HAVE YOU MASTURBATED TO THE NEW EPISODE YET?

>>31756819
>Horse Vag

>>31756844
I HAVE!

>Picture

>>31756819
Finally im so sick of the rainbow dyke.

>>31756844
Not yet, but Dash admiring her body is a nice idea

>>31756844
i havent but for some reason i have a huge boner

>OP image

>>31756819
>CL

>>31756844
I popped a small boner while I was thinking about Applejack's ass this episode.

Then I'm going to read some clopfic about her while I pleasure myself.

Anon always makes the worst threads.

>OP Image
fuck off

Time to get the season back on track, Rarity episodes are consistently good.

>>31756878
>CL thinks her art is better than canon

Stupid cunt...

>>31756819
Anything but more of that overcolored little shit.
Good to have something worth watching after all this crap.

>>31756852

There is not horse vagina in sight I assure you.

Just Rarity.

"I hereby call this meeting of the official Rainbow Dash Fan Club to a close. Meeting adjourned, everyone!"

The enthusiastic noise of the dispersing crowd of ponies filled the club house as the members filed out the door, sharing snippets of conversation as they exited. Snips and Snails made their away along with the group, but stopped after a moment and turned their heads back towards the podium at the center of the club house, where Scootaloo stood rifling through a sheet of Dash-adorned posters.

"Hey, Scootaloo, aren't you coming?" Snips asked, still wearing his official Rainbow Dash t-shirt. Snails was dressed just the same, though in his momentary boredom he had taken to munching on an errant corner of the white fabric with a glazed look in his eyes.
Scootaloo nodded distractedly, still perusing the selection of posters.

"Yeah yeah, I'll be along in a minute. Just got some stuff to wrap up here."

Snips shrugged, and with his green-haired friend in tow, made his way out the clubhouse door. Scoots perked up when she heard the door close, before giving a quick glance around the room. She was the only pony there.

After a moment of struggling with the compartment at the base of her podium, the secret drawer came lose, revealing its treasure trove cache - a single lock of multi-coloured rainbow hair. Scootaloo took it between her hooves and held it close to her body, closing her eyes as she lowered down to the floor. The sweet scent of clouds and lightning energy washed over her senses as she inhaled deeply, sighing and curling up on the floor of the club house, surrounded by posters and banners and chroma-hue paraphinalia at every angle.

She held the lock until the sun had descended fully from the sky, upon which the tuft of rainbow mane fell from her hooves, undertaking a soft tumble to the nearby floor as the sound of snoring overtook the meeting room.

Have some babby Applejack

my penis is only on the hub

Last episode was written by Merriwether Williams, her first one for MLP

>WHAT THE HELL. OP.

how about this.

1) Sisterhooves Social - a good episode about siblings in general. sweetiebell gave me diabetes in it frequently. rarity's reactions to everything were great.
3) May the Best Pet Win - that song, the tortise, dash getting her comeuppance via her own experiences.
was a bitch to those animals.
2) Luna Eclipsed - YE OLDE CAPSLOCK, fannon-shattering, pinkiechickenpie.
but solved in a strange fashion.
4) Lesson Zero - those twilight faces, that ticking sun, the town brawl.
pushed the envelope with rainbow nukes, bear wrestling and ren and stimpy - esque faces.
5) Return of Harmony, Pts 1 & 2 - discord, discord, discord, the return of the letters, the library and the balloon scene.
everyone hand-balling the idiot ball back and fourth was UNBEARABLE.
6) The Cutie Pox - bowling ponies, zecora.
unspectacular in most other ways. applebloom was annoying on her own merit without the other 2 CMC's.
7) Mysterious Mare Do Well - background ponies.
dash mirroring spike (owl episode) in terms of annoyance, terror happening for the convenience of plot, and fantasy setting kind of curb stomped into submission.

>>31756878
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT PROPER ANATOMY CL

IT'S A CARTOON

FOR CHILDREN

>>31756891
>Rarity
>Good
>>>/opinions/

>>31756902
IT BEGINS

>>31756907
What a shame I don't have The Hub in my country

MARKER GET IN HERE YOU FUCK

>>31756844
Nope, it has to wait 'till night time.

>>31756900
Rarity is a cunt and she is a pony, so she counts.

>>31756900
That was my point.

>>31756882
>applejack
>after Pinkie's multiple-second showing off of what she can do with her tongue

>>31756878
>Snails actually has the most realistic bodytype in the show

>>31756909
so... give her more time and another chance?

>>31756878
haha oh wow
what a cunt
CL hate thread?

>>31756891
Look before you sleep was kind of drab.

Fuck off clopfag furcunts.

>>31756878
I agree with CL, the baby looked awful

>not saging this thread

>>31756902
>Implant 3 extra hearts so I can withstand multiple heart attacks
>Implant 3 extra pancreases so I could not get diabetes
>Get a heart attack and diabetic shock from this picture
Well played.

>>31756909
I liked it.

>>31756878
link her tumblr.

Pony ass general?

>OP image

Dash may be the worst pony, but Rarity can be pretty bad at times.

...Yeah I'm not marking this. Somebody make a thread that doesn't have borderline porn as the OP.

>>31756956
She always redeems herself at the end

>>31756936

Technically she shared it with AJ, but I still enjoyed it, Twilight was great in it too.

>>31756934
NO
FIRE HER FOR MAKING FAGGOTS POST BAD THINGS ABOUT RAINBOW DASH ON THE INTERNET

Summary of previous threads

>>31756961
fuck off you faggot, everyone's already posting in here

just post the marker you rapetastic cunt

>>31756951
>3 awful looking OCs
>1 applejack ripoff
>2 actually decent ponies
no thanks, I prefer my pony asses canon

>>317569>>31756961
61
>>31756961
>>31756961

SUMMARY OF THE PAST FEW THREADS

>Dashfags umad lolol
>Fuck you rarityfags
>Fuck you dashfags
>Shit tier episode
>Worst ever
>SO WHO DO YOU HATE THE MOST /co/
>Merriwether Williams is a cunt
>FUCK EVERYTHING

What shall be the next topic?!

>>31756969
SECONDING

>>31756951

I want to hunt down and kill whoever drew this.

>>31756909
It shows.

>>31756956
That's only because Applejack makes her look so bad.

>>31756977
Agreed,

>>31756975
MORE FIGHTING

>>31756936

probably the worst out of them, but it's no slouch. rarity/applejack interaction is the best pony interaction.

>>31756961
just mark it you raping moron

>>31756902
>Applejack in diapers

Diaper throd?

>>31756878
CL is shit.

THIS IS CONFIRMED FANON CANON.

>>31756982

Dohoho.

>>31756943
Yeah, i bet you wished the show was like your porn fancomics.

>>31756988
No, you son of a bitch.

>>31756909
I look forward to her second attempt.

Dave Polsky did way better on his second try.

>>31756995
Every episode since SS has made me appreciate SS more and more.

Terrible thread. Someone make a new one.

>>31756931
Yeah but... Pinkie is fat.

>>31756975
Another round of Rarifags vs. Dashfags. It's hilarious. Reminds me of some gang war or something

>first Rarity is a bitch episode
>then spike gets fat episode
I haven't got my hopes up until Hearth's Warming Eve

>>31757003
What was his first one?

>>31756977

It's part of a series. Is't that just wonderful?

>>31757003
I look forward to her termination and forced retirement.

>>31756982
That was cute, Anon.

>>31757014
Every Rarity episode is about Rarity being a bitch, though.

I love Rarity threads, too bad I never stay too long since they are instant fap time.

>>31757011
>implying that's not sexier
fat pony is bonerest pony

>>31757024
>taking this show way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way too seriously

>>31756936
I loved it. In fact, it made me like Rarity and AJ a lot more. And then AJ got no more episodes and SfS happened.

>>31757011
She's not fat, she's pleasantly plump. And implying that's not a good thing.

>>31757008
It's true. Rarity makes the series.

>in class
>professor's late, so we're just hanging out till he comes
>talking with the girl in front of me
>conversation running smoothly
>talking about cartoons
>mention I enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>"haha, what? you aren't serious, are you?"
>start getting a little nervous and sweating a bit
>she calls over her friend
>"pffahaha, this kid watches my little pony"
>"omg anon, you're one of those brony weirdos?? hahaha"
>start stuttering, sweating excessively
>trying to get out of this by saying "I gotta go to the bathroom"
>while getting up from my chair, my Pinkie Pie cape gets caught in a crack in the chair and rips
>bending over awkwardly with my cape caught in the chair
>people watching and a couple chuckles heard
>get really nervous and let out a pretty loud fart
>everyone bursts into laughter
>start farting nonstop
>finally get my cape uncaught from the chair but waddle backwards
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>crying I ripped my amazing Pinkie Pie cape and run to the bathroom
>keep farting
>call my dad and wait in the bathroom stall till he picks me up

>>31757017
FPK.

Second one was Over a Barrel, which is still one of my favorites. Huge improvement.

>>31757033

Shit bro, learn some restraint. Must you always fap?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24tnc4GKzUo

>"AND NOW BACK TO MY LITTLE PONY."
>... *squee*

>>31757011
She's got some meat on her bones, but she's active enough to burn most of her calories off. And she could prove it, too - even though she'd love nothing more than you to stuff her mouth with your hands while you stuff her below with your penis, she'd still burn off the calories. Every last one.

>>31757031
Just the way it should be.

>>31757031
Really? Suited for Success was about her going out of her way to make her friends happy, and becoming a laughing stock because of it.

Is the new episode up anywhere? I kind of slept through it.

>>31757031
>Rarity
>not being a bitch

Wow, who would want to watch that shit?

>>31757048
Ugh...well...I liked Over a Barrel aswell

If the main 5 had tried to reason with Dash only to get shot down, and then become Batpony, the episode would have been 10x better.

If Scootaloo hadn't betrayed Dash, it would have been 5x better.

>>31757046
Fucking Gamestop.

>>31757070
theres some bad quality links up in here somewhere

>>31757031
Suited for Success
She was the only one that wasn't a total cunt in that episode

>>31757059
the fuk

Look at that face

Makes you just wanna stuff chocolate cake into it

>>31757070
>Sleeping through a new episode
Wow, do you even watch the show?
>>>/ponychan/

People seriously fap to this shit? Disgusting autistic manchildren, get the fuck out. It's a disgrace the mods actually tolerate such faggotry on a worksafe board.

>>31757075
>reason with Dash
Does not compute

>>31757091
Among other things.
You know, things...

>>31757095

>>31757068
She was a bitch in SfS for not letting Sweetie have her sleepover not really but in several of her episodes the moral for her is seeing other people's points of view and stop being so stubborn

>>31757059
Dat fucking sound effect.

anyone know the ETA on a youtube link?

Sisterhooves was a great episode, probably the best of the series. This is why Rarity is best pony.

Now we get this terrible episode. See what happens when you headline with worst pony? You get worst episode of the season. She only got lucky last week.

>>31757091
>stuffing that face with chocolate cake
>not stuffing it with MY DICK

>>31757075
I was really mad that Scoots ended up defecting. It would have been awesome if she still stuck by RD even though RD was being a total attention horse.

>>31757095

YEAH WE FAP TO THIS SHIT SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT FAGGOT?

>>31757107
that was stare master

>>31757091
Sticking your fingers into her mouth and letting her run her tongue over them, scraping off the chocolate frosting, while your other hand hugs her close and you bury your face in her mane while she giggles

Good morning.

>>31757116
Oh, you're right. My spoiler point still stands though

>>31757111
Yep. Definitely my favorite episode of the season. DAT FUCKING TWIST.

How did Dash's turtle die already?

>>31757111
Last week's episode wasn't that good either.

>>31757112
Dude, foreplay. Also she's hungry. for your dick too, but that can come later

>>31757107

She's just prissy and a little difficult to work with, she's not a blatant bitch.

>>31757137
It got eaten by her new TORTOISE

>>31757123
I need drawings.

Drawing based on this latest episode.

>>31757123
get in the bunker

>>31757123
Heya, Jessy.

Please, do prepare yourself for a thread full of rage. It's been like this since last thread.

>>31757146
Neither is Dash but you sure do love calling her a bitch
>opinions

>>31757137
Turns out tortoises can't stand on clouds.
Who could've known?

>>31757123
DRAW
SPEAK

>>31756989
>dogs have nostrils on the sides of their noses

>>31757111
I thought SS was just "okay".
>We are apple pie!
...Really?

>>31757113
She a kid who just loves everything awesome. Can you seriously blame her for that?

>>31757154
Dash is genuinely mean natured and I would not hesitate to call her out on her fucking shenanigans should I meet her in real life.

>>31757165
So, she is Dash?

>>31757154

She's an insufferable bitch whenever she can be though, going out of her way to be obnoxious and everything.

>>31757111
I liked SS but I still don't see how LE wasn't the best episode.

Every non-Lunafag expected to hate Luna and instead she turned out great. Best Princess in my book. Great setpieces and costumes, cool story with lots of symbolism, and some of the best comedy so far.

>>31757165
SCOOTALOO IS AN INSUFFERABLE CUNT BECAUSE I SAY SO RABBLE RABBLE RABBL

>>31757123
Hey did you post last night draws?

I'm surprised* nobody made a fuss over the Mystery Mare having both wings AND a horn.

*I misspelled that as "auepeiaws" on my first go.

>>31757162
>cheesy lines in a kids cartoon about interpersonal relationships that can't go over it's Y rating

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY?

>>31757165
She is a lame wing-crippled version of Dash

Writers avoid her like the plague

>>31757114
We? Speak for yourself shithead

>>31757170
She's more than Dash could ever be

>>31757164
>Jessy is in the thread
>This is /THE/ reason DD is marking the thread.

Explain yourself, rapey~

>>31757169
>Dash is genuinely mean natured
lol no

>>31757175
>no

>>31757169
>Dash
>Mean natured
She's not, though, she just doesn't think. It's how she can be both a bitch, AND Loyalty - she does care about her friends, and she'd protect them in a heartbeat, but that doesn't mean she goes out of her way to not offend them or thinks about how her words will affect them

>>31757014

Spike gets fat?

>>31757186

>>31757187
my mind was kinda fucked up thinking she was an alicorn and even thought of the possibiliy of Luna for a moment

>>31757114

son i am disappoint

>>31757164
HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY MARKED IT
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT, FOR REAL

when's the youtube link going to be up?

>>31757148
I haven't seen said episode, so I can't do that as if yet.
>>31757153
Oh my. I thought everyone would be happy about a new episode. I assume it's because it's another Rarity one, apparently?

>>31757059
>Uploaded by HacePloder on 14 Sep 2011
>I'm only just seeing this now

>>31757165
Actually, I think you have a point here. She still went out to personally invite RD over to the parade... her loyalty is unwavering.

Scoots +5 headcanon for being the second best CMC.

>>31757182

>>31757213
derpyhooves.com

>>31757200

>lol no

Excellent rebuttal, I am completely convinced otherwise.

>>31757215
Its a Dash episode actually.

>>31757208
Wow jessy, you're kind of mean to them characters.

>>31757198
Actually, I marked the thread because people in moidock's replacement thread made some good arguments. Jessy just happened to come by at the time.

>>31757215
Nah, just the usual. Everybody has something they dislike, and can't seem to talk about anything else. Give it a few days and we'll all like it just fine.

>>31757226
>Dash is mean because I say so
brilliant argument there champ

>>31757187
I was going to make a fuss, and then I thought about it for two seconds and realized that it was obvious that everyone was Mare Do Well

>>31757208
>relying on zebra that lives in the woods to care for granny smith instead of licensed medical professionals

>>31757212
oh shut up

>>31757237
Do you even watch the show? Or you just ignore the bad things about your waifu?

>>31757208
Thanks. I just checked my tumblr and found someone had asked why I didn't tell them. I completely forgot to tell my tumblr and my DA that I was having one.
Woops.
>>31757228
How so?

>>31757237
Are you sure you arent from ponychan, it seems that you dont watch the show

>>31757237
Nice red herring.

He presented his evidence already.

>>31757244
Do you watch the show? Or are you talking bullshit with no evidence to back a claim up?

>>31757187
We all already deduced they were rotating.

>>31757242
>nurses never do anything except put sick ponies in bed
>Zecora has fucking druid magic

>>31757250
0/10 go back to ponychan.

Still haven't seen the new episode.
Can someone drop a good link/stream?

I think we can all agree this is the worst S2 episode so far.
I mean I liked it, but it lacked i-dont-know-what that i cant put it in a god tier spot

>>31757212
Jessy's posting in this thread. That makes it official canon, thus DD would have no other choice but to mark this thread.

Get with the times, old man.

any good quality links yet?

New episode here if you missed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1rrjW4_Ww

>>31757256
More like shaman magic.

>>31757265
We can except the dashfags.

>>31757253
Oh they were rotating all right

>>31757260
There are none yet.

>>31757245
>how so

Killed granny smith and turned Big Mac and Sweetie into doormats, then Applebutt.

>>31757265
Yes, at least the last episode have a god tier song.

>>31757265
It was ok. I think sisterhooves social was worse but it still is not that bad.

>>31757244
>ignoring the bad things about your waifu
it's part of who she is. If you can't love her despite the bad, you can't truly say you love her.

>>31757270
No. You need to wait for a few fucking hours after the episode airs.
Also, when it's up, the OP should start including it.

>>31757278
There is nothing wrong with Applebutt.

>>31757215
Nope, just dashfags being the cunts they always are, so everyone with half a brain is posting Rarity now.

yo uknow what

Ican;t wait for the guys ripping the backgroudn track to get to mare-do-well

dat BTAS theme

>>31756951
I actually kind of like the one with the paintbrush.
The other OCs can go to hell though.

pony babies looking like human babies is along the same lines of weirdness as if the ponies had boobs

pony infants are skinny as fuck and can walk they're not fat slugs like human babies

>>31757250
1) Dash treats Scoot like shit
2) Dash tells a turtle straight up that it sucks
3) Dash sets up scenarios to get noticed (like at the Grand Galloping Galla)
Should I go on?

Anyone get the impression that MLPGenerals are pretty much West Side Story now, with the Rarifags versus the Dashfags and a distrauct Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle caught in the middle?

>>31757280

Last episode was far better. Had a song, had Tank and the other pets, and the moral was a little better whereas in this one it was just everyone telling her to chill the fuck out.

>>31757283
Yes and she is mean natured.

>>31757265
I know people will disagree with me but Lessen Zero was actually really bad

If the new episode sucks like this one, I'm going to get really worried now. We may be seeing the first effects of the post-Faust era.

>>31757274
>mane six minus dash get together to talk about what a cunt she is
>come up with mare-do-well plan
>spend all night tossing ideas around, laughing at their arrogant friend, and having a generall good time
>alcohol is involved
>and eventually skin-tight costumes
>the rest writes itself

>>31757283
The thing is that she is 80% bad things

So, this week Rainbowfags will be sitting all grump and mad because their waifu got served and told hard, and it will end with glorious Rarity episode. I say it's gonna be a good week in MLPG.

>>31757307
I still like her but i know she is a cunt.

>>31757301
Lesson Zero was ok, I dont know how almost everyone love the shit out of it

>>31757288
Jesus Christ.

You Rarityfags and the Dashfags need to shut the fuck up already. You're all extremely obnoxious.

>>31757296
>fanon

>>31757304
Faust worked on this, dipshit.

Autism is a disease and Ponychan exists for a reason. You'll feel at home, I promise. Just go there. Try it out.

>>31757295
Well we've already seen foals, it would be weird if newborns were taller than them.

>>31757306
>after Rarity finishes they realise they all look the same and can't tell who's who any more
>they decide it's the perfect time to have an orgy that won't affect their individual friendships
>Dash never gets to experience that

>>31757322
I'm a Twifag and I dislike that episode.

>>31757286
I WOULD LIKE TO DEBATE AGAINST THIS

>>31757319
Hey you, stop being a cunt like Dash

>>31757327
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

>>31757059
>using Moonbase Alpha as a voice actor

>>31757327
except those all happened in the show faggot

>>31757326
Hey now, it's not all of us. I'm a Dashfag, but I'm not arguing, she WAS being a cunt.

>>31757334
my headcanon is now dash being exluded from orgies

>>31757326
They are, just like their favourite ponies, right?

>>31757327
You obviously don't watch the show.

So what's up with this scene here?

I think it's the most we've ever herd from a background pony. And she hasn't even appeared on the show before.

Also she sounded like she was done by Celestias voice actor.

>>31757352
>implying you do

>>31757322
Because it was crazy and dynamic. Personally, I though it was overdone. Where did my sweet and innocent Twilight go?

well at least illiterate dash got knocked on the head

that's....something?

I mean we have less reason to be retarded. hopefully.

>>31757340

Honestly, Rarity's my favorite pony but I don't go posting fucktons of pictures of her to specifically harrass the Dashfags.

The baby pony's huge head just made me wonder how it could slide out of candyvag

>>31757353
I cant see the cutie mark but isnt she Sea foam? Or dolphin pone.

>>31757353
>she hasn't even appeared on the show before.
Really now?

>>31757334

>>31757353
i liked her a lot for a background pony, the show needs a sarcastic pony that im pretty sure would instantly make her my favorite

>>31757350
She doesn't like being alone
but she's very experienced at it

>>31757296
1) She didn't think Scoots would actually take the apple core.
2) She was pretty nice about it, and you have to admit it needed saying based on what the contests were.
3) Nothing mean-natured here, just trying to impress her idols. Nobody got hurt.

>>31757367
When has the show contradicting retarded fanon EVER stopped people from forcing it?

>>31757353
Peanut Buttercorn is best buttercorn.

so...that well in the begining...
it was covered some time after the filly had fallen in, right?
Who covered it?

>>31757353
Amethyst Star, according to this.

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies/Unicorn_ponies

>>31757367
I didn't even know that was a thing.

>>31757366
the overdone part is why i dont put in among my favorites

>>31757353
she was the leader of the animal team in winter wrap up and she appears all the time

>>31757366
I know, right.
I mean it sure showed that Twilight isn't perfect, but I prefer her when she's normal.

>>31757352
>>31757352
>>31757352

You mean like my point here?
>>31756830

>>31757296
Rainbow's a braggart. She's confident, cool, expressive, and energetic. That's why I like her, bro.

Rarity is classy/pseudo-refined and pulls off that adorable accent to appear elite. She's got a very girly attitude and she's very caring. That's why I like her.

I like ponies, man. That's all there is to it.

>>31757353
Flower Trio

>>31757367
She never actually wrote anything, she just took the quill in her mouth and it faded to black. What we didn't see was the awkward seconds afterwards where everybody was still and staring at Dash while she hovered there.

>>31757367
>Dash couldn't write her own name
>Twilight had to hold pen and paper to write for Dash

>>31757368
It's somewhat fun and it's a good occasion too

>>31757306
I like that as soon as Rainbow gets a pet and intrudes on their Pony Pet Playdate, the rest come up with another reason to meet up together without her.

>>31757386
Forced fanon created out of an Anonymous post and then someone hounded drawfags for it.

>>31757278
I've seen Granny's death discussed quite a bit here, and the Big Mac and Applebloom was a request from a viewer. Kind of like a reverse to what happened with Sweetie Belle.
>>31757269
Well I'm not really doing anything. Just relaxing and watching the new episode.

>>31757366
>Twilight
>Sweet and Innocent
She's still in there, so long as nobody pushes her too hard. Then she'll rape their mind so hard they'll spend the rest of their lives thinking they're a sheep.

>>31757384
The well had a broken plank on it, implying it had been covered but the filly fell through it.

>>31757414
>twilight mind rape
this is my fetish

>>31757411
beware of any suspicious penises

>Using a pony's negative traits to call them a bad character

No, that's what makes them good. The only truely bad characters are the ones with no bad aspects, like Applejack.

>>31757419
ah...for a moment I had thought some dick had come by, heard her, and just covered it up.

>>31757400

Oh it's a little fun when it's friendly banter, but this thread and the one before are obviously a shitstorm that I'd rather not contribute to.

>>31757414
I think I'm gonna have a problem with my waifu.

>>31757225
Awesome this will surely be useful in the future

now that I have the link, I just want everyone to know:

you are all killing this fan base and making it impossible for guys to watch this show without being associated with horse fucking perverts. Whether this is remotely true or not, all they have to do is come here and have their worst assumptions justified and expanded upon.

You are, without a doubt, the worse fan base that any show could develop, and MLP didn't do anything worthy of getting stuck with you people. Fuck off to Deviantart or ponychan so that /co/ can stand some small chance of having normal MLP threads again.

cheers~

>>31757437
Applejack's worst trait is being an earth pony.

>>31757437
>AJ
>Bad
pick one.

>>31757401
>Pet Play Dates? Oh, Dash, we just got bored of them! We're having "we like to keep our hooves on the ground and not fly" meetings now!

>>31757437
What about her racism?

>>31757414
I think Lesson Zero is a good episode to show anyone who's interested in the show since all of the mane 6 have dialogue. The only problem is that Twilight being batshit insane might not be a good first impression.

>>31757437
AJ constantly lies. That's a bad trait right there, considering she is the element of honesty.

>captcha: thatbmi constant
>AJ will never get fat

>>31757449
THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

APPLEJACK IS NOT BAD, OR GOOD, OR ANYTHING, SHE IS BLAND AND BORING.

>>31757451
But Fluttershy is a pegasus!

>>31757437
> Stubborn

>>31757445
>ponychan
>implying ponychan allows horse fucking
3/10

Hey what's the name of that guy that makes the hideous fucking humanizations that always look like a blood vessel burst in their cheeks/palms?

>>31757411
Jessy, I don't think you understand. YOU posted in this thread. That's plenty good enough reason to mark it. You gotta get with the times, Jessy.

This episode was fantastic. I don't give a fuck what anybody says contrawise to my opinion.

>>31757437
What about her stubborn pride and inability to see her limits?

>>31757437

:|

>>31756933

Don't forget this gal

YOU KNOW WHAT?
FUCK RARITY
FUCK HER HARD

>>31757474
Ross?

>>31757457
AJ doesn't constantly lie, only when doing otherwise would ruin the plot

>>31757385
I don't know what the fuck is going on.

>Liking Fluttershy
>Implying "like" isn't just a meaningless buzzword that you use because you can't defend her

>>31757441
Just hope she doesn't have a problem back, because she's capable of fixing it. Pinning you against the wall and putting her horn to your temple as you feel the personality traits she dislikes melt away, as if they were a dream, and then the memories of ever having them vanishing, before you shake your head and ask Twilight what's up, and she innocently smiles and tells her how much she loves you. Of course, you say the same back - she's perfect, in every way. You'd die for her, and she knows it.

Applejack's favorite beer?

Samule Adams

Playing Corruption of Champions,
how I do get rid of breasts?

>>31757467
>>31757478
That's like a response you would give to an employer if he asks if you see any faults in yourself.
>Durr I guess I work too much and have to much pride

Those are not faults.

>>31757466
who hates flying, she can join too. They have parties, make cakes, lie around the fireplace swapping stories, and loads of fun stuff.

THE PAST THREE THREADS HAVE BEEN SHIT AND NONE OF IT IS MY FAULT

>>31757484
i wish

>>31757492
boner achieved

>>31757466
>No Homers Allowed.

>>31757501
Minotaur blood.

>>31757481
I need one like that with "anything whatsoever" in it.
>>31757492
I think I need to change my waifu.

>>31757501

Drink Incubus elixir

this has the side effect of making your dick bigger

>talk behind Dash's back about whether she wants a pet for the right reasons
>talk behind Dash's back about her being boastful
Why will no one just talk to Dash about her problems?

>>31757501
minotaur blood, equinium or incubi drafts.
they all have a chance of reducing cup size

>>31757508
They are if you end up poisoning an entire village.

>>31757492
Welp.

>>31757488

hasbro has been introducing canon names for background ponies and wikis are being updated with those canon names.

>>31757526
Because she'll never admit them.

>watching new episode
>Hear spike speak
>character all in black wearing a hat and cape appears
My Little Cybersix

>>31757526
Because she is stupid.

>>31757439
Well, I'm doing it just for fun, there's nothing to it really

>>31757526
Because in magical ponyland it's much better to be a dick to her rather than sit her down and talk to her about her problems.

The show honestly hasn't changed much since G1, they were dicks back then too.

>>31757501
reduction potion that the wizard makes after he joins your camp and you buy some dye.

>>31757526
Clearly Applejack and Twilight is that lesbian couple who always points out others flaws.

>>31757526
because Dash thinks she's the best, and needs to be proved wrong before she'll listen

>>31757556
>I'm just doing it for fun
>have been contributing to the shit heap that has been the past few threads
>BUT IT'S JUST FOR FUN

>>31757526
Because Dash is worst pony.

OH MEN, BIGGEST DUMP EVER

>>31757522
Or she could change your waifu for you. Just depends on whether you catch her feeling particularly lonely.

>>31757296
just like Rarity was a total bitch to her sister, right? Or is it that you're just a huge fucking pussy

>>31757558
>>31757527
>>31757525
>>31757519
>>31757501
above all else that happens during these threads, the implications of these posts are more unsettling than most other things

>>31757483
Best body-type ever

>>31757526
> Girls
> Taking behind each others back

Are you for real?

>>31757353

Dude shes been in like every episode ever. She was one of the first backgrounders we ever saw, in Canterlot along with Lyra

I think its awesome a random background pony got a bit of a personality with a scene like this. That was alot of lines for one of our regulars. I wish it had been Lyra though!

>Just finished Mare Do Well
>RD is an ass like last episode

Why is she most popular pony again?

>>31757557
I thought it was a creative way to teach a lifelong lesson that she'd never forget.

If I had pony friends, that's exactly the way I'd want them to help me learn my lesson for doing something that I wasn't suppose to.

Trolling is friendship.

>>31757571
Exactly like this. Chill out, man.

>>31757595
Exactly. The fuck is it with all those stubby ponies?

>>31757581
But I like my own free will. Above all else, I don't want it to be tampered with.

>>31757592
What? It's just a game. Admittedly, they should have just ignored him since it was in no way, shape, or form related ponies, but... Eh.

>>31757609
SHE IS BLUEST PONY
YOU CAN'T DENY
SO STOP TRYING

>>31757588
Sweetie did fuck up everything though

The only thing Rarity wasn't justified to bitch about was her cleaning the design room

>>31757588
Everyone in these threads saying "!PONY is a huge cunt" are pussies who have probably never met anyone since leaving school. This surprises you? People were fucking complaining about Dash having fun scaring people on Halloween, of all things.

>>31757588
But Rarity IS a bit bitchy. You've sort of shot your argument in the foot, really.

This episode just proved that AJ has more strength than RD.

>>31757609
Because she is so fukken kewl, she did a Sonic Rainboom and is a living nuke, she is da FuCkkkken best pony ever most of her fans are Call of Duty players and younger than 16

>>31757633
Being a bit bitchy != being a bitch
Being a bit of a braggart that needs to be brought back down to earth once in a while != being a cunt

>>31757633
Rarity is a bitch. So is Rainbow Dash.

>>31757588

I don't even see how this can be a legit arguement. Siblings fight all the goddamn time, and younger ones always want to mimic the older ones and fuck up their stuff. This shit is normal and to be expected from the start.

>>31757592
No, I still find the rape discussion more unsettling.

>>31757609
Because she has the exact same personality as Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>31757609
People can relate to how much of an asshole she is.

>>31757621
Not now you don't, no, but she can fix that too. If she does it right, you won't even know she did anything at all, and the dreams you had of your previous favourite pony will seem like just that - dreams, wheras your love for her is the most real thing you've ever experienced, even if it's artificial.

>>31757640
It's her glutes, man. They've been forged by countless years of relentless bucking.

>>31757592
>implying you're the majority

It's 4chan and people browse other boards, such as /v/, /d/, and /f/.

It's also on topic since you can accidentally horse in the game if you drink too many equinine pots.

>>31757641
>If I keep saying this maybe it will be true

>>31757609
Because ponychan

>>31757619
Plebs, all of them

>>31757654
so which pony would you rape the most non-consensually then???

>>31757640
What did she name her rear hooves again?

>>31757657
Just skip straight to the sex already.

>>31757588
Rarity did realize the error of her ways. She did it on her own as well. She's a good pony at heart.

>>31757640
> It didn't proove that she had a more desirable behind.

>>31757641
If I liked a pony just for having awesome abilities, it'd be Twilight. Dash is impressive, but Twilight is insane.

>>31757660
I'm from /sp/

>>31757683
But she have!

>>31757625

>>31757640
Oh yeah? Wanna hoof wrestle about it?

>>31757672
We don't need to do this guys, we have a new episode to complain about.

>>31757657
Not that guy, but why do you feel this constant urge to bring up your mind control fetish?
It's really neither appropriate or wanted.

>>31757672
Not a single pony.
>>31757657
But I don't want anything artificial. I want the real thing, and if she really cares about anything else than herself she'll understand.

>>31757672
like... using some sort of scale of consent? Pinkie would rape ponies who consent a little? Dash would assume consent because she's so awesome, and rape the completely non-consenting?

>>31757630
>design room
You've obviously never dealt with organised chaos. I say it was well justified.

>>31757625

>>31757700
Oh god, their gonna touch each other's hooves

>>31757709
He's just on-the-spot writing. People do that sometimes in here. Just ignore it.

>>31757718
Trixie is shit

>>31757709
>implying I've done this before
I'm not that augmentation guy, man

>>31757700
Aj is stronger that was just a plot device.

>>31757625

She's cyan, not blue.

>>31757700
Clop more ya ragin dyke.

>>31757619

Well one issue is that the normal pony head looks slightly akward on that lankier frame. Not too bad though. We were told a long time ago that they would liked to have had more variety in pony bodies across the board but budget and flash limitations and all that. The more compact ponies are a bit more dawwable I guess as well. I like pretty much all the body styles except for Snips

>>31757718
Trixie will start smoking, and grow old with a smokers cough and wrinkles.

IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE TRIXIE

>>31757725
Goddamit Fluttershy I already told you thats not sexy at all.

>>31757609
>she isn't

>>31757727
Well, Dash is slowly becoming the new Trixie

>>31757706
It's always lurking here now, no matter what.

>>31757709
I really dislike the mind control. that's why I'm replying to him.

>>31757742
Im happy.

>>31757739
are the people who say they like applejack trolling or what?

>>31757675
Fuck You and Eat Shit

>>31757730
Stronger in her hind legs, not so much her front, though.

>just like a real girl.

>Not liking each pony for their values and flaws
>Thinking any pony is a bastion of morality and never fucks up ever
>Not enjoying each episode for at least one thing
>Making tier lists

you guys need to deal with it harder

>>31757740
And now we have that babby poni. I don't even know what to think about it.

>>31757683
Everyone knows AJ plot is the tightest, firmest, apple-est plot around.

>>31757700
She still lost at doing push-ups and had to use her wings.

>>31757726
>ignore on the spot writing
Some people put a lot of work into that, man.
no one read my scootaloo story ;_;

>>31757755
No, I really like AJ and prefer her over Dash.

>>31757711
God, the fanclub must be like some kind of sexual buffet for Dash.

>>31757675
LUV and HAT

>>31757695

Blues cannot be out blued. He is simply the bluest there is.

>>31757755
I legitimately enjoy the presence of this orange apple pon

>>31757767
needed more rape son
captcha: mensaid

>>31757725
>Their

ASS BITCH CUNT STUPID PIECE OF SHIT GRAMMAR ASDKAFLDF

>>31757747
No, YOUR favorite pony is becoming the new Trixie.

>>31757766
Thats weird... She won the hoof wrestle shit but lost the push ups?

>>31757760
I'm pretty sure "eachpony" isn't blacklisted

>>31757760
But Pinkie Pie is pretty much perfect.

>>31757748
Well, I really hate rape, but I don't go shouting at people for talking about it, but okay, I'll shut up

>>31757759
They were evenly matched in The Ticket Master (or at least we never saw the result of that exchange), so I think it's just a matter of inconsistency for the sake of plot convenience.

>>31757767
What scoot story?
If it involved rape you betcha I ignored it on purpose.

>>31757755
I like her because of her ass.

>>31757755
Applejack is legitimately tied for the position of favorite pony for me.
the other one is Twilight, with Rarity taking third.

>>31757775

Isn't he Noteworthy now?

>>31757777
but she is boring!

>>31757777
Quads confirms AJ best pony.

>>31757755
Are the pople who say they like Dash bronies or what?

>>31757672
>>31757672
Duh

Trixie

>>31757807
Everyone who likes ponies is a brony.

dat camera flash kiss

>>31757795
you better have written that essay by now!

>>31757807
yes. because she reminds them of their abusive older sister who they wanted to fuck when they were younger

>>31757766

they would have tied if dash hadn't used her wings

>>31757747
Sadly, this is becoming true

Dash was not this big of a cunt the first season

>>31757755
I really like AJ and prefer her over Dash.
But I'm not talking smut about RD either.

>steep, trodden downhill
>huge drop in path of the road
>nothing done about it
>mare takes her foal out for a walk in a carriage

I know it's supposed to be cliché, but fuck me they can't be THAT stupid... right?

Spike's a ghost.

>>31757762

Oh god I did not like that too much. I get why they did it but I would have liked if they made pony babbies a bit more horse like in how they work, considering they are all horses and the like. That thing kinda horrified me

>>31757823
that is the most dumb theory i have ever ridiculed

>>31757828
No she wasn't.

I'm not a Dashfag in the least but I'm getting pissed off at how much of a bitch the show is trying to make her into.

>>31757828
>I have no idea what a cunt is because I never socialise with other people and I exaggerate too much from being on the internet a lot

>>31757807
Most of them, apparently Dashfags dont watch the show but love to talk about her being awesome

>>31757831

they are not clever ponies

>>31757820
Wrong person.

>>31757799
Mah sister is speakin' in fancy!

>>31757675
Solve and Coagula.

>>31757831
did you know it's a cartoon?

>mfw I enjoy all episodes and would gladly watch anyone of them again
>mfw even though I have a favorite mane cast character I enjoy all of them and don't consider anyone of them bad

I'm probably alone with the episode thing but can't we all agree that in the end all the characters are amazing and saying that one of them is worst pony isn't a insult seeing how even the worst pony is great?

>>31757816
I thought I saw that. We need a screencap.

>>31757815
Nope.
I actually have a life than just sit around on the net all day and spam fanfics.

so

How long until L.A NOIR Spike

>truth
>doubt
>lie

>exame notepad for like an hour

>>31757831
The baby was retarded, the pony was trying to kill it on purpose

Twilight is best pony, also sexiest

>>31757857
The only thing I can agree on is that these threads are shit

>>31757846
well they should be writing an essay too!

>>31757854
no, it's obviously real ponies in real life using magic and flying and speaking and--

yes I fucking know it's a cartoon you sperg.

>>31757846
No, he was right, I have one due. Haven't even started it, actually. Needing peer-reviewed sources is bollocks.

>>31757865
This is what neckbeards actually believe.