ACE OF SPADES GENERAL!

>>31717351

Pants, I think I let you down with this request. I'm sorry.

The Masked Mare is Derpy. The writers, not just the boarders and animators, responded to the fandom, and this is how they're doing it.

She'll leave behind a four-leaf clover as a signature for her various antics as the masked mare.

Blackbolt.

LYRA WOULD BE A SHAPE SHIFTER.

Only bad part is that she can't change into a human or have hands.

>>31718586

Rifle is the best gun. I just don't see why you'd use anything else.

>>31718465

>superhero

Pony should be luchador.

>>31718586
Blue master race reporting

>>31718597
DOVAHKIIN! DOVAHKIIN!

>>31718605
That makes a lot of sense.

Rainbow Greed.

He is Fluttershy's favorite since they both have the Stare.

>>31718465
Twilight Sparkle as the Fucking Oracle.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31718619
A pony with 4 human feet is like the creepiest shit ever

>>31718472
I'm sure there's mistakes galore. Just trying to get loosened up so I can start working on something I'm behind on.

>>31718619
What if she could turn into a pone who COULD turn into a human?

>>31718628
YOUR A DRAGON! THAT MEANS YOUR GUTS MUST BE HUGE!!
FUS RO DAH YOUR GUTS!

Derpy takes Megatron's fusion cannon and becomes The Muffin Avenger!

>>31718687

What about that OC pony with human arms and hands for its legs?

And then Rarity said when I put my helmet on, I will be able to fly. So I tried to climb to some very high tree. It takes me all afternoon and I get nowhere and I was all sore and bruise. Dumb bark is so slippery. So I ran to high cliff from which that blue pi-ga-zuz... what's her name? Rainbow Hush! I saw her take off from that cliff. So I go there, I put helm om my head and then I jumped and I started flapping my hooves. I have to do something wrong because it didn't work. Now my leg hurts and it hurts when I breathe. After I hobble home and told Rarity what I've done, she got mad and started to cry at me. So I hide in that dark closet under the stairs. Now I'm really tired but I cannot sleep. It hurts so much.

>"Berry Punch is best pony" is canon.

>>31718695
If thats Snails, his horn seems a little too long

Also I love his expression. "The shit I put up with...."

>>31718697

How about you pin me down and call me a whore?

>>31718678
If Lyra is happy I'm not happy

>>31718687
Right here.

>>31718678
I don't want to smile, thank you

>>31718699
I still like the other one where their pets a pig, a kitty and a hawk

And Scootaloo is carries away by the hawk

Tell me when you want to turn the page. Or you can turn the page I-I don't mind. Whatever you'd like. Can you see from there? You can slide over a little.

>>31718726
You will never be happy so long as Lyra has fairies to play with.

>>31718622
> Ultimate Surrender pony thread
Hmm. Unsure if want.

>>31718712
She uses it to bake

>>31718755
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>31718726
You don't deserve happiness

>>31718597
...
at least you tried?
>>31718586
I don't get it?
>>31718605
Deer are the elves of the ponyverse.
Apes are the orks and druids.
Ponies are the basic race.
Elephants are trolls.

>>31718695
Aaaand here comes that feeling of inadequacy.

>>31718725
Don't lock your doors tonight.

Luna's favorite fuck toy...err...hero.

>>31718748

>that feel when the fandom is getting stale as fuck

>>31718755

>not sitting pony in lap so you're both easily able to see the text

>>31718729

>>31718755
How about we move closer instead?

>>31718718
I'm really kind of glad they didn't just say "oh yeah and they also won because main chars are best"

>well, they ALMOST won, but still...

>>31718790
> "Brain surgery? Don't worry, your Auntie Pinkie Pie has it all covered!"

>>31718660
>>31718647

Go back to /a/, lolifags

>>31718790
hm

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>31718793
>>31718793
We're you here during August? Shit was getting rouuuugn.

>>31718729
Twilight will die of old age before Spike is even the dragon equivalent of a teenager

>>31718830
Incoming horrific adorable shit!

>>31718834
Did nobody mark the last two threads?

>>31718830

OH BOY HERE WE GO.

>>31718820
"What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor?"
"How should I know? I'm a dentist!"

>>31718811
Nah, that was the episode that used "slow and steady wins the race" as a sub-theme.

>>31718820
The easy part was getting the brain out.

The herd part was getting the brain out!

>>31718853
nobody did.

>>31718834
Oh look, the marker is lost...again...

>>31718856

>dentist
>"maybe if I drill holes in it, things will go back to normal, ya?"

>>31718856
BRUSH YOUR LOBES!

>>31718830
I'm intrigued, yet horrified to ask...
what are you planning?

>>31718835

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/season-2-episode-10-secret-of-my-excess.html

Don't think so, Tim.

You can only brutally rape and murder one pony?
Which one?
And in what order?

>>31718886
Knowing Glitter Glue you'll know in about 10 minutes.

>>31718899
you.

Will you read to me in bed? I'm very tired...

>>31718763
wouldn't it annihilate anything she tires to bake with it?

>>31718699
...
nah
Sweetie, seems more like a pony who would own a mocking bird.
AppleBloom, would probably have a big mole or othersuch burrowing animal that she found on the farm.
Scoots, seems more like the kind of pony to have a lizard of some kind, due to being from Mexicolt

>>31718899

>one
>order

wut

>>31716592
So so far, we've labeled fanon Dash as anorexic, overweight, insecure about her weight and abilities, infertile, illiterate, suicidal, and being virtually every sexual orientation under the sun. I don't even know what the fuck else.

Given what happened with Rarity at one point, I feel like this will become grounds transgendered/transvestite/MTF transsexual Dash.

And then Rarity told me to just go away and never come back. She then talked about stuff I did not understand. Something about making her life hell and stuff like that. She was acting funny. She drinks that red stuff from these huge green bottles she always said I'm too small to drink that. She was talking funny too. She was mumbling and then she was crying and shouting and then she stood up a walk towards me. But she blundered. So she have to sit down. It was so funny! And then she throw one of empty bottles after me. She missed my head and instead hit my tummy. It didn't hurt that much. Then she said something like: "Why are you staring at me you freak." Freak. Such funny word. I don't know what it means but it sure sounds funny. And then she said many other funny words like: droo-ling, stu-pid and re-tard.

>>31718917
No, it turns it into muffins

>>31718913
Really I'm flattered.
But I am not a pony.

>>31718886

>>31718927

There already was some gender confusion from that tv guide synopsis. Dash is the new MTF.

>>31718899
Okay I'll be honest for the first time about something like this anonymously I would kill a pony and rape the body

>>31718899
Fluttershy, because nothing makes a community grow and thrive like the terrible rape and murder of a loved and caring member of the community -- one which everyone seems to know but no one ever seemed to bother really "getting to know" outside of her most trusted friends.

I'd start with the rape, then the murder. Necrophilia isn't my thing.

So... dat turtle... sounded awfully familiar.

>>31718933
One time, she turned Starscream into a muffin.
They dont like to talk about it.

>>31718956
Tortoise, dickwad

>>31718927
Those things happened to dash because she is worst pony and the favorite symbol of bronies

>>31718922
Would you rape and then murder?
Or murder and then rape?
Or murder while raping?

>>31718947
Wait, so saying you're "Dash" is the new "ace" (as in asexual)?

Huh.

>>31718927
>So so far, we've labeled fanon Dash as anorexic, overweight, insecure about her weight and abilities, infertile, illiterate, suicidal, and being virtually every sexual orientation under the sun

Clearly she has father issues

>>31718930
>>31718714
stop.

>>31718940
But I am.

>>31718968
damn did I call that one... knew someone would say that

>>31718927

>>31718956
no idea what you're talking about

>>31718956
>herewegoagain.png

>>31718982
FLUFFY!

hi

>>31718976
Caused by sexual frustrations towards her mother.

Read me a bedtime story... please.

>>31718982
That is a cute pony

>>31719003
Hmmmm ...

And then there was this lightningstorm, one thunder after another. It was so scary. Rarity that morning left Ponyville for one day. She locked me to that small closet under stairs so that I won't hurt myself or make mess in her shop. She's so kind to me. And than lightningstorm begin and I was so scared. I somehow opened closet door, I don't remember exactly how, only think I know my head hurted after that. And then I run and hide in big pile of fabric. It was cozy and cuddly in there but I still heard all these thunders. I was so scared I peed myself and then I pooped myself. But after a while I fell asleep. It was so warm in there.

When sis returned next morning she spotted open door to my closet and she got scared and she shouted at me: "Where are you, you little ree-tard?" She call me that often. Ree-tard. It must be my second name or something. She never explained it.

Then she get close to her pile of fabric. I was there waiting to jump at her and shout: "surprise". And then she said: "What's that stench?" She grabbed me before I jumped at her and then she spanked me and then spanked my belly with her hooves. It didn't hurt that much. But I was a bit sick after that.

I dissapointed her again. I shouldn't leave my closet.

>>31718993
wow when was that photoed?

>>31718834

>>31719003

>>31718714
>>31718930
>>31719011

Enjoy

>>31718982
Prepare for maximum over-rape then.

>>31718779
Take a look at some of the books I've been reading. Work on overlapping shapes and stuff.

>>31719003
So sleepy. Your head and your eyelids are getting heavy, and you’ve decided enough is enough, it’s time for bed. You wrest yourself away from your computer and walk to the dark, empty bedroom. “Typical,” you think to yourself. You leave your room, and as you move toward the stairs, and as you descend into the library, you can hear the faint rhythm of a sleeping breath. You smile as you approach her desk, dimly lit with a small desk lamp. A large mass of purple hair, highlighted with pink, lies on a large open book, and a small puddle of drool has accumulated where her mouth probably is. She’s in her pajamas, meaning that once again, she must have decided to do some late-night studying, and ended up dozing off. You gently stroke her hair and rub her shoulder, and she begins to stir. “Mmm?” Her head stands precariously upright, and as her gorgeous purple eyes meet you, a warm smile graces her face. No words need to be said. She hugs on to your offered arm for support, and as you and she slowly walk to bed, you can feel the warmth of her head on your shoulder.

>>31719003
once upon a time two ponies were very in love and they lick their butts and had babies even they were both girls and they all lived happily together
the end

>>31719003
Once upon a time there was a magical pony princess who wouldnt go to bed. So she was put to sleep forever.

The end

>>31719003

I would read a babby pony goodnight moon.

>>31719003
fine I shall read you the story of the deer.
Once upon a time there was a deer.
he died, the end.

>>31718997
Oh hi

And then I cutted some of sis fabric. I wanted to make cutie mark crusader banner. But sis gets really realy mad at me. I don't know why. She's cutting her fabric all the time.

>>31719012
It was potatoed in May

>>31719034
Goodnight. Moon.
Goodnight. Pegasus. Jumping over. The moon.

>>31719030
I seem to have misplaced that list.

>>31719030
stop trying to help him, he's horrible and a lost cause

>>31719003
Here's a touching story

Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The End

>>31718930
>>31718714

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#

>>31719045
Taters?

>>31718914
>>31719003
once upon a time there was a cute pony. He went over to his grandma's house to get some macaroons. His cousin was there. She was a cute pony too. Together they went to town with their macaroons and sat by the fountain. They ate their macaroons and smiled at each other. The end. Goodnight little pony.

>>31719003
You'll die alone and afraid, deservedly. The end.

OH GOD RARITY IS A CUTTER NOW TOO
CAN WE BE HOT TOPIC ELITE STATUS EDGY NOW PLZ
I NEED TO GET DEVIANTARTPOINTS TO SELL TO A FRIEND SO I CAN BUY JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMICS ^_~
I BET SHE HAS TO CUT NEAR HER DAINTY PONY HOOVES UNDER THE FETLOCKS SO NOONE CAN KNOW
EXCEPT FLUTTERSHY WHO BECOMES HER SECRET GIRLFRIEND~ ^_^
ALSO THEY HAVE WOLF POWERS O-O

>>31719070

You know, taters?

PO-TATE-TOES. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?

>>31719058
You know something, I think you're right.

>>31719075
AND THEN THEY FUCKED

>>31719070
Po-Ta-Toes!

>>31718779
This picture makes me think of Don't Stop Me Now

>>31719045
interesting... i think we talked about it on /co/ before then... yeah, the thread was from beginning of April. Interesting.

>Like MLP because mother of god, if those horses got any cuter every hydrocarbon in my body would up and fucking convert into some sort of tasty saccharide
>Watch it casually
>Bro knows about it
>"Oh man bro, you should check out /co/! They love ponies too and it's a fun place to chat."
>"Sure thing, potassium bromide."
>Check this shit out
>Superheroes? Well this won't be so ba
>OH FUCK
>OH FUCK
>OH FUCK
>OH FUCK
>FORNICATION
>LITERALLY
>OH GOD SWEETIE
>SHE WAS MY FAVORITE YOU FLAPPY RECTUM
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

I need to dump my head in acid or something else nasty.

Thanks bros.

Next up on the magical pony tour is some place called ponychan which will probably be just as bad or brain meltingly retarded.

>>31719003
ONCE A PONY TIME THERE WAS RABNOW DASH SHE WAS THE BLUEST PONE IN ALL OF TAMRIEL. SHE WENT TO GROCERY STORE TO FIND SOME BEETS AND WAS AT THE STOER WHEN CARLOS MENCIA CAME OUT AND SAY YOU MUST KUNG FU FIGHT ME SO SHE DID BUT SLIPPED ON PENIS AND HER HEAD BRAKE AND HER PONY BRIANS WENT EVERYWHERE AND THE PRONCESS SAID OH NO THIS IS GREAT MESS BUT I AM BUSY THE END,

>>31719049
Jack Hamm's How to Draw Animals.
The Weatherly Guide to Drawing Animals.
Ken Hultgren's The Art of Animal Drawing (thanks Rose)
And there's another Mike Matessi Force book for animal drawing that's really good.

Some of these are partially available on GoogleBooks.

>>31719058
Don't be a dick.
>>31719094
Hey, cut that out.

>>31719102
IM A SATELLITE

IM HAVING A BALL

>>31719126
I'm not a dick I just calls it like I sees it

>>31719112
>Ponychan

Have fun.

>>31718834
HEY

Since nobody marked the last two threads, if I delete the marker and go back and post it there would it work with the archive? I'd need someone to delete a picture from
>>31714502
and
>>31716398
though.

>>31718714
>>31718930
WALL OF TEXT

>>31719126
nooo not Billie art, SB
damn you

>>31719112
Protip:
Everywhere is shit
/co/ is just slightly more tolerable shit

>>31719126
Hey literature! Anyone have ebook/pdf versions of these? Also I need moar fiction reccomendations

These stories are terrible! Dont you know any good ones, like the three little ponies? Or Goldy Locks and the three other ponies?

>>31719112
ponychan just slightly better than 4chan
juuust a beet

Hey guys, which pony do you think is most likely to do drugs?

Adderall for Twilight

Pinkie is an Ecstasy Junkie

Cocaine for Rainbow Dash

Rarity has prescriptions probably (pony pharmacy?)

Applejack smokes a pipe most likely

Fluttershy is too timid for drugs

>>31719161
At least for us, eh.

>>31719003
There was once an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died.
The end.

>>31719126
Oh, you read books on art huh? Were they really all that helpful or was it just obvious shit being reinforced over and over?

>>31719091
They sound gross. You can keep them. Give me some nice raw hay any-day.

>>31719145
What the hell.

Reading that is like installing slackware.

Amazing, horrible, and life changing in a way just minor enough to matter.

>>31719031
>Asexual Stories
>Not about Rape

>>31719178
>Fluttershy is too timid for drugs

dude what

>>31719177
>Ponychan
>Slightly better than 4chan

I guess I am glad I gave up drinking.
I would be upset to have drink all over my monitors from that bought of laughing.

>>31719178
fluttershy does pot shes a hippy

>>31719178
I would think Twilight of all ponies wouldn't do drugs. She seems too nerdy to be into that stuff. Books are her drug. She gets high off reading.

>>31719147
I think so. I'll delete some pictures

>>31719104
>>31719045
>>31718993
Did they ever say if they got the idea from us?

>>31719172
ONCE A PONE TIME THERE WAS 3 PONE THEY WERE DRVING IN CAR AND THE PONE SAY LETS GO TO THE MOVIES NO SAY THE OTHER PONE AND SHE HIT THE PONY IN THE HEAD AND SHE GOT A TUMOR. THEN THEY WERE AT THE MOVIES. THEY WERE AT THE MOVIED. SO THE PRINCESS SAID NOW YOU MUST FIGHT ME AND THEY USED GUNS AND FIREWORKS AND BOOM LIKE THE 4TH OF JULY AND WERE DIE AMD THE ARM FROM THE PRINCESS FELL OFF THE END

>>31719170
I found Mike's book as a pdf.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P8APKU33

>>31719200
We all know what you really want to eat scoot

>>31719147
deleted mine

>>31718910
>Knowing Glitter Glue you'll know in about 10 minutes.
so anyway

>>31719172
fanfic? Try my little dashie

>>31719243

hhnnngggg

>>31719172

Those were very nice. *yawn* Could you stay a little? Please...

>>31719223
Just my guess, but they probably didn't
A fast character having a slow companion/pet is a common and overused idea.

>>31719233
You're the best!

Wait a second

Numb foot

Twitchy penis

Floppy stomach

Faust is in this thread!

>>31719233
man
I am so gonna read this shit over christmas

>>31719189

>>31719229
YOU FAILED TO MENTION HOW CUTE IT WAS

>>31719243
Im okay with this.
Cute picture Glitter

>>31719264
Stop hitting on me twilight.

You're a weird alien pony thing.

>>31719243
See, its not always about sex

>>31719264
all the best cute pony pictures gives me sads that I never hug pony in real life

>>31719264
That nose ruins it for me... Makes her look like a pig.

>>31719126
>Hey, cut that out.

The problem is that I cant stop comparing myself to you. This is the exact problem I read about in Art and Fear, but I can't seem to over come it.

>>31719243
This isn't sexually perverted at all!
Fucking reported!

>>31719300
Are you sure about that?

>>31719172
My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!

I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over, either; he somehow managed to fall under his own.

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet.

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah, he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for, like, 20 minutes or so.

>>31719306
just think, they are happy where they are, stop wanting to fuck it up asshole.

>>31719266
true enough. I wanna feel special though. I stupidly messaged the idea to Faust on DA... :-/

>>31719310
Sorry for ruining the end of my twilight going to bed. I will now go to bed myself.

>>31719243

gosh glitter glue you go from drawing sexually explicit material to cute stuff at the drop of a hat

you're such a FLIP-FLOP

>>31719300
>Spike_Giving_Pinkie_A_Secret_Handjob.png

>>31719324
No

>>31719178
Pinkie is an Ecstasy Junkie

Makes sense

BECAUSE IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING CARTOON

>>31719270
Faust is not in this thread.

>>31719329
but I all want is to hug pony
is that such a crime TO BE LOVE

>>31719338
they made that synopsis episode over a year ago

>>31719376
Ponies stink.

>>31719373

oh no
dear god no
the want, it is overpowering

>>31719361
I KNOW

BUT RARITY EMBODIES THE PERFECT WOMAN

OH GOD WHY DOES THE WORLD DO THIS TO ME

>>31719376
you cant into love, you are anon, you dont do that.

>>31719172

ONCE UPON A TIME TRIXIE LOCKS WENT INTO THE 3 PONIES HOUSE, SHE WAS KNOCKED OUT AND WOKE UP GAGGED AND WITH A DILDO IN HER ASSHOLE, SHE WAS ALSO TIED TO A CHAIR, THEN TWILIGHT, FLUTTERSHY AND RARITY PROCEEDED TO RAPE HER.
"THIS DICK IS TOO BIG"
"THIS DICK IS TOO SMALL"
"THIS DICK IS JUST RIGHT"
AND THEN THEY RAPED HER SOME MORE THE END.

>>31719361
Can I cure too?
SHIT
FUCK
CUNT
BUPKIS
TITS
ASS

>>31719282
I will now write a Sponge Bob MLP cross over

One day the mane cast visited bikini bottom. But they couldnt breath and died. Mr Krabbs used them as krabby patties because it was cheap.

The end

My first post got eated.

>>31719199
Hamm's book really helped out, but that was mostly because it was the first one I read. All the ones I listed cover some similar ground so any of them are a good starting point, but yeah, it really helped to learn exactly how the legs worked for example. Plus they're all full of great pose references.

>>31719159
You should totally draw Smudge since I wasn't able to that one time. Also yeah I pretty much memorized Billie a while back from staring at it so much. It's also a great reference for the more sleek and cartoony look I've been trying to achieve lately.

>>31719178
Rarity has a ton of prescription drugs. She won't touch anything illegal because that's wrong and illegal and she is a classy lady, but she has a truckload of prescribed medicines she's weaseled out of doctors. They're her 'little helpers'. And she'll share them if you ask her. After all, she's pretty generous.

Fluttershy's the kind of person who will go on at greath length about how drugs and alcohol are bad and terrible addictive substances that will kill you while she lights up a joint.

>>31718748
Hey I know you coolguy, I didn't know you visited these threads

>>31719223
Someone else brought up the idea, but Lauren Faust debunked the notion.
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1603670/2286445078#reply

>>31719388
So do apes.

But humans don't stink.

"I love you, Dashie!"

"G-Geez, Pinkie..."

>>31719417
And all the glue in bikini bottom was particularly cute that year

>>31719229
>>31719406

>>31719399

Rarity is your waifu, isn't she?

>>31719417
>Sent to EqD

>>31719383
>>31719383
they made the pet race one that long ago?

>>31719399
Shut up.

She's my weird pony waifu crush thing.

>>31719394
What's wrong?

>>31719430
What? Humans smell awful, it's just that we tend to bathe frequently and wear clean clothes to hide the fact

>>31719419
Alright!
Just don't ruin the book for me

>>31719449
>not being a mormon
>not being able to have 6 waifus at one time
I feel so sorry for you, excuse me while i round up my pones

>>31719449

it's hard not to become a little enamored with her eventually. practically everything she does shows off how pretty she is in some way shape or form

>>31719465
>And the want goes crashing away.

>>31719457
yes

>>31719446

I'm starting to work on my next Griffy fan fic. Hold on to your butts.

>>31719466
What if ponies bather frequently?

>>31719466
And equestrian ponies do the same thing, so they don't smell like dirty horses.

>>31719492
They don't wear clean clothes.
BALL IS IN YOUR COURT!

>>31719482
You sick bastard.

>>31719461

>that feel

It was Twilight for me. I ended up writing a clopfic of her based off the dream the broke my will to not have a pony waifu in the first place.

ALBATROSS!!!

>>31719510
They wear clothes sometimes

>>31719492
Pinkie must smell awful since she only uses her tub as an alligator habitat.

>>31719388
Really? I think marshmallows smell good.

>>31719427
hm... ok. I sent that message on April 2, 2011

i did notice they said it was a tortoise... my thought was they did that to avoid legal issues...

>>31719482
Faggot.

Holy shit, my Tumblr updated.

>>31719489

Oh shit, so I get a Steam sale, a shitload of good food, and a Daftykins Griffy Fanfic™.

What a great day.

>>31719482

>not preferring Twilight

Jean Grey

>>31719516
PONY!

>>31719465

please
no more
I can't handle this much want

>>31719510
Sometimes they do, and how do clothes make humans smell good anyway? Its not like they are scented or anything. If you stink under your shirt, people are still going to be able to tell.

>>31719537
Albatross!!??

>>31719530
Unless you're http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/ I don't give a shit.

>>31719529

NEED pinkie version

>>31719537
Has anyone done wet hair Celestia at all?

>>31719530
>Your tumblr

>>31719551
Pony??!!

>>31719525
or maybe it's because tortoises are actually much slower than turtles (which can be pretty quick)

>>31719477
She was my waifu from day one.

Her perfectionism, her class, her generosity, her mannerisms, her everything. I don't think I could love anyone else as much as I do Rarity.

Which is why I am a sad, sad, sad pathetic person. I'm not even fat or bearded, just sad and lonely.

>>31719552
Whatever the fuck happened to that guy anyway? He just up and disappear?

>>31719565
OUR Tumblr.

>>31719554
>this!!

>>31719516
TIGERS!!!

>>31719554

AJ version would also be nice

>>31719566
Course you don't get ponies with it!

>>31718892
I really really hope that that episode doesn't hit my macrophilia. Who knows what could happen...like, giant Twilight versus Spikezilla in order to get him under control...

>>31719577
>The wander will never update again.

>>31719567
also tortoise lice on land?

>>31719567

Dj'ya get a reply from Hasbro yet?

>>31719577
LD was posting new stuff like, ten minutes ago.

>>31719579
Pinkie sure does like birds

>>31719564
Oh god, I need this now

>>31719595
I just googled that, my bad. Turned out they're tortoises when on land, whoop

>>31719598
no

>>31719567
Turtles are fast and deadly creatures

>>31719606
Tumblr stuff?

>>31719564
How would that even work, with her gravity defying hair and shit?

>>31719567
wow

>>31719577
I'm here just actually writing shit down now. Been trying to do write it and play three games.

Skyrim, AC: Revelations and Saint's Row 3 can take their toll on a man.

>>31719529
>Dat fucking Octavia.
She is the prettiest background pony.

>draw alien mole thing
>call it pony

>>31719619

Probably too early. I've got my fingers crossed for you.

>>31719573
One day, one of us will tap into the horrific powers that even the earth has forgotten and bring ponies into the real world.

Wallow not, anon, you'll have your love eventually.

>>31719625
SCIENCE COMMANDS IT!

>>31719641
>Implying that ponies aren't alien mole-cat-deer things

>>31719641
>Guaranteed followers.

>>31719564
>>31719625
>pour water on Celestia
>it immediately evaporates

>>31719620
>>31719619
>>31719567

A turlte would actually have been a nice twist.

>"Pfft, this thing is so lame and slow and not fast! No way do I want it as a pet!"
>goes in the water. HOLY FUCK SHIT ITS A TORPEDO

>>31719634
FUCK, Revelations is out?! I wasn't even paying attention because I've been playing Skyrim, Skyward Sword, Saints Row, Battlefield, etc. TIME TO REV UP UTORRENT

>>31719641
Just like Noel!

>>31719583

>>31719634
You could set AC aside for the moment and replace it with writing, three games at a time is a bit much for any person.

Skyrim for your epic fantasy fix, Saint's Row for your wacky hijinks and explosions fix. Once SR is beaten, then AC can commence.

>>31719642
They seem to be updating their facebook just fine, maybe they're pushing me aside

>>31719641
This pony sucks.

>>31719625
Wetness is a greater force then gravity.

Just ask my girlfriend!

>>31719634

>Saint's Row 3

Otherwise known as flop of the decade. I mean it was fun... until I finished the storyline. There is fucking nothing new to do after that, though.

>>31719667
But then I got distracted by the princess

HOT ASS

>>31719688

dandy
now pinkie!

>>31719686
> trying to troll noel's work

laughing_horses.png

>>31719693
>Neither exist.

>>31719664
Ponies are Elcor, very early in their evolutionary history before their planet turns into a hellhole after the magic dries up.

>>31719691
It's not a shack with 5 people, It's a whole company. They probably pay one guy to manage the fB site. The guy who would answer you is probably in a totally different department.

>Draw a bitch
>Call it Rarity

>>31719641
I much prefer Trolomanchu's ponies

>>31719664
yes

>>31719712
>Neither

Wait, wut

I get that my girlfriend is imaginary, but whats the other thing?

>>31719688
im so okay with this, but it would be better of she had a hat

>>31719701
at least you could get it to work, AMD fucked up the drivers big time, stuttering, stuttering everywhere...

>>31719300
>>31719321
>>31719350
>Not sexual
Uh, Spike is BALLS DEEP in Pinkie's candy-colored snatch to the point he has to brace himself for leverage. Just because they're having cuddly sex doesn't mean they're not having sex.

>>31719711
You're right. that's not an alien mole thing. It's more of an alien bug thing.

>>31719724
Why is that pony farting LA's atmosphere?

>>31719731
Go back to team fortress 2

>>31719688

...rainbow dash?

>>31719714
>Elcor
>Live in super high gravity planets

How can they fly then?

>>31719537

>>31719724
He's drawing CT and Sweatshirt's OCs.

That gives me a sad.

>>31719753
Motherfucking miracles man.

>>31719753
Magic wings.

>>31719718

This, plus it takes a lot more effort to sift through countless emails than it does to update a facebook page.

Don't get discouraged so easily Rose. I would expect a short and basic "thank you for being a fan" at the very least.

>>31719718
That's a very good point, thanks for showing me how silly I was being

>>31719738
Nah, his hips are too far back. He probably got told off by Rarity and went crying to pinkie for comfort.

>>31719761
are they making out?

species of the pony world

Dragons: Creatures of hoard and habit. know for their love of eating gems, often trade with the magpies and crows.

Crows: one of the few species of birds with the ability to talk and the sentience to back it up, makes trade with both the Dragons and the apes

Magpies: Nontalking birds that communicate entirely through pantomime know for their hoarding of magical objects, they trade gems for Dragon scales.

Apes: One of the more reclusive and powerful of the races, very isolationist, believed to be the race behind the creations of several known Monsters, know for their connection to the untrained wild, trade with the Ravens.

Cows: An extremely paranoid race that, unless living in a civilized settlement constantly travels due to a fear of predators. mostly live with ponies or roam free.

Sheep: a Lazy species who prefers to do little work. more often then not lives with ponies and apes.

Elephants: Species that due to their large size have gained an undue representation as berserkers, actually one of the most peaceful races unless threatened.

Deer: Haughty keepers of forests, good with magic but not with interaction. xenophobic and hateful to ant race that isn't deer.

>>31719738
You know, some times a lamp is just a lamp and not a dragon dildo

>>31719753
>Ponies have tiny wings and fly like birds
>Defy aerodynamics
>Go above mac 5 and make high speed 90 degree turns
>Implying that gravity is an obstacle

>>31719701
Aside from Julius, what else was there to do after the story in SR2?

Let's face it, end game content has never been a strong point of Saints Row. With the multiple story choices though, they make this one much more replay friendly.

And once you've purchased invincibility and infinite ammo + bottomless magazines, it kind of looses it's luster as a sandbox anyway. That's why you have your indestructible, end game save for stress relief and replay number x for content.

Really wish they had the option to replay missions like in the previous games.

>>31719738

If he's fucking Pinkie in that picture then his dick must be on his solar plexus.

obviously, they just got finished having sex and this is the afterglow

>>31719714

>>31719264
D'awww, sockies for warmth falling asleep reading!

>>31719736
>AMD fucked up the drivers big time
STOP THE PRESSES! THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!

any simple drawing requests?

>>31719775
>Nah, his hips are too far back.
Looks like a prime position to me bro.

In the spirit of Thanksgiving I decided to draw this.
I can not into bird anatomy.

>>31719782
No, just sort of staring off to the left as in only the best high-concept art.

>>31719831
A pony stopping the presses.

>>31719736

See, people keep saying that, but my card is a 6950 HD and I had absolutely no performance issues at all. I ran it on Ultra and the FPS never once dropped below 45.

Of course, even with 8xAA, there were still jaggies. Saint's Row is just impossible to be aesthetically pleasing, it seems.

>>31719750
>>31719731
hats general?

>>31719797
>2011
>Not converting dragon dildos into lamps.

>>31719831
Sweetie Belle being cute.

Rose's letter to Hasbro
>yuo gib moni pls i report u HEAHUEHUEEHUEHUEHEA

>>31719714
>finally get a chance to hug pony
>pony is elcor
>you are a talking head in a jar

that feel

>>31719838
> implying I care

>>31719703
>>31719751
Cannot find

>>31719838
>dat file name

ALRIGHT STORY TIME.

One day Griffy was in his lab working on a serum to reanimate the dead.
"I fucking hate video games" said Griffy with a twinkle in his eye. His test subject was a pony named Fillip, who was dead, because Griffy had to kill dere ponies to test out his thingamajig, he rolled Fillip over to see that nice flank of his, it had the words "Slutty property of Daftykins" tattooed on his flank. This made Griffy hard, so he proceeded to rub his 2 incher into Philips face. SUDDENLY OUT OF GODDAMN NOWHERE. TANK CAME CRAWLING THROUGH THE WINDOW JESUS FUCK.
"NO, YOU CANNOT DO THIS GRIFFY!" SCREAMED TANK.
"I MUST DO THIS YOU FUCKING POOR EXCUSE FOR A TUMOR WITH LEGS" Griffy whispered to Tank with a lusty tone.

"How dare you try to do an act reserved for god! You're a monster!" Tank said with 20 dicks in his mouth
"I'm the monster? You broke my goddamn window, you know how much that fucking costs? And besides, I’m doing god a favor, I’m helping him in restoring faith in humanity, I could save millions of lives, and even bring your mother back" Griffy said with a devilish grin. Tank shed a tear of being reminded of his mothers death.
"How about fuck you Griffy, don't you dare talk about my mother at all, datz it ima kil u nao liek in blops becuz i am teh epic wins xDDDDDDDDDDDD" TANK SAID WITH A TANK SAID.
THEN THEY CONBLORTED THROUGHOUT TIME, TWILIGHT WAS THERE ASWELL, FLUTTERSHY WAS IN THE CORNER JERKING OFF VIOLENTLY YELLING "FORGIVE ME JESUS!" and some shit about ass to mouth I don't know.
AFTER ABOUT 3 WHOLE MILES OF CONSTANT FIGHTING GRIFFY AND TANK FUCKED ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE THAT'S HOW ALL FANFICS END. GRIFFY GARGLED TANKS TURTLE POWER SEMEN AND SWALLOWED IT ALL LIKE THE SLUT HE IS.

THE END?????

>>31719838
That turkey looks nothing like a traced hand. What is this?

>>31719831
Pokey poking a balloon

>>31719851
I KNEW YOUD SAY THAT!

>>31719845
its not that most people get bad FPS, they just aren't getting what they should be, and it dives constantly when driving and moving alot outside.

Alot of older cards are actually getting better performance than the newr ones.
Supposedly, 11.12 is going to fix it

>>31719836
Nah, probably more :

>>31719855
>have sex anyways

>>31719855
uhhh

I think you might be confusing Mass Effect species

I mean, I guess it's not impossible?
But they're just supposed to be hugging.

>>31719689
Three characters in Skyrim.
Own the whole city before Memory 5 in Revelations.
Barely played SR3, watched roommate play that.

Ya, I should devote a lot more time to writing.

>>31719923
LAMP IS JUST A LAMP

>>31719794
any other Ideas?

rose is prettiest pony

>>31719881

It's like Edger Allen Poe and Shakespear had a homosexual butt baby and that baby was this story.

>>31719962
>My own clone
>Now neither of us will be virgins

>>31719937
>>31719923
How do we know you the REAL glitter glue?
And not.....AN IMPOSTER!!!!!
LIIIIEEEEEESSSS!!!!!

A LAM IS A DRAGON DILDO!

>>31719923

Then draw a picture of them having wild raucous sex so no one will try and claim this one is sex by comparison

>>31719962
She's cute, but that's different than pretty.

>>31719881
It's beautiful!

>>31719962
thay bitch drives my dick crazy

poni

Did you ask your nieces/little girl cousins that came over for Thanksgiving today if they watch MLP? If so, what did they say?

>>31719988
Its a pretty safe bet I'm not Glitter Glue. I just think you guys see sexuality in places it doesnt exist. I know, I'm beating a dead horse with that line, they're clearly just hugging

Lamp just lamp

>>31719243

yes!

YES!

PONE SHOULD HUG PONE!

>>31719881

>TURTLE POWER SEMEN

>>31720006
>Fuck off loser, that show is for little girls
Feels bad man.
Then i put them in the oven with the turkey

>>31720002
Dude your dick is obviously sexually attracted to pony cat deer things

You should seriously give it a serious goddamn talking to

Seriously

>>31719977

Wait, did you ever see my first installment in the Griffy saga?

>>31719931
>Running three chars at once in Skyrim

Oh shit, what the fuck are you doing?

>>31720006

The youngest girl I saw today was my brother-in-law's sister, and she's fourteen. So, no.

>>31720040

HEY SUBJECT FIELD, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF?

>>31719962
My waifu.

>>31719923
I don't have a problem with whatever they're doing. It's a great picture, Glitter Glue.

>>31720006
I called my 5 year old niece a waifu fag for thinking Fluttershy is best pony.
I bet she faps to her waifu every night.
The freak.

>>31720040

Sure did. It was incredible. In the words of a wise spambot, it made me cum on cat and she hiss at penis.

>>31720006
Don't have any cousins or nieces... feels batman...

Well this promises to be inapplicable to all future conversations

>>31720084
Jimmy, dont call your niece a fag

>>31720086

I draw amazing art and write amazing fan fiction, i'm pretty much the best contributor in these threads EVER.

>>31720102
Where di Pinkie get that dragon dildo?

>>31720102
>Pinkie fucking a lamp.
OTP

>>31720102
>>31720116
God damn it you guys!

>>31720045
A 25 Rogue, 23 Sword and Board Warrior, and a 33 Conjuration Mage.

The Mage is too good as his Conjuration is maxed out and I summon a Storm and Frost Atronach together then Bound Bow with 65 Archery and start destroying everything around me.

So ya, I have a problem.

>>31720102
Oh great, now she's fucking a dragon dildo

>>31720102
I bet that lamp's hung like a horse.

>>31719419
>>31719468
Ah heck I felt like trying again anyway. Still looking forward to yours though.

Today my girlfriend said that it would be cool if I was a stallion unicorn like prince blueblood and it kind of creeped me out.

Thinking back, I just now realized that i would make a really. Fucking. Sexy. Stallion.

And my girlfriend would be pretty hot as a pony too in her own weird pony way.

This is weird.

>>31720102
>inapplicable to all future conversations

I love lamp.

>>31720102

Lamp is my favorite pony

>>31720161
no, I LOVE LAMP!

>>31720151
You must purchase fursuits and live out your fantasies together.

>>31720151
My girlfriend does an incredibly accurate Fluttershy voice. It makes me a little uncomfortable at times, especially when she's reading Glitter Glue's comics out loud over my shoulder.

>>31720151
I had a dream where my pony waifu was talking to my pony self and she said that I would make a good human.

Thinking back on it, i would make a really. fucking. ugly. human.

and she would make a really crazy furfag human in her own weird skinfag way

two toned green hair how does that even work

>>31720151
That's ... quite the opinion.

What, you want to stud her?

You wanna breed that little filly until she's just bursting with life? You think about her pregnant and luscious and hot and fuckable from behind like the mare she is?

... Because that seems kind of alright. Yeah.

would anyone be willing to take a request.
story of art, doesn't matter.

>>31720189

you link that.

you link that right now

>>31720175
If you so much as come near lamp, I'll cut your nipples off

>>31720191

you better damn well capitalize on that voice during sex

>>31720210
Sure, fine, almost done with this Dash gets a book thing. I need a challenge.

>>31720210
Pitch your idea. If someone likes it, it will get done.

Don't just ask about the potential. Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.

>>31720191
My Girl Friend does a spot on Nathan impression.
Give her glasses and I can't even tell the difference.

>>31720210
>Story OR art.
damn these stupid hands of mine

>>31720211
That may prove difficult.

>>31720131
Seems like all builds start to feel overpowered and boring by about level 30 :\

>>31720247
she must be one ugly bitch

>>31720224
>"Thats not....ah..the right h-hole, but...if thats what you....want oh!"

>>31720284
Yeah there's no way she could maintain that level of concentration. She can't even keep quiet.