NOW IT IS BIG RAPE TIME

>>31811366
=Rarity's Generous Plan= 
Prologue + Part 1, Fluttershy: pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv 
Part 2, Applejack: pastebin.com/NiLgYUMz 
Part 3, Pinkie Pie: pastebin.com/smyZxt2z 
Part 4, Twilight Sparkle: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5 
Part 5, Rainbow Dash + Epilogue: pastebin.com/1hyxB738

RagingSemi's work:

Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_US

Royal Guards gang rape Zecora:
docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_US

Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US

Sheriff Silverstar rapes Spitfire:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=4

A Diamond Dog rapes Cheerilee:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=5

Lrya, Bon-Bon, and their daughter Tootsie Flute are raped by Big Mac, Mr. Cake, and Snip n Snails:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=6

A giant squid rapes Scratch:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=7

Loads of rape.

>>31811334
NOOOOOOOOOO!

Are there any pictures of front view Luna from "Luna Eclipsed"? I'm practicing drawing her, but I need some front pics of her.

So seriously, why were they building that big high-rise in the fairly rural town of Ponyville?

>>31811382
PLEASE!

>>31811385

>>31811346
yes, well at least one of them
>>31811377
nope

>>31811377
>my rape story isn't in here
I see how it is...

>>31811411
Post is faggot. Stop being a metafag

For the requester from the last thread.

>>31811394
Rich ponies from Canterlot ruining Ponyvillie's small town charm?

>>31811422
>marks on the inner thighs

>>31811394
Why were most of the beams made of wood, but some of the falling ones were metal?

>>31811346

She really is.

C'MON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>31811427
wasn't avatarfagging against the rules that mod pulled out of his ass?

>>31811420
>giant spike
>giant twilight
what a retard.

>>31811399
never!

>>31811446
i don't know but it is fucking annoying

Here's a riddle for you, MLPG.

Bend me three times and a bend back. Bend me four times and a break. What am I?

>>31811418
no, fuck you

DORKS!

>>31811447
the town is made of books and scrolls... spike is pretending!
now it is you who has been made to look the fool!

>>31811411
Dude, just link it.

>>31811460
A faggot

>>31811447
>giants
>he thinks those books are houses

And people think tripfags are retarded.

>>31811460
space and time, the "walls"

>>31811460
A pony's leg.

I like ponies and pony accessories

>>31811452
THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO OPTIONS!

i hereby call this meeting of the rainbow dash fan club to order!

today's topic: if you could go on a date with rainbow dash, where would you take her?

>>31811434
knew that looked wrong. I need to spend more time looking at my pose before I just slap some cutie mark on.

>>31811491
>cult

>>31811491
Anally.

badumdum tish

>>31811491
IHop

>>31811491
Nowhere; she'd take you.

>>31811460
Man!

>>31811491
Morgue.

Is Jessy streaming yet?

>>31811491
Roller derby. She'd love roller derby.

>>31811491
man that is some bad fanart on the wall righ there

>>31811488
keeps me from hugging you? go a head!

>>31811491
TO THE BONE ZONE!

>>31811485

Well shit, I guess you win.

>>31811488
>"love" and "tolerance" etched onto the rifle
get out of here brony

>>31811519
I can't remember her livestream link...

;_;

>>31811460
A metal with an extremely specific fatigue point

>>31811525
It kind of looks like a dog-
hey wait a minute!
>cartoonlion acknowledged by the show as a member of the rainbow dash fan club

>>31811525
>man that is some bad fanart on the wall righ there
The face and head shape looks like GG drew it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vRvolV3pg8&feature=related

>>31811526
I CAN HUG YOU WITH NO RESISTANCE WHEN YOU ARE DEAD!

That is a very cute picture. But Pear Blossom is the prettiest.

>>31811543
This is the one she used last time, but nothin' going on there. It'd probably be on the drawfriend stream tracker if she was.

http://www.livestream.com/jessysjivestream

>>31811523
have some apple blush

Haven't seen the new episode yet. Is Trixie Mare Do-Well?

>>31811539
It should say how to troll /co/

>>31811584
Why would anyone ever seriously think she might be?

>>31811578
I don't think she's on the stream tracker.

We should remedy that.

>>31811602
WELL SHE IS BLUE

Oh oh, I have a riddle

What has four legs in the mourning, four legs at noon and four legs in the evening and is strongest when it has the most legs?

>>31811584
no it's pinkie AJ and twilight taking turns

>>31811394

Man, that thing was going to fall down even if they hadn't messed up during construction. It had zero lateral bracing, a poor foundation, and they were using large timbers like they were steel beams; the whole thing would have buckled as soon as they put any weight on it, and forget about surviving any earthquakes.

>>31811577

Pear Blossom is one of the only OCs that I can accept the existence of.

She's just so damn cute.

>>31811611
Sweetie Belle?

>>31811491
A Wonderbolts show.

Quickest way to get her in to bed? Quickest way to get her in to bed.

>>31811619
Pf, fuck that. Wood construction, but dragons exist. GOOD MOVE.

>>31811568
we shall see about that!

>>31811619
>implying it was a building and not a wooden scaffolding for a giant statue of Celestia

>>31811611

My cock.

>>31811638
Clooooose

>>31811584
No, it was Gilda tying her wings down.

>>31811613

you forgot about fluttershy

>>31811640
That's actually a good idea. Well thought out, anon.

>>31811346
>prettiest pone
>not cloud kicker

nigga what

>>31811611

i would hug this marshmallow

>>31811657
she didn't actually do any heroing so I didn't count her

>>31811640
>roleplay as Soarin
>then she wants to be Spitfire

>>31811346
no

>>31811619

ponies are kinda dumb

good thing they're indestructible

>>31811651

It very clearly had sills and headers laid out for a door and some windows on the first floor.

but I know you were joking so whatever

>>31811650
BUT BUT

>>31811687
...I know those words from somewhere. WHERE ARE THOSE WORDS FROM

>>31811640
she totally ignores you and goes home with two of the wonderbolts

>that feel when skyrim crashes and you're suddenly plunged back into reality
>even booting up the game again feels like too much effort
>why are you still alive?

>you will never date anyone this cute

>>31811716

i just made them up, they're not a reference

>MFW

>>31811718
>Element of Loyalty
>Abandoning someone
you oatmeal nigga

>>31811716
all i can think of is l4d
francis upon a revive:Phew, good thing i'm indestructable.

>>31811730
dammit why is blue pone so pretty

save some pretty for the other pones

you are a tomboy and supposed to be the least pretty

>>31811716
Francis from L4D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFw2aKZByao

>mfw my middle names Francis

>>31811730
>you will never date someone with a snout and hooves

FTFY

>>31811730
>>31811741
I FORGOT TO QUOTE

>>31811730

>Rainbow Dash
>Cute

Lol. Everyone knows Dash is the ugliest pony. Adorkable Twi is where it's at

>>31811650
>>31811694

Can't Dash still hug Starscream's Spark?

It's indestructible ya know...

>>31811743
Loyal to her friends. Not some weirdo who took her out.

>>31811730
>you will never date a girl this cute

>>31811757

Anyone have this at a higher res?

>>31811150
Easiest solution might be if Ice Pack knows some others in his line of work that he can refer clients to. Bonus comedy points if the colt he sends all his male clients to constantly hits on him and he has no idea how to respond.

>>31811376
I for one approve.

>>31811763
THAT WASN'T A VERY FUNNY JOKE

Good work, Starscream.

>>31811694
>>31811741
aawww don't cry Dash! we'll get you a new Starscream! one voiced by Tom Kenny or Steve Blum!

>>31811763
i love her nerdy overenthusiasm

>>31811780
Awesome.

>>31811730
>you will never date anyone
Fixed that for myself

>>31811774
HUGS FOR ALL!
>>31811792
ESPECIALLY YOU

>>31811790

Look at this face. Don't you want to hug her non-sexually?

>>31811779
>you will never date a cute girl, period, becasue you are dumb and ugly and theres nothing good about you

>>31811806

Watch out, buddy, those words might trigger a waifu thread.

Not that I'd mind

>>31811823
WELL YEAH

>>31811808
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trfMraQqvY4&feature=feedf

fuck off

>>31811823
You dont hug faces

moron

Catching up.

Why didn't you bastards tell me the show finally showed Dinky?

>>31811828
Exactly.

Kill yourself.

>>31811801
OH BOY

>>31811828

>>31811828
>mfw two out of three of those hit the mark

>>31811828

I've been knowing this feel all week. Fuck you guys.

>>31811730 You will never
>>31811779 You will never
>>31811828 You will never

which pony would you most like to ride

>>31811886
>implications!

>>31811852
no Dash! bad Dash! you hugged your Starbob Screampants too hard!

>>31811828

Hah, I just don't have time for dating.

Or friends.

Or human contact outside of my field of study.

It gets lonely.

>>31811893
GOOD QUESTION!

>>31811900
>Hah, I just don't have time for dating.
>Or friends.
>Or human contact outside of my field of study.
...Does Princess Celestia know your on 4chan, Twilight?

>>31811900
i don't have time for dating either, bro

now let me finish posting in the 14th straight pony thread

WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THE IMPORTANT ISSUE
Granny Smith has been awesome this season.
That is all.

>>31811900

Twilight, you shouldn't be on 4chan! This is no place for a pony such as yourself!

>>31811919
why do i want a story about the ponies actually GOING on /co/ so badly? 'Ponies meet /co/' barely did anything with the premise.

get on it, you good for nothing writefags

>>31811919

Well, that comment just made me realize why she's my favorite. I thought it was just the book thing.

>>31811957

>>31811951

They're building up material for flashbacks when she dies in the season finale

>>31811842

>>31811975
twilight is suddenly interrupted while eating out gilda.jpg

>>31811958

...Aren't you...?

Uh, nevermind.

>>31811993
lol finally on model derpops

>>31811491

Someplace really uncomfortable, like the backseat of my Volkswagen.

>>31811958
It's not a premise that can go anywhere. Either they figure out a way to murder us all through the internet, or they flee this terrible place forever, and try to forget the things they've witnessed here.

>>31812027
>implying wouldn't be flattered we all jack off to her ass

>>31812027
the reactions and interactions are enough to sustain a small piece of highly amusing writing. i don't want an epic novel where they create a portal into the human dimension, i just want a written version of so much of the speculation as to what the reactions of the mane cast would be to going on a pony thread.

is that really so much to ask?

>>31812046
butterface

>>31812027
>they flee this terrible place forever

Except for Pinkie Pie. She would revel in our randomness and understand that anonymity is what makes us be this way.

>>31812046
i would have nonconsensual intercourse with that underage pony humanization
srsly
>dat fucking ass

>giggle at the ghostie

>SPIKE IS A GHOST!?

>>31812046
...Why does she still have a horn? That's weird.

Also, the positional relativity of cutie marks on humans makes me realize we really need a pony who's cutie mark is just on her lower back above the base of her tail. A tramp stamp cutie mark.

>>31812046
humanisations should not have horns
thats just stupid

>>31812019
Hey officer, that girl is only 15 years old.

>>31812084

Get out, pedo.

>>31812096

ZOMBIE GOASTS LEAVE THIS PLACE!

>>31812110
why is having sex with children considered so wrong?

a

>>31812084
i'd bury my face between her mane and her neck

then i'd give her a good hot rimjob

>>31812119

It's all about consent and emotional maturity.

>>31812027
Way I was thinking it would go down was something like that one Snails pic, where he's complimenting himself a bunch anonymously. Or maybe they come here to air out their dirty laundry, or maybe they enjoy engaging in some of the more off-colour conversations we have, etc etc. The list goes on.

>>31812046

artist source

>>31812141
That would be cool. There are pretty much infinite possibilities for the kind of stuff that could exist, as evidenced by Glitter Glue whenever he does a comic on that note. I too wish someone would work on writing something about it.

>>31812096
THIS ISNT SOME STUPID TREE MAKING A FACE

THIS IS A FUCKING GHOST

IT WILL JUMP AND YOUR BODY AND EAT YOUR SOUL AND YOU WILL DIE

>>31811491
Sandia Peak, where the best thermals in the Albuquerque area will ensure she can glide, soar, or flap to her heart's content.

I'd bring binoculars, and maybe an HD zoom camera.

>>31812133
but what about what i want???

>>31812141
oh my god wait it makes so much fucking sense, fuck
why didn't i think of this before

all the fucktards coming here and talking about which pony they'd like to fuck are MALE PONIES POSTING

so it's not weird for them, or at least about as weird as one of us saying we'd like to fuck a supermodel or the cute girl we go to school with

>>31812161
but you cannot fly

>>31812117
hmmmm...
that looks like Reuniclus work.

but it is not on his DA... neither on tumblr

>>31812177
what's weird about wanting to fuck ponies?

>>31812177

And all the shitposting is from Diamond Dogs.

And all the trolls are Griffons.

>>31812177

i'd like to insert my human penis into a marshmallow pony's mare vulva and have sex with a small sentient member of a different species whose anatomy is so different than mine

>>31812203
it doesnt look like his at all

>>31812119
because children are angels who can do no wrong, and have no ability to make decisions for themselves

>>31812125
ENFP

>>31812223
Who wouldn't?

>>31812241
stupid society

>>31812242
>bravespark is pinkie pie
don't do this to best pony
don't fucking do it

>>31808657
Sorry for the delay I took a break to get something to eat and then got distracted.

would you join a cult led by pinkie

>>31812259

>>31812287
Sure, why not?

>>31812125
INFP/ENFP, depending on whether I switch on the extroversion.

>>31812258

As a rule of thumb, doing something that hurts someone else in the process is considered morally wrong.

>>31812287
yes

>>31812264
Looks pretty good. Seems fairly compact, though.

>>31812238
it kinda does
the way he lays shading kind of similar to this one

tho, i can see that technique and strokes is a bit different, but again, Reuniclus loves to experiment

>>31812287
Does it involve rubbing cake in each other's faces?

>>31812300
I can tell you right now a 12 year old girl is fully capable of consenting to and enjoying sexual intercourse, don't pretend that's not true

>>31812177
That does make perfect sense. But it means that in addition to all the creepy unwanted attention, all the posts about raping the cast are made by ponies who could actually carry them out.

>>31812287
I bet they have the best Kool-Aid!

>>31812348
>every fluttershy rape post is a pony version of deafdefiler slavering behind his computer
oh god why

>>31812352
Jim Jones is my favorite pony

>>31812339
It'd just be Cake rubbing her snatch in pinkies' face.
while three lucky people get to fuck them.

>>31812339
sometimes you have to feed her snackies

>>31812347
age of consent should be 2 if you ask me

>>31812324
I'll have to draw Discord more until I get comfortable with his design enough to play with his shape a bit.

>>31812348
I think most of the hoo ah about rape is pure fantasy or bravado, I highly doubt the aggressive sexual predator type comes here often

>>31812372
pick me! pick me!

this hasn't been posted in a while

>>31812347
>>31812300
>hymens

>>31812347

That's not true. Sex has risks that a child is not considered mature enough to weigh.

>>31812287

Depends on if we get into wacky cult hijinks and get to scare people.

>>31812372
do they determine who those three are by having a blood ritual followed by a fight to the death among the willing entrants?

Sweet Pink mother and Lady of Bluest Cake, I commend my soul to your purpose, my body a vessel for your abuse

>>31812395
sex has no risks

>>31812392

>>31812392
>remember when Railgunner was creative?

>this thread

>new Envy art

>>31812395
Risks, you mean like physical trauma as in vaginal or rectal tears? Pretty uncommon except in the case of rape, the orifices of a child are far more elastic than you'd think, within reason.

>>31812407
Nope.

They hold a contest in which only the most brave, courageous and dedicated entrants may have a chance to win. Their blood, sweat, tears poured into the task, to rend it complete, the best of the best amongst the others. A cruel task, with only three winners. A baking contest!

>>31812395
12-stepper here. It's amazing how many truly fucked-up people I meet there, and how many of them were molested by family or friends.

(I just want to stop procrastinating.)

>>31812141
>Or maybe they come here to air out their dirty laundry, or maybe they enjoy engaging in some of the more off-colour conversations we have

This makes a lot of sense in context. I mean, the majority of people in these threads are normal people. Anonymity just reveals our truest and deepest selves without fear of real consequence.

Perhaps the Ponyville residents would see this just like we do: a form of free expression and discourse that helps them unwind a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sok8KPWmT84

i like this song

>see the comments
>furries going apeshit that anyone would dare defy renard
good gravy

>>31812463
12 steppers are fucking cultist weirdos, never went back to NA the first time I went, you can keep your fucking sobriety chip if this is the shit I have to put up with.

>>31812461
I still like the idea of a summoning ritual intuned to Pinkie's precognition. It's not a cult without blood sacrifice and false-god worship.

>>31812463
whats a 12-stepper?

>>31812348

They wouldn't reveal who they were. Although they might hide their identity badly.

>>31811406
hey wow, i din't catch that the first time around. it's nice that the writers acknowledge that aspect of luna but don't dwell on it, making her A BLOO BLOO pony

>>31812496
NA or AA.

>>31812496
probably some support group fella.

like the alcoholics have 7 steps?

>>31812458

You have serious problems and should seek help.

>>31812447
Excellent. There isn't nearly enough Dark Souls pony art.

>>31812384
We cynical 4chan veterans know that. Fluttershy, on the other hand... the space around her cottage is probably more pit traps and landmines than solid ground at this point.

>>31812542
That's a very American attitude.

>>31812496
It's a support group based on the 12 steps of Alcoholics Anonymous. My group is a Christian offshoot, and it's helped me deal with the emotional abuse heaped on me by a "best friend" who was my worst friend.

>>31812553
you gotta watch out if you're the type, you're dead fucking meat if you ever make it to anything higher than white collar credit fraud jail

>>31812568
yeah, but what was it for?

what is the maximum penis size pony can tolerate and love?

>>31812553

She just lurks. She's too shy to say anything.

>>31812568
>Christian offshoot

Well now I'm sure you're a cultist weirdo.

>>31812584
So what's the one thing that gets her interested enough to post?
>rape?

>>31812583
20 inches or so, they can take it

the fuck is this

THE FUCK IS THIS

>>31812607
the sonic fandom

Where the shit did you find that?

Fuck, wait, don't want to know.

>>31812600

Animals?

>>31812600
a /v/ mare vagina dump

>>31812607

>>31812582
To ease the stress of bad memories by reprocessing them, to recover from emotional traumas, to put the hurst, hang-ups and unwanted habits of life behind us.

You twenty-year-olds have it easy. During the next ten years, your brain will make you want to do some crazy shit. DON'T LISTEN TO IT. Focus on "earning your cutie mark," discovering what healthy activity makes you happiest and making it your vocation. And if your friend is obsessive-weird, don't try to fix them. I don't care what the show says, not all friendships are good things.

>>31812600
where is the one who rapes?!

>>31812600
fluttershy is DD?

>>31812607
Don't know why, but i loled more from really displaced horn than from a diaper

>>31812670
oh shit
I thought it was a hairpin
that's too much

>>31812670
its a hair clip, buddy boy

>>31812670
>>31812684
i think it's supposed to be a-
>>31812689
>>31812692
fuck

>>31812684
swamp gas

>>31812697
No wonder dinosaurs went extinct. You guys are slow as fuck.

>new Gayburn tumblr

YES

>>31812659
heh, I think its a bit late for that.

I got no real issues, Im not complaining, but I spent the last few years of my life trying to sort my best friend out.

His dad died from serious drug use when we were young, his mother is an alcoholic manic depressive, and now it looks like he's following the same route.

gotta sort him out first

>>31812731
why would you NOT link that?

>>31812721
i just realized i have almost no sad dinosaur reaction images

>>31812125
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
I guess I'm zecora after all ;_;

>>31812756
Because I'm a giant asshole. It's an ask tumblr so guess the url yourself.

>>31812762
dinosaurs feel no despair, only hunger and fury

>>31812762
how big is dinosaur penis and can it grab things?

>>31812752
Take him to Celebrate Recovery; I'm pretty sure there's a meeting in your city.

(While you're there, look into the codependency group. Seriously.)

>>31812789

WE ARE NOT DISCUSSING THE IMPORTANT ISSUE
>Dat voice squeak.
That is all.

>>31812785
This it? Not a fan, that art.

>>31812789
dinosaur penis over 20 meter long, swell arm to over 5 meter at base, dinosaur penis make shoot seeds up to 500 milliliter

>>31812830
put a dash after the ask

>>31812833
I have low standards.

>>31812787
SHIT YEAH
>>31812789
well, a few studies have looked into dinosaur penis sizes and concluded that they would probably scale with body mass much like a modern alligator does, meaning a sauropod would probably have a poker about 6 feet long
but no they're not prehensile

i think some of the larger sauropods pushed 10 foot dicks but don't quote me on that

>>31812801
what

>>31812837

I could have gone my entire life without knowing that.

>>31812876
>draw weird mutant mole thing
>call it a pony
crooked trees, ladies and gentleman! lets all give him a big hand

>>31812880
wait no, sauropods probably had an 18 foot dick on average

>>31812893
I think hes really quite dull. sure the hyper detailed and shaded pics are cool a FEW times, but then the same portraiture style and hideous porn gets old. even Pinkamina's art style has grown repetitive and bland. hes a good artist but he makes bad choices

>>31812893
I applaud his bold stylistic choice in having this pony looking to the right instead of to the left.

Why are bronies so goddamn easy to troll?

>>31812918
what do you do with an 18 foot dick???

>>31812937

Because many of them are furries.

>>31812940
pull ups

>>31812893
We all know what Crookeds' legacy is.

the Dash x CMC picture.

Are there any children's shows with more pornography than MLP at this point?

>>31812937
they're furries who do not realize they are furries
this means persecution complex and entitlement

>>31812940
have you seen the size of sauropods? to make, the female basically has to fuse the bones in her rear legs in order to make a solid column, and even then the male's dick has to reach a looong way to enter.

sex was difficult way back when

>>31812965
loads and loads.

>>31812965
Nothing will ever surpass Pokémon.

>>31812965
Transformers

So, back to show discussion.

What do you want from the inevitable time travel episode? I'd love to see them go into a G1-animated past.

Pic related:
Snails: Rarity? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Rarity?
Squirmy: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Rarity? It's written all over your underwear.

>>31812937
Because they are trying to be WH40k fandom, including grimdark, and just like them, bronies don't remember it's fiction.

>>31812937
>>31812954
>>31812968
/co/, when will you realize that you're just as bad as bronies?

Fuck that. you ARE bronies.

Every single one of you.

how do animals masturbate with no hands?

>>31812968
oh and the fusing of bones is because she has to support some hundreds of tons of male sauropod on her back. dude's heavy

>>31812876
Looks like she's from the game Bastion.

>>31812965
Rescue Rangers and Sonic are probably the top spots.

>>31812961
i need the link for science

>>31812996
life always finds a way

>>31812996
I hear horses smack their dick against their stomach. People really take their hands for granted.

>>31812989
i fully support a botched time travel spell that puts them in the sights of a hungry theropod, since that's like time travel gone wrong trope #1

it'd probably be like a 5 second scene but everyone will get mad if i even mention it
:3

>>31813019
>>31813026
i like the proximity of these posts

>>31812968
Am I a furry if the only thing I want irl ponywise is a rainbowdash about the size of a small dog. maybe no bigger than a snauzer at max size and just have a rainbow dash as a pet? dear fuck that would be adorable

shit i cant look at that pic without looking away because its so damn cute and im a dude whats wrong with me fdgaff

>>31813026
Yeah but they have a tendon that holds their dicks parallel to their stomachs. We don't have that shit.

>>31812995

No we're not. We are a splinter faction that chose to shun the "brony" label (which we originally came up with) in order to distance ourselves from the majority of the fandom that has since been corrupted by autism and furfags.

>>31813030
yeah, i'm at about a five out of ten right now, well done.

>>31812989
i don't know shit about older gen ponies, but if you tell me about them i'll probably concede they seem cool. i've only watched the first gen 1 move with tony randall in it. was horrifying, but good at the same time.

>>31813030
I'd get a kick out of that.

>>31813044
wait that dudes not real? then how is holding that small pony?

>>31813053
No, /co/ you ARE the autism and furfags.

Check my digits

>>31813026
If you were suddenly an earth pony, lack of hands would probably drive you insane

>>31813072
72 is a pretty good number.

>>31813044
>furry

Don't give us that shit. You just want to put your dick in it.

Sick fuck...

>>31813014
I've lost the dropbox link, but just search ponibooru for rainbow_dash scootaloo sweetie_belle and applebloom (or apple_bloom(I don't know))

>>31813053
consider the fact that /co/ is full of furfags... good luck with that.

>>31813072
>no u

>>31813053
we're not the splinter, we're the root
i mean, you realize ponychan, fimchan, ponygoons, and EQd were all splintered from /co/ right

>>31813100
>/co/ is full of furfags
try /v/
seriously
and I mean seriously
they're furries out the ass wanting to shag trap vixens

>>31813055
i have no fucking clue what those are but they're not dinobirds

>>31813094
but i get nothing!

does anyone know when ask Littlepip began?

/co/ calls themselves ponyfags
bronies fap to ponies
/co/ faps to ponies

therefore:
/co/ is actually bronies
and ponyfag = brony

>>31813129
Nah, more like fantasize about getting raped by giant dragon cocks, like dinofag

>that feel when waiting for commission
stupid time...

>>31813149
can't you just check the date of the first post?

>>31813140
change your content preferences

>>31813151
yeah but /co/ knows how to treat a pony right

>>31813072

We are the last bastion of anti-cancer in this whole fandom. We value freedom of expression, but also value the freedom to mock and lambaste others for their stupidity.

Don't believe me? go to Ponychan and lurk for 10-15 minutes. We'll be waiting.

>>31813151
we call one animal a dog
it has fur
we call another animal a cat
it has fur

therefore:
dogs are actually cats

>>31813030
Only if we get a Sound of Thunder type thing that ends up reversing the roles of the princesses and erasing Owlicious from the timeline.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11633669/dashandcmcs.png

>>31813166
...

>it's not on ponibooru

fuck
what the fuck

it's on paheal then.

>>31813151
>bronies fap to ponies
Does not compute
Bronies cry themselves to sleep every night because hyoomans are so bad and they will never be allowed to Equastria. If one does fap, then he will probably try to castrate himself and die of blood loss.

>>31813166
I don't think that's it. Pretty sure it was pulled off booru b/c it was CMC 34

>>31813151
if you want to be specific, bronies do not fap to ponies, and in fact respond very very negatively to any context even APPROACHING sexual with ponies. some would say prudish, but the alternative to "prudish" is here, which is like, ten times more fucked up than the majority of 4chan at the moment, which is saying a lot

>>31813166
>>31813196
>>31813201
welp
thanks dudes

>>31813181
catdog.png

>>31813165
it already has so many posts...

...back on page 15 it says 'posted one month ago'

>>31813218
isn't there no loli allowed on ponibooru?

>>31813124

Ah, you're right. I didn't properly see the implications of that.

Yes, we're the root faction that all others splintered off from. We may have lost some good anons, but most of them belonged on the other sites anyway where their faggotry is actually encouraged. Good riddance.

>>31813201
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/66279

>>31813256
ah!
it's got bad tags

>>31813243
>>31813218
It should be allowed to repost now, since they changed the rules for it.

Although, humanized lolicon is still banned beacuse eets eh drewen uf a cheeld n daets baeyud, maeeen.

>>31813279
is it banned because its illegal or they just dont want it?

>>31813279
>eets eh drewen uf a cheeld n daets baeyud, maeeen.
i think you went a little too far with the retard speak there faceless

>>31813298
he can't control it man

>>31813292
Banned because they could potentially get filed as endorsing CP

>>31813277
done aaand... done.

I think.

>>31813279
you sure are posting a lot today faceless

get bored of... um... eating poop? or whatever it is you were doing?

>>31813298
>>31813309
IT IS THE MUPPETS SWEDISH CHEF ACCENT GOD DAMNIT

>>31813319
i don't think faceless eats poop all day
just like how i don't have sex with dinosaurs all day

or at least...
i can't
;_;

So anyone want to inspire me?

>>31813319
Nope. "semesters"' over

>>31813313
that's wack man

>>31813256
Oh fuck, I've seen that picture so many times, but this is the first time that Appleblooms hoof in the right panel looked like a puffed out cheek.

God dam, now I'll never unsee it, and that picture will forever be too silly for fap to. Silly Applebloom, Scootaloo is not a balloon.

>>31813340
i bet you know my suggestion

>>31813340
Gangsta Trixie.

>>31813340
reposting my last request;
sweetie belle or rarity getting smooshed into a smore, or cutting off part of their marshmallow hooves to use in hot chocolate.

>>31813236
wtf is little pip?

>>31813340
Pinkie making Twilight uncomfortable

>>31813329
You didn't even get the 'bork bork' in there. No es bueno, Faceless.

>>31813340
R...

>>31813368
I like this idea... into the reserves this post goes!

...a...

>>31813340
Draw more inflation

......i..............

>>31813370
Fiiine...

*Ahem*

"Smebög sne jebedu mm burk burk burk."

>>31813340
I just want to call you stupid, put on sunglasses, and walk away from the flames.

>>31813394
GA... ...EN

>>31813367
an adorkably sexy oc that you cant touch because she a lesbian and she so sweet and innocent despite killing ponies by the scores

>>31813256
how can something with lighting that good have pony designs so unappealing and content so bizarre

actually his lighting could do without the very slight fog over everything.

>>31813410
umm

>>31813401
>implying I ever drew inflation

>>31813419
He started emulating moonrune artists and never stopped.

>>31813413
i think it's more like
>a little kid tossed into a nightmarishly unfamiliar setting and getting used to it a little too quickly
i think the author forgot the part where she tries to cope with being shot and shooting people

>>31813436
goddamn japs ruin everything they touch.

>>31813438
But that wouldn't be realistic to Fallout, where any kid can go out into the wastelands and be a coldblooded gunslinger from the get-go.

>>31813438
ever play fallout?

>>31813501
3, yes.
inb4 plebeian. can't get them to play no matter what. been trying to.

>>31813501
>that quote
fuck, maybe i have to read this stupid story after all.

I really just don't want to throw away two days of my life slogging through all those WORDS.

Also, speaking of FO:E, where is Pacce? Doesn't he normally show up during this stuff?

>>31813522
He's been gone since new episode, if he was even there

>>31813522
you have to summon him

>>31813501
err, you do realize that, as an RPG, fallout conforms to different story telling standards and expectations?

as a stand alone story, you have to justify WHY this little kid is transitioning so easily into a cold blooded killer. did she have some big revelation? an epiphany? has the shock just not caught up yet? what?

>>31813546
really? good riddance then

>>31813560
he can still be found sucking on madmax's big juicy cock

>>31813513
there on sale on steam right now

>>31813566
...

goddamnit now I remember why I was intrigued in her OC.

>>31813581
Oooh, steam sale.
>that feel when waking up every day to check the new deals at ten o' clock made you happier than christmas itself

>>31813590
you missed that futa comic

>>31813602
go on...

>>31813559
She did have some of that, probably way less than is realistic, but it's fiction for a reason, and >fanfiction at that. There are loads of legitimate complaints, and while this is one of them, it is definately one of the lower ones. If I remember correctly, every time she had to do something for the first time, she struggled with it.

I think a lot of the reason that people feel this way is that all of that stuff was at least 25 chapters ago.

>>31813602
We're listening

>>31813581
as in, can't get them to work, at all.

It's the same thing with Oddworld Exoddus and Oddysee, they don't come wrapped in any program created to start them up without hassle, but rather as their stock release.

>>31813616
it was crap, but the crap you can fap to

>>31813602
That comic was too crude to be anything but trolling material, unless you have really really low standards

Soarin taking a nap, was prolly missed by the requester yesterday.

>>31813602
No, I saw it.
>>31813627
It's sub-par. like, bad.

>>31813630
worse, curiosity

>>31813590
yeah i'd fuck that non-consensually

>>31813628
that sucks, like when I found out Fallout 3 wouldn't play on my mom's computer because of windows 7 and my XP is too crap
I am not good at computer

felt like sharing a song with you guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gw1LOnmgBE

hope that's okay

made me think of this picture

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PUT TO SLEEP

>>31813628
Dosbox, or failing that, win98 in a full-fledged VM. There are other approaches, but those are your best bets.

JESSY NEVER STREAMED I HAS A SAD.

>>31813770
well you wouldn't want to stream either if a dolphin penis was constantly threatening you and your family

Can any drawfags recommend a tablet for a starting drawer? I looked up wacoms tablets (the new bamboo series) and while the tablet seems to be great it seems the nibs wear out in like a week (and you need to constantly buy replacements). Or are all boards similar to that?

>>31813820
if you are wearing out nubs in a week you're doing it wrong

>>31813783
dolphins actually can kill humans with the sheer force of their ejaculations. it's a terrifyingly sexy way to die

>>31813754
I think I remember trying dosbox, but whatever.

God damnit so many exploits to use. I mean, I already have AppLocale for jap/chinese/korean .exes' installed...

>>31813820
http://ipgd.freehostia.com/tablets.html
this seems kinda interesting and possibly relevant to you

>>31813820
Let me guess, you bought the tablet with "genuine paper feel" didn't you?

protip: don't buy grainy tablets. Wacom Bamboo Pen is entry-tier, but it'll last years.

>>31813820
I use an Intuos4 and draw fairly often. From what I've heard it and the Bamboo have more or less the same rough surface. It won't wear out quite that quickly unless you draw a LOT.

Personally I prefer the felt nibs.

>>31813820
I've had my wacom for a little over two years now... and I've only changed the nub out once
they can't survive high speed impacts into concrete

>>31813868
oh, didn't read through properly.

point stands.

Littlepip should have been with Velvet
Lol not really I just wanted to post

>>31813820
I've had a bamboo for 4 months and haven't had to replace the nib yet

>>31813844
Well damn. There are some other programs that do things like hook really ancient directdraw calls, and those might work in conjunction with compatibility mode, but can you really pass up grabbing an outdated OS with this kind of seed ratio?
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3845084/Windows_98_Second_Edition_Full_Bootable_CD.iso
https://www.virtualbox.org/wiki/Downloads

>>31813362

>>31813837
I haven't bought it yet.
>>31813868
i looked up a model called bamboo create, but a lot of user reviews have users complaining that their nibs are wearing out at an unbelieable speed (in a week for some).
>>31813850
will take a look

>>31813935
Rainbow Dash winking (that's with the eye), doing the warner bros outro "abbede abbede abbede, Dash' all, folks!"

>>31813942
the nib problem:
http://graphicssoft.about.com/u/reviews/hardware/Graphics-Tablets/

>>31813897
do you have the new gen ones (the connnect,create ones) or older?

>>31813959
I'm surprised you're not requesting something far more morally reprehensible.

>>31813968
Please.

That, I leave to Junior and Kloudmutt.

>>31813935
oh rarit, that's not true at all.
thanks i like it

>>31813967
just the wacom bamboo pen
Im pretty sure the creative one is the same thing just with an extra program and a bunch of extra nibs
mine came with 3 extra nibs anyway

>>31813989
four total nibs is the standard for Wacom Bamboo Pen, yes.

>>31813932
I've also tried Virtualbox.