This is the picture that Rose did that they used in the Hub commercial, I think. Also, they flipped it so he's facing the other way.

>>31682916
>scootabuse

What is this? June?

>no MLPG in the topic line
Smashing job.

>>31682938
They did not.

>>31682938
I'll need some verification for this

HOLY SHIT HENTAI KEY FINALLY MADE A MLP FLASH!!!

http://images.4channel.org/f/src/Hentai%20Key%20Cheerilee.swf

>My MFW face when Rarity has to give up her preferred fame over her friends in the upcoming ep.

>>31682964
In the commercial he is flipped the other way round, in the tournament brackets

>>31682950

like that even matters.

it's got the word "pony". we good.

How Hasbro stole the Christmas (or just some fan-art actually)

>>31682973
She will only give up some connections, fuck connections, real mares earn the world with hard work.

How does poni keep their teeth so white?

>>31683004

>>31683014

>>31682950
Thanks, you too.

>>31683004
By chewing hay.

>>31682966
>2006 copyright
pffhahahahaha
A for Effort, though.

>>31683004
WITH A TOOTHBRUSH

>>31682964
>dragon
>not draconequis or whatever
Hasbro doesn't even know their own shows. Fuck, I'm gonna write them an angry letter about this.

>>31683026
Bedroom eyes?

>go onto front page of dA
>see this http://www.deviantart.com/#/d4h2st7
that face.. it's following me

captcha: asiedb uncanny
yeah that sounds about right

>>31682966
Best laugh I've had all day.

>>31681849
I'm sorry this didn't come out well. I can't even attach an image properly.

>>31683064

well I can;t watch the video
does anyone have a scrrensho-
>>31682938

oh

Would you, /co/?

Good Lord am I late.

Streaming Coraline and then a few other movies afterwards until sometime from 11.

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

>>31683064
Reuniclus, you should draw more Sweetie Belle.

>>31683104
I made a rule: I am never going to save those creepy smile reaction pics.

>>31683064
>not loving animuface.jpg

>>31683111
No.

>>31683116
Meh i was waiting for sum art.

>>31683116
You're not gonna draw?

my attempt at drawing on model. i know the things i am doing wrong but my dumb brain still does them anyways.

>>31683118
>calling those sweet adorable singing Pegasi creepy

HEATHAN

>>31683088
Looks pretty swanky, nonetheless

>>31683117
but I have not even drawn the other pones yet

Masked Mare is Princess Celestia

>>31683137
>>31683141
As much as I'd like to draw, I've been emotionally exhausted for a couple of weeks now (recent events aren't helping at all).
I figure this could be a different way of contributing.

>>31683111
I'd need a voice to attach to that before I could say

Anyone have that screengrab of dash on her back looking fat? This is for a project.

>>31683155
But Sweetie is the superior pone.

>>31683149
I calls 'em how I sees 'em.

"WHY?!" "IT DOESN'T WORK!"

>>31683155
Why is that even relevant to whether you can draw best poni or not?

>>31683179
Here's his voice. Do you have a boner yet?

>>31683145
I like the hamburgers very much they are a nice touch

>>31683145
SAV'D. Love your style! Keep it up man.

>>31683187
>project

Rose still here? Or have you run off to drink gallons of celebratory champagne and slur lyrics from Prince of Egypt?
I've got a request for a friend.

>>31683145
not bad, but her tail is HUGE

>>31683230
She is canon now! We are nothing for her now!

>>31683238
that just means there's more of it to eat

>>31683230
Griffy and Nyx go to White Castle?

>>31683252
she's as canon as the toys are.

>>31683191
To each his own I suppose. I think its adorableness

>>31683268
can we change her name

>>31683202
...can't recall that voice...

>>31683222
Okay, so it's not much of a project.

>>31682938


>>31683230
hello, yes?

>>31683195
>nyarlathotep, man of a thousand faces or something like that
>a picture where somepony doesn't have the face/form the desire

You cruel, wonderful bastard

>>31683289
>you will never relax on the vast, soft blue plains that are Dash's belly

>>31683289

>>31683322
>You will never be a cloud and have Dash sleep on you

>>31683290
>Discord came

>>31683290
Do this
>>31683265

>>31683290
I probably shit my pants if they use my art in a comercial. Im happy for you.

>>31683289
He's gonna fuck her bellybutton.

>>31683344
ponies don't have bellybuttons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0xKNdu-EQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOEz6jlFa-I&

>>31683353
Placental mammals.

>>31683361
horses don't have bellybuttons

>>31683353
Wrong.

When is the beach episode? I want to see Rainbow Dash surf a tidal wave!

>>31683354
those are pretty good, albeit short.

>>31683290
The thing is it probably wasn't intentional though. Someone on the HUB in charge of making the commercial probably googled for some images of Discord, and yours came up, and since it looks quite like the show they probably thought it was existing material that they owned.

Make sure to scan the letter they'll send you begging you not to sue.

>>31683343
Though you have to wonder why they'd just nab it from the fanbase without any prompt whatsoever.

I mean, the last time that shit happened was when a company tried to use MegaSweets' art for a shirt design.

>>31683179
In my headcanon, manhorse sounds like Mos Def.

>>31683379

>>31683376
Horses are mammals. They do live births.

>>31683290
Oh hi rose! Celebratory reaction drawing, I see.
Would draw a stencil Doctor Who (Tennant (his hair/scarf) or Matt Smith (bow tie/fez)) as an anteater? My friend wants it to silk screen and give to another friend, and he'd be willing to pay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=nrnJJhXZ02Y

>>31683290
Say...if you're taking requests...
Would yo kindly draw Fluttershy pretending to be Rainbow Dash, shades included, in the mirror when she thinks no one is watching?

>>31683289

>>31683421
I should add I have no idea how that whole process works. Something stencil, something single color...

Is Rose famous now as an uncredited fanartist

LYRA BON-BON KUNG FU TEAM GO

>>31683471
Rose is going to leave us for the show

>>31683481
oh no

>>31683481
She's is a better place now, Anon.

>>31683474
They fight crime as "Sweet Silence" and "Jawbreaker" respectively.

Does anyone have that Dash and Pinkie "I EM SAD PONI I DON'T UNDERSTAND FRIENDSHIT" picture?

>>31683447
Ahaha

Dude put on of Dash napping on her own belly

>>31683111
What is it about that pose thats so sensual

I swear i've seen like 3 or 4 draws of Rarity posing exactly like that too.

>>31683504
JB: What's in the baaaaag!?

>>31683354
what the actual fuck

Dat mint-green ass

>>31683563

Don't look just keep walking

>>31683592
sadly that belongs to Bon Bon

>>31683592
What the fuck are you doing!

>>31683354
Haha oh wow.

>>31683606
I'm trying but they keep talking to me, how can I ignore their pleas?

Asscockballs

>>31683651
gimme dat

>the mysterious mare is Derpy

>>31683592
>Lyra uses Linux Mint

>Batman: TAS is on The Hub
>Am now sad that I don't get The Hub

>>31683354
to paraphrase the greatest minds of our species, "what"

This is so lazy in so many ways

>>31683732
I'll say, can't you do a better one?

The masked mare is Kenny.

>>31683711
Hey. Broke says you need to write Griffy and Christmas, A Nyx Special: In Which Griffy Gets All The Bitches and Nyx Takes Over The World

>>31683732
We need an alien Chestburster one.

>>31683781

Rose for stealing your fanart without permission you should sue Hasbro for a gorrilion dollars or make them make decent toys

>>31683333
>that feel when you see Dash flying towards you, her belly scraping along the ground as she pants and puffs, the short flight over from her ground-level cloud tiring her out, as she finally collapses on the ground
>that feel when you meet her halfway and go to wrap your arms around her, but can only reach partway, but you give her a good squeeze anyway
>that feel when she smiles at you and then burps, before apologising and asking if you want to go grab some lunch

Applejack and the group proceed to tickle Pear-Blossom. Applebloom smashes all of the pears in the fruit stand.

>>31683790
The masked mare is Pinkies Aunt Surprise

>>31683376
Horses have bellybuttons, but they're covered in hair.

Rose now that you are famous will you still remember the little people?

>>31683799
winston, i am 100% certain you and broke are the same damn person. i might be wrong! but i doubt it.
anyway, i'm off to bed now, but tell broke i will certainly do that tomorrow when i'm back from getting all my shit done. it will be glorious, i am sure.

OH COME ON.

>>31683835
i would shit my pants so hard if that happened

>>31683888
That's actually really nice

>>31683888
Who the fuck drew this

and where is the fucking gore porn for this faggot OC.

>>31683888
What? Make sense damnit!

>>31683914
I would settle for regular porn. He's a whore and there's no porn.

>>31683892
>Pinkie knows who the masked mare is immediately upon seeing her
>when everyone asks Pinkies she says its surprise
>oh pinkie u so random

>>31683917
Just the new Nyx of the fandom. As if being a brony wasn't hard enough already.

>>31683981
>guaranted replies

>>31682938

>>31683981

ice pack is /co/'s nyx.

>>31683994
>I'm upset when other people get attention, even accidentily

>>31684001
>not cute
>not beloved by everyone
>not ridiculously overpowered
>a literal prostitute
>Nyx

Yeah, no. Also note how we're not gushing about how awesome he is, and he's not the star of a six-star fanfic on EqD.

>>31683957
>straight oc shipping

>>31684001
IP has never made me want to murder someone.

I moreso like the fact that Weaver there hasn't even been porn drawn of Ice Pack yet, and he's already garnering more hate than Nyx.

I applaud you, Glitter Glue. You are, indeed, a wizard.

>>31684025
I never said it had to be straight. Or shipping, for that matter. That implies a relationship. This would just be sex.

I'm in the middle of making a custom Zecora for my step sister. Progress is slow as shit because they fact it has to self dry. Haven't made any of the rings yet, and when it's dry I still have to sand all of it down.

>>31684011
no
I just don't care

i want to discuss ponies, but since this is mlpg - i barely doubt this will happen

>>31683981
>not realising 100% of everything GG draws isnt meant to troll the shit out of you
>2011

>>31684027
More hate than Nyx? Were you even around when Past Sins was a thing? You literally couldn't make a thread for a while, because as soon as somebody posted an image of the little shit it just went to hell.

>>31684027
>he's already garnering more hate than Nyx.
I'd disagree, most people seem to at least tolerate the character, even around here. I mean, I wouldn't say the majority, but in a Nyx VS IP faceoff, I know who /co/ would choose to hate more.

>>31684052
Looking good. I like her mane.

>>31684055
Oh you care
You care so much you can't help but to post about it
It burns your ass
and you can't admit it

>>31684059
wait...
WAIT
did you just implied hat Ice Pack is a self-insert?

you do realize that self-insert means IP is not an OC, it is a ponysona? GG is a prostitute in life?

>>31684052
I just realised you had decapitate the toy to make the long neck.

do you think as long as the show is putting out new seasons, bronies will still be a thing? i'm talking the really outspoken mainstream kids, not even the sexual deviants

>>31684027
>mad

No, as you can see by all the lovey dovey gift art you can clearly see the majority of bronies support Main Cast fucking OCs.

>>31684074
Zebra hair isn't a mane

>>31684111
See trekkies

>>31684078

>>31684074
Thanks. Hopefully I can put the rings on tomorrow and give it a nice first coat of paint. I have to make stencils for her stripes and cutiemark.

>>31684103
I cried as I did that, and I cried as I cut off Pinkie's hair. but in the end I look at it and smiled because it seemed I got a little..... Naughty.

>>31684112
For all the innuendo, there's an utter lack of porn, and I don't think there's even been any bedroom antics. So if the manwhorse was made just to fuck the girls on the show, it's a weird way to go about it.

>>31684102
In this case wouldn't it be implying that GG wanted to get paid to fuck ponies?

>>31683004

brushie brushie brushie

>>31684059
>>31684066
are we forgetting somegriffon?

>>31684102
I didn't imply that at all...

>>31683825
I agree with this.

>>31684176
>Implying

>>31684149
>there's an utter lack of porn

GG can't draw porn or so he claims, but it's clearly implied and it gets under your skin even more so because of it.

>>31684149
Most of the 34 artists don't like drawing male characters period

And I'm ok with that

>>31684149
GG's treading a fine line between making a character who fucks the main cast for the sake of jokes and making a fursona to pretend you yourself fuck the mane cast.

>>31684174
Aw jeez, not that damn OC griffon.

>>31684207
Oh come on! At least he is funny not like nyx.

Whoa, what the fuck?

>Rose's art is in a commercial

When the fuck was this?

>>31684188
He's drawn porn, and I don't think he's ever claimed he hasn't, just that he's no good at it and that he prefers innuendo because people can come up with better mental images.

>>31684174
I have no idea who any of those things are.

>>31684218
When the Hastrolls decided to steal it. Like they've done before.

>>31684196
Same.

Porn should be about characters I care about, not some person's idea of a good character to fuck the ponies.

>>31684215
Oh come on, you know we all love that hot little cutie.

>>31684250

>>31684233
Their legal team could probably cite it as their intellectual property, given how Discord is their created character, 'just be glad we aren't suing your ass for drawing fanart, etc.

>>31684174
oh hey, speaking of which

>>31684207
Oh please. As if he's not the best OC this fandom has ever produced and he should totally be in the show along with all his other OC friends.

This thread needs more diabetes.

>>31684228
>he's no good at it

He could totally be faking it.

>>31684265
Only Sweetie Belle can touch my dick!

>>31684279
the fuck is that thing

>>31684281
no fuck that ship

>>31684279
> 12 oz mouse visits Ponyville
Sorry, I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

>>31684302
>ponyborn

She kills other ponies?

suddenly griffy

did anyone notice the griffy looking duck in this episode

>>31684305
HNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>31684305
> Glitter Glue 'Applejack finds the pair in the barn' comic incoming in 3 ... 2 ...

>>31684305
>fuck all ships
FTFY

>>31684200
I'd say he's pretty safely on the former side, myself.

>>31684176
sorry, the >>31684102 was for >>31684027

>>31684228
Yeah, he drew fat-dash naked, right?

>>31684250
my idea of a good character to fuck the ponies is me, so leave it vague already

>>31684302

ponyborn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb4aW-kl0Lo

>>31684319

So did glitter get banned again or what

Usually he shows his faggot ass around when people start talking about him for any reason.

>>31684317
That is what the file name said when i originally downloaded it.

>>31684368
Bed pardon, but you know where I'm going with this

>>31684302
Good show.
But I must have more.
What if she used a different shout?

>>31684386

>ponyborn

This means she's descended from ponies.

She's still dragonborn, she's attacking Spike in the picture.

>>31684418
She'd only use Aura Whisper.

>>31684353
Oh, definitely, I was just explaining why I think he doesn't move on to the actual explicit sex stuff, or even direct portrayals.

>>31684458
This sounds life her.

>>31684458
Or Animal Allegiance?

>>31684473
well with a little editing she could use dismay in Dragonshy...

>>31684464
I CAN SEEEE YOUUUUUU

Bunnies slaughtered: 0

>>31684497
She will collect all the bunnies.

Why are there so many fucking furfags who RP with the draws in the comments with emotes

nothing pisses me off more I swear

>>31684368
He did that to troll dashfags because they kept begging him to make dash pictures

> working on this all day

I wonder if Twilight had to take required LAS courses in addition to her 'science' and thaumatological studies, and if she hated the art crit courses.

Do you think Dash and Fluttershy have Associate's Degrees? Y'think Rarity did anything but Cosmotology school?

>>31684575
All of Dash's qualifications are to do with clouds, they are her sole area of expertise.

>>31684575
>Y'think Rarity did anything but Cosmotology school

Naa she just start sewing and everything went better than expected.

>>31684561

I dunno, lol XD

*hugs*

>>31684575
>4chan is now twitter

>>31684575
get out

>>31684652
this is the result of general threads where everyone is familiar with each other

>>31684575
Do you have a pony?

>>31684412

I thought fat dash was kind of cute

which pony has the sexiest teats

>>31684575
I feel like Dash is the pegasus equivalent of a Berklee dropout

Why does everyone in Ponyville beat up the people with mental disorders?

>>31684652
It's more than 40 characters. If anything it'd be like Tumblr. Just wondering if Twilight invests all of her 'good student' skills in every single course, because she seems to be awfully invested in MATH AND SCIENCE.

Here, have some pony. Pardon the interruption.

>>31684716
She is a big nerd so yes she does.

>>31682916

you are now imagining scoots with a mouthful of your cum

>>31684702
Twilight, not least because she'd be happy to lie on her side while she read and you drank your fill

>>31684711
They have to be tenderized before they are eaten.

>>31682973
I am quite curious to how her friends are going to convince her to abandon her hopes and dreams so that they can selfishly keep her friend tethered to a life of horrific mediocrity.

Moral of the episode: Friends are assholes and will try to keep you down to their level so you can never succeed.

>>31684725
I hate you...

>>31684700
That'd because Dash is cute

>>31684725
Hah! I got Fluttershy instead!

...Wait, fuck.

>>31684725
She looks happy about it.

>>31684716
She obsesses over deadlines and shit. She's that one person that is so fucking organized that you just cannot understand how they maintain it, but nothing catches them off-guard and they finish everything on time.

>>31684671
What good is being a fan of a show about friendship without friends?

>>31684753
I know that feel but with other pone.

what if scootaloo is actually rainbow dash's illegitimate son

>>31684785
She will have the same shitty fanon Applebloom and Sweetie have.

>>31684736
> pet Rarity
Shut. Down. EVERYTHING.

Picture unrelated.

>>31684760
>>>/gotoponychan/youfaglord

>>31684736
But what's worse?

Being forced to give-up your dreams because your friends think it's a bad idea or to give-up your friends because egotistical snobs say that they're a nuisance and a waste of time and space?

So what does /co/ think of Celestia, anyway?

>>31684782
>oh, that's not too ba-
>Re-examine picture
>what I thought were two front legs were a front and back
>That's her ass
...

>>31684805
She is not going to give up her dreams just some gay connections.
Also have you draw something new?

>>31684782

I'd really like to see a Pinkie and Rarity episode one of these days. Watching Rarity panic over everything Pinkie fucks up would be great.

>>31684785
>rainbow dash's illegitimate son
>son

WAT
Scoots is a girl.

>>31684835
prove it nerd

>>31684817
Damn, its like one of those triangle things.

>>31684835
That's what he wants everyone to think. So deep is his admiration for Rainbow Dash

>>31684843
I fuck her the other day, deal with it nerd.

>>31684835
Sometimes girls have ponies.

>>31684800
Aw, I thought we could be ffffrrrrraaaeeeeerrrrrfff

>>31684753

-oo i -ave to sthwallo it?

>>31684843

Implying everyone isn't Celestia's illegitimate child.

>>31684782
>that feel when you would lovingly clean her coat with your tongue

>>31684805
You have to follow your dreams bro.

Success, not matter the cost. Absolute perfection, flawless form, never flinch nor waver.

>>31684835
He is?

>>31684814

i'd love to bury my tongue in her tight warm anal pucker

>>31684843
>>31684859
Oh you.jpg

>>31684881
...I'm not doing this.

But isn't swallowing easier than holding it in your mouth until you get somewhere you can spit?

>>31684760
... What would happen if someone 'accidentally on purpose' lost her little black organization book while Spike was away on "royal business" in Canterlot?

She'd probably have some kind of a breakdown and finally learn to get some things done in order of importance, and let the rest of it slide for a day or what have you.

Or, y'know, she goes flaming-nuclear-pony and totally wrecks the library/town/her life looking for the damn thing.

>>31684911
She keeps backups. Don't ask where.

Also, they're scrolls, not books.

>>31684785

all scootaloo wants is his mother's love and approval

but she won't even acknowledge that scootaloo is her little boy

>>31684893
And if those dreams happen to be FAR less than you expect (coughBluebloodcough)?

>>31684942
We are not doing this.

Not now, not ever.

Scootaloo is a girl and does not have a penis.

>implying Celestia is tight by any means

>>31684906
She is starving so yea.

>>31684958

just because a boy is slightly girly and has a small, cute penis doesn't mean he's a girl

>>31684950
If those dreams are less than grandiose, then you find new dreams.

>>31684958
Okay, but can she at least lust after Dash's penis?

>>31684970
Bitch just use magic to tighten this shit up.

>>31684978
But ponies don't even have genitalia.

>>31684942
why people just accept scutalu is rbd's sister. All cmc are sisters of a main 6. Both pegasus both are shit wiht shit character

who will the cutie mark crusaders lose their virginities to

>>31684958

I second this.

Move to strike all references questioning Scootaloos gender from the generals

all in favor say Aye

>>31685026
Because they are not sisters faggot.

>>31685030
each other

>>31684958
UH OH!
SOMEBODY SAID THE SECRET WORD!

>>31684971

mares have internal clitorises

trust me, i'm a ponologist

>>31684941
Oh, come now, everyone has a 'little black book.'

Twilights just aren't very ... inspired.

>>31685031
Aye

>>31685031
Well I dunno, Scootaloo was never explicitly called a girl, and what with all these feminine unbearded men around these days confusing genders is easy.

>>31685044
you dumb bag all evidence says scutalu is rbd sister

>>31685031
OBJECTION
SCUTARU HAS DICK
I SEENT IT IN FAN ART

>>31685074
I don't.

my favrote pogimen is scutachu

Be honest /co/. Has the show itself (Not your queer ass fanart) ever given you a boner.

>>31685096
Okay, not "everyone," I guess.

Only worst ponies don't.

>>31685137
to my eternal shame, yes.
...several times.
Pinkie smothering herself in chocolate, and honestly most of the mind control stuff from the first 3 episodes.

>>31685137
That scrunchy face drives my penis to insanity.

>>31685137
nope

>>31685137
No

>>31685137
only wet Rarity hair in Sisterhooves Social made me feel funny in my pants...

>>31685137
> that feel
Oh NO. Is this what a poner feels like?

>>31683104
The thing about that face is that it's them singing, not smiling. Freeze framing it is what makes it look bizarre

>>31685137
...I'm afraid so.

>>31685137
No, and anyone saying no above or below this post is a liar.

>>31685137

no dude, the show isn't sexual at all

these threads more than make up for it, though

>>31685167
at least you got it to the sexiest pony

>>31685137
A mindcontrol/corruption fetish is a dificult thing to have when watching thi show.

>>31685137
This never leaves this general.
a good amount of the time Celestia speaks, double for nightmare moon...still not sure I want to know why

>>31685137
once or twice or every episode

>>31685152
>>31685155
>>31685164
>>31685167
>>31685172
>>31685191

>>31685152
>MC

Feels so wrong man.

>>31685172
im surprised i havent seen any edit of this gif with the potential it has...

>>31685057

what is each male pony's penis like

i imagine that big mac has a massive, thick, relatively short one when erect but puny looking when flaccid

snails has a long thin one that tends to ooze copious amounts of thick, salty precum when he's aroused

caramel has a small cute one, but produces multiple thick, strong jets of caramel-flavored semen when he ejaculates

god damn it youre so terrible

>>31685150
dem eyes
which episode is this?

>>31685211
I tried to do it myself once, but it was too hard to get a proper wraparound.

One guy did a really crappy edit with the Eagle, but it's pretty crappy.

>>31685137
Not really a full on boner but I started to fap to Dash after seeing her tied up in that tree in FWF

>>31685137

you are now imagining rainbow dash thrusting back and forth on your cock as you ram her from behind

>>31685137
No, and not even the fanart. I would cuddle the ponies, and rub my face all over their bellies and sides, but in a mostly non-sexual way.

>>31685167
You gotta admit, Rainbow Dash stretching her tight, pert buttocks is boner worthy.

>>31685213
oh god yes, tell me what breezy's is like.

>>31685239
>that feel when with each thrust her voice cracks a little more as they go from "ah!" closer and closer to animalistic moans, as her voice gets lower and lower as she gets ever closer to the edge, her wings quivering at her sides through excitement and her back arcing up in pleasure as her hair flows all over her back, jerking with each thrust

>>31685231
haha i know that one, yeah i was awful

>>31685074
I don't commit anything to writing. The commies might get it. I keep track of everything mentally.

which is why I'm not a straight-A student. I probably could be.

>>31685193
Maybe because her voice actress looks like this.

Yes, I looked for the version that isn't cut with her laying on the bed.

No, I don't have that tucked away in some folder.

Yes I wish I did.

>>31685286
... i blame you for this boner....

>>31685286
Thanks /co/. In just a few short years the internet sent me from a fine upstanding citizen to getting boners at pony fiction on an internet imageboard.

I can't look myself in the mirror anymore.

>>31685304
...sweet Celestia of Equestira!
It all makes slightly more sense now

>>31685304

Ask and ye shall receive.

>>31685358

dem feets

>>31685358

As a bonus, here's the Celestia version.

>>31685358
ok imagining that last quick fic i can finally get a justifiable boner

>>31685312
Don't blame me, blame Dash for being so sexy
You know you can just imagine yourself grabbing her flank and using it to help yourself thrust with more and more force, and eventually to hold her up as her legs give way as her body is wracked with pleasure, and her screams of "ooOOOH" can be heard through the night, the only interruption in her otherwise constant moan being her voice cracking

>>31685376
...thanks...

>>31685346

Don't worry man, you're just ahead of the curve

all media is tending towards increased sex and violence, in another 20 years fapping to ponies won't even be risque. It's just xenophilia, after all

>>31685371

would you lick celestia's hooves if she ordered you to

>>31685346
You think you have it bad? I'm writing the fucking stuff. I don't know how I sleep at night.

>>31685376
... Remind me to give Livingmachine money. Or blood. Don't look at me like that, I'm O-negative, it's valuable somewhere.

>>31685376
Neat

>>31685381
GOD DAMMIT JUST LET MY BONER SUBSIDE

>>31685408
Wait, I know this fic.

And then all of the anons agreed to have gay sex with each other for Celestia's morbid pleasure.

>>31685402
this is such a perverse society we live in. whatever happened to purity, decency and morals

>>31685379
...source?

If someone last year said "Hey anon, did you know about this time next year you would have a folder full of horse asses?" I would have called them crazy.

God it hurts to live.

>>31685454

they were holding us back

>>31685454

We jerked off all over it.

>Your expectations of the masked mare

>>31685454
It died in a murder/suicide pact with chivalry and common decency

>>31685485

Needs more wonderbolts.

>>31685419
Only t'other O-negatives.

>>31685433
But she wouldn't. Well, you'll get a few minutes to rest while she lies on the ground, breathing heavily with her eyes half closed, too far gone to even speak, but as soon as she's capable of moving around again, you know she'll be back for more, whether it be using her wings to thrust up and down over your otherwise motionless body, or getting a little more oral - using the tongue normally reserved for snappy comments for something a little more initimate - she'll always be ready for more. The only question is, how long can you keep up with her?

>>31685454
those are age old social constructs that hold no relevancy to our lives because they were ideas frabricated by our superiors and we shouldn't follow them because eventually they will die before us anyways and society will be more tolerant of pony fapping and that is how equistria will be made

>>31685513
O blood is compatible with anyone.... Go back to biology.

>>31685485
Luna.
Fluttershy.
Surprise

>>31685517
>Rainbow Dash
>straight

>>31685517
I swear to god /co/, if you were corporeal right now, you would be dead. I would kill you so hard you would die to death.

>>31685550
>bi

>>31685550
>Implying Rainbow wouldn't be femdom or some weird ass dominatrix shit.

>>31685550
Dash is whatever she is. To be frank, partly because 'it's a kid's show' and partly because she's so self-absorbed I don't know if she's even aware what or who she's attracted to. That's going to lead to some pretty hamfisted advances when she DOES start to get 'strange new feelings.'

> you're now aware she'd borrow Twilight's copy of "What's Happening to My Body? For Fillies"

>>31685376
>>31685358
C-c-ceeellestiaaaaaaaa . . .

>>31685583
Nah man, she needs a partner who can keep pace with her, as equals.

Too slow and she'll leave your ass.

>>31685544
that'd be a Surprise

>>31685603
dude the mane cast is technically young adult age. They have jobs and shit yo.

>>31685603
>so when my wings pop out and my tail rises it means...
>but pinkie did that yeste... oh celestia

>>31685613

I think /co/ would Celestia.

>>31685603
>Twilight's copy of "What's Happening to My Body? For Fillies"
somebody make this RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>31685628
Yes, I'm just saying of all of them, Dash is the least self-aware and most likely to be a late bloomer romantically.

>>31685642

Someone stop jerking off and write this fic already.

>>31685613
I wish I had an image that showed even more interest than this one.

Give me a minute to find it. I'm thinking Rarity fantasizing about HIM.

>>31685648

>Twilight's face when she forgets to take her bookmark out before she gives it to Dash

Dohoho.

>>31685538
...Crap, got it backwards. I was thinking of AB+.

>>31685692
>.gif
>not animated

>>31685692
"So you think you like other fillies: a practical guide to same-sex relationships"

>>31685706

>not animated
>animated

you lack patience!

>>31685706

>not animated

Oh it is, she blinks every now and then.

>>31682938
I am phenomenally jealous and will never do anything worth a damn in my life.

>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rainbow-Dash-Galloping-Gala-Custom-Plush-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Magic
-/120817039418?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c2141b83a

Sold. Which one of you fuckers paid this much for it.

>>31685717

>>31685735
WOAH SHIT

>>31685750
We are not ponychan bro.

>>31685753
>So when Pinkie bought me two tickets to lesbia and jumped on my back so we could fly there, she meant... this?

>>31685692
>Twilight's face when she realizes that it was her PERSONAL copy, and thus annotated, with many a "Oh, so THAT'S why I feel all funny around Dash" decorating the pages.

>>31685753
That better be one fucking strand of spaghetti, or they're doing romance cliches wrong.

>>31685788
YES!

>>31685750

its over?! i thought there was two days left? wtf

Am i the only one who has been morally cleansed by Ponies?

I've become a much better person since i started watching the show.

>>31685821

>complete with little doodles on the side of the page

>>31685836
Take a look at the rest of the thread and see for yourself bro.

>>31685753
>>31685828
>pinkiedash

>>31685836

That only lasted a few weeks for me.

>>31685836
I thought I was too.

And then this thread gave me boners.

And then I lost all self respect.

>>31685788
>>31685821
>>31685828

the plot thickens.

>>31685617
Her color scheme is amazing. She would fit perfectly in G4.

>>31685836
You seem to be alone in this.

>>31685836
Most seem to experience the...opposite. Good on your for taking the lessons to heart, I guess.

>>31685821
I summon the darkest and most devilishly skilled writefags to bring this into being. And beseech the cruelest and cunning of drawfags to supplement these twisted scriptures!

>>31685821
>So that time Twilight started rubbing herself up to me and then nibbling on my ear wasn't just because she was bored?
>And when she whispered "Dash, I really like you", she didn't just mean as a friend?
>This stuff is hard, I'm going to go do some stunts

>>31685862
>having self respect

>>31685883
>Maybe we can do stunts together.

It is possible there's a fluttershy hater hmm no one can hate her am i right?

>>31685862
I lost my self respect long ago

>>31685908
I dont hate her but she is a little bland for me.
She is better than Dash.

>>31685906
>"but fluttershy can't keep up with me, she must mean some of the "stunts" from that booK!"

>she didn't
>she's terrified of Dash now

>>31685908
To hate fluttershy is to hate all.

>>31685836
You are actually not alone. But you're asking in the wrong place, really. Few here still have a pure mind.

>>31685908
I don't like her

She's boring and her character has no depth.

>>31685910
>>31685888
I was a semi-normalfag. I was pure. And then I was aroused my ponies.

>>31685941

Hey, I've got lots of minds. Some of them are still pure, I bet.

>>31685932
Damn it all to hell where's GlitterGlue when you need him/her

>>31685941
I WANT TO BE PURE

I REALLY DO

BUT I KEEP MAKING WRONG CHOICES

>>31685908
I am indifferent to her.

>>31685942
but you realy hate her worst main 6

>>31685932
>She come back the next day

>>31685867
Oh God what have I done?

I'm contributing to fandom again, but
this is spinning
out of control

(Like Dash's strange new feelings)

>>31685956
I'll just be over here in my salt circle