>>31845527
Oooh, also, old thread:

>>31843503

Discord is best poni

EXCUSE ME
I AM LOST
IS THIS THE RAPING GENERAL?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Topic 3) Single Sarcastic Horse Mom - will her saga be continued? Will /co/ decide on a name? STAY TUNED ON NICKELODEON

And the awards go to...
Best pony
AJ

Main 6 from best to worst
AJ
Fluttershy
Twilight
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Rainbow Dash

Best supporting character
Cheerilee

Best background pony
Derpy

>>31845549
Make me.

>>31845549
SAD FACE INSTEAD
OH MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER FRONT HOOVES

>>31845549
Do you have .gifs from older episodes?

>>31845553
Oh, should I delete this thread so we can all move over to the other one?

>opinions  time?

Master Race:
Twilight Sparkle

Honorary Master Race:
Pinkie Pie, Applejack

Commoner tier:
Rainbow Dash, Applejack

Peasant Tier:
Fluttershy

>>31845553
>Anon vs. Terse thread
Can we get the marker in here, please?

>>31845568
That other one is not a pony general.

>>31845568
Nah

SET SAIL FOR AUTISM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnJJhXZ02Y

People know what the upcoming episodes will be already? My fan power levels are further and further eclipsed by you people collectively.

As for power rankings, obviously Twilight's advanced magic power makes her the most powerful of the main six. Then Luna, and finally Celestia makes your scouter break when you look at her.

>>31845568
no that doesn't seem like a proper thread
i can't even see any keywords

>New YouTube layout

Why.jpg

>>31845575
People should just post the whole fucking picture if they're gonna post anthro.

>>31845576
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes

Here you go! What new episodes are usually added there after announcement. Easy resource! We have a Rarity episode this week, then...I can't remember what, and then a Spike episode, which should be great fun!

>>31845575
Too late >>31845549

>>31845581
I am more like >why haven't I got it yet
Not that I'm complaining.

>>31845575

I fap to ponies, I fap to humanised ponies, but that's just disgusting.

You a furry, boy?

You know what Twi fixing the dam reminds me of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfwHe0NqVvY

>>31845549
I'll make you Anon if you know what I mean

>>31845566
Not here, I'm at work right now

>>31845564
Where have you been?!

>>31845581
i saw it a few weeks ago
then it went away
now it's back again
silly youtube

>>31845601
Welp

>>31845592

I am a man, man!

>>31845603
I got it a week ago on a school computer.
Then the BG on my own computer went gray.
Now It's just back to normal again.
What the fuck?

>>31845572
>>31845573
>>31845574
>>31845577
all right then, i won't worry myself about it overmuch.
hmm...i'm tempted to post my own episode list, but yesterday it caused a fair bit of aggravation. you guys promise to respect other people's opinions?

Where's the new episode information?

We should have gotten it a few days ago

>>31845615
This is 4chan, of course not

>>31845615
Have we ever NOT been respectful?

>>31845615
>4chan
>Respecting opinions
>At all

>>31845615

>respecting opinions
>4chan

Of course we will

>>31845615
DOO HOO HOO

>>31845601
>>31845610
i got a 2 day ban for posting pony in a pony general

>>31845635
>>31845632
>>31845627
>>31845626
>>31845621
yeah, i don't know what i was thinking. anyway, for your pleasure:
1. Show Stoppers
2. The Return of Harmony
3. Stare Master
4. Green Isn't Your Colour
5. The Cutie Pox
6. Dragonshy
7. May The Best Pet Win
8. Feeling Pinkie Keen
9. Party Of One
10. Cutie Mark Chronicles
11. Suited For Success
12. Best Night Ever
13. Mysterious Mare Do Well
14. Luna Eclipsed
15. Friendship Is Magic
16. A Bird In The Hoof
17. Sisterhooves Social
18. Sonic Rainboom
19. Over A Barrel
20. Winter Wrap Up
21. Fall Weather Friends
22. Lesson Zero
23. Swarm Of The Century
24. Bridle Gossip
25. Owl's Well That Ends Well
26. A Dog And Pony Show
27. Call Of The Cutie
28. Bridle Gossip
29. Boast Busters
30. Look Before You Sleep
31. Griffon The Brush Off
32. Ticket Master

>>31845637

We all know that feel

>>31845644

I saw that like 3 times yesterday Terse

>>31845644
Look at 28 and 24, bro.

>>31845644
THAT LIST IS TERRIBLE TERSE AND FOR IT I WILL NOW SCREAM AT YOU EVEN LOUDER THAN USUALLY

>>31845650
>>31845653
but i only posted it twice! and no one else has even drawn one up, let alone posted it. now's a good time.

>>31845652
that's a good point. hmm, replace 24 with applebuck season, that was what i meant.

>>31845652
he hates it sometimes
sometimes not as much
sometimes a bit more

>>31845644
Huh, wow. This is interesting! I think we have very different opinions on several places here.

I want to see an episode where Lyra goes insane and starts killing all of the other ponies.

>>31845667
HERE IS MY LIST:
1. MY FAVORITE EPISODE
2-WHATEVER. YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE

>>31845575

Y-boner thread?

>>31845667
>you hating on bridle gossip
I just want to know why.

>>31845680
>your
There are no whyboners left in man.

1. Party of one
2. Every other episode
3. That last episode

>>31845680

The whyest boner thread.

>>31845677

We should make our own Lyra fan club.

>>31845688
i find his spelling of embarrassing even more upsetting

>>31845682
it just irritates me. i'm not saying any episode is bad - even the ones at the bottom list are middling to good, watchable. but i don't like a lot of what they did with zecora, and the episode just didn't work for me.

>>31845676
how so, man? what do you disagree with?

>>31845637
I know that feel bro, have some Pinkie smiling

>>31845693

Oh god I will fucking orgasm when we finally hear Lyra speak.

>>31845694
I didn't even notice.
Gah.

>>31845697
The order of the episodes is very different. I'd rate some of those higher on the list and some of those lower. I might compose one, but I was actually just peaking in this morning and can't quite manage the time

HEY HEY

HEY GUYS

GUYS HEY

GUYS GUYS

Lyra General

>>31845703

I would probably rape NTSTS brutally if that were to ever happen.

dat latest max comic

>>31845698
That makes things much better

>>31845705
Ah, no worries, then, no worries. I'm not surprised, I imagine everyone has a completely different order. Mine's just one of many. When you get back, you should draw one up! E-mail it to me if you can't post it in the general for some reason.

>>31845703
Not english version but
>>31845328

>>31845713
Sure.

>Lyra general

Lyra is favorite ponie

>>31845698
Her right leg should be very strong to support her body...

whyboner

>>31845644

Do you

Do you actually like the CMC or something

Heartstrings sounds better

>>31845755

>>31845755
You know what? fuck off

>>31845755

CLANG CLANG CLANG WITH THE TROLLEY

>>31845739

TRANSPONNIES!

EQUINES IN DISGUISE!

>>31845714
DID SOMEBODY SAY THE MAGIC WORD?!

This thread is so interesting. It's not like we've talked about Lyra a million-and-a-half times before. And for some reason I doubt it will be any more fruitful than the last two hundred thousand discussions.

No, no, keep discussing Lyra. We all know how -close- you are. I'll just stay over here, with my three lines of dialogue as opposed to, you know, none.

>>31845760
is u mad?

ONWARD, TO LYRA!

>rape

>>31845770
I could fap to this

>>31845770

shutup sarcastic pony

>>31845770
Shut up Sparkler Lyra's better than you

>>31845773

HELLO FELLOW LYRA CULTIST! What personality for her is in your head canon?

>>31845575
>>31845692
>>31845680

These are all terrible and excellent examples of why I don't fap to ponies. It's not because I find the idea repulsive in principle, but mostly that there's still no good MLP porn.

>>31845755

Heartstrings DOES sound more like a strippers name than Lyra.

It fits right in with the rest of the ponies:
Twilight
Fluttershy
Rarity
Rainbow
Pinkie Pie
Applejack

>>31845772
About five very loud Equestria Daily retards are very mad. The rest are fine with it.

>>31845770
After a whle I'd think even the sarcastic Pony would start getting on my nerves.

>>31845787
Now you're getting it.

>>31845785

And that's why I use clopfics

Or my imagination

>>31845787
Those DO sound like stripper's names

>>31845803
Because Lyra, of course

>>31845803
It really ain't, sugarcube.

>>31845750
What's wrong with the CMC?! They're my favourite characters!

>>31845816

>>31845750
I like Apple Bloom, am neutral to Scootaloo and dislike Sweetie Belle.
Together they're... just meh. At worst annoying.

>>31845816
Apple Bloom's okay, but the other two can go die.

>>31845783
She is just a background pony. If I were to choose a personality I would say that she is cool-headed but overreacts at times, mainly because of when that parasprite ate her pie.

>>31845816
>TERSE

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

He actually did it.

>>31845816

Oh, I see, you like dem foals

Welp, can't judge, we all have our depraved shit, carry on then

>>31845800
If I'm going to go pure imagination there are plenty of way hotter things to imagine nailing than ponies.

>>31845833

Look at that sex machine with the guitar. Look at him go, isn't he amazing?

Good morning.

>>31845823
>>31845824

>not liking Sweetie Belle the best

AB is bland. Scootaloo is annoying

Sweetie belle is sweet and adorable and her voice is so cute and she just wants to be like her big sister

>>31845848
Hello

>>31845833

do i even what to know what am i looking at?

>>31845848
STREAMDRAWSPEAK

>>31845848

>>31845850
>opinions

>>31845863
>Moths
Fuck you, I have a phobia of moths

>>31845845
He looks like he gets all the mares. Anyone that plays guitar for god is bound to get some serious chick points.

>>31845870
>phobia of moths
Why? They're just boring butterflies made of dust.

>>31845783
I like to think of her as the "male" of the couple, and, of course, a human trapped in a pony body

>>31845880
I don't fucking know.

>>31845715
I seriously thought this was going to be in the last panel.

>>31845863
Thank god we have nothing that big here.
Excuse me while I go wrestle some bears to vent the horror from my brain.

>>31845857
I did more than enough of that lastnight.
>>31845863
Moths are my favorite insect. Thanks!

>>31845798
Oh, I'm getting on your nerves, am I? Well Mr. Smartypants, how do you think we usually feel about all this ... porn the lot of you keep making of us? I mean for the love of pete, Rarity has been bawling her heart out for a week straight now over how one of you got her -hooves- wrong. It's not easy to be objectified either as you tend to do, and quite frankly we're getting fucking tired of it.

"Ooooh, but you're just a cartoon horse," you say. Well, you're just a fat pink sack. So you're not exactly on the high ground, now are you?

>>31845816
Individually they're fine, such as in episodes that focus on one of them with their sister. But stories revolving around the three of them together are the worst episodes. Or to put it another way:

I like Applebloom, Sweetie Bell, and Scootaloo alright. But I hate the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

>>31845887
>having a favorite insect
>2011

>>31845896
Only good insect is a dead one.

>>31845833
Fantastic, fantastic work!! Good job FacelessJr

>>31845904
Amen

>>31845904
>>31845896
But bugs are so much cooler than people.
And ponies.

>>31845888
No, I said after a while, not now.
Besides there's porn of everything, why should we make an exception for you?

>>31845910
it goes ponies>insects>humans bro

>>31845833
Damn, that's awesome!

You guys should be proud!

>turn on radio
>NPR
>they're interviewing a guy from Maroon 5
>apparently there's this song called "Moves Like Jagger" that's been tearing up the charts for months
>I have never heard it
>they play some of it
>it sucks

such is life in the 'ville

>>31845914
>insects>humans
But have you ever seen a human wearing a pickelhaube?

>>31845904
>>31845908
But...I like insects.

>>31845833
Yeah, reeeeeal impressive with the technicolor ponies, fonts-too-small-to-read-without-photoshop and take this, your own collection of OC's. Yes, you're now DeviantArt. I'm super duper certain you'll be proud of this for a loooooong time.

>>31845833
>1000 x 800
i thought this was supposed to be huge. 1000 x 800 isnt that big.

>>31845889
>>31845835
>>31845832
>>31845824
>>31845821
...I didn't really expect anything more than what I got.

>>31845904
How 'bout a ladybug or a cute cricket?

>>31845919
>I have not listened to "hit radio" or music tv in a year
>I have no idea of what's "hip" these days
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

>>31845848

Good moooorning!

>>31845940
THAT FUCKING SONG

Why is everyone in this fanbase so fucking insane?

We overtook every over fanbase insanity before season 1 even finished

/b/, ponychan, eqd, youtube, knowyourmeme and deviantart are UNGODLY bad

>>31845942

>>31845927

It was posted on DA, at a Xbox huge resolution.

>>31845951
Because it's no longer a fanbase, it's a support group.

>>31845940
Ladybugs I can stand.
Crickets aren't cute.
>>31845944
I have no idea what song you mean.

>>31845932
Look on his dA for the original pic

>>31845966
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsVvkYNin4
doyouevenwatchtheshow.jpg

>>31845966
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb9QOAUJlSw

>>31845887
Moths are cool, but everybody knows mantises are the best insect, it's a fact. Do moths turn their heads to look at you? No. Do moths have scythe blade arms? No. Can you pick up a moth and let it ride around on your shoulder? No, it'll just fly away. Can moths bite you real good but choose not to because they're just cool like that? No, moths are absolutely harmless.

>>31845970
Here

>>31845973
>>31845970
FUCK HOW DID I EVEN FORGET

>>31845983
Thanks.

>>31845966
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAS1EZ5MIMM&t=1m25s

I'm at university and I'm thinking about ponies rather than databases. What the fuck have you done to me, /co/?

>>31845996
>rape

>>31845996

>>31845996
>implying we don't all think about ponies for most of our waking lives
>implying I didn't fall asleep last night with At The Gala playing in my head despite the fact that I haven't watched BNE in months

>>31845996
>Walking to school
>Boring, gray, cold, snow, cold, gray boring
>what would Twilight think of this weather
>mind wanders off to a start of a waifufic one guy did
>start thinking of some continuation for it
>snap out of it 3 kilometers later
I was worried for a while.
Then I learned to stop worrying and love the poni.

>>31845978
I love how fluffy and soft they are, and their antennae are pretty awesome. Atlas Moths are so badass, but it sucks that they only live about 1-2 weeks. I've had a Mantis before, so I agree that they're pretty awesome.

>>31845996
>that feel when you have a ton of reading left to do, three exams to prepare for, two assessed essays to write and a statute book to memorise and you're still on /co/ talking about ponies
feels pony, man

LOOK AT HOW TAME AND SAFE FOR WORK THIS PICTURE IS. LOOOOOOK.

I MAEK ANIMOOTION WIT CRAP ART SKILLZ, AM I COOL NAO?

>>31846025
...Ok when's the porn gonna pop out?

>>31846025
NO

>>31845848
You barely even slept!

>>31846021
>need to write an essay for history or basically not graduate
>I'm still here

>>31846016

Which one

I need more Twilight fics

>>31846025
I'm not saving that until you tell me what's hidden in it.

>>31846045
>>31846021
>that feel when I graduated from college a long time ago and I'm never going back to school again

1) I WANT MY PINKIE PIE EPISODE DAMMIT

2)
Best pony: Pinkie Pie
Second best: Twilight

>>31846016
I do this all the time when I'm bored and I don't even think twice.

Should I be worried.

>>31846054
A penis you can't see

>>31846051
Here's the complete fic http://pastebin.com/1G8zpUcD
The guy's first one, adjust your expectations accordingly.

>>31846058
Are you me?

>>31846054
She's got a massive wiener.

>>31846045
>>31846056
Once I'm done with my fucking law degree, I have at least two more year-long courses I have to pass before I can put it to any damn use. Ponies better be over and done with by then or I swear to god I'm blaming you guys for my failure.

>>31846058
I want my FS episode. :(
And an AJ episode :(
And a PP episode :(

>>31846044
I have some things I need to do before work! I'll sleep when I'm dead!

>>31846058

>>31846021
>>31845996
I too, am gabbing about ponies instead of doing the work I should. There's a lot of nice things about doing freelance work from home, but the self-discipline part can be a pain. Especially when you're sick and it's extra hard to focus.

>>31846059
It's too late for now
Funny how I was basically in a trance, completely oblivious to the outside world.
Might be fun if I could do that whenever I want.

>>31846073
Bahaha. I'm so glad I didn't know about 4chan when I was still in school. I would've flunked out like a motherfucker.

>>31846066

Oh shit, it's mine. Really flattered that you liked it, thanks.

>>31846079

5starpost.png

Pinkie pie take over!

>>31846075
But all of those characters suck, Anonymous.

I want a Cheerilee, or Celestia episode.

I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why Rainbow isn't pursuing a spot with the Wonderbolts anymore.

It's seriously all she fucking talked about in season 1.

There literally hasn't been ONE mention of them in season 2.

Why?

>>31846075
>emoticons
the /b/ really IS here!

I want an Anonymous episode

>>31846085
>>31846094
>It doesn't stop in education
>It doesn't stop in the world of work
>Quite literally, only the dead can know peace from this evil
God damn it, 4chan.

BEHOLD.

>>31846054
There is honestly nothing to it. I just posted a picture of a humanized fluttershy.

Now here is a picture of twhylyt sparrkl.

>>31846108
An Anon episode fighting against the wild creatures of the Everfree Forest called Tripfags

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>31846075
>Celestia hasn't showed up in FIVE EPISODES

>>31846107
We were the /b/ all along.

>>31846115

TWOLOGHT SPONGLE!!!

>>31846116
>>31846108
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0yQg8kHVcI

>>31846102
>All those characters suck
>Pinkie Pie

You and I are enemies now.

>>31846115
I would be her frond if she asked me.

>>31846110
The good news is that once you get out into the real world, your work doesn't come home with you unless you want it to. My nights and weekends are mine and I can waste them on ponying and vidyaing if I want to, and it won't come back to bite me in the ass on Monday.

>>31846110

I regularly zone out and think about ponies at work, which is especially dangerous because that involves power tools and pneumatic clamps.

And at school. I caught myself doodling PP in the middle of a lecture.

Can someone delete an image from the last thread?

>>31846128
Twarkle Sparkle?

>>31846114
Dafty, you are... disturbing me. What happened to the Dafty I knew before, the one that was just a simple Lyra fan?

>>31845912
>Porn of me
Uh-huh. I'm sure you'll do that. Because that's what you love to do.

>>31846142
>Finish exam half an hour before allowed to leave
>suddendly a4 full of pony
Too bad it doesn't help me get better at drawing them.

>>31846150
You're being awfully tardy today.

>>31846150
Huh, this is the first time I noticed her cutie mark. What specialty could she possibly have to get three diamonds?

>>31846148

I HAVE EVOLVED.

>>31846144
It's all yours now Isaac

>>31846146

Twarnple Sparhel

>>31846161
She works for Mitsubishi.

>>31846167
EPILEPTLIGHT SPARKUL

>>31846150
I want sarcastic single mother pony to laugh at the size of my dick, and sarcastically comment on how much of a lover I am and how big my dick feels inside if her.

I want her to be a real bitch.

>>31846167
Best name yet.

But... is that picture Twilight Porring?

>>31846167
TWAAAAAAAAAAA

>>31846160
And you're bright as ever.

>>31846161
Think of it as a litmus test.

>>31846168
>Cars
>Hooves
Oh, you're one of the special kids, aren't you?

>>31846186
Where is this tumblr located.

I must watch it.

>>31846191
Which was the link that bothered the mods?

>>31846198
http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/

>>31846192
Sparkler why are you so sarcastic

>>31846179
Truely, the most sarcastic boner.

>>31846207
joowz or whatever probably

Dammit ponies. Now I'm gonna be late for class.

>>31846179
...Does nothing for me.

>>31846207
Beats me.

>>31846214
Who said anything about you anonymous.

>>31846228
We are all Anonymous here, Anon.

>>31846191

>Leth sleeping

I bet he snuggles a marker pillow or something.

>>31845927
After seeing that Dash was indeed nearly incapable of opening that jar with hooves, are bottles with lids some cruel joke on the part of unicorn ponies?

>>31846218
Huh, well, let's hope the Linkboard Lite is fine

>>31846232
YOU SHUT UP I'M THE REAL ANONYMOUS

>>31846213
Such a bad student you are! Shame on you mister!

>>31846192

It's fucking hilarious how no-one gave a shit about this pony until last Saturday.

Despite her first appearing in episode 1 of season 1; over a year ago.

>>31846238
i want to ram my cock up cheerilees ear hole

>>31846233
>I bet he snuggles a marker pillow or something.

>>31846244
IT'S BECAUSE SHE SPOKE DUH

>>31846179
Me? But I'm certain a ... healthy and, uh ... fit young male such as yourself gets plenty of ... similarly ... physically equipped ... females. Surely you don't want me to hang around.

>>31846209
Why are you asking such dumb-ass questions?

>>31846214
Oups how did this peanut butter get there

>>31846254

Man this fanbase works fast.

>>31846251
Yes

>>31846251
Huh, someone capped that.

TWIWIGHT SPWINKLES

>>31846234

Yep, every asshole unicorn arranges picnics for their earth pony and pegasus neighbors where the food is placed in all kinds of jars, bottles and cans.

>>31846263
>pinkie pie
>worst pony
>yes

>>31846238
I'm a terrible student. Please discipline me more Ms. Cherilee

>>31846254
Only wanted an answer but okay

>>31846270

>>31846244
She spoke. Her voice was great. Her lines were great. It gave her a personality, something that not every BG poni can achieve.

>>31846254
>similarly physically equipped

But I have a peni- oh I see what you're saying.

>>31846268
I KNEW THEY DID IT! Everybody said they just use jars and bottles because they're good for storing food but I knew it was a unicorn plot! And now I finally have evidence!

>>31846259
Hey, Dafty, Rose and I both want to know if you have any pictures you've drawn that are more than doodles. You know? Stuff that isn't quite as crazy as the things you share with us.

>>31846251

Goddammit.
I'm in the kitchen making coffee and my grandma is here. Stop it.

>Watch patch 4.3 trailer
Well that fucking sucked.

Anyway, ponies.

>>31846161
Well obviously it's her sharp tongue.

>>31846310
have sex with her

>>31846311
>WoW
People STILL play that?!

>>31846310

Let your granny schlick to it

>>31846305

Not really actually, I mainly draw for fun, because fun things are fun. Sometimes I do color in my doodles, but I guess that doesn't count. I know my art skills are not that great, but it's all in good fun.

>>31846292

It happens even in the Equestrian nobility.

If an unicorn noble feels like putting down their less fortunate fellows they do this.

Except of course with better brands of goods.

"Here, a gift for the host"

"Is ... That Champange?"

"It certainly is, open it up, 4537 is a fantastic year...... Ah, i am so sorry, i completely forgot, ... You usually are so capable, it slipped my mind that you are.... disadvantaged.

YOU FAPPIN TO PONIES BRO?

>>31846357
i wish

This doesn't sound so bad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URRV1EgH7O4

>>31846357

NAY!

>>31846357
Not right now.

>>31846337
That makes sense, man, no worries. Good policy to have. Maybe someday you'll share these coloured doodles too, that might be cool.

IT FEELS LIKE I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A THREAD WITH NO RAINBOW DASH IN IT

>>31846381

Why are you curious about my stuff anyway? Especially with an artist like Rose being also curious. Somewhat high profile people knowing of my existence is quite surprising to me.

Which pony brews the best coffee?

I bet Pinkie does.

A full, rich, dark roast. Peppermint graces the edges of your tongue as you drink deeply. A little sweet, but just the right amount of sugar. Just like Pinkie Pie. She giggles as she watches you tilt your head back to finish your cup and asks sweetly, blushing "Do you like it?"

>>31846399
go away faggotdash

>>31846417
>implying ponies drink such a ridiculous beverage

>>31846420
YOUR HATE ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!

>>31846353
And for situations like this, the champagne saber was invented: equally capable of opening bottles and gutting obnoxious guests.

>>31846420
Go away statuefag

>>31846417
>coffee
What are you, a plebeian?

>>31846417
Eh, maybe Rarity. She probably drinks tea, though.

>>31846441
No

>>31846439

Indeed, Colonel Slashwell is much beloved by both Earth Pony and Pegasus nobility.

>>31846449
>not drinking coffee
>2011

>>31846417
>I like my coffee like I like my women: with hooves attached

>>31846417

>Not drinking milk on its own

GET AWAY FROM ME CASUAL SCUM.

water > milk

>>31846468
>MFW

>>31846459
Rarity strikes me as the type who practically lives on coffee during work hours.

>>31846468

>>31846105
At the end of season one, she realized "Wow, the wonderbolts are kind of faggots."

Alternatively, the ponies are supposed to be adults (according to Faust.) It's a little old for Dash to be chasing those dreams if that's true.

TODAY IS THE DAY CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!

>>31846502
Faust said that she considers the ponies to be somewhere between adults, kids and teenagers, ie: whatever works to appeal to the target audience and make plots interesting. Her justification is that horses, like most animals, grow up really quick physically compared to humans, so the cast of six is kinda in a mixed place.

Rarity strikes me as the most mature, given that she's an accomplished artist and designer who runs her own business.

>>31846524

>>31846528
Rarity, oldest
Pinkie, youngest

That's all you need to know

>>31846548
but who has the biggest cock?

>>31846549
fluttershy

she has a whole chicken coop full of cocks

>>31846548
I require source.

>>31846559
elizabeak has a huge cock bro

>>31846560
SOURCE IS MY HEADCANON AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT AS FACT BECAUSE OF THAT

>>31846548
Actually, Cutie Mark Chronicles seems to indicate that Fluttershy is be the oldest, since she was in a gangly puberty-ish stage while the rest of the cast were CMC-style fillies. (it might have also been a reference to an old toyline of butterfly-winged ponies with similar body types, but I'm not sure on the chances of that)

>That feel when out of Sarcastic Single Horse Mom images
>That feel when almost tempted to start a tumblr

>>31846578
Someone will do it sooner or later. Might as well be you.

I WISH ALL THE COOL KIDS WERE HERE. IT WOULD BE MORE FUN.

>>31846571
I've always thought it like this.

Rarity (Oldest)
Applejack, Fluttershy (Mid)
Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash (Youngest)

That's my two cents though.

>>31846600
time for you to disappear dafty

>>31846600
Meh, at least now I can finally practice drawing.

>>31846604
i strangely agree

>>31846578

do it

>>31846609

But I don't wan-

theoretical time!
if you were a pony pony pony pony pony?

>>31846600
i am here u nig

>>31846604
who's older : spike? or the cutie mark crusaders?

>>31846632
so am i!

>>31846604
Fluttershy's got to be at least as old as Rarity. Other than that I agree.

>>31846629
But I don't want to be a pony.

>>31846639

THANK THE LORD.

>>31846636
spikes dick

>>31846643
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

Would Heartstrings wear socks and sandals?

>>31846629
Yes. I would.

>>31846629

i want it

in my headcanon rarity is the youngest but was the most interested in putting on airs of being beyond her years and so comes across as more mature except when that veneer occasionally cracks

>>31846659
Who?

>>31846659
Yes.

Yes, she would.

fluttershy is a year older than pinkie pie

>>31846672
that's a shitty headcanon

>>31846636
Twilight birthed Spike as a filly
Go figure.

>>31846672
Fuck that. She's epileptic.

>>31846680
WHERE DID YOU POSSIBLY DISCOVER THIS SHOCKING INFORMATION?!

>>31846672
Your headcanon is bad and you should feel bad

>>31846681
>>31846695
>>31846698
my headcanon is right

you can't handle the truth

>>31846704
Link please.

>>31846692
so...spike?

>>31846704
you're silly jessy

>>31846714
We really cant now.

>that feel when you were about to masturbate to something but now cannot remember what

>>31846710
And you can't handle my penis.

>>31846713
askmypenis.tumblr.com

>>31846736
Your penis cant art!

>>31846728
Must these things always end in rape?

ITT

>>31846727
Fap to me

>>31846741
You ask "why?"
I ask "why not?"

>>31846741
YES

In my head canon, Lyra is hyperactive, easily upset while Bonbon is more controlled and humble.

>>31846773
that is horrifying

>>31846727
tits ass thighs hips lips eyes
women and everything about them
Is there anything else?

>>31846781
ponies

>>31846781
feet

Where my ponies at?

>>31846796
in my kitchen

>>31846796

>>31846778
No, it's cute. You like cute, right?

>>31846802
>Ponies in my pocket

Oh lordy.

>>31846778
I thought you liked cute, smiling ponies!

>>31846624
>>31846599
http://sarcasticdiamond.tumblr.com/

Ask me anything, I -guess-.

>>31846823
What would you do if you entered your room and discovered it had been invaded by pocket/blind bag sized versions of the mane cast while you were out?

>>31846837
>sarcasticdiamond
>not Sparkler

Gay.

>>31846777

BANG, COLORED.

>>31846838
I'm homeless.

This is a public library.

>>31846838
that'd be adorable

>>31846838
I would take great pains not to tread upon them

>>31846843
oh lawd

>>31846843
Jesus Jesus! Jesus Christ!

>>31846849
Well at least Twilight is pleased as punch.

>>31846777
In my head canon, they are research partners who own a medical lab in ponyville. They're searching for a vaccine for the trots.

>>31846850
i would smother them with my penis

>>31846860
That's not how a neck works...

>>31846872
It is if you're a cartoon character.

>>31846838
I would be very confused

>>31846872
take that tripcode and name off

>>31846872
I'd be more worried about the mane defying gravity than the neck defying anatomy.

>>31846872
>Raticus
You're the LoL baddie who doesn't know shit, right?

>>31845627
to be fair that pinkie pie dude looks like he's fun as hell

>>31846838
Take photos, try to catch one in a jar or some other container, make sure I'm sane, then sell it to some rich collector for a million dollars.

>>31846895
I'd hang out with them.
They obviously aren't serious about those costumes.

>>31846895
that's not how you spell austistically gay

>>31846895
Dude's a freaking walking party

>>31846892
I do know shit and I am not as bad as everyone thinks. Is this why people keep telling me to get rid of my name?

>>31846914
>I do know shit
You really fucking don't.
>and I am not as bad as everyone thinks.
Yes you are.

>>31846901
>Sell your little pones

>>31846914
you don't deserve a name

>>31846892
the what who what?

>>31846901
You monster.

You do not deserve tini poni

>>31846920
Say, what's the exact synopsis for The Sweet and the Elite?

>>31846901
Well, I'd check my own sanity as well. Selling them? Well, maybe pinkie pie.

>>31846831
I'm running.
I think my dinner might be burning.

>>31846926
Its something over on /v/

>>31846939
>Selling Pinkie
You're a fucking monster.

>>31846941
go back there

>>31846934
No not really.

>>31846941
Oh. Drop the name.

>>31846872
It is now!

>>31846948
You don't want her? I'd give you a discount. I'd even put airholes in the jar.

>>31846963
She'd kill herself.
I don't want a dead poni.

>>31846704

DRAW IT!

DRAW THE THING!

DO IT NOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU>>31846963

>>31846914
Contributors take names. Get something to contribute like fics or art and THEN take a name so that there is something to recognize you by.

Even Nathan contributes once in a while

>>31846838
Greet them and tell them to be very fucking careful, I have knives all around my room.
Also probably other hazards for such small beings.

>>31846971
Lyra, thats not how ponies do things.

>>31846949
I got banned for 5 days because I posted a pony.
Thus the reason I am here.

>>31846837
I've got a lot of hours to kill.

Ask me anything, you ... intelligent people, you.

>>31846971
>expected futa Heartstrings
>got Kloudmutt's not-art
Things went roughly as expected