>>31777111
scootaloo doesn't deserve an episode because she likes meat too much.

So if there's advanced machinery like cranes in ponyville, are there other things?

Like guns?

>>31777202
Since everything's powered by magic, I don't see why not.

Fuck, they don't need gunpowder or anything like that. Remember when Rarity used her magic to throw the pillows around? They can do that with metal projectiles, and they can cast spells to ward off air resistance.

Magic railguns.

>>31777202
Rainbow referred to herself as faster than a "bullet" at one point, so I assume there are guns.

>>31777575
There are also tanks, if Tank's christening is anything to go by. Makes you wonder what Equestria was at war with to necessitate making tanks and guns.

>>31777673
I was wondering about that.
Plus, there's those moments with the cows and sheep that seem to imply slavery of sentient animals.
Not to mention the fact that they keep pigs, and I know of no other use for a pig than as food, despite their usual implications about being vegetarians.

Alright, just watched the episode.
I called the shit outta that whole thing.

I agreed with everyone else during the first run of Saturdays episode, about it being forced and not that great, but after watching it again without constantly reading the chat and checking the general I can say that I really liked this episode.

Sure it was predictable but I don't watch MLP for plot twists. The episode was solid and not as bad as we've been making it out to be.

My only real problem was how quickly Scoots turned on Dash. I felt like that may have been too odd of a thing for her to do.

>>31777673
first contact war?

I was thinking about what would happen if, humans found a wormhole or portal to the planet where MLP:FiM takes place,

I don’t think humans would be welcomed, with the way ponies are suspicious, judgmental, fear mongering, and sort of xenophobic.

>>31778838
Scootaflop

Flipflop.

Started Season 2 and I'm up to episode 4. God Twilight, your mental breakdown was even worse than Pinkie Pie's and her's was pretty bad to begin with. Also, Luna is awesome in own way.

>>31783028
And what would the reaction of the humans be? The mankind of today would want to exploit and control (enslave?) a species they viewed as mealy animals (multi colored horse likes beings) they would not even be able to understand each other (the rune like letters in various episodes make me doubt that ponies speak english).

Someone have a cap of her blushing?

so cute

>>31783090
Luna eclipsed ep made me sort of sad that we won't see filly luna anymore. I'm it was a marketing/toy decision.

rewatching season one. it was so much better than 2.

If MLP makes it to season 3, we will all regret it.

>>31783119
I think it depends on the setting the humans come from

>>31783572
Might not even be humans, perhaps klingons!

I finally got around to watching this episode.

Soooooo... what's the deal here? Dinky loses her mom somehow, so Derpy adopts her?

>>31783125

>>31784367
i didn't see derpy in the race.

i think everyone in the previous thread got banned

>>31784398
Not again

>>31784398
I sincerly doubt that

just disroiented from 404 perhaps

>>31784423
notice how nobody is posting?

>>31784423
But we got banned.
FUcking mods.

>>31784447
What was the message?

>>31777960
The pigs are raised to feed to domesticated hydras, whose eggs make unequaled omelettes.
Also for the Equestrian Mafia to dispose of bodies.

>>31784451
Something along the lines of "Post in the official pony thread".

>>31784434
no?

>sarcasm.exe has performed a illegal operation and must shut down

anyway even if there were bans, it'd only take a router reset to be back.
Unless the previous thread discussion killed the posters of a little.

>>31784455
well where's the official pony thread?

>>31784467
It WAS the official thread.

>>31784470
Lawl mods. So now what?

I guess it needed the marker, or 'mlpgeneral' the thread title to filter, or whatever

so yeah, that was interesting.
apparently a lot of people got banned with the message of "responding to unauthorized pony shit on /co/", which i think roughly translates to "not the general"
but it was the general

you know despite how quiet it is there's almost a change in quality of these threads that you can just taste

>out of boredom, visit ponychan's /rp/
someone was avatar, trip, and roleplay fagging as schwartz bruder, from G gundam

if only i could physically burn a website

boy I sure love rogue mods micromanaging the opinions of Anonymous, that's what I come to 4chan for

From what i saw that thread deserved to get 404d anyway.

>>31784514
i think all roleplay ends up being embarrassingly stupid after 3 minutes.

>>31784523
But thread banned?

I sincerly hope this thread is better

>>31784534
too late, i'm already here

>>31784534
As long as there's no talk of a certain aquatic mammal.

>>31784545
Lyra?

I had to play video games while waiting for my IP to reset. It was awful.

>>31784554
>I had to play video games.[...] It was awful.
>>>/v/

>>31784563

Yeah, I am a regular on /v/. That's why I hate vidya games now.

Let's get some more pics of ponies to make this thread look a bit more... alive

Preferably Pinkie Pie

I remember the Avatar spam of yesteryear. It was everywhere. And you know what the mods did about that show?

They let it be popular.

>>31784584
It's almost like 4chan used to be good and now it's not.

>>31784581

Ok.

>>31784584

Some mods hate ponyfags, some like us and let us get away with shit on other boards.

Can I request what clop/hugfics you guys might have saved?

Preferably that of Applejack or Twilight, 1st or second person.

I feel dirty as fuck but I can't find anything good without asking you guys

So is everyone just banned now?

I just got back.

>>31784617
Apparently.

>>31784617
I guess, how many days were they?

>>31784608
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101xKMF_w3s364m09O-5D1jzQdBx4KbYyk9DMIc-5fKA/edit?hl=en_US

http://clopfic.heroku.com/

>that feel when you're on a shared, static IP and only have one server to run a proxy off

Man getting banned would be so fiddly, I don't want to have to evade

>>31784614
derp

>>31784581
Alive you say?

>>31784626
2 days

>>31784617

Yep.

>>31784626

2 days for posting in a new general thread.

>>31784638
>>31784636
Same as /b/ threads.

>>31784643
>>31784638
>>31784636
Gee, it's almost like some pretentious douchebag who doesn't really know which threads are which is rampaging around again. I mean I looked, that was the only pony thread at all.

Welp, I suppose we've got some leverage if he keeps fucking up.

>>31784628

I'm looking for waifufaggotry along the lines of Twi and Me, can't find more like it anywhere.

>>31784608
Twi and Me was very good, I enjoyed that very much. Haven't seen anything for AJ, actually, poor girl. And, shameless plug for if you're still desperate later, I wrote http://pastebin.com/S5XEFGur a few weeks ago.

>just wrote maybe 150 words in my story after having not touched it for two months
well at least my descriptive elements have noticeably improved. man i used to be (even more) terrible

bought me that fleece throw at target saturday afternoon

sooooo warm

>>31784664
thanks for the update

>>31784655
What the fuck did you expect from /co/ mods?

>>31784655
This thread was also up but with far less posts.

>>31784658

I'm the guy who wrote "What the fuck am I doing", so I already have that saved.

Looking for AJ stuff for a friend, and Twilight for myself.

>>31784678
consistency. If you're gonna ban pony threads, ban fucking pony threads, don't pussyfoot around pretending you're banning non-generals.

>>31784678
I suppose I thought they'd have some mite of common sense wedged between all that jersey shore and re-runs of gordon ramsay, like, gee, I don't know, understanding that the marker is the only secure thing which about almost always means that that thread is the thread which is fucking legit.
>>31784662

>>31784655

There was one other that was 600+ posts and image-limit-capped. I guess we were meant to be using that.

>>31784683
>finding waifufics for a friend
>that feel when you will never have a friend who finds waifufics for you

Alas, I don't think I've actually ever seen one for AJ. It's sad, she deserves better.

>>31784689
but that never works.

We make like five every time one gets deleted. And outright banning talking about a cartoon on a cartoon board is outright retarded.

i like the show and the fanart, but this thread is just creepy. im outa here.

>>31784703
we'd stop eventually if all our keywords were auto-bans. And yes, it'd be fucking retarded, but so's banning a thread here and there for no apparent reason.

>>31784705
Bye retard, you won't be missed.

>>31784705
>thread slow, fairly moderately decent

Oh man, you should see us when we're on a roll.

thread creators should put MLP General in the subject line
it won't stop the ban hammers
but still

>>31784705
We aren't even talking about underwater dolphin rape caves this time.

>>31784661
HEY GUYS WANT TO READ IT I CAN PASTE IT HERE WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT PONIES ANYWAY WHEN THERE'S
>fanfiction
TO DISCUSS RIGHT.

>>31784703
sadly it seems we are quite disliked by some/most? of the mods

For anyone who doesn't know, use this to find pony thread: http://catalog.neet.tv/co/

>>31784720
it was the fanfic talk that did it.

>>31784734
eh
use this instead
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>31784731
shut up, dino-fag

>>31784697

Yeah, well, this is the only guy I can discuss MLP with IRL, luckily he's a close friend so we can discuss horse waifus without feeling gay

>>31784734
...
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>31784705
This is actually one of the more tolerable ones...

>>31784750
again
>that feel when nobody irl will ever know you have a horse for a waifu
It is a confusing feel, I think I'm envious, or maybe I'm glad I still feel like I have to hide it, I don't know

what's going on today /co/?

>>31784742
>>31784751

Woah.

>>31784767
well it's not really beautiful
but yeah
it's useful!

>>31784767
see, this is what fucking happens when the dipshit mods ban Leth and the linkboard...

>>31784778
LETH WILL RETURN
SOON
AND HE WILL BRING ALL THE SEX WITH HIM

>>31784778
Why don't other people post it?

>>31784767
>people still unaware of the hyper index
what?
just google mlp general hyper index in order to get to it from any system

>>31784786
[...and the linkboard...]

>>31784787
well you can only google what you know exists

>>31784772

Beautifully useful.

>>31784787

I don't come here often.

>>31784786
because they don't want to get banned?

>>31784795
well yeah but now that they do..

>>31784762

My bro and I have an oath of secrecy between us, no one else knows just how deep we are in this mess

Does anyone here have people IRL that know just how much you are into MLP? As in, they know you don't just watch the show, they know your waifu, etc.

>>31784802
People with dynamic IP can.

>>31784807
one person
but i only know like one person

>>31784801
We can see that. that picture pretty much explains that.

>>31784814
it it worth even the minor inconvenience over a fucking linkboard?

>>31784818
don't be mean faceless

>>31784825
I guess not.

>>31784807
most of my friends know I like the show, because like, one of them asked. Go honesty, let's just hope they don't ask who my pony waifu is.

>>31784831
Oh shove a spatula up your distended cunt you punk-ass twat, I was just saying that it was obvious he doesn't come around /co/ often because of his "20% cooler" picture.

>>31784857
>>31784831

>>31784857
woah, woah, settle down there chuckles

>>31784850

Every time I open up my browser in public and my friends see all my pony related stuff, they laugh and think it's another one of my elaborate stunts because I used to joke about watching MLP before I decided to actually try the show.

Only a few know that I'm not joking anymore.

>>31784867
>>31784868
roid rage araraaaragharhga.

>>31784873
I ONLY WATCH THE SHOW IN A SARCASTIC WAY

>>31784857

>>31784905
inb4 no fun allowed

>>31784857
20% cooler

>>31784878
you're the one telling women to insert kitchen equipment into their vaginas

>>31784878
wouldn't you like to smile instead?

>>31784917
>open thread
>first thing i see

welp, i'm gonna go play some assassin's creed revelations

you're all fucking weird

>>31784917
It's just a spatula.

I mean, at least then they'll get to stir up their loins.

>>31784932
>Says we're weird
>Plays shitty vidya

>>31784932
this is actually very normal

>>31784932
We're a group of people more likely to take ponyfucker as a compliment than an insult, of fucking course we are

>>31784922

>>31784942
don't you mean
>flip their shit
?

...wait no that doesn't work

THIS IS RAINBOW DASH
SHE IS VERY BLUE
AND LIKES YOU

>>31784952
Scrambled eggs

>>31784608
I have a few of those saved, but they all should be archived on a thread in the first page of Ponychan's /fic/, can't miss.

I tink only the first ones are probably good though, they were starting to get creepy last I saw, on the... 3rd thread or something.

>>31784957
Well, I dont like her

>>31784961
>implying shit omelets
god fucking damnit faceless

>>31784957
I... I like her too
a lot

>>31784952
>>31784961
>>31784942

>>31784980
wha? No I was referring to my loinstirring thing.

Ovaries.

god you're creepy.

>>31784979
YOU DO
>>31784983
YOU DON'T

>>31784966

>ponychan

Yeah, no, there's a reason I came here to ask you all instead.

>>31784993
When Faceless calls you creepy.

>>31784966
>ponychan
but I want to have sex with her

sure is a lot of faggotry in this thread

>faceless is present

oh that explains it

>>31784957

Remember how Dash was actually a likable character in S1

those were the good old days

>>31785024
And Fluttershy and Pinkie had episodes.

>>31785009
Yeah, that's clearly wrong. I was going to suggest using a whisk instead. Now that's creepy.

>>31785035
And the CMCs didn't exist until halfway through the season.

>>31785024
I WON'T THOUGH

>>31785024
>S1

ISHYGDDT

>>31785048
Fuck, I mistook S1 for G1

You may hunt me down and kill me now.

We've seen 1/3 of Season 2. How does this make you feel?

>>31784807
nope. nobody.

>>31785039
I was gonna post a whisk picture, but I don't wanna get banned with Hotspot VPN blocked...

Dovne/Hops Mrs Cake whisk picture.

>>31785064
Not quite 1/3 yet.

lrn2math

>>31785058
OH DON'T WORRY I WILL

>>31785064
Feels pretty nice actually. This season is pretty good so far. I'm sure we'll get our Fluttershy, Pinkie and AJ episodes and in the end everyone will be happy forever.

>>31785068
4/13
Happy?

>>31785024
She was always "unlikeable", the thing is that now we watched her for 40 minutes being herself...

>>31785068
YEAH YOU SAY IT JUST OVER HALF WAY THROUGH THE NEXT EPISODE!

>>31785067
they finally banned hotspot shield? Welp, there goes my backup-backup redundancy plan. I need more servers.

>>31785072
Wouldn't it make more sense for her to fly planes?

>>31785072
Thank you.

>>31785084
You are an addict.

>>31785091
I fucking know

>>31785091
AREN'T WE ALL?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NdxjWwmw8g&feature=feedlik


That akward feel when the guy at 0:43 was responding to you.

>>31785100
you are the most irrelevant tripfag

stop trying to matter

>>31785100
these videos are fucking boring as shit now

>>31785109
Just wait and see until I buy Hasbro, just wait and see...
F:E the animated series will be made, and you are going to like it!

>>31785125
come up with some new shit to say

>>31785100
>that feel when you're in this one too

I still can't get over how fucking adorable Fluttershy was in May the Best Pet Win, when she started ranting before the song.

>>31785130
You are an enormous faggot. Is that good enough for you?

>>31785125

>>31785138
not original

>>31785137
We've never seen her this excited at anything before, did we?

>>31784807
Absolutely not. But then, I've been concealing the fact that I'm a furry from even my most trusted friends for years now, it's not like this is anything new.

>>31785147
I hope that Lauren Faust will go to your house to shove up a spiked Nyx plushie up your ass while she chokes you with an AIDS engulfed horsecock.

>>31785162
getting better

>>31785167
What, that's still not good enough for you? I wish you understood hungarian, I could write you a small novel that only consists of swears without using any word twice.

>>31785162
gross

>>31785162

I'm not exactly sure what this Nyx and Past Sins fuss is all about, isn't it just some generic bad fanfic? Why is it so well known?

>>31785178
you don't know i don't understand hungarian

>>31785181
Is the Twiligt/Harry Potter of the bad fanfics

>>31785189
Google Translate can't give you the real feeling of it. I know you don't.

>>31785181
So is Cupcakes, but that's never stopped us.

>>31785181
I finished it yesterday.

I think it's good

>>31785149
the only thing that's come even close to that is when she saw Spike the first time, but yeah she really went "homygoshrainbowdashwantsapetfuckyes" mode

>>31778838
>>31784614

>that feel when you hate MLP and its fanbase but love humanised pony pics

>>31785211

Cupcakes had a shitton of shock value to it, but this looks like Mary sue adventures with everyone OOC #55423432, doesn't seem anything out of the norm

>>31785181
It's not bad, it's just mediocre, but it's unreasonably popular. Which is why everybody hates it - >fanfictioners hate it because it's >fanfiction, writers hate it because it's shittily written, readers hate it because it's shittily written but its popularity implies it's not, etc

>>31785178
Akarsz fogadni?

>>31785213
I especially liked how she needed to stop talking because she squeeled with delight every other word.

>>31778838
I seem to be alone in this opinion, but I get the feeling that Scootaloo was involved with it too. There could be a million reasons why, but it just makes more sense that way.

>>31778838
I doubt scoots saw it as betrayal. Dash, to her, is the confident, capable, unshakable mare she wants to be, not the insecure braggart with a need to external validation we know her to be. Scoot wanted to say thanks to MMDW, but that doesn't mean she turned her back on Dash, she just doesn't see Dash as vulnerable.

>>31785231
Akarok, hogy bazd meg azt a rektes redvás cigány kurva anyád bűzlő picsáját te faszcibáló büdös szarrágó buzeráns pöcsfej azzal a kankós rothadó farkaddal amit a kulás seggedben szoktál tárolni, te nyomoronc geci.

do pones have sticky paws for manual work

>>31785269
Alright, that's acceptable.
I'm not the same anon though.

>>31785286
their hooves are covered in billions of tiny hairs and all of their tools are covered in tiny hooks, like natural velcro

if you try and rip something out of a pony's hooves you get the awesome sound of velcro ripping away

It suddenly got so quiet.

>>31785286

Sticky pony feet you say?

>>31785299

Welp! Time to crack open the 'ol MLP foot fetish folder!

>>31785299
I have a foot fetish and can fap to ponies but combining the two is just really fucked up. Come on dude. They are horses.

>>31785303

>>31785299
Why would you post that?

>>31785297
I thought they had tiny tentacles on their hooves.

>>31785294
The swears are the best part about living here.

>>31785310

>>31785304
I picked up a hoof fetish a while back. I don't even have a foot fetish. Fucking ponies.

>>31785319

>>31785319
>>31785310
>>31785303
>>31785299
Use a name so I can filter you fucking piece of shit

>>31785325

what if the entire universe is made of billions and billions of tinepone

What if you stopped spamming foot fetish images, and we started talking about when we are going to get a beach episode? If we'll have a 'Christmas' episode, a beach episode is possible as well.

>>31785332
then when I hug my pillow at night and pretend I don't actually have to pretend

>>31785330

now feets in the THIRD DIMENSION!

>>31785298
And after I said that, the thread got flooded by foot/hoof fetishists.

Why.

>>31785332
Then it's not that bad after all. Maybe the molecules all look like tiny ponies, but the scientists try to hide it.

>>31785350
maybe the electron cloud acts like it does because electrons are pinkie pies

>>31785350
Ponyville could be in the palm of your hand and you will never realize it.

>>31785365
ponyville could BE the palm of his hand

>>31785365
Shit, I just sneezed on Ponyville! Not cool, man!

>>31785360

HAHA!

CLOPPING!

>>31785362
And chemical bonds are tiny shippings.

>>31785365
What if Every person is a different Equestria? And our cells are tiny pones?

>>31785379
I think we need to formalise this theory and submit it for peer review

>>31785372
>sneezed
Yeah, sure, you perverted bastard.

>>31785390
We could get the Nobel prize for it. Just imagine, we would dominate all categories with it. And it makes sense as well. But then what is cancer?

>>31785405
the smooze

molecular poni is my fetish

>>31785411
No, chemical and pshysical ponies are only G4 and up.

I just had to do it.

>>31785428
Grass often plots against us

>>31785373

I wonder just how often Twilight masturbates? I bet she does it every time she takes a break from reading.

>>31785445
So never?

>>31785445
Once a night, before she goes to sleep. Quietly, so not to wake Spike. She reads trashy romance and erotica so she can relive the scenarios in her head.

>>31785451
You are in a cage, you know nothing.

>>31785445
She's so nerdy she only read about it in books, but never actually did it.

>>31785360
>no one must known my secret pony edition.jpg

>>31785445

She probably even schedules one whole night per week just for pleasuring all her pony-parts. Spike is sent off to have a sleepover with one of the other ponies.

>>31785467
No cage can hold Derpy!

>>31785506
I also head you deliver mail at all costs.

>>31785467
No ponies for you

>That feel when I just now sang along to the Find a Pet song and knew all the words by heart

god damnit, stop being so catchy.

>>31785524
I'm terribly sorry to hear about the recent passing of Applejack. May Celestia give peace for her soul.

>>31785455
>Quietly

nope

>>31785535
I laughed.

>>31785521
Its ok. Derpy had a Bandaid in her saddle bags. good as new

>>31785445
>>31785455
>>31785505

Do you think she reads all the Twilight hug/clopfics here and clops to them?

Oh god I hope she does

So, I wonder what popped Cherry Pony's balloon. That didn't seem like your run of the mill accident.

Was it Pokey? Angry griffons? Was it Aliens? It was aliens.

>>31785505
I bet she has a series of enchantments she needs to perform before she'll even start and has never actually done it completely naturally, because she could only find books on advanced masturbation because nobody ever thought there'd need to be one covering the basics

>>31785557
I hope she does
I hope she tries and brings the protagonists through to Equestria one particularly lonely night

>>31785534
You have been misinformed, she's doing quite well
I just woke up and I need to make me some dinner

>what popped Cherry
Ice Pack

>>31785568
>>31785557
Well this is a new twist

Hi guys. The other day I was getting requests here for this poster, so here you go! Hope you like it.

>>31785545
And what are your opinions about you being a ghoul in the future.

>>31785582
RADICAL Have you any more?

>>31785574
<

>>31785573
Then I'll make sure I'm not misinformed next time. By the way, Bon Bon is delicious. So is Lyra. And I have to go to the train soon.

>>31785568

Then they all have to fight over who gets to keep Twilight as their waifu

I need to remember to keep a weapon on me at all times from now on

>>31785584

Shai-Hulud!

>>31785593
Here's my dA: http://equestria-election.deviantart.com/

And my Twitter if anyone uses that: http://twitter.com/#!/QuentinCadbury

>>31785602
>fight over
>implying it won't be a battle of who can pleasure her best, followed by a battle of wits, to decide the best overall husbando

>>31785617
>yfw Twilight is the judge of the competition
>yfw it always ends in a tie between everyone on the sexual prowess part

>>31785603

jesus christ its a derpworm get in the carryall

>>31785606
Hey, do you think you could remake this picture to look less battered?

http://meta.filesmelt.com/downloader.php?file=pinkie-is-watching.png

>>31785621
>the rematches are endless
I'm okay with this

>>31785593
>not already knowing Vote
>2011
>ISHYGDDT

>>31785505

>>31785505
>every time she comes home from visiting celestia

>>31785629
I'm sure I saw this already done without the old effect

>>31785671
I never did, that's why I asked. I think you may be thinking about this one:
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/078/f/0/pinkie_pie_is_watching_you____by_kefkafloyd-d3by3pd.p
ng

>>31785582
Cool, thanks for that!

>>31785671
Do you mind if I use your Spike picture for a video?

>>31785564

That's fucking hilarious.

Like, a spell which enlarges her clit. And a spell which magically relaxes and stretches out her ass. And don't forget about that "come to life" spell she used in Winter Wrap Up.

wat?

>>31785601
I didn't think even you'd be depraved enough to eatoutponies.

>>31785707
You're out of your element

>>31785707
Where were you last weekend?

>>31785690
No, I don't mind. Just have a link to the original in the description, please.

>>31785709

I always imagined that if I really did end up in Equestria one day I'd eventually go insane from the lack of meat and start murdering ponies to eat them.

>>31785716
Thanks, I'm gonna do that.

>>31785645
>suddenly, Trixie

>>31785707
Slowpoking much?

>>31785709
Maybe if it was Pinkie Pie, and only after weeks in a stable relationship, and totally consensual

>>31785721
Unless you're strong enough to settle down in the griffon territory, that is.

Here is a picture you guys can use.

>>31785721
I'd go after the pigs and cows myself.
Maybe even the sheeps.

>>31785682
I'd like to make a poster of my own like this, but it will have to wait. I'm working on a videogame at the moment, doing all the backgrounds and characters... it's awesome, but fuck me, it's a lot of work. Ponies will have to wait for a while.

>>31785729
She certainly makes part of me feel great and powerful.

>>31785742
Okay, thanks anyway!

I need pictures of Applejack from the two latest episodes. Could anyone help me out?

>>31785742
What kind of vidya?

>>31785645
This boner I don't understand.

>>31785735

I'd rather eat the Griffons in that case. Especially if they're all cunts like Gilda

Just need to get a crossbow and learn to carve bolts from their bones.

>>31785729
>>31785761

>>31785766
...
What the fuck, I haven't got any.

>>31785766

>>31785767
I'm not sure how much I'm allowed to say, so to be safe, I'll say nothing. It's going to be awesome, though./)^3^(\

>>31785813
Can't you at least tell us the genre?
Please.

>>31785797
This pleases my genitalia.

This place isn't this dead on week days.
So, do you think we'll have the whole main cast in the next episode or a few select support characters like AJ and AB were in Sisterhooves Social?

>>31785702
>You somehow find yourself giving analingus to Twilight.
>Her horn starts glowing as she casts a spell.
>Suddenly chocolate mousse with mint-chips starts slowly flowing from her anus.
>It's the most fucking delicious mousse you've ever tasted. A real culinary delight.
>You start driving your tongue deeper into Twi'. You're driven into a frenzy of lashing tongues and sucking lips.
>You realise that she's placed a "want it, need it" spell on her ass-mousse.
>It's not mousse.

>>31785702
If her friends ever found out they'd be shocked and never think of her the same way again, but sneak over a few days later after their curiosity got the better of them. And they sure as fuck were happy for Twilight's silence spell keeping their moans inside the room.

>>31785882
>you don't care until it's over and worn off
>then you have a mental breakdown and existential crisis all at once

Right, I promised I would have fics for you soon enough, and lo and behold, a Terse always keeps his promises.

Chapter two of The Days Just Don't Get Any Shorter, for your enjoyment!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_BJjsESD-kaU_YCLb6-U6kQmLstqGYhmxkm1KeZQW00/edit

Now to get on to finishing chapter two of Leave Your Crusts.

>>31785901
What's that fic about?

>>31785869
It's actually nice that the thread got such a steady pace. Then I can actually keep up.

As for your question, probably the whole mane cast, since it's about Rarity choosing between her friends or some connections in Canterlot.

>>31785907
Hmm...let me pull up the summary for you:

"At the height of one of the most diverse, crucial, groundbreaking political summits in Equestrian history, Princess Luna struggles with a series of unfortunate events that end up forcing her hooves in more ways than one. Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle sees opportunities for learning, and ends up learning far more than she could ever have bargained for!"

It's basically a political intrigue fic, mixed with a little silliness here and there and a view to expanding on my own interpretation of the world in which Equestria is situated.

>>31785882

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo

>>31785922
Interesting

>>31785922
needs more sex

>>31785944

That isn't ponies.

>>31785958
I'll fuck you if that's what you want.

>>31785780

>>31785967
prepare your naval

>>31785919
Fucking 4chan x keeps eating my posts
There's a dozen things I should be doing, but here I am watching the thread not update
That's true. Wonder if it'll be a single pony like Fluttershy or Twilight who convinces her to stay or if it'll be the whole cast.
>>31785963
More ponies than you'd think.

applejack is a bad pony

>>31785535

NINE NINE NINE

>>31785989
Derpy loves oranges!

>>31786007
but does she love big black cock?

>>31785996
>Fucking 4chan x keeps eating my posts
>There's a dozen things I should be doing, but here I am watching the thread not update

You too, eh?

>>31786014
me three!

>>31786010
Chickens are cute!

>>31786027
i mean penis!

>>31786014
>>31786018

Yep, 4chan x's quick reply has been messed for the last few updates.

>>31785955
I like to think so!

>>31785958
Everything I write needs more sex. Question is, where can you fit it in? The answer is nowhere, sadly.

Also, on a completely different note, just updated the tumblr (http://civilservantsays.tumblr.com) too. Enjoy!

>>31786038
good stuff

>>31786033
Then why were you talking about chicken?

>>31786056
because chickens need penis o

>>31786067
too too

>>31786038
that answer was not nearly lengthy enough!

>>31786074
The chickens need to ballet?

>>31786087
shut up and fuck me you foal!

Slow thread, huh.

>>31786054
I'm glad you think so!

>>31786083
Everyone bitches at me for WORDS WORDS WORDS, everyone bitches at me for not enough WORDS WORDS WORDS, what do I need to do to please you guys?!

Anyway, this one was short mostly because the picture carried itself pretty much entirely. I was thinking of answering a few more questions in there too, but then, I wasn't too sure. I know most people really enjoy the writing (I've gotten a lot of compliments for it, surprisingly), but I'm trying to appeal to the /co/ crowd in particular and you guys are always saying I should write less, so...I gave you this short one. Is that not okay? I can always go back and edit it.

is this thread dead?

>>31786098
the threads dead

>>31786115
>>31786116
Derpy will fix it!

>>31786113
no its fine
just answer MY questions!
and w/ more scrunch face

>>31786130
NO DERPY N

>>31786113
personally I quite like words
don't be too terse

i am here!

>>31786098

It is THE. SLOWEST. POSSIBLE. THREAD.

>>31786130
At wirst I wanted to say >4chan server technicians at work

But then I saw it already says 4chan on the server.
Dayum shame.

>>31786146
it doesn't help that a fair few got banned earlier

>>31786133
Which questions are your questions? I'll bump them to the top of the priority list. Can't promise more scrunchy face, though, otherwise that'll kill its appeal by oversaturation!

>>31786140
I will make sure not to be too terse in future. We will see a return to words next update, considering what I've got in mind.

>>31786159
I was sleeping, what happened?

>>31786159
Who?
Did they get any tripfags?

>>31786159
hmm, what for

Speaking of bans, do the mods seem more active than usual?

>>31786159
what? who?

>>31786167
mod deleted a reasonable thread and banned those who posted
>>31786168
dunno

>>31786168

Pretty sure anyone who spends enough time on 4chan to trip will know how to evade bans.

>>31786098
>>31786146
I know, isn't it wonderful?

We need some pics of Tank. Because, y'know, he's slow

>>31786179
He gave a reason?

>>31786168
The only tripfag I know got banned was Reuniclus.

>>31786177
>>31786167
>>31786168
Posting in the wrong general.
It actually WAS the right general, the mod was just a huge fucking faggot.

>>31786188
ponyshit or some shit

>>31786159

Well it is also 9:30 AM or earlier here in the US, so a bunch of people are probably still snoozin'

>>31786189
WHAT?! NO!
HOW CAN I TELL YOU TO TELL HIM TO DRAW MORE NOW???
WAIT I STILL CAN ACTUALLY
BUT STILL

>>31786194
Yeah I know that feel, I keep getting permabanned for bestiality.

>>31786188
"Posting pony crap outside of the official thread" Which was at bump/image limit at the time, i believe.

>>31786196

Banning. Banning never changes.

>>31786168
It was only a two day ban anyway.

>>31786205
but that's a legitimate ban!

>>31786211
brb re-installing FO2
Wait
I never uninstalled it

>>31786216
It's cartoon ponies, it can't be bestiality.

>>31786164
then it wouldn't be a mystery!

>>31786194
>>31786208
why is it that every time mods decide to moderate the pony Generals, they do it in the most retarded way possible?

FACELESS!

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

>>31786223
no porn

>>31786234
That's no fun.

>>31786208
>>31786196
>>31786194
Well, mod is an asshole, like most mods, made me remember that mod in /sp/ that tried to moderate everything there, lol, moot slapped the shit out of him.

>>31786179
About what time?

>>31786223
wait, people are actually getting banned for sexualising ponies?

How the FUCK have I not been banned for sexualising ponies yet?

>>31786245
Some mods don't care.

>>31786243
fuck i dunno
4 hours ago or something?

>>31786238
but dats da rools

>>31786245
Certain times of day I guess.

this thread is getting dangerously meta, which tends to end poorly for threads

time to post ponies

>>31786243
About 5:16 CST I think

>>31786272
that is a dangerously specific time

>>31786268
Is Derpy pony?

>nine hours later, thread still here

>>31786275
I still have the thread open and that's what the last post says

>>31786262
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

>>31786285
nah derpys a dick dude

>>31786285

Why yes, yes she is. She is a very special pony.

>>31786287
that's because this thread was created before the banned one
we just went and reused it

welp went into sai to see how rusty my colouring became due to one thing and another

also boredom helped


godamn, I need to go doodling to try and get back in the game

>>31786204
You can easily just pop into the IRC and scream at him. Or scream at me and have me scream at him. It might work better that way! Who knows?

>>31786262
Rules were meant to be lightly tread on.

So did anyone catch the baby Derpy in the Cutie Pox episode? What would happen if Derpy and baby Derpy were in the same place at the same time?

>>31786290
This is not the time or the place for this boner.

>>31786327
an animation error

>>31786336
oh_shit_nigga_fucking_five_star_post.bmp

>>31786327

Why does Rarity give me all the boners?

>>31786352
your penis has bad taste

>>31786352
Ouch, gotta be painful for her legs.

>>31786352
Cause she's got all dat class and dat VA.

>>31786352
I don't know, you should consider branching out into other, sexier ponies

>>31786327

It is my personal opinion that Derpy got her self temporarily babbifed due to some episode like shenanigans going on between her and her own friends off screen. Possible the result of some kind of crazy new fridge defense scheme by Carrot Top. I am sure they spent the whole episode trying to undo it behind the scenes.

>>31786346
Shut up and fuck me already you fool!

>>31786368

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of all this Rarity being best pony.

>>31786352
This >>31786362