AJ'S PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAD

>>31735451
THEY ARE DEAD!

RAPE IS GETTING BORING; LET'S TRY CONSENSUAL THIS TIME!

Damn you, posted this thread several seconds before mine.

We'll recycle mine for later use when this thread dies.
>>31735453
>>31735453

>>31735479
Not exotic enough.

Lets try consensual tentacles or consensual slaveplay

>>31735451
Fluttershy's parents are industrial workers.

Wet poni thread

>>31735451
Fluttershy's parents are probably loud and brash.

Rainbow Dash's parents would be like Manny's parents from Black Books.

There is no such thing like Pony Parents. After the second or third foal both of the Parents simply die. It just how it works.

>>31735451
I can tell from rarity and her mothers expression that the father rapes them on a schedule and he rapes sweetie too but she is so retarded she doesn;t know and thats why her butthole is so loose and she cant control her bowels and shits everywhere
fanon: IT'S JUST THAT EASY

Fluttershy's parents have been locked in jail for abandoning their daughter or never attempting to search for her ever.

>>31735473
>>31735477
This is correct.

>>31735505
>>31735495
>FS's parents
Oh please let this fanon be true.

Okay, right, dunno if the anon who requested it is here or not, but whatever. I've just finished a shameless first person pinkie pie fic, I hope people enjoy it. As always, I really appreciate anything anybody has to say about it, whether it just be that it's shit, or that it's not shit, or whatever. You guys makes it worthwhile.
http://pastebin.com/huCMWj8a

>>31735451
AJ parents are dead and RD is an orphan

>>31735517
I does sort of look like Rarity hates being near her father in a way with lots of subtext.

>>31735576
it's shit I can tell from the url

>>31735479

HOW ABOUT WE TREAT EVERYONE NICELY FOR ONCE?

>>31735593
TOO MANY CONSONANTS

>>31735519
>Child goes missing
>either no search party went out or they found Fluttershy and let a child live by herself in the wild with animals

>>31735479
"Stroke me here instead," she whispers as she uses her pink tail to move your hand from her wings to her flank. Her behavior startles you and you want to protest, this is supposed to be a NON-SEXUAL cuddling contest! But her nibbling on your ear and the feel of the warmth and curviness of her flank silences you. Your pants steadily begin to tighten, and her moving from your ear to lovingly gaze into your eyes makes you want her more and more. Then, she uses a hind leg to slowly take off your pants...

repostan from other thread

also i find it funny that while the fandom has latched onto the tall skinny white-ish(?) unicorn, nobody cares for her tubby brown Earthie friend (using thsi word in a lose, fannon sence).

I mean nobody even bothered to give her a name, or even a steriotypical fat sassy woman personality, or even a picture of them bowling together (although technically this doesn't happen in show)

>>31735593
I'm sorry I'll try and get a better random code next time

>>31735451
WHO DREW THAT PICTURE

RARITY'S DAD IS NOT A FUCKING UNICORN

FUCK THIS FUCKING FANON

>>31735602
FUCK THAT FUCK YOU
NON-CONSENSUALLY

>>31735576
Fuck I lost my pencil again
I suppose I kinda asked for this.
Thanks beforehand, I can't really read it right now, I'm at a social gathering of sorts.

>>31735590
fluttershy was abused as a child which is why she ran off to live on her own and was mostly anti social until twilight dragged her off into the forest and shit

>>31735617
I REALLY THEY DIDN'T DRAW HIM WITH A HAT NOW SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO READ ALL THIS BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME

>>31735559
Her design isn't nearly as awesome as Allie Way's.

>>31735612
My boner is becoming noticeable.

>>31735613
Because she's fat and black. And Allie Way, well, shit, have you looked at those sleek legs and awesome blue hair?

>>31735625
>on MLPG
>at a social gathering
dude wat
but anyway, sure, dat coo, it's probably a little (a lot) too heated to read in public

>>31735629
>Buttpained Dashfags

>>31735629
>FS
>antisocial until TS showed up

She's best friends with Rarity, nigga. And she knew Pinkie before TS showed up, too. Just because she's shy and introverted does not mean she's antisocial.

>>31735629
Fluttershy didn't run off to live on her own, she fell from Cloudsdale and couldn't fly back up because she's useless at flying. Also apparently a swarm of butterflies are better than anything she ever saw before ever.

>>31735574
>FS's parents

Someone that shy and quiet will most likely have either been raised by very loud or very shy parents.

Loud makes for a more interesting narritive, as seeing a contrast between a character and their parents is interesting and adds depth.

See also: Pinkie Pie.

>>31735495
Fluttershy's Dad is part of the local checkers union

"They used to make rainbows there, no?"

>>31735665
dash worst pony
>>31735667
I said mostly cunt

>>31735663
My friends can't exactly see the screen, but...they'd notice if I watched at anything NSFW.

Any drawfags on? I'd like to see Luna present on the moon during these events.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPjQJDx0iA

>>31735665
>All Dashfags are snidely whiplash
>This is what persecutionfags actually believe

>Pone slavery/rape gets outlawed

>>31735698
Hey, what about someone drawing Luna as Luna?

>>31735680
WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>>31735591
I know right this practically canonizes gavalanches series of comics
gavalanche confirmed for top tier world builder and fan artist

>>31735613
MLP fandom consists almost exclusively of horny and sexist males. Ironic, given the creator of the show.

Fluttershy's parents work in a Steel Mill, producing shoes and ploughs and railways and everything else Equestria needs.

It's a Gay Steel Mill.

Fluttershy has two daddies.

>>31735723
MOSTLY
CUNT
GAWD

>>31735679
brb writing a MLP/The Wire crossover fic

if YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN
you BETTER WATCH YOUR FLANK
WELL I BEG YOUR PARDON
DASH'S TURTLE'S NAME IS TANK

Could this be Rainbow's dad?

>there is no way I can ever read any clopfic involving Fluttershy without being disgusted and raging uncontrollably

I HAVE TO WARN YOU /CO/
I'VE GOT FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE

>>31735734
0/10

>>31735691
yeah fair enough, I also wouldn't want to distract you from important socialisation and shit, shameless erotic waifuhuggery can wait until later!

>>31735754
no

>>31735734
Gavalanche is the best comic artist since CartoonLion, and quite frankly they should both be knighted.

If only either of them had the artistic skill of Weaver.

>>31735679
You know what the trouble is, Butterscotch Jubilee? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

>>31735754
THAT PONY IS SO SWAG

>>31735754
>earthie
Are you retarded?

>>31735751
Okay so

do the ponies end up in baltimore

or do the humans end up in equestria

>>31735721
We'll see about them ponies, Noponi, we'll see
At least I don't FORCE them to live with me
>>31735758
Too bad for you.
>>31735767
But if I had a choice...

>>31735754
She is from Cloudsdale, parents need to be Pegasi

>>31735758
> posting censored version

>>31735758
Even ones where she's consenting and wants to fuck like >>31735612 ?

>>31735746
so you acknowledge she is your god then?

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>31735754
HE IS BLUE SO HE MUST BE

Dash is a pretty bad pony, I put her below Pinkie Pie ADD tier.

>>31735751
IF YOU WALK WITH CELESTIA,
SHE GONNA SAVE YOUR SOUL,
GOTTA KEEP NIGHTMARE MOON,
WAY DOWN IN THE HOLE!

>>31735797
maybe pegasi children are taken from their parents and sent off to cloudsdale so they can claim the skies in the name of celestia in the coming war against griffins
this is why dash abandons her childhood friend gilda, she was brainwashed to hate griffins

>>31735793
I don't force them to live with me.
They just can't leave.
Not like they wanted to

>>31735812
If we agree will you go away forever?

>>31735818
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

>>31735788
Half and half. Twilight, Pinkie, and Fluttershy go to Baltimore. McNulty, Omar, and Snoop go to Equestria.

I would watch the FUCK out of that show.

>>31735786
>>31735797
>implying most fandom families makes sense
Gosh guys, sorry for trying to make a joke...

>>31735754
>earth pony

wtf is wrong with you. he dad is a fucking Zebra.

>>31735802

Whenever she consents, it either feels like she's totally out of character or the narrator is just taking advantage of her.

It's okay, though, I guess my virgun waifu will always remain chaste to me.

>>31735820
SHUT UP TOSS

>>31735826
6/10 better than most headcanon

>>31735834
no

>>31735855
But that's the most boring kind of Waifufaggotry.

>>31735513

why u do this ;_;

Fluttershy would be one of those annoying clingy girlfriends who would silently obsess over everything

>>31735758
>raging at the idea of Fluttershy hugging you a little too tight for a little too long, before you lightly kiss her on the cheek and cause her to blush, as she asks if you'd like to go back to her place for a hay smoothie or something

>hating on the idea of her clumsily, but enthusiastically, coming on to you, not quite knowing how to do it, but knowing that she wants to

>disliking the concept of taking her in your arms and stroking her wings and mane while you slowly lower her onto your waiting penis as she squeaks in embarrassment, but insists you don't stop

>etc

>>31735826
holy shit the amount of cancer...

>>31735873
>;_;
I don't even understand why there's a small amount of rage inside of me whenever somebody uses an emoticon.

>>31735839
And you just KNOW that McNulty has a drunk fuck with Pinkie Pie at one point

Also Kima X Rainbow Dash OTP

1. City Hall
2. The Docks
3. The Paper
4. The School
5. The Pit

>>31735893
no

>>31735839
I think you mean Baltimare

>>31735891
The same why you feel rage when you are trolled problem? LOL Fuck yeah me gusta Y U rage?

>>31735793
if you had a choice you should probably choose socialising - let's be honest, we all need extra "normal" points for even considering pony waifu fapfics

>>31735855
I wouldn't say she's out of character in that fic, she's very gentle and sweet about wanting you to make love to her.

>Survives on a team of super-skilled magic/superpowered teammates with only raw ability.
>Considered wise, consulted for advice by associates.
>Parents are DEEEAAAADDDD.
>Successful businessowner.
>Lives with aging parental figure that is not actually a parent.

So are we talking about AJ or Batman?

>>31735828
Clearly I'm gonna need some breaching charges when I'm gonna get this infiltration op going.

>>31735857
Don't worry, I'm pretty much out of things to say now. I must be off to my home planet now! I'll be back in like, 19 hours to do the usual.

Would her eyebrows be rainbow too?

>>31735921
You don't have to be wise to tell Rarity to stop being a dick to her sister.

>>31735921

you know, im used to people saying "AJ is the captain america of the mane cast" but this is the first time the equate her to batman.

>>31735945
I think not. That would be overdoing it.

Are there any other fics as beautiful and touching as My Little Dashie?

>>31735921
You forgot

>Inherited business from parents.
>Has a little, adoring sidekick that has her own team of caped heroes.
>Everyone's favorite character.

>>31735945
If you're going to insist on staying here only to draw crappy humans and say they're ponies, the least you could do is figure this shit out on your own.

>>31735945
>those body proportions
>those facial proportions

jesus christ how horrifying

>>31735961
i am touching myself

>>31735901
>implying season 2 isn't the best season
is the same as
>implying rainbow dash is straight

>>31735918
...
You're absolutely right.
At least I didn't drift off to thinking about those things after that one incident.
You know how boring it is to walk for 45 minutes all by yourself?

>>31735964
I wish I had a picture that illustrates the amount of buttfrustration you are emitting right now.

>>31735977

>Hawaiian dicking

>>31735939
"Sorry ladies, you'll need to stop eating those Greek Salads while watching your favourite show on a widescreen 3D television from that comfortable couch, and you can't have your ice cream dessert because some douche wants to take you away to some cages until you can be given to a fat redneck american or put to sleep forever", is that what you want me to say to them? I shall be the one to break their hearts?

>>31735962
>>Everyone's favorite character.
oh you

>>31735921
>>31735962
>the reason Applejack doesn't seem interesting
>she puts on a dull persona to hide the fact she's Batmare

>>31735982
I know that feel, it's hard not to drift off into things that aren't really suitable for outside use. And often certain reactions to those things can make continued walking uncomfortable.

>>31735994
Oh look, a new Ross
>I'm only here to show off my art that barely anyone likes, never take criticism, and basically just troll

Pick a pony, any pony.
You are now that ponies pet. What's it like?

>>31735962
>Everyone's favourite character

>>31735945
LOL IT'S SHIT

>>31736033
I take Lyra out for walkies

>>31736033
Being Fluttershy's pet would be really nice. Unless she stares at me.

>>31736033
Just wait until Pony Lincoln will fuck your shit up.

>>31736033
>Twilight
Pretty good, she has a lot of experience in taking care of someone from all her years with Spike, and she doesn't seem to treat the minds of others with any massive taboo, much less the things she owns, so I'd probably be pretty damn happy with my situation.

>>31736033
I have to share Spike's bed and spend all day cleaning the library

This sucks

>>31735945
The fuck am I looking at? That's not Rainbow Dash. That's just some girl with rainbow hair.

>>31736033
Have to work on the farm.

>Mastah, once I get off da farm, I's be free.

>>31736008
I'm onto you. I know you can't be trusted.
>>31735962
>everyone's favorite character
Look, I like AJ, but no, she most definitely isn't everyone's favorite.
>>31736033
Gotta run away. Fast. No matter which pony.
I'm not gonna be no one's pet.

>>31736033
>princess celestia

I hope she isn't into bestiality.

>>31736054
I dreamed I was her pet.

>>31736081
>implying you will ever escape the farm

>>31735921
AJ is fourth-best pony, at best.

Deal with it.

It's Baltimare gentleponies...Celestia will not save you...

>>31736027
Since when do you only draw art that OTHER people like
Since when have I not taken critisms
Since when have I trolled


You are so goddamn buttflustered that its a pony in a different format its funny

>>31736101
Death is the only escape

You don't want to know what AJ's done to sheep who've tried to run

Is Twilight anyone's least-favorite pony?
If so, why?
Just curious.

>>31736086
Why, what makes me look so untrustworthy? Also, you are already the pet of someone. Me.

>>31736130
just keep doing what you do man, as long as someone enjoys it.

>>31736145
She treats sheep that comply like they're scum. Those that disobey, well, they're replaceable. More useful as an example to the others.

>>31736148
She was my least favorite pony, Dash is my least favorite pone now.

>>31736074
What did you think rainbow dash was besides sporty/punk girl who rebels against society by dying her hair?

>>31736148
she's a boring audience surrogate character.

>>31736115
celestia will save me
I know it

>>31736012
>Applejack
>secretly Batmare

So...Applejack is the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well in the upcoming episode?

>>31736148
>inb4 because she reads

>>31736162
Why was she your least favorite at one time?
What changed?

>>31736150
If it wasn't on before, it is now.

>>31736162
>Not having the same favorite pony since episode 1

>>31736148
I hate her because MLPG loves her because she reminds them of themselves

>>31736166
if by boring you mean adorable and surrogate you mean fanservice, then yes

>>31736169
But that would be AJ doing something not completely boring and that is so OOC for her.

>>31736179
Whatever you say, my faithful pet nemesis.

>>31736176
Honestly i just dont like her and pet episode happends.

>>31736185
I say LEAST favorite, AJ is my favorite pony since day one.

>>31736165
But Dash doesn't dye her hair or rebel against society.

>>31736101
>Implying it's not my farm
>Implying it's not the ponies forced to stay
>Implying it's not a farm that produces rape

Whats MLPG?

>>31736169
AJ will vault solidly into 3rd place in my personal mental pone power rankings if that happens.

OMFG that would be amazing.

>>31736130
It's not a pony in a different format, it's an OC that is completely unrelated to the show. Around here we don't take kindly to people who waste thread space with their offtopic garbage.

>>31736203
I have some news for you bro, that Rainbow hair is not natural

>>31736166
>Implying that's not fluttershy

>>31736209
Magic Le Pony Gathering

>>31736209
my little penis general
you're in it

>>31736209
Meatball Lettuce Pesto Grinder

>>31736209
My Little Pony General

You're in it.

>>31736221
I have some news for you bro, it is in magical ponyland.

>>31736199
Shit, gotta stop talking about my fetishes and pet peeves in the same posts as these

>>31736210
If it doesn't, would you like me to put her in the costume for you?

>>31736229
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHY AM I HERE?

>>31736209
Major League Pony Gaming

All they play is scrabble

>>31736203
>Punky Sport Chick
>Who is also a dyke
Yep, those totally come conservative and not anti-establishement.

Yep.

>>31736217
>OC
So when megasweet or any other drawfag draws the ponies in human form, its OC eh?
I new you pony-fags were retarded but you can't be this bad.

>>31736237
Im not him but i will love that.

>>31736238
Welcome to the herd.

>>31736247
megasweet is shit and yes that's what it is.

>>31736247
>Punk
>Dyke
>>>/ponychan/

>>31736229
And now you can never leave.

>>31736236
Your anonimity won't hide you forever, my pet adversary

>>31736274
Opinions.
Protip:
>Use arguments to convince people.

>>31736247
>my fanon is canon and both you and the show are wrong!

>>31736242

PEPSI ADS EVERYWHERE

>>31736282
Yeah...well...uhh...F:E sucks and Pink Poni is worst poni
Fuck
You win this round!

>>31736282
I would like to purchase your pet and have my way with it

>>31736282
>And now you can never leave.

I..know that feel. I've tried my best to not go to MLPGs in a single day and have failed every single time.

RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY
NOBODY DISAGREE!
OK

>>31736327
BUT WHY!

>>31736327
No, don't leave us!

>>31736327
>Today I'm going to be productive!
>Get everything on your to-do list done
>it's only been 3 hours
>have nothing else to do
>...fuck, mlpg

>>31736327
I took a week off once, during that two-week hiatus after the Halloween episode. It was boring. Got a lot of vidyaing done though.

Who's the Batman of Ponyville?

>>31736300
>implying I ever lost to you. Ever.

>>31736325
Pony is not for sale, and absolutely not for fornication.

>>31736327
I think the powers that do this are way over our heads.

The fandom went to shit since July.
That's quality control for you. Popularity gets too big and then all the bad apples start popping up.
What pisses me off and also confuses me is how people actually care, such as shitty documentaries, when Minecraft has a way higher amount of fans and nobody gives a shit about what kind of fans it attracted.
I simply don't get it.

faggots

>>31736367
the fuck is this

>>31736366
Because Minecraft is not pre-associated with the following things:

1. Furries
2. Little girls
3. Hideous faggy merchandise

>>31736361
>hating on AJ
Enjoy your first victory
Also who was desperate enough to try and take care of AJ for a week just to get Pink Pony?

>>31736367
What the shit?

>>31736371
Generation 3 colors

>>31736366
No, July is when Ponychan went to shit.

The fandom's been shit since the MyLittleBrony Memebase was created.

>>31736371

>>31736337
>>31736338
It's not that I want to leave you guys. It's just that MLPGs are so damn addicting, I can't stay away from you guys because I love you all so much. No homo though.

Pretty much what this guy said >>31736339.

>>31736327
I always have the general open.
It's became part of my everyday life.
Even though it takes up a lot of time, I somehow became even more productive than I was before.
I have conflicted feelings, but I regret nothing.

>>31736405
Well you still get shit done
Me, on the other hand...

what if pony was a centipede

>>31736392
That was my scheme to make you believe that I can never have pony without you agreeing, while I was planning to stole other ponies. Also, it gave me the opportunity to feed AJ some Potassium Chloride.

>>31736403
>July is when Ponychan went to shit.

This is true. I wonder what caused the change... other than the hiatus.

>>31736436
People like you are making this image less and less true by the minute. Shut the fuck up.

>>31736448
middle/high school kids on summer break found it

>>31736436
You're dead meat.

>>31736367

>>31736448
It was the hiatus.
New content is like a fence for autism. No fence, it roams free. Even between new episodes, it's still roaming free between. The fandom will never get better. It's up to you to just tolerate it if you wish to stay.

>>31736461
Fuck you, I'm bored.

>>31736461
That image was never true to begin with

>>31736461

>tripfags
>ever good

>>31736461
>implying tripfags were ever good

>>31736403
Ponychan was good at one point?

>>31736486
>>31736497
>>31736498
way to easy...

what if pones are clones

>>31736466
What, it's not deadly if... Oooh... OOOOoooh, riiiiight, she is a pony, not a human, I must have misused the 2.5g/kg measure... Whoops?

>>31736461
How about no?

>tripfag argument

>>31736504
Fuck off Mito

>>31735451

Sweetie Belle is not Rarity's sister but, instead, her daughter.

>>31736367
Meanwhile, in some terrifying alternate universe, colour theory never came to be!

>>31736517
wrong.

Still... keep it classy.

>>31736530

Pinkie still looks alright

>>31736514
You and your whole family
Right after we get back from the hospital

>>31736515

Guys I need a picture of a flirty-looking pony.

>>31736547
longponies?
how cute

I'm still waiting for fanart of Rarity's dad trying to teach her football...and inexplicably succeeding.

>>31736554

What do you need it for?

>>31736537
Again, fuck off Mito. I honestly don't understand what's so fun about making people upset... This is part of the reason these threads turn to shit sometimes.

>>31736559
Draw long Sweetie!

>>31736554

>>31736547

Why are they all sausages?

>>31736503
It was god tier in February and March. It began a slow decline in April, and the shit hit the fan in July.

I've been seeing a bit of improvement since October, though.

>>31736569
>>31736537
>Don't know who's trolling who anymore.jpeg

>>31736554
will this do

>>31736554
And why would you need something like that?

>>31736542
If I were you I would search her for STDs as well. I said the vaccine was against Earth parasites like ticks, but can you imagine how hard is it to find a junkie with AIDS who gives blood willfully?

Highly relevant to this thread

>>31736554

>>31736538
The reversed dark/light pink looks bad, man.

>>31736609
goddamn, dash
I would

>>31736564
For understanding human facial expressions.
Thank you for your cooperation, human.

>>31736579

>long sausage ponies
>mfw

>>31736614

yeah it looks weird, but shes the best looking one there, right?

>>31736559
Did you do that one? Or maybe it was Tess...
Too many good artists that draw cute things!

>>31736631

Don't you call me a human, I take offense to that

>>31736569
But I'm no-...
>>31736592
A-...

>>31736631
But how can you undestand human facial expressions with pony pictures?

starting soon
http://www.livestream.com/tggeko

>>31736609
Pistols at dawn.
You can bring an assault rifle, it's only a fair handicap

>>31736612
>heah
>deah
>sistah

I can't help but read this in Clone High JFK's voice

> Equestria Girls
> WHERE THE GRASS IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER

Um... really?

Has there been a single episode where we've seen the girls eating carpet?

GRASS I MEANT GRASS

No seriously. Have we ever seen them?

Question. Why is it that MLP brings in these 'Bronies' or these sort of people? I mean even more so than in other fandoms.

>>31736698
Twi had a grass sandwich in ticket master, and ate the flowers. She was a hungry pony.

>>31736643
It was Tess, I think he has a very distinct way of doing faces

>>31736574

>>31736651
I am having difficulty ascertaining the difference between bored and bedroom eyes.
Superior pony eyesize and simplified features will facilitate my scrutinization.

>>31736714
10/10 would save again.
Thank you.

.>>31736713
Twilight didn't manage to eat her sandwich though. We've only ever seen Spike eating hay, too. Not that I'm implying that they don't eat it, we just haven't seen them is all.

>>31736703
>/co/ dissassociated from fimchan
>fimchan located away from the porn folder

This is all wrong. Horribly horribly wrong

>>31736714
All of my hnnng!

>>31736736
we haven't seen them eating much at all, though

>>31736708
Outwards lack of acceptance means greater deviation from usually acceptable social protocol is tolerated within the group.

>>31736714

BUENO. I support the long pone art movement.

>>31736686
You still don't know the room number for the other pony at Hévíz. And I hired some goons to be ponies just to confuse anyone who might want to investigate. Check mate.

>>31736719
Here, these bedroom eyes will help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjK1PqDBAjI
"My name is, uh, Rainbow Dash. I'm, uh, currently twenty six years old. I'm looking for a, uh, girlfriend-free... Stallion to be my sweetheart from the ground-up. Preferably, uh...one who's...well...well...uh, nevermind about preference.
But anyway, uh...definitely smoke-free, non-alcoholic, and, uh.....yeah, b-you know, just an honest, sweet guy to be my, to be my sweet qu-sweetheart quality.
[Silence, new recording begins]
So, uh...yeah. [Clears throat] Send me a message if, uh, you're interested. Have a good day."

Hi guys, what's going on this thre-

...OH SHIT.

>You will never shrink the entire population down to the size of ants, drop them all in a bowel of noodles and eat them alive

>>31736751
We've seen Pinkie eat a lot
Twilight got stuffed at the family reunion
And what Rarity's typical breakfast would be

>>31736772

>>31736768
I have all my life to find out.
Also being stuck on a spa seems hardly like a horrifying fate.

Ponibooru is so laggy

>>31736812
and the sky is blue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjK1PqDBAjI

>>31736810
>trapped with soggy-skinned old timers who play chess in the hot water pools all day
Also, she left her scooter here

>>31736824

>>31736848
May she get as old and soggy as those seniors
I'm off to enjoy the rest of my life with Twilight, Fluttershy and AJ

>the episode tomorrow
>the mysterious mare-do-well
>the plot synopsis is almost identical to a "fake episode" someone made back in like Feb
>in the fake synopsis, luna is the masked mare and it's some multi episode dealie

coincidence or show animator getting too close to the truth and posting anonymously?

>>31736708
1. /b/
2. insular community, hatedom
3. Large fandom


/b/ attracts the worst teenage nerds, those fucks who quote memes endlessly and latch onto anything to make themselves popular.

"Threatened" communities accept attitudes, acts and members that most people would call fucking retarded.

Large fandoms mean that these dregs think that it's socially acceptable to bring their fandom into the public eye.

>>31736886
Okay, then I'll just chill some with the ones I have. Oh, and don't forget to take AJ to the hospital so I can steal your other ponies while you are away. Peace out!

>>31736898
Coincidence, we already know what episodes are coming down the pipe after Mysterious Maredowell.

What about Applejack, and Tree Trunks? There's a crossover opportunity there, right?

>>31736898
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

>>31736778
What?

Miss your vore thread, bro?

>>31736933
No, I don't like Adventure Time there's too much lesbian shipping

I've written a little, and by little I mean a page and a half. Anyone want to read it? It's not much but I'm trying to at least write the Wanderer story before doing any more panels.

>>31736367

>>31736926
>implying I'm just gonna leave 'em on my home
Just what kind of a fool do you think I am?

A little off topic, but what kind of music do you guys listen to when you do your work or drawan or etc? Be it pony or non-pony related music. I need something new to listen to so I can get my drawfu running.

HELLO EVERYPONY
HOW ARE THE HUMIDITY LEVELS TODAY?
it hurts to say, even in satire

>>31736966
>No, I don't like Adventure Time there's too much lesbian shipping
>there's too much lesbian shipping

Anonymous, you card.

>>31736970
Surprise works
As does firefly because she's FUCKING FIREFLY, YO!

>>31737009
brb I'm going to add "You're going to get raped" to this image.

>>31736970
Ugh... That reminds me, I've been meaning to make an alternate Dash and Pinkie model for those two.
Would that be worth it?

>>31736970

Gotta love the fact that AJ is the only one that didn't change at all.

>>31736987
This lately
>Foster the People
>Cowboy Bebop ost
>Persona 3 and 4 ost
>Mark Ronson
>New RHCP - I'm with You.

>>31736367
>average OC pony colorscheme.jpg

I need a pony and a non-apple fruit.

>>31736898
It should be easy to tell if it's Luna or not as there are currently only 2 alicorns in Equestria.

>>31737019
Surprise, Rarity and Firefly actually look decent.

>>31736824
No, it is varying shades of gray.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc
im just testing dont watch this

>>31736987
Almost anything.
Blues.
80's radio.
Parodies.
Satires.

>>31737071
I dont like the Rarity but Firefly looks better than Dash.

>>31736987
AKIRA and Blade Runner soundtracks.

Shit's cash.

>>31737074
if you compensate for atmospheric refraction, it's a multitude of colors

>>31736609

what if rainbow dash winked at you suggestively

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQysdRTDIYE

im just testing dont watch this

>>31737096
I'd stand in attention.

>>31737096
I would follow her anywhere she wanted to take me

>>31737071
>>31737085
>Rarity
That's Sparkler, you philistines.

The G1 ponies were Twilight, Surprise, Posey, Firefly, Applejack and Sparkler

>>31737037
That's because they still had the rights to her.

>>31737091
>something is cash

huh... didn't hear that in a while...

>>31736547
God damn look at sausage jack

Shes gunna find a hamburger and slap its shit

>That feel when Arkham city for $20

you niggas be jelly

guys how do i know if im attracted to a pony?

How do I stop being a worthless welfare leech on society and start being awesome like you guys??

>>31737149
If you're a faggot.

>>31737091
>akira
YES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wv4pFodIQ

>>31737043
>Cowboy Bebop ost

>>31736714
I'm a take Sweetie and put her to bed in a warm hotdog bun

>>31737149
If you go "D'aw", you might be safe. If your heart flutters and you just want to kneel down and wrap your arms around her, and stroke down her unkempt mane, before staring deep into her large, inquisitive eyes, then you may be attracted to her.

>>31736987
Joshua Radin, Maroon 5, and Kanye West.

IS THIS THE PLACE TO COME FOR TECHNICAL SUPPORT?

>>31737037
>Shes still the same boring old pony she was before!

>But she has a new hat!

>>31737147
>That feel when I'll pirate it anyway

I guess I'll just go back to writing.

>>31736987
Been listening to a lot of Deerhunter and Lightning Bolt recently.

>>31737175
Splendid taste dear Sir or Madame.

leth is watching over us...

>>31737215
YES SIR, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

>>31736949

sweetie has a pretty mane

i really like her mane

>>31737217
Shut up faggot you are not Nopony.

>>31737217
>same boring old pony
G1 AJ was nothing like G4 AJ
She was less boring and more groan-worthily dumb

>>31737200

i like when the pones are slightly scratched up and beat up

not in an abusive way

>>31737262
I agree.

>>31736864
>>31737133

Look at this fag he knows his G1, laugh everybody.

>>31737157
HOW THE FUCK HIT DERPY

SO HELP ME YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN I WILL CUTE YOUR FEET OF FOR THIS

>>31736987
I lister the same music every week, then i download more music.

This week i was listening to Kill The Noise and Mr Oizo, tomorrow i'll download Jamiroquai.

>>31737258
MY COMPUTER IS FULL OF SHIT

>>31737217

Shut your whore mouth.

Whoever want to watch My neighbour Totoro. You're welcome.
http://www.livestream.com/tggeko

>>31737274
me too, it's so cute
and worryingly attractive

>>31737282

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>31737287
YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT A TOILET!

>>31737268
>>31737266
>>31737291

It was a Simpsons refference, you weenies

>>31737057

There's an alicorn in magic kindergarten (from s02e03)

>>31737279
>hasn't seen G1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-Ll5zaPcIE
Anon, educate yourself

>>31737275

what does her mane smell like

>>31737323
Like Bonbon mane.

>>31737312
That was an imaginary art error. Two levels of non-canon.

>>31737262
Sweetie's mane looks like some kinda berry sherbert icecream

>>31737282
I would erase Derpy from all of history if I could.
She's the embodiment of fanon itself.

>>31737176

>>31737300
I'm sorry, I ment to say Who hit Derpy

WAS IT YOU, FAGGOT FACE?

>>31737321
>bronies in the comments talking about G4

every mlp video ever.

>>31737287
THIS IS A COMMON ERROR SIR AND I'D BE HAPPY TO ASSIST YOU
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS FIND SOME BLEACH, AND SOME AMMONIA FROM A HOUSEHOLD CLEANER
MIX THEM TOGETHER AND POUR IT ONTO YOUR KEYBOARD
MAKE SURE TO BREATH DEEPLY AS IT'S NEEDED TO EXHUME THE SHIT

THAT SHOULD FIX IT RIGHT UP

ANYTHING ELSE I CAN ASSIST IN TODAY?

>>31737345
Fukken saved!

>>31737345
...hnggggggggggg

>>31737245
>Going through some Pitchfork collections and shit just today
>Heard Deerhunter, thought it was decent
>See this

Whoa.

>>31737298

twilight needs bandages for all her various injuries

will you help her disinfect and put them on

>>31737344
Just give her some canon and watch ponychan weep.

>>31737360
stop trying to kill me dino-fag
that's mean

>>31737312
Where did the world "alicorn" come from?

>>31737345
Fuck, thats cute AND I'm hungry now

>>31737345
This is how people get fetishes Rose.

>that feel when you've just got to slog through one more Rainbow Dash episode before glorious Rarity episode followed by Spike episode

>>31737071
>>31737085
Sparkler hair on Rarity body = king tier.

>>31737369

That's a job for nurse pony.

Also, here's some beat up lookin twilight.

>>31737383
canada

>>31737369
Of course.
I hope she doesn't squirm.

>>31737345

sweetie should be a fluffernutter sandwich for nightmare night

>>31737345
The horn could chip a tooth

>>31737369
Absolutely. I'd rub some antiseptic cream onto her shapely, purple body, and then cover over her bruises with bandages, running my hand all round the material to make sure it fits, and then checking the rest of her body to make sure there are no other sore spots. Or spots that elicit any other kind of reaction. And if I found one, I'd have to check it very, very closely.

>>31737395
Now we are talking!

>>31737383
It used to mean the material that unicorn horns were made of. Sometime fairly recently it has started to mean a unicorn with wings.

I really don't mind, because the alternative is "pegacorn" and that sounds stupid.

>>31737369

I would just sit there and watch her slowly die from a infection while masturbating and kicking her head.

>>31737369
No.

Bitch has magic, she can do it herself.

Give me a pony and a non-apple fruit for it to eat.

>>31737345

what does sweetie's mane taste like

>>31737395

I dig the hair too, but ponychan ruined hair streaks for me. There's already some poster that avatars as Rarity with blood red eyes and dark red streaks in her hair.

>>31737412
I hope she does

>>31737345
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOOD!

>>31737394

>glorious Rarity episode

>>31737418
Vampire Belle is better.

>>31737394
Slogging, you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4y9YkfJ_aY

>>31737422
You're not supposed to eat her silly!

>>31737442
>Celestia
>Banana
>Do It Faggot

>>31737457
shut up and quest me you fool

>>31737442

aunt orange
orange

>>31737442
Nurse Pony

Pineapple

>>31737457
At least she have episodes unlike Fluttershit.

>>31737395
She looks sooooo pretty

>>31737442
Pinkie Pie.

Kiwis.

>>31737442
Applejack

Pineapple

And shes eating it reluctantly

>>31737427
You've done this before, haven't you.
>>31737451
There's a time and place for every boner, but that isn't one of those times or places.

>>31737378
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SIR
NOW IF THAT'LL BE ALL I NEED TO ASSIST OTHER CUSTOMERS
THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE BRONY EXTERMIN-I MEAN TECH SUPPORT

>>31737467
faceless must never see this

>>31737441
Maybe she's not feeling up to it. Maybe she needs you to help her cast the spell by massaging her horn, maybe applying a little lubrication, maybe a thin coating of saliva. Maybe a thick coating - maybe she can't cast the spell unless your saliva is dripping down her forehead as you work up and down her horn, running your tongue along her grooves as you hold her head up with your hand, her limbs long since having given up on her

>>31737457
Fuck you, everyone knows that Rarity is the Main Character in this television series.

>>31737514
he likes poo

>>31737449
>Going to Ponychan

The streaks are cool, they break up the purple and warm up her colour scheme

>>31737501
not your friend anymore

>>31737528

>people still don't recognize rarity as the elder god tier pony

laughingfashonista.wav

>>31737528

>>31737496
you got me, I'm nurse redheart
I started the job because slightly hurt ponies are sexy and I want to make them feel better

>>31737395
So THATS why they had the gag of giving twilight the rarity hair in Cutie Pox.

Because Twilight's hair is the same as Sparkler's.

>>31737475

I planned on doing another round of Nathan Quest tonight at 8PM CST if anyone was interested. No one was on Wednesday, though. That is one thing I like about this quest: I can be sporadic with it. Since there's no real story, we can continue just whenever we feel like it.

...that's about the only thing I like about it though. Well, that, and the cheap laughs it offers. Overall, though, I prefer my story driven quests.

>>31737457
>Not liking Rarity episodes

>>31737520

wait how is this supposed to help her put bandages on

this isn't about bandages at all

>>31737565
but i will be asleep then you double nigger

>>31737555
This show is just layers of jokes upon jokes

>>31737574
My boner doesn't care.

>>31737574
Well, you know what they say. Give a man a fish and all that. Help her bandage herself and she can do it easier next time - she just needs a little encouragement to work out the kinks in her magic.

>>31737592
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!

>>31737574
How are you supposed to know that? I for one would trust the personal student to the goddess of the sun in matters of magic.

>>31737565
didn't you need a dinosaur penis expert

>>31737471

i'd eat sweetie belle
by that i mean i'd give her tummy raspberries and nom on her tender young body before exploring between her hind legs, enjoying the fresh scent of her virginity