PONIES DON'T HAVE GENITALS!

Tiem.

>NTSTS finally makes a thread

TOP SHELF!

I like Rainbow Dash. She is pretty and nice and fun.

>>31758664
Blue pone?

>>31758687
>RAPE

>>31758682
Turtles do though
WINK-WINK-NUDGE=NUDGE

>>31758664
we already got enough of RD
time for some FS

THIS IS NOW A SEXY THREAD!

>20% Nathan shirt

>>31758687
>at which point you will become completely useless
>also, pick related

>>31758695
>RD
>nice

>>31758713
SEXY YOU SAY?

Congratulations tank, you're the new Owlowiscious.

>>31758704
>uses similar keywording system for saved pictures
ma nigga

Episode 8: The Mysterious Mare Do Well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1rrjW4_Ww

1080p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI

I've searched extensively, and have concluded that there is no King of Games pony.

Is there no man who can right this wrong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI
FINISH PREPOSSESSING ALREADY!!!
captcha "depends mind" oh you smug bastard

blue pones thread

>>31758728
i find that to be efficient

MORE RAINBOW DASH UP IN THIS BITCH!

>Realize there is barely any discussion on the new episode
That is how I know this episode wasn't that great.

>>31758738
I normally do, didn't know we had a link yet. My apologies. Will endeavour to do so if I make any more threads today.

Thanks for posting those!

>>31758696
I wish Trixie was cute like this more often. I guess we'll have to wait until the next Discord episode before we get ANY more Trixie. I like how they portray her in the new Discord ep; she's much better at dancing than magic, anyhow.

>pinkie's house in skyrim

PONIES HAVE DAMS, ELECTRICITY AND HIGH RISE BUILDING CONSTRUCTION.
fantasy setting my ass

>>31758757
I kinda like that the Pinkie sense got mentioned again.

Pony should pout about the unfairness of it all

>>31758664
Blue pone is pretty pone

This episode made me think the ponies could make a good Super Sentai team. They'd each have their own powers and could fight pony puddies and then when a monster appears they use the elements of harmony to blast a rainbow beam attack at him.

>>31758765
Someone do this, but instead with apples.

>>31758744
>>31758744
>>31758744
>>31758744
>>31758744
>post KoG
>get dubs
>thread doesn't explode into a dubs party

And then I realized what the difference between /v/ and /co/ is.

>>31758774
All that does is remind me of the shitstorm FPK caused.

>>31758774
Me too. Glad the show isn't completely abandoning its established canon... though I have a feeling we'll never see Tank again.

>>31758753
I wonder when Colgate is going to get her own episode.

>>31758800
>Winona seen for the second time ever last episode.

>>31758792
>mfw I went here from /v/
This place is so great.

>>31758792
well he didnt get a 5

>>31758775
>I hate being all alone...
;_;

my dick allowed in here?

>>31758775
pony should admire own body before deciding she's pretty

>>31758766
>bitches don't know 'bout my urban fantasy

/v/ here, I heard there was batman in MLP today, was I being lied to

>>31758800
Wich pony save the ballon pone? Applejack?

>>31758714


Snip's in't the only one needing a restraining order

>>31758837
fuck you mental image
fuck you

>>31758775
>what does it feel like to have friends

>>31758792
>>31758818
And now that you've called attention to it, they're going to pick up on it.

>Rainbow Dash episode immediately after she gets a pet.
>No sign of Tank anywhere.

>>31758775
That actually did make me feel bad for RD.

>>31758834
Is it spotted?

>>31758833
I would make RD unalone
But just until after she's done sucking my pay-ness

>>31758847
AJ or Pinkie

So what would be acceptable to be rubbed in any p0ny's face?

>>31758843
>>31758843

>>31758848

Wow, horrible fucking episode.

>>31758834
Unless you're a horse, no

>>31758870
I know, she doesn't often get things right, but that? She got it spot on. Ponies should look at her based on how pretty she is alone.

>>31758863
you want my spotted dick?
its delicious and warm

Twilight is using her magic to kill all the monsters surrounding Ponyville, Ponyville is expanding and becoming industrialized

>>31758876
That line was so lame.

>>31758876

>>31758843
>>31758843
>>31758843
>>31758843
>>31758843
>>31758843

>>31758870
RD may have an athletic body, but that's all it was meant for: sports. It would be unsuitable for repfroduciton.

>>31758868
I would make her un-alone for as long as she wanted

>>31758895
Yes but i cant post the pic im getting a file error.

>>31758895
fuck off back to /fit/

>>31758900
I could but if any other poni would be alone I'd rather console them.

>>31758847

Coulda been Fluttershy
Coulda been Pinkie Pie

Both are able to defy gravity at will.

>>31758895
Quit your shit you motherfucker.

>>31758856
>and we didn't see the inside of her house either

show confirmed for shit, season 2 ruined, hasbro is cancer

>>31758895

>>31758766

I´ve already told you guys ponies live under the ashes of a fallen human civilization long thought to have been extinct a long time ago. Ponies search up ancient arqueological sites to gather this strange ancient knowledge.

Hell, you can find the most preserved remain of the humans in the moon.

>>31758843
Yes. Unless you count Mare Do Well.

>>31758919
She didn't have any wings in that scene.

I think the real important thing here, is that we've learned combining all the ponies into a horrifying genetic abomination would create the ultimate superpony. Twilight's magic, Pinkie's precognition, Applejack's strength... and you know, the flying thing that Fluttershy does. Rarity can make everything look pretty, I guess.

Princess Luna will not make any more appearances this season.

She was a once-off for the Halloween themed episode 4.

>>31758876
It's probably dangerous to handle cake near Pinkie, she'd bite your hand off

>>31758881
god sake snips your not helping yourself any wit these faces

>>31758936
good

>>31758941
what if i put a cake on my dick?

>>31758936
This picture is gross.

>>31758888
I'd love it! But where can I get it for a good price in California?

>>31758954
You get it bitten off.

>>31758934
I think is AJ.

So how long until we get a picture of someone cosplaying in the Mare-Do-Well's super suit?

>>31758965
worth it.

>>31758947
and of cource i post the wrong picture

fuck

I'm glad they addressed how arrogant she is. She's a terrible role model for chi- oh wait. Children don't watch this show, only MAN-children.

>>31758935
Also the Stare, faggot.

>>31758965
that's why you have to tie her down and knock out all her teeth first
then she can suck the frosting from your erection with her bleeding gums

>>31758958
Wait WHAT THE FUCK
You telling me they dont have spotted dick in America?

>>31758979

>>31758975
...Or maybe not. Depends on what mood the writer is on
Reminds me, I had that one Pinkiefic that I haven't read yet...

>>31758965
Pinkie licks cakes up, she doesn't even chew

>>31758985
WOW I JUST GOT HARD IN THE PENIS

>>31758870
...Oh for god's sake. You people keep giving me the weirdest fucking ideas. RD with extensive, corporate-sponsored magi-tech athletics augmentations...

I'll be in my bunk.

>>31759003
I hear Pinkie sucks cakes.

>>31758987
I dunno, man... If they do, I'm not looking in the right places.

>>31758974
I wonder what JJ thinks about this ep, he have a massive boner for dash.

>>31758985
oh god, I thought of pinkie doing this to gummy

>>31758985
your scarin' me bro

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount
Ross is streaming humanized pictures of today's episode. One request to go.
>>31759008
>>31758985
Go away. Both o' ya.

>>31758948

>>31759026
you need to go on a dick hunt then.

>>31759029
>caring what inconsequential faggots think

>>31759036
>ross

>>31759036
fuck off with your shitty art ross

>>31759038
Twilight could never handle Spike's mighty dragon dick.

>>31759038
>Yes Spike you are amazing !!

>in class
>professor's late, so we're just hanging out till he comes
>talking with the girl in front of me
>conversation running smoothly
>talking about cartoons
>mention I enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>"haha, what? you aren't serious, are you?"
>start getting a little nervous and sweating a bit
>she calls over her friend
>"pffahaha, this kid watches my little pony"
>"omg anon, you're one of those brony weirdos?? hahaha"
>start stuttering, sweating excessively
>trying to get out of this by saying "I gotta go to the bathroom"
>while getting up from my chair, my Pinkie Pie cape gets caught in a crack in the chair and rips
>bending over awkwardly with my cape caught in the chair
>people watching and a couple chuckles heard
>get really nervous and let out a pretty loud fart
>everyone bursts into laughter
>start farting nonstop
>finally get my cape uncaught from the chair but waddle backwards
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>crying I ripped my amazing Pinkie Pie cape and run to the bathroom
>keep farting
>call my dad and wait in the bathroom stall till he picks me up
master piece

>>31759010
>that feel when Dash replaces her limbs with ultra lightweight copies that can barely do more than her current limbs, just so she's lighter in the air and can absorb more force in a crash
>Rarity designs them to be elegant, subtle, and blue

>>31759060
I dont care i just want to know.
But I think his new waifu is Celestia.

>>31759066

RARITY ON THE OTHER HAND...

>>31759071
>In class
>Not in LE class

0/10

gonna need a link to this episode for this batman shit

>>31759066

indeed

>>31759014
Depends on whether you're holding it up to her mouth with your hand or with something else

>>31759076
You too, huh?

>>31759040
I bet Trader Joe's will have it!

>>31759096
YAY

>>31759090
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI&feature=player_embedded
>processing
Also, the OP should probably include this from now on so people don't have to ask all the time.

>>31758775
Pathos was kinda hard for Rainbow Dash in this episode. Not because it was unjustified, or even because of her narcissism, but because her whole "Why am I alone?" soliloquy didn't really amount to anything.

I kinda wanted her friends to counter it with a "you are not alone"-type moral, but I guess that would've been a stretch.

>>31759087
>implying this is a Reddit meme/joke
go away you're homosexuality is showing

>>31759029
http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/journal/Oh-Scoot-271003542

>>31759096
She is just mad because he dont like baby pone, for some reasone she thinks her art is cute.

>>31759115
I agree with him. Scoot was very out of character at the end

>>31758876
PANTS HORNS!

Applejack kissed Rainbow Dash on the cheek. Did no one notice this?

>>31759133
i just wish she would take her stupid dog penis ponies and go die somewhere

>>31759093
FUCK'S SAKE.

>>31759093
I wonder if Twilight would start using Spike for... other reasons than just sending letters and maintaining the library as he got older.

>>31759139
How so? Do you think she likes RD because her loyalty and lovable character? answer is no

>>31759148
of course everyone noticed how the flash was just to cover the make out

>>31759148
Not really its just the perception.

>>31759148
No? What time in?

>>31759112

Bullshit.

Everyone loves Vinny.

>>31759077
>mfw that feel

God damn it, anon.

For some reason I'm imagining the individual 'feathers' on the wings would be sapphire aerogel lattices, glimmering with the energy of a spell designed to let the replacement limbs function *just* like the real thing.

>>31759176
Its not really a kiss.

>>31759172
>using a camera flash to distract from kissing somebody
Dash you are the stupidest pony alive, goddamn

>>31759180
Not again.

>>31759148
My attention was divided between manchester united game and the episode, so no.

>>31759096
I agree with her. This episode was worse than Owl's Well.

>>31759187
No, you're just aspergers.

>>31759096
No, I can deal with sharing my opinion with a faggot, I'm an MLP fan after all.

>>31759096
Seeing as he hates Applejack and loves Rainbow Dash.

It's pretty understandable

>>31759187
da fuck?
>implying they are doing this because of some meme
personally i kinda like how those glasses are becoming some sort of signature for RD

>>31759187
Not really, considering wearing sunglasses because they look cool has been a cultural trend since the at least the 1950s.
Deal w/ it

>>31759187
>implying we're not just as bad as reddit, if not worse

>>31759216
>Hates Applejack
That slut.

>>31759180
Not just like the real thing - better. Using less energy for each flap, and catching more air. Being able to lock in place for effortless gliding, and being able to burn through the internal magic reserves if her normal cruising speed of mach 4 isn't fast enough for her. And, most importantly, for Dash, the crystals designed to refract the light of her sonic rainboom into the shape of her cutie mark.

>>31759218
I know, right? I mean goddamn, it's not me having too high standards to expect some fucking anti-aliasing.

>>31759248
How about we just stick a jet engine up her ass and hope we didn't install it backwards.

>>31759221
>>31759224
>>31759240

I bet you fags like all the Reddit memes like EPIC FAIL GUY XD and LOLOLOL RICK ROLL OMG

>>31759258
Who says she won't?

>>31758930
Somewhere, in the Evefree...

I bet Celestia drooled at the sight of Twilight`s leather bound mare do well costume.

Think I'm gonna write a clopfic about Rainbow Dash doing dirty lesbian sex with various ponies.

>>31759180
>Fluttershy keeps her wings as-is but gets augmented vision to make The Stare more powerful and beefed-up hooves to make it easier for her to crack open a bear

>>31759278
FINALLY!

>>31759248
Oh, in flight they'd certainly be better. Anything less wouldn't be fitting. I meant to allow the otherwise-rigid material to function in identical ways during day-to-day life.

>>31759258
Hey bro, leave your fantasies out of this.

>>31759267
Fund it, all of my money, etc.

>>31759278
I suggest Fluttershy and Twilight.

>>31759278
Sounds original.

>>31759278
You will go where no man has gone before.

>>31759278
How dreadfully boring.

Why does it seem adorable to think that Dash is actually a self-concious, illiterate pony who is afraid of losing the respect and freindship of her peers, so overcompensates for her 'uselessness' (in her eyes) by preforming dangerous stunts and being overly bold and essentially not being humble, because she thinks without all of that she is nothing and nobody would like her.

When her popularity skyrockets she laps up all of the positive attention, and then when it starts to plunge, she tries all kinds of desperate things to become popular again, making more and more people lose faith in her.

eventually she ends up being alone, her arrogance and anger put up as a shield to prevent people from seeing how she really is very upset because of what's happened, and if she fully spoke of her feelings she would feel weak.

She ends up alienating herself from her friends though this.

The episode also ends before she writes anything because she's actually illiterate, claiming she'll 'Do it later.'.

Twilight has to teach her how to read/write when they eventually find out.

/co/ has a fetish for depression anyway

>>31759148

I NOTICED!

Also it appears that AJ is not a lesbian...

Is Rainbowdash being lesbian now canon?

>>31759285
>My vision is augmented.

How long did it take for Twilight to realize Spike is not only a superb assistant, but is also a great fuck who can do that thing with his tongue?

Rainbow pony is best pony. And as we learned today, she's the only pony who is not a total douche.

>>31759320
No because is not a kiss.

>>31759311
>illiterate

Did you even watch the new episode? It confirms she's literate. one of the reasons this episode sucks

>>31759335
You are...
Oh wait, 7/10 I almost went for it

>>31759334
she's too timid to seduce him into doing anything dirty

>>31758930

>>31759104
there's one actually up isn't there?

>>31759203

hmmmmmm

reminds me of something

>>31759320
AJ's kiss even sparked

Guess what got done proccessing /co/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI

ITS SCREENCAP TIME

>>31759311
>Twilight teaching Dash how to read while helping her become better as a person, more capable of opening up to the people she loves and helping her not need the shield of egotism as much

why is this idea so adorable
why can't I stop thinking about Dash propping up a book on Tank's shell as he sleeps, late at night, while she tries to read by candlelight

>>31759353
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrQVpGYSrI&feature=player_embedded
At least 480p ready

>>31759362
it's not done

>>31759311
>>31759311
So in other words
Rainbow Dash is Holden from Catcher in the Rye

>>31759336

prove it

>>31759311
>Why does it seem adorable to think that Dash is actually a self-concious, illiterate pony who is afraid of losing the respect and freindship of her peers, so overcompensates for her 'uselessness' (in her eyes) by preforming dangerous stunts and being overly bold and essentially not being humble, because she thinks without all of that she is nothing and nobody would like her.

because you're a fucking weirdo
nothing about that is adorable

>>31759365
you're fucked up too

>>31759320
When is this during the episode?

>>31759340
It actually didn't, she didn't write a word. She even got Spike to write her "auto"biography.

WHY DON'T I HAVE A FANCLUB /CO/?

I just noticed this.

>>31759133
>show meant for children
>with everything being cute
>where ponies aren't like real life counterparts
>and also do impossible feats with their body
And she gets mad because they made the baby cute instead of anatomically correct?
Very few animals are actually cute in real life.
Ponies aren't one of them

>>31759320
She just suffocates Applejack a little because she forces her close to her own face. Then Applejack walks away slightly 'disgusted' by her smugness.

>>31759380
Watch the show retard.

>>31759148
*re-watches episode* Huh, yeah it kinda does look like she kisses her when the camera flashes. I'm guessing it's supposed to be Dash just kinda pulling her really close for the picture.

Applejack's puffed cheeks after the flash doesn't help though. Sure it's supposed to imply that she's struggling to get out of Dash's grip, but it also looks like she's going "Oh god, Dash is trying to turn me gay too!"

Honestly, I don't get the hate about this episode, I thought it was pretty good, and Dash's arrogance kinda fits into the previously established personality of her talking big to cover up her insecurities (as presented the sonic rainboom episode).

>>31759385
FUCKING HASBRO, THEY'RE CATERING TO THE BRONIES WITH MEME-SPOUTING AND CANON SHIPS

>>31759381
>Dash and Scootaloo bonding over reading preschool-level fiction, as Scoot corrects Dash's mispronunciations and helps her with the words longer than 3 syllables
>not adorable

>>31759385
THATS NOT
OH NEVERMIND

>>31759203
>nappies
Oh boy...

>>31759385
nyan dash huh

>>31759394
Because is 22 minutes of cunt Dash just like last week.

>>31759285
Personally? I think Fluttershy wouldn't get any augmentations if she could help it. She'd be too busy helping her friends recover from their respective enhancement surgeries.

Angel, on the other hand, would be Adam motherfucking Jensen in rabbit form.

>>31759403
Fuck that's cute

>>31759403
Why don't you go take a trip down to your local adult learning center

I'm sure you'll have a heart attack

>>31759383
Try watching the episode, jackass. Dash decides to write her letter to Celestia herself.

>>31759320

no

NO!

my AppleDash, shatter, broken, forever destroyed.

OH GOD THESE FUCKING FACES

>>31759426
none of those people are ponies

>>31759423
would Angel ask for it?

>>31759428
>Retards ignoring the show to push their retarded fanon
What are you going to do? They're on the same level as Gavalanche.

>>31759437
>They want to buck.

>>31759437
they have seen a dick!

>>31759437
Oh wow.

>>31759436
>Appledash

>>31759384
because you're gay

>>31759437
should we meet at your place?

>>31759438
no people are ponies ever

>>31759442
To be fair, sometimes the fanon is better than the canon.

>>31759428
>implying illiterate Dash made sense to start with
the fact of the matter is, it faded to black before she actually wrote anything down, and if you're implying Dash wouldn't try to make herself look better despite not actually being able to perform the task, you need to rewatch the episode

>>31759349
Never have I ever had so many ideas in my head.

>>31759460
THAT'S UNTRUE SIR!

>>31759458
>Sweetie Belle

>>31759458

unrequited Appledash

>>31759468
Well now reading 2nd/1st person clopfics ain't no fun.

>>31759472
Go back to ponychan faggot they are just like you.

>>31759472
Fuck off and eat shit

>>31759440
In my estimation? Yes. But it'd take ten minutes to get the message across with Fluttershy interpreting for him.

Please tell me we don't have to see more of that stupid turtle in later episodes

>>31759472
>people actually believe this

>>31759437
Pouting Ponies: the episode.

Just finished the last 4 episodes of S1. HOLY SHIT. Some observations:

- Pinkie Pie is still retarded but now she scares the fuck out of me. Her going insane was trippy as fuck.

- My opinion of Rainbow Dash has gone up considering she was what brought all of the girls together. She's less of a bitch now and just an over-confident tomboy. No harm in that.

- Fluttershy. HOLY FUCK FLUTTERSHY. "YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!" In her native tongue, she is called "Flutterborn" aka crazy ass bitch.

- Rarity might be a lesbian now. Just saying,

- Twilight is still Twilight.

- Applejack as a filly was cute but that accent when speaking proper english? HNNNNNNNGGGHHHH. That's why she's still my favorite pony.

That wasn't Scootaloo! It was a shapeshifter trying to lure Rainbow Dash into a trap!

Which pony would you let peg you with a strap-on?

>>31759490
i'm sad there was no tank in this one
i think they could have fit him in somehow

>>31759478
Fine.

>>31759473
I suppose that's a fair point. Illiterate Dash still stands.

>>31759488
Of course, his voicebox could get the message across in natural language after the operation. He's not very smart, but he can talk.

>>31759437
>Twilight considers tasting the Rainbow

>>31759436
Applejack is just tsun-tsun about it because of her conservative background. She really love Dash don't worry

>>31759509
It makes as much sense as epileptic Rarity.

>>31759472
nope kill yourself

>>31759498
>My opinion of Rainbow Dash has gone up considering she was what brought all of the girls together. She's less of a bitch now and just an over-confident tomboy. No harm in that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WATCH SEASON TWO
>Fluttershy. HOLY FUCK FLUTTERSHY. "YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME!" In her native tongue, she is called "Flutterborn" aka crazy ass bitch.
This made me laugh.

>>31759499
I always knew scootaloo was a trap

>>31759498
THEY ARE ALL LESBIANS!
Also nice pony choice.

>>31759360

That was the photograph

>>31759500
Fluttershy. She would be gentle.

>>31759437

Pinkie Pie with Fluttershy
Twilight with Celestia
Rainbow Dash with Aplejack (Spitfire)?
Rarity with...."Spike"

My face when Dash grows out of her lezzing out and bunks up with a equestrian royal guard.

>>31759500
AJ, FS or Twilight

>>31759505
>Rarijack

MMHMMM

erryone is out for snips

>>31759490
IT'S A TORTOISE

Hey, does anyone have the screencap of why we hate 0r0chi? I'm trying to prove a point.

This is deffinitely the weakest episode of the season, but I don't think it's really bad.

RD was an abrasive bitch, but she was acting in character.

I would've prefered if they didn't do an episode to take her down a notch, but it's not like I wasn't expecting it.

The rest of the mane6 were alright, and it made some nice callbacks to their already stablished strenghts.

Could be better, but not bad.

ponies being adorable: the show

>>31759385

Also looks like a 4chan banner that I made.

>>31759533
Mama Dash will always be the prettiest Dash.

>>31759533
>grows out of lesbianism

>>31759535
Now you're just being mean.

>>31759382

About 5 and a half minutes into the episode when RBD has a photoshooting.

Also I have a feeling the dialogue in this scene got changed in the last minute judging from AJ's faces

>>31759512
Oh, of course.

>>31759500
Strap-on? How low-tech. I suppose you'll want me to churn my own butter and grind my own flour next.

>>31759533
why is she made out of rubber

Okay, looking at the balloon Dash more clearly.

What it is, what it actually is, what I originally thought it was.

>>31759552
>he made a banner for 4chan

>>31759569
I need an Celestia disapproves for this person.

>>31759522
Y'all are mad because you know it's true. This episode sucked ass. And not like Owl's Well, which only sucked in comparison to the usual high quality episodes. This episode sucked in comparison to average girls' cartoons, and that's pretty fucking bad. There are fanfics better than this episode.

>>31759566
Well yea, its not like she kiss her in the show.

>>31759579
>Dash blushing

>>31759579
THE BLUSH IS REAL

>>31759587
>drawfagging motivation
NEED. NOW.

glorious definition

>>31759580
I have a very different image.

>>31759544
You mean because he can draw better than you can, and he doesn't give a fuck?

>>31759590
Just because the episode was shit which it was does not make fanon "better" than it.

I agree with the guy who told you to kill yourself.

>>31759590

>>31759579

>>31759586

>>31759500

ALL OF THEM

ALL AT THE SAME TIME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW3joFm5F78

>>31759611
oh god dash how are you so cute

>>31759381

>because you're a fucking weirdo

Welcome to 4chan.
I am currently studying a master's degree in Biological Engineering.
-and I find that adorable.
Weirdos on the internet, normal in real life.

My fiancé is pretty weird though

>>31759611
oh shit my penis is out of control
take cover!

>>31759472

fanon exists only to temporarily fill gaps until canon can do the real job of sealing said gaps for good.

>>31759607
Exactly that one.
>>31759614
Thank you.

Just checking to see if this was posted yet.

>>31759626
>Biological engineering
>Adorable
>Not Electronic engineering

>>31759608
I'm not saying that all fanon is better than all canon. I'm saying sometimes it is, and we have to be able to admit that.

Hullo. So, anyone who ISN'T bitching about the new episode?

>>31759614

>>31759626
>getting married

>>31759615
Well not mad as much as uneasy.
Okay, probably mad.
But then I shouldn't be because I talk about my own fetishes here all the time.

FUS RO DAH

>>31759569
>that feel when Twilight has become powerful enough, both in magic and technology, to hold tens of thousands of nanomachines in place outside her body to take any shape she requires

>>31759634
>semen

>>31759634
Speaking of which, is faceless still around?

>>31759645
Not, it's not, and admitting that it is is another step down a very bad road

>>31759632
Right, but if the sealing is shit, then it's not an improvement.

>>31759645
And what fanon is "good" Infertile Dash and Retard Sweetie? All the fanon is shit fucking faggot.

>>31759656
SPIIIKE! NOOOOO!

>>31759645
nope sorry

ultimately fanon doesn't matter and the sooner you deal with it the better

especially when your gay little theories are destroyed by the actual show

>>31759670
>a very bad road

The bad road is thinking the canon is always great, and not being able to admit when it really fucks up.

>>31759645

>>31759626
I don't think anyone really gives a shit what you do in real life. Stop trying to validate yourself to random anonymous trolls.

>>31759658
I'll be in my bunk.

>>31759634
>that feel when you know what you want that tongue to do, and it's not chocolate cake

>>31759684
Canon can be bad. It's always better than fanon, though.

>>31759626
Dash is not weird
and she's my fiance not yours fag

>>31759645
WHAT IF MY FANON ORBITS YOUR CANON?

>>31759684
you're one of those Potterfags who thinks some guy's fanfic should've been used in place of Deathly Hallows, huh?

>>31759698
>that feel
Oh wait I still haven't read that one fic Anon made yesterday
I might be positively surprised

>>31759349
>the rest will be euthanized

NOPE. There are no heroes left in man.

I regard fanon as a fun little guessing game. If something canon comes along that invalidates it, then that's cool. I initially guessed that only unicorns could use quills. And I was wrong.

And if you guess right, then that's cool, too. I can't think of any examples of that, which is probably saying something.

>>31759646
>Hullo. So, anyone who ISN'T bitching about the new episode?
Hmm... nah. It was fairly terrible. Faust needs to come back.

>>31759678
IF THE FANON HELPS ME MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE A CHARACTER THEN IT'S GOOD CANON
UNLESS THAT CHARACTER IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
THEN IT'S VERY BAD

AND THAT'S WHY FLUTTERSHY HAS CORNS ON HER HOOVES

>>31759602
>Gentlemen

>>31759436

Why?

>>31759707
fuck you shes already mah waifu

>>31759718
Did you write that DaisyxColton fic?

>>31759646
Eh, it wasn't awful, but it wasn't spectacular either.

>>31759713
Please tell me those people don't really exist.

>>31759707
she can't be your fiance because she's already my wife

>>31759738
GUYS CALM DOWN
SHE CAN BE EVERYONE'S WAIFU

BUT ESPECIALLY MINE

>>31759683
fanon doesn't matter, no. Neither does the show.

>>31759746
Sorry but they do.

>>31759741
Yep. I'm the guy.

I'm sorry if it was shit.

>>31759611

uguu!

>>31759750
You can have her, I need to decide between AJ, FS and Twilight.

>>31759746
See: Past Sins fans

>oh boy snipsxscoots shipping guiz

>>31759748
I wonder if her wings can be used to grab things

say, cylindrical things

>All this talk about the episode being terrible
Should I just skip it, or is MLPG just being whiny as usual?

>>31759750
our penises can touch each other?

>>31759713
Harry Potter sucked. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the fanfics was better than the actual series.

>>31759767
Haven't you heard of wingjobs?

>>31759762
then it is decided

>>31759592

Really? Looks like a kiss to me. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY LALALALALALALA

>>31759731
Yup.

>>31759762
can I have Twilight? You can still choose between two good ponies, but I want Twi

>>31759769
It was legitimately bad. Worst ep since OWTEW.

>>31759769
Skip it? Heresy.

Watch it if only for the Batman/Darkwing references. There are worse ways to spend 20 minutes.

>>31759756
I have to say it was way better than i expect and i really enjoy it.

>>31759731
Still waiting for someone to vector the poster.

>>31759778
exactly

So, how did everyone like this episode?
Because at first I thought it was a Scootaloo episode and got mad, then I realized it was another Rainbow Dash episode and got madder, and then I gave the episode a chance and actually enjoyed it more than several episodes this season.

Pretty good episode, overall, imo.

>>31759769
I didn't find it offensively bad, but it's definitely my least favorite this season.

>>31759769
How 'bout you just watch it and decide for youself?
It wasn't that bad, every pony was just an asshole.

>>31759769
Watch it if you've got nothing better to do. Just don't expect anything.

What is it about episodes featuring blue braggarts that always makes them awful?

>>31759769
Its kinda bad but you have to watch all the episodes faggot.

>>31759769
I liked it. And it had Pinkie Sense.

>>31759769
You should watch it, just to see how bad it is.

>>31759769
Here's how it works:
>best episode ever
means it was a good episode
>worst episode ever
mediocre at best.

Nothing has hit Owl's Well that ends Well levels yet.

>>31759781
OH U!

>>31759769
>skipping an episode

OH HAI PONYCHANNER HOW'S IT GOING

Worst episode since Lesson Zero.

>>31759783
Well I suppose, she creeped me out in lesson zero.

>>31759765

>>31759769
Worst episode so far, but as a fan, you must watch it anyway.

I AM TYPING IN ALL-CAPS CREATING THE ILLUSION OF MYSELF SHOUTING THUS MAKING MY OPINION STAND OUT AND SEEM LIKE THE VALIDEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

>>31759809
woah
somebody actually using the spoiler tags correctly!

>>31759792
Well, thanks. That makes me feel pretty good.

I'm aware there are some problems with it, and sometime I'll try to fix it when I'm not working on other projects.

Incidentally, Daisy and Colton did show up in today's episode again.

>>31759769
These fags whine about everything, you should know that.

>MFW Turkey sandwiches for the rest of the week.

>>31759817
I liked OWTEW

>>31759797
I thought it was ok. I like seeing Dash overreact to stuff and in the end I enjoyed her managed to take herself down a notch. Still think the way they did it was pretty assholish though but >cartoon

>>31759786

WHAT!? OWTEW was funny as fuck. Surely you jest.

>>31759803
They have Rarity in them.

>A purple-clad superhero pony episode
>go to this and previous thread
>ctrl+f let's get dangerous
>no matches found
ISHYGDDT

>>31759828
why the lol am i lolling?

>>31759832
>VALIDEST
THAT'S NOT A WORD

Worst episode since Sonic Rainboom.

Guess what both of those episodes have in common?

>>31759835
Are you going to write more with them?

>>31759837
Fuck I HATE turkey

>>31759865
The same thing all of the worst episodes have in common.

>>31759837
>mfw I only ever eat Turkey cold cuts on top of my bread

>>31759865
They have Rarity in them!

I have a feeling that Mito is in here, with his fanon>canon shit.

>>31759817
If people say it's a pretty bad or mediocre episode on the day that it's released, then it's a terrible fucking episode.

It takes about a week for the excitement to wear off, and people start posting accurate critiques of the episode.

People never hated Owl's Well this much when it premiered. In fact, most were lauding it, with only a few relatively mild complaints.

>>31759614

Hey guys.

Guess what.

Rarity episode next week fuck yeah

>>31759845
I'd rather rewatch Ends Well than this ep. At least Spike's snidely whiplash bit was funny, this was just boring.

>>31759865
Rarity.

>>31759876
>>31759874
bingo

>>31759832
I AM REPLYING IN NO ORIGINAL WAY SPOUTING MEMES THAT HAVE BEEN USED EVEN BEFORE 4CHAN WAS CREATED. I AM ALSO USING CAPS TO IMPLY HOW ANGRY I AM AND THAT ALL YOUR BASE ALL BELONG TO US.

>>31759874
A bizarre absence of Celestia?

>>31759865
You were a faggot back when Sonic Rainboom aired and you're still a faggot now?

>>31759865
Nigga you better not be hating on SRB. That episode was really fun.

>>31759746
The Harry Potter fandom was FULL of crazies. Like the Harmonians.

>>31759828

We need a pinkie episode.

>>31759914
>AND I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELIN' ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>31759890
>Rarity episode
oh boy I can't wait for the rarifags and dashfags to be bitching at each other all day for three weeks in a row

Perhaps this was Rainbow's mental breakdown episode and every hater is just being a fa­ggot?

>>31759837

>mfw same situation

>>31759869
Pretty sure that was the reference, bro.

>>31759865
>mfw you didn't like Sonic Rainboom

Am I the only one a little creeped out by the stallion in that RD fanclub? Dashfag expy?

>>31759914
>dash roleplay sex?
>dash roleplay sex!

>>31759931
>haters are being faggots
no shit
this happens in every episode regardless of which pony gets the spotlight, or what they do

>>31759931
>Disgusted Applejack
>Kiss

>>31759931
How the fuck was that a mental breakdown?

>>31759931
>Come on AJ, give us a kiss for the camera!

>>31759684
It's simple enough to admit that, but that's a far cry from suggesting that a piece of fanon is better than canon as a whole.

>>31759868
Daisy/Colton? I might. That fic got TONS of readers, probably more than anything else I've written.

Also, well, I guess I like the pairing, even if I normally dislike shipping.

>>31759936
No, he's a pedo.

>>31759931
I dont think you know what a mental breakdown is.

>>31759909
ummm nope

>>31759931
>i don't know what a mental breakdown is

This episode definitely changed my pone power rankings:

pinkie>dash>fluttershy(subject to change if she ever gets her own fucking episode this season)>twilight=applejack>semen stained bitch who /co/ only likes because they want to be dominated by a woman who will never truly love them

>>31759854
She was really fond of the "friendly neighborhood X" nonsense. What is that, Spiderman?

How many people picked up on there being more than one masked mare before the reveal? Seemed the other five all talking about her was a dead giveaway, but I think the "for this to be one pone it'd have to be an alicorn" moment came even before that. Also the method of saving the carriage screamed AJ, but the others didn't, so I was already a little suspicious.

>>31759966
Oh man, I did like that story. It was sweet. Keep up the good work.