WHO SHOULD I GIVE THANKS FOR THE RAPE TO?

DOHVAKIIN

Pinkie general

THIS THREAD GETS ANONYMOUS' SEAL OF APPROVAL

FUS RO DAH

Hapy Ponethanking Day
I'm thankful that I'm wasting my day with you fucks

When a pony dies there is a brief moment where it either is raised as a zombie using dark magic or it resumes its natural process -- its cutie mark glows brighter and brighter as the pony's body is covered in a shifting soft glow. Then as a small popping sound is heard the body explodes in a shower of glimmering sparkles that slowly fizzle away into nothingness.

>rape

If anyone has an OC they want in a thing I'm doing, post it.I will choose the sexiest ones.

Whats with all the caps lock posts?

>>31706418

>>>>>RAPE<<<<<

>>31706430
There's a Thanksgiving thread on /oat/ over on Ponychan.

Let's not do that.

MLP GENERAL: PONY EDITION

>>31706447
mine will surely win

>>31706448
WHAT ABOUT THEM

>>31706422
Right behind you

Quick question, where exactly does Zecora live? Is she in the Everfree forest or what?

>>31706435
Is there a reason fluttershy has a rabbit costume?

>>31706447
just put a Reuniclus in

>>31706447

Griffy?

>>31706475

>>31706482
Cause bunnys are cuddly wuddly!

>>31706480

>I don't watch the show

My roof is leaking.

Fuck.

>>31706462
> XXX PONY LOVE
As if he wouldn't be looking at deep dark kinky dragon smut from Twilight's Library.

Don't look at me like that, he pre-classical era was cooler with that sort of thing.

>>31706447

>>31706233
Yeah, I liked it though the cloppy bit was a bit too short.
I'd say it did the trick.

>rape-play

>>31706447
Go for it, Jesus. Rip my pony to shreds.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31706430
I just ate my big turkey dinner with family

Time to drink and watch ponies

>>31706506
Install gentoo

>>31706503
Just answer the damn question, please.

>>31706506
Are you in mexico?

>>31706489
>>31706469
Can't forget these two. Post Griffy please?
>>31706487
Is that a pokemon?

>>31706447

Goddamn mods massbanning for furry porn again.

Fuck that.

>>31706523
I tried smiling once, it was awful.

>>31706480
Yes, she likes in a small hut on the outskirts of the Everfree forests

>>31706482
It's Fluttershy's job to take care of all the needs of the creatures.
All of them.
Sometimes, they need a little push.

>>31706480
>Is she in the Everfree forest or what?
Yes.

>>31706523
Now only $18!

"I want to watch them die slowly, watching the little bit of life in them being cruelly extracted from their very soles. Their screams of agonizing pain are my vice" -Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is a horrible pony and you all should feel bad

Pinkie should Pinkie Pinkie

>>31706551
FUCK you gotta be kidding me

>>31706500
No, they're cutesy and wootsy.

meeeOW!

>>31706551
10.0/10 best new pony
amirite?

>>31706536
how is this even a problem?

>>31706512

Yeah, at that point I don't know how I even manged to write coherently anymore.

Thanks, going to sleep for about 4 hours now and hope I have that dream again

>>31706536

So stop posting furry porn?

>>31706475
>Pinkie is behind you right now
She whispers in your ear "Don't turn around", and puts her hooves on your shoulders, before giggling and starting to nibble on your earlobe, and running a hoof through your hair. Then she nips under your chair and carries it on her back, all the way to your bed, which she tips you in before jumping onto your chest and hugging you tight, saying you can look now, and staring into your eyes before nuzzling your neck

>>31706554
>extracted from their very soles.

Did I step on something?

>>31706523
Not sure if smiling or dying HNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>>31706557
Yes she should.

>>31706566
I wish this was Applejack.

There's nothing quite like breaking a strong spirit.

>>31706564
I SAID THEY'RE CUDDLY WUDDLY!

>>31706574
Oh right, fuck you I want your dreams. That's what I was supposed to tell you too.

>>31706447
I would post an F:E character but they get overexposed

>>31706532
yes, the best pokemon

>>31706448
Rather than putting on a trip, one of our anonymous friends has chosen to distinguish himself thusly.

>>31706600
And Fluttershy sang they're cutesy and wootsy.

>>31706563
And worth every god damn penny!

>>31706551
alright, this is the 5th time I've seen something /mu/ related (unless coincidence)
how many of you fucks go to /mu/ other than Cease?

>>31706574
>that feel when the only pony dreams you've ever had were purely sexual and you'd rather go in for the whole romantic angle

feels ambivalent, man

>>31706627

fuck off, furfaggot

>>31706627
reported for ban evasion.

>>31706615
The bastard! How dare he try to stand out, no matter how small or insignificant as it may be!

>>31706629
Not me
I only use /g/ /v/ /co/ and /sci/

>>31706627
that's because you're posting furry porn on a worksafe board, you muppet

and not even furry porn anybody wants

>>31706629
I do, are you a /mu/therfucker?

>>31706629
yo.

>>31706627
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>>31706447
Lil'Pip/Blackjack fucking eachother with a double-ended dildo. Also crying.

>mfw imagining them both chained to a filthy dungeon wall, forced to play puppets to appease me for their next hit

Oh God, my dick.

>>31706629
yeah man.

>>31706526
Hey it's fixed.

Thanks!

funny thing is, deleting my thread has got me so buttmad I'm going to just keep doing this

>>31706523
TODAY IS NO DAY FOR SMILING!

>>31706659
fuck yeah

>>31706651
>/sci/
very nice
>/g/
lolnocomment

>>31706654
I suppose that's true, people do prefer porn of just normal non-bipedal ponies. Deleting threads over what someone posted in a reply is full retard though.

>>31706629
I posted that; I don't go to /mu/ though.

The beach boys are just good listening.

>>31706690
Autismspeaks.jpg

Tarot Pinkie

Has anyone here ever had sex with a pegasister or brony?

>>31706694
>>/sci/
>very nice
lolnocomment

>>31706644
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How would the apple family celebrate thanksgiving

>>31706447
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU HAVE NO OC

>>31706690
Can you please not? You'll just make the thread unpleasant to be in...

>>31706667
yooooooooooooooooooo.
there needs to be more pony-themed breakcore
and less brony fans of pony breakcore

>>31706710
>>>/sci/
>>very nice
>lolnocomment
very nice

>>31706709
I'd have sex with you

>>31706711
Oh squiggletail why are you so perfect?

>>31706528
si

who will adopt this foreign pony?

>>31706447
I will give you sexiest OC ever in a minute here, just wait!

>>31706709
>pegasister
I kind of like that actually...

Don't worry, I'll send myself out.

I kind of want to gently strangle Fluttershy right now.

>>31706570
>>31706578
not that guy, but I got permabanned for posting 'gay furfaggotry on /co/ using a proxy' when I did none of those things, I only made a thread that someone spammed with porn
It even said I appealed and was denied when I didn't even appeal

>>31706698
exactly
anthro simply doesn't rustle my jimmies, so if you absolutely must post unspoilered porn on a worksafe board (Protip: You shouldn't), at least do something that doesn't always get a negative reaction

>>31706728
hey
/sci/ can be good... mostly ;_;

>>31706744

go back t-

oh. right then

>>31706666
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>>31706709
>pegasister or brony?
fuck off faggot

>>31706744
You aren't going anywhere until you answer the question.

>>31706709
A few girls have had sex with me since I became a fan of the show (I'm not saying the word), does that count? Not all of them knew I like ponies though.

>>31706447

>>31706690
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>>31706750

I stopped going when i realized every single thread was just atheist vs religion

every. single. thread.

>>31706746
The current mod is a cunt who thinks everything he doesn't understand is us trolling.

>>31706750
One day it will be good...
One day

>>31706725
PONY VERSION OF THIS PLEASE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6aPhNgJ5uU

>>31706447

oh look, spam.

How original. This totally isn;t couter productive in anyway.

>>31706763
Calm down autist, I gotta have a label for the faggots in this fandom.

>>31706707
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>>31706776
that chilled down since summer, it's bit more enjoyable
I'm enjoying /diy/ though
there needs more activity in it, though

>>31706791

it's all done manually though, you gotta admire the personal touch

>>31706776
not every single thread. occasionally there's one about that notorious female tripfag.

>>31706792
They're just bronies. "Brony" includes females too.

>>31706788
how fucking horrifying

>Today DK airs Applebuck Season in spanish
>They decide to put a freaking ad in the last dialogues of the episode


Fuck, i'll have to wait for a proper audio to upload it then.

Also, the dubbing of the episode made me cringe a little.

>>31706791
Manual spam too

>>31706690
why the fuck haven't you been banned yet?

>>31706745
I would lovingly wrap my hands around her neck and squeeze until her eyes started to close and her struggles fell dormant, and the lights in her eyes went dim as her brain started to shut down, while her previously fighting wings droop to the ground, nothing keeping them up any more, until I could put her down onto the ground and leave her there
to recover - she really goes for the whole autoerotic-asphyxiation thing

>>31706726
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>>31706810
Es porque la voz de Applejack es una mierda!

>>31706828
>>31706798
>>31706775

guys, we know.

you don't have to add to the spam with more spam.

>>31706786
holy shit, I never heard this dude before
this is fucking awesome

>>31706823
Oh /co/, where would I be if this entire board wasn't full of fetishistic mysogynists.

>>31706809
You shut your whore mouth. My pony OC looks fabulous.

>>31706829
but you keep posting the same picture
and really slowly
I don't understand, it's too easy to ignore to be a spamming attempt, and there's no variety, so it's not dumping, what exactly are you trying to achieve?

>>31706740
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>>31706810
Be thankful you haven't heard the findub yet.

Dear elder gods it's horrifying to listen to.

I THINK IT COULD BE...
YES IT IS!
IT'S FAST THREAD TIME!!!

>>31706846
I know right?

>>31706853
Pretty sure he's just trying to piss off the mods.

>>31706850
>that's not a pony
>it's an abomination what it is!

>>31706855
It's really that bad?
Link?
>>31706834
Tan siquiera es mejor que el doblaje del DVD.

Also
>Temporada Applebuck

I mad

>>31706861
Well gee, seeing as he probably hates pony threads and now you're going and ruining one, yeah, he's probably pretty happy.

>>31706754
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>>31706855
Wait 'till they make the songs.
That'll be the day I die.
No, that'll be the day I finally move to another country and cut all relationships to Finland.

>>31706874
hnggg
that cloud is so cute

if I saw that cloud in the sky it would not dampen my spirits at all

>>31706861
It's not even the fact that you're spamming that bothers me.
It's the anatomically incorrect image your spamming.

Her tits should be on her lower body.

Uhm spammer, the original image is much larger than that.

>>31706767
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>>31706870
Really?

Here goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdsqghfDrZw

It's just... ugh

>>31706891
does it even have tits?

>>31706891
She doesn't have tits at all, which makes me sad. I'm not a fan of anthro, but she could at least have chest-breasts... The binding there is worthless without them.

>>31706891
some artists have no idea where ponytits are meant to be, man

>>31706889
What if it rained on you?

PONIES SHOULDN'T HAVE BREASTS!

>>31706782
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>>31706908
that would be okay, I don't much mind a little rain

speaking of /mu/
my dream is to make a PMV of the entire ITAOTS album, the whole 40 minutes man

>>31706838
is it me or is that guy more annoying than the actual spammer

>>31706886

>mod deletes my image
>LOL I WILL RUIN PONY THREAD BECUZ HE DELETE M EDGE

You are either really stupid, or a troll.
Whichever the case may be, you are more pathetic and retarded than anyone in these threads could possibly be, and that's saying something.

Also, if you guys want to hear Applebuck Season in spanish, they're looping it here:

http://www.livestream.com/woorales

>>31706930
What about hail?

>>31706934
Dude... dude...

What if they were the same person!

>>31706934
you're not allowed an opinion
get back to drawing, damn you

well this thread went to shit fast

we basically have two spammers now

sseriously nobody wants to know when you've reported someone for spamming...EVERY TIME THE SPAMMER POSTS.

I mean, once is enough, considering that the same image is beign used over and over again. You know, Report and ignore doctrine?

>>31706795
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>>31706942

I think he's trolling, how is he getting back at the mod by just spamming us?

if anything, he'd be spamming it everywhere

>>31706592
with her hat over her eyes oh yeah
I don't know why that hat is sexy to me

>>31706950
Shutup Terse
We already freed all the drawfags

>>31706947
Sure, Dash is clearly trying to get a reaction out of me by this point, I can take a little hail

>>31706951

>mfw im reporting both for spamming

>>31706950
DAMN STRAIGHT

Somebody make a new topic

>>31706986
WHICH PONY WOULD PONY THE PONIEST OF ALL?

>>31706962
it is a pretty sexy hat
but I don't know if it would stay sexy if somebody broke applejack
I like strong women

>this thread

>>31706816
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>>31706934
if you're more annoyed by me, who is posting ponies in a pony thread, you should just leave the mlpg

>>31706986
No, let him have his fun with this one. Hopefully he'll be done at that point.

>>31706968
What about a tornado made of lightning?

>>31706968
what if it started raining dashes on you

Fuck, I miss the tripfags

>>31706773
What are the colors?

this thread needs a hero!

>>31707001
Okay, how about this
If pones are entirely vegetarian, how good is their tofurkey for Thanksgiving?

>>31707001
That's what people did with Faceless.

>>31707002
that would be fucking awesome, but I would probably have to start running

I'd give Dash a playful punch on the shoulder next time I saw her for sure, though

>>31706998

or you could actually enter the discussion?

>>31707004
I would get a million boners

>>31706997

The hell, I refresh to some fluttershy image posted 20+ times?

>>31707004
Little, raindrop sized Dashes

>>31707010
Not much to talk about while this is going on. Hopefully he won't continue into the next.

>>31706950
why do you abuse me so
I thought we were frens

>>31706829
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>>31707004
it would be the sexiest weather ever and I would bask in its glory

>>31707020
What about if it started raining blood and tornado tore through your house?

>>31707032
good lord
how many copies of that picture do you have?

>>31707032
>friends
Terse doesn't do friends, he has tools.

>>31707032
i em sad writefag, i dont umberstand frendshit

>>31706841
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>Spam race

Will somebody spam this thread to death, the marker needs switching

>>31707010
are you blind?
they are everywhere!
like... the plague or some shit

Oh fuck it, don't feel like dealing with a bad pony like fluttershy posted everywhere.

>>31706374

>>31707045
then I would probably be pissed and make her pay to rebuild my house, but I wouldn't stay mad at her, she's too cute

>>31707049
only two
>>31707051
I have learnt this the hard way

Ugh, that Finnish dub was bad indeed, but maybe it's the fact i couldn't understand anything.

The only good voice from that dub is Twilight.

>>31707030

I wouldn't be fucking doing this if that shit eater mod hadn't deleted my thread twice

Seriously, the tofurkey thing. I want to talk about that then the darn Fluttergimp image.

>>31707063
Fluttershy's not a bad pony, there's just an idiot who thinks we need to suffer for the actions of a mod.

>>31706861
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>>31707063
>>31707072

so is this what /b/ trolls do on thanksgiving when they're feeling blue about not having anywhere to go?

>>31707064
What it started raining your friends and family, as they were taken up by the tornado and rained down at terminal velocity?

>>31707072
because you started it with furry porn

like, dude. Keep that stuff until after bump limit, at least.

>>31707072
I wonder WHY it was deleted...

>>31707086
Can't it be both?

why did you mark this thread

kill it

OP save us all and delete everything

>>31707106
Well, one's an opinion, one is fact.

>>31707061
the marker is safe and sound
in deafs trunk

>>31707106
No

colored the inks from last night

>>31707061
well if we want to spam this to death, we need to post 60 or so more images. POST MOAR PONY.

>>31707072
>how dare the mods actually do their job!
I've seen some retarded trolls in my time, but goddamn dude.

TOPIC

WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE ANTHROPOMORPHISM

AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "ALL ANTHRO IS SHIT" BECAUSE IT'S NOT

>>31707098
then I would be really annoyed but assume Dash was possessed or something because she would never do something so uncharacteristically evil

and if hugging her was enough to drive the corruption out, that's what I'd do

>>31706886
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>>31707096
>implying i'm from /b/
Sadly, I only go on /x/ /vp/ and /co/

>>31707122
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SAVED!

>>31707128
acceptable anthropomorphism? the level present in the show. or full human. i don't really like in-betweens.

>>31707128
...But it is, what is the matter with you?

>>31707128
Show-level, *maybe* going a little higher, but nothing major. Sure as fuck no hands or feet.

>>31707122
That is adorable

in the next scene, the hark is carrying Scootaloo away

>>31707134

well your imitation of a /b/ faggot is pretty good

posting best pony

>>31706894
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Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>31707157

This is the worst MLPG for a month or 2

>>31707128
It's either full humie disgusting or delicious pony, no middleground. Ever.

>>31707134
Could have fooled me.
I'd also believe that you're Mito.

>>31707128
if you dare tell me that is supposed to be rainbow dash then i will come for you in the nigh

>>31707166
That's a horse.

>>31707166
Fat ugly horse

>>31707168
>Guy spams
>I better post a picture everytime he posts, that'll show 'em

You're ruining it for everyone...

>>31706903
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>>31707166
that's one huge pony pic

>>31707169
Ahaha

She's either diner or a new playmate for baby hawks

>>31707128
I'm fine with most of it, but the weird pony-elf things some folks come up with aren't so bueno.

>>31707192
I bet it has huge guts.

someone make pony version of this now please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJRMl4exQ0

>>31707182
>post pics
>hit 151 faster
>new thread faster

>>31706928
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>>31707209
Rip and tear?

>>31707122
HNNNNNNNNNNNG! Thank you Rose i really this draw.

>>31707209
The most majestic guts in all the land!

>>31707128
It needs chest breasts and hands.

>>31707226
Well... maybe later.

>>31707182
Fuck you. It helps.

THIS IS ACCEPTABLE ANTHRO YOU FUCK WIDGETS.

>>31707216
>ponies were driving the bus the whole time

They don't WANT us making fanart of them! It all makes sense!

>>31707216
He is the hero this thread deserves.

>>31705591
>>31705591
>>31705591

whoever wrote this, please, PLEASE don't stop
i'm savin up for a fleshlight, i think i might do my first fap
with this fic
just know this anon, you made ME happy, very happy, i hope you feel proud and don't kill yourself in the woods

>>31707216
All aboard the crazy bus!

>>31706675
I think I'll have to write another, completely nonsensical story for that idea, it's too good.
I haven't been able to stop thinking about Blackjack and it's made writing Littlepip kinda hard

>>31707230
>>31707209

But does it have the guts to be RAINBOW'S PET!?

>>31706960
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missed one, oh well

>>31707239
But can he be the an hero this thread needs?

if this autismal spam race continues in thwe next thread i swear i'm reportiing both of you like fist of the north star

anyway, ponies. Did anything crop up about the new episode, other than what we allready know?

>>31707232
>chest breasts

Fuck you, breasts can sag as much as they want.

>>31707254
On the next episode of My Little Pony: Celestia's various organs compete to be Rainbow Dash's pet

>>31707244
man, your post depressed me

>>31707266
sadly not. I even forgot the synopsis

>>31707244
>that feel when nobody will ever say this about something you made
feels bad, man

>>31707269
...What did I say that was anti-sag? All breasts sag at least a little, it's gravity.

Hell, that's the only thing I like about King-Cheetah's work, the breasts are affected by gravity.

>>31706980

>>31707078
>tofurkey

>>31707269
Mah niggah!

>>31707292
HEY, in a world where everyone's vegetarian, maybe it's not drek.

>>31706994

>>31707292
>Ponyburgers

Has anyone made any pony RPG games in like, RPGmaker, or hell, even flash yet?

I want to have Bard Pinkie Pie and Red Mage Rarity.

>>31707285
just gotta work at it, bro. Half of its the desire for self improvement, the other half is jealousy at seeing other gettin their dicks sucked and wanting some of that.

course, catch 22 is that once you get to their level, the standard of people suckin your dick is far below what you deserve so you leave.

>>31707305
AJ EAT PORK!
Or its just my idea.

postan moar ponies

>>31707249
A Blackjack is fine too.

As long as it's brutal.

>>31707317
Wouldn't rarity be a healer, since shes generosity and all?

>>31707244
Indeed, I liked it too.
>>31707285
Well I can never be sure which anon you are.
And I'm not going to be buying a fleshlight anytime soon so I can't tell whether or not I'm going to use a certain fic for the first run.

>>31707006

>>31707336
Ponies you say?

>>31707332
Someone made that ham sandwich for a reason

>>31707342
Rarity is a duelist.

>>31707293
Realistic breasts are so underated.

They're just about the only reason I still follow Disco's tumblr

>>31707342
If anything, Fluttershy fits cleric better.

Rarity used a scale as a sword and she's adept in magic. She'd really be more suited for red mage.

>>31707028

>>31707347
I'm the anon who's trying to write shit to give some small entertainment back to MLPG, after taking so much, and what do you want I will try and write it

>>31707366
Fluttershy is a druid obviously.

>>31707292
Hey now, in a world with all vegetarians, tofurkey may not be drek.

Like, say, Rarity and Applejack's first family Thanksgiving.

>>31707357
I thought we agreed Rarity is a marksman and Rainbow Dash is a duelist?

>>31707381
>inb4 it starts up again because you had to be an idiot and bring it up

>>31707383
Oh please go on! Is mac on the head of the table?

>>31707387
No we didnt.

>>31707382
I like the idea of her as a ranger, but a druid would fit more I suppose.

>>31707382

PONIES

>>31707043
well, i wanted to report it but 4chan said my job was done

oh well

>>31707402
Some people see AJ as the ranger but i like warrior AJ with a shield and sword.

>>31707381
>Well at least it can't get any worse

>>31707378
Fluttershy and that cuddling contest fic

ANY Pinkie first/second person that isn't hurr Grimderp
To go to sleep and not have to walk to school tomorrow, but that can't be solved by writing.

>>31707382
We need a cleric then. I don't think any pony other than her could do the job.

Applejack is probably a brawler of some kind, Dash is probably the generic spiky haired protagonist, Twilight is the black mage, and Pinkie is the bard. I doubt any of the rest of them would even know how to go about healing.

>>31707378
I second >>31707419
Cuddling contest, oh god.

>>31707378
can you write me a story about blues overcoming a crippling addiction to something or other in a heartwarming conclusion with unspecified characters being his helpers or something

>>31707419
I like all three of those ideas, I'll give it some thought and then see what I can do

>>31707072
i wondered what you'd do after z
i have to say, i'm disappointed in you

>>31707399
Applejack, because Rarity wants to prove she can TOO cook savory food for a crowd.

Applejack thinks it's hilarious and waits for the fire alarm to go off. She makes enough pies beforehand to make sure at least there's enough food for everyone's dessert.

She gets along well with Rarity's dad Dan talking up college football with Mac, trying to stifle giggles every time Rarity starts wailing about her cooking going awry with Sweetie Belle 'helping.'

>>31707426
no because that would require him to go through a lot of pain and hurt and I don't want to do that to a pony

>>31707419
>Fluttershy and that cuddling contest fic

Hi, that's me actually. I'd continue it if I had any real idea how to properly write sex. Not being a virgin would help.

>>31707422
In my opinion they are:
Applejack: Warrior sword and shield, she is the tank.
Pinkie: The bard
Dash and Fluttershy: Barbarian and druid, in my head pegasus are like barbarian tribes when they are humans, FS is the healer.
Twilight: Mage ofc.
Rarity: Duelist.

>>31707338

>that screenshot

Which ep. is that from?

pone

>>31707452
I'm leaning more toward Final Fantasy classes though. I feel like you're trying to do WoW.

>>31707448
Link me to it, I might be able to do something.

But no promises.

I mostly just want to read it.

>>31707441
All this sounds hillarious.

>>31707459
The Cutie Pox

>>31707459
Cutie Pox

>>31707448
>implying I know enough to find inaccuracies in it anyway
The thing is, people aren't looking for "realism" here, they're looking for the ideal. If you don't know the specifics, keep them vague and keep your explicit descriptions to other areas, the human imagination is an amazingly powerful thing

>>31707447
but he comes out the other side a richer and stronger colt because of it. He beats his demons and proves himself to his father or something and they lovingly make up their differences and he leads a happy life from then on

plus it'd be a challenge and any apsirin writer needs ambition.

good luck

>>31707471
Im not a fan of FF but i dont play wow either, they are no bards or barbarians in wow.

>>31707475
no rapedolphiler, the idea wasn't to rape her

>>31707441
>because Rarity wants to prove she can TOO cook savory food for a crowd.

How good is she?

>>31707463
Nightmare moon is going to rape Twilight Bus

Does this mean there isn't an RPG? Even a half assed one?

>>31707357

Twilight Sparkle - Wizard

Rarity - Artificier

Pinkie Pie - Bard

Rainbow Dash - Barbarian

Fluttershy - Cleric with the domains healing and Moe

Applejack - Fighter

Trixie - Arcane Trickster

Lyra - Bard

Bon Bon - Candymacer

>>31707475
"Stroke me here instead," she whispers as she uses her pink tail to move your hand from her wings to her flank. Her behavior startles you and you want to protest, this is supposed to be a NON-SEXUAL cuddling contest! But her nibbling on your ear and the feel of the warmth and curviness of her flank silences you. Your pants steadily begin to tighten, and her moving from your ear to lovingly gaze into your eyes makes you want her more and more. Then, she uses a hind leg to slowly take off your pants...

Sorry bro, she isn't humanized.

>>31707512
No. Go make one yourself or just request art for whatever you want.

>>31707338
I would treat BJ brutally

I've been wanting to treat Lil'pip lovingly, I wasn't sure that's what you wanted and I've been apprehensive, trying to write around that. Sorry this has been taking too long

>>31707492
but in order to really do the idea justice and not feel like a cop-out, it'd have to be very lengthy, and "Blues recovers from an addiction!" isn't a heavy enough plot point to carry something over in-universe months. That's not a story, it's a series of novels.

>>31707448
its awkward and tiring

>>31707512
theres a couple in progress. they are making headway slowly

>>31707502
Based on the Sisterhood episode her intense perfectionism means making something as simple as eggs-over-easy takes forever and provides any number of opportunities for things going BADLY.

A multiple-dish meal, Jesus, it's gonna be a bloodbath.

>>31707514
>Rarity - Artificier
I dont know what this is.

>Fluttershy - Cleric with the domains healing and Moe
But clerics dont have a bond with the animals.

>>31707483
>>31707484

Thanks bros.

>>31707526
>NON-SEXUAL cuddling contest
I hope the signs make that explicit, because then I can imagine the reasons why they had to put that on the sign

>>31707526
Darn.

>>31707544
I dont think she can cook a tukey, this is a job for Applejack.

>>31707558
You really thought the whole prehensile tail idea would work on a humanized fic?

There will never be a Scootaloo episode

>>31707592
Not to mention the whole wings and flank thing.

>>31707609

You say this like it's a bad thing.

>>31707609
One day she will have a episode and her family will be there.

>>31707592
Well I didn't know prehensile tail was part of it. I hadn't read it yet.

Though it wouldn't be too hard to rewrite into human terms.

>>31707535
you could still do it, mang

I dare you to write this

>>31707615
I mean, really the whole idea of a cuddling contest rests on them being ponies

>>31707581
Well, so far we haven't seen them eat out-and-out meat, so it'd be other things, but yes, I think this is a Job for Applejack -- which is exactly why Applejack thinks this "let me prove my cooking" thing is so hilarious.

Next year Rarity will be the gracious hostess and Applejack will be the cook 'with the mostest.'

>>31707526
how does she use her hind leg to take your pants off? does she just kick the shit out of them or something?

Oh fuck I laughed, Fuck Junji Ito and his damn comics though...

>>31707534
If you're writing for the audience (me), it's all brutality, all the time, all day long. The worse the better for me.

If you're writing for you, fuck, you're the best judge of what you want (du'h).

But hey, all I have to show for all this begging and groveling for a fic, I've got a haiku to show for it. I'd suck your dick for a proper fapfic, no matter the nature. And yes, I know of the Pip/Homage fic, but ew, uncorrupted love.

>>31707627
>dare
but now I have to do it! Damn you!
You'll hear from me 6 chapters in when the updates dry up because I've lost the will to continue, and it adds another entry to the list of forever uncompleted fanfictions

>>31707512
There is a fan-made Savage Worlds module.
It's a bit lacking thou.

>>31707637
What about her parents and AJ?

>>31707653
Oh god this is great.
I fucking love Ito.

>>31707548

Artificier is an Eberron class focused on making stuff, also hilariously broken due to its potential to have all the magic items, ever.

As for Fluttershy and cleric, i choose that just for the domain joke, there are nature worshiping clerics.

Of course Druid fits better, hmmm...., now that i think of it, i believe it is possible for druids to get domains in Pathfinder.

>>31707647
She's very dextrous with her hooves. Or you're just wearing sweatpants that are easy to slip off. It's open to interpretation. That's more bad writing on my part though, didn't really think it through.

>>31707675
Her parents really like Applejack, as she's so down to Earth and maybe their daughter's finally found someone that'll 'calm her down.' Everyone's pretty much let Rarity to her own devices 'proving herself as a chef', but not unkindly.

(Everyone brought a little 'potluck' dish for when the inevitable THANKSGIVING IS RUIIIIINNNNNED wail rises from the kitchen, even Applebloom - who isn't so bad at making soufflé, as it turns out.)

>>31707662
welcome to my world in february.

Still, its practice and god knows you need.

I got faith.

Who knows, it could be a second FO:E

nah, but seriously you may as well

>>31707703
listen to the man. terse knows his stuff

also I met up with producer fella again and robbed a bunch of lovely lovely samples off of him. Some famous drummers (i forget the name ) and other recordings of big band he did in his bedroom (?)

just in case you're interested

>>31707721
>hoof teeth

>>31707647
I suppose if they were sweatpants...
Jeans might be a bit hard though...

>>31707721
... She has teeth on her legs?

>>31707721
sexy.

>>31707738
>even Applebloom - who isn't so bad at making soufflé

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CHIEFS YAY!

>>31707721
ahaha you deleted it

>>31707752
I suppose you're more likely to wear something baggy and loose-fitting to a hugging competition

So, does Twilight go and read horrible fanfictions when she thingks nobody's looking?

>I must kill the humens
>no Lyra you are the humens
>and then lyra was a humen

>>31707738
Do this with Pinkie and her family.

>>31707721
Terse you crazy

>Be told that watching ponies and having a sfw icon is obsessing over ponies and being a pedophile.
>By a furry.
>Furries, who by definition engage in bestiality.
>Don't fetishize ponies at fucking all.

Something's fucking wrong here.

>>31707785
>read
she writes it. Horrible, horrible self insert slashficiton with Celestia. And Luna. At the same time.

>>31707740
Unfortunately, there was no gap between the two posts, so I had to delete them both. But the same thing still applies - timeskips. Hastily contrived, especially. Easiest method.
Sounds good to me, man, and I'd love to hear more, but best to send me an e-mail about it rather than clog up the generals.

>>31707746
>>31707755
>>31707768
>>31707776
Original post, obviously, was something along the lines of "teeth". And hey, if the guy can make it work, let him try! It's sexier than hands anyway. Or, for you guys, hooves. And of course I don't mean hooves. Change TO teeth. Sillies!

>>31707721
quoting a Terse derp

>>31707805
They obviously just haven't noticed their sexy curves and beautiful faces yet

>>31707795
That might be interesting, as long as I get to continue from this.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yBC1F4zYLL24LDARlO0ulPOGUTOWl1BjvoUdiBjBzVs/edit?authkey=CM2et7s
H

>>31707805
>Something's wrong here.

">Furries, who by definition engage in bestiality."

Oh hey, I found it!

>>31707808
You do know we are talking about Clop here, right?

>>31707536
>theres a couple in progress. they are making headway slowly
Any notable ones like the Mane6 fighting game?

>>31707827
I dont have access to read this.

>>31707815
>>31707797
double posting is, like, the lamest thing i could possibly do. you don't need to see my name and trip twice in two posts, simple as that. i always delete both and repost as a single if an error like that occurs.

>>31707831
Oh, okay, no worries, then. I thought this was the hugging competition?

>>31707805
It's funny how furries are so wrapped up in their rage over ponies on their usual websites that they fail to see their hypocrisy.

>>31707863
The idea was that Fluttershy got a little too intimate and got the two of you thrown out, giving you the rest of the town all to yourselves

>>31707800
Anyone?

>>31707855
Hmm, lemme make a short-term pastebin for you.

>>31707827
Cant read this, what is it?

>>31707863
>Oh, okay, no worries, then. I thought this was the hugging competition?

It is, it was a random topic in a general once asking who would win in a cuddling contest. I said I'd enjoy cuddling with Fluttershy, and some anon replied to my scenario and made it more... intimate, so I made a little ficlet about it.

>>31707880
>THERE ARE PONIES NEXT TO MY HERMAPHRODITIC DRAGONS I MUST SHOW THE ARTIST MY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>31707906
>>31707855
Here's a pastebin. It's set to expire in 24 hours or so.

http://pastebin.com/xEdqz8UX

>>31707949
Oh, and, uh, this was the song I was listening to when I wrote it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYNM6SjD_o

I wonder if ponies have country music versus industrial techno.

>>31707806
>My Little Immortal, chapter 1
>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx666xxxxxxxxxx
>Tara Dimentia Raven Sparkle
>proceed to ramble about what the character looks like and what she's wearing
>end chapter
>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx666xxxxxxxxxx, again

I have successfully wrote thsi fanfiction for you

>>31707880
This was in a game that had no furry models in it besides maybe Warwick.

And I was told that they're pedo ponies.

Furries try to justify liking animals, while like a child's cartoon show is pedophilia. I don't fucking get it.

>>31707657
Alright I'll write something for us in time, but damn I have to go

>>31707949
Not a big fan of Cotavia is Pinkie sister but that fic is nice.

can someone explain to me why i am alive?

I AM LOUD
I AM ANONYMOUS
I AM YOUR NEW GOD
GET ON THE FLOOR
AND BOW TO ME!

>>31708059
Go to bed GLaDOS.

>>31708059
because
>rape

>>31707990
Tara Sparks (As her friends called her all the time because it was really cute and it made her blush) walked into ponyville library, her diamond-studded hoofshoes glittering as the light from her glowing tiara bounced off them, filling the room with an amazing glow and alerting everybody to her prescence

her purple flowing dress, covered in stars (Completely scientifically accurate, of course) draped over her perfect body, fitting like she was born wearing it. Her necklace, each link in the chain one of the 7 elements of harmony (the 6 ones before plus Tara's element of beauty), rested on her chest, bouncing forward with every step she took. All eyes were on her, including that of her princess - Celestia, who's gaze rested there for just a little longer than she would have stared at anypony else

I'm so sorry

>>31708059
because you're worth life, clearly.

>>31708053
Ehh, it was all the rage when I was writing that.

I wonder how many decorations Twilight has for Hearth Warming up in the Library attic. I imagine the whole town has their public decorations stored there and Town Hall.

> cue the crazy Week Twilight's going to have the week after Thanksgiving, public works guys coming in and out to get all of the wreaths and lights.

i suppose this is a perfect moment to tell you im gay /co/
gay for ponies and men
is this ok

>>31708059

>>31708059
>implying there is a substantial difference between alive and dead

You are the universe.
And the universe is.