactions like what you see in this thread are common across every board. Sad but true.

>>31867157
>Cheesecake
>American origin
uhhh

>>31867157

cheese cake doesn't actually taste like cheese.

and its not American. it's greek.

how you draw?

>>31867199
I will draw

>>31867133
>Will be doing art
>Drawfags almost always have names
>That's the whole point behind tripfagging
>HURF DURF ATTENTION WHORE PONYCHAN AUTISMAL AS FUCK HIPSTER

>>31867139
>>31867105
Oh u guise... MLPG is truly the epitomy of wit as always

>>31867203
WE DO.

IT'S DELICIOUS.

>>31867192
>Lazy
>Improve more in 3 months than most people can

>>31867010
We won't pay a hundred dollars for a sketch and heap unadulterated praise upon drawfags.
This is why so many left for the greener pastures of more autism fueled sites.

>>31867192
Hey SB you should totally draw Spike as Frolo from Hunchback of Notre Dame lusting over Rarity

>>31867075
>Pessimistic anon that wants to kick out all the drawfags and thinks they should all give up
Oh hi again.

>>31867182
The essential problem with this board, I think, is a handful of anons like to talk shit about contributors. And even if the contributors can take it, even if they ignore it, even if they know it's a troll, there comes a point where it's not even worth contributing any more, just because there's all the retarded drama.

>>31867214

IN GREEN

>>31867166
I think you should stop pretending you've ever done it. It may smell like fish sometimes but it certainly doesn't taste like it.

>>31867203
It's not compressed cheese, chucklefuck. Cream cheese is a completely different thing in terms of flavor and texture.

>>31867215
Draw Fluttershy being chased by a herd of psychotic magic-wielding deer. Bonus points if you add Angel.

>>31867178
Another definition of cheesecake would be:

A genre of glamour photography and poster art made popular in wartime pin-ups of the 1940's, often featuring modest poses by movie starlets displaying lots of leg but little explicit nudity. So called because of the resemblance of a stocking-clad female thigh to the layers of a cheesecake dessert.

>>31867199
Depends. What is your request?

>>31867192
Get off of MLP general and spend like a year on art maybe?

daily reminder of how awesome this is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B2ccS3TbV8s

>>31867168
No, that's an apple.

>>31867246
See

>>31867243
That one.

>>31867231
Pessimist anon kinda helps I guess.

Destroys all hopes and dreams of those who will never put the time to improve while giving the motivation for those who REALLY want to improve.

>>31867214

In flash. Shit's easy and efficient.

>>31867192

I wouldn't call you lazy. Compare to most other artists around here, you're actually quite prolific.

>>31867203
Cheesecake is dank. (If done correctly that is - Bad cheesecake also exists...)
Cookiedoughcake is dank. (If done correctly that is - Bad cookiedoughcake also exists...)

Can I get tumbler of Sleepy Pony?

>>31867203
>Cheesecake
>American

Except it's from Greece, faglord.

>>31867272
I never actually drew in flash before. I'm more of a SAI fag myself. Care to give your opinion on flash? Or should I find someone more qualified

>>31867274
That's only because he's been here for over half a year. Any regular would know who SB is.

>not having passionate sex with a pony every night

>>31867133
Fine anon I won't get a name, since you are so vocal about it. This is the main reason I am against getting a name, since most will just complain and I'd really just rather avoid that.

>>31867265
Weed out the weak so the strong remains?

>>31867280
I get all the cheese cake I'm exposed to from NYC, so I guess I can't bash it TOO much.

But come on, my heart clenches in fear whenever I smell this stuff.

>>31867237
>>31867237
No I'm with that other guy. It's totally fucking disgusting, I'd rather lick some ass, for real.

>>31867295
No. She keeps falling asleep and never answers any questions.

>>31867226
>Paying drawfags

I don't think you understand.

There's a difference between calling people shit, and pushing drawfags away, or sucking their dick and giving them heaps of cash; and simply being supportive of new drawfags.

Why's everything so black and white with you people.

One last question before I wrap this up
If Twilight were to get tips on giving head from one of her friends
would it be more likely to be Rarity or Pinkie

or some third option

I love contributefags new and old!

>Laugh really hard
>Afraid someone heard you

>>31867330
>Weed out the Weak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuROfxygEZM

>>31867348
rarity

>>31867331
You know, vaginal secretions are almost exactly the same as saliva.

>>31867274
Second. I don't think I could name one that's more productive. And I can't name anyone who's improved so much is such a short amount of time.

>>31867339
They all romanced Garrus

>>31867352
bang bang bang

There, that's all the heavy metal/death metal song ever.

Quick, Applejack has to be covered by your choice of food, what is it?

Apple pie and whip cream all day 24/7

>>31867075
>All drawfags should start out at the same level of quality
>Artists don't learn, they just start out good

You just went full retard, anon.

>>31867322
Most people won't complain, just one or two shitheads like that anon who aren't worth listening to anyway.

>>31867348
Twilight would ask Rarity because Twilight would never think of Pinkie as a slut, because Twilight is an aspie and takes Pinkie literally when she says she parties all the time.

>>31867348
I want to Say Pinkie Pie, since, depending on what was eaten, Semen tastes sweet.

>>31867348
Rarity if you want to make them both look like whores, Pinkie Pie for comedic effect.

>>31867371
Songs ever made*

>>31867348

she would try and get help from rainbow dash and get hilariously bad advice

>>31867336
shit

>>31867348
Both.
But what they each say contradicts the other.

>>31867359
so is intestinal mucosa

but we know the difference

>>31867348
Depends what she wants. If its "How can I please a man?" it would be Rarity.
If its "I want to talk to someone who probably knows about this" it would be Pinkie.

Maybe she could ask Dash on adive on how to give oral, and she starts describing cunnilingus? Or maybe not, lesbian Dash is kind of played out.

>>31866866
I assume what little interest in this there was has died?

>>31867339
But he means that you can literally earn money on DeviantArt and maybe Ponychan with arts.

>>31867371
im not fond of Death Metal myself, but Hypocrisy are pretty good

>>31867359
You know the smell from a paper mill is only 3 parts per billion.

Thus making it almost identical to any other air.

But you can smell the difference a mile away. Literally.

Also note how few parts per billion of hemlock per billion is required to kill you.

That tiny bit of difference is sometimes all the difference in the world.

>>31867237
If it smells like it, it's going to taste like it. Sure, it doesn't taste very strongly of fish, but it's there. There's also the slight taste of urine. Vaginal fluid does not taste good. That's a simple fact. Doesn't matter how clean. Even if she uses douches, it's still nasty.

As for never having done it... I'm married. I've been eating pussy for many, many years now.

When was the last time you ate pussy?

>>31867416
I can't understand ANYTHING they are saying, and it's making my ears hurt.

>>31867339
>not being black and white

What's it like being an indecisive faggot who will never get ahead in life?

Anyway, any requests tonight?

>>31867339
Oh...
So you want us to be nice and not scare away the local artists...
 
 
 
HEY ROSE, I THINK YOUR ART IS OF SUBSTANDARD QUALITY AND THAT YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING TO INTO ART

>>31867399
Don't think Weaver does lesbian Dash.

>>31867430
So you're telling me Applejack tastes a lot different from Rainbow Dash even though they're ponies.

>>31867372
PEARS.

>>31867406
Most people seem to be involved in the art and improvement discussion going on.

Try again at image limit. Make a big post right before we hit it. Also, do you have Windows Vista/7 and a microphone? It has built-in speech recognition. Give it a try, and it should be able to improve your posting speed.

I'M GONNA DRAW AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

>>31867432
>not being gay
Not the same guy but, wow man, wow.

>>31867439
Twilight Sparkle enjoying a plate of cheesecake

>>31867448
Sure why not.

>>31867406
Yeah, sorry, maybe tonight's not so great for a quest.

>>31867437
that's why you search for the lyrics, realize they arent nonsensical at all, and then just headbang to the brutality
you are just too soft

>>31867444
He did lesbian dash before he become MLPG regualar.

>>31867432
> I'm married. I've been eating pussy for many, many years now

oh man, you're totally fucked

>>31867460
Oh god looks like you combined You are Umasou and My Little Pony together

It's easy to draw at work because work is boring and stupid and I hate it.

But at home there's internet and Netflix and porn.

Oh well better get started on something then.

>>31866587
I like it a lot - Keep it up!

Here's one I did a week or two ago...

>>31867133
You again...
Shut up faggot - No one cares.

>>31867432

Conversations like this make me happy for once in my life that I will never have a relationship.

I honestly don't think I could ever do that shit. Then again blowjobs never turned me on at all so maybe we could work out a deal or something.

>>31867406
You got two replies, man.

Are you using 4chan X or something else that let's you see who responds to your posts?

>>31867461
>you don't like to eat pussy, therefore you're gay

As a straight man, I would almost rather suck cock than eat pussy. Probably explains why futa is erotic.

>>31867497
>Someone actually likes it

>>31867455
nah running XP might go hunt up a program for that though, thanks for the tip.
>>31867467
Gonna give it one last shot after image limit though, btw I heard a rumor that image limit is 250 now any truth to this?

Guys, give me motivation to finish this cheesecake AJ picture I'm doing. The one main problem I have with digital drawing is fucking distractions. THAT MEANS YOU MLPG

>>31867460
Eet's cute

>>31867487
Ah, but blowjobs are intrinsically different than cunnilingus.

That might sound like a double standard, but it's not. I'm sorry, that's just the way it works.

>>31867498
I did?
I didn't notice any but I will look through them again.
And yes I am using 4chanX

>>31867471
I have my own tastes, thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYlDltwm-JY

>>31867487
I just which this midget bitch would get on Facebook and respond back to my PM about her having one more absence from class and then being booted out of a BASIC MATH CLASS.

Fuck, I hate seeing dumb creatures suffer. And it's not just her, 4 other schmucks, make and female have dropped out of this piss easy class.

But this is a story fit for never because it's depressing as fuck

>>31867195
Well then.

PONY TONGUE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS

>>31867520
>YES YES YES. I CAN DO THIS. I CAN WIN.
>YEEEEEEEAH.

>>31867374
>I don't agree with you so you're a shithead
damn you showed me

>>31867520
Stop doing it.
You fag.

>>31867520
SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, MIGHT MASTURBATE TO IT AT SOME POINT IN TIME.

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF?

>>31867529
why delete your post

What does /co/ think of a tumblr about the behind the scenes of MLP? Think MLP was a sitcom in the pony world portrayed by actors

>>31867549
some people just can't do math, that part of their brain doesn't work

>>31867508
Oh, no, i wasn't calling you gay, i was simply insulting you for not being gay. <3