Wanna dance?

What would Pinkie be listening to right now?

if you're in your mid 20s, an alcoholic, and a virgin, is there anything left after this, or is it just downhill from here on

>>31832469
Sure, got my shirt off and listening to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBf47yRpOM8&feature=related

>>31832441
I'm okay with this.

Does anyone wish we had origin episodes for the cast members, such as between Pinkie Pie working the farm to where she is right now?

>>31832483

hipster music

i hate fe

>>31832502
Yeah.

Military.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31832483
Her Smile song

Could somebody else read this fic and tell me if it's a trollfic or if this guy is really this retarded?

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1715/Before-it-ever-was...

>>31832514
pinkie pie

Hey Pinkie Pie. Wanna go to the exploding milk festival in Staliongrad?

>>31832523
I love you smile person

>>31832522
They don't let you in if you've been placed on psychiatric drugs, or held against your will for psychiatric evaluation, and I did both

>>31832514
I once wrote a story kind of like that.

>>31832502
The best years of your life are over hombre, now you work tirelessly until the day you die.

>>31832502
your 30's and then possibly liver failure.

>>31832559
The rape fic?

>>31832559
sounds hot

>http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-am-a-brony-haters-gonna-hate-so-come-at-me-bro/195346210543857

>>31832570
Molestation/rape, yeah.

>>31832559
I hate happy ending rape fics.

Gimme a request for a fic. I don't care what. Need to get away from this god awful one that I'm trying to write.

Hopefully this make's it through since Winstream is derping on me right now.

>>31832563
>>31832568

I can deal with that, that's pretty much the same shit I do now

>>31832546

>>31832580

>ponies on facebook

>>31832585
I little dark for my taste but i have to say it was very good.

>>31832595
Dash and Fluttershy pet play, Dash is the master.

aaaah

>>31832595
big Mac breaking up with fluttershy. I expect tears

Spike-centric episode when?

"That's what you're giving me for a present for my ... birthday? Wow. This new set of frying pans really sends the right idea, especially after I gave you that watch you've wanted for so long. No, no, I'll keep them. They were such a considerate gift, after all."

Unf.

>>31832614

First Come, First Serve. Aight.

>>31832643
>Give her pans when she get you a watch

You dont deserve her.

pinkie pie

>>31832643
What is being courteous?

>>31832595
First time Snips and Snails met

>>31832643

back off, sarcastic mom pony is mai waifu.

>>31832643
anyone else notice her daughter is almost as sarcastic as her?

>>31832675
So, that foal is her daughter now? She is not Lyra and Bonbon foal anymore?

>>31832643
Nothing wrong with a high quality set of frying pans.

>>31832667
There are other ponies you know.

Just that none of them are pink and the best.

>>31832643

>not appreciating high-quality cookware

Fucking bitch. Get out of my sight.

>>31832673
You will not wake up once you fall into slumber this night.

>>31832595
Cyberpunk, transhumanist (transequinist?), ponies ala Deus Ex: Human Revolution?

what's sad is that mind mind keeps trying to flesh out such a story myself... please don't let me be the one to write such a thing.

>>31832701

>>31832701
Nah, that's Lyra's sister. Tootsie's aunt.

how do you people even notice the foals
I still don't know what Tootsie Flute looks like

>>31832643
I live in a dorm and have to make do with whatever the previous tenants left here.
I would KILL for a good set of pots and pans.

>>31832751
How far will our fanon go? Do we even have a family tree of the ponies yet, because that wouldn't surprise me in the least.

>>31832759
Back in January we had three weeks without a new episode, and every single background pony got analyzed, scrutinized, and fanonized in high detail. That was back before the porn.

>So if Celestia controls day and knight, are there other things governed by other alicorns, like time, space, life, and death?

>>31832736
Ahhh a fellow milf hunter.
Its a pleasure to meet you.

>>31832798
>how far will it go

Until every possible background pony is raped.

I can't wait until this new pony is raped by a ex-husband/lover because she was so sarcastic to him.

>>31832791
You can cook in your dorm? They make us buy a mealplan that costs 4 times what it's worth, then tell you you're not allowed to have coffeemakers or heat plates, fucking assholes.

>>31832726
Superior.

>>31832798
There was that Derpy family tree. Derpy begat Derpy begat Dinky.

>>31832830
And during the whole process, "Wow, you're really doing this, huh? Why couldn't you have done this sort of thing when we were married? It would have lasted longer."

>>31832817
>knight

Why do ponyfags love/hate Fluttershy so much? I've never seen a pony with more polarized reception...

>>31832830
hmm

>>31832863
People actually like her, then there's people that hate the people who like her

>>31832751
Im liking this idea.

Fuck yes, Pinkie Pie!

Different types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.

>>31832863
I would have said Dash was the most polarizing.

>>31832893
This is stupid.

>>31832817
>knight
Also, she doesn't really control anything. She's just created a kind of personality cult that thinks of her as a god.

>>31832817
Celestia doesn't control me.

>>31832798
Fun fact, Candybag was the one who posted about Lyra and Bon-Bon arguing with Lyra's mother, and how her sister is more succesful. I connected that with Octavia, and named her dad Septimo.

>>31832906
that didn't need to reply to anything

WHERE'S MY MARE DO WELL R34?

>>31832924
haha

what

>>31832832
my school was like that too. but every room had a mini fridge and small microwave. everyone brought hot plates and toaster ovens though.

I once baked an entire apple pie in a toaster oven. shit was cash.

>>31832936
With her still in her costume with a tear in the uniform for easy access?

Dammit, now I want it.

>>31832936
Doesn't exist.

>>31832924

>lesbian butt babies

>>31832820
NEMESIS. SARCASTIC SINGLE HORSE MOM WILL BE MINE. HER HEART BELONGS WITH MEEEEE.

>>31832906
Fuck your shit, it's cute.

>>31832924
>lesbian butt baby

>>31832955
Depending on what dorm you were in, they tolerated certain appliances, mine tolerated none, since it was a freshman dorm and they almost burnt that shit down

>>31832913
So she really didn't banish Luna to the moon? She doesn't have that kind of power?

>>31832989
Nah, just locked her in the dungeon.

>>31832913
>fanon

>>31832595
How about Rarity as a sexy coach and just go from there.

>>31832967
>>31832980
Don't look at me like that. I was just responsible for making them sisters. Tootsie Flute can be pinned on the fandom.

>>31832525
So... nobody? I asked because this guy wants me to write him a fapfic about his alicorn OC.

>>31832882

PUDDINONNAREEEEEEZ

Top hat & tails Pinkie = best costume <3

>>31833044
Dont do it faggot and keep that shit away from us.

>>31832987
i think the only fires at my school came from people refusing to remove lint from the dryers. and some idiot smoking in his dorm who knocked over an ash tray.

but the toaster oven my friend had perched on a stack of newspapers? never caused a problem.

>>31832971
Calm down lad I already have my vast amount of trophy milfs and I'm not a fan of pony milfs. But if you ever need any help making sure she knows her place just give me a shout.

>>31832643
MOAR sarcasm needed in this thread

>>31833041
That's the best part of the tree. Tootsie actually looks like the product of a magical lesbian conception. The rest of it looks less interesting.

HEY GUYS

HEY HEY

GUYS HEY

GUYS GUYS!

HOW ABOUT dem ponies

>>31833080
yeah more sarcasm would make this thread awesome.

>>31832441
>pinkie pie thread
okay

"Oh, yeah, no, this music of yours is really good. It's totally not derivative. Completely original. Your taste in music reminds me a lot of your... uh... bookshelf, you know? The one with nothing but best-sellers in it? You're clearly a really clever person if you own all those, y'know, books.

"Where're we going for lunch, anyway? Oh, Chipotle? Yeah, that's fine. Not like I've had that twice this week already."

oh fucking hell did i just write fanfiction?

>>31832643
I've never had a boner from sarcasm before.

>>31833060
If I do it, I'm gonna troll the fuck out of him. But I was only going to do it if the guy has an emotional investment in the character.

>>31832913
No one actually believes it though.
They just allow her to keep pretending to make her feel special. Everyone should be allowed to feel special. Even freak mutants that have both horns AND wings.

>>31833122
>I'm gonna troll the fuck out of him

>>31833112
Keep going.

I'm almost done.

>>31833093
I hate 'em. I'm into giraffe's now.

You want to go out with your friends, again? Well, sure, hanging around with you is usually so dull anyway. Do have fun, and don't mind me and the child. We'll lock the door.

>Bambi's mom got shot

I BLAME YOU TESS!

>>31833136
I just laughed harder than I have in the past few months.
Thank you.

>>31833112
>>31833168
I don't get it, why do you guys like this?

>People waifu-itizing sarcastic pants

What the FUCK is going on here

Five worst ponies. Justify your answers. Go.

>>31833112
YES.
Now Write what she would say before, during and after sex.
Please

>>31833126
Now this is fanon I can get behind. This would actually fit Hasbrostia rather well.

>>31833179
Her silence says a million derogatory statements.

>>31833195
It's the only thing I liked about that last episode or just really stood out as being funny.

>>31833203
1. Discord - An asshole
2. Gummi - A retard
3. Owldsfoeicius - A cunt
4. Opal - A bitch
5. Zecora - A nigger

>>31833138
Uh. What.

>>31833195
Because sarcasmpone was bestpone on Saturday.

>>31833213
But why.

>>31832817
Perhaps not alicorns, but possibly other royalty in Equestria.
My headcannon goes like this: Celestia and Luna are Princesses of the ponies ruling day and night respectively. Then among the Griffons you have Lord Zephyr of the winds and sky, possibly also the storms or has a brother (who would be Roc) who controls the storms. Then Tellus is the Dragon Father (or possibly mother) who is master of the Earth, and may or may not have a counter part known as "Behemoth". Leviathan is the Keeper of the oceanic abyss.

>>31833203
Those background ponies we wank over. Because they're vacuous background characters

>>31833203
Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash and... ______Rainbow Dash____

Because she's a prick. And not even a likable prick.

>>31833194
I aim to please.

Also, fellow /co/lts, I have a surprise for all of you. For being such good friends through think and thin, I have something planned for this holiday season. How does free minecraft accounts sound?

Sarcasm pone is my waifu.

>>31833250
>oh yea, well, I can suck just as many dicks as any of you can!

>>31833093

GUESS WHAT? I GOT A FEVER.

AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION... IS MORE PONIES.

>>31833203
Applejack five times. Because she's plain.

>>31833250
>I'll get you next time, My Little Ponies! Mark my words! Next time!

Alternative ending

>>31832619
I fucking love rainbowy pics like those folders with the dolphins and kitties
That's what g2 was all about I think, no show just a bunch of cool crap

I can't find my liquid rainbows pic

>>31833243
I think it would be funny, that's just me though.
It's up to you man.

>>31833243

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

just keep going

>>31833297
Use the iTunes rip for the screenshots dude!

>>31833245
Slywit has something similar. And I'm hoping Squeak posts what he had come up with for it.

Which reminds me, must catch up with Paradise.

>>31833213
second

>>31833213
"Lights on? But baby, I wouldn't want to ... spoil your body like that. We should probably keeps the lights off, lest I over ... indulge myself. Flobby? No, no, you're ripe and ... aloft as you've always been. But, I think there might be some viagra in the cabinet."

"Oh, yes. My world's shaking. Don't stop. It's like I've died and gone to heaven. Oh yes. I'll be telling aaaaall my friends about this, don't you worry none."

This thread is gold!
Super slow - But hilarious - I'm having so much fun right now!

I tried to write this for sarcasm pony to say, but it just wasn't working - It didn't feel right...
So there you have it - Straight up.
I love you guys.

FiMchan is flooded by ponychanners and avatarfags,

R.I.P. FiMchan.

>>31833203
Applejack: Boring, no character.
Rainbow Dash: Fucking asshole.
Scootaloo: CMC faggotry and annoying fuck
Applebloom: CMC faggotry and annoying fuck
Sweetie Belle: CMC faggotry and annoying fuck

>>31833342
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4VbOHvaPRc

>>31833313
>>31833304
>>31833329
No.

Now you faggots have me wondering what would happen if Sparkle and Liarjack were in a romantic relationship.

>>31833342
Fimchan has alot of EqD, Ponibooru, and Furaffinity in it as well.

It's no longer a /co/ satellite board.

RIP Fimchan.

>>31832614

Probably too late to ask anon now, but Internet had a tantrum and shit itself. Anywho, do you want it like rape 'n shit or [derp] THIS IS A FETISH OF LOVE[/herp] type of thing?

and by pet play you mean bondage and being teated like a pet, correct? I'm not up with what the kids talk these days.

>>31833323

Squeak had an idea about this? Come of it, I know squeak is popular but what has he actually, you know WRITTEN?

>>31833342
>R.I.P. fimchan
but....it was always dead

>>31833342

>flooded
>one post every 6 hours

nigga what

>>31833376
No one cares anymore
>>31833339
We have a hero we deserve.

>>31833342
wtf is FIMchan and why i care?

>>31833396
Its me and its not rape is concensual, and Dash is a little abusive.

>>31833342
Hate to sound like a hipster, but I agree with you. It used to be a cool place, now it's been discovered by fags.

>>31833342
how can you kill that which has no life?

>>31833405
It used to be less.

>>31833292
wat?

>>31833416

Thanks.

>>31833360
That was our last haven from extreme faggotry.

/co/ has it's laughs but it's not the same (or even relevant to the show anymore)

>>31833398
Slywit mentioned that he had come up with some stuff for it during their conversations.

As for what Squeak has done, he's been working on the Doctor Who radio plays. Episode 2 is out, and I hope I made the cut for generic soldier in Episode 3.

>>31833323
I could just post it for you if you'd like.

>>31833476
Maybe I could be your post tonight?

>>31833448
FiM was it's own little slice of faggotry

>>31833448

its still a safe spot.

when /co/ is down

Anyone want a guest pass to Killing Floor for free?

>>31833489
A safe spot when /co/ is down?

I tend to navigate to /b/ and wonder what the fuck is going on and miss /co/ all the more for it.

>>31833487
Oh, anon, you know how I like it when you talk like that.

I love it when people think I somehow don't exist outside of pony threads. They always seem so shocked when they find me on /v/ or in other /co/ threads.

>>31833520
Are you candybag?

>>31833513

>>31833419
everything was better in the past.
yesterday...all my troubles seemed so far away

>>31833528
Here is a list of people who care:

>>31833448
I've never seen a pony thread relevant to the show ever. these things are nothing more then fan shipping fanfics and fanart.

shoo be doo

>>31833528

>>31833528
It's called wishful thinking.

We wish you didn't exist at all, you piece of shit.

>>31833488
Its faggotry was more discreet though.

You could actually discuss about the show and that was all that matter. Also its meta discusssion was superior, you could have a glimps of the olde /co/'s pony threads.

>>31833553
You must not come here around new episode days.

>>31833547
how long did it take for you to gather all those names?

>>31833316
where can I download the rip at?

>>31833528
HERE

HAVE SOME ATTENTION

NOW GO AWAY

>>31833528

>>31833572
I never noticed this. I mostly saw it as an artist community/circlejerk

>>31833589
>>31833547
That's still to many

>>31833589

>>31833589
I never get enough excuses to post this picture, which is of my favorites.

>>31833553
The fanart is okay, sometimes. The art updates were one of the things I used to get from EqD until I completely gave up on that place.

>>31833406
"Mare Do Well Begins'? Sure, let's go watch another action movie. You know how I like viscera and flying body parts. Let's not forget my undying love for explosions and ... guns. Didn't you say you were going to start working out? Then what's with the Family Pack popcorn and two-liter bottle of soda? It's just you and me, and you know I don't eat that stuff."

"Going to the beach for our vacation? Sure, not like it's hot -enough- during summer, let's go somewhere even -warmer-. I didn't want to use that new, -very- expensive ski set in the mountains anyway."

>>31833601
trying way too hard.

>>31833601
Shut up Rainbow dyke.

ITT: songs that remind you of certain ponies.
I'll start.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrA-QzjkEPs
PINKIE PIE!

>>31833528
>tripfagging in 4chan
Your mom must be really proud that you are so important.

>>31833601

>>31833628

>>31833528
That's because you're always here, shitting up the threads.

>>31833572

>putting old /co/ pony threads on some kind of pedestal

haha,no. here, very first thread after episode 1 aired
http://archive.no-ip.org/co/thread/20460984

>Do you think the futa art of the ponies will have dicks that are twice the length of their bodies, or dicks that are three times the length of their bodies?

>>31833624
Yes... yes, this pleases me.

>>31833642
Twilight studying in Canterlot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miZYHNOmiJo&feature=related

>>31833651
Even Fluttershy knows she is a dyke.

>>31833601
A vaginal knuckle sandwich?

>>31833628

>>31833654
>>31833651

i am a pony and boy do i love human dicks, cant get enough of em, mmm-mmm

Weaver's doing some funny non-pony shit. I approve but I hope we don't lose him.

>>31833682
Lesbian.

>>31833673
ahah

whut?

>>31833662
>taking troll posts seriously

okay, we all know when Faust pitched the series Celestia is a fully-fledged Queen. am I the only one who like her current status as a Princess?

because it only implies that there is a higher power above her, maybe a major deity or something that all the creatures of the land worship.

>>31833690
ahahah

>>31833690
I think that's pretty old now, or are you refering to something else?

>>31833690
that pictures pretty old

>>31833690

That's like a year old at least.

>>31833690
He's gone?

finally.

>>31833679
Somebody should make a gif of that saying "I am not a lesbian." And then tag on the gif of Twilight flying up in the air saying "yes you are."

>>31833690

That's like, 2 years old at least.

>>31833695

>>31833589
Okay, for some reason, this .gif is ridiculously funny to me. I just spent like two minutes laughing like a moron.

I guess it's because Celestia says that in a very calm way.

>>31832470

>>31833716
I will pay rape dollars fo this

Not to repost from EqD or anything but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B2ccS3TbV8s

This is fucking impressive.

Come out, come out, wherever you are, Faceless..

>>31833709
>>31833710
>>31833711
>>31833718
OLDMIND

also three sequential posts what the fuck guys

AWWWWWW YEAAAAAH
http://www.mane6.com/2011/11/new-post.html

>>31833705
Princess is Hasbro's idea so, no.

>>31833666
wait

now as it's farther along

I think some sort of shenanigans just happened at 4:00

>>31833747
>http://www.mane6.com/2011/11/new-post.html

YESSSS

FUCK YES

>>31833736
>They all laughs at Rainbow, wes will shows them all!
>But they're my friendss!
>You has no friend Dashie, onlys me!

>>31833739
Who is Leth?

>>31833747
The fuck?

>Inb4 Fluttershy ends up being a summoner type of fighter.

>>31833250
Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna fuck your chandelier!

Or something much better...
Obviously she's using one of the arms of that thing to please herself.

>>31833766
Leth IS.

>>31833771
Beast master.

colored vercion of this?

>>31833766
My mom

>>31833502
mhhhh.... nahhh, Killing Floor is kinda bad.

>>31833705
>higher power than Celestia

There is no Celestia but Celestia, and Twilight Sparkle is the messenger of Celestia

>>31833747
Of all the fan games actually making progress, why did it have to be the fighting one?

>>31833736
This episode was rife with faces, poses and shots of the main casts back of their heads

>>31833782
nope, because it really isn't that funny.

>>31833705
Behold your queen

Depends on how its played, I guess. With Celestia playing an excellent version of the ideal mother, though, it feels strange to put a higher power over her, especially if it were a male, as that'd make very strange statements about gender roles in this world, which appears to be matriarchal.

>>31833747

god damn i am so hype for this game.

>>31833662
4chan always had a soft spot for sickfuckery but that was never a problem..

Constant recycling of the same conversations and a tendency towards circle jerks is the most concerning part.

>>31833800
because fighting games are the best genre of games

>>31833782
>Dash being a huge bitch to the best CMC

Fuck this noise.

>>31833766
Just some guy who was banned for thinking Lesson Zero wasn't the best episode of the show.

>>31833794
Is that lieing, or sarcasm?

>because you replied out of everyone

>>31833782
Rainbow Dash was such a bitch that when she killed scootaloo that she lost her cutiemark.

>>31833705
Big C's at the top of the food chain, period. The other characters refer to her as if she's godlike anyway.

>>31833804
Scootabuse is always relevant, because its catchy

YOUR ALL PATHETIC VIRGINS AND HAV NO FRIENDS.

>>31833830
>implying Applebloom isn't the best CMC
>implying the CMC aren't all awful and don't all deserve to die

>>31833826
Don't worry, I'm going to find the one person who has a long reach poke and just do that for the rest of the fight.

>>31833642
Luna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t7HVgeW2Kk

GUYS, I need the pic of Pinkie Pie saying "nobody cares"

Please.

>>31833851
But Twilight Sparkle told me I'm her very best fren.

>>31833467

Radio plays?

>>31833858
>implying Sweetie isn't the best CMC
>implying the show shouldn't just be about Rarity and Sweetie

>>31833851
> VIRGIN
AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA.
> HAV NO FRIENDS
... Oh.

>>31833879

>>31833851
I know, and there's very few things left that could actually make my life any worse, when you're pretty much at rock bottom in the first place, really the only place you can go is up

>>31833871
If they do it properly, I'll be able to grab your extended hitbox with my Grappler.

Oh god please let Big Mac be a Hugo-style grappler character...

>>31833890
Maybe i can be your friend tonight.

>>31833741
>dat Cupcakes part

>>31833467
Episode 2 is out? I was unaware that he had released episode 1 to the general public.

>>31833879

>>31833890
ur so virgin you can take 500 dicks in the butt and still be virgin

>>31833742
I'm always a sucker for free games, but it's just a guest pass.

>>31833904
you just want caps of Mac grappling fluttershy

>>31833896
Awrite! Thanks

>>31833871
Have fun beating the worst people around and not being able to scratch anyone with a modicum of ability

>>31833665
Now you do me.

>>31833890
does chistery have penis? I must know

>>31833705
Yeah, I'd say it's begun to work out. I also like to imagine she keeps the title of Princess as an act of humility.
Possibly having seen Discord as a self-proclaimed king and an genuine tyrant, she might have come to feel fearful and resenting of full fledged authority.

Of course, we're both reading too much into a marketing decision and Lauren Faust shrugged and rolled with it instead of doing the weird thing like the author of Berserk and attempting to give a fleshed out backstory to it. (In Berserk's case, Dragonslayer's large size was actually a marketing decision)

>you will never hug anyone this adorable

>>31833960
For the last time, definitively, yes.

>>31833705
Actually I like it.

It reminds me of the Daedric Lords in Elder Scrolls, also referred to as Daedric Princes.

They are immortal minor deities in the series and there are quite a number of them governing every aspect of the people's lives. It make sense that Celestia has her other counterparts and equals (Luna and Discord, to name two), meaning that a pantheon of minor gods exist in the series.

also, Princess Luna = Lady Nocturnal. her quest in Skyrim was fucking neat.

>>31833938
>you where interested enough to respond
It's still good.... I think. Just take it, no one else will.

Also, I would get you a...

wait

DO you have it?

>>31833851
But that's why I watch the show, I like to think the ponies care about me.

>>31833938

>>31833624
Well geez, we can just catch the flick you chose. Hmm, that's odd; they don't seem to be showing "whatever" or "meh," and those were the only responses you gave me all week when I asked you what movie you wanted to see. Guess those haven't hit theatres yet.

>that feel when you have to go to bed and you won't be here when Leth comes back

>>31833983
But daedric lords are stronger like the gods.

>>31834015
we ponychan yet?

>>31833962
Oh dashie you so blush...

;_;

>>31833993
Nope.
I'd be more happy with getting CS:S though. but I ain't complainin' 'bout nothin'
>>31834004
ohai scoots.

>>31834015
Wait wait wait...
HE'LL BE BACK TONIGHT?!
/)^3^(\

>>31833998
this show was made for girls, you faggot, not middle aged roody poos in their basement who long for friendship and the days of childhood.

>>31834034
We've been ponychan for a while.

The difference being that some of our tripfags are cool.

That's when they forced me to eat the maggots off of my dead son's bloated corpse. For 4 week we were barely surviving off of the scraps they had given us. My daughter, couldn't eat them, she would puke because they would wriggle in her mouth. I took a handful of them from the cavernous cavity that used to be my son's chest and put them in my mouth. After I had finished chewing them up I put my hand over my daughter's eyes, tilted her head back, and fed her. She smelled like decay and dead insects. But I went ahead and did it just the same.

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING.
Did I miss any?

>>31833962
>you will never hug anyone

fixed that for myself

>>31834034
This is not about Ponychan, it's about Leth

>>31833961
another random piece of guessing bullshit that doesn't work because the reason for Celestia and Luna being Princesses has already been stated: if Discord proclaimed himself king, they named themselves Princesses as sort of a statement.
Because when the King falls, the prince or princess takes rule.

Who says that Leth's going to post right at midnight?

>>31834004
You can almost feel the blinding fury behind those pure, innocent eyes.

>>31834051
>i discovered /b/ 2 weeks ago and now i think i'm an oldfag

please go be stupid somewhere else

>watching Mysterious Mare Do Well now because I worked over the weekend
>wondering why Ponyville has so many shitty civil engineers

>>31833705
Queens are evil and it's not just Hasbrfo's perception, it's every single TRUE DEMOCRACY'S perception.

The fact that those Canadians want us to bend over to monarchic role-models like they do doesn't mean we will have to conformize with it because cute ponies!

I respect Faust but I'm not gonna give my constitutional freedoms and patriotism away because of her authoritarian ideals.

>>31833883
Here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/user/SqueakAnon

He's gotten some talented people to help. The Twilight VA is an actual professional.

>>31834068
>Dazzler.png
yeah, you missed her name

>>31834056

>Tripfags

>Cool

>Implying out tripfags are a temperature under 60 degrees.

>>31834034
You kiddin? the MLP threads on 4chan were the blueprints for ponychan

>>31834093

It's because there aren't very many men so all their engineers are women.

>>31834104
Thats her name fag.

>>31834101
Still sounds nothing like her

>>31834125
nope.org

>>31834016
>strong like the gods

Celestia raises the sun. how strong do you want her to be?

the only difference is the Daedric Lords primarily live in a different plane while Celestia mingles with the mortals.

>>31833323
Wait, I completely misread that. Squeaks has an origin story? Can't wait to see that! Is it going to be a topic of a play or part of Gaia? Or part of another story?

Ahh, well, I have to go.
This link contains what I had written on the subject:
http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/63.html#13875

>>31834118
We planted the seed. They watered it with sweat, tears, and urine.

>>31834098

It has more to do with Disney than Hasbro. You know, protagonists are always princesses (or the protagonist marries a princess) while queens are always evil. Disney movies have just instilled girls with this idea that queens = evil, princesses = good

>>31833890
This. I have to fuck my siblings friends all the time.

So ronery. ;_;

>>31833741
>NO YOU GOTTA SHARE
>NO PONY POKEY

FUCK THAT SHIT

>>31834101
Should have asked Jenny Nichols to do her voice

>>31834109
What about hot?

>>31834073
What is the story behind this picture and should I care?

>>31834101

Twilight's VA? What other work has she done? Compared to the Doctor she's small beans. I'd like that voice to hold me down and tell me I'm brilliant.

No Homo.

>>31834104
She currently has more than one fanon name. As good as time as any to try finalizing her name I suppose.
What are we going with? Sparkler? Isn't that a bit too close to Twilight Sparkle?

>>31834166
> I have to fuck my siblings friends all the time.
I have no idea what that feel is. All I know is the "lol you're on the Internet, u virgen" thing is old. Like vintage of 1993.

>>31834205
isn't Dazzler the name for Twis mom?

>>31833983

shit. why can't they make MLP into a full-fledged High Fantasy epic?
why do girls hate cool stuff?

>>31834205
Sparkler is her CANON name. They said it in the show at some point. Not during MMDW, some other episode.

>>31834195

Nathan's ugly as sin, can't vouch for the other's. Squeak's a girl I think, but the chances she's not fat are slim.

>>31834016
>>31833983
>do nightingale quest
>spend the entire speech of nocturnal zooming at her thighs
>DEM THIGHS

>get smithing and enchantment to 100
>make full daedra and equip a shitton of WEAPON AND EQUIPMENT CAN BE UPGRADED ##% BETTER, also use Blacksmith Philters +40%
>upgrade
>go to one of my multiple mansions (eccept whiterun because shit doesnt has an arcane enchanter)
>DOUBLE ENCHANT everything with good stuff like Drain 15 Health + Fiery Soul, 25% one handed + 25% lockpicking, etc
>have almost 800 armor rate
>dual wielding
>double enchant only 1 weapon and leave the other unenchanted so i can still use the Elemental Fury Thu'um and dualpowerattack at the speed of sound while draining health and absorbing souls and causing fire damage
>playing on master

>also ALL THE CONTINENT NOW BELONGS TO THE STORMCLOAKS

this game is so easy now... but cut my dick off if it ain't fun as hell!

>>31833945
...I doubt anybody will believe this, but the thought actually hadn't crossed my mind.

hey did anyone know if today latin audio episode was uploaded to youtube ?

>>31834166
read that as "I have to fuck my siblings all the time."

>>31834051
I hope that you are here for trolling only because if you frequent /co/ for content, boy do I have bad news for you!

>>31834228
Shit, really? I hadn't paid any attention to her until this last episode. When did this happen?
Sorry for being ignorant as fuck.

>>31834144
No, you said that Squeak nearly wrote a fic when you were chatting with him. It was when I asked you about your new origin fanon and you posted the whole thing.

>>31834177
Who is Jenny Nichols?

>>31834205
HER NAME IS SINGLE SARCASTIC HORSE MOM AND THAT'S FINAL OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL DRIVE A SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR EAR AND OUT YOUR NOSE.

>>31834250
yea, but I bet it is now.

mmmm

>>31834270
You are a nasty, nasty boy

>>31834294
Eeeyup.

>>31834284
Jenny Nichols does the voices for Friendship is Witchcraft

Barring RD, she's pretty good imo

>>31834093
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvNqD8LgkUk

>>31834249
>Scootanon talking about Skyrim
>Again
>The only thing he talks about nowadays

Seriously, Scootanon. Don't you miss talking about Futataloo's big, meaty cock?

>>31834284
Oh! Misunderstood. Squeaks was basically my soundboard, but in telling the idea I had basically wrote a fic, so it took me some time to piece it all together.

Though, I know for a fact that Squeaks has an origin story that ties with Gaia, so you can look forward to that.

>>31834321
...what did you say, PUNK?!?

>>31834292
>AND THAT'S FINAL
but oppp isn't even named oppp anymore
>>31834303
so i've been told

>>31834321
>talking about anything but Skyrim
>2011

>>31834321

Man, if you were playing Skyrim, it's the only thing you would talk about too.

and how it would work in a Poni universe

>>31834330
But in case I misread anything again, I'm going to bed.

>>31834093
no way bitch i said the same thing yesterday

>>31834358
Night.

So quick question.

Best Night Ever. I think it was this episode that really, really endeared me to the big six and to the show as a whole. I mean, I was already addicted, but this episode made me feel bad for all six of them at the same time; and, as a result, I realized how attached I'd become to them all. I just... legitimately cared about them. And I was so relieved when everything turned out okay at the end.

Anyone else ever feel that feel? Anyone else have the same reaction to Best Night Ever that I did?

>>31834350
Who's ready for The Elder Scrolls: Equestria?

>>31834350
>Man, if you were playing Skyrim, it's the only thing you would talk about too.
Oh, yes, definitely. Shame I can't get the thing running on my shitty computer, though.

Who would you all say is better to commission for sum human shipping art (Celestia/Twilight)?

http://zephyrhant.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-216362122
or
http://clearmirrorstillh20.deviantart.com/journal/Open-for-Commissions-X-Update-263367176

whose tiny hooves would you worship, Applebloom or Scootaloo?

>>31834390

>>31834391
>That feel

>>31834406
Sweetie Belle.

>>31834152
Every ruler for life (or worse rulers for immortality) are evil and ruthless to the core when they have absolut power. Just look at the Abrahamic God.

A Celestia/Luna diarchy would dilute this especially if by their title they reject implications of absolute power over their subjects.

>>31834316
http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/

Fluffy Butts

go nuts

>>31834419
No miLes you have to art!

>>31834397
>commissioning art
>shipping art no less

>>31834390
I will choke a bitch.

>>31834350
High Elves = Unicorns
Wood Elves/Imperials = Pegasi
Dwemer = Earth Ponies
Diamond Dogs = Falmer

>>31834397
If you are looking to spend money on stupid things then i can whip up a paypal account real fast and you can just send me your cash.

Rescuers Down Under now

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

>>31834397
Well, the second guy seems to have slightly better prices, but damn, both guys are artistically impressive, so I really think it comes down to which artist you like better.

Talk to both of them and see who can get you a better quote

>>31834450
Earth ponies are imperials, they have the numbers.

>>31834450

rather than exact parallels, maybe it's better to just place equestria in the same universe as TES (ex. Celestia and Luna are daedric princes, magic works the same, etc.) and leave the rest to imagining what would change

>>31834397
Second one, first guy is retardedly expensive. Like, 0r0 level expensive. Fuck that shit.

>>31834390
I'll approach it with an open mind, but like all things involving crossovers, it will either be awesome or complete trash.

>>31834222
I have 2 sisters and one big brother that are all super-social (except my baby-sis who is normal-social).

Feels good man.

pic hardly related

>>31833747
Why doesn't this get more attention!?

>>31834484
But will it have horse puns, thats the real question

>>31834397
ross and i'm dead serious

>>31834419
It is our destiny to never enjoy the greatness of cool vidya and instead draw FOREVEEEEEEEER.

>>31834521
Lol no.

>>31834518
i dont have high speed to look at it i dont know what it is
describe it to me

>>31834518
because you didn't say what it was? i don't click on random links.

>>31834504
>126x88

>>31834321
>Futaloo's big meaty cock
is that a one handed sword? is it better than daedric? put your trip back on faceless

Does anyone know how I get Livestream to show my desktop, and not my webcam?

>>31834488
I know what you mean.

>>31834547
Nothing is better than daedric!

>>31834465
well, considering the Dwemer has achieved feats of engineering just like the earth ponies.

but they are an extinct race so i guess Imperials makes sense.

Luna, Celestia and Discord are Daedra. that's pretty obvious.

>>31834520

of course there would be horse puns
it wouldn't be equestria without horse puns

>>31834560
Are you using procaster?

>>31834547
>Faceless

>>31834383
i care more about the mane six than i do about my own family

does that count

>>31834572
I assume they are the humans because they are Imperials, Red guards, Nords, etc.

I want to have a tea party with ponies
FUCK.

>>31834578
What is that? All I have done is sign up for Livestream.

>>31834572
>feats of engineering
>extinct

I think we all know exactly which species this should be.

>>31834603
I want to have a tea party with ponies and
FUCK.

>>31834603
Well, sorry, but that will never happen.

>>31834450
they already have pegasi in Skyrim

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awm6lNOpGq8

>>31834603
>>31834627

>>31834547
>You're never going to talk to Faceless again

Scootaloo is my little waifu or imautu or whatever it is, I want to help her learn to fly so bad

Would you have sex with a pretty pony?

>>31834611
Procaster is a program that let's you stream your desktop, it works for streaming arts or movies or whatever.

http://www.livestream.com/platform/procaster

>>31834527
come on
his ponies arn't bad and i would honestly like to see him do more good stuff

When is Fluffy going to be OL again?

>>31834653
Yes.

>>31834653
Why, yes, I would.

Could someone link to the archive of past episode countdown threads? Please?

>>31834542
>>31834543
Fluttershy concept art for Fighting is Magic.

pic related

>>31834653

well...

>>31834653
In all seriousness, yes.

>>31834683
>past episode countdown threads

what are those