I'm a pony

DON'T HIT ON ME, SILLY PRIMATES~

The Masked Mare is Derpy Hooves

Still waiting for a PowerPuff crossover.

>>31747973
She'll handle it really poorly until she's totally bested, the person's identity is revealed, and she'll come to terms with knowing someone "even cooler than she is."

I imagine she'll only cope with THAT when her friends espouse she's "cool enough just the way she is" or something.

Masked Mare is Trixie

I'm not even a Trixiefag but I might be if I'm right about this.

>>31748008
>implying it isn't Trixie.

>>31748008
the Masked Mare is a completely new character that may have later appearances, like Zecora for example

>>31747973
>tomorrow
>it's almost 10 am here
FUCK YOU TIME ZONES
YOU SUCK

>>31747994

the masked mare is Twilight forreal

>>31747973
Fucking tortoise anus

>>31748017
Thats going to be what she writes at the end of the episode, about coping with being outclassed because its impossible to be the absolute best at everything.

>>31748052
What is this?

How the hell did she bring down a dragon with those peashooters?

The Masked Mare is a pony that will remain unidentified. The moral will revolve around the fact that their identity isn't important, and will focus more on Dash herself.

>>31748054

>filename

My guess is its going to be Fluttershy or some new pegasus. For this masked mare to get under Dash's skin she is going to have to be able to fly in my opinion. So that means it would have to be a pegasus pony

>>31748017
Y'know, is it just me or does that seem to be a theme with these recent episodes?

>>31748086
At least give us a clue or something
I NEED TO KNOW THE IDENTITY
I REALLY DO!

Also seeing how well they did with Rarity in SS I think the it won't be easy to guess who it is

>>31748080
Dearest Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that sometimes being jealous of someone else's talents is wrong. We can be the best at who we are, and everyone gets to be cool in their own way. I'm happy my friends like me for me, and I'm glad to make a newfound friend.

Your Subject,
Rainbow Dash,
Esquire.

>>31748115
it's going to be Cloudkicker

>>31748086
THE MASKED MARE IS IN DASHES HEAD THE WHOLE TIME

We've never seen Dash have a huge meltdown like the rest of the cast has.

>89 people watching Speccy's stream

Why?

The Masked Mare is Mild-mannered Peter Pony

I hate the stuff you like.

Yeah, but did you hear that new...

that new...

you hear that new...

Kenny Winker record?

It's obviously a scootadash episode. Ponyville is just pretending they don't know its scootaloo.

>>31748116
Hm

Disregarding the
>he, his
shit, I'd wager the first half of the episode is Dash doing heroic things, THEN the masked mare showing up

>>31748125
ooohh goood

>>31748167
for some reason reminded me of this

>>31748115
Could also be a non-winged pony too. Getting outclassed by someone without wings must sting like a bitch.

>>31748148
>implying Sonic Rainboom

>>31748189
>straight

>>31748170
>mfw when it really is Scootaloo

>>31748182
As long as we get another Major Man song I'm okay with it

>>31748139
Then the masked mare leaves Ponyville at the very end of the episode

Because her planet needs her.

Oh god, what if it's Trixie?

The Masked Mare's cheeks are about to become very luckyBECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE POUNDED BY THE HORSESHOES OF JUSTICE

>>31748209
>Implying stage-fright is anywhere near as eccentric as the rest of the cast's breakdowns.

>>31748233
That was episode 8 of LAST season

>>31748233

it won't be trixie. if it were, she would probably be the focus of the episode instead of dash

>>31748228
Who said it was a female? Can't a boy horse do something on this show?

>>31748052

... what the fuck is this?

>>31748189
>>31748210

>>31748216
>The masked mare is a fake like Major Man
I never thought of this.

The episode should be based off this B:TAS episode. Rainbow Dash sees a masked pony dashing around doing feats she can no longer do.

>>31748264
>The Mysterious MARE Do Well

>>31748266

>>31748265
Megan was a young girl from earlier generations (I think gen 1?) that would go on adventures with the ponies.

The poster is parodying a grimdark reboot of Megan.

>>31748264
>colts
>being anything but semi useless and inept in the show

Aside from Mac, Soarin and Conductor pony all the colts are either useless, idiots or fancy pansys

>>31748286
Doesn't have much 'zing' to it. I wonder what the papers in town will shorten it to.

Maybe DOUBLE-M?

>>31748265
>>31748085

>>31748264
>Can't a boy horse do something on this show?

Nope, they're all lesbians.

>>31748289
Yeah, it was only G1 that she and her siblings appeared in then they disappeared forever thank god

>>31748303
FUCK YOU MAN
HOITY IS AWESOME

>>31748308
Mare-do-well is a play on Ne're-do-well

Except in this case she's actually doing well

>>31748278
That's the episode were everything is a dream right?
It was awesome.

>>31748303
But, Caramel, he's so adorable and sweet.

>>31748125
this feeling in my heart

>>31748134
It's The Fifth Horseman

>>31748341
No I agree but, he's an earth pony fancy pants, not useless or an idiot.
>>31748364
He's okay, but I like his cousin better.

What will your reaction be if Batmare is revealed to be derpy?

>>31748351

Or she could be stealing Dash's prank thunder. It could be Pinkie Pie for all we know.

It will be revealed to be..
Dash's father. Whom everybody assumed had died, overseas in a war.
He built it. In a cave. Out of scrap.

>aringew cannot
Shutup captcha.

>>31747641
Sorry, this sucks. I'm retarded tonight. I don't know why this happens.

>>31748415
My boner would not be contained

>>31748423
Who's is cousin?

>>31748228
Captain A-mare-ica is coming back from space!

>>31748437
...shrug pic related?

What if the masked mare is S u c k e r s .

>>31748448
Since when?
He's probably not even related to the apple family.

>>31748148

THE FIRST RULE OF FLIGHT CLUB IS: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB!

THE SECOND RULE OF FLIGHT CLUB IS, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NdxjWwmw8g
I thought we were done with these.

>>31748464
Can we, as a culture, avoid trollbaiting based on pseudo-intellectualism? I'm here for the ponies.

I bet you all it's Twilight Sparkle.

And if I'm right, I have to write a clopfic. Because that's the one thing I don't do.

>>31748473
Since AJ and Braeburn were introduced as cousins to each other? By extension caramel is his cousin as well.

Anyone got any requests? I wanna practice some more drawing.

>>31748506

>>31748464
what if
the
masked
mare
orbited
my
dick ?

>>31748505
It hasn't been stated in the synopsis and it won't be confirmed until the show, but wouldn't a superhero be most easily a pegasus?

> in before impplyyyyyyying Twilight can't just grow wings

>>31748480
I laughed.

>>31748498

Can't we just leave that in the previous thread?

>>31748514
Since when is Caramel even related to the Apple family?
He doesn't even have a apple related cutie mark

>>31748542
> applejacknah.png

Is it ok I masturbate to this?

>>31748570
Is it ok to masturbate to this?

what if the masked mare is my penis

>>31748570
What, to the 4chan layout? Knock yourself out, champ.

>>31748506

>>31748506
>That pairing.
>Those fugly fucking kids.

>>31748577
I bet Dash likes surprise up the pooper
that guy does too

>>31748577

Why the hatin' on lesbians?

>>31748592
what if the masked penis is a mare.

So has everyone gotten to see Derpy and her lava lamp?

>>http://fav.me/d4gwpwl

>>31748506
ALL THE CHILDREN LOOK LIKE LISA FRANK FOLDER IMAGES
CANNOT UNSEE
DAMN IT

>>31748592
what if the masked mare is chistery and her penis

>>31748577

That image never gets any easier to look at.

>Proving YOUR MIGHT isn't point of participating in a fandom thread. Doesn't anyone come here to just have fun and talk shop about ponies?

I'm not trying to prove my might to anybody. I know exactly how mighty I am, and certainly wouldn't take any pride when it comes to anything involving these threads. I'm here for the fun.

The only reason I even posted that was to clarify the definition of pseudointellectual, and to cite a couple of obvious examples.

>>31748538
The best way to be a superhero is to be in the right place at the right time.
Batman does it with patrols,
Superman does it with super-hearing,
Pinkie does it with Pinkie Sense, or
Twilight does it with a spell that alerts her to trouble.

I hope Spike shared some comics with Pinkie, which is how she got the idea.

>>31748429
Oh snap! what a tough guy! talking down a baby dragon.
He's just mad because spike gets to sleep in the same room as Twilight.

>>31748538
It's most likely a pegasus

It -could- be a unicorn teleporting around and doing the heroic deeds, then Dash can't fly after and pursue her at all.

>>31748604

Why is Ditzy there?

>>31748506
Wait a minute.......oh fuck, I just realized something

>>31748629
Stop being such a prude, anon

This is a pony thread not a Starbucks

>>31748656
What did you realize?
Tell me anon! Don't keep this information to yourself!

>>31748613
This is awesome
And Derpy looks so fucking cute

The masked mare is Gilda

>>31748629

>I'm here for the fun

Then - no offense intended - stop perpetuating dumbass arguments.

Let's talk about some fucking ponies. Please.

>>31748577

I just fucking LOVE it when bronies use their money to commission their fetishes and sexual fantasies.

>>31748683
>implying it's not Reginald

>>31748505
>>31748538
>>31748638
Thinking about it, it could actually very likely be Twilight. She's the only one who Rainbow has outright called "uncool" (at least to my knowledge), and it's pretty obvious that the moral of the episode is going to be some nonsense about not caring if someone is cooler than you or not, and what better way to get that across than have the least cool member of the cast upstage RD?

>>31748480

>>31748629
No, you came to heckle a tripfag you decided wasn't up to your standards. You also sound like someone who's trying to prop themselves up as intelligent, but you're still fighting an Internet Fight. To be frank you're starting to sound like a dumbshit.

"You've done more damage to yourself than anyone else possibly could."

Now shut the fuck up and enjoy some ponies.

>>31748613
Why can't you just post the pic here you butt?

So...anyone going to actually draw interaction with ponies?

Preferably space borne humans.

>>31748697

>>31748705
... Because it's not a picture

>>31748705
Because it's animated, you turd

>>31748632
Actually ... come to think of it, other than the girls I can't imagine there aren't more superhero groups in Equestria. Fast fliers, nimble Earth types, ultra-powerful magic users --

I'd almost be willing to bet there are actual real superheroes based out of major cities with comic books Pip and Spike read.

>>31748704
You're mistaking me for the anon who was bitching about Chistery. That's not me. I wasn't even in the conversation until that post that Chistery quoted.

>To be frank you're starting to sound like a dumbshit.

Then tell me which part of what I said strikes you as dumb.

>>31748716
>Space borne humans.
>borne
Oh boy, that movie was awesome!

>>31748697

>>31748696

Wait...that was commissioned?
Fucking bronies man. I wish mlp never got out of /co/.

>>31748702
That would be really...weird for Twilight to do to Dash.

>>31748697
>implying it's not Beartato

>>31748720
Wrong Reginald bro

>>31748674
there's a tumblr for that family
http://tinuleaf.tumblr.com/

>>31748726
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs

So im just watching episode 7. Why is this song so shitty?

>>31748768
>Things just got real fucking awesome.

>>31748696

wait.

so you didn't intend for Griffy's Adventures to be erotic?

>>31748767
oh god what

>>31748777
They're all shitty

You're just sober this time.

>>31748577

This image was supposed to have died long ago.

Why would you bring it back.

>>31748782
You would have to try real hard to make the adventures of Griffy NOT erotic.

Like, you would have to not involve him at all in the story.

>>31748750
Yes, yes it was.

Now we need some humans in Equestria striking fear into the populations hearts.

>>31748767
So are we gonna call the big one Chance-a-lot now?

>>31748775
>Flarity

>>31748745
You sound kind of like a dumbshit because your core quote is "a pseudo-intellectual is someone who wants to make themselves sound smart."

You're very clearly hopping into the new thread to prove how smart you are to a bevy of people who don't give a fuck.

That's not something smart people do.

>>31748787

What, you've never seen the Caramel triplets in action?

I suppose it's a bit confusing that their mother named them ALL Caramel, but they've excepted it. Even their cutiemarks, three unified horseshoes, represents how they are happiest together.

>>31748787

oh boy here we go.

I wish I had saved the plethora of Caramel R63 pics that have popped up ever since that picture came about. They would come in handy right now.

>>31748819
Nah, thats an awful name.

>>31748818
>Implying Celestia would not just fry your hairless ass like a kid with a magnifying glass for terrorizing her subjec-

Wait...

Oh fuck, she probably had something to do with it just to fuck with her subjects.

>>31748826
This i why we can't have nice things.

>>31748787

girl caramel is kinda cute

who is your favourite poni mine is speedycloud

>>31748827
So then how would you define "pseudointellectual?"

>>31748819
No
The Toys are in way related to the show.
Unless we all heard wrong and it's actually The Great and Powerful Lulamoon or whatever the toy name is

>>31748826
Ew, gay.

>>31748834
Theres a pegasus too, isn't there? Probably should be quadruplets.

>>31748849
>poni

Jesus christ first mane six now this. Can't you guys spell ANYTHING right?

>>31748744
Oh no. I just imagined Pip reading the creepy pirate comic from Watchmen.

>>31748849

i like fruitkick. she is best pone.

>>31748847
Shipping isn't the sixth sign of the Apocalypse, so it's not why we can't have nice things. Tumblr is why we can't have nice things. I mean it's just a catch-all.

>>31748857
i meant to say no way related.
Fuck this I'm going to sleep
Why can't I escape this place?

>>31748845
If they're already planetside she's going to be frying her own people.

>>31748858

Ew...actually, that ship is kind of cute

>>31748849
This is Big Red.
Hie power is maximum and he doesn't afraid of anything.

The masked mare is Jim Carrey.

>>31748892

Technically a boat in naval parlance. Fluttermac is submersible.

>>31748782

>Every fanfic I make is automatically a clopfic

>>31748892

>>31748834
Yay! Someone remembered and reposted my fanon!

>>31748911
>Squeeze me gently.

best ship?

>>31748911
Its Twilight in Jim Carreys mask

>>31748925
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Wqm-VW7S8

PONIES IN SEVEN HOURS.

>>31748930
>shipping

>>31748849

i liek pastry lightred because she is like me because she likes paertys, and also shes got inner turmoil like myself and ofetn haets her friends for being poupolar bitches

>>31748919

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

>>31748918

The whole time I was reading it, I was thinking to myself "I don't know if I'm supposed to fap to this, but that's not going to stop me."

>>31748933
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmOrnjK7WtY

>shipping
that didn't take long did it

>>31748930

Best ship.

But I think ever lesbian Dash ship is best ship

>>31748933
I once figured out how a Gargoyles / The Mask crossover would work in both canons, and provide an origin story for the mask.

Show me your power level
Hardmode: Images only.

>Attracted to animated characters?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDBM8lwVmQo

>>31748777

Because it's only a half song.

It's like in a play when the characters try to use a song to move3 the plot forward, but not like in a musical where the musical numbers aren't meant to be interpreted as literally occurring in the plot. It tries to mesh plot advancement into a songframe and come out sounding... meh.

That being said I didn't hate it, but I was fucking surprised so many people were all like "OH SHIT THESE BEATS ARE SO FRESSSHHH!!!"

>>31748964
This works in real life too
>>31748974
Have you ever been told that you're completely bonkers? Because I can't possible make heads or tails to bridge those two things together

>>31748849
Songsmile she fills my heart up with sunshine sunshine

>>31748979
The only reason I'ts 11 gigs is because I have season 1 downloaded into that folder

A request if anyone gives enough of a shit.

Dash racing an F-16 and losing, with the pilot flipping her off as he speeds ahead.

>>31748629
This is why I shouldn't use the impersonal you. "YOUR MIGHT" is referential to the oldest Mortal Kombat intro I can remember, "TEST YOUR MIGHT." It didn't mean 'you.'

Now let's get back to ponies.

>>31748979

I'm not at home presently, but I dumped the entirety of the archives onto my desktop. You are smalltime.

>>31748979
eh

>>31749022
Herp. Forgot image.

>>31748930

it's alright, but I'm not sure it's the BEST

>>31748962
... Go the distance, P.Q. Just ... go the distance.

>>31748948
I think she wants to communicate!

Someone needs to write a The Mask/FIM crossover fic now. All six ponies have to wear the mask.

>>31749005

I'm not all that fond of the music in general, but I'm a philistine so what do I know.

http://videogamena.me/
>your favorite pony must play this game
>what happens?

>zecora playing Intellectual Badminton Basketball
she has no idea what badminton or basketball are, and is rightly confused by the controls. She enjoys the intellectual aspect and rhymes even more than usual, if that's possible

>>31748849
Speedycloud or Magichorn
I still can't decide
>>31748979
I am weak

>>31749053
>Pinkie puts on the mask.
>Nothing different happens.

>>31749063
And an idiot, too

>>31749061
>Pinkie has to play Chocolate Ice Kombat
I LOVE ICE CREAM DO YOU LOVE ICE CREAM?

>>31749076
>Pinkie puts on the mask
>SHE takes control of IT

ok you ponys...im a little tipsy and hyper for god knows what reason

anyone hsve a groovy request?

>>31749061
>Applejack
>Masters of Fighter Fever

>>31749087

And the suddenly, with this utterance, horse on mask domination erotica was born.

>>31749076
> your face when she becomes a terrible Joker-esque murderer like in the original comics

"Yeah, that's about what I expected."

>>31749026
best song ever made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

damn I lost all my MK pony pics

>>31749089

Ponies use old-school soviet block font.

>>31748979
Power level you say

>>31749047

>~700 files
>11GB

What the fucking fuck.

>>31749037

...I was joking dude. I mean I hope that was obvious.

Maybe I shouldn't try sarcasm when I'm tired.

almost 2k

>>31749053
Let's see...

Celestia with the mask? Luna? Discord? Ideas, ideas...

>>31748979

>>31749061

>Rarity
>shrunken bubblegum tycoon

Uhhh....what. I'm sure she'll love the whole tycoon thing but...bubblegum?

SB!

SB SB SB!

>>31749061
pinkie pie plays Caesar's Sandwich Story
>this is boring, where's the candy?

>>31748167
it made me sad that no one got your reference.

BUT I DID
I FEEL FOR YOU BRO! WHEN YOU'RE AT THE CROSSROADS I'LL BE CARRYING YOUR 'NOCS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOIaETfKMmY

>>31749097

how does that even

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbuI5DT1kxI

>>31748912
Indeed it is, and I'm just fine with that. No Proof-Fags, nobody fighting over it, just a cute pony doing cute things with a big pony.

My folder is tiny, but it's ... okay.

Do you think Twilight would hack it through a 1960's comp-sci program?

>>31749154

FUCK I COMPLETELY MISSED IT.

>>31749149
Pony muscles are weird

>>31749110
Forgetting that "The Mask" only brings out the wearer's innermost desires in a supernatural fashion. It doesn't necessarily alter their personalities.

Twilight plays: Unpleasant wedding alpha

That sounds unpleasant. She probably doesn't enjoy it.

>>31749011
>I can't possible make heads or tails to bridge those two things together

In Gargoyles, Odin's lost eye became a magical artifact on Earth. One might suppose that any of the Norse gods' severed body parts might similarly become jewelry.

In mythology, Loki was put in a situation where his head was to be chopped off, but his neck could not be touched to do it. Thus, his head was not removed.

In my crossover, enraged by this infuriating logic, one of them takes the axe and slices his face from his head. The Mask is actually Loki's face.

QED.

>>31749061
i got sleepy equstrian adventure

i imagine derpy in her cats pijamas sleepwalking,
and wielding the magic sword

>>31749154

Pony thread?

Is there any reason why Hasbro only ordered 13 episodes for Season 3? I'm getting worried, guys.

>>31749178
Dropping screencaps? Why is the resolution so damned low?

>>31749169

With gusto and much relish.

>>31749198
You have a point there. But what on earth are Pinkie's deepest desires-

Oh god. Oh god no. Pinkie would have 0 ADHD and capable of visiting with passersby without weirding them out. She's always wanted to be not 'normal' but less 'the weird girl,' at least less weird in a way that more people would be her friends.

>>31749149
That is one depressing looking tumor boy.

>>31749089
amputee pony with cyborg limb

>>31749154
I got it just fine, I just didn't feel the need to comment on it.

>>31749241
>fanfiction

Nobody knows what Pinkie's true innermost desires are. Nobody CAN know; she wouldn't be Pinkie, otherwise.

>>31749219

>sleepy equestrian adventure
>the goal is to put sleepy ponies to bed

>>31749198
>deepest desires
Twilight would become superpowerful
Dash would be super fast
AJ would be an apple
Everyone would unconditionally love Fluttershy by her being near them

Everyone and everything.

>>31749281

Hold on, let me just pencil this in for March.

>>31748851
> continuing this shit
Now you made Luna cry.

My pony folder is gigantic now. 10 gigs at least, not including the actual videos. I keep downloading the same fanart and caps over and over again since I can't remember if I downloaded them before. I probably have 2 gigs worth of dupes.

>>31749265

I swear to God if somebody uses the word "qualia" I am going to ragequit this thread. By which I mean I am now leaving this thread, having said that word, for it is getting towards the point where it is no longer late but rather early.

>>31749223
They cut it short to focus their attentions on the movie. Season 4 is supposed to be a full-length season like the others.

>>31749281
I would play this.

>>31749222
Quads makes it something!
>go to watch China IL on Demand
>none of the episodes are on it anymore
FUCK

Also, why does it feel like Pinkie's been shafted for most of this season? She (and Applejack) better get another episode to flesh herself out.

>>31749265
I'll concede I was running off on some >fanon there, but, uh, "Only Pinkie could ever figure out Pinkie" is just as out there. She's not THAT complex, just hyperactive and irreverent. Twilight mistakes that for being simple-minded in the Halloween episode.

If anyone bothered to look past her crazier antics you could probably see what motivates her, at least enough to guess what her 'hidden' desires were.

>>31749281

I will take 400 copies.

>>31749319

So how many seasons did each generation even have?

>>31749223
65 episodes is the magical syndication number. Then it can air on over-the-air stations, like MyUHF and The WB.

>>31749319
stop getting my hopes up, faggot

>>31749336

The shorts are better anyway.

>>31749294

>>31749061
Fluttershy plays Special Harpoon in Busytown.

This is either a very violent or very erotic game.

>>31749368
They really are.

Pony?

From Stare Master:
>Apple Bloom: Somepony needs to put this thing out of its misery.

The concept of euthanasia confirmed for canon.

>>31749360
G1 had 2 and Tales had 1

>>31749319
>Cut it short.
I think you meant to say they just lengthened the episodes to an hour each.

>>31749061
>sensual rodeo in magical kingdom
do ho ho

>>31749415
Mercy killing isn't the same as euthenasia.

>>31749061
PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL Badminton Basketball?

>trollestiaproblem.jpg

>>31749420

I see...Well I guess G4 ponies had a good run. 3 seasons is pretty good considering how many the old gens got.

>>31749249
got it!

starting now

>>31749467

this is literally the cutest thing in the show

>>31749433
>Mercy killing isn't the same as euthenasia.

>>31749433
>Mercy killing isn't the same as euthenasia.

>>31749467

>you will never have a pony little sister who draws a drawing of you together and frames it in a heart

>>31749487

Such a great episode. Tied for my favorite of season 2 so far.

>>31749457
>Hasbros next show is going to be about a group of adventurers on DnD style adventures.

>>31749524
So it's Adventure Time?

>>31749457
With 65 episodes, you can watch five each day and not be done for almost two weeks.

>>31749493
>>31749512
It isn't. Mercy killings aren't done with the purpose of killing an animal or person swiftly or efficiently, it's to exact justice for some misdeed or societal wrong. This includes stoning someone to death or taking a knife to your daughter's throat because she's had sex before marriage.

Euthanasia means the termination of something because to do otherwise is unethical.

pony thread v4.0

>>31749553
...Dude, that's an honor killing. Mercy killing is when you end somebody's life because they're in severe physical pain, and their quality of life is not worth continuing. Say, a soldier bleeding to death on the battlefield.

i want to see an episode where zecora has to hold off some big bad while keeping a straight face to the ponyville populace.
silent protector dark knight blah blah i wanna see some shamanistic magical fighting

>>31749553
>Mercy killings aren't done with the purpose of killing an animal or person swiftly or efficiently, it's to exact justice for some misdeed or societal wrong. This includes stoning someone to death or taking a knife to your daughter's throat because she's had sex before marriage.

>>31749547
Yes, but with more people in the group, like a party of some even number.
And horrific violence!

http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/sup-evry-pony-t30718.html

every cell in my body is screaming out in pain

>>31749553

>This includes stoning someone to death or taking a knife to your daughter's throat because she's had sex before marriage.

That's an "honor killing," broheim.

>>31749553
mercy means it is the lesser punishment, this oxymoron shouldn't have such consideration

>>31749592
I have no mouth and I must scream

>>31748430
Okay gonna rest up before the ep. I need to recharge my pony I guess. I have no idea how I can fuck up that badly at it.

Colored this thing though. A reaction image that probably no one will ever use.

>>31749592
Why did you post that? Fuck off and stop trying to start shit.

>>31749592
>minecraft
>sup-evry-pony

didn't even click the link but I know what you mean.

>>31749592

>>31749621
What the hell is it?

>>31749433
Since when?

>>31749606
> this oxymoron
> oxymoron
> not 'moron'
Well I guess we're gonna have a lot of bloodshed on tonight. Gotta work up a pony rage, stamp 'em all out, send the carcass to Ponychan to teach them we don't mess 'round.

>>31749640

He's an idiot, don't mind him.

>>31749553

Guys, look, it's someone that knows less about killing than I do. Let's laugh at him.

>Decide to try read some fanfics
>every single retarded fanon in-joke is taken seriously
>wingboners and lesbians everywhere

Fucking why?

>>31749639
It's a goddamn adorable big-eared unicorn that grows strawberries with magic.

>that feel when you haven't seen an episode since the s2 premier
What's the best episode of season 2, and where can I download it?

>>31749592
WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST

>>31749553
Wow. That is NOT the direction I expected your explanation to go.

I expected something like this:
>Mercy killings are when something is in agony and not expected to live
>Euthanasia is quick termination at the end of life, with morphine or something else that kills the pain before it kills the patient

But confusing honor killing, execution, and mercy killing? Wow.

>>31749668
Whats its name?

>>31749668

>>31749592

As soon as I was done reading that, a part of my brain had a spasm for no reason. God help us all.

>>31749671
I really liked the two first episodes.

>>31749671
fuck you just watch every episode up to the next one.

>>31749671
Just restart watching from where you left off

>>31749680
In our next installment I want Anon to explain the difference between HIV, AIDS, and conscripting child soldiers in Africa.

>>31749671
Luna Eclipsed, iTunes

>>31749660
Because you sinned.
Welcome to hell.

>>31749592

I bet if you look harder you could find something even more rage inducing.

Something related to this, perhaps.

>>31749655

It is rarely worth making fun of something for simply lacking knowledge, they have to not know something spectacularly simple for it to be humoours. In contrast, pontificating about a subject of which you have little, or worse purely erroneous, knowledge is certainly worth a few laughs.

Regardless, what exactly is your complaint here, that people are being petty and mean on 4chan?

>>31749592
>first post
holy fuck someone kill this kid before he reproduces
>his responses to other people
NEVERMIND KEEP HIM, HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOLD

>>31749592
There's no way that's not a fucking troll.

>>31749707
>I feel nothing.
Wait, I don't play that shit lego game.

>>31749660
It could be worse. You could be lonely nerds popping wineboners.

>>31749684
Rhubarb.

>>31749671
the Luna episode is the best one Luna is the new best pony I have accepted Luna as my patron princess

>>31749592
I thought people weren't really serious when connecting minecraft with autism. I'm proven wrong.

>>31749701

Well HIV is a virus that damages the immune system of its host leading to the syndrome known as AIDS -- conscripting children isn't even vaguely related.

>>31749732
That whole thing always mystified me.

Now, ponies?

>>31749707
He's only saying he's an adult male fan of FiM.
Remember, we're pretty much the only ones who use brony as a derogatory term.

>>31749736
That name sucks
I'm making my own pony
Her name will be
Strawberry Fields
and she'll be 75% cuter

>>31749592

>11 years old
>Girl
>MLP:FiM

I SEE YOU TROLL.

>>31749721

No complaint, really, I'm making a joke at my own expense. It's called laughing at myself, and I try to do it as often as I can.

>>31749736
>>31749621
i want to see a penis in it
THE WORDS HAVE BEEN SPOKEN
THE PACT IS SEALED
A DRAWFAG MUST COME FORTH
TO MAKE THIS SCENE REVEAL

>>31749592
Hello, I'm a brony-hater and I am here to kill your colorful coats of nasty. Prepare to DIE in the name of the brony-hating-dwarfs.

>age: 7

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ABSORBING ALL THE RETARDATION IN THE ATMOSPHERE ON THIS FORUM

Goddammit.

>>31749668

Yo, SB

Rarity/Sweetie Belle requester here

Sorry for the lateness of my reply (I was still in the old thread for awhile unaware we'd moved). I do like the pic, but if you're up for it, can I make a suggestion?

Not for now of course, but maybe for some other day when you aren't so tired

>>31749774
What mystifies me was what the hell question I'd asked you. I remember it was mine because it ended up derailing the thread again.

>>31749787

>>31749779
FUCK
MY COVER!

>>31749797
Sure. I'm really backed up on stuff I need to do but I'll write it down.

in all seriousness

a sentient Theropod, let's say a tyranosaurus for the sake of convenience, quite suddenly appears in ponyville.

he has no intention of harming the populace

what happens?

>>31749782

>It's called laughing at myself, and I try to do it as often as I can.

Pet peeve: When people say, "it's called..." followed by a phrase or even an entire sentence. Who calls it "laughing at myself?" What is "it?"

While we're on the subject, people who confuse i.e. for AKA. Knock that shit off, people.

>>31749786
I feel real guilty about wanting sexy Inky but this might be worse

>>31749818
>thehorrorthehorror.gif

>>31749818
You fuck off with your retarded dinosaur shit

>>31749818
he dies of hunger

>>31749787

This is causing me depression.

>>31749818
Well hes going to need to eat something

Capcakes will only go so far

>dat Rarity

>>31749818
Spike mercilessly mocks him for being a failed offshoot of the dragon species.

The dinosaur cries and commits sudoku.

>>31749818
Take this and be quiet.

>>31749845
I'd hit that Fluttershy and Applejack, assuming they are female.

>>31749835
>>31749842
i meant more along the lines of how the populace reacts

>>31749818

How does dinosaurs know what ponies is?

>>31749833
This, then shenanigans, then antics.

>>31749855
Wow, Spike is a fucking racist

>>31749845
>fluttertrap

>>31749845
Is it just me, or is Fluttershy a man in that picture?

>>31749856
>hair
i don't want it
take it back

>>31749845

Man, that Fluttershy has a manface.

>>31749845
Rarity is nice, but AJ cosplayers have been consistently attractive

>>31749858
They die of hunger

>>31749813

Put Rarity behind the couch, lowering her head over it and kissing Sweetie Belle that way.

having her in front.. reaching over... legs splayed... butt pointing at me..

It just doesnt mesh with the overall 'cute' idea of the pic eh?

>>31749820

Now you're just nitpicking.

>>31749845
somebody say cosplay!?

>>31749861
Gummy gave them the down low

>>31749857
I think Applejack is, not so sure about Fluttershy though.
>pic related

>>31749858
they react like this.

>>31749668
she grows STRAWBERRIES?
this is so awesome, SB

>>31749878
Nigger that Dash clearly has feathers are you blind?

>>31749858
First panic

Then, oh hes not doing anything. Cool

>>31749891
YES

>>31749858
Rainbow Dash screams, "MONSTER!"

"The horror!" ponies run or faint.

Everyone else gets inside and closes their doors.

However, since last episode confirmed bullets exist....

>>31749891
>I wish I was at home watching cartoons

i am going to bed to be ready for pony
my body will be ready I'm sure

>>31749888
Alright, I'll give it another try later.

>>31749891

>cosplay

Oh boy here we go~

>>31749902
Mother. Fucking. Saved.

>>31749902
in a situation like this, I'd be that guy on the bench

>>31749592
>u know i just notest the horn on the avitar thay wher sopost to be wings is there a way to change that cas the eag of the fethers are sopost to be orng also my tail has orng on it and has curls in it so when i fly the wind makes my tail look like fire

ANYONE KNOW WHAT BOX OF CEREAL I CAN GET THE DECODER RING FOR THIS BULLSHIT IS?

>>31749923
Same here.

>>31749908
FEATHERS ARE JUST PRIMITIVE HAIR!

>>31749902

DON'T FUCKING REMIND THAT THING STILL EXISTS.

>>31749777
DID SOMEBODY SAY STRAWBERRY?

>>31749933
I am perfectly fine with that Twilight because he isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's a man.

He's doing this on purpose and having fun making people uncomfortable.

>>31749891
>>31749913
Anybody have the Pinkie from Comic-Con '11?

>>31749906
Oh dang I didn't think you were still hanging around.

Does that count as spoiling? It's not like...plot-centric.

If you want to know, Smudge grows sunflowers. I won't tell you what Billie does.

>>31749953
no you fagbutt

>>31749467
Hey Norbelus, when would you suppose this will be ready?

>>31749818
BONUS SCENARIO
>the dinosaur is painfully beta. like, fluttershy's butch compared to this nigguh
WHAT HAPPENS

>>31749953
your a faget

>>31749903
I love Spike in this picture.

>>31749937
You're welcome

>>31749951
>daily dose

>>31749933
That is the funniest Twilight cosplayer I've ever seen.

>>31749953
Fuck off you faggoty fag fag.

>>31749967
it has to be cornstalks!

>>31749933
( *=‿=*)

>>31749948
Dino-fact(tm)
scales and feathers are actually very similar in a protein structural sense, and scales evolved into feathers quick quickly in an evolutionary sense.

>>31749994
[spoilers]Yes but there's something else and you'll never guess what!

>>31749981
>Daily dose.
Is....is it time?