Rainbow Dash: Single mom?

>>31765808
a snake
snakes are cool

herpa derpa

Memes in my little pony, more like than you think

Zecora's pet is Fluttershy.

>>31765872
no

Anyone know the artist and have a pic without this shitty macro?

>>31765808
a monkey

steven magnet

but we all forgot about him, didn't we

didn't we!

>>31765808

A giant boa constrictor that she would feature in her numerous hip hop videos

>>31765808
horse dildo

God, this better be thew worst episode of the new season or we're actually going to get some stuff worse than that fucking Owl episode.

>>31765348
What I do like about Rainbow Dash and what I find charming about her is her fixation with coolness and radicalness and shit like that, THAT'S amusing. I also like her prankster attitude.

But what I absolutely detest about her is that she's shown to be an avid sportsman, but she has absolutely HORRIBLE sportsmanship. She's almost constantly represented as being selfish, arrogant, and even stupid. And to top it off she's supposed to be one of the best athletes in Equestria, when she's so obsessed with winning and being on top and being the center of attention that she seems to represent everything an athlete SHOULDN'T be. Finally, we've already been through at least three episodes where the mane 6 have learned not to be arrogant and respect your fellow pony, and then we get this shit. Why do they keep doing this?

I don't hate Dash, but she's not a very likable pony right now, in my opinion.

Here's some humanized Dash x Gilda

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=397&chapter=10

>>31765907

The new episode wasn't worse than the Owl episode

god damn it was trying, though

Not really blown away by todays episode, but I loved how the masked maredowell was reminiscent of the pulp comic heroes of yester yea

>>31765914
fun fact a lot of athletes are terrible sports when not in the public spotlight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzUmD-BjBA&feature=feedu

>>31765921
I read in your fimchan thread something about a Pinkie/Mrs Cake request. Can you give me some details about that?

I'd be Zecoras' pet.

>>31765907
Care to explain? Or is it because your waifu got put down from her pedestal?

I don't get this ep. Didn't Dash learn from her hubris after the last ep with her pet turtle?

Last episode was a metaphor for when drawfags go bad.

Too much praise and they turn into obnoxious attention whores

http://youtu.be/SxzUmD-BjBA

Why are these autists getting our fandom involved in thier drama bullshit?

>>31765808
Applebloom

So I heard someone in the last thread mention Showers.

She is indeed good pony and I am glad she is back

>>31765975
IT'S A TORTOISE

>>31765967
Fat man from the internet

You are too ugly to be my pet

>>31765989
Has she even got any fanon like Lyra and Bon Bon or Derpy?

>>31765975

>continuity between episodes

yeah, we can dream, cant we?

>>31765975
I think that was more like appreciating others for less shallow reasons.

>>31765875
I like it.

[tosses and turns in bed, mumbling in sleep] ponies... ponies... mmrmm no! not the ponies... grrr... ponie

>>31765976
It's funny, I was thinking the exact same thing.

Except we'll never be able to slap their shit by turning into superheros.

>>31766015
Pinkie Sense. Twilight not the only writing letters.

>>31765989
Isn't this Showers?

>>31766023
>RP
stop that

>>31765875
Totally a snake. It goes really well with the whole shaman-thing. And ball pythons are from Africa, than they're goddamn adorable.

Look at this guy. He is made of hugs.

>>31766006
haha!

>>31765960
Not much decided yet. Pinkie and Mrs. Cake hanging out in the Sugarcube Corner after closing. Mrs. Cake complaining about Mr. Cake. Pinkie gets her to open up more. Mrs. Cake confides in Pinkie that Mr. Cake is impotent (continuity with Cakepie, so Pinkie knows that's not true). Pinkie seduces Mrs. Cake, pretending to be the one who's seduced by the older woman. They run upstairs for sex. Pinkie brings up a bunch of messy food for some food play.

>>31766023
"It appears the subject is under great distress, do we stop the testing?"

"No, we have to keep pushing 'em until they can't go no more."

>>31766045
pony should snake pony

>>31765976
ARE YOU WATCHING GLITTER GLUE

>>31766014

Nope. She was the original derpy companion way back due to the fact she constantly appeared with her, but nothing ever really came out of it other than a smattering of fanart.

>>31766029
loose continuity is not continuity you limp vagina.

>>31765872
yes
let us discuss this issue further
what's her child's appearance, personality, voice?

>>31766040

That's 'raindrops' according to the macro

>>31766014
Background ponies usually have to do...something to get fananon. Has showers done anything?

>>31766074
let's not discuss it further

>>31766040

Nope thats Raindrop the mighty viking

>>31766066
OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE

>>31766074

>>31766041

that was an actual line from a fanfiction i saved, spoilers and all, because it made me chuckle a little

that creepy HELLO BRO PONIES GIGGLE.WAV pinkie pie doll had me in stitches too

>>31766061
>Pinkie brings up a bunch of messy food for some food play.

The wait for this is going to hurt.

>>31766074
I saw something I liked that appeared to be a light blue pegasus with red green and blue hair. Like Dash's but with only those 3 primary colors.

>>31765976
Therefore never ever ever compliment anyone if they do anything right.

>>31766061
Pinkie does seem to like having cake rubbed into her face

>>31766061
>foodplay
Damn! I hate that.

>>31766082
I was just thinking about that.
Holy shit that gif is on fast forward.

>>31766126

I always discourage everyone. If they continue even when not receiving praise, then they're worthy of praise

>>31766132
>hating foodplay
but I don't understand

>>31766093
I'm hard on him because I care

Worst episode ever.

>>31766152
don't play with your food

>>31766147
Ross is thus very deserving.

Remember when MLP had a fantasy setting?
Cause the fucking writers certainly don't.

>>31766084
>>31766094
what is the problem, i want to discuss this, you don't have to indulge me, just ignore it gents

>>31766107
i like that too. RGB on the one hand, and then you could have the other colour configuration elsewhere - which one is it? the one with yellow? anyway, any other children she had would complete the colours. seems fair.

>playing Skyrim
>think about MLPG
>unnexpected error, Skyrim quits

Well, that's a sign from Lauren herself I guess.

>>31765914
I know it's called "sportsmanship", but frankly, the attitude that winning is everything is a much bigger part of most sports than the "respect your competitor" bit. Rainbow Dash loves to win. She wants to be the best, the coolest, the most awesome. You get morals when it collides with the friendship theme (and for RD it's pretty direct because "loyalty" and "I need to be the best and screw the rest" are easy to clash). It's her whole character, it's not going to go away with a few lessons.

Next up: MLP gets character arcs.

>>31766166

Not that he'll get any, but yeah, he is

>>31766158
>Characters acting in character
WORST EPISURD EVUR

>>31766170

>>31766170
Are you a pone Terse?

>>31766185
>Shit character acting in character

Oh right!

>>31766177
I'd rather get a character album.

>>31766171
No, a message from Lauren would be her showing up at you door and giving you a flesh wound

A message to you.....and others

>>31766171
No, not at all, go back to Skyrim.

Scootaloo dropped her "greatest hero" pretty easily when someone new came along

>>31766185
We've yet to see some real Pinkie action going on. I hope we get an episode with her soon.

>>31766163
but it's sticky, delicious, wet, licky, and makes her happy

>>31766168

'fantasy' is a pretty vague word

i understand what you mean, but it still has to relate to kids and what they are likely to understand

hence, dams, ponies who know what language french is, tanks, etc

>>31766045
>That feel when you'll never have a ball python as a pet due to your country's restrictions on reptiles

God that little dude is adorable

>>31766190
god damn it, NTSTS.

>>31766195
interestingly enough, no, but i could be if you want me to be

>>31766209
SHES SUCH A FLIP FLOP!

>>31766168
Remember all the tech they have in s1?
Cause i dont think you do.

have some scootabuse

>>31766170
Well, rgb are the additive primaries, with the secondaries being yellow purple and cyan.

the subtractive colors work a little differently, I'm not sure they'd look quite as good.

>>31766224
Who draw this?

>>31766224
don't know what you're talking about
this is what you get for not liking my story

>>31766209
She followers her hero perfectly.

>>31766207
Why would she do that? I'm her son, after all.

>>31766208
But I'm already here, so no.

>>31766168
Do you remember Dragonshy, anon? Do you remember the novelty, the LotR-ish music? Wondering about what creatures we may see in the future episodes?

>>31766251
Rainbow Dash's noogys cause brain damage

>>31766251
>noogies are child abuse

Only in America.

>>>/v/118208276

Meanwhile, on /v/...

>>31766177
Sportsmanship is about doing your best and trying to win while not being a dick about it. Loving to win is fine, but not at the expense of others. More often than not, Dash does not encourage others to get on her level, and she does not respect others for what they do for Ponyville society (especially the Mare do Well). All of the glory has to be for her.

Selfishness is not part of practicing good sportsmanship.

>>31766209
she's whore

>>31766237

this is verging on ponychan-sperging

but

from what i remember of s1's people-things made into pony-things, everything worked by hoof or was suited to ponies

like, drinking glasses, and rarity's umbrella-saddle, and the train was still a train but pony-powered

it's different in s2 so far though!

>>31766265
>Wondering about what creatures we may see in the future episodes?


Ponies, ponies and more ponies

>>31766168

This setting has always technologically schizo from the very beginning. We saw electric appliances all the way back in the beginning of season 1.

I think the setting alot of people want would be the Equestria of at the time Celestia fought Nightmare, 1000 years ago.

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>31766265
>music in Dragonshy
Man, that was awesome. Especially the mountain climbing part of it.

>>31766256
I would like to no also. it's really cute.

>>31766278
why boner.

oh look its this guy again

clearly not learning anything from the last time we completely ignored him

>>31766170
You're thinking of additive vs. subtractive color mixing. Alternately, projection vs. printing colorspaces (RBG vs. CMYK). CMYK is for Cyan/Magenta/Yellow/Key Black.

>>31766330
I think it's by sb

>>31766330
looks liek Reuclus' work

>>31766252
I see, I see. I can imagine yellow, purple and cyan working quite well, though not exactly fitting the theme of the visible spectrum...you could always bend the rules a little bit, have it be both of them are blue-coated, but one has a green and red mane and tail, while the other has yellow and violet. Not quite right, but an acceptable alternative. I don't know what the subtractive colours are, sadly, so I can't comment on that.
They'd have to be twin siblings, boy and girl, for the sibling rivalry, on that count.

>>31766256
>>31766330
reuniclus did. new stylistic endeavour.

>>31766259
you fool! how could i ever not like something you wrote? i told you, it was great, just extremely purple! don't be unhappy with me! ;_;

>>31766332
how can you get a boner to such shitty camerawork

but really, if you find yourself wondering 'how does this technology featured in a children's cartoon show REALLY WORK' besides 'a wizard did it', it's not 'worldbuilding' and you're thinking too hard

if it didn't happen on screen, it didn't happen at all

>>31766338
Yeah, you're doing a great job ignoring it, moron.

>>31765907

>God, this better be thew worst episode of the new season

Exactly why was it that bad ? Except for the cringeworthy beginning of course.

If only Dash would actually learn a slight lesson in humility instead of instantly reverting to the "selfish dickwad"-type right in the next episode. I know it sounds a little stupid since RD being a braggart and a selfish dick is kinda an integral part of her character but what is the point of making such a big deal of "learning a lesson" if that lesson is remembered only for 30 seconds or so ?

I know they made fun of that in the "Cutie Pox" but the more "mature" ponies should at least learn *something* .

>>31766348
>cute
>SB

I hope you see the problem

>>31766345
>squashing her legs
that must hurt

>>31766224
>Pony getting a wingboner from his own art.
I know that feel, bro.

>>31766358
it's not purple it just utilizes a robust vocabulary
i hate that descriptor
and you clearly aren't enjoying it
you already made me cry, no take backs

>>31766370
This season has been shitty ever since Chocolate Rain.

>>31766359
But shitty camera angles is his fetish, we shouldn't judge 'im for that.

>>31766376
From the looks of it they really are made out of marshmellow. Legs aren't supposed to work like that.

DORKS!

>>31766379
>that feel
how am I meant to write something half decent when what I'm writing is so damn distracting

>>31766398

>>31766370
>RD being a braggart and a selfish dick is kinda an integral part of her character

This is why i dislike the last 2 episodes, because they are the same fucking thing.

mare cunt is a lot more attractive than human cunt, I'll give him that

>>31766346
Oh, I see. As best I can see, anyway. What would you suggest, then?

>>31766379
sometimes you just can't stop it, apparently

>>31766388
what if i write you something by way of apology
anything
just tell me what it is you want and i will do it tomorrow, guaranteed

>>31766379
Getting an boner to your own creation is like getting a boner to your kids. It just ain't right.

>>31766408
This is a feel I am fully aware of.

>>31766424

remember when people were crying about two back-to-back CMC episodes?

granted, that was still early days, but

>>31766442
Do you mean SS and CMP?

>>31766459
Show Stoppers was really awful, and still is, to be honest.

>>31766437
an apology won't make you like the story
i'll stop bitching now
but my existential crisis will continue for some time going forward

>>31766476

God you're such a giant faggot.

>>31766424
Not necessarily.
One was more about her learning about the qualities of a pet (or any friend, for that matter).
The other was about learning to improve the qualities of herself.

I think if the two episodes weren't aired beside each other, this issue wouldn't have arisen. I can imagine the complaints if Suited for Success and Green Isn't Your Color were aired simultaneously.

"Both of these episodes were about fucking fashion shows, they're the same thing."

>>31766495
I have to agree with him, Showstoppers was just bad.

I hope we see some Rarijack next week.

>>31766476
>Show Stoppers
>awful
Nopony, don't do this. Not to my favourite episode.

>>31766489
But I never said I didn't like it, damn it! I said I did! I said I liked it a lot in every bit of correspondence we had!
you're hurting me, you're hurting me so bad

>>31766509
Rarijack every week for maximum festives.

So we hate Rainbow Dash now?

>>31766496
Im talking about Dash mostly.

>>31766509
Applejack is the one who convinces Rarity to stay, with hot, steamy fresh baked apple pie

>>31766508

Stop samefagging Nopony

>>31766509
Goddamn that Sweaty Applejack.

>>31766514
>my favourite episode.
Terse, have you been taking your pills today?

>>31766508

nothing with 80s glam rock can be bad

Purplepink single mom unicorn is my waifu.

>>31766495
>>31766508

i liked the show, but the song was kind of cringe-y

plus, with it ticking the 'rock song' box there's no chance of a balls-to-the-wall freddie-mercury-scale rock opera-a-go-go episode

and that makes me dissapoint

>>31766509
Im waiting for Rarity/Applejack interaction in that episode too, after all she is the best example of townsfolk.

>>31766544
Definitely a MILF.

>That feel when I just remembered new episode today
WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

>>31766527
>no sex was involved

>>31766509
I don't. We already had two episodes like that. We need some interaction with twilight, pinkie or Dash.

>>31766509
I want more TwiShy. They make an adorable pair.

>>31766522
I will always hate Applejack.

>>31766476
Please don't tell me you're saying that just because of the ending song.

>>31766514
>favourite episode
>that abomination

Terse, I was sure that you were one of the few people who might still be sane here, but that theory just collapsed.

>>31766537
The song/show was the worst part

>>31766551
Obviously you need to prioritize ponies more.

This episode made me realize

Ponyvillie is a REALLY dangerous place to live

>>31766531

>>31766509
Oh yes, my body is ready like never before.

>>31766544
>>31766550
Guys

Seriously? A nameless pony who's personality consists of being sarcastic and fed up with rainbow dash's bullshit and already this?

>>31766558
No skin off of my well rounded and muscular flank.

>>31766580

it's dangerous to go alone! take this!

This episode made me want an episode where the main six form a super hero group and become The Elements of Justice!
Together, they fight crime. ... Or prevent disaster. That and the Mare Do Well costume was pretty boss.

>>31766585
>Rarity rape face

>>31766559
That was awful enough, on purpose yes, but the whole episode was just... boring and bad. And it had too much CMC in it.

>>31766580
No it isn't.
One of the flaws of this episode was that a bunch of contrived accidents had to take place in a short period of time that isn't realistic.

Really, it was almost Owl's terrible

>>31766557
Do you like fanfics?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2066/Study-Buddies

>>31766582
I almost got a boner.
Then I remembered a certain fic.

>>31766587
I know, it's been hours and there's still no 34 of her covered in peanut butter yet

>>31766555
That's why I'm hoping.

>>31766582
>Sticking out tongue
Oh, the defiance. Twenty beatings are in order.

>>31766587
Oh man, I want to stick my penis in the single mother horse

>>31766536
It is! I'd do my complete power rankings, but that'd just be painful for all of us.

>>31766569
Nopony, why are you hurting me so bad? I thought we got along, man. You told me I was your favourite, and now this. I'm hurt.
Opinions may be opinions, but to slam Show Stoppers so is a crushing blow indeed.

>>31766587
>being sarcastic and fed up with rainbow dash's bullshit

MLPG's perfect woman.

Do you think that Zecora would call Rarity a white devil behind her back?

>>31766604
At first, I thought some of Dash's fans were prosperously causing accidents just to see her do something cool

>>31766628

My god you're right.

new waifu time

>>31766628
I want to marry her and help her raise that filly

>>31766559
While the song was awful on purpose, the rest of it was crap. Largely because of the enormous montage of failure.

>>31766641
That actually would have been more interesting

Since the fans were kids it wouldn't have been as sadistic

>>31766652
I will marry her too, anon. We could all be one polygimous family.

>>31766641
That would have made the episode better.

It would show that her arrogance and show boating was causing problems

>>31766608
>not getting a boner from imagining Applejack soaking wet, her mane sticking to the sides of her neck as she pushes you over into the mud and starts to wrestle with you

>Yfw sarcastic single mother pony would turn you down
>Sarcastically

Are you ready for some Rarity? :3

>>31766641
That would have been great. It's funny how all the suggestions on how to make this ep better keep reminding me of Boast Busters.

>not crawling inside applejack's anus
casuals

>>31766672
It will only make me try harder.

>>31766667

hold on, when did trixie come back

>>31766604
Thinking about it, it obviously took place over a fairly long period of time, otherwise the whole situation would be absurd, the show just didn't really make that obvious

>>31766626
Don't play out this emotional terror card! You are one of the only likeable people here in the MLPG, but that doesn't change the fact that that episode indeed sucked noodles. And you still didn't answer to my email, which you were so 'curious' about

>>31766652
I want to be the warewolf from twilight and marry the little filly

>>31766681
No.

Go away rarity.

>>31766672
>Sex with a human? Suuuure, why not, that sounds appealing and doesn't make me want to vomit at all.
>Seriously though, get lost. If you come within fifty feet of me I'll get Celestia to banish you into the center of the sun.

>>31766672
If the initial proposition was sarcastic, do the sarcasms cancel out?

>>31766681
We need more ponies with earrings.

>>31766626
Is there more of this Terse?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1apmSh9uAzzc9anFNtw0GBNeNqOa7oF9r3o1ohlOsLDs/edit?hl=sv

>>31766666

A 'please' on 4Chan?! Am i just new or a please, really is a rarity around here?

>>31766671

>>31766710
Yes.

Enjoy your sarcastic marriage.

>>31766550

Man, do we work fast.

>>31766737
Immersion broken you already say you dont hate her.

>>31766607
>no unnecessary smut

Seems alright.

>each chapter is like 2000 words

Jesus.

Fine, I guess I'll give it a go.

Twi looks like mah waifu :3

>>31766706
She's always sarcastic though

Even when her foal was being conceived she did nothing but sass the colt, why do you think she's single?

>>31766682
I really wanted to hear at the end of the episode someone make a comment like: "Does anyone else feel as though we've already heard this lesson? You know, back when Trixie was in town?"

>>31765808
Also, her pet should be Ice Pack

>having anything to do with religion
>2011

the one time I ever prayed was when I ate an entire box of Triscuits and it felt like something was trying to gnaw its way out of my guts

>>31766671
Alright I got a boner now.
But still, that fic is gonna hound my mind every time I think of AJ now.

>>31766756
What ship is in that fic?

>>31766760
It's a good thing my mind processes sarcasm into normal speech.

>>31766753
I can still dislike her.

>>31766671
Applejack... How did she turn from the most hated pony to the somewhat most desireable?

Weird.

>>31766776
What fic?

>>31766786
>aspergers

>>31766706
>that feel when all you have going for you are your hands, and the one mare you want doesn't give a damn about them

>>31766742
>Honey, did you change Fluffer Doodle?

>Yeah, I SURE did

>I WANT A DIVORCE!

>>31766782
TwiShy.

>>31766756
It's not the best fanfic around at all. But it's pretty god damn adorable at times, and ponies cuddling is something I'm happy to read 40k words of. I am a terrible person.

>>31766699
But it was a fantastic episode. In fact, there hasn't been a single bad CMC episode. They've all been top-tier except Call of the Cutie. You guys just can't see it.
Shit, it completely slipped my mind. I owe a ton of people e-mails, actually...what am I even doing here, man?

>>31766713
There was, before my laptop died. Now there is, but a lot less, that I am slowly building up. I am at an impasse. I will see about continuing tonight and having an update soon enough, but I make no promises...that shipfic feels like it's overstayed its welcome, considering all the bullshit I've had revolving around it.

>>31766752
We have been doing for a long time and have become incredibly efficient at doing it.

>>31766789
Nope its too late now, get a new pony so we can hate together.

>>31766790

The answer is right in front of you.

>>31766786
ASSBURGERS LOL

>>31766811

>not liking call of the cutie

what was wrong with it?

im fine with some nerdy looking AJ too :3

>>31766811
Dump that shit nigga write something better.

>>31766771
>Also, her pet should be Ice Pack

Zebra of the night

To our people, you are a blight!

>>31766799

almost everyone on this site has Aspergers, coming in second to TvTropes

>>31766811
>that shipfic feels like it's overstayed its welcome
Please don't quite on this project. I really liked the first chapter

>>31766771

i know everyone's already ooh-ed and aah-ed over the bat-cape (hurr), but i just noticed that her shadow twinkles

that's a nice effect

>>31766790
I'm pretty sure she was always one of the more desirable, the no-nonsense farm girl thing is kinda sexy, she's just also become less hated recently due to not being shit in s2.

>that feel when nobody draws s1 luna any more

>>31766808
they eventually fuck, right?

So did RD and the others just forget about the parade?
When the girls give up the hero schtick, the citizens will probably all think Dash ran the Mystery Mare out of town.

>>31766811
>what am I even doing here, man?
Trying to prove that the CMC deserve to be worthy of being in the same show as the mane cast, and trying to glorify some seriously low tier episodes. I'd rather watch an animated Past Sins short than to watch SS again. And I would fucking gut Nyx and hang her by her feces covered entrails.

>>31766852

Not aspergers, dude, autism

>>31766867
Why would they?
Why would you want them to?

>>31766858
Would you work the fields with Applejack, even if only to admire her muscular body, glazed and glistening in the hot summer sun?

>>31766870
It's rated Teen so I'd imagine no.

>>31766867
S1 Luna was a shit-tier character, kind of like how S2 Dash is a shit-tier character.

>>31766833
No, no, I like Call of the Cutie. See, this is the problem you guys have - you think in absolutes. There's no middle ground. You don't know indifference, or mild like, or mild dislike. Call of the Cutie is good, it's just not top-tier. You'd think the qualifier of "no single bad CMC episode" would be enough to put that through.

>>31766840
What, you mean the fic itself is shit or the ship? Because from the response I've had to the fic it's easily my most popular on /co/.

>>31766853
All right, you have my word. It will have a second chapter soon, I promise.

>>31766867

Luna will always be sad.

>>31766811
Oh well. Would be interesting to see Rainbow Dash jealous.

>>31766870
It's not written in but, yeah, they do off script.

>>31766874
>try to teach Dash a lesson
>end up making the entire town hate her for getting rid of somebody who saved hundreds of lives

>>31766858
my headcanon is that AJ is one of those plain-Jane farm girls, completely unremarkable in every way, but she has a massive beast fetishes and gets filled with 2 foot horsecock every night after she comes home from work at the country store

>>31766858
reminds me i should probably post this
first 4000 words or so of that request i fucked up
people should tell me if they hate it, and if so, i'll abandon it forever
prompt is at the top

http://pastebin.com/Cjd5YuLE

>>31766867
Is there really that much difference between them? Except S2 Luna has been using Celestia's sparkly hair conditioner.

Unless you mean "sad lonely waifu" S1 Luna.

>>31766877
You dont hate the CMC you are just a phony.

>That feel when you just want a Pinkie episode

>>31766896
>>31766887
Because Luna's s1 design is cute
I don't care for emoluna much though

>>31766902
Jealous like in... cheated?

>>31766900
No, now it's Dash who is always sad

>>31766898
You were saying that like, two months ago.
>mfw favorite authors never write anything anymore
y u do dis

>>31766930
RainBAW Dash.

>>31766929
kinda.

After this episode, the Mane 6 are confirmed for being vastly superior to the average pony, not just in terms of friendship or elements of harmony, but in sheer skill.

Celestia chose Equestria's heroes well.

>>31766921
Sweetie Belle is cute.
Applebloom is a hillbilly redneck, but likeable.
But Scootaloo is just plainly irritating. It's everything you dislike in a kid in one awful orange package.

>>31766930
>Dash
>Sad
point and laugh at this man

>>31766852
I had asberger's before it was mainstream.
So I renounce it and just accept being called a dumbass like I should have been called from the beginning.
>>31766854
actually, I think that's just her shoes. Sparkly shoes are apparently the pony version of our light-up shoes.
Hands up if you ever owned a pair of those bad boys.

>>31766944
Like you?

>>31766888
It'd be hard work, but it'd be honest work. There'd be no time to fool around during the day, but watching her toned, muscular body work, the sweat glistening and sparkling as she bucks, a rough elegance defining her movements, would drive you wild with desire - so when the time finally came that you could down tools, you wouldn't even give her the time to wash up before the two of you were dragging each other behind the barn, lips locked and hands playing over her body

>>31766968
Goddamn creepy face...

>>31766972
Hell yeah. Batman shoes every day. Gotta go fast.

>>31766898

Oh, my bad, I read that as 'no bad CMC episodes except call of the cutie'

carry on then

>>31766925
I know that feel, man.

Yo, anyone remember the guitar chords for "Smile, smile, smile"?

And Mare Do Well will never be seen again, because now that they've taught Rainbow Dash a lesson, there's no longer any reason to save innocent lives.

>>31766968
Only ones sadder than dash are dashfags

>>31766877
No, I mean, what am I doing here when I have so much other shit to do. I know exactly what I'm doing - sharing my opinions on the CMC (that they are the best group and have the best group dynamic on the show). I disagree pretty much categorically with that post.

>>31766902
You will. I promise you, Dash will be the world's most jealous ponybitch. Eventually.

>>31766944
dude, you're breaking my heart!
fine, fine. that's it. hear me, /co/ - i'm off now, and when i come back i will have TWO new pieces for you. promise. okay? okay. goodbye. you motherfuckers. quit guilt-tripping me, god damn.

>>31766925
Meh, I just want an FS and/or AJ episode.

>>31767007
Sorry, I think you mean Rarifags.

>>31767006
>implying the main 6 won't still save lives without needing a disguise
It's just what they do.

So yeah, more big fat Pinkie Pie

>>31766959
Inter-racial just turns me on somehow.

>>31767014
No you are going to quit! Its allright.

>>31766989
Fuck you, I've written two stories in the last month. Lemme alone.

>>31767005
Yep.

Intro and My name is pinkie pie... (D#-Fm-Gm-Fm)
I'm gonna make you smile... (Cm-Dm-D#-Gm)
will brighten up your day (G#-A#)

'cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile... (Cm-Dm-D#-Gm-G#-A#)

It's true some days are dark and lonely (D#-D/D#-G#-A#)
And maybe you feel sad but Pinkie will be there to show you it isn't that bad (Cm-D#-Cm-A#)
There's one thing that makes me happy and makes my whole life worthwhile (G#-A#-Cm-C#)
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile (G#-A-A#)

Come on everyponi smile, smile, smile... (D#-Fm-Gm-G#)
Come on everyponi smile, smile, smile... (E-F#m-G#m-A)

To make me happy as can be (E-F#m-G#m)
Smile. Smile. Smile. Smile (A-B-C#m-D#m)
Smile (E-F#m-G#m) come on and (A-B)
Smile (E-F#m-G#m) come on and smile (A-B) (E)

>>31767023
I'm sorry, I think you mean go suck a fat one. We all know who is superior here.

>>31766909
Eh, most of the townsfolk that isn't the main characters has the memory and attention span of goldfish, so I don't think they'll be too offended.

>>31767054
Yes. It's Rainbow Dash.

>>31767034
That's a pretty funny "I'm gonna suck that cock" look ya got there hillybilly.

>>31767006
And no lives will be endangered, because they don't need to be for the purpose of this episode.

>>31767054
The one who isn't an overweight fasionista?

>>31767034
>AJ sees my penis dot jay peg.

>>31767064
>>31767054
>>31767023

dashfags vs rarifags?

can it be to the death? that way we win no matter what.

>>31767094
No. You have to put up with us forever or until the Rarifags shut up.

>>31767074
>thread quality implies show quality

>Watch the new episode
>Swear to god I hear the Batman TAS theme when Mysterious Mare Do Well shows up for the first time

DID ANYBODY ELSE HEAR IT?

>>31767074

You ever actually read through the past generals? we've always had good and bad threads

>>31767014
Okay, fine, I won't be able to convince you how bad they are, so have a Sweetie Bot x Applebloom picture.

>>31767053
Sorry also note here that during the more 'formal' sounding part at the end of every second line it jumps up to A# or B respectively.

Think there was something else off about that but I can't remember what it was.

That feel when Season 2 will never be unique from the other cartoons and will never be the same as Season 1.

Like god, just look at the threads and compare them.

>>31767110
>implying they will ever shut up

>>31766930
The worst part is that all her comfort eating will make her lose that edge she needs to get into the wonderbolts, so when she fails to get in, she'll just fall back to the icecream. It's all that she gets joy out of now.

>>31765808
A bit late, but I'd have to say some form of large spider

>>31766960
>>31767006
no, instead they just all adopt different hero personas, with Twilight remaining as Mare Do Well, and Dash picks up a new identity as well as part of her resolve to be more humble.
Together they form the Elements of Justice!

But for super villains of Equestria, would Trixie make a better Joker or Riddler?

WHAT IS HER NAME

I MUST KNOW

the one in front your pedophiles

>>31767031
i'm guessing you didn't do my request then
not surprised, but still

>MFW I have large teeth and sometimes I like to pretend I'm a pony by smiling.

>>31767115
No. You are well and truly a lunatic.

>>31766972
I had one doc who said I had ADD and gave me a shitload of amphetamines, one said I had severe anxiety and gave me tranquilizers, and one said that I have Aspergers and gave me SSRIs. I've been on Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, Cymbalta, Ritalin, Focalin, Stattera, Dexedrine, Adderall, Xanax and Modafinil. I don't know what to think any more, but I'm liking the 90 xanax I get a month, so I'll keep going.

>>31767144
She'd make a good nobody

>>31767006
Well they don't really have any crime since ponies are naturally good, kind and docile. So as long as they fence off that one hill, and board up that one well, stop going into the Everfree Forest and stay away from any nearby dragon / ursa caves, everyone should be good to go

>>31767115
Everyone in Fluffy's stream sure did

>>31767110
Oh I do beleive Dashfags will have to shut up first. Because I won't.

>>31767150
Mmmm, dat Kim Possible lip.

>>31767150
it's sexy

>>31767150

Shes new, right? pitch a name and we'll critique it

or we could just do the OPPP thing and call her Single-Mother-Sarcastic-Pony

>>31767132
>That feel when you can leave and no one will give a fuck.

>>31767150
Her name is Dashtroll.

>>31767157
I liked the fic so far.
I certainly won't forget it in a while.
Write some more.

>>31767187
Sassy Diamond

>>31767031
I look forward to seeing this one done.

>>31767173
I can not shut up longer than you can faggot, bring it on.

>>31767187
She is not new but i cant remember her name, something like Sparkler. She was in episode 1.

>>31767150

"Magical Milf From Down the Road that Is Also a Lesbian and Has a Guro Fetish"

ALRIGHTY, NOW THAT WE HAVE THAT ESTABLISHED.

>>31767150
Isn't she Sparkler?

>>31767200

that sounds like a 300lb black stripper

>>31767198
i realize it cuts off right when it gets to the good stuff
just didn't want to exhaust myself writing more crap no one would want to read
dunno why this one gave me so much trouble
i'm sorry, will try to work on it

>>31767215
>>31767187

shit yeah, you're right, that might be sparkler, gotta check the ass mark to be sure though

Oh wow, now you're going to turn one pony into a sarcastic running joke, that's hilarious you guys you're just so clever

>>31767132
I agree. Season 2 is much more impressive of a show.

Not even kidding. Threads and rosy retrospection aside, I think people give season one way too much credit. It started the engine, but it didn't take until the current season to make it really go anywhere.

>>31765989
It was me! And it will always be me!

>>31767150
I wonder that the pony on the fountain did to deserve becoming a statue....

>>31767150
Her name is BEST BACKGROUND ONE-SCENE PONE

>captcha: eleanor torquip

Or maybe her name is Eleanor Torquip.

>>31765977
because they're not? The beef they have is with Notch, not Minecraft. Not a single thing was said in that video about Notch or the Minecon shit so how are they getting us involved exactly?

>>31767204
Fine by me!

>>31767246

Then in a few days everyone will hate it

>>31767014

> You will. I promise you, Dash will be the world's most jealous ponybitch. Eventually.

She hires a gang of racist pegasus brawlers that beat Applejack up.

>>31767246
I agree with you, this thread are shit but i dont give a fuck im happy the show is getting better and better.

Lets play a game

Everytime Dash says the word AWESOME, take a shot

>inb4 100 dead from alcohol poisoning

>>31767239
We are so clever.

>>31767259
what happened at minecon?

>>31767234
she's so pretty

>>31767274
>what is htis called?
Pop and lock

>>31767274
>No neck

God these animators are such hack

>>31767274
oh shit this is rad

>>31767222
Well I won't die before I read the end of that story, even if I have to live to the 40th millenium.
But don't overexert youself.

>>31767274
adorable

>>31767246
>There has not been a single S2 episode that was as good as Po1, SRB, or GIYC
>clearly it is superior season

Though I will admit that S2 episode 1 through 8 are better as a whole than 21 episode 1 through 8

>>31767031
Why are you still here?
are you seriously that incapable of figuring out you're extremely bad at drawing, regardless of the technical aspect of it? It has no aesthetic beauty whatsoever!

>>31767304
I don't think you know how pony anatomy works. Their neck is normal to their back, therefore if their stomach is showing, their neck can't just magically bend straight.

>>31767274
How radical!

>>31767304
Do you know how fuckign creepy she would look with a neck at that angle?

>>31767330
>My opinions are fact

>>31767304
>implying that pony anatomy requires a neck there
she's not a human

>>31767330
>there hasn't been a single episode this season that was as good as the best episode produced from the entire series, a shitty dash episode, or a mediocre fluttershy episode
yeah, whatever

>>31767246

i kind of like the salad days simply because nobody expected it to blow up like this

there's no obligation for fanservice, no legions of idiots queuing up to pester faust on her da with stupid DURR WHERE MY PONEY shit, and it's still designed as a silly kid's show

and i'm down with pinkie being self-aware or whatever as it'd work for her character, but for the whole show to work out like that? no thanks

>>31767274
If you're taking requests, could you make Granny Smith slapping Dash with her bag, and all the fillies running up to take pictures with her please?

>>31767365
>salad days
what does that even mean

>>31767344
I'm not quite sure what you mean. All I see is that the length from their head to their shoulders is usually much longer.

Just watched the Mare do Weller.
Anyone else notice the Mare Do Weller's theme sounded a lot like Batman: TAS's theme?
Also Applejack canonically stronger than Rainbow Dash.

>>31767274
This .gif to MGMT's Electric Feel. It fits perfectly to the tempo.

>>31767375

I can barely follow anything he says

>>31767365
I dont know what the fuck you are talking about.
Are you implying fan service?

>>31767375
Days made of salad

Idiot

>>31767402
Yes
Yes

>>31767402
we knew this since the Iron Pony Competition.

>>31767399
that's from the side, not the front

I never read a fanfic before. Is there any decent ones out there?

>>31767402

well the back legs, yeah.

but RD still beats AJ in an arm wrestling match

>>31767402
she still can't cause explosions by flying fast or be this adorable

>>31767402
AJ's been hitting them squats.

>>31767375

imagine a fresh, crunchy, delicious salad

now imagine it fourteen months later

>>31767412

oh, you

>>31767402
AJ has strength

Dash has agility

>>31767436
GOTTA GO FAST

>>31767436
>GOTTA GO FAST

>>31767430
>We knew AJ was stronger since the iron pony competition
>Dash won the competition

>>31767430
Well yes, obviously the hoof wrestling in FWF is just a plot device.

>>31767435
Totally stronger now, even Dash say so.

>>31767330
Disregarding that all those were in the latter half of the season and I find all of those except SRB to be painfully slow build-ups to a payoff that could've been easily reached in 11 minutes, we're only 8 episodes in.

>>31767433
nope
but lots of people like the porn ones
do you like porn?

>>31767433
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenope

>>31767444
SOMEONE DRAW AJ BEING ADORABLE

>>31767431
length is length, I don't understand how direction matters

>>31767449
Pinkie has luck

>>31767433
Do you really need to ask?

>>31767457
>>31767463
Gotta go fast mind

>>31767281
hey, the pony on the right has heterochromia, I never noticed that.

>>31767463
>>31767457

>>31767465
Wings, remember?

>>31767435
And Applejack beats Rainbow Dash in a push-up competition. What's your point?

>>31767457
>>31767463
GOTTA GO FAST MIND

>>31767480
Fluttershy has i don't know RPG terminology

>>31767477

>>31767433
Might as well start with the best

>>31767433
Fallout Equestria, if you are into longer ones.

>>31767433
Fanfiction is TLDR;

>>31767457
>>31767449

She can go fast, but not as fast as the master of speed

>>31767493

>>31767500
Charm

>>31767494

>>31767436
>SONIC & RAINBOW DASH: GOTTA GO FAST SPECIAL EDITION

>>31767496
>Dash beat AJ in the hoof wrestle

>>31767246
Season 1 didn't really have such a problem with expectations.

It was far better than it should have been for the newest iteration of My Little Pony.

But now it's this huge THING with a cult following. Everyone has settled on to their favorite characters and ships, and people want each episode to be an even greater spectacle then the last. When really it's still just a better than average children's cartoon.

>>31767480

Luck trumps everything all the time

>>31767508
That fic is going to end soon.

>>31767526
>we are now the sonic fandom

>>31766223
Where the heck do you live that doesn't allow the sale of ball pythons? It's not like they're mean bastards like reticulated pythons, or are venomous, or are one of the kinds that don't breed in captivity. Ball pythons breed so well in captivity people have started breeding them like dogs to see what different color patterns they could get.

RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY
BECAUSE SHE IS BLUE
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT

>>31767497
But they didn't AJ and Dash both got to the same score before Dash used her wings and won.

>>31767514

Hey I've never payed any attention to anything sonic related, but i'm just curious, whats the fastest hes ever gone?

>>31767494
>>31767520
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hgk1mxRth8

>>31767543
Or so you were made to believe. Kkat won't stop until she reaches 7 billion words.

>>31767433
I think so, but the stuff I enjoy is usually not to most people's liking.

Popular recommendations are On A Cross and Arrow, Dangerous Business, The Best Night Ever, Romance Reports (warning: doin' it)... and Squeak's stuff.

I'm a big fan of Terse's writing as well, anything from his catalogue has my endorsement.

>>31767551
Dash is a cheating whore and would have lost fair and square if she wouldn't have cheated like the cheating whore she is.

>>31767558
I'LL TAKE 20.

>>31767557
SO FAST