WHERE THE RAPE AT?!

>>31695434
I WANT THAT CAKE

HAHA TIME FOR PONY

Did somebody say rape?

>>31695319
>>31695320
>>31695353
>>31695375
>>31695384
>>31695393

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>>31695434
YES! THE PRETTY PONE!

cute ponies thread

>>>RAPE<<<

Where's that human in Equestria pic/comic/series we all want.

>>31695486
ILL RAPE THAT MARKER TOO

So about that turtle... sounds an awful lot like the idea we had a few months ago... we had the rock and the turtle... looks like I didn't fuck anything up by messaging Faust after all.

>>31695477
Twilight would not be a triceratops. Probably something mor ovaraptor-ish.

Main six as dinosaurs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ093AqHZ_M

Oh god I can't breath

>>31695492
HERE WE GO AGAIN

What's with this?

>>31695456
>and don't get me started on biological weapons
>anthrax is a popular one, is possible to kill millions if you use enough

>>31695434
>Triggers
>Hooves

>>31695478
Yes! More pretty ponies!

>>31695478
Aw shit that's the .gif I made.
Making gifs from .swfs is a pain in the ass

Poor Glitter Glue
He gets so much hate.
All he does is draw silly comics.

>>31695513

Do you think Twilight could turn herself into nuke?

think of some more horrible things about humanity that you'd tell twilight about

What exactly is it that constitutes these threads being made 24/7?

And don't you guys have over ten-thousand of these by now?

>>31695521
I agree GG.

>>31695543
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A LICH KING

>>31695537
why would you add cute to the filename
is that to sort from the uncute pony pictures? because there aren't any uncute pony pictures.
you have been wasting precious seconds typing cute into your filenames sir

>>31695478
Pretty ponies are a go

>>31695521
He's hated because he's a furry.

>>31695539
under the right circumstances

>>31695543
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A PONY THREAD
LEST IT'S EVIL SPILL UPON THE MASSES

>>31695559
Not sure I could put it better.

Now, pick up the pace - last thread was slow.

>>31695543
They feel the need to post the same damn thing over and over again

>>31695499
you all told me i fucked everything up by messaging her...

>>31695521
>no amount of effort will make people like me as much as Weaver

>>31695583
could've been slower

>>31695599

>>31695543
Honestly, I think the 24/7 thing is mostly as a result of all the hatred aimed at MLP.

Now, if you were around long enough to remember Avatar: TLA, you'd remember that there were constantly MULTIPLE threads up for it at all times. I don't think MLP honestly has that large of a fanbase, though.

I strongly believe that the only reason there are still constant generals is because MLP is constantly getting attention from anti-pony metathreads, etc. It causes people to renew their interest in something that otherwise wouldn't constitute constant general threads.

Don't get me wrong: I still think there would be very frequent threads (like Adventure Time, for instance), but just not constant.

>>31695633

>>31695563
i only add "cute" to the specially cute ones in my opinion

>>31695504
>And using enough isn't even all that difficult, the lethal dose is small enough that opening the wrong piece of mail could kill you
>Does your species try to kill eachother with mail very often?
>What gave you that idea?

>That feel when you say you want to date Twilight, she spends 3 weeks studying books on how to date

>>31695567
Oh. Oh my.

That's a VERY pretty Dash!

>>31695633
>>31695643
How rainbow....

>>31695651
>Not anymore. It was popular for a while, but bombs are the hot trend in murder right now.

>>31695647
why save the ones you deem uncute?

I should write a story between Dash and futa chistery

>>31695684
I'd rather Big Mac and chistery

>>31695651
>enough of that though
>do you know where I can get a hamburger around here?
>a what?
>you know, beef
>beef?
>cow meat
>you're a carnivore!?
>uh

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
MY MOM ALREADY GOT OFFICIALLY REMARRIED AND DIDN'T TELL ME UNTIL THIS MORNING

GOD DAMMIT

>>31695658
If only the book had a silly title on the front or something

>>31695698
Did posting go down there?

>>31695658
>She reads a book on radiometric dating

>>31695704
Oops, didn't mean to link.

>>31695684
>>31695689
But I don't even have an OC. This seems wildly >fan of fandom.

Vinnys stuff scares the shit out of me

Are they still banning for ponies? Not trolling, just curious.

>>31695719

FOR EXAMPLE

>>31695689
everyone keeps saying she has a penis and Dash keeps being so sexy around her she should just slip it in and dig that moan out of her

>>31695722
Proportions: how do they work?

>>31695720
I think /b/ still is.

Which always surprises me. They make sure to keep to their own little corner, and they still cause /b/utthurt.

>rape

>>31695719
damn, i think that's the only pic of his I actually kinda like

>had the itch to make a pony ask on tumblr
>ignore the desire for the most part, shit happens and now I really want to make a pony ask
>instead of the mane 6 i want to try doing doing it in the perspective of a pony in the bizarro ponyville with pinkamena yadda yadda and that shit, just as an innocent citizen watching the world/town burn
Which is when I realized it might be a good idea to make an OC pony to keep it simple and not conflict with fanons of other back ground ponies like Lyra and Bonbon and what have you and have people be silly.
I come to you asking one thing.
How the jesus shitting dick flipping christ do i go about that without making the character shitty as all fuck? I'm already considering drawing everything in grayscale to keep the colors a nonproblem, and I'm set on him not being a pegasus nor unicorn, so any other tips on avoiding sending my oc into martystue land?
If it helps, I want to try to make the ask slightly satirical, but to what specific regard I'm still figuring out.

>>31695722
Does Spike have cunt nipples in this picture?
Wut

>>31695736
I don't get it

>>31695717
no OC, human you. beautiful fingers and toes in all
>>31695720
just a continuous cloudflare error

>>31695679
>torture's starting to come into vogue though. speaking of which, you'll never guess what kind of movie is popular these days: torture flicks! people actually pay money to sit and watch people be brutally murdered with little justifying plot! ain't THAT a riot!

>>31695722

I don't even know anymore.

>>31695736
i hate this picture, im pretty sure its a troll

>>31695722

Yikes.

No. NO. Go shit up the Hub's forums.

>>31695785
BUT I WANT TO BE ANONYMOUS!
BTW GUISE ITS ME

Let's play a game

It's called my favorite pony is the best pony and you can't dispute my opinion.

Rarity is the best pony.

>>31695768
Thats possibly the most suggestive scrunch yet

>>31695734

You tell me!

>>31695792
No reason to argue with that opinion, for that is my opinion too

>>31695768
>no OC, human you. beautiful fingers and toes in all
What is this I don't even.

>>31695799

TITS!

>>31695771

>oh man and get this, this dude totally tried to take over the world and killed millions of people. that guy was an asshole.

>>31695797
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF PONY SCRUNCHY FACE?

>>31695797
>2.82MB
>the most boring .gif I've ever seen

>>31695810

>>31695541
Trench Warfare?
"Yeah, there are people that survived the war, but they never recovered from the shock. If you slammed a door near a survivor, they'd be likely to run for cover and try to defend themselves with a salad fork."
Medieval times?
"It was all wizards and dragons, like Equestria, but it was actually all peasants and dysentery."

Fucking CloudFlare.

>>31695818
i shat PONIES

>>31695823
look at the chicken coop

>>31695810
jesus, warty nipples
when I see details like that exaggerated I feel like the person's never seen actual nipples

>>31695806
you dont have an OC? im pretty sure you do because i have fapped to it before

>>31695810
>>31695799
>>31695722

>VVY in a pony thread

>>31695651
>any between the forth and fifth crusade the
>the crusades, some wars because religion but apparently it's more compl
>yes forth and fifth as in the forth and fifth times we had that war
>well he had 9 or 10 I can't remember the bottom line is that there were many
>anyway there's a story about some 30000 kids thinking that by converting the enemies the war would end
>some got home safely
>the others died on the journey or became slaves.

HOW DO I GET PRACTICE TALKING TO WOMEN

>>31695736

>Look at this picture while listening to Next Week Sometime by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
>Forget about all my troubles

>>31695828
I seriously want a series of pictures of this.

A human explaining our history to a pony, preferably Twilight.

VVY gives me a newfound appreciation for GG.

>>31695824

...FUCK!

Needs more filly trixie :3

>>31695850
>go to newgrounds
>look up meet and fuck

there you go

>>31695850

You stop talking on the internet about magical pastel colored equines

>>31695863
SURELY YOU MUST BE JOKING

>>31695834
A screenshot would suffice mono

>>31695792

>>31695864
BUT THE WOMEN DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT

>>31695858
you write em, I'll draw em.

>>31695886
>implying that writing comics takes any skill

>>31695856
>Voodoo Daddy

Aw yeah thats the stuff

>>31695869
yes I realize, but I think that was what was supposed to be "interesting" about that .gif

>sister tells me she thinks Rarity is a snob
>restrain myself from getting in a shouting match
>she's not a snob, she just has TASTE

she better not bring it up again tomorrow while I'm drinking, because god help me I won't let her slander Rarity again.

>>31695886
Are you a good artist?

>>31695862

>Not posting the superior version

Fucking casuals.

>>31695899
My brother does that same shit

He's a fucking Dashfag

>>31695843

>>31695899
>Slightly transparent scarf
>Mouth is open, she's not really biting the scarf
God, that always annoys me and I don't know why

>>31695902
no.

>>31695872

Rarity best pony

>>31695899

>defending the personality of a talking technicolor equine.

PONIES. SRS BIZNISS.

this does beg the question. Where does she keep the turtle?

>watching MLP with your siblings

FAGGOTS

http://pastebin.com/kfXCqGUQ

>>31695918
Well shit.

>>31695858
I'm pretty sure this started from a request by an anon from kitty a few days ago

>>31695929
BUT I DO!

>>31695690
>In my defense, cows can't talk where I'm from
>So you're okay with eating innocent creatures so long as they don't scream in a language you can understand

Question is whether Fluttershy would flip her shit. On the one hand, she's the nicest pony around. On the other, she's probably a lot more used to carnivores.

>>31695917
when will you stream again goggles

>>31695927
>not knowing what "beg the question" means
>in 2011

>>31695886
How about one of a human explaining the Bible to Twilight and she equates it to magic and friendship (but not Judas. No one likes him.)

Also, have the human be one of the few Christfags that has read the Bible, unless you think that the other variants would be more lulzy.

>>31695929
Hey, I converted my sister that way.

That said, I wouldn't go doing a hot-chocolate-and-pony jamboree any time soon.

>>31695935
at least we tried.

>>31695951
is this the sister with dicks?

>>31695946
I dunno. When I can be bothered.
My streams are usually really laggy.
I guess I could stream now, but I'm not drawing pony.

>>31695963
as long as you arnt drawing gay furry porn i will watch

>>31695943
>I don't care, I'm an omnivore and I love meat
>you don't care that you kill innocent creatures?
>not if they're delicious

>>31695958
The sister without the dicks.

You know, standard sister.

new episode this Saturday?
It's the one about Rarity, right?

guess who wins the title in this autistic competition

>>31695982
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mysterious_Mare_Do_Well

>>31695929

>Get sister to watch it with me
>She likes it, she and I also liked PPG and all that jazz
>Her favorite pony is Rainbow Dash
>I do mention it is very corny but entertaining and she agrees
>She admires how much effort is put into it and how it has really changed since G1

Do I get a prize?

>>31695806
I wish I could draw how I imagine you
short brown hair, freckles on your face, shoulders, and back, c cup with fat areolas, 6 inches uncut, you paint your toenails rainbow

>>31695943
Well they seem to be omnivores too...
And Fluttershy did feed fish to the otters or whatever they were in Dragonshy

>>31695982
RD again
Then...someone next week. Spike or Rarity

Nobodys really talking much about the Rarity episode

>>31695919

>>31695987
Sonic shirt guy?

>>31696002
THATS BECAUSE RARITY IS A STUPID PONY

>>31695995
you get a slap on your sisters penis

>>31695997
I wanted to be the horrifying meat eating monster...

I wouldn't take any shit from Ponies about eating meat.

They eat Pikmin.

>>31696002
Well it has the least details
We really have nothing to speculate on
Best case scenario is how each pony would react.
...
Maye Sweetie crying because she can't spend as much time with the CMC as before?

>>31695755
'Tis not all that hard. Ignoring the self-explanatory stuff like 'don't make him a 200-year old Alicorn who's the sole survivor of his race and was turned in to a pony and...', the main thing you gotta remember is keep it simple but complex.

>>31695993
i don't think i'm going to like this episode

>>31695980
Actually, we like to make it even worse by putting cheese made from the cow's milk on the meat, between bread, which has been ground from the wheat that the cows eat. Also we add on some lettuce, tomato, liquid tomato, onions and some other stuff to it to make it more satisfying.

>>31696018
The first thing I would do if transported to Equestria is go into the Everfree forest, kill some large animal, and carry over my shoulder back into town while being bathed in its blood.

>>31696007
what a fatass

>>31695996
So like this, but futa? Yikes. That shit's gonna give me nightmares.
P.S. Why do we have this Prince Allyiana cos-play floating around in MLP threads seriously

>>31696028
I DONT THINK I LIKE YOU

>>31695987
>that fat chick
Dear god what. Her head's like three times too small for her body.

>>31696028

why not?

>>31696016
Sorry dude
But you could have a meat eating contests with Pinkie...
And Dash would probably eat meat so maybe you can be friends

>>31695929
>not watching the show with the target demographic
>Implying you yourself are not indeed the faggot

>that feel when you will never become a famous tripfag in MLP General and have people fantasize about fucking you

:(

>>31695910
>>31695862
okay i laughed.

>>31696043
this picture always makes me laugh

>>31696056
i don't know that feel

>>31696050
Fuck friends, I want to be the horrifying monster.

Maybe if I go into the Everfree and hunt one of the most feared creatures ponies know.

>>31695987
why the fuck are there so many asians
most asian people have some self respect, keep their perversions private

>watching MLP with family
No. She approached me and told me she'd started to watch it. My family knew I liked it because I was watching it at home once because I don't even give a fuck anymore. They've seen me watching anime before I might as well not hold back.

Anyway she likes Rainbow Dash, and doesn't like Twilight Sparkle either. She hasn't seen the second season yet so I'm willing to restrain myself for a few more days but REALLY? Twilight Sparkle's awesome.

>>31696067
You would be dead
Come on maybe if you become good enough friends they would atke you on magical adventures to save equestria

>>31696041

>>31696072
>most asian people keep their perversions private

>>31696078
No. I'm taking a gun with me so I can kill a beast.

LOL EVERYONE EXCEPT ME IS AUTISTIC LOL LOL

>>31695919

OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY!

>>31696056
It's not a good feeling. Count your blessings.

It's Thanksgiving, after all.

>>31696056

>That feel when some write fag did a clopfic of your OC fucking himself

>>31695910
man dat shit is so mortalophilia

>>31696081
He meant to post
>most asian people keep their privates perverse

Would you play this game?

>>31696087
THIS FAGGOT ADMITTED HE'S NOT AUTISTIC
LOL
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG

>>31695987
is it the guy in the shorts with the gloves?

>>31696048
It's to represent the ponies heads being 3 times too big for their bodies.

Also, my mom owns horses and rides them, so have fun explaining that to Twilight.

>>31696102
i would play it with my penis

>>31696092
It's not a good feeling?
WYNAUT

>>31696106
Protip its the one in the fedora

>>31696102
Nope.

>>31696116
she has too many dicks

>>31696102
I guess...

>>31696124

In her mouth.

guys, what does it mean if I have green poop?

I'm thinking it could be because I've eaten like 2 whole boxes of Froot Loops in 36 hours but I'm not sure

>>31696125
>chainsaw
>against a horde of zombies
Yeah that certainly will end well

>>31696134
You have ass cancer, anon.

You're going to die.

>>31696134
it means you need to eat da poopoo

>>31696129
Low blow, Dafty.

>>31696140
ASS CANCER IS WORST CANCER

>>31696137
yeah, enjoy having diseased blood and gore flying into all of your mucus membranes

>>31696134
That's just some bile from your stomach. I forget what it means but you'll be fine.

>>31696144
better than in your pants

>>31696109
I chortled.

>>31696144
I'm sorry
if it really is a tender subject I wont write it

>>31696109
Eh, Twilight herself has attempted to use horses as work animals.
It's probably like humans and monkeys.

wait is chistery a MtF or something

and if so how hot is (s)he

I need to know if I'm allowed to jack off to h(im/er)

>>31696165
all we know is she sold her penis

>>31696163
But they're all sentient.

>>31696168
OH THANK GOD THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE HERE TO SAVE THE THREAD

>>31696170
She didn't sell it, man. It got bitten off by a shark when she was surfing.

>>31696168
>chisterys

>>31696153

Silly Anon, she gets fucked 24/7, she has no time for pants.

BUH DUM TSSSH.

>>31696165
from what I gather that is the case, I would still love her

jack off to whatever anytime, nothing can stop you but a tazer

>>31696182
are we sure she didn't sell it to a shark?

>>31696165
Its just some really dumb long standing rumor made by some fag who got anal pained whenever she showed up

probably cottonmouth that faggot he is

>>31696178
>>31696183

I meant to post that in the reaction images thread but I accidentally put it here.
Should I repost since apparently it has some entertainment value?

I just realised, but this is literally the only pic I've seen of an uncircumcised futa-pony.

>that feel when you've got the hots for foreskins, but no-one draws them on the ponies.

>>31696194
put your trip back on dicktery

>>31696171
Not horse-mice, apparently.

>>31696102
Dash with a torque bow, yeah I could see that, but Fluttershy with a weapon at all (and not freaking out)? When did she get so badass?

>>31696196
Maybe in another thread later

I don't like Rarity very much, I think she values her clothes over her friends too much...

>>31696204
UNCUT FAG ALERT

HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE ARE FEMALE

I PROMISE I WON'T HIT ON YOU THIS TIME THIS IS JUST AN ANONYMOUS HEAD COUNT

>>31696204
Most people do horse cocks.

What happened to explaining human history to ponies.

I like history.

>>31696205
>implying

lol no

>>31696218
Shut the fuck up Donny

>http://www.livestream.com/goggle
>sitting all alone
>waiting for goggles
>she will never come

>>31696227
Cisgender female? Nope.

>>31696236
i am coming

>>31696204
spoiler that shit next time

>>31696218
>not valuing fashion over friendship
>2015

>>31696229
are horses circumsized then?

>>31696232
Hitler channel documentaries ahoy

>>31696227
I HAVE LOTS OF DICKS

>>31696232

>So this is the Westboro Baptist Church...

>>31696210
When she realized that being a zombie was interrupting their peaceful rest after dying

>>31696204
me too, but it only makes sense humanized and the only person who has done it is RS

>>31696249
HOW MANY DICKS DO YOU HAVE ANON?

>>31696245
Horses don't have foreskin, they have a sheath.

>>31696242

Come on now, you can BARELY see anything in the thumbnail. It's so teensy tiny teenie weenie.

>>31696232
>so anyway while 3/4 of the Europeans were dead because of the plague the remaining ones still waged war against each other
>funny story they used catapults to throw plague infected bodies in enemy castles so they could take it faster
>yeah of course it made the disease spread even more but come on free castles

>>31696255
I HAVE ABOUT 20 DICKS

>>31696245
They look different.

>>31696256
u fucked a horse bro?

>>31696260
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THOSE DICKS?

>>31696022
Thanks bro.
People actually make Alicorn OCs though?

>>31696245
...They just straight don't have foreskins. They do sheathes instead, like pretty much every non-human mammal.

>>31696267
SEX AND PISS

>>31696232
>so, there are no other sapient species on your world?
>Actually, I think humans and Neanderthals coexisted for a while back in prehistory
>Oh, what happened to them?
>Think we killed 'em.
>...

>>31696011

WHY DO THESE THREADS ALWAYS DEVOLVE INTO DICKS DISCUSSIONS?

>>31696260

Go to bed chistery.

>>31696235
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANON

anyone getting anything from the steam autumn sale? I think I'll pick up ME2 and wait for chantelise to go on daily sale

>>31696242
I thought we weren't supposed to post anything more than 'naughty' because /co/ is ostensibly a work safe board.

Then again I guess 'naughty' is subject to interpretation.

>>31696275
>MFW WHEN YOU QUOTED THE ONE NON-DICK RELATED THING ITT

>>31696275
I GUESS WE JUST REALLY LIKE DICKS

>>31696265
its his job to fuck horses

>>31696273
HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH.

>>31696270
what ya be doing rapey?
apart from examining horse dicks i mean

>>31696265
No. This is something a 5-second google search would have told you.

>>31696281
I don't even what...

>>31696275

BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKES DICKS!

DICKS DICKS DICKETY DICKERS!

WIBBLE WOBBLE SPLORT!

>>31696296
do you find horses sexually attractive?

>>31696281
THAT'S A FUCKIN' GUSTY COSTUME

HELL YES

>>31696308
ONLY TALKING TECHNICOLOUR ONES MADE OF MARSHMALLOW.

>>31696273
>Oh, and I think dolphins might count, they're not extinct yet
>Dolphins?
>Yeah, they're pretty smart. They hunt their predators for fun and rape people sometimes.
>What is wrong with your planet

>>31696311
I AM FULLY HARD

>>31696258
while clean pics have naughty thumbnails

>>31696308
No.

>>31696311
THIS MAN KNOWS ME

>dicks again

>>31696323
>yfw that is semen not ice cream

>>31696314
>our collective faces when

>>31696319
what about men?

>>31696323
God, I know that feeling-
> not Ben and Jerry's
Not quite that feeling, I guess.

WHO HERE LIKES ANAL SEX?

>>31696303

DICKS FOR EVERY-PONE!

>>31696330
Ice cream flavored pony semen?

>>31696273
>what about the flora and fauna of your planet
>well it's incredible we have a incredible number of different species of animals and plant but some disappeared and other are also almost extinct
>what happened?
>well we either hunted them till extinction or we fucked up their habitat for various reasons the most common one being that we trowed our junk there.
>...

>>31696310
Holy shit, you're right

>>31696341
so you are a fat dicked fuck then?

>>31696314
>finally heard about dolphin rape caves
that messed me up for a quarter of an hour. I couldn't do anything but contemplate dolphin rape caves and make random noises.

It was good to find out I still had a bit of soul left in me.

>>31696337
nope

>>31696314
>dolphins
God I hate dolphins. They have such a good reputation, while they're really the douchebags of the sea.

>>31696344
WHO THE FUCK DANCES WITH DICKS?

>>31696348
I KNOW RIGHT!

>>31696337
He brags about fingering his 6 year old niece, so thats something

>>31696346
Well, the ponies do seem to have candysemen, so it's only natural that they'd make ice cream out of it.

>>31696351
congratulations you have been rewarded with an additional penis

>>31696314

>Oh, we sometimes teach animals to do neat tricks.
>Oh neat! Do you put them in schools or something?
>No. We whip them repeatedly until they do the right thing.

>>31696357
A perfect fit for humanity!

I think dolphins actually like humans, lots of cases of them saving someones life or helping them.

>>31696350
I told you man
Dolphins are horrible creatures

It also left me speechless
I used to love dolphins.

>>31696362
what the fucking fuck fucker

>>31696362
That wasn't me, dude. I don't have a niece.

>>31696341
>hug dash

>>31696347
actually humans don't drive that many species to extinction, the vast majority just stop reproducing for more "natural" reasons like natural climate change, or they can't fight off predators or something.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

>>31696310
>>31696348
>>31696360
I know I'm going to get bitched out for this or something, but...

What the hell is "Gusty"?

>>31696372
but you would do it if you could you're saying?

>>31696375
a pony with a flatulence problem

>>31696371
yeah its fucked up. but hes some fat hick living in bumblefuck who cares where so they all do that.

>>31696369
There's also a lot of cases of dolphins killing and raping humans to death.

Hello Ponies
I want to ask a serious question.
What makes this show good why do you guys like it?
I've watched a few episodes and it was funny sure but it really isn't that great. I didn't really expect a fan base to be this massive around a show like this.
So please could someone explain reason why the like this?

>this thread

>dolphin rape caves
>ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg

Seriously. What.

>>31696349
> implying the occasional pint of Ben and Jerry's isn't incredible and makes you a fat fuck

Okay, okay, favorite Ben and Jerry's flavors for each of the mane six. Because I'm tired of talking > rape and > penises every thread.

>>31696396
>Hello Ponies
there are no ponies in this thread
only penises
please check back later

>>31696378
God no, I'm no pedophile.

>>31696375

>>31696375
girl with green hair and red strip between Wind Whistler and Firefly, those are all older ponies

>>31696400
You should be wary of the pony rape caves

Those are brutal

>>31696359

The best part about dick dancing is that not everything stops moving when the music does.

>>31696396

I wish people stopped asking in these threads why we like the show so much.

>So what's this "witch hunts" thing I keep hearing about
>Well, way back, the story goes, a lot of innocent women who people in power didn't like got accused of practicing dark magic.
>Well if they were innocent they must-
>Then if they didn't confess they got tortured until they confessed
>...And when they confessed?
>Then ya tied em to a stake and lit 'em on fire.
>That's horrible!
>Well, it's not entirely a true story.
>Oh thank goodn-
>Usually they were just hanged, and there were plenty of men who got the same treatment.
>...

WHY DON'T THESE PONIES HAVE GENITALS?
ITS NOT REALISTIC!

>"Scott Randleston of the Dolphin Research Institute of Boca Raton, has been studying dolphin behavior for 17 years, and came up with the decoy program. “In every case the decoy was set upon in a short time by groups of dolphins ranging from 8 to 20 young males. It seems there are gangs of dolphin predators roaming the open waters looking for humans to sexually assault. The dolphins in each case were observed circling the swimmer as one of the group grabbed them with their penis and dragged them under, then the others followed. You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins. ”

>We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins.

What the actual fuck.

>>31696401
Aw, hell, forgot to say that Boston Cream Pie is probably Pinkie's favorite flavor because it maximizes cake and cream in ice cream.

>>31696419
I just read that as well. I laughed my ass off.

Anyways, how do we explain to ponies about WW3?

>>31696350

>Decide to read about dolphin rape caves out of curiosity

This world gets worse everyday.

>>31696436
you know you love it

>>31696433
Wonder Warfare 3?

>>31696375
what >>31696410 said, one of the cool g1 ponies

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&source=embed&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=2101092679577
30041029.0004aa16ea1a44b488e4a

Oh god.

>>31696436
Oh come on a pic was posted here yesterday or the day before that

And there was that article of dolphins males brutally killing the young so their position isn't threatened

>>31696444
The joys of radiation.

>>31696424
> it maximizes cake and cream
I'm not going to post Mr Cake
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not

>>31696375
also this

>>31696449

>None in Australia

HA!

Oh boy but those dolphins will fucking make one here I fucking know it.

>>31696433
"One nation state got really pissed off that another nation state was supplying nuclear arms and aid to like eight other proxy states, so they started shit in the neighboring proxy states and the situation escalated wildly in ones all the major powers wanted natural resources from, so ... well, you can imagine the rest of the story."
"No, no we didn't talk it out. Well okay we tried that but the United Nations was totally toothless and the biggest power decided to start war with some of the other big powers and then all the proxy states got involved-"
"Yeah, well, long and short of it is there isn't much of India left and real Chinese food is banned in America and England because of the whole poisoning processed chicken thing and the Middle east is a glass parking lot. Oh yeah and like 40 million people died or something."
"Fuck no I didn't fight, I was a college student with flat feet and like eight daily medications."

>>31696419
>You see dolphins have a prehensile penis
Learn something new everyday.

>>31696470
>40 million
I think it would be more around the billion range.

>>31696476
fucking hell
thats advanced

When your nieces/little girl cousins come over tomorrow for Thanksgiving, are you going to ask if they watch MLP?

I don't think I have the nerve to do it

>>31696396
the show gives me a funny good feeling and I like to talk about the show and the ponies on /co/ and nowhere else I have no idea how ponies got out everywhere to these places I had never heard of before like reddit and tumblr

>>31696486
>implying i know any little girls
sigh

>>31696468
Hah, theres one right in the middle brazil.
Not even being as far away from the ocean as it is possible to get on that continent will save you.

What the fuck is going on in this thread.

>>31696481
> one billion
Nope.avi

>>31696496
DOLPHIN RAPE
THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU
PROTECT YOUR ANAL CANAL

>>31696468
That's exactly what I said to my sister, after explaining the situation.
I'm on a crusade to convince people that dolphins are dickbags.

>>31696507
Me too
I still remember the face of a friend after telling her about the dolphin rape caves
Priceless.

Unlike DJ-P0N-3 and Derpy, Lyra's fanmade name was not approved ebcause of all the family infriendly fanart depicting a samesex relationship, which does not fit the corporate image. MLP is, in the end, a business selling a product. The last thing they want is angry letters from Godfearing American moms.

And that's sad.

fucking art you guys

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/88838

I think Deafdefiler is a dolphin you guys.

>>31696396
The show isn't the second coming, nor is it really much better than the average "good" cartoon, but it is very, very novel. Even when it falls back on common elements of the genre, almost nobody here has ever actually cared about the genre before. FiM is, for all intents and purposes, entirely new to us - a group of people who've most likely grown up watching cartoons or reading comics, or just media in general, and never once watched anything like this. It's cute, it makes me smile just through the character designs and animations, I've never had that before. I've laughed at jokes before, but never at a show whose jokes are always so whimsical and innocent. It's just *new*, nothing other than that.

>>31696533
FUCKING HELL
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
ALL THIS TIME...

>>31696534
Hey, the first MLP I watched was Rescue at Midnight Castle.
I was laughing the whole time.

>>31696486
sadly no, I have no younger nieces on the side of the family I'll be visiting.

A number of my cousins around my age watch it though. Mostly casually, not quite the level of lurking the MLPG 24/7. Like I said above, my sister better not start shit with me about Rarity since I'll be drunk as soon as possible.

>>31696526
better than anything I could ever draw.

>>31696533
Rapedolhiler?

>Pony hero in Dota 2

>>31696533
Gosh, I always said he should learn to control his penis, but that's not what I meant

Oh man, showing a pony what we use semi-automatic rifles for.

Glorious reactions.

>>31696551
Really?
/v/ is going to be awesome

>>31696524
it is still up in the air there are ponies with names in the show that are different from the toy names

>>31696552
> control your penis
There y'go, kids, gotta learn how to control yo' dick to participate in these threads.

>>31696557
> approved for mowing down human beings in war
> not approved for hunting animals, "too excessive"
Twilight at least would flip some shit.
Dash would want to try one out.

>>31696572
I would gladly show her how to use one.

But sadly, no digits.

>>31696557
>and these are special bullets
>how so?
>they make whatever you hit explode into little pieces
There's this one bullet called the vermin grenade...

>>31696572
you responding to that makes me want to talk about how I would suckle your rainbow toes

>>31696572
RD would be incredibly trigger happy with her guns

>>31696588
Those are awesome.

>>31696598
She'd blow her entire paycheck on bullets every month and still manage to never hit anything because she only ever shoots while flying really fast

>>31696612
I would never take her to a firing range. Too dangerous

>Safety switch? Pfft! I don't need some stinkin' switch on my guns!

man I wish I knew how to wiki the F:E wiki needs some love

>>31696633
>that feel when "need to kill fast but bullet too slow" is actually accurate for Dash

>>31696633
Tell her if she's not careful she'll kill everyone she holds near and dear to her in the most excruciating way possible.

>>31696524
But seriously, "Heartstrings"? It's not exactly a name that rolls off the tongue, "Golden Harvest" is even worse. And if the almost non-existent samesex implications are that much of a problem, they could just have her and BonBon gossip about boys in an unimportant scene or something.

Someone say..... Smile?

>>31696650
Heartstrings is way more romantic and Golden Harvest is a fucking awesome name

>>31696589
There's something you should know.
She has a cock and is perfectly fine with keeping it, as she'll never, ever have enough money to transition.
At most you'll get what appears to be a dapper gay man with short-cropped hair of average height and assets you'd never approximate as female, one who occasionally cries themselves to sleep because of the gender dysphoria and creeping need for alcohol to self-medicate the resulting depression. In the closet will be any number of nice ties and dress shoes and all accouterments of maleness, and off in one corner is the single set of female clothes: a ruffled Lane Bryant shirt, some slacks, and some cute women's KEDS in their size. No wigs, no makeup, no bells or whistles.
Just saying, that's what you'll be getting.
Just guessing.
Because that's just like ME.

Fuck my life MLP threads do nothing but remind me how depressed I should be about who I am. Cartoon ponies, who would have guessed?

>>31696666
we have been rewarded with quads

> America
> 2011
> Not ready for the idea of two girl ponies living together

>>31696658
NOT YET!

>>31696666
No.
Heartstrings is a shitty name.
Golden Harvest works well for a monastic kung fu master.
Less well for a cute pony.

>>31696645
To be fair her sonic rain boom destruction attack is far, far more effective than most ordinance. Being the best wrecking ball in town has to do great things for her expendable cash!

... I wonder if Dash does Black Friday deals. She WOULD be the fastest shopper!

>>31696644
just saw that episode yesterday. Funny how a show about babies can make me laugh so hard these days.

>>31696682
...why is that woman just waving a purse around?

>>31696666
but without fingers, nobody can pluck my heart strings

>>31696690
No. All it takes is a single bullet for Dash to disappear forever.

>>31696673
I would still love her with all my heart she would be whatever she wanted in my eyes
seriously you're making me want her more, damaged inverts are my fetish

>>31696682
>bringing kids to a political rally
Oh fuck those people.

>>31696588
> Vermin grenade
My brother was really, really into those bullet and gun magazines. He would have loved to fire these at ... well, shit, whatever, I guess. He liked deer hunting but I think these are only approved for killing raccoons and stuff.

http://www.barnesbullets.com/products/rifle/varmint-grenade/

>>31696699
>sad lyra
>lyra

NOT CANON

>>31696715
wat

>>31696690
She has to live each day with the knowledge that she could kill everybody she loved if she ever flew to her full potential too near. Every time she does it, she has to weigh up the chances of there being somebody nearby, because their chance of survival is slim.

>>31696705
Well that depends on how good your targeting systems are.
(good luck hitting a mach fourteen pony unaided)

>>31696715
Lyra is her human name

TAKE ME BACK /CO/
I WANNA GO BACK

>>31696729
stop crying you stupid pony

>>31696707
>damaged inverts are my fetish
I think that's why Twilight is nearly as popular as she is. I'll admit to indulging in it since I wrote Clerical Error and all.

I think despite all of her advances in GETTING friends, maintaining and trusting in her friendships are something that's still beyond her. It's going to take some time for her to feel like doesn't need to prove herself to the others or constantly be 'the best friend ever.'

This doesn't strike me as canon; it's part and parcel with her insistence on having an OBJECT LESSON IN FRIENDSHIP every week and her badgering Rarity to be a 'verrrryyyy good friend.'

>>31696722
>get her when she's sleeping which is all the time
>one bullet to the head
>no more dash

>>31696705
>actually hitting a pony who can comfortably fly at around mach 2 and still pull 90 degree turns in under a second

No tracking system on this planet could accurately predict that path, you'd just need to fill the air with bullets. Bullets that she can fly faster than.

>>31696739
Actually seeing she hit the ground headfirst at mach 10 I don't think most bullets work on ponies...

>>31696533
...What the fuck, Dafty.

>>31696739
I think you mean "no more bullet", given her current status as indestructible

>>31696754
WE'RE ON TO YOU DOLPHIN
ONE WRING MOVE AND BAM YOU'RE DEAD

>>31696750
see
>>31696739

>>31696753
You don't know what she did. For all we know she pulled up at the last second cutting her speed drastically.

>>31696739
>implying Dash isn't stupid enough to survive without her head.
Y'know, like a chicken.

>>31696754
shut up, rapedolpiler

>>31696763
You can't kill me you don't have tuna nets.

Uh, I mean, I'm not a dolphin what are you talking about.

>>31696764
She flew into a mountain at a slow speed and it cracked. She's not only very hard, she's very dense. Bullets would bounce off of her.

>>31696774
>RAPE

>>31696673
And to think most other nights this post alone would turn this thread into > cross dressing general.

Somebody requested the CMC and their pets

I figured Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle went to Fluttershy's for a pet- Sweetie the kitten to be like her sister, the falcon for Scootaloo since he won RD's competition (well, if it wasn't for the tortoise).
While Applebloom just got an animal from the farm.

>>31696783
>implying there should be an image attached to that post

>>31696764
Even so pony bodies are incredibly resistant
Look at Twilight and Aj and how many things they survived.

>>31696777
Too bad we can't test it out.

I'm going to bed.

>>31696783
It's beautiful.

>>31696782
We're to busy with dolphin rape.

>>31696783
sometimes I forgot how to spell, other times I forget the gosh darned picture itself

>>31696783
Applebloom should have a potbellied pig!

Just because they are teeny and cute and fatty.

>>31696787
Twilight looked pretty beat up in that one episode.
Can't remember it.

>>31696787
maybe the reason Rarity's horn could be filed at without hurting her in GinYC isn't because the horn is so hard, but because their bodies in general are so hard