IN THIS THREAD: SWAG ALSO RAPE

>>31804508
I enjoyed the previous episode and look forward to the next, hopefully it will subvert my expectations like the last episode.

which ponies have the penis?

>Rarity thread

No.

>RAPERAPERAPE

>>31804564
All of them

>>31804548
did someone say SWAG?

>>31804564
All of them. Unfortunately, they're all gelded.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31804548
ODD FUTURE PONY GANG KILL EM ALL

my balls are itchy /co/
what do?

>>31804564
Big mac,
Braeburn
Caramel,
Fluttershy
Soarin
Hoity Toity

>rape

>>31804604

>>31804618
>caramel
nope

>>31804578
Deal with it darling.

>>31804606
PONY GANG PONY GANG PONY GANG
GONY PANG GONY PANG GONY PANG

>>31804634
Her name is Sparkler!

>>31804646
her name is dickface mcfuckyou

>>31804634

Fuck Swag, let's talk about this pone

>>31804635
fuck you! He is adequately sized!

>Which character, in the right situation, would have the most impact if they were killed off?

even if they got better?

>>31804694
all of them

>>31804669
holy shit this kid is RAD AS FUCK

>>31804669
>Oh well, this is awkward

OP took my favorite image to post in Rarity threads.

yay

>>31804669
I like him. Give him 2 episodes an a direct to dvd movie.

>>31804669

Fuck that, all the coltcuddlers on tumblr are singling out this guy

>>31804669
he's no Swag Babby, but he's pretty swag I'll give him that
lets name him Rad Shots

>>31804694
pinkie pie

>upcoming episode
>Rarity and Fluttershy at the spa again
>"Fluttershy, can I tell you something... personal?"
>"Sure Rarity, you can tell me anything!"
>"Well... don't let on to any of the others, but I've received a fabulous offer to move my business to Canterlot."
>"Moving? To... Canterlot?"
>"Yes."
>"So you would... move? To Canterlot?"
>Fluttershy's eyes get a bit watery
>"Oh darling, don't be..."
>"But Rarity, you're my best... *sniffle*... *whimper*... friend!"
>Rarity mists up a bit
>FS breaks down crying
>Collective screams of agony across the entire fandom

>>31804694

Either Fluttershy or Pinkie Pie.

But you know it'll never happen. It's a kids' show.

>>31804668

>>31804669
He had a bowling cutie mark earlier.

Then it disappeared.

>>31804694
Celestia

I kill you ponies

>>31804740
This sound like shit actually.

I have a time machine, next weeks episode has a terrible moral. Rarity gives up her dreams for the sake of friendship when she could just make new friends in Canterlot

>>31804729
Creepy stalker pony?

>>31804729
>coltcuddlers
so this actually became a thing?

>>31804740
I don't think my body can take it.

>>31804754
I agree, what a horrible comedy show

>>31804743

>>31804669
wait, was that guy also the bowling colt?

>>31804740
Knowing the past episodes, they might subvert our expectation of it being about one of the other characters convincing her to stay

>>31804766

Well it's either that or "stallion stuffers," but then that term would only apply to tops and most of em are overwhelmingly bottoms.

>bronies constantly say MLP has good animation
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1diyGLlJ_E
>mfw it has shit tier animation compared to a show about indian stereotypes

How?

>>31804795
how about just "faggots"?

>>31804711
DAD?? DAD!

>>31804801
thanks

>>31804735

>>31804740
>Rarity leaves the show

>>31804634
I don't like Twilight's new look at all.

>>31804729
Hey, is that 20% nathan, the pony?

>I need a adult
>I AM AN ADULT
>rapeface here

>>31804741
that's why they get better

>>31804804
1/10
people will reply

>>31804729
this guy reminds me of the guy from the pilot of that grimm show on HBO.

I DON'T NEED YOUR FORGIVENESS
I DON'T NEED YOUR HATE
I DON'T NEED YOUR ACCEPTANCE
SO WHAT SHOULD I DO
I DON'T NEED YOUR RESISTANCE
I DON'T NEED YOUR PRAYERS
I DON'T NEED NO RELIGION

I DON'T DO WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD

YOU'RE SO LAME WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO

DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

>>31804830
She is going to keep her bussiness in ponyville and everything will be the same the next week.

>>31804711
Soarin is impotent

Side effect of Wonderbolt shows

What if Rainbow Dash was an interesting character?

>>31804740
>but in the end she decides to stay in Ponyville
>right?
>RIGHT!??!?

>>31804867
Then I might actually like her.

>>31804830
Then there would be no reason to poni.

>>31804858
they know

>>31804871
Well we dont even know if she is going to Canterlot or some random ponies visit her store.

>>31804811
Because fuck you.

>>31804830
This one is better

>>31804867
it's amazing. AJ used to be the least interesting and managed to become awesome this season. now RD is all boring and flanderized and shit.

>>31804856
exactly the same
the ponies will have all forgotten any lessons they might learn

>>31804804
So is this the new show that /co/ will like ironically to try and show us how annoying we are?

>>31804843
I aint trolling, I'm just genuinely curious as to how people say MLP has good animation when this, a shitty show about some indian loli, looks better? I like MLP, but it has shit animation if something like this surpasses it.

>>31804927
it's somehow worse than mlm

>>31804910
Cognitive protip: your least favorite pony is always the one that appears to have the least character depth

>>31804900

Needs Rarity pulling up the bed and collapsing onto it dramatically.

>>31804858
poor barren spitfire

>>31804871
yes. because rarity cares about friendship.

unlike that traitor Dash who would bail on her entire life for a chance - not a promise, but a CHANCE - to join the Wonderbolts.

>>31804927
yup
i'll go make a thread for it

>>31804943
>instantly assuming RD is his least favourite

>>31804804
What the fuck are you smoking?

Have you ever thought that maybe if you can't keep yourself happy, a girlfriend wouldn't work out for you? If you can't get through the day without having the urge to toss yourself under the wheels of a car waiting at the bus stop, maybe romance isn't what you should be looking for. Just some food for thought.

>>31804729
That pony looks like a fucking hipster. I bet his cutiemark is a list of bands you've probably never heard of.

>>31804927
Nah, its not nearly as shitty enough to be used as a joke. Hell, Its actually kind of good, just mediocre.
just like poni

Anyone have the link to romance reports?

>>31804927
Hindu should Hindu Hindu

>>31804938
FUCK YOU

>>31804604
YOU! Have you made more gifs?

How many times do you think Rarity is going to say Daring in this coming episode

>>31804930
>I aint trolling

>>31804983
>was satisfied with life
>did not want to kill self
>met girl
>moved in together
>for reasons totally unrelated to relationship, now want to kill self

wat do

>>31805009
take a drink every time

>>31805021
I intend to.

>>31805015
More Girlfirends

>>31805009
>daring
she she watch dash try to kill herself or something?

>>31805000
I think my 14 year old autistic cousin could make better animation with a set of purple crayons and twelve pieces of paper

>>31805006
I have some raws, gonna post them in some minutes

>>31804785

>>31805021
>drinking at 10 am

You got a problem

Would anyone be willing to stream to show my retarded ass how to use gimp?

>>31805015
shoot yourself, it's only gonna hurt for a second

reposting because faggotry

>in relationship with super cute ass fucking girl that's really talented shit
>really lucked out with this one
>her school has a brony club
>she mentioned it because she found out I like pone a few months back through subtle conversation
>I wat and internally raged
>she expanded about their activities
>full-on rage
>tell her I'm not a part of that shit
>suuuuuuuuure you're not anon
>still with me, but probably thinks much less of me of a man

fuck man, now I have to full-on hide this shit like I hid my porn when I was 11
fuck bronies ;_;

>>31805043
I meant Darling you colossal faggot.

>>31805058
I see you lusting after her. Has being eaten so many times scrambled you circuits?

>>31805068
If it makes you feel any better I also think less of you as a man and it has nothing to do with bronies

>>31805068
we made this thread so we wouldn't have to see that stupid shit
go make a thread on /b/ I'm sure they can sympathize with you

>>31805060
you don't have a problem until you're drinking at 10am on a weekday to stave off the hangover from doing the exact same thing the night before

>>31804729
>visible sheath

Did CL become an animator?

I kid but seriously can't unsee.

>>31805074
then maybe you should have typed that you illiterate dashfag

>>31804997
Can I get a breakdown of the chapters?

>>31805074
hey you're the one leaving L's lying all over the place, don't get testy

>>31805063
>grab a torrent
>download photoshop
that is how you use GIMP

Hi, what's going on...
>this thread

... fuck this shit.

>>31805129
I have a feeling that I will only run into more problems doing that.

>>31805121
>"Please be gentle"

They said a yume nikki crossover would never happen. They called me a fool.

LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

>>31805115
Nah, it's just a result of that bend in their hind legs. Probably

So I gave MLP a chance today.
Its... Its incredibly mediocre. Its not bad, its entertaining, but its an incredibly girly show that only barely rises above being a commercial. Its old transformers tier, shitty animation and forced story, but fun to watch when there's nothing else on.

Honestly, I think you guys just enjoy joking about it instead of genuinely enjoying it enough to talk about it seriously. Either that or You're all circlejerking tripfags that crave for attention because you're "different" and like a show no one cares about anymore. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
ITT: goat show is okay, not as bad as I expected, and you're the reason everyone stopped caring and, to an extent, started hating the show.

>>31805172
we all have a problem. Send for help.

>>31805104

>>31805133
what's the problem officer
>>31805151
jesus hide the weed the thread cops are here

>>31805172
obligatory asking which episodes you watched

>>31805172

what episodes did you watch?

>>31805166
But the space shown isn't the same color as the grass.

>>31805115
Psh, that's nothing.

>>31805207
looks like it to me

>>31805172

>>31805198
I have diplomatic immunity. Fuck it, I give up. MS paint was easier anyway.

>>31805172
I like the feeling it gives of there being a whole world waiting behind the scenes that we never get the see.

Or maybe it's just my inner fa/tg/uy making me feel that way.

>>31805163
Oh hey it's that guy who almost never finishes anything.

>>31805163

i..... wuh....

>rape

>>31805172
It's just one of those shows we happen to enjoy talking about regardless of what can be perceived as mediocrity.

>>31805172
wow
it's almost like
people have different tastes in media
this is an amazing revelation and has never been made before in the history of 4chan, no humanity
Sir, I must ask you to quickly contact your leader and have the spread to the masses : PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT SHOWS
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW

>>31805093
they are my OTP

>>31805068
>'I love the show but I'm not a brony because they're fucking weird and nuts about it. I just like good a cartoon. I don't need a title associated with it. I also have other interests whereas these bronies seem not to... Have you ever talked to one? They're fucking weird and can't hold a conversation, unless of course it's about ponies. That is obviously not me.'
Does just saying that not work?...

>>31805172
>shitty animation
3/10

>>31805172
well, I genuinely enjoy it
but to each their own

don't force yourself to like it, and yeah, maybe a lot of us are just faggots in it for the fandom
WHAT A SURPRISE
so whatever, at least Winter is over and no more flooding 4chan with pony, and Summer is over with no more flooding 4chan of pony hate

also which pony should pony pony?

>>31805163
Trolomanchu's style is rad as fuck

And he's been drawing for only 3 years iirc.

>>31804508
Delicious next episode AND rarity? There's no way to lose!

>>31805172

Yup, you saw through the ruse. All the people on the internet with fansites, avatars and other pony related stuff is secretly the same 6 tripfags.

Even this thread, the majority of the anonymous posts are secretly the same tripfags trying to fake a thread. Good job Holmes enjoy a nice pound of cocaine for your good work!

>>31805225
as for using gimp, it's sort of unintuitive and has a high learning curve

you're much better off pirating photoshop and looking up basic tutorials. cracks for photoshop are rock-solid reliable, there is no risk of messing up the installation or anything, just go for it.

>>31805267
>incest as unethical or illegal

Here we go

What did the doctor say, Applejack?

>>31805253
He knows too much.

>>31805205
>>31805201
I didn't give a fuck about the names of the episodes. Didn't write them down or anything.

The first one was about the pink loud one having psychic powers or something. The other one had an owl in it and the little dragon ran away.

>>31805300
"You're fucked."

>>31805201
I watched the one where spike gets sad that he got replaced by an owl and then some dragons, the first two episodes, and the one where that snake goat thing appears, though not all the way, just got bored of it.
Its really not all that bad, its better than thoe god awful MLP and care bear shows I saw commercials for when I was a kid, but its not really all that worth caring for.

>>31805303
calling bullshit you're a ponyfag

>>31805300
"You have less than a week to live"

>>31805303
those are agreed to be one of the worse ones.

Are all the faggots from this morning still here?...

>>31805303
>>31805320

0/10

>>31805320
is he ok

>>31805172
No, I think the show's pretty cute and OMG NOVEL CARTOONS tend to devolve into Family Guy crap after a few seasons.

This at least plays the 'we're doing kid's stuff' pretty straight without devolving into Strawberry Shortcake and presents the six main characters as something other than 'all six girls, like, really really like fashion and dressing pretty and learning nebulously-defined magic.'

>>31805287
God tier episode.

>>31805279

DOOKS

IF YOUR GONNA BE HERE YOU GOTTA COLOR SHIT

>>31805300
"It's a girl!"

>>31804824

>>31805335
I think he die

>>31805320
that dude doesn't give a fuck
one pass on his head, blood pouring out? he just grimmaces a bit
>just a scratch

>>31805335
He's fine. That faggot just wants attention.

>>31805151
photoshops ui is much less retarded than GIMP's is. Itll help

>>31805335
no he ded

>>31805345
God damnit, forgot to take off my name.

I'm doing irl stuff, i don't want to be a tardy, sorry ;_ ;

>>31805303
I like the show but those ones kind of sucked, I didn't even finish watching the one with the psychic powers

>>31805300
"you suffer from a rare disease called Blank FlankAIDS, I'm sorry sugarcube, you will never have a cutie mark"

>>31805371
u sure? He looks ok to me

>>31805279
>And he's been drawing for only 3 years iirc.

Are you fucking with me?

God dammit I hate everything right now.

>>31805367
/co/mmander jesus confirmed for godless fiend
how does it feel to know you'll spend the rest of your life in HELL?

>>31805267
> illegal
The last royal decree regarding incest between ponies 'of the same house' was some 1300 years ago, and only dealt with nobility.
> unethical
What the fuck do you care, you're a hillbilly and he's the best gent in the county.

>>31805403
What? He's totally faking.

>>31805279
too bad that picture is hideous.

>>31805336
man i hate strawberry shortcake
hate having to put up with that shit before poni comes on

>>31805403
Rest of his life or rest of eternity? A life is relatively short

>>31805115

Mac's dick seems to be visible here as well. (Yeah yeah, I know it's his hindleg, but still.)

>>31805398
Yeah, i asked him on his tumblr, the dude is 20 years old, and he got cereal on drawing at 17, and he uses only the "Dry Brush" preset on photoshop.

>>31805403
don't worry, jesus and i have a plan to rebel and overthrow hell once we get there
it's fool-proof

>>31805403
Shut up Nathan.

Everyone knows you're the only godfag in here.

>>31805350

>>31805455
Can anyone join in on this plan?

>>31804745

Oh. Fuck.

Oh FUCK.

The whole population would starve, slowly.

>>31805443
>implying he's not arroused by the thought of all those mare about to go into heat.

>>31805455
Nah man, Ronnie James Dio runs shit down there. We're bros, he'll hook me up.

>>31805303
>ITT: ponyfags are so angered that someone has a *gasp* negative opinion on their show that they attempt to impersonate that person

Come on, guys, I'm giving you a chance, here, if you like it, yeah, whatever, But I'm just saying, do you think its really worth having constant threads over? just be chill, wait for an episode, when it comes, discuss, and maybe you wont have an image of autistic faggots that fap to ponies every single day and make injokes /b/ would be ashamed of.

Now lets take this from the top, ladies, Do you honestly think this show, with all its simplicity, is worth having so many threads over? or should you begin to fix this terrible image you have and act like reasonable people who can wait for their entertainment?

>>31805460
Wow, I just showed up itt and already people are accusing other folks of being me.

I hadn't even posted yet.

>>31805493

We really don't care dude.

>>31805493
tl;dr nobody gives a fuck what you think this is the internet

>>31805267
SO SO LATE WITH THIS BUT WHATEVER

>>31805493
> Do you honestly think this show, with all its simplicity, is worth having so many threads over?

I like how a thread is considered serious business.

>>31805443
...Why don't I remember this?

It only ever snowed in WWU, right?

>>31805448
Shit. Oh well I've still got about 2.5 years to go so maybe I can make something of myself in that time.

>>31805491
but i thought we were going to use blackjack, and hookers

>>31805320
That's alright bro, though a lot of people do sort of like the some of the corniness the jokes and the lighthearted feel about it. Like some other anon said, don't force yourself to like it or anything. We can get along enjoying different things as long as we don't obnoxiously pester each other about our interests.

Thanks for giving it a chance, and try not to let the overwhelming silliness of this thread fool you. Most people really are here for the show, and kind of just grin and bare it when other stuff comes along

>>31805493
see this >>31805192

>>31805493
it's a fun little show

we like talking about it

deal w/ it

>>31805508
we knew you were coming. You need to bathe

So as a weird topic: if ponies listened to our music, who would listen to what bands?
And would you be able to break it to the one that ends up liking musicians or bands like the Beatles or Elvis that they're broken up or dead?

>>31805493
But Im not giving a fuck, why should I care about what other people likes? I like it, thats the only thing I care about

>>31804755
How amazing would it be if they actually did say "And yeah, she's basically gone from the series now. She'll have her very own spin-off series that's basically The Devil Wears Prada, the TV show!"

"...Mind you, we need to replace her with another character. Which is why we introduced Pip."

>>31805493
Try that argument with the AT and Homestuck crowds. You get them to stop, and there's no reason we can't.
At this point, it's really just attrition.

>>31805493
No, we just like to troll each other sometimes.

And by "we" I mean "everyone on 4chan ever."

These pones drive my penis to insanity

>>31804694
I'm thinking Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Pinkie Pie probably draws most of her good feelings from the stability they bring and the reassurance she has a long way to go in her apprenticeship.

If she were to suddenly have to work the store (if she were given the store in their will, that is) and maintain the books and this and the other thing, well

I don't know if Pinkie would be quite as jubilant and hyperactive any more.

> what happens when "the fun one" has to grow up?

Fuck this

Let's have a macro thread instead

>>31805493
Dis one.
He is the hero poni deserves.

>>31805519
I was thinking that as well, I don't remember that particular image. Thought I had missed a screencap leak from the upcoming Christmas ep or something.

>>31805493
You know... It really doesn't matter.

>>31805483
Luna continues to raise the sun and moon on her own. But due to her being much weaker than her big sister, she cannot continue for long, which results in endless night or day. Both of which would have their own horrible fates.

>>31805538
I consider it a mark of pride that you could smell me coming from across the internet.

>>31805557
that pony drives my penis to flacid
what the hell is anatomy anyway

>>31805320
DONT' LISTEN TO >>31805526 YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT OR ELSE WE'LL UNLEASH THE BRONY HORDES ON YOU

WE'LL TAKE YOU TO PIZZA HUT, SO HELP ME, LUNA!

>>31805541
>Rarity spin-off series
All of my want

>>31805557

Oh god I'm a faggot

>>31805524
That's after. Also, I have photoshop downloading, and i'll be sure to update you all on my frustrations.

>>31805570
screencap leak??
has there been a screencap leak of a new episode?!
when?

>>31805489

> Implying he already didn't mated with them all.

See this pic? This is a proud and satisfied Big Macintosh. He bucked all the apples, crushed all the boulders and fucked all the mares.

>>31805493
I like it
I agree people are acting butthurt over your post, which is rare and really retarded, we usually don't give a shit if /co/ hates the show

yeah, it has it's quirks, and excessive amounts of them too. and it is overrated as FUCK, not gonna deny that.
I still enjoy it and enjoy the MLPG discussions because they're retarded to suit my entertainment needs

fuck it, if you don't like it, don't bother
the fandom is enough to not even bother, fucking bronies

>>31805606

>>31805564
> those are the tickets to the Gala
> Old Spice Guy trolls the main cast as hard as a human possibly can
> no need for him to be pone

>>31805610
Alpha as fuck

>>31805610

>>31805493
>or should you begin to fix this terrible image you have and act like reasonable people who can wait for their entertainment?

there is no way to reverse an "image" on 4chan. it will always reconfigure to focus on the worst aspects of some thing

besides, even if we stopped having general threads and never talked about pony ever again, ponychan would keep on being autistic.

that's just the nature of the beast

>>31805624
fuck me, reread that and now i feel stupid

>>31805610
I know a man rollin' his lady-wagon when I see one.

> dat strut
> dem lady costumes

>>31805006
Here

>>31805625
He should be our ambassador to the pony species.

>>31805570
What did it turn out to be?

>>31805587
What the hell is wrong with the anatomy there?

>>31805610
looks like the first one in line will be too busy playing skyrim

>>31805680
>and then the nukes fall

>>31805633
And you will forever be a victim, no matter how many times we tell you to shut the fuck up.

>>31805443
>>31805519
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BZfqmwPGdU
18:08 it's during the reprisal of the WWU song, when everyone has their shit together because they realize how valuable a good manager can be.

Shit thread is shit. Posting ponies to combat it.

Also, does anyone have that Batman TAS style poster of Mare Do Well? I loved that gag.

>rarity being written out of the show

its about damn tim...er

i mean

how awful

>>31805683
I just meant I don't recognize the screencap that was posted with Big Mac in it, and for a moment I thought it was a leak from a new episode, until I read the file name. I guess I just need to go back and watch WWU

>>31805677
Oops

>>31805683
it's obviously from wwu, only ep with snow
I think it's from the montage after twilight organized all the shit, it's rarity's nest supplies

>>31805680
I'd vote for him.
Oh, the chiding 'complaint' letters we'd get from Celestia. If you read between the lines you'd see she's congratulating us on sending her new favorite bipedal troll.

>>31805707
Ah, thanks.

>>31805698
She's taking a break to do some role playing.

Big Mac likes it when they're loud.

Anyone have a cap of Twilight's smirk from the new episode?

>>31805713

cheerilee your eye is melting a little

>>31805706
oh i've long since accepted that. haven't you noticed how often i play along?
i dare say it's fun

>>31805712
YEAH PONI

>>31805677
Dinky so happy!

This is about as pensive as two anime goats can possibly be

>>31805713

Yeah, if anyone should be written out of the show, it should be Applejack

>>31805702
>and then the nukes were diamonds

It's one of his few tricks, but damn if he doesn't get plenty of mileage out of it.

but... why?

GUYS
I have a strong need for some CheeriSparkle, or whatever you call the CheerileeXTwilightSparkle ship
help my ass out

>>31805734
Np, I was confused for a bit as well. I had zero recollection of BM being in that episode.

..and speaking of which, I only now realize how unfortunate his initials are.

>>31805756
>quite
>quite

>>31805746

for some reason cheerilee has quite a few animation bugs

>>31805772
>Shipping

my little octy

>>31805756
I can only interpret those faces as
"Mmmmmmyes," and "Mmmmmyes indeed."

>>31805733
Spike loves him though.

>>31805772

>not Cheerilight

Shit son get your act together.

Anyway, no.

>>31805772
>or whatever you call the CheerileeXTwilightSparkle ship
stupid?

>>31805762
>giant diamonds fall from the sky and crush everything in sight
>ponies are still alive and now hate humans
>there goes our preemptive strike

>>31805540
>he didnt read the post
Its okay to like yer goat show, son.
its not okay to be a faggot about it.

>>31805548
Its different in that situation, though, at least in Homestuck's case, as it has enough complexity, and more recently, enough updates to NEED a constant general. Adventure time has a new episode every week. MLP only recently got season 2.
Its the fact that you people act like such a small amount of content is worth "joking" about constantly that makes me wonder if you're really this easy to entertain. Again, No one, NO ONE, gives a fuck if you like this show. At one point you pulled this shit enough to get cornered into your generals and be associated with spam.

So tell me, anon: do you like the show, or do you like the generals?
Because at this point, I'm certain most of you watch the show, forget it, and shitpost in these threads because you've wasted too much time on them.

I'm not saying any of you should be alienated for your tastes, and if you think this is legitimate trolling instead of just being chill and inquiring about your fandom, I feel bad for you and your lack of social skills.

>>31805788
Holy fuck that's creepy.

>>31805781
someone add the monocles, i'd do it myself but i feel sick and lazy...

>>31805772

>>31805805
you're stupid!

>>31805791
I can see that if they were also wearing monocles.


speaking of which, /r/ing that pic with monocles shopped in.

>>31805788
Why?

>>31805809
and still nobody cares
you're wasting your own time here kid

>>31805733
>"And the resulting strong electromagnetic pulses from Mr. Mustafa's heart caused localized blackouts in Canterlot to Ponyville. Then there was the incident I elaborated on earlier involving the town of Trottingham and his left bicep."

>>31805788
God, I hate bronies

>>31805633
>EVIL JOE
Oh my god no all my nightmares are coming back to me

>>31805807
He makes it up to them by giving them all diamonds.

>>31805812
Yes and no? Until they started developing specialty nipples for baby bottles, a lot of abandoned animal cubs were fed by dredging your hands in the milk formula and offering your fingers.

Let's just say the researchers worked out the nipples around the time they started erupting teeth.

>>31805809
> No one, NO ONE, gives a fuck if you like this show.
YOU APPARENTLY GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ARE WRITING ESSAYS ON US
CONSIDER THAT FOR A SECOND

>Shipping

Oh boy! I love shipping!

Pic related, it's my favorite ship.

>>31805712

Fine, have a pic of Fluttershy's smooth plot.

>>31805788

>>31805847
i think he's quite smashing

>>31805686

Other than that it's some kind of unicorn minotaur?

>>31805756
Don't you mean...pensivepoTHIS POST IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE DUE TO COPYRIGHT CLAIM BY HABSRO, INC.

>>31805797
>Prolonged exposure to the Old Spice Guy makes Spike look like this.

>>31805823
thaaaaanks
but is there any thing that doesn't have shitty ass art?

>>31805841

Why the fuck does Derpy look likes she's seriously having an orgasm?

>>31805921
Aw yea!! Thanks for that one

>>31805858
But isn't Equestria full of gemstones as is? That would hardly placate them

>>31805712

Pony!

>>31805921
>invisible Lyra dick

>>31805887
> Queen Mary 2
Oh lawd, now I'm imagining the cast on a cruise ship.

HEY HOW WOULD THE MAIN CAST SPEND A WEEK ON A CRUISE?

OH COME ON YOU KNOW THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN, GROWING PAINS DID IT FOR CHRISSAKES.

>>31805877
He's probably talking about creepy as in some brony actually took the time to make it look like he was holding a baby and then photoshopped a pony in.

>>31805921

dear god bonbon

what happened to your leg?

its so tiny

>>31805961
Chistery where is the Snailsabuse story?

>>31805934
Rainbow Dash is good pony!

>>31805921
TWILIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

time for a change of scenery

A new web-only series is developed, set in the pony universe but a few years back. the episodes are 10 minutes long and released bi-weekly

it chronicles the adventures of a group of four town protector ponies, basically monster hunters that keep the big bads at bay, someone's gotta do it

you have been asked what the theme song for the new show should be
WHAT IS IT?

>>31805992
Snailabuse? All I was prompted for was "Snails does crossdressing."

If it's meant to be abuse, I don't write "kids get abused for not being 'normal.'"

>>31805847

>>31805877
>Let's just say the researchers worked out the nipples around the time they started erupting teeth.

I'm getting the mental image of a baby animal suddenly sprouting teeth all over its body/

>>31805962
Yeah, pretty much this.

>>31806018
Someday she'll stop getting up

>>31805899
I think he's quite I swear to god Qurupeco you fucking cunt if you call your buttbuddy Evil Joe I will fucking oh sweet jesus no he's here

>>31805961

Twilight lounges with a book on deck, probably joined by Rarity
Fluttershy takes care of the rats on-board and sneaks them food
Dash plays shuffleboard ALL DAY LONG
Pinkie invades the ship's kitchen and takes it over
Don't know what AJ would do. Probably something with apples.

Pic related because the Titanic was a ship.

>>31806030
> Chistery is a candyass
> in 2011

>>31805809

>Homosuck fag detected

Look into a homestuck thread, its the same shipping and other bullshit you'll find here.

>>31805887
Casual.

Guys, I just realized that after getting Luna fanon Jossed, and the blind bag pony names, and Dinky's relationship to Derpy, and so on...

Now our worldbuilding is getting thrown into the woodchipper! I mean, high-rise buildings built with cranes? Hydroelectric dams?! So much for a simple pre-industrial rev society, they must be going through it (or recently finished it) now.

>>31806019

Walk the Dinosaur

>>31805778
Unfortunate?

But he was in it to tell AJ that Caramel had lost the seeds again, and I'd thought that was his only appearance.

>>31805882
And you read nothing.
All you see is words and immediately infer that I'm shitting on your likes and dislikes.
I'm not writing about why MLP is terrible and no one should watch it, am I? I'm asking why you should have constant generals about a show that only barely had any content worth talking about, and only for a few hours tops, at that.

>>31805837
Am I, anon?
Or is it that you cant come up with a response that isnt "LOL U SUCK U TROLLIN LOLOLOLO NO ONE CARES HURR HURR"
I know you people arent bronies, you dont follow this show religiously and fetishize it at every turn.
No, you're showing me that you're worse than that.
You show me that you dont "like" this show, you like to come on these generals and spam, spam about old jokes only you find funny, you come here and think being ironic about how bad the situation is is in some absurd way funny.
Some of you probably like it, but most of you, most of you do it because you're simply used to doing it.
You do so because you want to fool yourself into thinking that liking ponies is a good thing, and that other people are haters, when really, you're no better than the meme spouting deviant art users you mock.
You disgust me. I'm off to see if this show gets any better.

>>31806073
Dont cruises have spas?

>>31806091
Retard.

>>31805841
anyone else notice that Lyra is in there twice?

>>31806093
season 1 already showed us that they have full cities, this isn't a new revelation

>>31805847
>>31805899
>>31806065
What the hell is Evil Joe?

OMG!!!!

>>31806019
I know it's lame because they're played out as all fuck now, but: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s&ob=av3e

Random question but why did so many ponies hate the last episode? I didn't think it was that bad. There has been better though.

>>31806093
These are "high rises" built with wooden beams(?!) and so far there's no indication of radio, television, or computer tech.

That puts it around, what, our 1920's? 1930's?

>>31806093

Who cares? The Christmas episode is hopefully going to be massive world building showing how things went down Post-Discord.

>>31805809
>So tell me, anon: do you like the show, or do you like the generals?
I like both.

We do talk about the show. Favorite moments, specula, etc.
We draw, critique, and hate on >fanart
We write, critique, and hate on >fanfiction
It's all a big load of fun.

The vast majority of us (in the MLPG anyway) keep to ourselves and our thread.
So we're not to blame for the spaming and pushing out there. We hate it as much as (if not more than) everybody else.

Sorry you didn't like the show - It's really not for everyone. Good to hear you at least gave it a try though.

Sorry for the faggots that seem to be getting to you.
If you would, do as the rest of us and try not to mind them.

>>31806168
1930s? Shit no. The Empire State Building was built during the Great Depression. If anything, it's mid-to-late 1800s.

>>31806019
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

>>31806019
>I like that pic, it's like, we beat the big bad, even though Equestria is in ruin, all of our friends and family are dead, and Celestia is nowhere to be found, we're still awesome.

>>31806134

What is with these guys?

It's like every few weeks some pseudo-intellectual gets a boner for their opinion and thinks everyone should care about what they think.

Then they come in here and write essays to us about why they're right and we're wrong. Meanwhile nobody cares or reads any of it.

>>31806019
either a shortened version of the American Tales of Symphonia opening song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayIQp9fneGs&feature=related

Or for something to appeal to a wider demograph via guitar music, a shortened version of the American Tales of the Abyss opener (and instrumental version of a song by Bump of Chicken): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gaMKbv-xHU&feature=related

I have no idea why, but your synopsis made me think of those two Tales of games.

>>31806168
>That puts it around, what, our 1920's? 1930's?

Trying to compare our technology to their magitech isn't going to work very well.

>>31806164
it was a badly written episode, but well executed one and funny at times, but damn it was terribly written

SUDDENLY ANTHRO-DASH!

would you take a super soft pinkie to the face

FINALLY!

>>31806152
>Didn't play Monster Hunter

>>31806030
I thought you said something about a story based on Weaver's comics.

Crossdressing is alright I guess.

>>31806168
Nevermind, commercial radio existed before World War I. So the hydroelectric dam may not represent Post-War large-scale electrical plants as much as the dynamos seen here and there during the Industrial Revolution.

>>31806197
Yeah, I reckon most things just work off of really small Come to Life dynamo's, freezing spells, etc.

>>31805809
Now hold up a sec anon. Before you go packing your bags and being on your merry way I'd like to provide a little insight on the matter.

The way our show has been handled on this board is a lot different from Homestuck and Adventure time. The only place and way ponies are aloud are inside the generals in any form whatsoever or people will automatically complain and send us to our "quarantined" thread, as I have heard others call it. We keep these threads up for ourselves and others to talk about whatever little pony needs they may have. Now obviously, not everyone will agree with what is talked about in here and may not be interested in it, but if its pony related, tough luck to them. It goes here and you talk about it here with whoever is in here. So they do. You see, MLP generals are sort of like, all types of /co/ threads in one and unfortunately they unruly stuff is what attracts the most attention.

However, there are things that I find interesting here as well, such as episode speculation, talk-back, various art forms, world building, certain crossovers, and even some fandom related activities that seem to be worth mentioning. It all really seems a lot weirder than it is, and I admit that these threads are generally not very accommodating to newcomers because of the particular atmosphere and everyone with different interest having to share the same thread, but I like what we can get out of it, and some of the things we discuss here.

I am sorry that this thread has wasted your time, but that is my two cents and I hope you can give it some consideration before you have to go.

>>31806093

Or thats all just the stuff left over from the apocalypse of man ala new vegas

>>31805823

whyboner.jpeg

>>31806213
That's an interesting transparency.

>>31806232
>WOOF WOOF
sorry what?

>>31806134
dude, it's not because they're mad
just stop bothering with the show or fandom or whatever if you really hate it
we're faggots, this isn't news
writing an essay about how terrible we are isn't that amazing, there's plenty of legitimate reasons why we're faggots
rest of 4chan has a high consistency of various forms of faggots

>>31806159
>son
>obviously a filly
>saying OMG
>2011

>>31806176
As a massive worldbuildingfag, I care :)

As well, I'm still super-excited for the xmas episode.

>>31806234
Damn, trip dropped.

>>31806231
I'm still writing that Rainbow Dash fic about asking for a "very special" book, I don't know what I'd write from Weaver's stuff.

>>31806202
Thanks

>>31806234
That was Equestria's first attempt at a high-rise. It went poorly. They won't try again for a long time.

>>31806232
RBD shits skittles?

>>31806255
Ugh yea, fixed

Bump

>>31805993

like a baus

>>31806292
>gonna need both hands for this

Much better!

>>31806184
>inb4 he doesn't respond because he doesn't acknowledge any parts of the threads that would contradict his already-established impressions of them

>>31806093
this actually works into what i had hoped all along, a sort of hybrid of fantasy medieval and roaring 20s and 30s architecture

i was really hoping for canterlot to look like a mashup between disney kingdom and mid 30s Manhattan

>>31806159
daisy will tan his hide

>>31805475

>>31805733

What episode did that gif come from?

>>31806347
Gilda

>>31806347
Griffon the Brush-off, I think. Cel gets pranked with the invisible ink for some reason.

>>31806347

i think its the one with guilda.

the invisible ink prank at the end.

>>31806311
(¬_¬)

>>31806370
Pranked by Twilight, no less!

That kid's a-okay by me.

>>31806389
But...Twilight is supplying her the ink? What?

>>31805625
>old spice commercials
>2011
wow, people still give a shit about those?

Rainbow Dash and Sonic is a cool crossover combination

Hell even the song has some things in common

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VND5nxXkJg

>>31806389
Uh, no? It's her own supply of disappearing ink, she just uses it by accident. The idea is that Celestia is also a prankster.

fuck that, she's a master-class troll[/spoiler

>>31806134
Before you go, I suggest reading these for a more proper response than the ones you have gotten.

>>31806235
>>31806184

Most people just don't like to deal with these questions because they are asked constantly. Though to be fair, it is sort of a weird thing to see if you don't know what's going on.

>>31806426

too bad sonic is dead

there will never be a good sonic game

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>31806202
Well animated, though.

Mind you, we've been able to say that for every episode so far.
Which is pretty awesome.


I want to say that, because it was a new writer, she was getting her legs or having to try extra hard or something. I mean, it took half of season 1 for the show to go from "Occasionally amusing" to good.

pinkie pie needs hugs to live

will you help her to survive

>>31806439

>there will never be a good sonic game

*Ahem*

>>31806432
I'm pretty sure it was the same ink Rainbow Dash swapped for Twilight's own, and Celestia was using the ink for her reply letter.

I'm not really married to the idea but it's nice to think Twilight is willing to prank around.

>>31806426
the thing they have in common is that they're both shit, fast, and have autistic fans

>>31806439
But Generations was a good game

>>31806423
OH MAN HAVE YOU SEEN THAT NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT AD WITH CHUCK NORRIS

HAHAHA, "10 million players are playing WoW only because Chuck Norris allows them to" FUCKEN HILAR

There's something wrong with this thread...

>>31806475
sonic gen sucked ass
get over your nostalgia goggles

>>31806439
>there will never be a good sonic game
think before you type dumbass.

>>31806426
>Rainbow Dash and Sonic is a cool crossover combination

>>31806433
>my response
>not proper
WELL UP YOURS ANON

>>31806019
I'd rather it be an original composition, preferably William Anderson since he's already been shown to compose songs conveying heroism and grandiosity when given the right scene.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHIZ7No5iOM

poni

>>31806324
Great, now i'm seeing a Canterlot that looks like a Mountainside Rapture with fantasy elements.

>>31806499
What, other than we talk enough about Sonic to BE Sonic fandom?

>>31806499
Of course there is.

>>31806454

i have terminal ponitis