>there is absolutely nothing remarkable about you or anything you are capable of doing, and you will never be mentioned on TV unless you are killed in a car accident or accidentally hit by an experimental aircraft

Why were they building that high-rise in ponyville, anyway?

>>31799694
There we go.

I've made unexpectedly quick progress on my work for the night, so I'm taking a break to draw some more. Requests pl0x

>>31799694
haha, great, that's every single one of my days till I get the next game.

Right! This is it, the moment a few of you have been waiting for and most didn't even know was going to roll around. It's here, it's ready, it's got Soarin'xApplejack, Pinklight and Flarity, it's chapter two of Leave Your Crusts!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IKGpU-jX1YNLLGZMNgfJiJsxtLgDHOVN3uIPDi_E4Z8/edit

With sincere apologies from the chef, who begs your forgiveness for allowing things to take so long. Hopefully there won't be such a great deal of hiatus next time! Please enjoy!

>>31799720
Soarin kissing spitfire.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31799740
No shipping please.

>>31799720
Trixie imploding from overuse of magic

>>31799757

>>31799738
>SoarinxAJ
>Flarity

>>31799740
>shipping

>>31799757
Smile, you son of a bitch.

where the mare do well porn at

>>31799765
Soarin kissing a pie?

>>31799703
Just go crazy and kill a bunch of people or something, thats newsworthy

>>31799771
heheh. doin' it.

>>31799789

>that feel when you make tons of MLP art, well known in quite a few places on the internet, but not a single person related to your real life knows about a single image or even that you watch the show, yet you don't hide it at all
Anyone else know of this?
I feel I'm the only one, but figured I'd ask anyway.

>>31799703
Good luck with your liberal arts degree.

>>31799738

>>31799808
I got on public access for being in a regional spelling bee when I was 12

>>31799703
>you will only be a statistic

"Today, two people died in a tragic factory accident."

"Did you know that one out of ten people who work at that factory die in horrible fashions?"

"Oh, I didn't know that Tim, now back to sports."

>>31799757
WHY!?

>>31799703
>>31799703
Hmm...what's that comic with the guys who are all "we will never be noteworthy and no one will remember us once we die" and the second panel is just them going "PHEW!"

>>31799834
that's me, I'm the secret watcher, just like the guy next door might be a rapist and you'd never know

>>31799834
Wouldn't want people seeing all that futa you draw, now would we?

>>31799757
>
>>31799834
I don't hide what I do, all of my friends know I watch and two of them know I draw.
Also my close family knows too.

So I just realized something. As much as I mention the whole Pinkie Pie x Rarity OTP bullshit, I've never actually drawn a damn thing relating to it.

Throw out some requests now, I could really use some ideas. And yes, this is who you think it is.

>>31799860
There's a picture of my chest deformity in a medical textbook, because the surgery had such a successful outcome, the doctor spent half an hour taking pictures of me because he was so proud of the outcome.

>>31799907
No ross.

>>31799880
>>31799889
>yet you don't hide it at all

>>31799907
Them hanging out at a bar

>>31799913
Royalties from each book sold. Royalties!

Would you carry a pony?

This looks like a barrel of fuck but i'm posting it anyway

Deal w/ it

>>31799913
The outcome that it became a deformity or that you didn't die?

TICKY ENACTING HIS NEW POPULARITY GAINING SKILLS, OBNOXIOUS BEHAVIOR ON THE INTERNET!

GOD DAMN IT YOU FAGGOTS, PAY ATTENTION TO ME.

I wanna try my hand at drawing some ponies. Anyone got some good drawing guides?

>>31799907
Pinkie and Rarity playing skyrim

>>31799943
Fireman style, if I could

>>31799961
Ok. Now what

>>31799946
At least you're using circles. Some people can't even grasp that.

Looks good though.

>>31799943
I would try and fail.

>>31799943
Sure, it could be cute.
Especially if they were tired.

>posting in a ponies general
More like thread deleted and everyone banned again, mirite guys~

Too bad tank was a one shot character apparently and will never show up again, even when we get a SECOND dash episode in a row.

>>31799960
A stock photo of a successful outcome, compared alongside the deformity beforehand. Pectus excavatum, it's when your sternum sinks in, it's not that uncommon.

>>31799966
Did Skyrim became a meme or something? The game wasn't that good to be mentioned everywhere on the internet

>>31799946
It's not so bad at all! Thank you for sharing. Are you willing to draw more?

>>31799961
I recall Daftykins having this one flashing monstrosity of a GIF that screamed "LOOK AT MY FUCKING COMMENT", you should ask him for that.

>>31799965
Shapes!

>>31799575
I don't really understand, sorry.

>>31799863
What're you smilin' at?

>>31800016
The head isn't a perfect ball like that though.

>>31800007
Well... ask vidya. I mean it's not THAT good. It's fun A buzzword sure but it awaken every single Bethesda fanboy in universe.

>>31799943
I would carry a pony everywhere I went
I would be that strongman who carries a pony

Please poni don't hurt them

>>31800007
I guess in the way MLP is only a meme, because nobody actually likes it.

>>31800021
Who's smiling?

>>31800016
How do I draw pony?

>>31800016
that open wing looks like ass.

Can someone link me to youtube's video of yesterday's FIM episode?

>>31799694
>mfw everyday

>>31799980
Uh, now is the part where I shit talk other artists yet refuse critique on my own art, apparently becoming like Ross.
Also, I should shit talk Ross.

>>31800012
That sounds perfect!

>>31800047
Who? What? Where? Who's hurting who?

>>31800049
well most bronies are more like fans of the fandom than fans of the show

>>31800018
You're being trolled.

>>31799771
done.

>>31800061
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI

>>31800061
Someone needs to humanize that comic

>>31799703
things could be worse, you could die from auto-erotic asphyxiation and be famous, then afterwards everyone would remember you as "that guy who died hanging himself and trying to jerk off at the same time", if you're not famous, then no one cares

>>31799655

Have you thought that it's possible that derpy's eyes are like that because she has vertigo?

It makes sense to me. A flying pony with vertigo. So when she flies, she can't really fly right.

>>31800037
>>31800059
Don't like it, don't use it. It's what I used to start out with. You don't have to follow it exactly.
I also used this one.

>>31800132
Or you could be Mr. Hands.

>>31800012

I drew Dash too but it's pretty bad. I know what I did wrong but I can't really fix it at this point.

>>31800115
...wat?

You mean. "Oh, suddenly horse genitals appeared on my body?"

>>31800061
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI

>>31800152
it's crippling glaucoma

>>31800088

>You will never frolic on a beach with your favorite pony, your eyes meeting in mutual love, understanding and readiness to go the next step, as the sunsets and you slowly remove your swimsuit the Imperial Guards come, filling your body with bullets and violently raping your favorite pony

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>31800164
That's a case of an unremarkable person dying in a remarkable way. Even the average Joe can become famous if he's killed by an exotic flesh eating virus.

The animators sure do love crooked eyes.

>>31800170
It's not so bad! That left foreleg is a bit off, but it would be far worse. Keep practicing and you'll improve, and soon enough you'll be drawing with the best of them.

Tess, you streaming tonight?

>MLPG
>Skyrim
>kneaded eraser that I've been playing with for the passed 40 minutes
Fuck this day. I'm never gonna finish inking this shit.

>>31800170
Well that's very good for starters.
>>31800157
I didn't mean I don't like it, just that the head isn't completely correct there.
It's still good for starting.

what if pony

was souffle

>>31800226
Man, Dash is a terrible dike

>>31800085
If he's talking to Kein then it's not trolling. He really believes that stuff about inborn ability.

>>31800003
Is that you Cease_?

>>31800182
That seems a bit extreme.

>>31800170
This
>>31800228

If you see your own mistakes that's even better.

I can't wait to tourneyfag the fuck out of this game.

It looks like a really decent fighter and the developers actually sound like they know what the fuck they are doing.

Gameplay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYnBcwd4Os
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSlnZxvi37s

Livestream Parts 1-4:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR9qtgIi3Rw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qfHY29eIUg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc_IHSg6-1E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTKRRf85vZ4

Soundtrack:

>Twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJ21k3Hylo

>Applejack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIPOeXQ793Q

>That feel when this is going to be game of the millennium.

>>31800226
Speaking of which, where was derpy in the new ep?

>>31800226
>lyra's_seapenis_cum.png

>>31800257
I'm willing to believe that the person bitching at SB really is that retarded. But I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here.

>>31800253
I fucking hate you

>>31800259
Nope, but if you want to send me money, I'm all for it.

>>31799907
>>31799720
Draw Crusaders with their pets. Scoot with some bird or something rather cool, Applebloom with little piglet and sad Sweetie behind them trying to play with her pet which is little pile of poo.

>>31800257
>Kein
I really hate that guy. But at the same time he seems like he's legitimately retarded, so I can never bring myself to tell him to shut up and go away.

Pregnant ponies.

>>31800302
Faggot.

so how about those dolphin caves

>>31800274
Yeah, my goal is to rape everybody here in that game.

>>31800132
Apparently auto-erotic asphyxiation is the most common cause of suicide. No somebody who hanged him or her self? Probably masturbating.

>>31800333
>preggity

>>31800253
>mfw

Good show.

>>31800344
but I'm not in the game, how can you rape me?

>>31800302
Fuck you and your sweetiebelle hate, no drawfaggotry for you

>>31800302
Gavalanches thing. I never understood it. Better for Me I guess.

>>31800344
I want you to rape me

>>31800324
It's fine, he normally goes away on his own if he dislikes you enough and keep having a different opinion than him.

>>31800324
>>31800371

Huh. Never heard of the guy. And I thought I knew all the aspie haters around here.

>>31800333
fine

>>31800286
>>31800226
>there was a new ep

HOLY SHIT.

I woke up early yesterday morning around 11 or so and it was the discord episode.

So I thought, "aww man, no new ponies."

Awesome surprise! New ponies!

>>31800347
it's a hell of a way to go out, normally it's reported as a plain suicide, because the person that finds you hopefully has the common courtesy to zip your pants back up and wipe the area down with a paper towel

pony should fit it all in

>>31800411
I like him.

He really does care about beginning drawers. Have pretty interesting and complex ideas for works and is big fan of Celestia.

>>31800349
Is that thing even finished yet? I saved the PDF a while ago I bet there's more now

>>31800436
Oh how I would love to live in your little dream world.

Krek sure likes his Lyra/BonBon

>>31800361
Draw Applejack yelling at some random pony NO APPLES FOR YOU!

>>31800466
Look at that face, she is so full of herself, fucking cunt

>>31800458
Sounds like a first class jackass to me.

>>31800286
yup

>>31800371
I'd like that to be true... I've been ignoring him for a fairly long time and he's still around.

>>31800411
He posts only as anon in here. Everywhere else he's known as Kein. Streams, dA, etc.

>>31800482
I never see this coming!
Also they look like whores.

>>31800474
Well the last chapter on google docs has "birth" as a tag so I'd think it is.

>>31800490
look at that bitch, she has the fucking audacity to be happy

[$$$SWAG ALLIANCE$$$]
proposing name for this baby
Swag Babby

>>31800513
Being happy? She doesn't deserve her friends.

>>31800482

>>31800515
>swag babby
oddly suiting, lets make it happen

>>31800482

>watermark

What an asshat.

>>31800515
No, swag is for wiggers and niggers. I say we name him Fry, becuase of his silly hair.

>>31800480
It's amazing really.

I wake up and suddenly I get blowjobs from ponies and mermaids while it rains candy and party liquor.

>>31800515
>[$$$SWAG ALLIANCE$$$]
>>>/mu/

>>31800509
>mfw I forget to log out of my google account and someone starts talking to me through that chat thing, watching me read pony porn

you know who you are

>>31800515
Elvis

>>31800515
we should call him hobgoblin

>>31800547
no
swag can be for babies as well
and this babby has it

>>31800580
Second

>>31800458
I think he's a nice guy but he oversteps his bounds when it comes to directing artists on how to manage their styles, and I will never share his views on talent and ability. It just sounds like he hit a wall with his own art at some point as is projecting it onto others.

>>31800515
Rusty

>>31800515

no thanks disil

did you have your dose yet

>>31800579
does it really say your names when logged in? Everyone could see my name Dena?

>>31800606

>Dash rests her tail on Scootaloo's head.png

>>31800630
yep

>>31800515
>baby Knight Shade

>>31800579
>mfw roommates and I don't care about talking about porn no matter the subject matter
Awesome friends thread? Awesome friends thread.

>>31800580
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU59BEMy5GE

>>31800611
BWAHAHAH, don't be that bad anon

>>31800630
No GoogleDocs only shows the name of the author if he's present and logged in. Everyone else is Anonymous.

>>31800580
fuck that shit

>>31800611
even gayer

>>31800618
fuck you unearthed

>>31800629
>googly-eyed babby ponies
god damn my heart

>>31800611
Sup

>>31800630
Wait, so those that went to the page I posted for NTSTS saw my name? Meh, everyone knows my name eventually.

>>31800648
pony porn?

>>31800547
Seconding Fry.
>>31800610
Never noticed that but on the other side haven't seen or heard from him in a while.

>>31800629
>My mind is full of apples.jpeg

>>31800579
you were reading Preggity?

I DREW THIS INSTEAD OF A REQUEST

>>31800629
can I get individual ones with the transparency intact?

Sorry I'm late with this, but here's a request I got from earlier today: "Sarcastic Single Mom and her daughter running into Fluttershy at the park - her daughter likes Fluttershy, Sarcastic Single Mom does not, but unfortunately she needs her to keep her rebellious little girl in check."

>>31800629
It was only a matter of time...
I like that version better than my original.

>>31800671
That's what I thought but I've seen some names that I didn't think were the author's

>>31800648
I have a friend who has a brother who whenever I talk to him porn comes up. It's so funny to watch how uncomfortable he gets.

>>31800705
We make fun of a lot of things. Remember when I said I like the art if it's style is nice and well done? Ya, that's what we talk about if it's drawn. We don't discuss the actions in it unless we find it hilarious.

>>31800648
I don't like having roommates, the last one had the audacity to tell me not to drink on a Sunday morning, and his girlfriend would call up in the middle of the fucking night and cry for hours about something stupid

>>31800515

Yes, it is a noice name, disil.

>>31800712
derpy is a very ugly pony

>>31800648

>hey bill whats up
>oh not much
>so i was reading this my little pony porn fanfiction the other day...

>>31800749
uguu~

>>31800515

GRATE IDEA UHHUHUHUHclaz

How many of you keep pony a secret? Or better question, does anyone know you like ponies?

Personally, no one knows I like mlp. And I fucking love mlp. Never had any close calls while watching it

>>31800712

now draw her as the prettiest pone

The best thing Hasbro could possibly do with their blind-bag background pony names is make a Doctor Whooves figurine and call him Doc Rusty. Cue fandom blackflip and devising of a sweet-ass metal chariot.

>>31800629
If Pony babies actually look like that, and it wasn't a one off abomination, I fucking hate Faust.

She says "hurr they reproduce like normal" but then she makes them look like that.


Fucking inconsistent bitch.

If you're not going to go all the fucking way in consistency, then just say they fucking bud or shit.

Fucking Faust, and if it wasn't her, fuck the animator/writer who decided on it.

Fuck them with barbed cat dicks.

>>31800767
>drinking on Sunday morning
Your own personal communion, tell him to respect your beliefs

>>31800767
My roommates are people I've known for a few years. One of them is even my first roommate since coming here for college. I will only let someone stay if I've known them for a long time.

>>31800815

My whole "main" circle of friends likes it except for one guy who ribs the rest of us for watching it.

>>31800817
I made her derpiest once.

...but now after hearing a lot about ugliest I want to draw her pretty though.

>>31800838
Faust helped write this season but she had nothing to do with the art direction.

>>31799615
PONIES U SEY???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cIimwXz9U

>>31800838
shut up CL

There have not been any lyra/bon bon moments at all this season except for that thing in lesson zero

Is lyra bon bon a dead meme?

>>31800815
Like three friends of mine know that I like pony. One of them even watches it.

>>31800889

They were together twice in the new episode.

>>31800749
>he did my request
i am so pleased, it's great! thanks, man!

>>31800889

I hope so

>>31800815
My roommates watch it. I'm the only one that draws it. Hell, my mom knows it too. She's laughed at this pic before.

>>31800838
Are you retard or something? How is this inconsistency retard?

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount

Surpriiiiiise

Human Pinkie and Rarity shipping inside

>>31800889
I've seen them together, but only in a crowd, so that could be just due to them being ordered that way.

But I did see these two front and center

>>31800815
I'm waiting for my mom to get home so we can smoke a joint and watch the new episode together

>>31800875
Then whose fucking fault is it?
I want to murder/get them kicked off the show for those abominations.

I can't function while living with other people, I do things that no other human being is supposed to know about you on a daily basis, and things that would get me evicted and thrown in prison

>>31800933
Dont you mean LE show together?

Anyone seen the MLP article at AdAge.com?

It's not bad.

>>31800881
That's Dinofag. The barbed cat penis line is the giveaway.

>>31800815
I have two friends who I watch MLP with and my sister. Good times.

Except for my sister who I think is pretty ponychan tier when it comes to the show.

>>31800973
Huh, well, CL is just the only one I've heard made that complaint. And besides, Dino is a giant attention whore. Why wouldn't he put on his trip?

>>31800815
As far as anybody IRL knows, I only watch it because my kid watches it.

>>31800815
I do. But that's just more of not talking about it.

>>31800838
Might I remind you its a cartoon
tell me
how would a lanky baby horse look?

>>31800815
None may know.

>>31800881
To be fair though, that baby was fairly horrifying.

>>31800921
Also, my mom's the reason I like drawing weird things. She got me into the Alien movies, The Thing, and pretty much every awesome sci-fi movie when I was a kid.

>>31800889
watch more closley.

They've appeared together at least once per episode, minus May the Best Pet Win.

>>31800876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Ky4RTtqMs&feature=youtu.be

>>31800815
Secret why would I? I recently even got My dorm roommate to watch an episode. After that He wanted to see another one. Everything for people but with some distance.

>>31800889

They have been seen together in every episode background ponies have been in so far. The only real gag they got was their fight in lesson zero though.

>>31801007
No, lots of people hate the baby. Dinofag often posts without his name on. Whether he's samefagging, or just trying to start shit. Also, he's the one faggot who's constantly bitching about CL, so I'm guessing you're Dinofag too.

>>31801027
Like filly Fluttershy!

>>31800817
delivered

>>31800815
I think my brother knows, because he sees me on here once and a while, never says anything about it. That's pretty much our relationship to one another, we don't say anything to anyone about anything we see each other do. Except when I'm stumbling drunk on a weekday, fucking do-gooder.

>>31801069
Dinofag samefags as everyone.
Even the people who hate Dinofag.

>>31801076
right, and did she look like a baby?
not really.

>>31801052
AJ with her oversized hat has the be the cutest

Right, guys, taking Rainbow Dash-related drawing requests on behalf of Reuniclus. Bring 'em in.

>>31801129
Rainbow Dash with her hair backwards.

>>31801069
Who isn't Dinofag...?

>>31801117
She can use that hat as a little boat.

>>31801129
Dash trying to help FS with her flying.

>>31801129
Rainbow dash Eating a whole house

>>31801129
Rainbow Dash with her baby that we talked about yesterday

>>31801117
It has to be an oversized hat for her abnormally gigantic head

After falling out of fame in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash went South of the border seeking further fame, and ended up roped into seedier activities, like donkey and pony shows.

>>31801137
Me. I think.

>>31801129
her lying flat on her back staring blankly at the clouds

>>31801154
>Humanized Dash topless with a Mexican Sombrero

Fund it.

>>31801137
The most handsome, generous, intelligent, and beautiful tripfriend in the world.

>>31801129
Dash getting a mugshot

>>31801129

rainbow dash playing Frisbee golf with cloudkicker and showers

>>31801154

Those are clearly not donkey dicks what are you talking about i cannot imagine a good girl like dash getting involved with public donkey gangbangs for money what is wrong with you

>>31801129
Rainbow Dash having a really bad day, physically. The trail she leaves behind her reflects that condition. The condition being artist's choice.

>>31800815
my friends already knew since November
but after the whole 'brony' outbreak and when it became /b/ level, I started hiding that shit
then it became fucking Reddit and tumblr level
I immediately hid that shit

my closest friends know though, and my mom, but they already know I had a thing for colorful shit and cartoons. so they weren't odded out by it

>>31800958
I learned that means about reddit, but I got that pic here. Here is where I first learned about reddit even

>>31801154
I love the idea of the mane six utterly falling from grace and fame, ending up forgotten/shamed. Someone should draw the six of them on a dirty streetcorner somewhere.

>>31801201
>>31801189
>>31801148
>>31801145
>>31801142
>>31801136
Right, thanks, guys. That's all.

>>31801129
Rainbow Dash, being burned at the stake for her hubris.

>>31801215
>i cannot imagine a good girl like dash getting involved with public donkey gangbangs for money
I can't imagine her NOT doing that now.

>>31801263
She does love the attention.

>>31801237
And then Pinkie Pie hesitantly offers "Hey, at least we're all still together, right?"

>>31801263
That's really more of a Rarity kind of thing.

>>31801263
That's your problem, not anyone else's.

>>31801215
sure you can!

>>31801201
Cloudkicker wouldn't hang out with Dash, she thinks Dash is a huge cunt

>>31801298
and she'd still have that "I really wish I wasn't here right now" look on her face, getting nailed from behind bent over a bus stop bench

>>31801326
>headcanon

>>31801326

she kind of is

>>31801342
Wait, are we talking about Rarity as a broken, destitute prostitute, or as a donkey show performer? Because I don't imagine a lot of donkey shows happen at bus stops.

>>31801298
>Mai waifu is not a slut!

>>31801397
the former I think.

>>31801378
>fanon

Hm... have anyone some understandable tutorials for adobe flash? I mean something rather unofficial since those adobe provided helps are rather long, boring as fuck teaches nothing.

>>31801326

exactly.

one of those awkward boss/employee company picnics or something. nobody really likes each other and it's awkward.

>>31801420
It's funny because you're saying the exact same thing.

>>31801437
>>31801326
Huh, I just noticed this, but I might be wrong. Does it look like Reuc has a problem with rather boring and static poses?

>>31801462
Not really im just saying what he is saying.

>>31801080
I would take that pon out to a nice dinner. I would walk with that pon along the lake. I would try to kiss that pon after walking her home. I would that pon

>>31801387
Please.
When you are as awesome as Dash, it doesn't matter how you act.
It took the combined efforts of five ponies to even match her awesomeness.

>>31801474
No you're right, he's INCREDIBLY flat, static, etc.

>>31801474
How so? I'm not really an artfag, I can't comment too extensively. When it comes down to it, if there's a problem it's generally my fault in the tumblr's case, because I tell him exactly what I want to a tee.

>>31801456
I have a relative that dies for every one of those parties. I have to keep track of which ones are dead, because I'm running out of relatives to kill. I usually say it's an aunt's friend or something like that. It can't be someone that they'd actually know, like say I say my grandmother died, then my boss calls the house when she's over here, and she picks up the phone.

>>31801474
between those pictures? and there's only so much to be done with the pony body before you kick and scream about off-model

>>31799615
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2cIimwXz9U

>>31801530
well, just look at these pics
>>31801456
>>31801437
>>31801326

I might be wrong, but it looks to me as though it's just them standing around, no motion at all.

>>31801532
>mfw my boss gets on really well with all the employees and we enjoy the company meals

>>31801574
Oh, and rather simple facial expressions.

I love the line art and shading though, that's brilliant.

>>31801574
but they are.

>>31801497
Now think if there was a combined effort of five donkeys.

>>31801574
Well, the first and second, definitely, but that's because there's no motion in them. They're not moving. The third looks fine to me, man, but like I said, I'm not an artfag. You might be seeing problems I'm not qualified or equipped to see or comment on. Maybe you should talk to Reu about it?

>>31801574
ponies are boring and static creatures

>>31801650
Well, in the second, they're shouting and pointing. That should indicate some kind of motion

Even standing still has some force, some demonstration of motion. but I will talk to him.

>>31801624
>Company meal
The fuck is that?
Like you're entire company shares a meal?

>>31801649
Can dash handle that much?

>>31801651
Exception to every rule

I'm gonna try streaming All Dogs Go to Heaven.

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

Don'tsuckdon'tsuckdon'tsuckdon'tsuckdon'tsuck

>>31801712
One sandwich

>>31801712
It's where a bunch of disgruntled employees sit over cold macaroni casserole and talk about "the company image" and "social networking". Then maybe someone will point at some graphs, or talk about the customer, and mention new inane policies about computer usage.

>>31801712
We eat out for certain national holidays. Like a company Christmas party. Employer pays for all the food and drinks. It is a fairly small business though, only about 20~ employees.

>>31801739
If not, she must rise to the challenge and do what needs to be done.

>>31801765
Is is Subways?

>>31801701
I brought it up to Reu and he pretty much has the same issue - he's saying the same thing you are. He keeps it so show-accurate, and he doesn't know how to fix this problem. A lot of you guys are sort of defending him, even other artists like Rose, but none of you can really explain what the fuck is going on and why this matters. It all looks superb to me, so seriously, you're bringing it up with the wrong guy, man. Sorry!

This's one from earlier.

>>31801743
I should mention I was mostly doing it for a guy who requested it a couple of days ago, but never got to see it. If he doesn't show, I'll probably switch to something else.
Iron Giant maybe.

>>31801650
>>31801574

hmm, i'm seeing what you guys mean. reuniclus's coloring style just seems to make things looks "stiff"

its still really nice for still shots. but when things are in motion it just looks...off.

it doesnt really matter anyway. jellyman just needs to DRAW MORE. i mean what one picture every few weeks? pick up the pace, i like his stuff.

>>31801822
I'd be game for that

>>31801743
>Tess streaming
YES!
>a movie
OH WELL THAT'S FINE TOO I GUESS.

>>31801804
> why this matters.
because to me, static images are boring images.

I kinda want to draw something.

>>31801781
So a lunch meeting, but they supply the food.
Sounds horrible.

>>31801834
Oh, you know what. they remind me of cardstock/cardboard cuts out, which can be sometimes hard to look really fluid (not to say that I don't love that vibrant look at all, though)

>>31801860
so draw something
involving power tools

>>31801860
baby rainbow dash

>>31801852
you are very valued

>>31801887
You got it.

>>31801860
Draw Sweetie Belle trying to do handstand

>>31801852
That's your problem, man, not mine. I'm fine with static images. Take it up with him, he's not fine with them either, wants to fix them, but I like it either way.

He is trying a new style. Give me a sec, I'll pull up a couple of his new things and you can tell me what you think about them.

>>31801868
This is the best case scenario, I'm being the optimist here, there aren't many cubicle jobs left for the college graduate to take.

>>31801868
Maybe if it was corporate. But I said everyone in the company gets on really well. And even if they didn't nobody's going to turn down a free steak dinner and whatever alcohol they can throw down their throats if they are amicable in the least with their co-workers.

QUICK NAME A PONY

>>31801943
Wait, you didn't even respond to my post.
fuck you

>>31801860

anything but that thing

>>31799615
Is there anything (apart from MLP obviously) that pic is referencing? Its style seems vaguely familiar.

>>31801956
Sir Dicksalot

>>31801956
rarity

Another request: "Draw Applejack striking a menacing pose".

hfaklfhklsdhf. I think I should practice a lot more before coming back and ask for requests...

>>31801956
an existing one or a new name all together?

>>31801956

SCARCASTIC PONE

>>31801956
I shall name this one, "Puddin"

>>31801834
I'm guessing Reuniclus must hate FS or something?

>>31801956
Strawberry Shake

>>31801943
I'll have a few drinks with a co-worker, I don't get drunk around people. Drunk for me means furious or catatonic, there's no in between.

>>31801984
It's impossible to NOT hate Fluttershy.

>>31801943
>Free steak dinner
I fucking hate you.
I only get free coffee and whatever I can steal from the fridge.

>>31801976
Also, Hopopo is part of Applejack's cutie mark for some reason.

So I just noticed something when putting together a video. In cutie mark chronicles during Fluttershy's flashback for just a single frame before the rainboom you can see Rainbow Dash flying towards the ground. Its just crazy how detailed they were in that episode.
>pic related

>>31802010
are you that Indian fucker that keeps eating my apple

>>31801913
this is a brand new doodle reu drew up earlier today, dude. i don't know, it's the very latest thing he's drawn. where do you go from here? how do you improve? what's the solution?

>>31801852
I don't like any pictures.

Either it's animated or it's nothing.

>>31802010
>steal from the fridge
I knew someone was taking my turkey sandwiches!

>>31802006
>hating ponies

>>31802039
.
If you don't want me eating it, maybe you should put it in a bag or something.

>>31801984

not at all

>>31802006
you mean Rainbow Dash

Put the tablet away or do one more drawing?

>>31802010
It's going to make me a little sad when I leave the company and I no longer have an awesome boss who loves doing nice things for her employees and her clients on the side of keeping us all in check properly.

>>31802010
>and whatever I can steal from the fridge.
Touch my caprisun and i'll shit on your keyboard

>>31802010
>stealing from the fridge

You'll get yours someday you swine

Jailbait got b& for posting ponies in the pony general.

>>31801976
You might like looking at this:

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3558309/Ken_Hultgren_-_The_Art_of_Animal_Drawing

Is there anything (apart from MLP, obviously) that pic in the OP is referencing? Its style seems vaguely familiar.

>people throw cream buns in the bin, still sealed in their packaging

fuck you I'm having that

i feel like being an enormous faggot today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVnzpq8nlZw

Dawn poked precariously between stacks of dusty tomes. The haze of particles cast brilliant, well defined beams of light towards the splintery wooden floor.
The workshop lay still in the early hours. several tables stank with foul odors from unsuccessful experiments the night before. Blown glass tubes stood within wooden holders, each containing liquids of incredibly varied colors. Several littered the floor, their contents long since evaporated in the morning heat.
Bookshelves dominated the walls, lined with poorly kept texts covering every possible subject. A few very raggedy journals lay strewn about, their pages covered in markings and symbols and notes and sketches, their secrets laid bare to the no-one in particular.

In one corner, a small square with a soft cotton layer barely held aloft a mass of steel blue scales punctuated by three prominent horns and a brilliant head crest. The mass groaned and turned over, only for one eye to be brought to bear with an errant sunbeam.

“Oh for pity’s sake...” the blue blob rumbled.
With great effort, Retcai grasped consciousness and shed the warm embrace of sleep.
“Did i leave my alembic out-”
The groggy question answered itself quite suddenly. A blown glass contraption sat upon a nearby table, its interior covered in an inky black substance.
An enormous hoof met bleary face in a sign of frustration and acceptance of the task of cleaning the mess up.
with an almighty creak, Retcai managed to roll over into an upright position, upsetting many of the floorboards in the process. The wooden groans seemed to indicate his great weight wasn’t exactly welcome.
Before he could behind the long process of properly cleaning the device, a bustling and mumbling from outside caught his attention.

>>31802144
I'd like to know that too, I just wrote it off as crazy town sort of thing or just something I would never understand even if they were to tell me what it was.

>>31802125
>>31802108
>>31802058
>MFW someone tried to stop me by putting a ton of hot sauce on a sandwich
>MFW it was the best sandwich I ever stole

>>31802082
>Fluttershy and baby penguins

Oh god dammit my heart can't ta-HNNNNNGGGGHHHH

>>31802170
>>31802200
Doublefaggot

I developed a theory in college that no one in the world will actually steal seltzer. I had a bottle of club soda in the dorm fridge for over 6 months and it was never even opened. This was a dorm where someone took a half eaten jar of jam that expired over a year ago. Since then, I've taken to liking seltzer water, because you can be sure that no one will ever want to steal it. The theory has proven true, I've never once had someone steal my seltzer from me.

>>31802235
carbonated water is fucking disgusting

>>31802166
my nigga

People would toss bananas and fruit with spots, and I'd take that shit out of the trash, wash it off and eat it

>>31802235
That's because club soda is fucking gross.

>>31802235
I fucking love Club Soda and would steal it in a heartbeat.

I'm trying to figure out how to use Gimp. Someone give me an image to alter or something.

>>31802144
>>31802205
http://shutterflye.deviantart.com/art/Silly-ponies-doing-stuff-252925495

no.

>>31802235
If I didn't have any coke or ginger ale I'd steal your seltzer to mix with whiskey and bitters

>>31802260
>>31802271
Clearly this system is working

>>31802095
put it away forever and kill yourself

>>31802287
>>31802289
This one

>>31802302
Hey man, at the end of the day it's you who's the freak that likes seltzer. Your loss.

>>31802260
>>31802271

I drink plain tonic water too, no gin. Everyone takes offense to that, I like it, fuck you.

I have erotic fantasies about ponies at work.

>>31802339
I wasn't the guy who posted the seltzer thing, I don't like it either

>>31802200
what is this? it's strangely compelling

>>31802289

Go for it.

>>31802342
I know what you're trying to do and it won't work

>>31802360
so do I

I pitch tents and walk around campus fixing things, nobody gives a fuck

>>31802139
Oh. I'll take a look at that. Thank you.

>>31802384
What do I do with it?

>>31802339

I like Circus Peanuts, too. Candy corn can get fucked, though.

>>31802342
You know, we just finished that discussion, man. You're a bit late.

>>31802431
I dunno, make her hair a different color? Go nuts.

>>31802431
get high, then you tell me

>>31802431
fap to it then download paint'net like a man

>>31802414
>Pitch tents
As in actual tents or the euphemism for a male erection?

>>31802431
Make her be dressed as a better character

>>31802360
I sometimes fap to ponies at work. But usually it's just amateur porn on mother1ess.

>>31802436
>Circus Peanuts
You disgust me.

>>31802456
I have no weed, I could get drunk but I don't think that will help
.>>31802454
I'll try it!

>>31802471
as in the euphemism

I've never had anyone ask me to set up a tent, I had one lady that was convinced that the projector was off, even thought it was set to factory defaults, I usually just ignore her.

>>31802360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

new trot
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195
>>31802195

>>31801887
Power tools and ponies. Here you go

>>31802559
nope

>>31802535
Oh

Guys, I just masturbated to the thought of making sweet, if degrading love to Sarcastic Single Mom Horse after putting the sweet baby to bed, and it really makes me want to kill myself

wat do

>>31802559
You must be new here. No new threads until image limit because Pony threads move about five times faster than the rest of /co/.

Rainbow Dash is still the best pony, and I'm the best human. You're totes gel of our swag.

>>31802559
>trot

stop this

>>31802559
Man we aren't even at the image limit, hold your horses.

>>31802599

Kill yourself.

>>31802564

>>31802613
>>31802606
MAN i can never fucking tell
how do I find out when we hit bump limit/image limit?

>>31802599
that's not that bad, I usually have dreams about getting Fluttershy drunk to the point of being semi-comatose, then taking advantage of her and covering her mouth to muffle her squeaks

>>31802664
Get an extension.

>>31802664
Download 4chan x. Alternatively wait until people stop posting images.

>>31802664
Get an automatic post updater that tells you in the top corner.

>>31802664
Get a 4chan extension, you pleb.

new thread

>>31802195

New thread

>>31802773
No retard we are not using your shitty troll thread.

>>31802692
I sometimes dream about making sweet sweet friendship to Dash and Scootaloo.

>>31802696
>>31802701
>>31802703
>>31802707
I'm so fucking stupid
I do have 4chan x
and I was looking IN the thread and completely disregarded that fucking floating box
my bad
image limit is 150 and bump limit is 500, right?

>>31802773
fuck off

>>31802802
bump is 300

>>31802802
nigga you high?

>>31802819
I thought that
then I saw: Posts: 408 Images: 117
wat
is it because over 108 people are saging?

>>31802864
I don't think you fully understand how bump limits work.

>>31802898
don't posts cause bumps unless saged??
god damn it I thought I understood this shit in 2008

>>31802864
Bump limit just prevents the thread from bumping. it will very slowly work its way down the bottom of page 15 and then 404. threads normally stay a few hours after bump limit.

>>31802928
This thread is sinking to the back pages, just very slowly because /co/ is not a particularly fast board.

>>31802851
a little, why?

>>31802928
Threads get bumped to the top of page 1 every time somebody posts until there are 300+ posts. You can continue to make posts after 300 but it won't bump the thread up. Image limit is 150, and after that point no further images can be posted in the thread.

We ride out threads to the image limit so that there isn't a MLPG on the top of /co/ all day.

>>31802955
because you must have smoked your brain into oblivion if you haven't noticed that by now

>>31802943
>>31802950
>>31802985
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH