Horses?

no

wonderbolts thread

Fuck that
He-man Thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQYt4ZQh6OQ&feature=related

>>31693229

I guess this is relevant.

A challenging topic op

I eat the pones

>>31693275
Oh good to see you again Jessy.
I see you are getting better with your tablet.

FUCK YOU CELESTIA. HOW DO YA LIKE THIS!?

>yfw Season 3

When the hell did Spike become a badass!?

>>31693288

>>31693288

>>31693288

>>31693288

I hate that picture

>>31693281

Not if I eat them first, Jesus!

sad pone

>>31693285
I haven't had much time to practice, but it's getting less awkward to draw with it.

>>31693335
Good, good i really like your stuff.

>>31693288
I will give 600 rape fun bucks to the person that shops that into Sonichu.

newbfag artist looking for another request to practice on, will take first reply.

>>31693350
Thanks. I know my stuff doesn't really stand out much, but I'm glad that some people enjoy what I do.

>>31693373
Dash eating clouds

>>31693373
Snips.

>>31693383
second

>>31693310

what is it about Carl being redrawn as someone else that's so funny?

slow pony thread

>>31693275
> wet hair OC?
> wet hair Roseluck?
... Well, whomever the pony, that's some good art! Hooray Jessy!

>>31693382
Oh Derpy have a turtle too!

>>31693373
Hermaeus Mora tentacle fucking the entirety of Ponyville

>>31693382
Your style is adorable. Work on coloring stuff and you'll be the next Rose.

>>31693402
I guess is her OC.

>>31693383
...Fuck your request.
>>31693407

THANKSGIVING
WHY

Creepy Pony thread?

>>31693368
>I will give 600 rape fun bucks to the person that shops that into Sonichu.
I need those RFBs

>>31693288

>>31693440
>Frosted butts

INCOMING

>>31693229
slow pony don't know how to sad, slow pony don't know anything.

>>31693438
I give thanks for the few friends I have and all of the tasty treats I'll be having with friends and family later this week.

Also I give thanks for a constant stream of colorful cartoon ponies.

>>31693451

>glitter glue confirmed for gay sonic shipping

lods of epone.

>>31693402
Just a kind of personal mascot. I use her for Tumblr answers and these threads.
>>31693415
I'm flattered, but I'd rather be the first Jessy, if that makes any sense.

>>31693438
food.

>>31693467
i give thanks for still having a penis

>>31693476

>>31693451
Now this I can masturbate to!

Rape fun bucks will arrive within 10 to 16 business days and are only redeemable at participating rape shops.

>>31693480
You have a Tumblr? Mind linking?

>>31693480
DRAW A PONY

>>31693229
I don't have any heart-crushed pony images
But I guess
Imagine Twist, the morning after
When she realizes even throwing EVERYTHING on the table
no one 'wants' her the way she wants to be wanted.

>>31693484
>Applebloom secretly disguised as a present

>>31693480
Are you taking requests?

Ok classic question
Favorite pony in latest game
What happens?

>>31693480
I just meant in terms of popularity. We dig the cute around here.

>>31693515
>skyrim

You tell me

>>31693515
Applejack is dragonborn!
Make sense because im a warrior.

>>31693515
pinkie pie leads the swarm to glorious victory

>>31693515
rainbow dash
in tetris
fits no shapes

>>31693229
Here a sad one, the possible final villain that the ponies will face is the spirit of sorrow, misery, and dispair. All agressive attacks, even the elements of harmony, will make it more powerful; the only way to defeat it is to give it love.

The final boss where actually the godess that created the world that the ponies resides in. The stress caused her heart to be broken and therefore have to seal herself to prevent harm to the world, though bits of sorrow destruction and insanity she emits still seeps through. Her heart been broken into 6 pieces forming the Elements of Harmony, which then used to defend the world from the evils her madness has caused. However, it might also release her from her prison and therefore doomed the world.

The only way to fully cure her sanity is to use the magic of friendship reunite the Elements back into her heart and to use the power of love to implant it back into her body. Sadly, she'll see that the world manage to complete itself without her guidence and therefore disperse herself, body, mind and heart to the world so that the inhabitance will maintain the balance of Love and Harmony

>>31693447
Once a pone time there was pone who was eat at thanksgiveing and went to the computer to check taxes. OH NO I AM LATE and skeleton popped out. Theedn

>>31693515
>Rainbow Dash
>Saints Row The Third
Amazing things. Utterly amazing things.

>>31693451

Are you taking requests right now?

>>31693484

EL OH DEE ESS OF EE PEE OH EN EE, WOTS DAT SPELL? LOADS OF PONIES. probly.

Oh wait, sad ponies. Right, I can dig it.

>>31693506
But Snails is just waiting for her to sober up and confess her feelings for him, because he could never take advantage of her, inebriated and willing to fuck. It's beyond him.

>>31693480
Oh my god that's all too much cute pony.

I think my veins WILL collapse with a dose of this magnitude.

>>31693506
Actually I figured Snails would love nothing more than to give in and let her go to town on him, but he knows better than to take advantage of a drunk girl. He has to be the responsible adult

He wants it as bad as she does, but he wants it to be right when it happens.

>>31693506
Snails is a gentleman. He won't take advantage of her like that. That's real love.

>>31693557

>>31693497
http://thesassyjessy.tumblr.com/
>>31693511
I'm really tired from work, but I guess I could scribble a quick one or two before passing out.

>>31693515
>Skyrim
Rainbow Dash runs in full speed and gets killed because the game defaulted to master difficulty out of the box for some reason.

>>31693585
PONY

>>31693394
Because Carl is the best pony.

>>31693515
All the unique weapons in the Mojave are gone
No more junk to be found
All containers looted
Also I'm pretty sure Rarity would help Mr House

>>31693585
>I also say things with my voice

I dont know what i laugh with that. Its ok if you are tired maybe later!

>>31693577
I want more of this.

>>31693603

We seriously gotta expand on that shit.

A WILD RAINBOW DASH APPEARS!

>>31693565
>>31693574
>>31693577
proper gentlemanly snails mind.

>>31693565
>>31693574
>>31693577
>Snailssomethingsomethingmind

>>31693574
>>31693577
>>31693565
Oh thank god that's the majority opinion.

I figure Snips is just being a real responsible adult and taking consent seriously, and wants things to work with Twist -- but that's kind of hard for her to see, at least as she's waking up bleary-eyed, hung over, and maybe alone.

>>31693603
>All the raiders wake up covered in jewels one day.

>>31693585
Could you draw Rarity and The Currier from Fallout New Vegas strolling through he desert

>>31693642
>>31693637
>>31693644
>Snails gentlemen mind mind.

>>31693644
Snails. SNAILS.

>>31693438
oh shit I forgot all about it
I guess I'm not having it

>>31693658
that seems dangerous

>>31693660
Oh for FUCK'S SAKE autocomplete!

>>31693644
The thing is, it happens fairly often
One day she'll have the guts to ask for it sober, but until then she'll keep hoping liquid courage gets the results she wants

Requesting ponies thanking Celestia for their food around a turkey.

and then I ponies myself

WHAT IF PONIES WERE ONE OF US?

>"My sister, is covered in cutie marks."
>Applejack is Larry the Cable Guy.

>>31693690
That's hot.

>>31693612
I put that because I sometimes do Fluttershy readings for these threads. I may just stick to posting those on audioboo, though.

I got an invitation to RP with someone and I feel really really bad that I'm afraid to try

>>31693704
JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS

>>31693658
>aww, that's cute
>wait, what's that odd shading on her face?
>watermark
>FFFFFFUUU

Also are they siblings or mom/son in this one? I prefer siblings.

>>31693686
>she'll keep hoping liquid courage gets the results she wants
I've known girls like that. I'm hoping for her liver's sake it'll be some day soon.

>>31693634
GO LILLIGANT!
LILLIGANT USED ATTRACT!
WILD RAINBOW DASH FELL IN LOVE WITH LILLIGANT!
LILLIGANT USED PETAL DANCE!
RAINBOW DASH IS IMMOBILIZED BY LOVE!
LILLIGANT USED PETAL DANCE!
RAINBOW DASH IS IMMOBILIZED BY LOVE!
LILLIGANT USED PETAL DANCE!
RAINBOW DASH FAINTED!

>>31693515

PINKIE PIE CONFIRMED FOR ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3

>>31693710
Oh yea! You should voice FS in fighting is magic.

>>31693704
Then one of us is not the real us.
We need to test ourselves to see if we're the real us.

>>31693632
Hey PQ quick question
Mr House or NCR?

>>31693686

I was kinda interpreting that one as her not actually being drunk but pretending she was to try to get some double-team action

Exploding Ponies thread

>>31693735
How do I do that?

Is there a guide to creating OCs? No crazy colors or accessories right? Something simple, plausible enough to exist as a BG pony right?

>>31693712
Your first line has to be "I put on my robe and wizards hat."

Where is Dooks and why hasn't he uploaded to youtube the third episode in spanish?

>>31693731
THIS IS NOT GOOD

Which characters should take badass lessons for Season 3?

>>31693739
Hey, nothing wrong with wanting a little tag-team action.

>>31693746

Pretty much, yeah.

>>31693704

What, you mean, like, posting here on /co/?

Don't be ridiculous. The very idea is laughable.

>>31693739
>I was kinda interpreting that one as her not actually being drunk but pretending she was to try to get some double-team action
Yeah, that's at least as likely.
Twist just needs an excuse to go wild, without that defense she might not --

hmm
give me a minute here.

>>31693760
fluttershy

>>31693735
Only a pony would suggest that so no one would suspect it

GET HIM

>>31693746
Draw pone
Give pone a good color scheme(nothing retarded like deep red or black coat)
Give him a decent bg

>>31693758
I fucking love Lilligant.

>>31693772
i am a pony
now what?

>>31693744
Ok, Jesus is obviously Jesus.
How about you, anonymous?

>>31693515
Twilight in Fallout 3 will learn to use her magic most effectively

>>31693756
Because i'm a lazy hack and needed to do IRL stuff, it will be up tomorrow morning, as long with Applebuck Season, if i get the audio on time.

>>31693792
I ONLY LIKE POKEMON

>>31693796
can I smell your mane?

>>31693772

>mfw P.Q. is Lyra

Teach me your secrets, light-blue pone.

>>31693634

>>31693746
The golden rule of creating an OC, or any character, for that matter:
Make them interesting.

7000 years old and half vampire is not interesting.
Part goddess and loved by everyone is not interesting.

Make them amusing. Flesh them out so you can instinctively know how they'd react to a given scenario or situation. Make them a character.

>>31693515
tank in world of tanks ...
fitting

>>31693746

Yes,that could be pretty much it...

And try to avoid a Mary Sue type if you're going to give it some personality,but that's another story

>>31693823
>light-blue
what is wrong with you?

>>31693772
Yeah, what a preposterous idea!

>>31693821
NO

>>31693739
There's nothing wrong with wanting tag-team action
There's everything wrong with being dishonest about it
and/or using drunken pretense
That's all kinds of fucked up dealing with consent issues
Picture related.

>>31693746
FUCK THAT SHIT.
YOU WANT TO MAKE AN OC YOU GOTTA DO THIS SHIT RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER.
COLORS? YOU WANT FUCKING COLORS!?
YOU BETTER MAKE SURE YOU USE ALL THOSE COLORFUL MOTHERFUCKERS!
NOW, STICK SOME WINGS AND HORNS ON THAT BITCH, HOW ABOUT SOME ACCESSORIES!?
HOW MANY YOU MAY ASK IS ACCEPTABLE ON THIS MASTERFULLY CRAFTED OC?!
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! PUT THEM ALL ON!

>>31693836

Too much Skyrim.

>>31693823

>light blue

nigga what

lyra is seafoam green.

>>31693515
Pony Gear Solid 3: Scootaloo Eater

>>31693686

Twist = Women
Snips & Snails = /v/

>>31693810
Tnx bro.
You are my own personal Celestia

>>31693515

Twilight rapes errything in Dark Souls with Greater Magic Shield, Crystal Souls Spear and Homing Crystal Soulmass

>google ' skyrim fus roh dah'
>look at images

>>31693515
>Blazblue
Applejack the Blood-edge

>>31693882
>implying anyone on /v/ actually plays vidya

>>31693736

House is an abomination and is most certainly corrupt. If left in power he would grow too powerful and become the worst dictator imaginable. He dies immediately on every playthrough. The NCR? A commendable effort, but bloated and spread too far and too thin. The only way they would work is if they would give my Courier enough influence to be able to step in, slap them across the back of the head, and say "no. You are not going to do this, you're going to do that, and if you don't then you're on your fucking own." I saved their president, they should be kissing my boots.

I go for an independent Vegas, and even after the battle of the Dam, I continue traversing across the Mojave, helping whoever I can, wherever I can. Sometimes my methodology is criticized as extreme, and sometimes I am considered too lenient, but at the end of the day, the job gets done and that's all that matters.

>>31693882
>implying women have interest in /v/irgins

>>31693686

I love Snips' face in that.

>>31693890
love you too bro, i'm glad people like the uploads!

and i'm off to sleep, tomorrow uploading episode 3 and 4

>>31693769
>>31693862

I didn't mean to imply it was wrong. I'm all for tag-team action.

>>31693773

Oh boy

is it just me or is megasweets art getting worse over time? meaning the quality of the art.

>>31693928
hes getting shit at what he draws

>>31693928
it's just you fag
you're mad jelly of his leet skillz
l2d noob or gtfo

>>31693905
Once you kill Ulysseus, who do you nuke? I nuked those faggy legionaries.

>>31693928

As long as it gives me an erection I couldn't care less.

>>31693928
He just can't be dicked to do any better.
Stop doggin on him

>>31693823
>P.Q. is Lyra
>Lyra was almost shipped with the human protagonist in his last quest
>We nearly shipped ourselves with P.Q.'s self insert
>mfw

>>31693905
But House has the resources and methods to help humanity
Dictators come and go but the reconstruction of humanity would be faster,

>>31693746
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Rqe6JXeJmPeREtVSqN8dmDnZhw8zINr5MWLe6c9fGMY/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>31693904
>mfw when I hail from the land of /v/irgins.
>mfw I play vidya.
Problem?

>>31693771
Great job to whoever thought of doing this crossover.

and to think i've thought MLP generals have matured beyond what is shown on pony thread simulators

>>31693971
Unfortunately those two aren't related

>>31693944
Me too.

>>31693974
what is it?

Oh holy shit this is an old one.

I do kind of wonder how a 'friends with benefits' thing would go with Twilight. God knows she'd pencil in 'sexytime' in her insane schedule/planner.

>>31693979
You thought wrong, nigger.

>>31693979
I just play the Mario track in the background on a loop when I browse.

Because otherwise I would just be attempting to fool myself.

>>31693979
>implying things improve as they go on

>>31694006
That faggot promise me a Celestia/Fluttershy fic and he never deliver!

>>31693746

Speaking of OCs, I'm seriously considering creating a OC who was a human transported to ponyland and has to deal with being stuck a pony.

More of in a Kafka Metamorphosis way than any kind of wish fulfillment.

Should I just give up now

>>31693979
if it ain't broke...

>>31694018
trixie is so ugly that she broke that mirror good

>>31693864
TOO MUCH WORK?
JUST PRESS RANDOM
http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904

>>31693944

I talked Ulysses down and nuked Caesar's Legion.

>>31693959

He has the resources and methods, and yet he chooses to keep them to himself. Notice how he never spread outside of the Strip; even after Freeside's population boomed, he completely ignored it, even going so far as to keep them out. He is a textbook narcissist, and even if he could help humanity as a whole, he would not - he only cares for himself.


Also I am not Lyra what the fuck.

>>31694024
Whoops.

>>31694027
Sounds very Kafkaesque

>>31694027

If it was some kind of dark psychological thing without going so far as to be "grimdark" I could see it being interesting.

>>31694044
>confirmed for lyra

>>31694044
>I talked Ulysses down
You mean you didn't have to kill him?

>>31694018

god look how fat she is

>>31694044

>P.Q is Lyra

No wonder I like you so much.

>>31694063
I'm sick of people calling things Kafkaesque that aren't Kafkaesque.

>>31693928
where do you see new MS I haven't seen him for the longest time

>>31694045

so now people are on derpy being mother of two?
fanon refusing to die? madness!

>>31693394
its cause the voice never changes.

>>31694051
Oh shit! Everyone is coming back!
Honestly i thought you just quit pones.

>>31694099
Sorry I was just watching the Squid and the Whale, I couldn't help it

>>31694069

Planned development for him is that he finds the whole thing surreal and silly at first, but soon becomes genuinely frightened of his situation. He's desperate to try and maintain his human mind but eventually breaks from a variety of factors and is reduced to the typical pony mindset in the end. Something like that.

>>31694102

Still it is a cute drawing.

>>31694129
Dude that was a Mission Hill joke.

>>31694132
Could be pretty interesting actually. It ends with him getting a cutie mark and devoting his life to his "special talent."

>>31694077
>>31694086

I'M NOT LYRA GOD DAMN IT.

>>31694083

Nope, not if you pass the speech checks. What, you mean to tell me you played NV and didn't focus on maxing out Speech before any other stat?

>>31694156
I can't be responsible for every mission hill joke

FlyingSaucer. You still here?

>>31694168
I always played as a 1 int

>>31694168
Ok last question
What companions?

>>31694156

his reply was part of the joke ("actually it's a parody of the poeple who use kafkesque when it doesn't apply")

>>31694168
>not maxing out Speech

AHAHAHAHAHA
I bet he fought the Legate too

>>31694133

>404

>>31694117
Well yeah
I quit
I got bored
Now I'm back
Fuckin' pet episode got me back in the game
Anyone request these?

>>31694018
I wish I could hug blue pone and tell her its okay she can stay with me
Id cook her dinner but no sexy stuff

>>31694192
This joke is too meta for the people who tell it.

>>31694220
This conversation is too meta for me

>>31694168
>>31694200
Speech is for pansies who don't kill everyone who could possibly pose a threat.

>that feel when seeing a hipster chick wearing a Hot Topic MLP t-shirt IRL

>>31694201
>Probably never existed in the first place

>>31694188
Man the retarded playthroughs in the first fallouts were always funny

>>31694206
> textedit
Mah pony!

>>31694254
My gun has maxed out speech.
Whenever it talks, everything listens to its commands.

My favorite pony is Cartilage Head

>>31694027

sounds vaguely like that fic i never finished.

>>31694263
>Hipster chick
>In a Hot Topic
There's something wrong here

>>31694278
> A Teacher's Love
Oh. Oh my.

>fallout
>talking to people
I didn't but I didn't kill anyone either
I'm somehow the best, last hope for humanity or something

>>31694156

Googer geiger?

>>31694191

I have no permanent companion. I meet many through my travels, and sometimes, they accompany me. I started with Boone, as do most, but after spending enough time with him to soak up his knowledge of sniping we parted ways. I moved on to Veronica, who taught me hand-to-hand combat techniques that could save my life in a desperate situation, before we parted ways as well. Next was Rose of Sharon Cassidy, who taught me how to down two bottles of whiskey and still hit my target (or at least, fire accurately enough to scare them away). Now I travel with Arcade Gannon, and where our adventures will lead us is yet to be seen.

>>31694309

your mind cannot grasp the true form of that level of irony.

any simple drawing requests?

>>31694018
Don't worry trixie it will be your time to shine soon.

>>31694163

Okay then.

I'll get to work on it once I'm done with my Twilight Sparkle clopfic

I posted an unfinished draft of it here before

>>31694340
pony butts

>>31694200

>not fighting the legate with a strike team of NCR veteran rangers, Enclave veterans, and handpicked comrades at your back

Sure, talking him down is fun, but engaging a small scale war with myself and Boone providing sniper support while Cannibal Johnson and the rangers mow the legate's men down is far more entertaining.

>>31694345
Is this what I think it is?!

BUENO

There we go

That drunk facade as a comfort zone can only hold up so long

>>31694359
I just felt smart talking him down

As soon as I did I reloaded and went back and fought him

>>31694369
>And then Snails was arrested.

>>31694355
Butt Ponies.

>>31694345
>trixies daily life

>>31694004

>>31694309
no, they just can't tell if they are being ironic to culture at large, subcultures, or themselves anymore.

we're witnessing the hipster end game right now. expect Amish clothing for about a week, then narrow black ties and business attire.

after that comes the ritual suicide. because living is so yesterday.

>>31694355
anything other than that?

>>31694369

>>31694369

so how old are they in these Drunk Twist pictures

are they LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT years old

>>31694369
After this event, Twist didn't ask again for a long while. When she did, it was accompanied with a proposal.

>>31694369
GO SNAILS!

>>31694369
Marvelous!

>>31694411
Dragon butts

>>31694329
I never played games like that
It was either HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUN or just laughing like a maniac as I killed that fucker who caused so many game overs after hours and hours of grinding
To see even the mightiest foes drop dead at your feat just as you touch them....to have enough power to become a god...to see that poor wolf that actually thinks he has a chance against a fire wielding lunatic.

>>31694369
Snails being alpha as fuck? HOW

>>31694206
I wish I screencapped what you wrote about Celestia and Fluttershy it was really really nice

>>31694436
dragon dilldos

>>31694423
pony equivilent to teenagers. snails is skirting statutory age but hes not there yet.

Anybody here have any friends IRL?

>>31694369
All these feels...

>>31694369

Jesus, that's a tough position to put someone in.
Really, think about it. I mean obviously she wants it but isn't quite comfortable coming out and saying it, and now she basically has to make a snap decision.

>>31694461
>friends
>IRL

>>31694441

here have the antidote

>>31694449
Dragon dildos inside dragon butts

>>31694461
Yeah.
But I realized they suck and are fucktard assholes.
I prefer you guys.
So... no.

>>31694461
yes one lives a thirty minute drive away, and the others all live in different states, hence why I'm on 4chan.

>>31694461
Yes, but we never hang out anymore;_;

>>31694322
And "Biology of Ponies"

Not sure thats a good combination.

>>31694461
Like 2 good ones, the rest are varying levels of friend to acquaintance.

>>31694461

Plenty.

And one or two of them know that I watch MLP

>>31694461
Yes. Only 3 close ones that I actually care about. The rest are aquaintences.

>>31694509

*sigh* that was a fun game ...

>>31694461

yes, but unlike me they do have to work tomorrow because they're not working on an outsourcing company that gets silly american holidays off.

>>31694437

But don't you see? That's when it's all worth it. You take everything you have learned from these companions, every night spent taking shifts keeping watch, every time you saved their ass or they saved yours, every time you said goodbye without really saying goodbye - that's what makes it all worth it when you first use what you learned to incapacitate them, then look them in the eyes, feeling nothing but anticipation, and tell them one thing: "I am going to kill you." And that's all that needs to be said, really. You can't just tell them why you're doing it, you have to let your actions speak for you. You have to let them figure it out for themselves, from your shots placed well enough to stun but not to kill, from your harsh blows in just the most tender areas, from the cold look in your eyes and the complete lack of emotion in your voice.

Perhaps they will never know, or perhaps they will know too much. It's irrelevant, anyway; they're going to die either way.

>>31694461
Most people I know are a combination of Gilda and CoD kids that are to fucking stubborn to stop praising CS 1.6 and grow up

>>31694475
Chistery, this is prime quickfic material.

Why does Snails want to be pretty?

>>31694534

Looks like Dash is a flaming homosexual.

>>31694437
For some reason I just imagine Mordecai from Borderlands saying this before starting to laugh

>>31694550
>CS 1.6
Source is fine, you need better friends.

>>31694537
t'was. Still got a lot of episodes left to finish though - but I only play them when traveling with my laptop.

>>31694534

So Rarity is...... Doctor Doom?

She is never seen because she is desperately trying to make that mask and the armor Fabulous!!

>>31694592

close

>>31694540

Perhaps I should clarify: this is in reference to killing enemies, not the companions themselves. I'm not a sociopath, when I say we part ways I mean we actually part ways. I make sure to stay in touch, of course, and sometimes even visit, but we both know that our trailblazing days are over. Perhaps it's for the best, though. I've made enemies, and anyone who stays with me too long is going to get hurt. Sometimes I think some of them want to be hurt, though. I think it's the only thing that makes them feel alive anymore. And that's fine, but I won't be responsible for it.

>>31694559
>pretty
Oh. Oh god. Wait, I started writing something like this a while back.

Well, short answer is ... well, Snails doesn't want to be a guy, or more accurately thinks he wants to be pretty in the way girls like to be pretty.

I don't know if I should get into this, or I'll get even more >penis questions.

>>31694592
Pinkie Pie could be Doctor Doom. The Chair appears and disappears between comic book frames, even the crazy plots still fit her.

>>31694592
I would prefer Pinkie Doom.

I could accept Rarity Doom if we get Pinkie Squirrel Girl out of the deal.

>>31694618
>>31694624
Pinkie Doom mind

>>31694589

>macindash

>>31694571
That's because Mordecai is fucking awesome.

>Hes just ranting about this at some ratty bar off somewhere in the galaxy.

>>31694027
You could defiantly make this into one of those ask blogs.

>>31694592
>>31694603
>>31694624
I have always maintained that Rarity would make a fantastic villain under other circumstances. She's even got a good villain flaw with her OCD.

>>31694635
fluttershy u so jelly. ive read your self insert big mac fanfiction you hide under your bed.

>>31694616

holy fucking shit, i had forgotten you had promised me this chistery!

why isn't this complete yet, why?!

>>31694643
NO, FUCK YOU. I AM MAKING THIS INTO AN ASK BLOG AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CN DO ABOUT IT.

>>31694573
I wish I could find some
But most people here are like that
I live in a shitty place
My best friend is a Jenova's Witness. And I'm an atheist

>>31694461

I currently have around 5 irl friends. 1 of them doesn't talk to me much anymore since he got a gf and a job and moved further out of town. 1 is a troll since I like ponies but he's always been "the asshole you like". 1 is indifferent and I couldn't convert. 1 is moved near me and i converted his whole family to ponies. 1 is a steam friend but we chat everyday so i include him as a friend.

I also have two ... "weird" pony friends on steam. I don't know them very well though, and they are a little on the "brony" side.

I work a lot so friends are more limited than they used to be.

>>31694603
Fuck dude. This is making me want to buy a Rarity toy and have my Burning Gundam riding her.

>>31694654
GGGGAAAAAAH, okay, okay, I'll finish what I have with this Dash and Twilight scene in the Library and then I'll get started on cross dressing Snails.

>>31694616
I want this very much.

>>31694670
>1 is indifferent and I couldn't convert. 1 is moved near me and i converted his whole family to ponies.

You are everything fucking wrong with being a horsefucker, you sick bastard.

>>31694461
I have one friend I haven't seen all year
My mom has seen him more than I have

>>31694642
Mordecai is indeed awesome
And seeing how he laughs and talks I could actually see him doing that.

>>31694672
>mlp meets carrie

AWWWWWW SHIIITTTTTT

>>31694679
You know, I bet Snails is actually great at crossdressing. He might not be physically the prettiest, but something about him seems like he would really know what to do to make himself look as good as possible.

>>31694671

do it man, you have to do it.

>>31694690

er ok.
Fuck you?

>>31694699
Mordecai in Ponyville
SOMEONE DRAW THIS ALREADY

>>31694699
> Mordecai
> immediately think Mordecai and Rigby of the Regular Show
> in Borderlands
Man, I'd totally play that game if they were in it.

Incidentally, ponies?

>>31694650
>rainbow dash gets all the studs
>fluttershy writes fanfictions where she gets all of rainbow's men, while wishing someone would love her

im liking this idea

>>31694729
>Hard mode:
Not grimdark.

>>31694667
Jehovah's Witness. We don't go from planet to planet, draining their lifestreams.

>>31694732
>I'm going to fuck you in the ass!

>>31694732

best gay ponies

>>31694719
one thing i've never quite nailed down? are pegasai, unicorns, and earth ponies different species or different races. So far haven't we only seen same type couples? (with the possible exception of Rarity's dad who may or may not have a horn under his hat)

>>31694744
continue

>>31694756

Faust said they can interbreed, so it's races, not species.

>>31694741
I was thinking him just being confused
Lie this

>>31694757
this has always been one of my favorite pictures from the fandom. I don't support the ship, but the way it looks is just, amazing.

>>31694756
Different races. Word of Faust says that they can interbreed.

I would also assume that Zevra's are a pony race, and not a similar looking species.

>>31694729
It would make for a potentially awesome>fanfiction

>>31694756
Rarity's dad is an earth pony and nothing can convince me otherwise.

>>31694702
mark last thread

>>31694756
Races, as in ethnicity. Though it ends up leaving room for racial epithets, like mud ponies for Earth ponies.

>>31694782
source?

i thought she only said they reproduce the traditional way, but didn't expand beyond that.

>>31694757
>Not Derpy x Doctor
>2011

hmmmm

>>31694807
Someone asked it in a different question, and she answered, confirming racial interbreeding, and said something about marriage.

Dont have the screenshot.

>>31694750
They are bros and nothing else

>>31694816

>>31694816
Excellent.

>>31694801
Rarity's dad is Mike Ditka, of course he's an earth pony.

>>31694784
I wish there were more of this.

HOLY SHIT

HENTAI KEY HAS MADE A MLP GAME!

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Hentai%20Key%20Cheerileeeee.swf

SWEET JESUS!

Who would be more appropriate to sing "May It Be" by Enya?

Celestia, or Luna?

Personally, I think it would be CeLuna, hah hah hah; you thought I was going to say Celestia didn't you.

You are now envisioning your favorite princess singing.

>>31694828
okay i was only aware of the one comment and her mention of "three pony races" in her response article to that crazy feminist article written early in the series.

>>31694830
They are friends with benefits. Those benefits being free passes to any Wonderbolts performances in exchange for free pies when they stop by Appleloosa.

>>31694784

THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

>>31694828
Yeah, Faust also said some things about "only after marriage" and that alcohol consumption just isn't something ponies do.

So, well, I take that all with a grain of salt.

>>31694848

>>31694803
Leth already marked it manually.

>>31694880
leth is dead

>>31694849
>karaoke duet with celestia
>you're both terrible, no one cares, it's all for fun
>knowing her, it'd be rather sexually charged, but only because she likes to be a tease

>>31694830

There's nothing wrong with a little hot gay stallion sex between bros

>>31694848

>>31694886
Not to me

;_;

>>31694849
Luna, singing "I'm Not That Girl."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjZ3h_4rWI4

>>31694859
I wish there were more of this too.

>>31694848
This is bad and you should feel bad.

>>31694784
I've always kind of harbored a want for a followup to this.

You know, Rorschach investigating a death in Ponyville, but instead of a lengthy diatribe about how awful and sinful the city is, he talks at length about how great the town is.

"Dog being pet in the alley. This town is not afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended parties, and the parties are full of cake, and when the guests finally all get full, all of the dancing will start."

>>31694904
there's a lot

>>31694848

>>31694895
Luna's voice is deeper than that. More like Galadriel from LOTR.

>>31694922
Are there actualy 14 of them? You only ever see that one, really.

if that was luna i would me extreme masturbating right now


but only if it was the old classic luna not the new shit

>>31694917
They will gather around me, mothers and foals, and they will shout "Save us!"

And I will look down, and whisper "I will."

>>31694848
Cheerilee isn't amused.

THIS THREAD IS NOT BLUE ENOUGH!

>>31694937

There are parts 1 2 and 3 then it suddenly skips to 14

>>31694917
The Question is nothing more than DC's watered down version of Rorschach, or maybe Rorschach is the 'extreeeem' version -- but it makes me wonder just how paranoid / batshit crazy Question would be about 'the secret political alliances' within Ponyville and Equestria.

Namely just how few there are and how quickly he'd be driven up a wall trying to 'solve' petty thefts.

>>31694956

rainbow dash it is then

>>31694936
Idina Menzel's voice is about the pitch you'd expect for a full-grown woman. Her singing voice is higher.

I suppose Luna's is the same.

>>31694984
I LIKE YOU

>>31694971

roscharch was created because they didn't let moore use the question, so there.

>>31694971
Honestly, the Question would probably just be pissy that they're all living in what is almost certainly communism.

"Stop sharing! Economics doesn't work that way!"

http://woonastuck.tumblr.com/

Egophiliac is doing a Woona blog.

>my face.

>>31694959
Any human introduced to the village would probably work most in packaging and simple storage, because they don't know much about money, customs, or anything involving magic or flying.

Unless they work up some special talent, their 'special talent' is hefting things vertically and using ten digits.

>>31694866
I thought that thing about alcohol was more of a "society looks down on drinkers" thing instead of the ponies just not having alcohol. Although the possibility that ponies have never considered drinking/can't drink alcohol has fun implications for Human in Equestria fanfiction.

>Hey Twilight, do you have any booze? I need a drink.
>Booze?
>Alcohol.
>You drink alcohol?
>Yeah.
>You know it's a flammable poison, right?
>I know.
>Why do you drink it?
>For fun.
>......

>>31694971
>The Question is nothing more than DC's watered down version of Rorschach

>>31695003
I know the backstory, I'm just saying "I wonder how Question would react differently."

>>31694955
>>31694927
>>31694893
>>31694873

Can anyone describe to me what is it like?, i want to see it but not really.

>>31694912

Amputee pony thread?

>>31694891
>There's nothing wrong with a little hot gay stallion sex between bros

>>31694848

>>31695018
>never draws nostrils

Why does that bother me so much?

>>31695002
IT'S TERRIBLE

>>31694984
All behold.

>>31695037

It's a terrible recolor of a different hentaikey flash

>>31695041
>you will never fuck Rarity's limbless torso

>>31695051
there's no oxygen in space, she'll be fine without nostrils

>>31695060
HOW DID YOU GET SO BLUE?!

>>31695070
Egophiliac almost never draws nostrils on anything.

>>31695084
i have only just noticed this now

>>31695073

Dashie just blue herself

>>31695073
All natural.

By the by, its 07:20 AM in central Europe. Brush your teeth and prepare to head out to do... whatever it is you lot do.

p.s. this
>>31695055
was directed at this
>>31695037
and not this
>>31695002

>>31695041

>>31695044

Why, Braeburn, don't you think you'd love to pin your best bro to the ground, both of you naked, your hot, muscular chest pressed up against his as you stare into his face; he's panting and looking into your eyes with a longing stare and you just can't resist taking his slightly smaller dick in your hoof and rubbing it against yours

>>31695114
NO!

>>31695114
Why.

That picture had such potential, could have been so cute.

Just. Why.

>>31695114

>>31695124

>>31695154
I WANT THAT BOX