but it was bad anon

It's kinda funny when you think of threads on episode airdates as an oscillating scale of Statler and Waldorf.

>Boo!
>Boooo!
>That was the worst thing I ever heard!
>It was terrible!
>Horrendous!
>Well, it wasn't that bad.
>Oh yeah?
>There were parts of it I liked.
>Yeah, I liked a lot of it.
>Yeah, it was good, actually.
>It was great!
>It's wonderful!
>Ah, bravo!
>More!
>More!
>More!
>More!

>Brilliant!
>Weh... that was terrible.
>Oh it was good.
>Nah, that was very bad.
>Well, it was average.
>Weh... it was in the middle there.
>Ah, it wasn't that great.
>I kind of liked it.
>It was terrible.
>I loved it!
>Get 'em off!
>More!

What's with the sudden influx of clothes in the show?

>>31777981
>lol at AJ's accent and whatnot

holy shit now I want AJ to be in the next episode and break out the Manehattan accent

>>31778217
i admitted that since the morning
it was good
but it was the worst Season 2 episode yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

>>31778217
It wasn't bad, but the resolution seemed a little fast. Dash caught onto that abstract a little slowly, too.

Maybe she just has a low quotient for recognizing emotional states in herself and others?

>>31778266
Going to go with 'a fluke' or 'confirmation bias'

>>31778266

The art and animation are more detailed in S2 than in S1, so far.

When will we see more interaction between Dash and the Wonderbolts?

It was bad?
What was bad about it?

>>31778255
sounds like /v/ on

every

fucking

game

Come on, everyone!
SMILE SMILE SMILE

>>31778266
they need to somehow justify Rarity's existence

>>31778295
>/v/
>Games

>>31778289
>Dash
>hanging out with the Wonderbolts

> As a respectable human being, I have to say I find shipping in any way, shape or form reprehensible. All of you hiding behind the name of some fictional character as justification lack conviction and are as equally guilty of the sin as if you did it outright.

I see Cottonmouth is back.

Reposting in a night thread.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=397&chapter=10

Chapter 10, The Equestrian Renaissance. Humanized Dash x Gilda.

>>31778255

Speaking of Statler and Waldorf, anybody else catch The Muppets movie? I was a little let down.

>>31778326
>boop
IT'S NOT THE SAME MAN
IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME

>>31778281
>Everything is equal
Youtube users are retarded
but I was a little surprised to see them working together towards a goal

>>31778292
being forced
the pace

>>31778289
Since they seem to be doing the abandoning friends for your dreams episode with rarity, probably never.

>>31778334
He does shipping now.

>>31778343
seriously? from the trailers it looked like fun

>>31778351
>Since they seem to be doing the abandoning friends for your dreams episode with rarity

Nigga you crazy.

Goggles you are one of my favorite drawfags why will you not accept my blind praise?

>>31778351
I said interaction, not Dash running off with a knapsack to join the Wonderbolt Circus.

>>31778266

Because Rarity need to be more useful.

>>31778266
merchandise?

>>31778307
not until I get revenge....

>>31778343
spoiler tags please if you're gonna talk about it, cause it's not out in my country for a while

>>31778334
Who's Cottonmouth?

>>31778307
Those ponies need to brush their teeth!

Fabulosity is my favorite superpower.

>>31778349
>TERRIBLE PACE, DUDE

>>31778238
Even if it would have been pointless they could have at least tried.
Planning to show that someone is wrong by being better then her shouldn't be the first thing someone does.

>>31778403
writefag who hated on all other writefags from a long time ago

>>31778404
Brush them for me.
>captcha: fantasies, intoile

it was Okay.

>>31778370
What would you like to see between them then?

Other than
>Shipping.

idk I liked it. Maybe Dash haters will suffice with less gloating?

I'd love her anyway.

>>31778442
Maybe the Wonderbolts are on tour and they have a stop in Ponyville, and Dash tries to get involved.

Did anybody notice the BTAS reference?

>>31778446
cloudflare ate it

>>31778447
I've seen so much Dash today, this picture made my head hurt and my stomach want to vomit.

>>31778369
Are you kidding! I love blind praise. It's my favourite kind.

Also. Is this pony's special talent smoking? That's a pretty great talent.

>>31778446
don't you quote my posts you filty rapist

What tumblr is OP's pic from?

>>31778460
You mean the posters that everyone wants vectored and the chase scene music?
Nah I don't think so

>>31778446
The Ghost of Lethmas Future ate it?

>>31778465
But I even saw it show up! >>31778344 is a response to it!

>>31778460
if someone's missed it he's kinda in the wrong place tbh

>>31778479
http://ask-jappleack.tumblr.com/

>>31778473

>>31778473
Its the colours man.

>>31778465
Remeber to brush after every meal!

>>31778475
I bet he's Derpy's grandfather.

posting request hope you like

>>31778351
Well interaction =/= her joining with the Wonderbolts and leaving Ponyville forever, but I see what you're saying. I think the Rarity episode will somehow allow her to get her clothes in Canterlot but still stay in Ponyville somehow, probably by standing up for her friends and saying that they can't sell her clothes without being kind to Rarity's friends.

This whole episode concept seems a bit bizarre to me, I thought Hoity Toity and Sapphire Shores already sold Rarity's clothes in famous stores. Maybe she's trying to get her own store and needs Canterlot contacts? Maybe she just wants to move to Canterlot and has to realize the people there are assholes? I dunno.

I just know I want AJ to convince her to stay, I like the potential stuffy city folk asshole vs the honest kind country bumpkin thing they could do with this episode.

>>31778446
you sure? i didn't see it in my updater

>>31778442
I'd be elated to see Dash try to get an internship with the Wonderbolts. She ends up working the ground crew and trying -- TRYING -- to get a slot, bypassing the recommendations process.

After a while she learns two things: There are flyers just as accomplished as her and interns are only allowed on the ground for network and "material support" for insurance reasons.

I didn't see anything really wrong with it, other than the fact we've had two Dash episodes in a row now.

>>31778475
You should stream something. If you're worried about your coloring you could probably even get another drawfag to help you out. Maybe Rose herself.

But you're good already don't talk yourself down.

>>31778508
I saw it.
hell I still see it now
4chanX never forgets

WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING SONGS?!

8 EPISODES IN AND ONLY ONE SONG!

BUUUUUUULLLLLSHIIIIIIT

I thought the new episode was absolutely wonderful and I will most certainly ___ continue watching season two.

>>31778508
It was definitely there, with the filename "boop.png"

Are night pony threads always like this? Or is it because a new ep just aired and there's actually stuff to talk about.

I expected a lot more tripfags, porn and waifu shit tbh.

>>31778536

>>31778523
welp, i guess my settings are slow or something

i saw the empty reply post but no marker

>>31778536
>It's fucking nothing.

>>31778553
not that I want any of that...

>>31778361
They nailed the sentimentality of it. They nailed the nostalgia of it. Some good songs, one bad one. But it just didn't deliver in the gags and entertainment department. The Muppet Show was all about delivering one awful joke after another, rapidfire. Even though the jokes were so bad, it would still turn out to be funny, there were just so many of them. In this a lot of the gags were few and far between. Some decent cameos, but as many great ones as the original Muppet Movie. They set you up with the impression that you're going to see a lot of stuff from the old show. Swedish Chef. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker. Pigs in Space. That kind of think. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker only had one very brief scene, the Chef only had one good gag. Other than shots of the old set, and redoing the opening song and dance number, they didn't do much regarding the old show.

And what really got to me was Disney sticking their fingers in the pie. Lots of product placement for Cars 2. I guess that wasn't so unexpected or terrible, but what really made me roll my eyes was at the very end. At the big dance finale, they pan up to see a display of fireworks in the night sky. The first big firework to catch the eye is shaped like Mickey Mouse.

>>31778503
draw rainbow dash as nova. It's literally the only thing i want in this world to se

>HEY GUYS! GUYS! Our friend seems to be letting his/her popularity get to his/her head, and is starting to brag and boast! I say, instead of having a one on one talk with said induvidual and express our concern using rational argument, hopefully solving the problem then and there LIKE REAL FRIENDS SHOULD, we should plot behind his/her back, do a metric fuck ton of unessesary crap to make said character feel like total shit and then not apologize AT ALL when we reveal we where the ones causing grief the whole time, and make him/her sound like he/she was the one being a dick!

>Sound like a good idea right guys? RIGHT GUYS???

Every series does it, and I hate it every single fucking time.

>>31778536
Exploitable.

This episode was good and people are just overreacting to two dash episodes in a row.

>>31778505
I'd like to see the "defend your friends" thing but with her having to justify why she's friends with Applejack to the people in Canterlot.

The title seems to imply that it's going to be heavy on Pinkie though.

>>31778498
Dentists say that's a bad idea for the enamel actually

You should floss regularly though

>>31778543
Danny boy confirmed we'd have at least as many songs as last season.

Just means we're going to have higher density in the back half.

Chill.

>>31778553
Did you miss the last thread?

>>31778543
I know man, I heard there were a whole bunch this season though so I am expecting more songs in the second half

>>31778577
Because when you feed somenoe suger once, they like it, do it again, spit it out.

>>31778571
Again Rainbow Dash
Her head is one of the most dense materials in the universe

>>31778543
Shut the fuck up, goddamn. The last thing this show needs is to overdo the fucking songs.

Season 2 has really been letting me down. I swear the morals weren't so hamfisted in season 1... I really wish they'd expand on the universe more. I think the only new characters explored have been in episode 1 (Discord) and 4 (Luna). It seems to me Season 1 has one-off characters coming in all the time.

Just... give me some new characters to latch onto so I don't have to resort to retarded fandom ponies (like Derpy).

>>31778503
I love it.

>>31778515
As a Dashfag I'd like to see her with other Wonderbolts hopefuls and meet someone who can do hella rad tricks that Dash isn't yet up to doing. She doesn't seem to excel at stunts other than her raw speed so far.

>>31778604
Kinda like they're overdoing it with RD.

>>31778571
>reasoning with Rainbow Dash
Dude what?

>>31778570
nova from starcraft?

>>31778571
Sitting down and talking calmly isn't entertaining to six year olds now though, is it.

Worst episode since Lesson Zero. Still not as bad as Owl's Well That Ends Well, at least.

>>31778593
"Lol we shouldn't TALK to Rainbow Dash about this, it's not like she's a PERSON or anything!"
> this is what faggots actually believe.

>>31778604
>hating the mlp songs
why anon
why
actually I sort of miss the old intro
dash's voice sounds so fucked in the new one

>>31778621
More likely Nova from Marvel Comics.

>>31778571
At least Rainbow Dash didn't go all Snidely Whiplash and go out of her way to undo the Mare-Do-Well, or actually intentionally create a problem for her to fix and get the glory for.

I think for what the episode could have been it handled itself quite nicely.

>>31778628
Lesson Zero was great, you're an idiot.

>>31778446

>>31778639
>overdo
>hate

>>31778647
>AAAH AAAH AAAH AAAAAAAAH
>R.I.P.

i drew spitfire u guys

>>31778657
well, not liking then

There has been one (1) new song in Season 2. We need more. Seriously. What material is Eurobeat Brony going to use???

>>31778617
I think they're just making up for her having the least screentime in S1.

>>31778647
So like Spitfire?

>>31778628
>>31778652
lesson zero was average

like

over a barrel average

>>31778616
I think if and when she ever gets an audition she's going to have a very rude awakening regarding her control, balance, and poise while flying.

As it is she's hellaciously fast but it'd be like a street speed dancer trying to do professional ballet. Sloppy, uncoordinated. Teachable, but "quite a bit left to learn in this one."

>>31778673
saved

>>31778639
I didn't say anything about hating them. Just that if you have a song every episode it would get old and annoying fast.

>>31778652
lesson zero was shit
I hated how fucked up twilight looked and the plot was the most benign bullshit ever and just designed to set up episodes without twilight.

So is Dash still fat or what?

>>31778593
>>31778630
Again, dash didn't understand what they were trying to do until twilight out and out said it at the end.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI&hd=1#t=20m30s

Note Dash's response.

>>31778673
I like her tits.

>>31778715
The fattest

Why do you think Bon Bon was in her club?

>>31778688
Nova loves to brag and smack talk. He'd fit pretty well with Dash I think

>>31778691

Rainbow Dash has never shown herself to be uncoordinated when flying. Quite the opposite; when she's focusing she can pull off the most complicated of maneuvers. Her failures only occur when she gets distracted or arrogant.

>>31778713
It gave us lots of stuff to work with, what did we get out of this episode?

>>31778737
Dash isn't know for being able to focus for long periods of time though.

>>31778639
>dash's voice sounds fucked in the new one
I thought I was the only one who thought this

A bash script to record episodes through component PCI card and upload them, based on a schedule.

Should I make? Would be interested?

>>31778623
>>31778619
>>31778593


Even though she's thick skulled, I got pretty pissed that episode since the whole point of the show up until that point was "HUURR DURR the importance of friendship and how to be a good friend"

Was AJ being honest to Rainbow by plotting behind her back?

Was Fluttershy being kind by watching AND assisting in pissing of her friend?

Fuck no

Yes, I mad

This episode was the first episode of Season 2 I had to skip a couple of minutes of.

I just can't stand these sorts of failed bragging scenes, in any show.

I'm still watching the new episodes as they give me something to talk about online, but...
After episode 4 I'm personally finding they are starting to fall into a mediocore flat valley.

Waiting for the next episode that is on par with 3 and 4 in Season 2.

I was having a conversation with someone on Twitter today and he was gushing about how great the lessons are in the show and how greatly they're handling the characters' emotional development.

And I was like: you do realize that this is a kids' show right? That each individual episode's Aesop isn't going to contribute to characterization in the slightest?

Some people value this show much more than they should. Just watch it, laugh at the funny faces, enjoy the animation, appreciate the writing. If you're outside of the target audience and claim to be learning lessons from the show... just end your life.

>>31778753
I'm not saying this episode was great either...
I think what mostly killed lesson zero was Twilight's psychotic look. Didn't fit the artstyle of the show at all imo.

>>31778773
I thought it as well. Ashleigh is getting old. All that smoking is catching up to her.

>>31778690

>Over a Barrel
>Lesson Zero
>average

Yeah. I think I'm done with this pony thing. It was an excellent troll while it lasted, but it just isn't as funny anymore.

Was it just me, or did Scootaloo sound exactly like Twilight in this episode?

Now that we've gotten the worst episode of the show out of the way, hopefully we can get back to good episodes. Thankfully the next episode stars the best pony.

>Twilight Sparkle
>Believes in magic AND science

>>31778783
>HUURR DURR the importance of friendship and how to be a good friend

This is not the point of the episode retard.

>>31778737
She was kicked out of flight school and/or left voluntarily. She may be able to accomplish the stunts SHE HERSELF is capable of planning, but that's far from saying she knows all of the nuances of flying in formation or has the dedication to study and perform 'standards.'

If anything leaving flight school would be a black mark on her resumé. She may need a remedial course in advanced mechanics to even meet the Wonderbolt's basic standards.

>>31778773

I'd fuck Dash's voice

>>31778753
Hydroelectric power, cranes weird sycophantic behavior from the townsfolk, that deformed baby.

>>31778755

That's beside the point. Her failure wouldn't occur for the reasons chistery stated.

>>31778803
Alrighty. See you tomorrow.

>>31778803
0/10

>>31778733
I fully admit that it's been a long time since I read those comics. But I thought she was more stuck up and snooty, like Rarity.

>>31778813
yeah
in a world where magic exists and is used on a daily basis it's not a big surprise

>>31778783
>Let's anonymously show up one of our best friends to show her what a dyke she's being.
>Pinkie: Okay but when she finally snaps and decides to pin one of us down it's gonna be me, GOT IT?!

>>31778799
Over A Barrel wasn't that good really...
But Lesson Zero is awesome

>>31778803
Remember, you're here forever.

>>31778809
This one, right?

>>31778803
Ok bye!

>>31778799
Agreed, that's far too much undeserved praise for those episodes.

>>31778780
>>31778780
>>31778780
>>31778780
???

>>31778817
>She was kicked out of flight school and/or left voluntarily

When they talk about this?

>>31778821
I loved the tesla coils decorated with hearts. Made them run 20% more efficient.

>>31778834
...Who? Nova, or Dash? Nova's a guy.

>>31778813
Shit's the same stuff broseph

The latest episode makes me want another Super Hero episode, maybe where the entire main six (Possibly plus Spike) gain super powers (I mean more blatant super powers) and become a super team called the Elements of Justice!
Possibly to put a whole lampshade on the thing, they apparently depower at the worst possible moment only for someone else to remind them that they're all pretty much super powerful WITHOUT the powers they had been using.

>>31778817

...and when was it established that she was kicked out of flight school, again?

>>31778821
Not as good as Smartypants.

>>31778835
Well magic is a science.

Its doesnt just HAPPEN doopity doo, you need concentration and knowledge and skill

>>31778855
Gilda mentioned that Dash dropped out of flight school.

>>31778783
AJ is a pretty big cunt herself. She's probably very resentful about being an earth pony.

>>31778873
Gilda says she dropped out, so its a bit ambiguous.

>>31778821
Yeah, I guess for the fan fiction writers, also dash blushing.

>>31778873
>>31778855
> MLP posters don't watch the show
Just get the fuck out.

>>31778874
I wonder if we will see smartypants again
sort of like owlowibliscus, everyone thought he would be gone forever then blamo he's back in mtbpw
I mean, twilight never got him back from big mac

>>31778880
>wet hair Fluttershy

>>31778880
Why is Trixie in this?

>>31778813
Didn't that famous argument of Sagan's involve a purple fire-breathing dragon?

>>31778780
wouldn't it be better if you asked @ places where the episodes are actually uploaded to? Like ponyarchives for example?

lesson zero is my favorite episode because it reminds me of family guy

>>31778880
If I ever see someone using this wallpaper I will punch them in the face once for each pony.

>>31778874
That too.

>>31778913
>asking why trixie, a side character, is in it
>completely fine with octavie, a fan named BG pony

>>31778911
It's a poorly drawn cartoon horse you furfag.

Stop that.

>>31778571
If they hadn't done what they did, a baby and a bunch of construction workers would be dead and Ponyville would be underwater. Rainbow Dash can shove her hurt feelings up her fucking ass.

>>31778894
AJ is not a cunt. I require three in-show examples of AJ being unpleasant (and you can't use examples of when she was being controlled by discord.)

>>31778880
This makes me feel things.
Strangely enough its not boners, its anger.

>>31778915
He was the most brilliant man to ever sound like Kermit the Frog.

>>31778880
>Filename
>Read as wet_mares

NONONONONONONONONONONONO

>>31778913
same reason as octavia

>>31778570
if you have a reference i will try something

>>31778788
there was a big post last thread pointing out how some of the lessons still carry over. They've built on Rarity and Fluttershy as the series has gone along.

Dash will always be somewhat of a braggart but I don't think she's going to ever be this arrogant again

>>31778880

Hmm...

nah

all of them lined up next to each other like that just highlights that they're all made from the same template

>>31778934
I didn't see Octavia in the thumbnail, but fair enough.

What are you gonna sing, /co/?

>>31778841
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>31778814

Read the post again, or stop trolling

>>31778817

You know what Rainbow Dash oughta do? Form her own Wonderbolts! With blackjack and hookers!

Actually, forget the hookers in this case.

http://sooaweso.me/

This site is so awesome

>>31778944
I hope not. There was far too much emphasis on it today.

>>31778813
>Eberron
>Warforge
>Trains with lightning elementals bound to them
>Airships with fire elementals bound to them
>mixture of Magic and Science
Ya. You can have both.

>>31778940
No, the most brilliant man to ever sound like Kermit the Frog was Jim Henson

>>31778958
FUS RO DAH

>>31778937
aren't there like 5 in applebucking season already?

>>31778960
But Blackjack is a shitty flyer

>>31778967
omg it moves!

>>31778960
While I realize this is a joke

... Go on ....

...So, if Rainbow Dash hadn't been a huge attention horse, the runaway carriage would have gone over the edge, the construction workers would have died/been seriously injured and the dam would have burst without anybody nearby to fix it?

>>31778958

>You want this cake?

>I WANT IT

>You want this cake?

>I WANT IT

>You want this cake?

>TA-DAAA!

>>31778958
There's only one appropriate song for this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA

>>31778521
Alright them.
Stream it is.
http://www.livestream.com/goggle

>>31778986
AJ is a total bro in ABS. She is practically falling asleep and still helps her friends no matter what.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24tnc4GKzUo

Just reminding you this exists.

>>31778958
HOW DO I

GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU

IF I HAD TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU

WHAT KIND OF LIFE WOULD THAT BE

I get that the creators of the show have been trying to avoid taking suggestions from bronies (and they're absolutely correct in that) but... couldn't they throw us a bone in some way? Not like SHOW DERPY HOOVES or HAVE RD MAKE OUT WITH SPITFIRE kind of stuff, but just have an episode or two more about universe stuff or non-major characters or some sort of plot episodes. I know they try and keep it staunchly for little kids but with the amount of viewership they're getting I highly doubt Hasbro would get mad if they raised the bar just a little bit.

In other news the animation keeps improving. The RD going down a river scene in the latest episode looked so snazzy.

>>31779022
Derpy, no! Bad pony! Down, down!

YOU CRETINS HAVE CREATED A MONSTER

ITS ONE THING TO LIKE A SHOW

ITS ANOTHER THING TO MAKE MORE PORN OF A KID'S SHOW IN LESS THAN A YEAR THAN ALL THE WORGEN AND TAUREN PICS ON e621 COMBINED.

This... this is all YOUR fault!

You picked up the show

You drove it to /b/

YOU spread the cancer.

I like the show. I just can't stand all the pony porn that gets in my way while I browse for my equine fix. Its still all your fault.

Uncle fuckers.

>>31779026
Our bone is Derpy and background pony pairings.

>>31778980
>said that out loud
I might have played that game too much.

>>31779000

Judging by just how often horrible accidents occurred in this episode, I'd guess that lethal accidents occur all the time in Equestria and Dash stopping a few was a break from the norm.

It also explains why there are so much fewer male ponies than female ones, too...

>>31779026
>Wanting fanon to become canon
1/10, you got me to reply.

>>31778888
>>31778905
Spoilered for headcanon bullshit: I speculate Dash was on the verge of getting kicked out (though it's possible she could have salvaged her grades and such) and pulled a "you can't fire me! I quit!" thing. and stormed out.

Thank god I cant wait for a bunch of you fags to start leaving in droves. These threads could stand to slow down a bit.

>>31779025
go on

>>31779040
>Uncle fuckers
>that song starts playing in my head again

>>31779026
Well, Rainbow Dash did say "darn it".

>>31779040
MLPG posts enough pony porn. Hell, the only good community is Ponygoons because they forbid it.

>>31779040
WHAT'S THAT? A REQUEST FOR PORN? WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!

>>31779040
Is been over a year, Napoleon Bro-napart

>>31779043

>That feel when your PC is too shitty and it makes Skyrim lag like a cunt even at lowest grafix

>>31779022
Derpy is an ugly pon
But kind of cute, kind of like a pug; ugly-cute

>>31779084
>PC
>too shitty to run Skyrim
how does this even happen

i think the writing is going downhill and it's getting more forced crap for the sake of toys
the train in the intro is just the beginning
then tank, with the aesop shit you could see coming several miles away
now in the span of 20 minutes they give us
>RAINBOW DASH IS NOW FAMOUS INSTEAD OF BEING JUST A NORMAL PONY
>OH SHIT SHE'S GETTING FULL OF HERSELF
>SOMEONE IS NOW BETTER THAN HER
>SHE FAILS
>BETTER ONE IS REVEALED TO BE HER FRIENDS TEACHING HER A LESSON ABOUT BEING HUMBLE
it was just so much in so little time, and the pacing felt like shit because how does a town that's normally so calm have so many fucking tragedies in a week
also is it common practice to leave gaping chasms and sheer cliff faces at the end of roads?

>>31779000
They all seem to be made out of rubbery and marshmallow anyway so probably no serious injuries.

>>31779048
Wait, if AJ is much stronger than Dash is, why did she need Dash's help to break down the barn

>>31779058
OH I

I NEED YOU IN MY ARMS NEED YOU TO HOLD

YOU'RE MY WORLD MY HEART MY SOUL

IF YOU EVER LEAVE

BABY THAT WOULD TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING GOOD IN MY LIFE

>>31779073
SON OF A DICK CUT FAG SHIT WHORE!

>>31778979
YOU JUST BLEW MY DAMN MIND.

Picture unrelated.

>>31779091
>the aesop shit
But the moral of the story wasn't "slow and steady wins the race".

>>31779090

I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

>>31779090
Evident by the faggot roommate of mine who plays at 15fps. Shits disgusting.

>>31779088
>ugly-cute

>>31779075
So does Ponychan.
But let's not go there.

>>31779091
Gotta remember it's also a fucking kids show

>>31779090
Im poor

>>31779091
spike_its_a_cartoon_show.png

>>31779135
>Ponychan forbids pony porn
It's a chan. Moderation and a chan do NOT mix.

>>31779091
They lampshade the road heading into the cliff but I agree that the pacing of the episode felt weird. Wasn't even a case of "too much shit in too little time", the pet episode fit a ton of shit in the episode and it didn't seem weird. Something about this episode was just...off.

I still liked it but the pacing seemed fucked up

>>31778998

...oh, um...

She has to get funding, so everyone helps out or something? Twilight Sparkle helps Dash pick out the right health insurance company for employee benefits?

I didn't think that far ahead.

Only her back legs.

>>31779040
>asking 4chan to not do stuff
I'm sure that'll end well...

>>31779139
Thats the excuse of the lazy

>>31779124
My PC is mostly composed of parts that are 2 years old and I can still run on high settings at 50+ fps

>>31779145
reinstall morrowind and relive the real ES experience: MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS MISS HIT MISS MISS SPELLFAIL DIE uninstall.exe

>>31779026
Well, Rainbow Dash couldn't write...

>>31779151

>>31779152
I agree but keep in mind that the shithole we are currently posting in bans ALL porn including non-sexual nudity.

>>31779152
They have like 14 mods, who spend 12-14 hours a day on.
It's terrifying.

Rainbow Dash is getting all kinds of doubles tonight.

>>>/v/118267499

>>31779167
I would massage McGirdlecudddy and Kicks McGee all night.

>>31779145
>people sad cause of no money
>I bought two versions of it(PC and PS3), Uncharted 3, SR3 and AC: Revelations
>mfw

Back to drawing this wizard and pony concepts.

>>31779167

I think she is stronger in general now because Dash said: SHE IS STRONGER THAN ME!
Also AJ stop the shit with her backlegs and Dash fail using her whole body.

>>31779189
Luna is a royal pony

She requires a big brushie

>>31779091
It's part of Jewett's American Monomyth. In order for there to be a superlative hero to swoop in and save the day, there's always a day that needs saving. As a narrative device the public is always incapable of dealing with the problems they face through 'apartment fires,' 'nuclear disasters,' and 'babies in carriages careening down hills.'

In essence in order for it to be a straight-up superhero narrative there needs to be HELPLESSNESS each and every time.

He makes the point in a later book that this is reflected in American popular culture especially and casts some pretty dark shadows on what Americans think a democratic society can accomplish in the face of unusual circumstances.

But never fear, Ponyville will go back to being idyllic as soon as Dash doesn't need to save the day, at least until THE MANE SIX need to SWOOP IN AND SAVE THE DAY WITH FRIENDSHIP.

Picture unrelated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSh0SKtC1c

>>31779097
Cause AJ can't nuke the fucking thing from orbit

>>31779182
/co/ is a sfw board ...

The Lion Bears Its Blades at Rarity for being a cock sniffing bitch whore slut that's everything wrong with women.

>>31779209
>buying it
>twice no less

>>31779200
I would spread apart Slick Wrinkles and Foldy Chiffon.

>>31779209
I wish I had a job

>>31779229
I would never go to the prom with DERPy, her eyes are way to DERPY for ME!

Is this the latest version?

>>31779022
I like happy Derpy

>>31779185
At least they have mods that do something, though moot has been more active as of late

>>31779243
only in name

>>31779091
It's not so bad when you consider it to be a light-hearted show that really shouldn't be taken seriously.

It's a superhero plot, and they took the advantage of playing with superhero clichés like roads ramping off of cliffs and children being stuck in a well. It works like an affectionate parody of the usual corny cartoon heroism, which is why I guess I don't see it so poorly.

As for the pacing... well, I didn't really feel it. I guess I just kinda like breezy episodes over the sluggish ones that take fifteen minutes to build up to one big scene.

Which pony saved the one in the balloon in the beginning?

>>31779260
I think so, not sure though

>>31778847

That squee sound...I want that

>>31779229
Derpy is a pretty pony

>>31779209
>BUYING video games

>>31779261

so cheerful
almost makes you want to start smiling too

>>31779273
Applejack.

>>31779284
Pretty ugly.

>>31778278
>adult AJ busts out the Manehattan accent to the shock of Rarity and all the stuffed shirts in Canterlot
Do want

>>31778924
stop

>>31779097
>why did she need Dash's help to break down the barn

She didn't. As a country aristocrat, AJ employs free labor whenever possible.

>>31779282
http://kyrospawn.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Soundboard-V7-0-244757196

>>31779284
You like this, don't you anon?

>>31779263
Now only if he updated the chan software to match the glorious Russianchan one...

WHERE'S MY RUSSIAN CHAN MOOT?
WHERE IS MY IMPROVED 4CHANX/4CHAN + INTEGRATED IN THE SITE?

>>31779296

>>31779313

I can't have been the only one wondering what the hell those sounds were of just before this scene.

>>31779189
It's brushie time!

>>31779190
I'm leaving.

It all makes sense.

You cannot be a fan and maintain your dignity.

I shall never utter another word, type another sentence, post another image about this show.

I'll just watch it.

By myself.

Because that's the only way to avoid causing any more hate.

Join me, /co/.

Leave MLPG forever. Leave Ponychan, Ponybooru, and EqD forever.

It'll heal our image.

>>31779323
Stupid sexy mail-delivery derpy.

>>31779097
Simple, AJ just wanted a show and doesn't take as much enjoyment from destruction as Dash does.

>>31779266
yeah
well, I mean sfw by 4chan standards

>>31779252
>>31779286
I do what I want.

This was a really bad episode but I'm not losing my faith in the show. MLP has been too brilliant for too long to just give up on after one sub-par showing.

>>31779333
I would brush the that underage horse

>>31779305

Rainbow Dash does the jobs American ponies don't want to do.

>>31779235
> NO ONE CARES: THE MOVIE
And this is why you shouldn't let LAS students post online.

>>31779332
best background pony right here

>>31779261
There's a part of me that wants to write a Derpy x Megatron fapfic.

with Derpy full Rain Man retarded, and Megatron speaking only in actual quotes from the original cartoon series.

>>31779313
>>31779331
Goddamn zombie ponies.

>>31779344
Why can I not remember what that character is from?

>>31779339
>implying you can leave
Dude many have tried
All have failed.

>>31779339
Yes, I can stay on /b/

>>31779343
Even then, the mod here on /co/ can, and has, brought on the ban hammer numerous times. Just let them know that someone is posting furry porn, and watch him rush in with Mjolnir.

>>31778803
>mfw those are my exact thoughts right now
I know, I was disturbed when people seriously began discussing the show. I mean, yeah, it is surprisingly not bad, but its not GOOD on it's own merit enough to warrant this kind of obsessive fandom.

>>31779339
Leave faster. You're still talking.

>>31779339
But /co/ is the good part of it. /co/ is the part that stays out of the way.

>>31779372
Legacy of Kain franchise
forgot the name too though...

>>31779350
Its not that I dont want to, its just I'm not strong enough to kick apples from a tree

>>31779047
Not what I meant at all. I'm waiting for them to expand on their universe so we don't /have/ to resort to fanon.

>>31779364
But why?

>>31779296
say that to her hubby!

>>31779390
Raziel.

>>31779344
THREEEEEE WEEEEEEKS.

>>31779372
Raziel from Soul Reaver.

SR2 is the best game in that franchise.

>>31779372
>>31779390
Raziel you bastards!

>>31779368
Deroy is so silly, that even as a brain eating zombie, she would end up just licking you because she forgot to bite?

>>31778334
>As a respectable human being, I have to say I find shipping in any way, shape or form reprehensible.

LOOK OUT EVERYONE, IT'S THE NO FUN BRIGADE.


>All of you hiding behind the name of some fictional character as justification lack conviction and are as equally guilty of the sin as if you did it outright

What the fuck does this even mean.

>>31779394
What the fuck

>>31779407
Soul Reaver 1 was the best one.

>>31779364
... I'd read it for the novelty and the quotes.

>>31779390
Thank you - name slipped from me after all these years.

>>31778908
>>31778905
>>31778888

What the fuck are you talking about, I just checked the episode and they never say that.

>>31779364
From the perspective of Starscream

>>31779339
my feelings EXACTLY

>>31779395
I don't know. I've always hated that meme.

But the dialogue would be... interesting.

Megatron always says things like

"Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal!"

"Power flows to the one who knows how. Desire alone is not enough. "

and

"Can't Thrust carry out a simple mission?"

>>31779394
Okay so Fluttershy achieves her dream of becoming a tree, but why is she in frozen Rainbow Dash world

>>31779394
wtf
what the fuck
what the fuck did you do to fluttershy?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO FLUTTERSHY?

>>31778639
Am I the only one who thinks that Applejack's part in the new intro sounds... really echo-y?

>>31778628
>>31778713
>Lesson Zero
>Bad

>Because Twilight went off model

But that's wrong.

did someone say shipping?

>>31779339
>dignity
>posting as anon
>on 4chan
what
no seriously what

>>31779421
It was posted last thread

You missed the context

People were saying that they loved Pinkie Pie's innocence so that's why they hated shipping

So that guy's saying that if you only hate shipping because of some character you might as well be shipping yourself

It's all a very deep social commentary

Like some real fucking Jonathan Swift shit

>>31779364
>>with Derpy full Rain Man retarded
>>Derpy full Rain Man retarded
>>full Rain Man retarded
>>full retarded
NEVER GO FULL RETARDED!

>>31779486
>>31779481
And why does she have Scootaloo's colour scheme.

>>31779491
>flarity

>>31779479
>"Power flows to the one who knows how. Desire alone is not enough. "


"I wuv u 2"

>>31779410
They'll all know him once he unites the Reaver with the Elements of Harmony...

>>31779486
She became a tree...in a ice world...that's covered in Rainbow's blood?
I don't fucking know. I stopped questioning things long ago.

>>31779491
No, but if somebody did, there's a much better one for Fluttershy.

>>31779394
Looks like Sheogorath got to Equestria.

>>31779487
>Lesson Zero
>Bad

Nothing wrong with that part of the quote.

>>31779358
do you even know her name?

>>31779508

you don't like ANYTHING, do you?

>>31779508
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs

>>31779518
>Exposition exposition Kane is a dick exposition exposition flip of a coin

>>31779536
I like things but we are like 10 disgusted Sweetie anons right now...

Episode rocked. Haters, etc.

I'm reminded of the immortal prophet Chappelle who once said, "No matter what, everyone will complain. Everyone will say 'it's not as good as the season before it'"

>>31779491
I don't think so, but here's a better one for Rarity.

>>31779534
Amethyst or something

>>31779494
Can you please stop posting like that.
You don't add any meaning by putting so many fucking new lines.
It's just really annoying.

>>31779554
>10

>>31779534
it's sparkler isn't it? it's just a fan name anyway who cares

>>31779555
Season 2 is better than s1 except this one and may the best pet win ofc.

>>31779362
I am seriously missing something here.
I'm guessing I haven't gotten to that episode yet.
Assuming that IS in fact an episode of Doctor Who.

>>31779556
>Rarijack

>>31779540
>exposition exposition lands on its edge exposition exposition free will

>>31779540
Yeah, the story is the point. What are you, some kind of CoDfag?

Alaskan Pollock for life.

>>31779556
>AJ will never give you the light of day because she's already eating sophisticated pony juices from Rarity's pale vag.

>>31779026
>In universe stuff

They're doing that in a few weeks. Something about the characters putting on play about how Equestria was founded.

>>31779558
Actually it's Sparkler

Can anyone explain me how this Derpy x Megatron thing started

>>31779564
But you see

if I post like this

I feel like a free ponyfag butterfly

forcing you all

to suck my mighty pony-laced balls

and sup on the sweetness

of my hate

>>31779564
That's only going to encourage people to do it more often.
And in caps.

>>31779332
So what are they going to do with a jar of peanut butter, one piece of bread, and four donuts? An open-faced peanut butter and four donut sandwich? Pinkie isn't even in that scene.

>>31779556

Mah nigga.

>>31779590
Is sad but im happy for her.

>>31779596
greatest thread EVER!

>>31779596
it turns out leth was derpy, before he had a trip

>>31779578
Its a Titanic parody more then anything

>>31779040
>You

I watched the show without posting about it for months, I didn't do shit.

Fuck /b/, and fuck the furfags.

>>31779536
i'm pretty sure the more or less "original" sweetie belle guy likes TwiDash and Rarijack

>>31779610
Maybe their special talents are bizarre cooking scenarios?

>>31779604
Stop doing that!
It's really bothering me.
Nobody wants to read all that.

>>31779637
Yea thats me, its kinda funny how that thing took off.

>>31779628
>it turns out leth was derpy, before he had a trip

Or so the poneis would have us believe

>2 episodes about worst pony
>both episodes suck

Just kidding. I liked May the Best Pet Win. This one was just terrible. Rainbow Dash is still a cunt though.

>>31779630
I started watching in April...>>31779630

>>31779629

>titanic parody

Time for some baw.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOfmXHa3Asg

>>31779628
do you have the first thread where they met?

>>31779610
Summoning ritual components for a candyvag succubus.

>>31779573
the big discussion there was on the toy names means alot of people care

>>31779152
>Moderation and a chan don't mix

Hello there /b/.

>>31779637
well, I like Rarijack, but I prefer Flutterdash actually

>>31778249
no it wasn't. Ya it was a pretty bad episode but hell it had its moments and we were entertained for a good 20 minutes. Not every episode can be a gem.

I wouldn't mind having a pony girlfriend.

We could be progressive as fuck together, breaking down race barriers and shit.

>>31779332
Thought it might be rape, then I realized what I was watching

>>31779688
Bitch you are not the original Sweetie guy.

>>31779610
It's ponies, they ain't gotta explain shit

>>31779590
close!

Just smoked a bowl and now feel pleasantly pepper

>I will never smoke a bowl with Fluttershy and Big Mac

Feels bad man

>>31779628
hmm wait
thats teh wrong one
fuck I thought I only had one with megatron..

>>31779182
>SFW board doesn't have porn on it

Let's keep it that way.

>>31779695
All episodes should be a gem. Does Hasbro not understand how I'm sticking my neck out for them by writing risque fanfics and wearing my 20% cooler shirt?

>>31779707
I know the real Sweetie Anon and he likes Appleshy and Pinkiedash.

>>31779610
Oh, they'll eat up the peanut butter, no matter where you put it.

>>31779716
part 2

>>31779679
Hello forumfaggot

>>31779713

>you will never have an awesome high mmf threesome with fluttershy and big mac

>>31779729
Nope I like Rarijack and Twidash.

>>31779704
Can you imagine the situation when you'd finally confess your love to her?

Or to the rest of the world?

Some /b/ kid would probably track you down and shoot you with his dad's handgun.

>>31779711
Damn it, I'm DRINKING CIDER.

>>31779748
Bitch you are not the original Sweetie guy.

>>31779713
I always imagine Fluttershy being SUPER straight edge

She wotn even drink coffee

>>31779556
Applejack's face really makes this image

>>31779761
Did you have a ladyboner?

>>31779763
YES IM!

>>31779746
Dude... that one... that actually hurts...

>>31779761
Awesome. Now imagine Applejacks moistened, puckered butthole.

>>31779746
> That feel when by default a threesome with them would be MFF
FEELSGOODMAN

>>31779377
>Wanting to stay on /b/

>DOUBLES DOUBLES DOUBLES
>LOL I POST JAILBAIT
>RON PAUL /b/, WHAT SHOULD I NAME MY PENIS?
>TRIPS TELLS ME WHAT TO LIGHT ON FIRE
>REQUESTING GORE DUMP