Does Pinkie ever sleep?`

IN THIS THREAD: WE'RE BRINGING RAPE BACK

Again with the topics.

>>31703489
NO

>>31703476
Hoppopppo, why don't you use your imagination at least once?

>RAPE

Happy Thanksgiving, you jive turkeys!

>>31703489
once the pills stop working she passes out

>>31703489
Never. Even if she sleeps with someone, she spends the whole night hugging them and watching them sleep, waiting for them to wake up.

>>31703498
>implying people read the topic

Fuck this, I'm getting Boston Market.

I AM GIVING THANKS FOR RAPE!

>>31703504
Would you rape me, Anonymous?

>>31703510
>>31703496
>>31703489

I made a thing.

>rape

>>31703505
should i be preparing my anus?

>>31703498
Nobody ever pays attention to the topic anyway.

Happy Thanksgiving Pony General

>>31703516
I read it
And I'm sad when there isn't one

You make me sad
WHAT WOULD PINKIE THINK ABOUT YOU?

>>31703476
wtiuahyiugaiu
I never knew gomigomiponi finished Bonbon!
/saved

>>31703489
No.

>>31703523
obviously
>>31703528
and i would rape the fuck out of that too

>>31703514
Oh god

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

WOULD YOU RUB PINKIE PIE'S BELLY AND CALL HER A GOOD GIRL?

New topic, Are the ponies all communists? Why do they always need a maternal figure to guide them? And why do they have mass panic attacks from the littlest of things?

>>31703552
OH GOD THE DOLPHINS ARE BACK

>>31703557
Only if she stops standing like that.

>>31703557
Not if she was anthro.
Otherwise, yes.
And then again, with my tongue, and calling her a bad girl

>>31703556
BUT I DON'T WANNA SMILE!

so yeah... why are we still in this fandom?

>>31703552
Please don't rape me.

I am so pure and virginal.

>>31703506
Fuck you, I'm not American

>>31703539
I DUNNO BUT WE'RE BOTH PINK SO I GUESS IT'S OKAY???????????

>>31703572
the fucking fuck

>>31703557

Of course

>>31703571
But its thanksgiving! Eat and be happy!

Which pony would drug and mind break the main cast, and make them into sex slaves?

EVERYBODY'S GETTING RAPED!

>>31703561
>eek eek eek eek eek
>rape

>>31703581
NO SHE IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU HOPPIP
PINKIE IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND ONLY YOU

>>31703580
>Not American
>Posts Applejack

>>31703595

>>31703608
that is disgusting

>>31703597
NO I DON'T WANT THE RAPE CAVES
ANYTHING BUT THE RAPE CAVES

>>31703577
>pure
>posts in 4chan
that can't be right... One does not simply Stay Pure while going through threads. Their virgin eyes would encounter something horrible 99% of the time.

>>31703608
Applejack not american she's southern-ponyvillien

>>31703595
Applejack.

>>31703572
AWW YEAH THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO SEE RIGHT THERE

>>31703572
I have nothing better to do right now.

>>31703602

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT 4CHANX JUST SAT THERE AND DIDN'T REFRESH FOR TEN GODDAMN MINUTES

>>31703612
Scootaloo wouldnt be able to open the child safe pill containers.

>>31703557

Of course I would, silly

>>31703644
shut the fuck up

>>31703647

I want to rape Hoppoppop can I?

>>31703608
>>31703626
The typical Stereotype of Hicks/farmers coming from TX.

>>31703644
same thing with 4chan plus...mhh

>>31703626
Now all I can imagine is that their accents shift so suddenly that someone living in the South of Ponyville would have a southern accent and the North side would have a New England accent.

>>31703626
Applejack is as American as apple pie

>>31703557
I'd do it non sexually

>>31703557
Probably, but she'd just giggle.

You fuckers have finally broken me, I guess... Sorry.

I'd much rather rub Fluttershy's belly. She'd blush horribly, and cover her face with her hands, and I'd sneak my own hands a bit higher, dragging her shirt up with them. She'd be too embarassed to realize until her breasts were completely exposed, then let out a startled yelp and try to pull her shirt back down. I'd grab her wrists, of course, and hold them over her head with one hand until I can fish the handcuffs out of my pocket...

>>31703557
would you rub pinkie pies penis and call her a good dickboy?

>>31703644
Yeah apparently the latest Nightly update changed something and 4chanX can't autorefresh
I'm using opera for the moment

>>31703647
Fuck you she's scootaloo she can do as much heroin as she wants.

>>31703489
>Does Pinkie ever sleep?`
Pinkie can only sleep with Mr.Cake's dick buried to the hilt inside her.

>>31703663
WE ALL CAN AND WILL

>>31703659
>that feel when you want to take that fudge in your fingers, squash it up a little bit, and then start to feed her the little pieces as she licks them off of your fingers as wiggles on the ground

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330647340103
>paint screencap
>make monies

>>31703685
it's been working fine for me

except at the end of the LAST thread

>>31703682
Seriously, no.
No.
Nononono.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>31703682
I TOLD YOU I WAS BRINGING RAPE BACK

>>31703557
only if she's been a good girl. rewards must serve a purpose, they must be specifically rewards, or they promote a negative attitude.

>>31703689
Sure she can. But uh oh, its on the top shelf and theres no ladder. Too bad shes so short and cant fly for crap

>this thread

>>31703703
>starting bid
>$25
That's not bad

>>31703722
Finally this person's making sense.

>>31703703
>0 bids
and long may it stay that wayhopefully

>>31703716
But she's like a child, and children are fun to spoil.

>>31703682
>Going up
>Breasts
>Fluttershy
>Communists

>>31703682
>that feel when she still giggles even though you've tied her up
>that feel when she uses her free legs to wrap around your body and start to thrust back
>that feel when no matter how hard you try you can't rape her

>>31703663
only if you bring your sweetie belle wig

>>31703732
stupid thats the starting price

>>31703703
>703703
Anyways, this is something i'd see happen at anime cons...

happy ponesgiving
let us all give thanks for ponies this day
thank you ponies

>>31703734
PEPSI AND COCA COLA TASTE THE SAME!

>>31703750
That's Pinkie.

>>31703747
Humanized or bust!

...Humanized for bust? Ponies don't have much when it comes to breasts.

>>31703750
>Try to rape Pinkie
>She rapes you instead

>>31703761
man hopopo gets al the good gets

Party?

>>31703716
See, terse knows his stuff about training sapient ponies to be your pets in any way you desire

>>31703753

>>31703768
If someone rapes you, you just rape them right back

>>31703768
WE'RE ALL GETTING RAPED!

>>31703782
IN MY PANTS!

>>31703763
You...you...!

>>31703768
>rapist walks away feeling violated

How terrible.

>>31703700

>then she'd snuggle up to you, nuzzle your cheek and fall asleep in your arms, full and happy

>>31703795
y u no make reu draw faster?

>>31703782
>party inside pinkie

>>31703763
Mexican Coca Cola is best Coke

>>31703768
>both of you are raping each other
>and then you try to hug each other against each other's will
>and then the child forces you to get married

Daily dose of SMILE SMILE SMILE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iaXqItRMOQ

>>31703768
I'm ok with this

I just found out that Bestiality is legal in my country.

Do you think there are places where farmers will rent out mares so that you can fuck them?

>>31703813
>but not before looking away from you and lightly burping, before snuggling even closer and wrapping her tail around your legs, keeping your whole body warm with her

>>31703813
>Pinkie
>Falling asleep
>Ever

>>31703774
sometimes i wish i was Hopipe

On an unrelated note, Duke's Archive is a horrible place and I hate being alone there.

>Fanfiction

>this thread
>rape
Funny, I can't get it to stand even for really playful play-rape anymore after watching MLP

>>31703827
> Cuddling fluttershy so she can fight crime

>>31703815
>obligatory "Whack your frosting filled pony rod into my party button"

>>31703861
Always bet on the Duke!

>>31703859
She pretends. For you. Closes her eyes and holds still, and imagines party plans in her head for a few hours.

>>31703814
drawing is hard

>>31703753
HEY THATS ME! you whore!

>>31703861
IMO crystal cave is much worse that Dukes.

Fuck that blue slab.

>>31701875
>she can sometimes make people laugh. Maybe.

That's something I noticed too. Pinkie wants to make her friends smile. The way she goes about this is by providing them with music, tasty food and drink, colourful decorations, games, and group hugs. AKA: parties.

But other than parties, there's very little she does to make her friends laugh. Fuck, even when she dresses up in various costumes and sings them a birthday invitation, they can't even manage a simple smile.

>>31703850
just go on some bestiality forums

>>31703850

You should propably ask the police, they propably know.

>>31703882
You can do it, Reu!

>>31703880
You tellin' me, sister.

>>31703880
Just draw half-assed sketches in 15 minutes and call it good.

>>31703822
DIABETES FUEL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I-754katVI&feature=channel_video_title

Just spreading round the news. Wasnt asked to, just felt like it.

Also, some applejack love!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=nOzgA3IzjM8

>>31703743
True, and I would certainly spoil my children, but at the same time, discipline must be firm and well-applied in order to raise them properly. When they're good, they'll get the best, but when they're bad, they will fear the worst. You know? I'm no liberal parent. I don't believe in hitting children, ever, but I do believe in proper discipline. It's what my parents did for me.

>>31703787
shit, dude, you know i'm the best at it. i would have pony dependants were they a thing you could have.

>>31703814
apparently, drawing is hard. but i'm trying! should have two more updates by the end of today, with luck.

>>31703881
RAPE FOR EVERYONE!

>>31703872
I know that feel. I find Pinkie going in for play-rape just because her partner likes it really cute, but nothing down there
which is funny because Pinkie usually has no trouble raising the flag

>>31703911
>See the word brony
>ctrl+w

>>31703911
you!

I want to kill and rape you in the worst way possible!

>>31703915
Rape the fabric!

>>31703906
WHY IS PINKIE BUILDING HOUSES

>>31703915
Fine but you better have a squeaky voice when you wear the wig.ab

>>31703882

I just wish my summon sign did something else that sit pretty on the floor...

Goddamn it where is everyone?

>>31703906
Y
M
C
A

>>31703913
>don't believe in hitting children
my parents smacked my bottom maybe once or twice, and always made far more of a show of it than actual physical contact, but it sure as fuck gave me a good deterrent to doing stupid shit

>>31703557
>anthro

Let's do this thing!

>>31703923
Why not reverse that order, I don't think you can rape the dead.

Not unless science does something about it!

>>31703939
Pinkie is a canon engineer and architect.

>>31703947
No, fuck you
give me pony or nothing

>>31703903
That sounds like JJ in streams.

>>31703920
>doesn't know what ctrl+w does
>tests it

fuck you

>>31703947
>anthro

>>31703942
yeah, about that...

>>31703903
but I am a perfectionist

>>31703964
Well what the fuck did you expect?

>>31703950
She is a liar and a traitor to the empire. Take her away!

would you defeat a pony

>>31703975
Do perfect half-assed sketches, intentionally.

>MFW I always tell all my friends that I'd hate a hyperactive girl and just want someone calm
>MFW I want Pinkie as mai waifu.

>>31703945
Yeah, but the fear of it was always enough for me. I just don't like hitting. I guess it's because I'm extremely heavy-handed and strong, and I wouldn't want to be hit - why pass that on? They do say these typical patterns of upbringing replicate themselves and whatnot. Don't want to breed hitters or anything. And I definitely wouldn't want to dampen Pinkie's joyous nature with violence, you know?

>>31703974
FINE! You better have a squishy marshmallow butthole.

>>31703947

>>31703827

>>31703964
>that feel when your time is spent pretty much equally between windows and linux, where control-w is standardised as "close" and "delete word"

I lose a paragraph of text so fucking often

Can I sleep in your bed tonight onii-chan?

>>31703947
Yeah ok.

>>31703999
Drop the wapanese first.

>>31703996

>>31703983
No one can beat me in Marvel vs Capcom!

>>31703996
MAY THE BEST VAG WIN

>>31703943
What SL are you?

>>31703949

>you can't rape the dead

>>31704014

>>31704021
Rainbow Dash's head is not a vagina you faggot monglord.

>>31704017
>Marevel vs. Clopcom

>>31704041
then why the lol am i sticking my penis into it?

>>31703992
Fear is good enough, my niece is a fucking bastard but he always behave in my house because he knows i can beat him but i have never hit him.

humanized pinkie always looks sunburnt to me

>>31704035

>>31704046
HAHA YOU SO FUNNY

>>31703992
Well, I just mean, I don't that it's as binary a thing as "no hitting|beating your kids", it's just a tool - and an effective one, at that. You wouldn't use it if Pinkie were being too active, you'd do it if she stole all of the cookies out of the cookie jar and then lied about it while she had the crumbs all over her chest, and even then it'd just be the threat.

And then when she'd apologised, you'd hold her close and tell her it's okay - what she did was wrong, it was stealing, and it was lying, but if she doesn't do it again, everything's okay. And she'd look into your eyes, and then hug you back, while burying her head in your neck and saying a muffled "I love you, daddy"

>>31703947
did she get a balloon tattoo to hide her varicose veins?

>>31704052
>niece
>him
..um

Fuck I'm sleepy.

This is my spirit animal.

>>31704052
>niece
>he

>>31704060
WHY

>>31704060

WHICH PONY WOULD YOU VIOLENTLY ASSAULT?

>>31704041
Dash's head is a cannon penis

>>31704048
because it's sexy

>>31704048
Because your suck too many dicks lol

>>31704069
I know that feel.

>>31704076
None.

>>31704076
Rarity, she probably has valuable gem I could steal

>>31704066
I derp, nephew.

>>31704075
>animeface

>>31704094
seconding this

>>31703991
you know, shes not only hyper... shes fat too. Do you know how many cupcakes she eats? A fuckton, thats how many. Theres no way shes nice a slim. I guarantee she has a pudge belly on her. Ever wonder why her nose looks different from every()ony elses? ...its resembles a pig. Shes not a chicken, Shes A PIG!! OINK OINK!!

>>31704075

>>31704076
Dash. As part of an agreed, friendly competition between peers

>>31704076
I would punch Applejack in the snout to assert dominance.

fuck this shit im going back to /a/

>>31704075
Some people should just get their arms amputated...

Infact, if that was the law, Deviantart would be actually fun to browse.

>>31704054
Why do you think Pinkie is pink when the rest of her family is so bland?

They forced her to work out in the hot sun for much longer

>>31704094
>Gems
>Valuabe
Nigga, did you see how easy there were to find in the show?

>>31704048
>>31704083
becuz becuz grammah becuzbecuz mouth pusseh

>>31704107
She bounces around enough to burn most of it off. She's a little chubby, but that just makes her softer

>>31704127
only if you have da magicks though

>>31704121
Because pone.

>>31704127
In my mind its like Sliders and I jump back to our world and sell them for a mint

>>31704108

>>31704127
They could be more valuable in our universe

>>31704107

>Do you know how many cupcakes she eats? A fuckton, thats how many. Theres no way shes nice a slim. I guarantee she has a pudge belly on her.

And that's a bad thing why?

>>31704130
heh heh heh
you said pussy

>>31704063
>vericose

>>31704107
But she pretty much moves 24/7.

>>31704130
Fuck off back to FA you miserable overweight shitstain.

>>31704107
Pinkie got that cushion for that pushin.

my penis is writing a fanfiction

>>31704144
reported.

>>31704132
Applejack is my favorite, but this imagery makes me want to cuddle with pinkie. Pinkie and flutter are the best cuddlers i imagine.

>>31704147
because it means you couldn't carry her in your arms while she stares up with a smile on her face, and her tail brushing against your lower back as she cranes her back to try and kiss you
She'd fail, but you can meet her halfway

>>31704151
Even when standing still, she vibrates at an ultra high frequency. Certain species of dog can hear Pinkie standing

>>31704178
can you report yourself for being a shitposter too?

>>31704191
>vibrating Pinkie Pie

>>31704167
You mean life for a pillow fight?

>>31704062
True, and I don't treat it as a binary either. However, much like a power drill with a tendency to short-circuit, it's a tool I'd rather not use, and never fear my offspring use, either. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't work, and from what work I've done with families that hit, I can see its failure in action.

In fact, I'd much rather Pinkie know she never need fear the hand of God in the home - rather, I'd have her fear said god's true wrath. When I find her with a hoof scrabbling around in the cookie jar, lips twisted into an expression of vexation as she paws through the fruits and vegetables hidden inside, I don't want her to see me, scream, and fall. I want to see her big, beautiful eyes widen, whether in dismay, apprehension or surprise, and to see that consternation turn into a gorgeous matching smile as she pulls her hoof out of the jar, clutching an apple, shouts "Daddy, you're here" and bounds down from the high stool she's standing on tiphooves on, across the room, into my awaiting arms. I'd rather hold her as she exudes joy, sharing that comfort, softly running my hands through her mane as she excitedly prattles into my ear about how she's sorry she tried to go through the cookie jar and will never do it again, and I long for the feeling that I know I can trust her not to do so, because she's my faithful child and once she's learned her lesson, I need only lightly punish her to teach it.

>>31704191
>constantly vibrating pinkie
Well, hello there, penis.

>>31704191
>you are now aware that this is how Winona knows when it's time for the weekly pet playdate

>>31704185
You can't carry any of the ponies in your arms. They are all about 3 feet tall and all have a good amount of weight on them from basic equine muscle structure. Plus, it would be awkward to carry a 4 legged pony in your arms. Have you ever carried a medium sized dog around before? It just feels weird.

Of the 7 episodes so far, which are better than their S1 counterparts?

IMO the only one where S1 wins is Dragonshy vs. May the Best Pet Win.

>>31704237
The pilots.
The fucking pilots.

>>31704150
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicose_veins
tripfags are fucking stupid

>>31704237
Pretty much the same. Lesson Zero only marginally ekes out a win because it's paired with The Ticket Master, though.

>>31704260
Stop the presses!

>>31704217
Indeed.
Makes me frustrated there aren't any 1st/2nd person fics about her

>>31704237
I agree with you Jim.

>>31704260

>>31704270
On the other hand Applebuck Season has the misfortune of being paired with Luna Eclipsed, which is my favorite episode of S2 by far. ABS is still my third favorite episode overall.

>>31704278
>1rst person Pinkie fic
>Ice King: ITS JUST CRAZY CRAZY IN YOUR FACE ALL THE TIME

>>31703633
that is going to be beutaaaaayfull
>>31703820
lol i know, gunna buy some whit the ladypony later

dance tiem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1HjXZfpbY

>>31704214
Certainly it's a tool that can be misused, and I agree that there are an awful lot of causes where it is, and furthermore I'm not sure I trust myself with it (though I certainly wouldn't trust myself with any child yet), but it's hardly necessarily the weapon of terror you make it out to be - in your scenario there's the important difference that she never lied about it. That's something that needs a much larger reaction, and the fear of something that, in actuality, is nowhere near as bad as she believes, is a relatively harmless tool to do that quickly and without any actual harm done to anybody.

Of course, in both scenarios, the bigger problem is that she wants a cookie and doesn't feel like she can ask for it - so I'd have to get her a cookie, and then, while she holds it in her little hooves and ecstatically nibbles at the edges, her mouth beaming, I'd talk to her, and tell her it's okay to ask for things. Maybe I'll say no, but if I do, it's for her own good, because I love her, and sometimes that means she can't have things that she wants, because they aren't good for her. But that day isn't today, she can have the cookie all to herself - but she should savour it, slowly taking little bites out of it, rather than just eating it down in one go. It's much nicer that way.

>>31704234
Yes, it was adorable. Admittedly I probably couldn't have carried on for *too* long, but I'm hardly the fittest person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIP6zCis2RQ&feature=related

It's been too long since I've seen a Haddaway video remix.

>dat head bobbin'

>>31704278
>that feel when you want to write one, but are waiting for inspiration/advice
one day she'll be mine, anonymous
one day

>>31704237

Fluttershy x Gilda!

My favourite ship!

Yay!

>>31704234
You could carry them on your shoulders, holding their legs across your chest, like a goat.

>>31704327
You post it being ironic, but it's true.

>>31704335
What kinda advice?

>>31704327
>Rainbow Dash shirt

Well no fucking wonder. Choose a better pony next time, chump!

>>31704344
>Pinkie Pie getting carried fireman style
I want this on my desk yesterday!

MMMM PONY FARTS

>>31704369
Brones only use Dash shirt.

>>31704357
writing mostly, I've had the basic idea of wanting to do it for a while, but I want to do it justice

>>31704335
>waiting for inspiration

Never do that. Even if you have no ideas just start writing SOMETHING. Your brain is more primed to come up with ideas in work mode than in procrastination mode.

>>31704339

this makes absolutely no fucking sense.

>>31704339
>>31704339
>>31704339
NO FUCK THIS

Flutter doesnt need to subject herself to this kind of abusive relationship!! Gilda needs to be banished! Thats why Rainbow and Flutter are best friends now.

>>31704339
NO

>>31704344
but then she'd have no problem at all taking her head off of your shoulder and kissing you, saying thanks for letting her rest her aching legs, and just generally being so distracting you walk straight into a wall and end up falling over into the mud together
To which she'd giggle, and announce you'd have to carry her into the bath

>>31704374
Its how people carry small/medium sized herd animals.

BLACK FRIDAY YOU SEE ME
IN THE GIRL TOY ISLE
BUYING ALL THE PONY
HALF OFF, CHECK THE ADS
HALF OFF, THIS IS RAD.

You're in Ponyville.

All the ponies are afraid of you but one.

Snips wants to be your friend.

What do?

>>31704392
What if she have a abusive relationship with Dash?

>that feel when you will never have a Fluttershy as a pet.

>>31704429
>rape

>>31704387
I know what you mean, I guess what I'm talking about is a cross between time to plan and a flash of inspiration. God knows some of my classes are dull enough I have nothing better to think about.

>>31704435
>That feel when you realize that Fluttershy is sentient and that is slavery.

>>31704429
Kill snips.

>>31704435
>that feel when you don't want the responsibility of a pet, but wouldn't mind being her pet because she's clearly up to the task

>>31704429
....be friends with Snips?

I dont see the problem, he seems ok.

>>31704429
Tell him to buzz off, move into Everfree with Zecora.

>>31704429
Geld him, be heralded as a hero.

>>31704447
not if i treat her with care and feed her and bathe her and etc etc

>>31704429
Become a crime-fighting duo.

>>31704435
>A fluttershy

>>31704435

but it's nice to Imagen what it would be like.

Here's your Dashie, Anon.

>>31704237
Oh hell that's Iram for sure and I'm shooting this one as well.
>>31704339
God... how I love these.

>>31704468
the Fluttershy of the show is just one of the many Fluttershies that are found through all of Equestria

I'm gonna make that FiMchan thread for you miLes

>>31704435
>that feel when you will never have a Fluttershy as a friend

GUYS
Guys, idea
Wait for it.
If ponies were real... do you know how much money you could make if you
Whored ponies out to bronies?

>>31704471
I'd rainbow that Dash

>>31704471
>Dash in white face

I find this offensive!

>>31704470
What's the deal with this human fluttershy with a shaven head?

>>31704471
What the fuck is wrong with Dash, she's pale as shit.

>>31704468

The ponies on the show are all different breeds, like how there's different breeds of dogs.

>>31704471
Who are you and what have you done with Rainbow Dash?

>>31704482
You'd think they'd all have died off from all the more dominant animals

>>31704496
she has cancer

>>31704471
I like it when you draw pones

>>31704499
Like a skittle that's been sucked.

>>31704439
>that feel when you could completely stop going to class this semester, and not only would you still pass, but you'd prolly do better than a lot of the people in there

>>31704496
pyro shy, I believe

its a tumblr. not a bad one, in fact

>>31704517
I'd suck her skittles if you know what I mean

>>31704496
Eva explained it lately

>>31704447
>that feel when I've been spamming that feel every time ponies as pets comes up
>>31704439
I know that.
God damn it I thought I would keep it here, but yesterday, while walking to school, I started thinking about having Twilight as a waifu and what she'd think of the local weather.
I partly blame you if you wrote that Twilight hug/clopfic a while back

>>31704471
NICE JOB SIR!

>>31704523
My classes all have mandatory attendance bullshit. Miss X days and you auto-fail.

>>31704471
Your art is always so nice

>>31704517
well, now I'm wondering if I could suck the colour out of Dash
it'd be fun trying

>>31704471
I love it.
>>31704538
You. This weekend. Stream. please?

>>31704554
Hello, wallpaper.

>>31704544
pff same here... and of couse they are those classes which i'd rather never go and stop wasting my time

>>31704538
Their mane is like that because that's how it goes. In that sense of thinking, then all guys would have mohawks, which they dont not.

>>31704528
link me bro

>>31704538

>Fluttershy doing a Marceline

ew no

>>31704540
>that Twilight hug/clopfic a while back

link?

>>31704540
You think you have it bad? I'm far gone enough to write that shit, never mind just read it.
Imaging her reaction to really dull classes helps me get through the worst

>>31704506
A tumblr where she's a pyromaniac.
Better known as Pyroshy, Next xshy drama to go along with futashy?

>>31704573
>Fluttershy x Marceline

BRB WRITING FANFIC

>>31704576
http://pastebin.com/S5XEFGur
seriously, literally any criticism or feedback is appreciated

>>31704576
http://pastebin.com/S5XEFGur
Ha, I actually bookmarked it.

C'mon err'pony, flash them grills, flash them grills, flash them grills.

>>31704571
sorry man, I am a badly organized sack of shit and dont save anything.

found it on the tumblr linkboard though. you'll have to trawl EqD for it.

sorry brah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxoGmVjAsmE

Ten Million Fluttershys

>>31704603
WAIT WHAT?

>>31704544
I hate that shit. Some of these classes I could have literally skipped since the start of term because I've learned nothing at all.

>>31704577
And I appreciate that you do.

>>31704559
Every weekend I'm in home where I don't have proper rig to handle streaming.

...I could... eh... arright here I go. You know where to look. Massive distraction here I come to fight You![.spoilers]

>>31704471
Hey you! Have you already made that FiMchan thread?

The next time you feel like reading/writing a fanfiction, consider this; What would Celestia do?

>>31704610
>10 million Fluttershys
OH FUCK MY ROOM I CAN'T BREATHE

>>31704628
>ha hasn't and never will

>>31704608
http://askpyroshy.tumblr.com/

>>31704471

she needs

a penis

BIG OLD FLOPPY PONY DICK SPOOGING 'ERRYWHERE!

>>31704653
terse always save the day
in a sexual way

>every other drawfag gets more responses when they post new OC

>>31704643
I would suffocate or be crushed to death
but there are worse ways to go

>>31704603
hahahaha oh god

nobody ever waifufags applejack

which is ironic because she'd probably make the best and most stable girlfriend/wife out of the whole bunch

>>31704659
where's you name gone fagnig?

>>31704675
fuck that she's boring and orange
and nothing rhymes with her

>>31704675
That's because people who like Applejack are stable, balanced individuals who don't have waifus at all.

>>31704688

>>31704653
>http://askpyroshy.tumblr.com/
OH GREAT, ANOTHER GRIMDARK PONY TUMBLER. I guess every author of one of these starts with the thought process 'Oh, ponies. Hmm... Happy and joyful.. What if we made them SAD AND DEPRESSING! GENIUS!"

>>31704675
that's because she's boring, wouldn't be adorable or a fling to remember for your life, she'd just always be there for you, and never let you down.

She's not what we want - but she is what we need.

>>31704675
I like country girls

She could probably drink me under the talbe

>>31704694
i want to hear zecora say fuck now

>>31704675
>>31704675
Applejack is mai waifu~ And a my best friend is Fluttershy. ^_____^

>>31704706
do you mean drink your penis?

>>31704695
are you upset

Go back to your icepack/pinkie and fluttershy tumblrs faggot.

>>31704700
the hero that Ponyville deserves

>>31704700

who says she wouldn't be adorable? she just wouldn't be moe. you don't need to be moe to be adorable

>>31704711
Good one, you almost made me not like them out of shame.

>>31704515
>>31704547
Thanks! I was quite the lurker before I started drawing pones for you guys and I've always admired your drawings!

>>31704628
I..uh..>>31704645
I haven't made it yet but I'll consider one soon.

>>31704711
>^_____^
fuck off back to /jp/

>>31704711
0/10

>>31704675
I remember I used to hate the idea of country girls, but every since AJ, I have become infatuated by them, and I am actively seeking one out (Which is easy when you live in rural Texas).

>>31704675
I only like Applejack sexually.

I don't care for her romantically.

>>31704694
Lozenge.
Door hinge.
I don't care if they're half rhymes or whatever, aknowledge them you fucks!.

>>31704727
Because she'd never do anything she needs to be adorable. She's practical and down to earth, and she gets the job done. She'll never need you to hug her when she's feeling down, though she can do it for you, and she'll never shyly ask for your hand for a dance - she'll just come out and say it. Cute? Not really, but that doesn't mean she doesn't love you. She just doesn't show it in the same way other ponies do.

>>31704766
MLP made me a sucker for romance.

>>31704740
>Austin has no country grils

>>31704740
lure them with you penis then rape them with no remorse

>>31704554
Oh god they lost...THEY FUCKING LOST

Seriously anytime I see something that suggests that NMM won I just cry.
WHY DO PONIES MAKE ME FEEL THINGS?

>>31704789
>he wasn't always a sucker for romance

>>31704783
>Implying this isn't adorable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGXkcLJ6dU

>>31704789
>that feel
Much like Rarity, I find myself lusting over an image of perfection untempered by reality, and it makes me sad to know I'll never have a relationship that's pure or perfect, simply because everybody is human, and nobody is without fault.

>>31704789
Are you a girl?

>>31704804
It wasn't a factor in most of the stuff I fapped to.

>>31704675
Applejack would make you work all day, drag you to all her boring family functions all the time, and prioritizes her work over everything. She'd leave you laying cold and alone in your bed while she worked triple overtime through the night. She's also the least feminine. Most unfun wife ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0xKNdu-EQ&feature=related

>>31704829
>Bit.trip dash
I'd pay for that

>>31704827
>implying she'd leave you cold
You're her husband - wifely duties are just as important as any other family bond, and she always has time for family. Always.

>>31704846
with money?

>>31704800
thats a bit of an overreaction, but I know what you mean.

Its kinda subtle

>>31704820
or at least, anyone without fault would never go for you


man, I fucking wish I had a tablet. goddamn pencils

>>31704854
With gems

>>31704783
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdcgi_P3AHI

>>31704827

you wouldn't enjoy working alongside her?

>>31704829
>roleplaying irl
I have no words for the rage dwelling inside me.

>>31704829
>that squeaky "what?!"
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT

>>31704829
Oddly enough, I'm listening to Bit.Trip Void Galaxy tonite...

>>31704800
Nightmare Moon won. The good guys lost. The world has died due to the lack of sustainable sunlight, and the evil goddess sits on her throne proud and dare I say smug of her accomplishment. Her selfishness, anger, and jealousy has overridden the right to life itself of everyone else, and she shows no remorse or regret for her reactions.

>>31704867
I...never...even...

>>31704876
>that feel when she bucks a fresh tree of apples and yells at you to catch them, and watches you struggle and fall, before giggling and walking over to nuzzle your chest and tell you it was a good try - keep on at it, and one day you'll be as good as her

>>31704867
APPLEJACK HAS I FACE I WOULD ENJOY RAPING

>>31704911
>has I face

wat

>>31704903
I am pretty sure... yeah this.

>>31704889
>that feel when Discord escapes a few years later, finds a barren, empty land with almost nothing living in it, and falls into a pit of depression - what's the point of chaos if nobody's around to appreciate it?

>>31704903

a human would be more suited for climbing into the trees to get the stubborn apples that AJ can't buck down

>>31704538
This of course does not take into account that THEY'RE FUCKING HORSES and manes don't work the way human hair does.

Welp

>not sexing poni

>>31704888
My trips confirm I shall buy Bit.Trip collection the next chance I get too.
>>31704911
Dubs says... Ravage her throat.

>>31704936
>AJ
>incapable of bucking down apples
You want to say that to her face? Just because you're married doesn't mean she won't buck you across the farm

I would marry AJ and feed her apple pastries all day long.

>>31704936
Do you watch the show?

>>31704962
>ravage her throat
NO BONER. FUCK YOU. YOU'RE STAYING DOWN OR I'M TAPING YOU DOWN.

>>31704978

I'm not entirely operating on cartoon logic here

>>31704735
Eeenope! they hate that shit too. all of the entire internet does. But guess what.. its what 4chan was born out of.. soo ^_^ lets just be chill~

>>31704987
I just remember that fic with Fluttershy...

>>31704675
Because most of us are socially retarded, which means we gravitate to the similarly socially retarded ponies, mainly Twilight and Fluttershy. Applejack isn't very quirky either, so the idea of a relationship with her might seem less interesting.

Requesting images of Fatplejack

>>31704931
Hah, yeah. He breaks free and sees an empty, dark world where even the wind no longer blows, with the bones of all creatures lying in the dirt, their skulls upturned to finally appreciate NMM's perfect, beautiful and eternal night.

>>31705036
dont you mean, Fapplejack?

>>31705036
>applejack
>fat

Tell me more

>>31704675
Nobody's made any good Waifufic for her.
Also...
Yeah that's probably it.

>>31705054
Moar Fapplejack, yes, please

>>31705061

well that won't do, will it?

>>31705054
>He needs to humanize them before he can fap

>>31705078

by the looks of the last episode, Gummy really is hungry and is willing to eat and kill Pinkie Pie.

>>31705044
It would be so peaceful.

>>31705087
Yeah. What a pleb.

>>31705087
>he needs drawings of ponies to fap to ponies

Who's the pleb now?

>reading this thread
>while listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJpP7ZId-mc
funniest afternoon ever

>>31705135
well clopfics are nice too but I can do a run without any material too should I ever need to.

>>31705163
I think he was implying fapping to actual ponies.

>>31705104
how 2 consume flesh of pone oppressors when no teeth?

sad gum

>>31705185
How does he eat anything?

>>31705163
Bestow your imaginational powers unto me, superior-imagination-man.

>>31705185
>pone oppressor
>Not pone best friend

Fuck you Gummy.

Why are you not having sex with your waifu, /co/?

>>31705195
>Those tits
>Those mouths
And is that spikes dick?

http://youtu.be/k_cgBvq-Sy4?t=3m53s

Bullets confirmed to exist.

PONIES SHOULDNT HAVE PENISES

>>31705209
Because Pinkie Pie would think I was boring.

>>31705209
We just finish.

>>31705195
Missle-tits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrnJJhXZ02Y&feature=related

applejack will visit your house to watch tv

oh god what?
>captcha: bloodshed, peocat

>>31705209
because she doesn't exist

>>31705209
Um, Because they aren't real?

>>31705240
>implying torpedo breasts arn't sexy as fuck

So I've just checked FiMchan's Fanart spot and geez, everyone's a high tier drawfag there.

Think I'll postpone my thread till' I get better at least..