DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND THIS THREAD WILL HAVE SLIGHTLY MORE RAPE THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE!

I'm watching the episode now. Didn't South Park do this already?

>rape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWN96Jgd-hM&feature=related

Northshire thread?

>>31851952
If you'd listen to popular demand, you'd know nobody here wants rape. Even fucking Deafdefiler has toned it down you jackass.

>>31851959
What? Cheerilee episode? I don't think so...

>>31851959
What, the superhero episode?

Not with the same twist ending.

>>31851968
SO YOU ARE SAYING YOU LIKE DICKS?

>>31851959
The real question is did the Simpsons do it?

>>31851963
Cool, military marches!

>>31851976
I do.

>>31851991
Leth I love you

>>31851991
ho ho ho
you black bastard
what have you been doing lately?

>>31851991
>That feel when Leth

>>31851976
Well every now and then.
But only futa.

>>31851952
DID SOMEONE SAY RAPE? I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE I HEARD SOMEONE SAY RAPE.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31851991
>Leth
never leave me again, leth
I missed you so hard

>>31851976
i Looove dicks
where the dicks at

>>31851999
now that's a man who can appreciate a good dicking every now and then

>>31851963
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0fZeySNck

>>31852006
I find this easy to masturbate to

>>31851998
Sick.

But good to be here.

>>31852006

Why does Leth's dick constantly get sucked? What exactly did he do to earn that?

>>31852006
I WILL ONLY SARCASTICALLY SMILE!

>>31852023
Leth, how come the linkboard got this short?

>>31852006
Well those are bedroom eyes if I ever saw any.
Fuck music, I can't listen to music, I'm trying to watch a movie.

>>31852006
Are you home now? I want gifs

>>31851930

I decided to get a head start on making fanart for Hearth's Warming Eve.

>>31852034
he is our queen and the keeper of the penis jar

>>31851959
South Park and Professor Layton.

>>31852006
I got some smiles for you, right here!

>>31852034
He's a symbol of the MLPG

>>31852036
I was going to ask something similar...Leth, what was the link that bothered the mods?

>>31852023
>>31851998
Also Skyrim and SWTOR betas.

>>31852036
It may or may not have been the reason for the ban, so I just made it small enough to where there's little possible way for anyone to complain about it being there.

>>31852036
it was banned you triple nigger

>>31852057
that really is truly horrifying

>>31852034
He's pretty bro and the least terrible tripfag

>>31852057
>Applejack's cutie mark
>Pinkie's mane
wtf

>>31852070

>>31852093
Oh come on, there's at least...um...Terse?

>>31852006
>Not posting the .gif

Nepeta is best pony.

I cordially invite you to prove me wrong.

>>31852103
so squishy

>>31852096
It's about that simpsons episode where everyone got Flanderized, I think.

>>31852106
TERSE DOESN'T LIKE TERSE

>>31852093
>>31852106
All tripfags are intolerable drama queens that should be killed.

>>31852126
Well nobody likes themselves.

>>31852135

>>31852089
>>31852096
I wish I had more smiles. Instead, have cute humanised gender-switched main six.

>>31852059
Speaking of symbols of the MLPG, hey, Leth, did you use your time away to carry on with your fic? We're still waiting!

>>31852135
I get it

>>31852135
cool

>>31852035
No matter how! You are smiling and it fills my heart with sunshine all the while

>>31852042
Give me 6 hours

>>31852057
Do you have that piece of brain too?

>>31852109
Someone already posted the one I made in a previous thread

>>31852135
I second this motion.

>>31852143
>why cant i hold all these chicks

>>31852050

Fuck off Ross

>>31852126
I DON'T LIKE ME

>>31852135

>>31852050
I'm still not sure if PP needs to be THAT fat but it looks good.

>>31852190

>>31851991
wow, the linkboard got much shorter

In the name of Allah, we must

DISCUSS "SWEET AND ELITE"

My Emir, our people grow restless, and as the saying goes, "idle minds are Nathan's plaything". In order to keep the masses from rape, we must discuss the next episode of the show.

>>31852206
no, how about celestia

>>31852190
>>31852201
I somehow feel ashamed and amused at the same time.

>>31852161
Yes I do!

>>31852206
Of course, sahib. Though we have already discussed all that is to be discussed, one question remains unanswered: will there be a song?

>>31852110

>>31851991
how about posting a pastebin link with actual linkboard? This one misses a lot of info
Also, good to see you again

>>31852225

Just curious, why does any adult viewer buy the toys and crap like that? I watch the show, but that's it. I don't feel the need to do much else related to it (besides enjoy it).

>>31851991
I'd just want the "Who's who on /co/"

>>31852201

>>31852239
The fuck am I reading?

Chavs

>>31852249

>>31852253
It looks like she's spitting fire

>>31852252
Zach Braff quotes as done by Trixie.

>>31852145
No. I'm going to call the project dead and apologize for my inability to write something so grand as my first real writing project.

I may pick it up again eventually, but please don't ever expect it to see the light of day.

>>31852238
I'll probably just do another 'more links' googledocs page (or something similar) that can just be a massive collection of links organized one way or another.

>>31852239
...no seriously. How many of them is out there?

>>31852287
That's all I have

>>31852287
Eight. non-including the template.

>>31852295
Perhaps that's for better

>>31852295
That feel when people always run out when someone asks how many of them there are

>>31852273

>>31852295
Well, cool

>>31852301
This made me laugh

>>31852303
Yes, one down,


>>31852310
>>31852301
Two to go.

>>31852247
Me neither. Those toys are ugly and cheap

>>31852303
I made them all after I got someone to ponyify the zach braff image.
This is the last one, non-including the template.

>>31852310
and where did these come from?

>>31852329
The actor being unfunny I guess.

Other than two moments from Scrubs, there is nothing redeeming about that show.

>>31852310
wut

>>31852221
I told you about those colors fagnig!

>>31852354
There's one on rape.

>that feel

>>31852361
>rape

>>31852329
they're quotes taken out of context. Properly used ones aren't funny until you read the caption at the bottom.
"Well, at least I'm ok" - Zach Braff on 9/11

>>31852360
fuck you toss, the default colors in mspaint are the only right ones

>>31852275
Ah, that's a shame. No worries, man, no worries. Any other plans, or just intending to drop the writing entirely?

>>31852367
Ye about that... I should start in about half of an hour I guess.

>>31852395
...Ross?

>>31852367
I know that feel

>>31852384

>>31852422

Ha, it was Sea Swirl. Another win for me you shitty wizard.

>>31852422
Ha, I actually laughed.

>>31852422
yeah i don't got the pictured versions.

"I mean, personally, I'd survive. I mean how hard is it to swim?"
-Zach Braff, on hurricane Katrina.

>>31852367
Sorry, I got an everything block.
Unless you want to watch more Dan Vs or watch a movie, I probably won't be streaming much for a while.

>>31852476
Save some Dan Vs. for the next weekend, please

>>31852411
Nope, cat.

Damn, he's good. On the first try.

>>31852388
No really, don't read if you don't care about stupid personal shit.Once this whole medical thing with my grandpa finishes up, one way or the other, I'll have a clearer mind to put to things and will decide then.

>>31852533
Can you show us the answer key?

>>31852533
Trying any mlp related character against him is pointless.

>>31852588
Fuck, I already closed it, I'll do it again.

>>31852602
I beat him with both Surprise and Derpy.

>>31852602
He's only guessed Fluttershy 6000 times. He's guessed Finn the Human 12000 times.

>>31852602
I've won twice. This was Hairspray.

>>31852221

I FUCKING LOVE CELENSTIA

>>31852565
I'm sorry to hear that, man. I won't pry. Good luck with everything, though. Take care of yourself, and I hope your grandfather's medical issues resolve themselves. I lost my grandmother this year, so I'll keep yours in my thoughts.

>>31852602
Nope. I just beat him with Sweet Tart - he got Berry Punch and Mrs. Sparkle, but no further.

>>31852588
Let's try Calamity now.

My dreams are just dead and buried.
Sometimes I wish Celestia would just make the sun explode.
When that alicorn finally calls me to her kingdom...
I'll take all you sons of mares when I go.

Yeeeehaw.

>>31852655
but that actually looks decent
what the fuck man

WHY IS THIS A FUCKING QUESTION?

>>31852678
>OC

>>31852678

>thread dead

I was fucking thinking of Donny pony. Shitty wizard.

>>31852729
eww gay.

>>31852777
That original image is too easy to exploit.

>>31852777
Dead thread is the best thread.

>>31852056
I know this is late, but fuck yeah, I wasn't the only person in here to play layton. Pretty coo'.

>>31852729
>futashy

fuck this gay earth

>>31852837
i wasn't even going for futashy
i got through that and flutterguy before i got to fluttershy like i wanted

>>31852777

Fluttershy is totally looking at the boner.

Just tried Littlepip on akinator, then the vault dweller and the Courier, for comparison.
he got Littlepip in 16 questions, Vault Dweller in 13 and courier in 10.
I gained a LITTLE bit of faith in humanity.

>>31852847
...You're shitting me.

FUTASHY has higher priority than Fluttershy?!

>>31852847
hahahahahaha, have to get through two other versions before getting to the original. Classic.

>>31852847
Man, that's fucking terrible

>>31852847
You didn't answer some of the questions right, then.
That shouldn't be happening.

>>31852859
fluttershy is shit and futashy is only an improvement on her character, like lilmissrarity

>>31852857
>Vault Dweller in 13

how apt

Guys.
Why do so many fics that try to be sad have to catalog the deaths of the Mane 6? It just seems like such a cheap, easy way to do it and it's not really something that should be written, surely? Always better to leave it ambiguous so that, yes, it's almost completely certain that it happens, but you can never be completely sure.

So I was going for Twilight's dad, it asked on the second question if he was Irish and I just wanted to see what I would get. In equestria I guess the doctor is Irish.

>>31852847
That is goddamn hilarious

>>31852859
>>31852847
Actually wait, I got to standard Fluttershy first go, in fifteen questions.

>>31852903

>>31852903
>Why do so many fics that try to be sad have to catalog the deaths of the Mane 6? It just seems like such a cheap, easy way to do it
you answered your own question

>>31852915
But... "I'm American"

>Terse
I just read your waifujack thing, it was... an interesting way of going about it. Not what I was expecting, it felt far more like a story than most of the waifufaggotry I've seen, which tends to focus on the emotions to the detriment of having a well defined timeline. An interesting way of going about it, for sure.

>>31852892
Indeed. Always thought it was funny that vault 13 was the one that had the bad luck to have its water chip break.

And don't bring up the scene from 2, please; that was the single worst part of that game.

>>31852650
I beat him with the sarcastic mom pony


Eat shit guessing genie

>>31852928
I guess Terse gravitates towards penises?

>>31852877
I'll agree that turning fluttershy into a dog that knows nothing but eat, sleep, and fuck is better than normal fluttershy, but that second part is just a lie.

>>31852955
She's like, a few days old.

He needs some time to figure things out. He's not magical.

>>31852903
Because saving Fluttershy from being a tree so she can instantly die of old age is so much better, right?

>>31852968
>"What if your Terse orbits my DICK"

>>31852903
Yes, it is cheap, that's why they do it. Death of characters we like is sad, and easy to do *once* you have characters we like, so it's not surprising it's a common theme, entirely because it is, like you say, easy to pull off.

>>31852422
Haha, these Zach Braff things are actually funny. Does anyone have a link to more of these instead of those kinda "meh" Trixie ones?

>>31852985
Nigga, Terse orbits MY dick

>>31852976
Rarity carving shit into her chest makes her more tragic and we all know tragic characters are better.

>>31852981
Fuck him, he's practically the internet. He should know this.

>>31853002
Okay, then you can be the person I was quoting.

>>31852941
Hmm...interesting, but not strictly positive or negative. Rather arbitrary, I'd say. How would you say it hit you, so I know for the rest of the stuff I do? Should I be focusing more on the active "emotional" moment or keeping in line with the way I have now? There's a question.

>>31852968
>>31852985
>>31853002
He's right and all!

>>31852981
>genie
>not magical
what are you smoking

Griffy time people

>>31852983
I still think they're gonna plug her into the weather machine.

>>31853029
better than dash vs rarity at least

Is there any 34 with Babby Swag yet?

>>31853026
I'm not that Anon, but if my opinion's worth anything yeah not really I kinda prefer the "active" style in my waifufics myself.
Also I hate it when status quo gets rocked too much, but that's probably an entirely different story.

>>31852983
I'm guessing that's in Fo:E?
Not been following after it shit itself inside out when the Goddess died. I'm just shocked that there's so many mediocrely written fics that apparently make people tear up. It's just insane.

>>31853056
>the hat
FINALLY!

>>31853026
Yeah, I'm not sure whether it's a positive or negative opinion. I mean, I liked the fic as a work, I'm just talking about specifically as a waifufaggery thing, perhaps a little more emotion would be good, but on the other hand, timelining the growth of a relationship is pretty interesting too, so, I don't know, do what your heart tells you!

All I can say is, I liked it, and it was different.

My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic Episode: "Sweet and Elite"
Season 2, Episode 9
Episode Synopsis: Rarity meets influential new friends at the capitol, so she considers abandoning her old pals, who she fears are unrefined. Original Air Date: Dec 3, 2011

>>31853056
Fuck you boner...

Fuck.

YOU!

>>31853094
Hopefully Rarity will be gotten rid of so they can put a better character into the main 6 like littlepip

>>31853070
>>31853092
Thanks for the input, guys. I'll definitely be keeping the Pinkie Pie fic in the moment. At least, as "in the moment" as I can. Keep an eye open!

>>31853111
Or a second Applejack!

>>31853059
this is a question we need answered!

Guys, what the fuck???

Are we getting some kind of winter wrap up style ep for this year's holidays??

It's only two weeks away!

>>31853124
that's stupid

>>31853111
0/10 old and overused

>>31853111
>Any main pone
>Not a good character
Nigga you cereal?

>>31853132
That world building episode, can't remember the name anymore

>>31853136
ur stupd
fgt

>>31853132
Hearth's Warming, episode 11, December 17th. Be ready!

>>31853124
But then there would just be two characters in the main 6 that don't get any episodes.

>>31853132
I think the crimbo episode is going to be that play one, isn't it?

>>31853151
>implying my body isn't in the constant state of readiness for anything pony related

>>31853151
Did we get a synopsis on 12? If we didn't, it means another break

>>31853163
Don't tell me you hate AJ too.

Hey, It takes a Village updated!

>>31853164
Wow way to obliquely nostalgia-bomb me, fucker.

I suppose you'll mention Decemberween next

>>31853183
It's true though - AJ has no episodes

>>31853196
come now sing with me

>>31853183
I like all the characters; but she still doesn't have any episodes.

>>31853225
don't be lethy leth
tell us who best pony is

>>31853151
>>31853147
The fuck is this, Hearth's warming?
Sounds like something Bon-Bon does on weekends

>>31853196
I would, but anything with 'Ween' in it that has to do with Christmas reminds me of CAD. Now I need to dip my head in a bucket of spiders to erase any recollection.

Thanks.

>>31853237
Its twilight!

>>31853225
Whatabout the one she doesn't sleep for a week?

I feel as if Raindow Dash and Applejack are redundant and should just be combined so we have the Main 5 instead.

>>31853239
It's kinda like our christmas but without the christian bullshit part of it, celebrating some equestrian historical thing

>>31853225
Aren't Applebucking Season and Fall weather friends kinda about her

>>31853225
Applebuck Season?

>>31853260
>Combining

>>31853249
Twilight you say?!

>>31853237
best pony is your favorite pony
worst pony is your least favorite pony
my favorite pony is your mid-tier pony

>>31853260
>Combine the impatient/methodical pair
No, no. No.

>>31853283

>>31853237
Personal opinion would be Twilight, doesn't make her the best though.

>>31853253
>>31853270
>>31853272
That's episode 4 though. That was over a year ago.

And FWF and LBYS were dual episodes.

With RD and rarity getting so many episodes focused on them recently, it just feel very unbalanced.

>>31853260
>They're gonna combine!?

>>31853283
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

>>31853306
No shit, I want my AJ and FS episodes already.
Instead they had to focus on making RD the worst of the main 6.

>>31853281
>Appledash

>>31853306
She is the best pony this season.

>>31853294
>>31853327
haha

>>31853333
At least now is a fact.

>>31853320
>MANLY COMBINING!! APPLEJACK-RAINBOWDASH!!

leth what is the last picture you drew

>>31853333
Don't worry, Fluttershy will be the worst pony again soon.

>>31853306
And then there was this episode, that was for sure going to be about her.

Then it wasn't.

>>31853327
It's called Friendship you bitch!

Practice what you preach!

>>31853362
You have to admit she was awesome in SS and CMP.

>>31853333
>AJ and FS episodes
Yeah, keep dreaming.

>>31853242
>Decemberween
>Reminds you of CAD
>Not Homestar Runner

>>31853369
Why d'you think she's having Twilight do research on it? She has no idea how it works.

I never got into homestar runner so instead I just make fun of everyone who likes it

>>31853430
I never got into my little pony so instead I just make fun of everyone who likes it

>>31853359
I've been busy/lazy/uninspired to do any art during the vacation.

>>31853388
Yes, she's been a fine character when she's involved, but her involvement always seems to be very minimal.

>>31853283
Sounds reasonable.

>>31853430
homestar runner was p cool like 9 years ago

>>31853442
fair enough

>>31853445
draw

>>31853423
Celestia's Yoda for Twilight,
Twilight's just an anal nerd who spends too much time debating with other ponies on image boards to understand friendship.

The plot thickens.

>>31853509
Tell me more

>>31853509
>Anal nerd

>>31853521
errrr.... she eventually gets real life friends who engage her on a personal level and gets out in the world?

The plot thins.......

>>31853550
Ha ha, why did I even laugh?

>>31853509
>The plot thickens

I lost my shit with that

>>31853509
we need more twilight browsing /co/

>>31853587
OH GOD lol

I didn't realise that shit.

>>31853585
that jar should be my penis

>>31853613
>she bites it off

>>31853613
But it isn't HAHAHAHAH FAG!!

>>31853609
i didn't either, until i read your comment and thought about it
and then it was just hilarious

>>31853613
Enjoy your teethmarks.

And sarcastic mare watching and criticising every action.

>>31853675
worth it

>>31852253
I have the whyest boner right now.

>>31853509
She's such a fat flank

hey y'all

best tumblr updated once again.

http://ask-pdhponies.tumblr.com/

my penis refuses to arise!
what should i do?

>>31853550
"Anal" does not here denote a piece of your biology, but a part of the child's development in Freudian psychology.
Namely, the part where you learn how to not poop all over the place, and thus develop the idea of "things you must not do", the foundation of the Super-ego. Essentially, you're obsessed with rules and the shame that comes from breaking them because you couldn't stop pooping your pants when you were little.
This public service announcement was not sponsored by anyone.
Have a nice day.

>>31853573
I need a Twilight (Forever Alone) image ASAP

>>31853765
Think of Leth, it works for me

Hey, is anyone here a death metal fan?

Apparently one of the members of the trivia team I'm playing with tonight is the guitarist of Autopsy

I don't know to what degree I should be stoked

read "my little dashie" its pure gold

>>31853806
lunk

>>31853806
>The fantasy of a fat neckbeard
>Pure gold

>>31853806
>subject
>name
>mail

>>31853769
A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways. Often the first (more obvious) meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risqué or ironic.

The Oxford English Dictionary defines a double entendre as especially being used to "convey an indelicate meaning". It is often used to express potentially offensive opinions without the risks of explicitly doing so.

>>31853806
Pretty meh actually now that I think of it in hindsight.

>>31853806

It's not that great.

>>31853789
I only like parody dethmetal.

have some on me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CQfvfv1sI

Reminds me of bronies
I hope you are not epileptic

If I get dubs then I have to punch myself as hard as I can in the dick the number of times that my dubs are

>>31853550
shhh shhhh shhhhh...
Just relax and take a deep breath...

>>31853769
>>31853828
Autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and autism are both general terms for a group of complex disorders of brain development. These disorders are characterized, in varying degrees, by difficulties in social interaction, verbal and nonverbal communication and repetitive behaviors. They include autistic disorder, Rett syndrome, childhood disintegrative disorder, pervasive developmental disorder-not otherwise specified (PDD-NOS) and Asperger Syndrome. ASD can be associated with intellectual disability, difficulties in motor coordination and attention and physical health issues such as sleep and gastrointestinal disturbances. Some persons with ASD excel in visual skills, music, math and art.

Autism statistics from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) identify around 1 in 110 American children as on the autism spectrum–a 600 percent increase in prevalence over the past two decades. Careful research shows that this increase is only partly explained by improved diagnosis and awareness. Studies also show that autism is three to four times more common among boys than girls. An estimated 1 out of 70 boys is diagnosed with autism in the United States.

>>31853877
>autism
viral marketing

>>31853806
>>31853841
>>31853835

Holy shit, it's Statler and Waldorf!
How are you guys!?
You like ponies?

Reflex anal dilatation (RAD) is the reflexive dilation of the human anus to a diameter greater than two centimeters in response to the parting of the buttocks or anal stimulation, such as brushing with a medical instrument. RAD was theorized to be a clinical marker associated with anal sexual assault in children, and has been associated with other signs of sexual assault but also appears in children with severe chronic constipation and those subject to invasive medical treatments of the anus. The finding of RAD alone is not considered indicative of sexual abuse, and a normative sample of children not suspected of having been sexually abused found that a significant number of children showed anal dilatation either continuously or intermittently.
Used extensively in the Cleveland child abuse scandal, it was discredited during the trial as the sole indication of sexual abuse, determined to be considered a sign of sexual assault by a tiny minority of British physicians. RAD is now considered discredited.

>>31853917

That's so RAD man.

I'm going to love abusing the shit out of this.

>>31853587
>>31853713

>>31853917
Legitimately fascinating, do go on

>>31853898
Obviusly... daaa

>>31853877
>>31853917

cool stories, bros.

This is the slowest pony general i've been in.

Is 4chan being dd0s'd again??

>>31854008
Just slow sometimes. Happens.

>>31854008
I'd bet there's some secret stream going on.

I'm going to run a quest tonight, it will not involve rape, just possible violence and theft.

>rape

>>31854047
THEN IT NEEDS A DANCE PARTY!!!!

>>31854047
i want a more accurate filly dash shrug out of you

>>31854108
okthen

>>31854108

>>31854008
its just a slow day today

>>31854108

Dildo time?

>>31854108

>>31854165

>>31854108

>>31854165
Heh. I remember a clopfic that involved Rainbow Dash walking in on Applejack while she was jamming a dildo up her cunt.

That pony sure do love dildos

>>31854203

>>31854213
I love this gif.

>>31854175
She's can't take anymore captain!!!

this thread is putting me to sleep

>>31854233

>>31854255
I went out and bought chocolate. Delish, and a great way to get energy back for the coming MLPG evening.

>>31854274
better be wispa gold

>>31854214
Link

>>31854258
why do i always open this gif every time i see it

>>31854255
Shhhhh

Just let it happen

>>31854289
>wispa
>not galaxy

>>31854302
galaxy tastes like shit son

>>31854274
And all I've got are these apples.
Every goddamn store in the country closed like 3 hours ago.

>>31854214
Applejack, you cant jam all those fucking dildos

>>31854301
But you have so much work to do...

>>31854318
you taste like shit

>>31854319
u finnish bro?

>>31854300
Cause Derpy has the best moves?

>>31854289
>>31854302
you guys are casuals. i got a snickers, and it'll be the last chocolate i have for the next two months, sadly.

>>31854319
hey, i have apples too! like, three bags. we can be apple buddies.

>>31854255
NO FAGGOT
IT'S PONI TIME

>>31854325
FUCK YOU I CAN'T JAM ALL THESE DILDOS

>>31854274
Are you pumped for the big upcoming fightnight? It's a free-for-all cage fight with no holds barred, the topic: who's the best pone, round XXXVII

Be there be there be there, this LIVE internet fight is one night only. It's gonna be AWESOME

>>31854332
stop eating me then brodeo

>>31854329
Zzzzzzz

>>31854343
>snickers
>not mars

>>31854343
you going into hibernation or what?

>>31854360
If I was a pony I'd be something like that.

>>31854300

because it's adorable.

>>31854343
>chocolates with nuts
>2011

>>31854377
What is the origin of wiggly Twilight?

>>31854343
Screw chocolate.

Get toffee.

Solid SUGAR.

Treacle Toffee for the motherfucking sugarrushing spinesnapping WIN!!!!!

fucking sugar

Are we still dancing?

>>31854343
note: apple buddies is code for apple buddies

>>31854385
This, seriously.

>>31854399
it her face when she saw my dick for the first time

>>31854335
Why of course.

>>31854350
That's right, Anonymous, and tonight this fight will be brought to you live in Scream-O-Vision by PBS Entertainment Incorporated, proud sponsors of the My Little Pony General and its related andsubsidiary products, "Hair-Flavoured Ice Cream" and Porn™.

Tonight's contestants are our usual suspects, returning contenders as the Main Six of our most popular feature, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Will the victor walk away with the spoils? Will reigning champion Pinkie Pie be toppled by young upstart Rainbow Dash? Or will the dark horse Applejack steal the show?

Stay tuned for all this and more, folks, because tonight's a winner!

My bet's on Applejack!

>>31854408
Fuck toffee. Toffee is never good.

>>31854424
She had a seizure?

Geez, you need to warn people about that shit

>>31854449
it's a flashy dick

>>31854412
Dance the fucking night away bro

how can i stop my headphones always getting tied in a knot and frustrating me for like a few seconds?

>>31854478

Wind them about a spool.

>>31854478
Go wireless?

>>31854365
>>31854385
I am surrounded by gastronomic troglodytes. None of you could appreciate the delectably delicious Snickers bar the way I do. Casuals.

>>31854408
I don't think I can handle that much sugar, man. I'll stick to my apples. Plus, Applejack and whatnot!

>>31854367
Nah, I need to buy, like, three more tomorrow. I eat a whole lot of apples. Usually six to eight bags a week.

>>31854213
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttnPs_3jDhI

>>31854385
>not liking chocolates with nuts

>>31854534
Guys, Nightmare Night was a month ago and Derpy is still dressed like that

I'm concerned

>>31854478
SCREAM AT THEM UNTIL THEY STOP!!!!

>>31854544
>Luna Moondancing to Nightwish

>I think they should all be sluts

>>31854584
Oh man, someone should draw Luna moon walking

Or animate it, whatever

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>31854544
>Nightwish

Quality music you've got there, Princess. Don't mind me, these earplugs are for ... medical reasons.

>>31854628
I'm going to find you

I will break your legs

>>31854628
no
you are categorically wrong

>>31854628
No she isn't.

>>31854628
your mom is a very ugly pony
so ugly she created a human

sometimes i get so ponely

i want a pony girlfriend

she doesn't even have to be one of the mane cast, i'd settle for one of the background ponies

what should i do? should i learn ponese? stock up on sugarcubes?

>>31854652
It's a good thing I don't need those legs, Gump.

>>31854662
Dinky's mom is a very ugly pony

>>31854667

>ponely

>>31854676

>>31854646
Have something more mellow then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91QXNr41FM

Or is that not your thing?

>>31854552
>>31854329
>>31854301
...fuck..

>>31854652
i want to find and injure the guy who keeps saying "sister" in mlpgs

>>31854723
what?

>>31854667
>Ponely
>Ponese

>>31854695
was about to post that one next

>>31854739
It's quite possible he has a new fetish

>>31854730
I know what you mean bro

>>31854552
I don't care for any candy.

>>31854739
sleepy pone make me sleepy

>>31854697
What's that? I think I fell asleep. Yes, yes, the music was probably pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgKk8Eqyzkk

>>31854770

>>31854723
>>31854770
>>31854762
and I just noticed I mis-linked one of the sleepy pone pictures for chocolate nuts.

>>31854770
But that pony looks more annoyed than sleepy.

Guys. I want to ask Applejack out for a date.

How do?

So, just got to this thread, but now I'm seeing Trixie as JD and Twilight as Turk in Scrubs, singing a pony version of Guy Love. Mare Love maybe? Or perhaps they'd hang out with their dead stuffed dog Rowdy that AJ hates. And AJ is Carla.

Someone get to the fanart. Chop chop.

>>31854783
I had upholstery like that. It feels so

uninviting. Like canvas or something

>Dazzler becomes a pony in the show.

So, when can we expect that Twilight recolor to show up.
Or all the other recolors?

>>31854776
Sounds like Bjork when sober.

>>31854803
you ram a vagina up her fat apple..

>>31854803
First, hollow out an apple....

Okay, uninstalled and reinstalled 4chan X, let's see if it works any better now...

I swear my fucking mac partition, using 4chan X on Firefox, has no problems at all.

>>31854803
Just ask her, she's a farm girl. She appreciates straightforwardness.

>elosande drew something new

Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

>>31854822
I FEEL A SONG COMING ON!!!!

>>31854824
stop using a mac
honestly
what kind of rapist even uses a mac?

>>31854843
and what do you shit/cum?

>>31854843

>>31854856
i shit cum
and cum shit

so guys, i just found this in my e-mail inbox and i'm way too gleeful all of a sudden.
help me to stop smiling. i just can't without you. post sad ponies.

>>31854826
I'm scared Big Mac will get on my case if I do

He's bigger then me

>>31854856
rainbow juice

>>31854882

>>31854882

>>31854890
Why don't you raise a larger army? Surely he can't take on an army.

>>31854859

>>31854882
SMILe would be disappointed with you

>>31854911
This seems like a lot of trouble just for a date

>>31854890
> That feel when Big Mac beats you down and rapes your tight ass because you asked his sister out.

>>31854882

To all Bronies and Ponies.

Please stop laughing at me.
It hurts when the ponies do that, whenever they make fun of my eyes or they think I’m stupid or slow.

I know I may be klutzy from time to time, but I’m not stupid, I don’t want to be treated like a foal or laughed at anymore. I don’t want to be alone or a laughing stock because ponies think I’m stupid.

Please, just stop… I’d be a good friend if you’d just stop laughing at me.

>>31854822
>>31854847
All you have to do is take an apple, Jam it up her snatch!
Then you dump some flour in there, stir it up like a batch!
Making her squeal is such a cinch, add a fistful of yourself~
Twist around some more, then count to four, and she'll fuck your arm herself!

Applejack, so homely and sweet
Applejack, her passion a treat!
Applejack, Applejack Applejack Applejaaack!

>>31854933
Nonsense. You can always have a use for an army.

A wise prince always has a bigger military than his neighbors.

>>31854934
only he gets to tap that sweet apple ass

>>31854930
Derpy is so cute as little chubby bug

>>31854947

>>31854890

So invite him along too. He'd be something of a chaperone, making sure you treated her right and stuff. It's not perverse or anything, just a quaint country tradition stemming from the strong family ties in rural regions and then you can take turns with him giving it to her good

>>31854959
Please stop big brother... It hurts...

I feel bad for Applejack.

Hi, I'm Rainbow Dash. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.

>>31854882
They misspelled your name.