EP8 WORST EP
DASH WORST PONY
RARITY BEST PONY ALL YEAR EVERY YEAR
DEAL WITH IT DASHFAGS GO CRY ON PONYCHAN

>>31780764
What? I do.

We should invade equestria, kiill celestia, and enslave the ponies.

>Magic = infinite power source
>FTL travel, here we come!

Pone in costume

>>31780760

>>31780753
No bro, front facing eyes mean they're /hunters/, not just /capable/ of eating meat.

I for one welcome our magical sentient carnivorous horse overlords.

>>31780806
>Not forming an alliance

Can you people do something that isn't war?

Derpy is getting sleepy....


But Derpy no want to sleep yet

>ponies in costumes/clothes

So...Rarity thread?

>>31780806
>enslave

Can't we just kill all of them? I'm going to have to draw spaceborne humans flying in through the atmosphere of Equestria, while bombing the shit out of everything.

>>31780839
PONY DETECTED

GET OUT OF HERE YOU NON-HUMAN PEACE LOVING EQUINE LOOKING SCUMBAG

>>31780837
They CAN eat animals.

>>31780821
That was the best costume of the whole episode. Sort of got a Morticia Adams meets Claire Huxtable vibe out of it.

>>31780847
oh goretastic you silly oaf
don't you know every thread is a rarity thread waiting to happen

>>31780839
When have we ever met a new civilization and not ended up ruining it?

>>31780806
Why would you want to hurt the nice ponies that have done nothing wrong to you

>>31780839
No.

DORKS!

>>31780860
Land, magic, marshmallows.

>>31780857

Oh how silly of me.

>>31780851
If I had hooves I wouldn't be typing on a mechanical keyboard.

>>31780854
Oh ho ho don't I know it.

Zecora with her hair down was the second-best thing to come out of that episode. Okay, maybe third best after Twilight's tackling of the Pinkie Screeching conundrum.

>>31780806

Magic isn't infinite. But it does beat the hell out of drilling for oil.

>>31780860
oil
gold
unobtainium
apples
hell we can find a reason

>>31780859
Holy shit.

This anon makes a good point.

>>31780788
IT'S STARING INTO MY SOUL

>>31780845
this is waiting for you in bed

Quick, I need pone music and pone related music!

>>31780806
>Solar flare disable all our tech
>some unicorns cast want it need it spell on some rocks and we kill each other for them
Also they seem to have similar level of technology
And incredible durability and healing factor

>>31780909

Sunshine and celerystalks, goddamn that song is catchy.

>>31780889
THEY WERE A THREAT TO OUR NATION'S SECURITY.

WE HAD TO VAPORIZE THEM.

>>31780909

>>31780914
>some unicorns cast want it need it spell on some rocks and we kill each other for them
>kill each other for rocks
no no no
we do that to ourselves after we kill all the ponies

>>31780889

I was really pissed off when they never explained what Unobtanium DOES. Is it a clean-burning starship fuel? Does it warp reality like Element Zero? Why the fuck is it so important?

Lousy macguffin.

>>31780839
Half these threads are high off their Warhammer 40k EMPRA circlejerks

Seriously, guys, diplomacy benefits more than war, especially when the enemy can turn your bullets into pillows, and bombs into ice cream.

>>31780871
>>31780889
Apparently the concept of sharing has disappeared

>>31780853
Pinkie both confirms and denies that they do in various episodes as I recall.

>>31780914
For all we know, want-it-need-it doesn't even work on other species.

>>31780887
>chistery likes zecora
i knew you were cool
i just needed some confirmation is all

also, i believe it's time for the general to partake in shitty mspaint editing. go crazy

>>31780909
>song's in my head now
Oh good.

>>31780906
Megatron not live with Derpy. Megatron send letter and pictures.

Megatron works very hard.

>>31780892

Not really. If you really think ANY civilization will last forever, you're fucking nuts.

>>31780939

>40k

>liking magnus
>"do you even watch the show?"

Dohoho.

>>31780914
You don't get to choose who the Want It Need It spell affects.
It's everyone but you.

>>31780934
gorodetsky I don't think you understand
unobtainum is extremely rare and difficult to mine
it's not a matter of function
We.
NEED.
Unobainium.
And we need it now

>Avatar 2: Equestria

>oh twilight i am sorry but i am actually a human also my people are going to bomb your library because it's a giant tree with magical rocks underneath it
>ooooh human oooh
>let's do it
>yes
>and i will leave my remote control pony body on

>>31780939
I don't know where these ponies are getting reaction times fast enough to stop bullets already flying several thousand feet per second.

>>31780939
>form alliance
>humans and ponies enter a magitech golden age
Of course then we subjugate all the other races.

>>31780972
>Liking magnus
>Implying this is a bad thing

Dashfags in action!

>>31780971
wat

I was agreeing with that anon? That we fuck over other civilizations if it benefits us?

>>31780971
The Kingdom of Heaven will last forever.
Your move

>>31780971
But just tell me what happened when the Europeans went to North America. Or Australia. Or South America, Africa, any of numerous islands...

The worst thing about this episode was the little abortion of a baby pony.

It's fucking disgusting.

What's fucking next? Ponies in diapers?

Three best tumblrs:

Blueblood
Stoned Trixie
Allie Way

Come at me bro.

>>31780859
>>31780892

>We

Who's this we?

Oh, I see how it is:

>Comparing European colonialism in the 15th-19th centuries to a theoretical meeting between a 21st century government (most likely a group of scientists) and an alien race

What are you even doing.

>>31780967
he's visiting and he has to go save Starscream from Dash

I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!I masturbate to ponies!!!!

>>31781022

It's like they've never seen Star Trek!

We would have a massive advantage over ponies in a war, and that's innocence.
The ponies would take time to get used to killing others, but us...

>>31781022
Well, we seem to be having a blast in the middle east right now.

>>31781022
>scientists
>implying it won't be suits looking for new resources to exploit
Marshmallows don't just grow on trees you know

>>31781023

>megatron
>saving starscream

I'm pretty sure he's fed up with his shit. The fucker DOES try to overthrow him almost everyday, how megatron puts up with it I will never know.

>>31781032
Kill yourself

>>31781005

Yeah. I was saying "not really" to the notion that he has a point. I disagree.

>>31780974

I guess I can understand, if only because I strip mined every single planet in Mass Effect 2.

I made sure there was no Eezo left in the entire Galaxy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzUmD-BjBA&feature

I don't even anymore.

>>31781023
Derpy is pretty sure Starscream is where Meagtron wants him to be

>>31781056
Oh, I see.

>>31781056
Well, you clearly stated you agreed with him. Maybe you should be less subtle next time.

>>31780934
It was in the manual somewhere that its a used for a maglev transport system that replaced cars when fossil fuels ran out.

Hey, LD.

Did you base The Sorcerer off a World of Warcraft model? Be honest. We won't judge.

>Bombard equestria from orbit
>???
>MINERALS!

>>31780976
You forgot to add a lot of scenes where they throw things at the camera. Basketballs, spears, giant robot knives and the like.

>>31781073

Derpy, why did I find you trying to put Dinky in the oven this morning?

>>31781043
oh god
this is so sad to imagine
like
pony trying to hug a gun
OH MY GOD NO
I change my mind I want to make friends with ponies

>>31781051
>>31781073

>>31780962

OH SHIT, N*GGA

Did they really slip that past censors at the beginning with Dash and Appah?

>>31781096
Delicious minerals.

>>31781103
i have an idea for a story along these lines but i'm not sure i want to spoil it
it involves pipsqueak and dynamite

>>31781073
Glad to see Starscream still knows his place.
>Megatron
>Derpy.
>Dinky.
>Dash.
>Some wet floor that kicked his ass last night.
>Granny Smith


Fuck, this pecking order is getting sad.

>pony vs human war
>defect to pony side
>sweet ponysex all day for my loyalty to the crown
AWWWWWW YEAH

>>31780964
Which song?

>>31781092
We already know he like wow dude.
IM jelly because he have the annual pass.

>>31781019
But I don't pay attention to any of those tumblrs, mostly just the ones I know the artists here make
Links then?

>>31781103
>Twilight is among the first to make contact
>Hi guys, welcome to ponyvil-

>>31781129
>several months later
>humanity is the victor is no surprise
>you're executed for treason

>implying it wouldn't suck to live in a world where humans and ponies try to coexist with one another

>>31781129

>get knighted by Celestia
>live in pony utopia

Seems pretty boss, considering the alternative. The forced veggie diet would be good for you too.

>>31780934
>Element Zero

Mah nigga.

>>31781147
Gotta love suppressed weaponry.

>>31781129
You could never satisfy a horse with your tiny primate-dick.
They would also probably find you physically unnatractive.

>>31781103
>>31781118

>>Pipsqueak looking at the barrel of a gun
>>"Hullo there! I've never seen a thing like you before. Nice to meet you!"
>>Tries to hug it

mfw

>>31781113
What thing? Someone swore?

>>31781043
They live in a world where something the size of a chicken can kill them
I'm pretty sure they are used to killing who knows what the fuck the local fucked up wildlife throws at them

>>31781101
That is photoshopping! Derpy always know to give muffin to Dinky after its out of oven, not before!

>>31781157
>they find me
>IT WAS HORRIBLE THEY RAPED ME DAILY
>purple heart
>sweet humansex all day for my loyalty to humanity
AWWWWWW YEAH

>>31781175
Lesbian makeouts.

>>31781175
People think they kiss when pony take pictures of them.

>>31781159
Except humans need meat.

Seriously, you can try to get your protein from beans and shit all you want, but you'll never be perfectly healthy.

>>31781113

Slip what past the censors?

>>31781169
>Fluttershy finds something on the ground
>she pokes it
>it's a landmine

Snips and snails are such flip-flops first they think trixie is the greatest thing ever then when it's popular switch to rainbowdash. WHERE IS THE LOYALTY alot like the fans of this show

>>31781165

Fuck magic, Element Zero makes physics your bitch.

Also, mah nigga.

>>31781194
fluttershy has no qualms with murdering fish and feeding them to other critters
hell, griffins eat ponies don't they and nobody even flinched at gilda

>>31781200

apparently, if you stop the show at the part dash takes a pic with AJ there's a frame where it looks like they kiss. Just a rumor I heard.

>>31781194
But they have hotdogs and that sandwich from the bird episode.
And even so we could hunt something

>>31781187
>executed anyways and made an example
>YOU DO NOT SURRENDER
>YOU FIGHT UNTIL DEATH

>>31781130
Oh googles is there any place you won't go?

>>31781194
A few missing backgrounders here and there won't be noticed.

Just make sure there are no witnesses.
Especially small animals, crafty fuckers.

>>31781219
Its nothing really.

>>31781189
>>31781191
Ohhh that one part. AJ was disgusted at Dash though...but I can see how that can be misinterpreted as a kiss

>>31781040
Seriously, Star Trek may be silly soft SF, but it'd be ridiculous to NOT send scientists and diplomats to meet alien races. We have far far more to gain out of peace with aliens than war (even if that doesn't work out with our own species).

HURR DURR WE HYOOMANS BLOW UP PLANETS, GET DELICIOUS MINERALS
HUMAN R BEST USA USA

OH SHIT THEY'RE FAR MORE ADVANCED THAN US AND DECLARED A CRUSADE ON THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

WELP.

Thankfully /co/ isn't in any place of power.

>Humanity makes contact with ponies
>We're 3d, they're 2d
>We defy pony reason
>THE ELDER GODS HAVE COME

>>31781207
Oh man, is it bad that I laughed?

>>31781219
why has no one screencapped it yet?

i call bullshit

>>31781207

Rainbow Dash is the worst flip-flop.

>>31781219

Well doesn't that sound legit. I am totally not skeptical at all.

>>31781189
At least we know Apple is straight now. She wasn't liking that.

>>31781236
>AJ was disgusted.
Well duh.
Dash isn't her sister.

>>31781227
>my last months of life was nonstop ponysex
>I probably had more diseases than is possible from same species sex anyway
worth it

>>31780934
it's a room temperature semiconductor
which is, in more ways than one, the holy grail of materials science
and it's being used so some permanently tribal cat people can commune with a planetwide network made of the stuff.

oh boy i sure do sympathetic for the aliens

>>31781242
Ia, ia, humans fthagn.

>>31781194

That's not really true. You /can/ be perfectly healthy... but you need to be anal about everything you put in your mouth or your body could easily get screwed up.

>>31781235
Except for the fact that apple sputters and spits.

>>31781236
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ol80ilBJec4

>>31781259
That's because she's already taken and she doesn't hold with infidelity.
Plus, she wouldn't want Big Mac to get upset.

>>31781264
Fuck those fucker
Why didn't they killed them from orbit?

>>31781264
Nah, they communicate through the trees.

>>31781257

Yeah it sounds like a crock of shit, but that's just what I heard.

>>31781219
Anyone care to screenshot this?

>>31781128
you forgot Dinky's older sister, the other main 6, there pets, Colgate, Spike after a nap, Lyra and Bon Bon together and separate

>>31781236
Because retards want canon lesbian dash.

>>31781249

There is a cap but is bullshit.

>>31781283
She is not spitting actually she is just struggling.

>>31781257

>>31781277
That's not living...that's not living at all.

I like eating whatever the fuck looks good.

>>31781183

A likely story, Ms. Hooves, but this isn't the first time your Daughter has 'wound up' in the oven, is it now?

>>31781211
They just fangasm over blue ponies, they'll be all over Soarin' soon

>>31781264
But they looked like kitties!

>>31781311

>>31781215
If you're talking about neutron degenerate matter, then it's still very much physics' bitch.

>>31781311
you're getting pretty quick with that

>>31781319
At least he is a good role model!

>want to practice my shitty drawing
>mlpg instead
>2 hours of this
>paper has like 5 circles
HAHA
FUCK

>>31781295
the local ecology absorbs the stuff, making an organic network.

whop de fucking do, it can have some, gimmie dat shit strip mine style son

>>31781331
Soon he will move on to putting those eyes onto comments

>>31780939
>bombs into ice cream.

I HAVE SENSITIVE TEETH!
ICE CREAM CAUSE ME PAIN!
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK?

OH GOD YOU GUYS

what if china finds equestria first

>>31781331

Nah, he did that one a few nights ago.

>>31781317

For a second there, I thought this was going to be a Cloydes picture.

Fuck that fork, man.

>>31781317
Derpy not know what you are talking about!

Derpy thinks Derpy shouldnt talk more without law-ey-er presants

>>31781347
I thought it was that weird neural connector thingy that all species on the planet had.

>>31781344
Are you me? Except I've filled up about 5 pages today with anatomy practice. 10 if i'm not MLPGing while doing it.

>that feel when waiting for commission
why does time move so slooooooowly

>>31781357
The fork is one of our greatest mistakes...

>>31781211
they represent bronies worldwide
ugly, horribly distended proportions, wearing shirts of their favorite pony in public, and constantly changing favorites

>>31781366
And then Megatron came.
And we redeemed ourselves.

>>31781344

>imgonnagetsomethingdonetoday.jpg

Guys, what if we created the ponies as part of an experiment or terraforming project?

Why would we wage war against our own creations? Even if they were for terraforming and we wanted to kill them we would have planned ahead and engineered them to be susceptible to a poison that doesn't harm us.

So I watched the newest episode...

>Rainbow sitting in on her own fan club
>Goddamn Batmare
>Chocolate cake all over Pinkie's face

What the fuck am I watching?

>>31781386
A good episode

>>31781344
Yesterday I had no internet access.
All I managed to draw was a doodle of the TF2 Scout, and a random soldier throwing a grenade. Both were very cartoony.

>>31781377

>>31781361

Derpy, can you just explain to me why you thought THIS was a good idea?

Pic related.

>>31781378

>we would have planned ahead and engineered them to be susceptible to a poison that doesn't harm us

You have far, far too much faith in humanity.

>>31781386

below average episode.

>>31781330
Dude, fuck whatever. They blew up a solar system with that shit. A whole fucking solar system. Discussion over.

Want a slice of Pie?

>>31781386
A show created to make parents part with their money.

>>31781316
I was vegetarian for ages. some of them substitutes are really good.

go out and buy some cauldron meat free sausages one day. they are really delicious for different reasons than regular pork, but still very nice.

others...not so much

>>31781386
Season 2

hopefully we'll have a fantasy episode sometime soon. You dont know how much you miss it till its gone

>>31781386
The worst episode of this season.

I liked how it put dash down a few inches and it established applejack as stronger than dash. But all in all a rather weak episode.

>>31781362
yes, it's from the room temperature semiconductor being used by many different species. kind of like naturally evolving cybernetics. sort of.

the whole "all of them have ports that can connect to other ports from wildly different species" part was bullshit. they're going to reveal that the entire planet is a bio-engineering testing ground by some advanced race. all the more reason to mine the good stuff

>>31781386

>>31781356

>>31781392
Was it really? The entirety of the episode was showing off Rainbow Dash's lack of modesty. Nothing good really came of it.

>>31781399
>Expensive bioengineering/artificial ecosystem that we plan on moving into
>Not having a plan for purging any intelligent life

>>31781356
>What if North Korea finds Equestria first?

Oh god no, I don't want my ponies under a supreme elitist monarchy.

Wait a second

>>31781386

The best cartoon on television right now.

... Why does this make me sad?

>>31781413
Well if you want fantasy wait for the Spike episode and the world build episode.

>>31781361
your layer is a Decepticon

>>31781398
Derpy not remember that. Derpy thinks you are framing Derpy to take away Dinky!

>>31781386
RD letting attention get to her head and her friends teaching her a lesson by taking matters into her own hands.
It was pretty fun to watch, I liked it.

>>31781423
not to mention recycled lesson from boast busters.

>>31781398
this is literally one of the most hideous drawings I ever saw

>>31781443
...spike episode?

what was that synopsis again?

>>31781344
>need to write two 3 page papers, heavily researched
>need to write a decent sized program, integrate a small openGL application with the kinect FAAST engine, and design an SQL database
>skyrim
>skyrim
>skyrim
>skyrim
i have like 100 hours in that fucking game already. WHEN WILL IT GET BORING SO I CAN STOP

>>31781396
This image has never applied to me more than it has now.
>looking at a half filled page of random sketches

>>31781431
It's like you think that humans are actually clever when they work in groups.

>>31781366
>>31781375
we need a pic of Megatron killing Cloydes

>>31781396
>1pm
>TIME TO GET SOME COURSE WORK DONE
>Bro calls up, comes over
>His girlfriend (also a bro) comes over
>Hang out
>Go out for food
>Get drunk
>Get high
>Back at 2am
>Fuck me, wasn't there an MLP episode today?

I KNOW THAT FEEL

>>31781460
Something about Spike growing with magic.

>>31781417
>start re-watching animated batman series on a whim a day before the new MLP episode comes out
>see this

I don't know what to think....but I'm pretty sure I like this.

>>31781457
'Don't let fame get to your head' is completely different from 'you shouldn't be afraid of what makes you special'.

>>31781454
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NIGGER.

Take that shit to ponychan.

>>31781465
Have you drawn the eels from the pet episode yet LD?

They were pretty cool

>>31781469
What? We are.

We got to the moon and back using technology about as advanced as a model T kit and a cheap calculator.

>>31781480
>His bros girlfriend is also a bro.
What a faggot.

>>31781431

You can't plan for everything man. You don't know how that virus is going to affect the ponies until you actually have to use it on them. Shit, unless you have people volunteer, you won't even know how it affects humans. For all you know, it could end up backfiring and transforming humans into ponies.

I wonder how fun it would be to do a quest where you're one of the scientists working on this project, and this is what ends up happening. You manage to grab a gas mask, but there are ponies all around you trying to get it away from you so you assimilate.

DAMN IT I HAVE TOO MUCH PLANNED ALREADY.

>>31781488
not twilight's lesson
trixie's lesson that she probably didn't learn anyway
dash was trixie in this episode

Does anyone on here know which song from the Speed soundtrack is being referenced in the runaway cart scene? I know it's one of them, but I can't quite find which.

>>31781454

I'm just saying, you've made a few rash decisions in your life. You need to think about what's best for Dinky.

On an unrelated note, what did you do to Tootsie Flute?!

shit-tier episode but it was still better than any other series's medium episode. I'm disappoint in the recycled lesson though. And that it wasn't Trixie.

>>31781374

>>31781513
Trixie dont get a lesson because nobody gives a fuck about her.

>>31781488
PRECISELY

THANK YOU

I swear you people don't pay attention...

>>31781513
Trixie didn't learn shit, she ran away

BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER IMPORTANT

I know I'm an RD fan, but this just seemed like a rushed, wasted episode. We already knew RD was a little arrogant and an attention whore, but this ep just made it look like she was a complete idiot. Honestly, the only interesting thing I got from that episode was that they brought up Pinkie-sense again. It was.... I didn't like it...

>>31781513
No, Trixie's lesson would've been 'don't puff yourself up to be more than you are and humiliate the people you're trying to impress'.

>>31781432
>North Korea
>Capable of anything

Ha, no.

Guys, why if Singapore finds Equestria first?

>>31781420
Echo Whiskey One has landed. I say again, Echo Whiskey One has landed.

>>31781506
And this is why you will never leave your basement and become a civilized member of society.

>>31781519
Derpy has never heard of Tootsie Flute.

Derpy has to go now bye!

>>31781465

I looked up the Eberron Warforged race and I didn't find anything saying a person could augment themselves with warforged parts.

Heheh. for a second I would think that the sorcerer is really...

... a robot.
PFFFFFT- NAH!!!

>>31781538
What if Kentucky finds it first?

>Send team of scientists to equestria
>find out what makes ponies magic
>use it to make humans magic
>horned telepath humans flying around taking over the galaxy with their newfound magical powers, allying with the other magical races and being awesome

>>31781535
She's always putting herself up as the best, this is the episode where we saw her actually getting the attention. Instead of just her referencing it to herself

/co/ what is up with this? It's so, perfectly, miniature.

Seriously though, what's your opinion on this thing, I might have missed the thread/posts reacting to it.

>>31781558
the scootaloo's gonna get fried up

>>31781445
this is her layer, he takes any questions about Derpy and Dinky's relationship and parenting

>>31781536
it's more of a comparison than being exactly the same
she acted ina manner similar to how trixie did and it took someone else (twilight/mystery mare) to show them how arrogant they were being

>>31781506
Everyone's my bro, bro.

>>31781538
Guys, guys, get serious.
What if Australia finds Equestria first?

>>31781569
Down's pony

>>31781569
its an ace ventura pony baby

>>31781538
Then you throw the dice along the wharf, don't fall asleep while you're ashore.

The whole towns filled with iron ore

>>31781579
Sounds like a total sausage fest.

>>31781560
>implying we wouldn't attempt to undermine or exterminate similar races
>now no one can oppose glorious humanity

>>31781558
They'd just fuck MORE horses.

>>31781560
Do we have to be horned telepaths?

We'd be homestuck trolls at that point, right down to every 13 year old in the species being a raging autistic asshole and all the adults either being frustrated drones of power-mad shitbags.

>>31781569

It wasn't what we were expecting. Let's leave it at that.

>>31781552

You can shoot yourself out of a canon, Derpy, but you can't shoot yourself out of the truth!

>>31781569

See >>31780788

>>31781583

Don't even joke about that.

>>31781583
Australia's government imposes more restrictions.

>>31781603

>>31781608
...
So, nothing changes at all...
Fucking humanity.

>>31781583
hats for everybody?

>look down
>2am

fuck

god damn Pony Gen, you ate my Saturday...again.

>>31781566
But now it seems that what she thinks is 'fame' is actually just her fucking up a lot and sometimes saving people. Either that, or the mob mentality of Equestria is about five times worse than in the real world. It's almost like Dash has deep psychological problems or something, who the fuck knows. It's too late for me to be thinking about the mental states of ponies.

>>31781569

I WANT ONE!

Preferably in Apple Bloom.

>>31781500
I've made note of it, don't worry.
>>31781553
You can get warforged pieces. They cost a bit but you can get them. Think of him as a Wizard/Artificer.

>>31781633
>that awkward feeling of being in a pony general saturday night and a bunch of other people being there too instead of being out with friends

>>31781569

I'm surprised no one's made a joke yet about, oh I don't know, >ponies confirmed for wearing diapers.

i already regret typing that.

>>31781608
But we can have sexy tans and don't reproduce like bugs.

Humanity: 1
Trolls: 0

>>31781538
Fuck that.

What if Nixon-era USAfound it?

>>31781642
You can have one.
You just have to birth it.

>>31781583
Australia bans ponies from Australia

>>31781636
Or maybe its a cartoon, where cartoony things happen

And when Dash doesn't get attention she gets a little mopey about it, but won't admit it.

>>31781633
its sunday morning here. I went to sleep at 9 on a saturday. What a fucking let down that was.

>>31781650

>That feel when it's Sunday night in your country, so you don't feel bad.

>>31781652
Fucking...
PQ shut the fuck up before you awaken something hidden deep within Moria

>captcha rantsays and

>>31781664

>>31781652
Goddamnit there's some things you keep in your head, anon.

>>31781642

OH FUCK MY HEART HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHH

>>31781657

Holy fuck that sounds painful.

Get me an epidural, this is going to be a while.

>>31781652

>>31781686
>TwilightsSharkDiaper.png

>>31781569

>>31781664
She isn't just getting mopey, she just had an entire episode where she practically threw a bitch fit when people weren't paying her attention.

>>31781689
Shut up robot
This was a fun episode and I liked it
Even if everyone else has a stick up their ass about it.

>>31781694
That's so 16 hours ago. People were yelling this in all caps in the stream.

hey /co/ remember this?

>>31781689

>>31781708

>>31781656
Or Kennedy-era.
>Everfree Forest is full of evil? Oh we can fix that!

>>31781710
>bitch fit

I don't think you've seen an actual bitch fit.

>>31781633
I know, right?

... I wonder what the main cast does if and when they wake up at 4am?

Applejack must get up and eat some sliced apples and a tuck from her very secret stash of peanut butter.

What would ponies look like in real life?

>>31781738
Oh humanity, your antics never cease to amuse me.

>Haven't seen episode
>Three seconds in
>See this

Pfffffffthahah

>>31781686

Too late.

>>31781730

>>31781708

Awesome.

>>31781507

Anyone got any feelings on this? I'm starting to think I might do it in January instead of that quest where all of the fans are sent to Equestria as ponies and you have to find a way to get back to Earth. That one just seems way too self-insert wish-fulfillment-y, even if the entire goal is to leave the damn place.

>>31781759
Horrifying.

They'd have dis-proportioned bodies and eyes the size of your hands.

>>31781761
>America
>Humanity

Pick one.

>>31781738
Actually I should've said Johnson-era

I NEED PICTURES!

PICTURES OF MARE-DO WELL!

>>31781732

>>31781755
>... I wonder what the main cast does if and when they wake up at 4am?

They post on /v/.

>>31781748
>practically
>i live with five sisters don't even start with me

>>31781755
>What the fuck are you eating?

>>31781759
Horrifying hairy alien quadrupeds with large eyes wings/horns.

Also elaborate head-hair.

Us humans could be decorative head-hair bros with them, since all of the other aliens are bald.

What if Equestria finds an abandoned Norwegian camp in Antarctica?

>>31781755

Dude, not even farmers wake up at 4am. They wake up at around 5:30am.

>>31781781

Rainbow Dash = Spider-Man
Mare-Do-Well = Batman

>>31781797
Burn it.

>>31781776
Humanity as a whole has done similar shit bro.

>>31781766
Gah.

>>31781786
As do I per chance
Dashs reaction was a lot less dramatic and emotional turmoil than the shit I hear over 'where's my fucking hairbrush!?' in the wee hours of the morn.

>>31781796
WHAT IF GARRUS WORE A WIG

>>31781686
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUIZvAe3RBg

Its just me or this is the best humanized Fluttershy?

>>31781782
>Myguessisyouwereexpectingthis.png

Not until after I had posted, ha.

Saved; thanks for doing it.

>>31781808
Except that's wrong. Governments, and individuals are guilty of crimes, not species.

>>31781849
neither of them
it's you and a whole bunch of other faggots

>>31781849
TOO ANIME

>>31781847

What if your calibrations orbited my can it wait for a bit.

>>31781849
She's pretty short compared to RD here

>>31781870
I kinda like that and her clothes.

>>31781797
Bum

Bum-Bum
Bum-Bum
Bum-Bum bum bum bum
Bum-Bum

>I don't even know WHAT the fuck is going on.

>>31781859
Oh boy, he's one of those.

>>31781849
This one's better.

>>31781891
But its the same artist...

>>31781894
Doesn't mean all of his art is equal.

>>31781839
I meant in the sense of
>children's cartoon
If someone else saves a few people in new york, spiderman doesn't lose his shit and try to unmask the person. stupid analogy, i know. at least its /co/ related

On an unrelated note, >>31781803
Now I am trying to unthink rainbow dash having a lesbian lover with a red mane named Mare-y Jane

>>31781910
But JJ draw all his humans with the same face.

>>31781894
And only one of them is naked and not a lesbian.

This one's better than both anyway.

>>31781891
>>31781849

>>31781891
>They make tender love
Squee Squee Squee Squee Squee Squee

>>31781848
Here, have the version they used in the film.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBoGSMuuHf4

>>31781704
Anyone have the comic this is from?

>>31781928
>Applejack and Applebloom are sleeping

>>31781891
Have big mac and FS ever interacted on the show even once? I don't think they have....yet

>>31781884
>Bum-Bum
>Bum-Bum bum bum bum


And another one gone and another one down

Another one bites the dust!

>>31781922
Yeah

They should be unique like how the show does it

>>31781949
Nope, and probably never will. I'm just fine with that, it's not like I'm calling it canon; I just think they'd be cute together.

>>31781928
OH GOD I KNOW RIGHT?

>>31781949
Only with AJ and Twilight.

>>31781949
episode 11, they interact like normal people. Fanon's biggest headcannon ruined forever

>>31781931
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBoGSMuuHf4
Appreciated but i have both the OST and the Complete recordings already.

>>31781887
>Logic
>"One of those."

How many children did you gas today anon? None?
Your town decide to commit genocide in the past week? No?
Would the vast majority of people find rape and murder morally detestable? Yes?

Then

>>31781924
CUTE!

>>31781952

Hey!
He's gonna get you too!
Another one bites the dust!

Well since no one replied I'm going to assume it's safe to go ahead and replace the quest I had planned for January with this new one.

>>31781885

I'm feeling an overwhelming urge to exploit this. brb, GIMP.

>>31781949

No, butt the fandom has built this shit up anyway.

>>31781953
It works fine in the show because all rook the same.

>>31781988
Hey at least is not OctaviaxScratch.

>>31781941

>>31781924
>And then they fucked.

>>31781968
>fanon's biggest headcanon

Haha, what? It's a minor ship, at best. And certainly not fanon.

>>31782003

>>31782014

>>31782003
>>31782014
>"FINALLY I CAN BE MYSELF"

>>31781766
and everyone thought
>"the pony fandom is turning into the sonic fandom"
was an incorrect statement back in june
i thought it was incorrect as well

>>31781986
Which one did you have planned for January, Lyra?

>>31781999
Aside from Ross I'm pretty sure all artists generally draw their faces similar wise. Why JJ garners the most face hate I don't know, probably because its anime like, but that shit never bothered me.

>>31782031
I don't even care.

>>31782031

>>31782031
you aren't helping faggot
Stop being off topic

>>31782031

Oh Dino-Fag, you're always wrong.

>>31782031
So who's our Chris-chan?

>>31782031
You guys are actually becoming an entity WORSE than the Sonic fanbase.

AND I LOVE IT. Finally getting a bit more respect despite being a Sonic fanboy

>>31782037

Like I already said, a while ago there was a hypothetical over the entire fandom being transported to Equestria as ponies or some shit, and someone posted a response about how they would lead a group of like-minded individuals in search of a way to return to their homes and their humanity, and when I asked if anyone would be interesting in doing that as a quest, a few people showed intere

HEY WAIT.

I'M NOT LYRA DAMN IT.

>>31782062
Wesdamaan.

>>31782026

>>31782062
Chris-Chan.

He was into ponies before you fags were.

>>31782062

nathan

>>31782062
Well, we have genderqueer people and transgendered people, so we have our TOMGIRLS

As for "really creepy fucks," well, we'd need to form some kind of MEGAZORD to get to Chris-chan levels.

>>31782068
So now you are twice as terrible?

>>31782073
Dude its ok, we know you are Lyra.
Scherzo is Dash btw.

>>31782031
Every fandom is like this.

Every. Single. One.

Fortunately, nothing can ever be as bad as the Sonic fandom, scientific impossibility.

What if Spike gets to sing a song?

>>31781924
Goddamned adorable.

>>31782101
Then he'd crank out something in a really fantastic baritone about how much he loves gem donuts.

Bonus points if he's using a potion to sound like Flutterguy.

>>31782085

Ooh! Ooh! I want to be the right arm!

>>31782055
does it really even matter?
i mean, the generals have no reason to exist on any day other than episode days

>>31782075
He's a gift from the gods!

>>31782091
What, you think I'm a ponyfag? PSSSSHT, hell naw!

>>31782085
>Legitimately transgendered people are comparable to Chrischan's desperate crossdressing bullshit

PAIN

>>31782101
Was anyone else reminded of the noir phase of ponyquest by Spike this episode?

>>31782128

>>31782126
So thats your excuse for coming in here and derailing with meta shit for the sake of it?

Fuck you

>>31782129
>Sonic fan
>Thinks he's better than anyone

Look at him, look at him and laugh!

>>31781924

>>31782120
>child
>baritone
...hearing a small child singing baritone would be pretty terrifying.

>>31782128

Griffy is a Lovecraftian horror from out of your wildest nightmares.

>>31782097
I used to love playing sonic 2 on my genesis when I was younger...now I can't even bring myself to mention the word "sonic" to anyone.

>>31782154
Why you have to make everything better? I love you.

>>31782153
The only thing lower then this would be that 40 year old overweight man who rummages in the Hotwheels.
And not by a large margin.

>Implying that sarcastic single mother pony isn't the absolute worst waifu and probably one of the shittier one-shot background ponies to appear on this retarded TV show

I can' begin to describe how much I hate that bitch man. She just irks me.

>>31782079

>>31782160
Oh but you know he'd do anything to impress DAS LADIES, and sounding like a little kid doesn't really tickle his fancy.

Come on, you know he'd palm Zecora some eclairs for the right ingredients for a poultice or potion.

>>31782129

No need to lie. You're among friends, brony.

>>31782095

...

aaaaaaaanyway, I'm going to replace it with a quest where you're one of the biologists working in a lab to create the first man-made biological species, which turns out to be the ponies we know and love. There is a fail-safe airborne virus that is supposed to incapacitate the ponies without harming the humans in the event of catastrophe, but it ends up backfiring and instead transforming the humans. You're lucky enough to get a gas mask on before transforming, but you have to make it out of the lab before one of the ponies manages to get you to transform.

I think that sounds a lot more fun myself.

>>31782163
same here bro
>that feel when it was the first game I ever played.

>>31782148
meh, if you're in such a mood for episode discussion, bring up something to discuss

>>31782153
We Sonicfags got it pretty good right now. Couple good games out, comics still going strong, and bronies taking all shit for being associated with sexual deviants.

Yup, pretty sweet times.

>>31782124
That's actually kind of sad. The image, that is.

>>31782195
You mean the art right? Is hard to watch.

>>31782145

You fucking know I was.

>>31782182
>implying I don't already have a gas mask stitched to my face

>>31782218
Well of course you were.

>>31782173
that's some weirdly sincere sarcasm you have going on there

>>31782182
>implying we wouldn't just let ourselves be transformed by the virus

>>31782140
On the face of it what's the difference? The only separation from CWC and some of the autist "I'm playing out my gender norms" folks is his intense inability to not release everything to the world in Asperger's stew.

Really. Non-neuro-normative people can have gender dysphoria just like the rest of us.

>>31782173

>mother and daughter on a picnic
>instantly assume single mother

>>31782191
We just were

Now its sonic

You fuckbag

Why are ponibooru servers so shitty?

>>31782217
Well, yeah, the art isn't great but I was referring to the concept.

>>31782182
Are you... trying to get us to run through Resident Pony? This is so confusing...

>>31782163
>Only person I've ever met who likes Sonic
>fat neckbeard who draws fan art all the time
>talks about it all the time
>Fan of shitty animu
>He's 20 years old, drawing fanart of a video game series that hasn't been any where close to decent since the mid 1990s

THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE

>>31782228
I think he means it.

>>31782182
Will it be set on Space station 13?

it is too late for ponies

>>31782173
>She was sick of Dash's shit from the moment she crashed their picnic.

That is some good character development, already hates the shittiest pony.