derpy is a very ugly pony

happypones

Happy pony is best pony

>>31792725
sadpones

"Come get your free annual check-up!"

It's time.

sadpone

ponees

You cannot know true happiness if you have never tasted sorrow

>faggots thinking ponies can be sad or happy

This is now a mare vagina general.

SURPRISE!!
I'd would have loved Pinkie as her

Happy pony.

Happy pony

>>31792748

derpy is a very pretty pony

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

smiling pones!

adorapone

>>31792790
Very nice man.

>>31792755

>>31792787
My tongue is ready

>>31792748
SHIPPING GENERAL IS BEST GENERAL

>Looks like happy pone is winning so far, but sad pone could bring it back. With still over a hundred images to go, this is turning out to be a heck of a fight! Stay tuned, everyone!

SPACE MUHREENS

happy babby pone is best pone

Just wanted to say that.

>>31792830
This is not even a fight

>>31792817
Is this ship allowed?

>>31792748
Pony shipping kissing time?

>>31792842
chingas a tu madre dooks

>>31792748

What time would that be?

>>31792817
>Twidash
>late November, 2011

Why not post Pinkieshy instead?

>>31792856
>uncontrollable blushing

AUGH I CAN'T INTO BATMAN

>>31792842

>>31792870
ew gross

>>31792857
Lo dices por que aun no subo el episodio 4 y 6 verdad?

COMPRENDEME ANON ;_ ;

>>31792879
Looks ok.

>>31792872
>Pinkieshy

Lol

>>31792870
>watermark

>Shipping
Best Ship right here, try to prove me wrong faggots

>>31792872
why not post worst ship ever?
i will post this one instead
this is the only picture i have of this ship

>>31792787
every thread is mare vagina thread

>>31792873
Overly sloppy is better.

>>31792804
The iTunes rip is out

>>31792851
Get your Luna-Pip on dog!

>>31792851
>ship allowed

>>31792870
Must early in their relationship, since Lyra can still move under her own power.

>>31792932
Fucking christ stop combining my fetishes with ponies

>>31792925
THAT IS NOT A SHIP PICTURE

THEY'RE JUST NEAR EACH OTHER
LAKSDJFLSKJLAFKSDJF;LK

>>31792851
Woona Pip!

Happy pony

>>31792915

>>31792954
dig the hole deeper and deeper, and at the bottom is the holy grail, bestiality

>>31792959
There, there Anon, chill, have some Applejack.

>>31792925
it is a wonderful ship, and the fact that you only have one picture of it saddens and distresses me
but apparently not everyone's a shipper! oh well.

>>31792900
what? it's a fun ship! i bet you're one of those >shipping folks.

>>31792961
Shake your Bon-Bon!

>>31792959
i'm sorry, it was the closest thing i had
help?

>>31792980
>Pinkieshy

>>31792983
>not posting coloured version

>>31793008
>Not renaming it infanticide.png

>>31792989
here

>>31793007
>I-I don't think two mares are supposed to do that...
>Come on! It'll be fun!

>>31792371
goddamn skirts are hot
>>31792695
happy pony all day erry day

>>31792879

see:
>>31792959

>>31793019
>it's a doll

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL527CB4233740A3EA all best songs

Who actually requested the batman and MMDW pic? It was fun, thanks. Also, more requests! My hand hasn't fallen off yet!

making up for 5 days away from my tablet

Party pony is best pony

>>31793037
>mayor Mare
ewwwww

>>31793038
I told you in the last thread, it wasn't gonna be a ship picture, they were gonna be bros.

I mean come on, it's a human and a horse. That doesn't work.

>“More than okay.” Cheerilee lies back, exposing herself for the taking. “I’m all yours.”

I fucking love Romance Reports

I RETURN

>>31793095
Please leave

>>31793092
Hey, don't spoil it.

>>31792925
Twi-Pinkie coming up!

>>31793095

>>31793037
stupid sexy ponies

>>31793095
thanks for the update

>>31793107
What's wrong with him?
I mean we have this faggot >>31793048 bothering us already.

>>31793057

requester here, it looks good.

>>31793092

the non-fap parts of the story are better than the fap parts

there, i said it

is there any vid of big macintosh and gaben debatin till end 1 hour and looped

This thread reeks of /b/

It's just a fucking image dump.

We're supposed to be DISCUSSING THE SHOW and Posting Pictures.

Unless the Spammer has evolved and realized that by spamming Pony pictures he can stealth bomb these threads.

Sad pony is best pony because I can relate.

>>31793061

What? You mean you wouldn't stare into those deep-blue eyes over a hot drink and a pastry?

I bet she loves pomp and ceremony.

>>31792915
Your shit's about to get fucked

>>31793179
Sad pony isn't best pony because it makes me want to comfort them.

>>31793153
>complain about an image dump
>post an unrelated image about it

>>31793092
Chapter please, i just want cherileexTwi.

>>31793153
/b/ is here actually, thats why thread have been shit all day

>>31793007
Did somebody say PINKIESHY!

Hey all. Beginner drawfag here.

I finally got me some nice amounts of dollahs. Should I get myself a drawing tablet or get Skyrim?

>>31793214
haha what.
i have been sending questions to that tumblr saying they should just fuck for months now
is this real?

>>31792870
best ship are delicious humans
>>31793061
excuse me what the fuck?

>>31793214
Go back to ponychan bronyshit.

>>31793215
>Get drawing tablet
>Replay Morrowind with graphics mod

>>31793256
Nice to see you too.

>be outside
>brain can't stop thinking about Dash setting down after a long flight, the sweat of exertion mixing with the moist air at her cruising altitude, her windswept mane falling around her shoulders and sticking to the side of her neck as the beads of liquid over her slick body begin to run down over her curves and folds
fucking brain, why you no leave those thoughts until late at night when they're not distracting

Hey guys, I'm sort of torn between obsessing over being Sarcastic Single Mom's faithful new husbandu taking her abuse on a daily basis while providing for the ponyfamily or keeping Lil'Pip in my basement as a sex slave

Obviously both choices are absolutely baller, but I feel like I can't open my heart to two souls like that.

>>31793265
>playing morrowind with a tablet
all of my money

>>31793241
>limiting yourself to one species
>2011

I seriously hope you guys aren't this close minded

>>31793192
I bet you just freaking hate this then.

still takin' requests prepare to be disappointed, step right up

>>31793183
I'd rather any other pony really. I don't find her interesting in that way at all.
>>31793241
Well I expressed my dislike for the mayor.

>>31793256
just filter him

>>31793215
Skyrim will entertain you for a while. It's a game. On the other hand, the tablet should last a lot longer, and give you productivity, experience, maybe even skill in a new field. It's a pretty obvious answer

Get Skyrim, be indolent like the rest of us.

Have you got anything you've drawn you could show us? Always curious about new drawfags.

>>31793285
It was pinkie all the time!

>>31793286

pony self-portraits

>>31793286
pinkie pie eating a bunch of praying mantises

>>31793215
Download Skyrim.

And buy a tablet.

>>31793268
>Bronyboy

I thought you hated the word 'Brony', /co/? What happened?

>>31793195
One of the best ships

Abandoning thread, waiting till shit improves

>>31793286
Anything Trixie.

>>31793271
What about both? You and sarcastic pony keep Lil'Pip to fulfill your whims. Sarcastic pony can be sarcastic when Lil'Pip begs for release, or eventually death, and further break her spirit.

>>31793286

lyra/colgate/scarcastic pony all realizing they have the same hair.

>>31793269
>mfw I can't drive by the horse farm up the street without getting an erection

>>31793325
That retard is from ponychan.

>>31793318
already did a "Party Pone eating something" today, so I'll have to go with
>>31793309
pone self-portraits. Maybe not all of them though. Got a specific one in mind?

>>31793325
I'm a single individual technically. But they still hate me.

>>31793325

He mentioned a while ago that the name and trip were for trolling purposes.

>>31793306
I, uh...
>

Yeah...

SO, SKYRIM IT IS!

>>31793327
Yea but i always ask about the chapters and noone ever replies.

>>31793286
Rainbow Dash dashing rainbows

>>31793353
I think you're a fine individual.
Dunno why everyone in this thread is being such a whiny bitch.

>>31793325
he is from ponychan or /b/

>>31793354
I did? I don't remember doing that.

Shipping? I have never heard about such obscure measurement of relationship between two ponies! Such absurdity is clearly only in the mind of the common folk!

ah... you know what's funny?

Peasants. Yes, quite indeed... monocle tophat ta ta biscuits and tea.

>>31793325
He's obviously just using that for making people mad.
It's working quite well I see.

>>31793215
>buy a fish or a fishing pole

>>31793269
I had a very distracting...I suppose it's a Fantasy about Waifufagging Twilight while walking one day.
I hated myself once I snapped out of it.

>>31793368
Thank you.

>>31793380
people could just use the filter or use 4chan X and Anonymize

>>31793356
Look, do you care about Twilight's emotional journey, or not?!
I think it's like 4 chapters from the end when it starts

>>31793374
Draw more apple pone and white pone.

>>31793353
Now, now. I'm sure everyone can get along. What did you do to make them hate you?

>>31793368
>>31793395
>samefag

>>31793380
Actually its just my handle. Don't know why everybody's so up in arms about it.

all other opinions are shit

>>31793402
>Look, do you care about Twilight's emotional journey, or not?!

Nope.

>>31793352

rarity and sweetie producing portraits that are both equally childish

twilight painting something picasso-y and it's really that cyclops pony (it is an animation error joke)

or, derpy hooves' painting causing those who gaze upon it to go mad or something

>That faggot samefagging and talking to himself
Wow, is like if I really was in ponychan

>>31793355
>this dude again
I think it's incredibly amusing that we keep bumping into each other. Amusing, and also somewhat scary, haha. Good luck with whatever choice you make, man.

>>31793421
that thing looks like a buttplug

>>31793195
http://poni.0au.de/story/1422/14/Romance-Reports/The-First-of-Many

>>31793407
Not sure. Guess some guys just don't like bronies. What you gonna do?

>>31793336
I just fucking know that there's this one guy here who actually plays up to my fetishes, but somehow keeps butchering them just to make it really awkward to read.

>>31793417.
Didn't know /co/ were so tsundere for being called ''bronies''.
It's rather funny.

>>31793441
ur mom looks like a buttplug

>>31793443
Return to ponychan?

>>31793385
>that feel
I wish I didn't know that feel

>>31793462
no u faget

>>31793215
buy tablet
steal skyrim

>>31793461
No, we hate it

I once wrote a fanfic. It sucked and people hated on it.

I then removed it and my self-esteem is dropped a mile.

Thums up for the people that put "raritybestpony" in the captcha section

>>31793430
Trust me buddy, if I was talking to myself, it would be a much weirder conversation.

The saddest ponies.

>>31793421
I agree with the last one.
Dashie is worst pony.

huzzah for filters

>>31793475
>mfw this happens to me constantly while I'm supposed to be working

please kill me

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aQq0LlkYy88JcpipuJof9IGsIzopbQ7m5Px_YGUPAL8/edit?hl=es best fic evar

>>31793490
Funny, I wrote a fic I was ashamed of, but some people liked it, but I deleted it and felt much better.

>>31793461
I don't think you know what that word means...

>>31793509
I hate it, my mind wanders off and the next time I'm conscious I've walked for good 3 kilometers.

>That feel when using the Filter.
So good, so fucking good

>>31793443
Well I personally don't see that you've done much wrong. Anyone else care to elaborate or is it just the name?

>>31793490
weird, I wrote one, it sucked, but people liked it. I left it there and my self-esteem didn't change.

>>31793531
>internet easy mode
who you filterin', bro?

>>31793540
I think he is the guy who always get buttdamage when people start talking shit about nyx in the summer.

>>31793523
fuck that is horrible

>shipping

>>31793530
on the one hand, it kills time I don't have much else to be doing with, but on the other hand, it's fantasizing about cartoon ponies

>>31793540
Oh, it might have been my virulent pro-Nyx bent. /co/ is generally pretty anti-Nyx.

>>31793559
the tripfags and namefags from ponychan and /b/

>>31793554
>>31793490
>>31793524
So what did you guys write? I might have read it. It's always nice to have an opportunity to discus.

>>31793509
Looks like noosepony got to sadfrog.jpb

>>31793580
lol you use ponychan

>>31793554
I was being sarcastic.

>>31793577
I actually have a soft spot for nyx

its called my asshole

>>31793577
>>31793565
What's nyx?

>>31793574
I only dislike it because it doesn't happen when I'm home alone, or spending time here. That's when it should happen.
I have no problem with fantasizing about cartoon ponies.

https://docs.google.com/?tab=wo&authuser=0#home read this faggots

>>31793604
Thats not a opinion its a fact.

>>31793619
You dont wanna know.

>>31793624
the only time I'm here is when I have something else that I'm supposed to be doing

>>31793604

>>31793635
More facts.

>>31793593
Unless you like shameless waifufagging you won't have read it, because you're one of those guys who writes things that have legitimate merit, and I can't compete with that!

This thread is complete shit, lets post some Twilight

>>31793674
TACO THREAD TIME!

Well, okay, I'll get Skyrim. The tablet can wait a bit more.

In the meantime, before I get into the wonderful life of 'not having a life' of Skyrim, anyone has a request? Preferably something simple.

>drawingqualityexample.png

>>31793619
I do love Nyx, but its probably best not to get into it.

Suffice it to say, /co/ does not bring it up much. I try not to either on /co/. I know when a subject has been tabled.

>>31793624
I wouldn't mind too much if it happened late at night when I couldn't get to sleep, but instead I just start worrying about things I have no control over

I wanna draw something.. dunno what...

help guys!

>>31793647
>I have all the books I need to write my essay next to me
>mfw I realize that's the truth

>>31793674
What's the point of making a shitty thread more shitty.

what about neutral pones?

>>31793674
fine, lets also talk about her

I like twilight because she is so versatile in character.

>>31793698
draw soarin napping.

Oh god /co/ what happened to you?...

/co/ is for ponyfags. If you are willing to call yourself a brony, kindly fuck back to the cesspools from which you came.

>>31793698
Draw Rarity and Applejack being kids playing around on a swing.

>>31793683
Even better, ponies with maid uniforms

>>31793698
Anything Trixie.
Draw her doing tha magics.

>>31793701
I unconsciously typed in the URL for /co/ at work and started browsing absentmindedly for about a minute before I realized what I was doing, I need to get my shit together.

>>31793710
Some fags are trying to troll acting like brownies, they are doing nothing but talking about OC, Trixie and acting like 15 yo reddit users to make everyone get mad and leave

>>31793671
Oh, but I enjoy the shameless waifufagging! Didn't you know, I used to be the guy who collected and compiled all the ponywife and ponyparent shorts? And I absolutely adored them and the people who wrote them, too! I might have read it after all, as long as it wasn't too salacious.
Also,
>legitimate merit
Thank you, haha! I'm usually one of the more vehement protractors (and defenders, weirdly enough) of fanfiction, so to hear something like that is nice. But what I do doesn't make what you do any less important or meaningful, so come on, out with it!

>>31793748
> acting like brownies

>>31793743
Artist, source and is there more?

>>31793674
I like Twilight because she holds education and knowledge above socialisation, even though she's come to value both, and I think that's a very important lesson for little girls to learn

She's also sexy

>>31793426
You get derpy.

>>31793767
she is a fucking nerd

GUYS

SOMETHING SIMPLE PLEASE

>>31793767
she would never love you

>>31793771

you are an educated man, sir, who probably smells of beef jerky

(bonus points for BLIT reference)

>>31793685
Sarcastic Single Mom and her daughter running into Fluttershy at the park - her daughter likes Fluttershy, Sarcastic Single Mom does not, but unfortunately she needs her to keep her rebellious little girl in check. I have faith in you!

>>31793708
ah excellent!

>>31793786
got examples of your drawings?

do pony expressions.

over and over and over and over

>>31793307
"Yooou're my faaaaavorite deputy."

>>31793786
Draw Applejack striking a menacing pose

>>31793748
What the hell is wrong about Trixie?

[Batman voice]
I'M THE MYSTERIOUS MARE

>>31793805
Where do i get that little Twi?

>>31793811
She's a cunt.

>make chicken soup
>dump like half a sleeve of crackers into it

>>31793743
I bet you don't have the cojones to post the fullsize of this picture.

And I mean the original, unclean version.

>>31793786

bowling pony in a police lineup, being much taller than everyone else.

>>31793819

i am the terror who clops in the night

>>31793786
sarcasm MILF being passive aggresive to her husband

Trixie wins.

>>31793764
filename as BCS, so that's Buttercup Saiyan
http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/36807.html

>>31793828
Yeah, but she also have a very sensitive side.
I like that.

>>31793764
ButtercupSaiyan. She's got a thread on FiMchan.

>>31793830
ARE YOU ME

>>31793811
Nothing in particular, just her fans who make her out to something she's not.

How many dildos does Applejack have?

>>31793834
the one were pinkie is eating shit?

>>31793755
No, but it does, and I'd never accept otherwise, I simply don't think that waifufaggery clopfics have any artistic merit. There's no greater idea I'm trying to express, no abstract concepts or meaning, there are no hidden messages or morals, nothing like that. I mean, I'm absolutely fine with that, I accepted it long before I ever put finger to key, but there's no way around it!

But sure, while >fanfiction may not be the highest art form at the best of times, it's still perfectly capable of being a meaningful work, and your constant failure to live up to your name helps that!

>>31793819
go away

>>31793788

>>31793857
no the one where Mrs Cake is playing Bach with her meatflaps.

yes, that one.

>>31793834
I'm in that picture!

Is fimfiction.net down for anyone else?

>>31793880
I know that.

>>31793824
At your local Wal-Mart, Toys 'R' Us, and other places where toys are sold.
Or murder.

>>31793788
nor would I ever want her to, she deserves better than me

but if she's ever lonely and desperate...

>>31793834
>cojones

And you were bitching about people talking in spanish

>>31793885
Yes, but I stick to ED

>>31793899
>At your local Wal-Mart, Toys 'R' Us, and other places where toys are sold

But they look like shit! I want THAT Twilight!

>>31793856
Enough to supply everyone in ponyville.

>>31793803
Yep. Here:
>>31793685
>>31793355

Alrighty, Terse. I'll get to i-
>>31793810
>>31793836
>>31793840
...Oh my. I'll do all these, though don't expect them all to be done anytime soon, haha.

>>31793905
que tiene de malo el español?

>>31793905
words pretty much everyone understands =/= fullblown thread-length conversation in that language

>>31793913
Well hello there.

>>31793925
maldito maricon tacos

you got that?

>>31793919
English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>31793918

Err, forgot to link this one: >>31793801

>>31793916
apple dildos

>>31793919
yea yea tequila taco gtfo

>>31793913
Twilight is disgusted.

>>31793941
no, no, tacos.

>>31793942
Yes I do my good sir, I also can understand portuguese and some french

>>31793919
mota, chiva, blanco, cerveza, agua, ayuda


that's pretty much all I got

>>31793925
Is that asking for a full blown spanish thread?
I bet that Scarfedro guy talks spanish quite well
verdad pinche cara de mi verga?

>>31793801
Wait a sec, I'll resurrect Rembrandt to do it.

>>31793913
this=/=that

I meant the Mrs Cake one.

>>31793913
spoiler that shit dude

c: asdaye displeasure

>>31793914
Then you have to sell your soul.

>>31793962
Je deteste francais.

>>31793970
What do you think Chiva means?

>>31793986
If i sell my soul to Sweetie im going to be her pet?

>>31793947
Shop her in a image of Reel big fish or Streelight manifesto please.

>>31793986
Just take it. I don't want it, I want Twilight.

>>31793862
I think it depends on your perspective. The simple concept of love is, depending on where you're coming from, of infinitely more value than any other form of artistic expression - and that's what the waifufag clopfics are, I think. The pure, distilled love of the people who wrote them. To make them work, you have to have that much love, anyway. But, you know, I won't argue your craft with you, haha! I can't change your mind. Best to resign myself to dismay.

Hey, what can I say? It's hard being terse, and yet the irony is delicious!

Ah, that reminds me. I promised you guys updates, and updates you shall have. One more post for good faith with the evening crowd, Chapter Two of The Days Just Don't Get Any Shorter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_BJjsESD-kaU_YCLb6-U6kQmLstqGYhmxkm1KeZQW00/edit
Enjoy!

>>31793971
lol i am mexican though viva la mexico mantequilla

>>31793913
You're going to clop...
...ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>31794024
I thought that was the bottom of your list? Weren't we supposed to be getting more Sorain' shipfuel?

>>31794030
There are like 20 countries that speak spanish as their main or secondary language

>>31793862
Well, I attempt to write stories that would fit into the show. There's no greater ideas there, or concepts or meaning for that matter.

If you enjoy it, write!

Pinches gringos lameculo

>>31793974
fuck you and fapp http://www.2girls1cup.ws/

>>31794000
It means heroin to the vatos that sit out on the corner, don't know what it actually means

I know mantequa actually means grease or something, that's what the Puerto Ricans call heroin in New England

>>31794024
oh, don't dismay, just because I've accepted that not everything I do has intrinsic value doesn't mean I didn't enjoy doing it, and that's value enough for me, y'know? That a few other people have liked them is just icing on the cake.

I like fics with a sex scene.

miren culeros rarity es la mejor pony pinches negros ascerosos gordos de mierda me los voy a violar

>>31794107
>fanfiction says the writer

>>31794058
Yeah, that's in the works at the moment. I should have the second chapter available very soon, I just found quick inspiration for this one, you know?

>>31794071
Exactly! We can interpret it however we like, but in the end, the show is the final word, and the show doesn't seek to overturn any norms, send any powerful messages, or rewrite the book on sociology. It's just a good show, and that's fine. You're pretty much talking my language here, man.

>>31794107
I enjoy it.
I've only read sad ones though and ''Twilight Sky over Canterlot''. It's pretty good.

>>31794117

I want to draw a single pony. First response gets it.

>>31794107
I didn't sign up for this shit

>>31794107
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aQq0LlkYy88JcpipuJof9IGsIzopbQ7m5Px_YGUPAL8/edit?hl=es here is the best fan fic

ITT: Mexicans, Reddit and ponychan

>>31794116
callate pinche joto de mierda que rarity se la pela a applejack, solo a los pendejos les gusta rarity pinche idiota chupa verga

Soarin taking a nap

>>31794143
no mare vaginas, yet

>>31794143

>>31794150
y si me gustan las dos?

>>31794150
no mms gato de mierda pinche juan manzana sin pinche personalidad es una mierda de pony. es la pinche naca q siempre la caga

>>31794096
Oh, don't worry, I'm just a big fan of hyperbole and alarmism. I'm only teasing, in truth. You have your own reasons, and I respect that. Who am I to question your reasons for writing? It's as much a sociological exercise as it is a literary one and whatnot.

Although the fact that you guys still haven't told me jack shit about what you've written aside from "generic waifufaggotry" is pretty questionable. But I'll leave it.

>>31794107
>NTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTSTS.png

>>31794150
Esto.

Y Applejack se la pela a Pinkie Pie.

oh god mexicans

>>31794114
I like fics with Straight shipping

Sadly, they are almost non-existant.

>>31794169
tambien eres una mierda

TODO EL MUNDO SERA VIOLADO!

>>31794189
Good.

>>31794183
ivading the world since 2005

>>31794107
did you write any lyre and candy pony stories?

>>31794189
I HATE SHIPPING FICS, MAY CELESTIA BURN THEM ON THE SUN

>>31794005
No, you just spend an eternity in a resort hotel, relaxing in a warm bath while the staff relieve your tension with state of the art pitchforks.
It's purdy sweet.

>>31794011
It'll be there in five-ten business days.
Unless it gets lost in the mail.

>>31794189
>Straight shipping fics
Didn't even know they existed.

ME VAN A CHUPAR LA VERGA BIEN RICO

>>31794189

Some day anon, some day

>>31794158
Soarin taking a nap
huh.. it didn't post...

>Not speaking Viking

Faens soper-pakk. Gleder meg til neste episode; Sarkastiske Enslige Ponni Mamma er min hustru.

>>31794178
ja no mames, la pendeja de la rarity nunca hace nada mas que quejarse como una puta niña reglando y esa es toda su personalidad, ademas, pinche nombre creativo que le dieron.

>>31794243
Ven aqui y chupame el pito

>>31794114
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aQq0LlkYy88JcpipuJof9IGsIzopbQ7m5Px_YGUPAL8/edit?hl=es READ THIS IF YOU LIKE SEX

>>Draw Rarity and Applejack being kids playing around on a swing.
I will try!

>>31794181
well if you absolutely must know, http://pastebin.com/S5XEFGur but "generic waifufaggery" is pretty appropriate, you could guess the storyline before ever opening it. Not really the point, though!

Well fuck.

I always thought you guys were just ripping on Ponychan for the lulz. Nope, you were right - they've gotten even worse than ever. They really are the ass-hole of the fandom!

The way those entitled man-children are whining about the new episode begs belief. I don't wish to live on the same planet as them!

>>31794135
Nobody wants a pony?

>>31794243
haha, gledar meg eg og.
Dashie episodane sugde hardt.
Dei fokusera kun på Dashie sitt ego.
Får meg berre til å hate ho endå meir.

>>31794258
juan manzanas y te quejas de raresa no mms we esta bien chingona no q pinche juanmanzana pendeja

>>31794279
Applejack.

>>31794189
There are lots of straight shipping fics, you just gotta look around the right places.

>>31794226
Yes, but it's not suitable for children under the age of 13. Also it's one of the earliest things I ever wrote so it's pretty much garbage.

>>31794181
>picture related

>>31794279
Call him Shadowburst

>>31794276
Bueno!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aQq0LlkYy88JcpipuJof9IGsIzopbQ7m5Px_YGUPAL8/edit?hl=es leanlo putos

>>31794320
Link.

I like Romance Reports, but it won't get me across the finish line if you know what I mean, my imagination doesn't work so good

>>31794293
>Nynorsk

>>31794338
Wow, that shit sucks, I'll rather read some shit made by Stephanie Meyer

>>31794344
Im reading that right now and im not getting nothing... Even RS shit give me boners.

>>31794237
Saucer, check your mail

Sometimes I love this fandom.

>>31794320
I remember it! It was after a performance, I think. Nothing else?

>>31794392
You have some pretty fucked up fetishes.

>>31794341
blehhhhhhh

>>31794393
Yeah, sorry. There's plenty of great stuff written by other folk though, though most of the focus seems to be on Lyra. Maybe I'll do another one some day.
Ask Terse to write some he's better at cute than I am

>>31794409
Did she just eat cloud?

>>31794358
Ekje noko gale med det.

This is now a facts thread.

>>31794344
>>31794377
It gets good chapter 4 onward

>>31794392
wat

>>31794278
There was plenty of whining about it here too. The whole fandom kinda stinks.

>>31794434
Pinkie is best pony

>>31794392

>>31794434
Are you in middle school or something?

>>31794392
>this will never be you

what kind of god would allow someone to suffer this kind of pain

I just remembered that I saw someone wanting a >FLUTTERMAC image earlier in the weekend, but for fluttershy to look pleased. I cannot stop giggling.

>>31794278
wait what are they saying exactly

>>31794457
Well, of course

>>31794434
All shipping is canon

>>31794426
Dash'll eat anything

>>31794472
>he doesnt know how to >greentext in the middle of a sentence
what a fucking faggot, go back to ponychan

>>31794488
Even DashxDash?

>>31794488
Even Snipslestia?

>>31794434
That's not even true. It's people with similar HATES that attract each other, not similar personalities or likes.

And you know this is true.

>>31794499
He's such a >faggot

>>31794472
Best Fluttermac pic of the year, all years.

>>31794499
Zero fucks given!

>>31794500
>>31794507
>all shipping
ALL
EVERYTHING

>>31794499
I dunno either, >testing

>>31794513
he probably loves >fanfiction

>>31794499
It's >like this right?

>>31794530
>faggot

>>31794522
Even your mom and your dad?

>>31794522
Even Griffy?

>>31794465

I think I have finally figured it out guys.

Ponyfags are the My Little Pony fandom and bronies are the fans of the fandom.

How does that sound? Am I in the ball park?

My Little Pony, Don't you know you are my very best friend?

Which pony would be your best friend?

>>31794540
no, it is >like this

>>31794522
Even all the ones with the OCs?

>>31794558
WHAT PART OF EVERYTHING DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND

>>31794432
>Nynorsk

Det er din feil at jeg har endeløse timer sløst vekk i skolegang kun for å fornøydgjøre ungdomskolelærere opp i og mente hvor jeg kunne ha gjort. Hva. Som. Helst. Annet.

>>31794544
Well fuck.... >­how?

>>31794561
Twilight, probably. We're both huge nerds. I think I'd be hard pressed to keep up with Pinkie's zany antics, but I'd like to be her friend too.

>>31794561

>>31794561
all the ponies would be very best friends with my penis

>>31794499
implying >I know how to do that

>>31794561
No one probably. I mean I'm a fucking human, and then probably not a very likable fellow.

>>31794561
Probably Twilight.
I'd say Pinkie but I'd probably tire out after an hour of being with her

>>31794594
It's >easy!
All you have to do is do >this!

>>31794560
you sure are son

>>31794594
spoiler tags

>>31794574
>>31794409
It was about time SMILe, can you make one of Dash drawing her cutie mark with a cloud?

>>31794421
>Me, better at cute than the dude that wrote Everfree Entertainment and Country Guitar
Shit, that's some high praise. Anyway, I think you do the best cute, man, so have some of that! Yeah. How's them apples?

>>31794277
But this is good, man! You do it well! I think I might have read this one before, actually, but yeah, I don't see the issue here. You're clearly not bad at all.

>>31794560
What if I just kinda like the show? And neither contribute or participate in the fan community beyond occasionally popping into these threads to see if anyone is talking about the cartoon rather than fanfiction or something.

>>31794594
>He doesn't know how to greentext!

>>31794594
Lurk more >you'll find out

>>31794560
Exactly

>>31794590
+1

Ofte lurer jeg på hva Ivar Aasen hadde i seg når han fikk den ideen å kombinere hver eneste dialekt i landet.

>>31794561
I would be Twilight's very best friend

>>31794590
Min feil... haha.
Men det ganske stygt at vi har 2 skriftsmål.
Eg ville vert okay med å ha bokmål som skriftsmål eller nynorsk.

>>31794483

I'll spare you the perils of going to /pony/ right now, 1200 and counting posts crying about how there was a crane in that episode. And not just little whines, we're talking walls of text about how this isn't what Lauren would have wanted and it has ruined EVERYTHING!

>>31794594
[spoiler ][/spoiler]>Spoiler[spoiler ][/spoiler] Tags.
Like >so.

>>31792769
you would not feel sadness if you never tasted joy...

>>31794561
Probably Twilight, but I'd like to be friends with all of them

>>31794670
...Are you serious?

>>31794678
NO, what are you doing!?

>>31792769
Good thing I'm being depressed as fuck right now or else I wouldn't feel happy later.
Feels good/bittersweet man.

>>31794638
>country guitar
>cute
wat

>>31794645
To do mid-sentence greentext, you just have to spoiler before the thing you want greentexted. It looks like this;
Look I'm doing(spoiler)(/spoiler)greentext!
Only with, you know. Brackets.

To go back to normal, just do another (spoiler)(/spoiler)after the greentext. It also works to get around word filters, like everypony

>>31794645
Last try I guess... ­>test­

anyone got that one pic of Dash saying "I heard you were looking for me"?

>>31793901
Stop selling yourself short.

which pony is most likely to have difficulty achieving orgasm

>>31794713
It was untill you realise is applecest.