>5,000 dollars
>Space Marine Thread Simulator GeneralI would purge a heretic non-sexually
no subject?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-Rainbow-Dash-Jumbo-Plush-2010-Hasbro-15-RARE-/270857339951?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f105b042fFive thousand general
>Again no topicAt least try!
Lyra is the Humanborn.
>>31677173>>31677170subject is >>31677165>>31677172What would you spend five-thousand on?
>>31677150Well, hello.Been a long time since I visited.
Does anyone have the picture of Prfoessor Utonium from this picture?
>>31677189I probably would not.Not all at once.
Who would spend more than 10 bucks on a fucking toy
>>31677178what the fuck
>>31677178>dat unrealistic price
>>31677197It's been so long you actually aren't on my filter anymore. Oh well time to re-add you then.
>>31677189Oh I don't know.Food.Rent.Something not retarded, most likely.
>>31677197
>>31677189I would spend $5000 on refitting my home to make it more accommodating to a marshmallow pony so I could offer them a place to rent
>>31677178
>wake up>two threads of Mito pretending to be me>people actually believing it
>>31677178>+$4.99 shipping
i just ate 2 boxes of gushers in a row. i feel sick.
>>31677178>+4.99 shippingDamn shipping must be expensive!
>Watching Bridle Gossip live on TV right nowFeels good man.Swarm of the Century is up next.
>>31677240uhm, what?I just got here this thread.
>>31677261Sure you did.
>>31677216people who aren't in their right mind.
>>31677216You would be traumatized if you ever asked the residents of /toy/ how much they are willing to spend on a figurine.
was the new episode any good? I never got around to watching it
>fluffy started drawing furry porn to pay for hospital billshttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Fluffy/1i am slightly disappoint
>>31677292YES.Speaking of the new episode, does anyone have any good .gifs of it?
>>31677292
To the two chaps who requested, rest assured that I'm still working on your request. Thanks for your patience!
>>31677306
>>31677240WaitThis tripfaggot right here, is THE fluffy? This guy?>>31677296
>>31677296A 1/10 is really the best i can give you for that.
>>31677325>Germane
>>31677331>>31677332
>>31677325Looking good! Thanks!
>>31677296Where are these sucke-I mean willing customers of said porn. I could use some money
>>31677331no that's just some random faggot he isin't the real fluffy
>>31677296Uh, you are aware that Fluffy was drawing porn of anthropomorphic females before he ever became popular, right?
>>31677269I'M SERIOUS!
>>31677344You forgot to put your trip back onAlso>samefagging
>>31677292I'd say yes.
>>31677296>thinking I'm a good artist that actually does things
>>31677364Yah, hence why I deleted the post.
>deleting posts>2011
>2011>not putting "Fluffy" as your name so people look at the nasty spoilered porn you posted
>>31677353Different Fluffy, bro. Completely different art style.
>>31677379
>>31677379>taking screencaps of shitposters from /b/>in 2012
>>31677399>saging on topic threads>2063
some guy just said "everybrony" to me and he wasnt trolling. i wanted to commit murder.
saged, reported, called the copscalling homeland security
>>31677399>>31677379Dude leave him alone, you're such a shitty troll. He made a mistake with his post, that's all. 0/10
Fluffy did porn before he got hospitalized.He did a picture of Twilight using a plot device.
New episode was my favourite of the seasonnew episode always is. Love that new 'sode feeling
>>31677452Pic or it didn't happen
>>31677451>samefagging>2814
>>31677452he also did an interactive Dash flashit's pretty good
>>31677423That's almost as bad as "everypony"Seriously, every time someone says or writes it it pisses me off.
>>31677452>>31677476I am going to need proof of these claims.
>>31677423Ah, now you see why so many /a/nons are basement dwellers.
>>31677379LOL, UR FUNNY
>>31677476>good
finally getting around to seeing the new episode>dat pet song
>>31677452Hehehe, "plot device".
>>31677514fuck you I like itit makes me sad that you won't do morebut I know that feeling of hating yourself for doing things, and wouldn't wish it on you
>>31677514I'm going to call it good and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>Go to other MLP General>PORNPORNPORNPORNPORN. NOPE.>Come here>discussing pornGod dammit.
>>31677451It's funny how defending Mito is considered so outrageous that people resort to accusations of same-faggotry.
>>31677543Complaining will surely change that.
>>31677543but we aren't furries!
>>31677543See? This is what happens when you don't draw us dozens of pictures! Get on that, right now!
>>31677543That other thread is just nightMARE material.
FUCK PORNLET'S DISCUSS PINKIE PIE
>>31677543>discussing pornBut we're discussing Mito's samefaggotry and ebay faggotry.did you even read the thread?
>>31677577Pinkie Pie draws the best porn.
>>31677577okay
>>31677577If you insist.
>>31677543Don't be sad Jessy, we can change it!
>>31677577I concur!
>>31677577Let's discuss porn of Pinkie Pie.
>>31677596
KISS ME, RAINBOW DASHKISS ME
>>31677577I think the reason why Pinkie Pie works is because of just how far they've pushed her outrageousness. She's like one of the Looney Tunes characters. Normally someone upbeat, cheery, and "random" would be irritating, but somehow they pushed those traits so far that it becomes enthralling.Thoughts?
>>31677612Baby, I can change! Just give me a chance!
>>31677628I agree.
>>31677621Image Caption: I SUCKED ALL THE DICKS!!ALL OF THEM!!!
How goes it? New pony stuff?
>>31677628i hate people who lump Pinkie Pie with characters like Gir from Invader Zim. I actually hated Gir but i love Pinkie
I hate how ADHD-riddled Pinkie Pie is. Everything she does is LOLSORANDUMB and she has the attention span of a gnat on PCP. Hopefully she'll stick in the background where she belongs for the rest of the show.
>rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif rif general
>>31677617No, what? No.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
>>31677661It's goes pretty well. /tg/ is having a My Little Space marine general right now.
>>31677678>Okay!
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong earth pony ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no wings or magic ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
>>31677669>Pinkie Pie>random>when every time her actions have been called out they've actually been for a very good reason that people just didn't see at the time
>>31677636Hey, I wasn't talking about that stuff here. Hell, I wasn't even posting because it was the only thing being discussed.Also, is 4chan posting still kind of spotty for anybody else?
>>31677669
I would never fap to your stuff Fluffy.I feel our relationship extends far beyond the physical needs of the flesh, your mere presence is all I'll ever need.ILU FLUFFY
>>31677679>>>/tg/17000000
Hate.
>>31677687>earth pony>beautifulsorry, but a pegasus' wing alone is more beautiful than any earth pony. Such lovely structures, I'd love to stroke one so much.
Cahm to dishcush the hoshteeleetees, like, the resht of the grayt whohrryorhs?
>>31677679>/tg/ is having a My Little Space marine generalActually, they are having a WH40K thread simulator now, ocassionally discussing about the concept of general threads
>>31677688>implying your opinion is more developed than Chistery's, who actually knows these characters
>>31677695Hate does not describe the depth of the emotion I am feeling at this moment in time.
>>31677715>implying chistery is ever sober enough to pull a coherent sentence together
>>31677694>which space marine would space marine space marine>I would hug a space marine nonsexuallyDohoho.
>>31677678CAN'T MAKE ME>>31677693<3
>>31677189I would spend it on buying that Dash plush
This thread sucks.
>>31677694does this mean we should do a /tg/ thread?eeh...Pony slave rape what do?
>>31677703>derpymassagewingjob.clopfic
>>31677719>implying chistery has a space marine
>>31677727G3.5 ponies are better than G4 ponies.
Pinkie Pie is best pie.
>>31677737oh god what i meant to type penis but my mind is overrun by Spacemarine Thread Simulator
>>31677740lol
I can't hear you very well.
Someone post pinkie_with_spinning_eyes.gifplease.
>>31677740o u
>>31677740OH GOD YES!!why didn't I think of that?
>>31677740>implying G3.5 isn't shit twinkie skub Unicorn edition
>>31677747Now a free phone sex service shows captions of phones
Is the new Dash episode here yet?
>>31677721I know you are smiling Fluff!
Do space marines have foreplay? I'm afraid I'm not very experienced at space marine sex.
>>31677777
>>31677736>allofmyboners.why
>>31677669>Pinkie character depth discussionbut i'm so tired
Ask the Diamond Dogs is the best pony Tumblr. Prove me wrong.
is it legal to keep a small space marine in your house as a pet like a dog
>>31677777Smiling quints confirm
Good morning everybrony!I just got back from selling my penis; it kind of hurt but now I've got $7,000 to try and win that plush doll with! Wish me luck bronies!
>>31677795It's a p. good one
>>31677805a noble and worthy sacrifice
>>31677786Dash and Flutters are such good friends.I wonder if they did singing class together when they were fillies.
>>31677777Dammit... Yeah, okay.That always reminds me of the bueno mouth but without teeth.
>>31677805I wouldn't be surprised if this was real.I really wouldn't.
GEN 3 - HAS A DS GAME ABOUT PINKIE PIEGEN 4 - HAS NO GAMETHE VICTOR IS CLEAR
>>31677805>sell body parts on the black market>still can't scrap together enough dosh to win a pony toy off ebayMan, that shit has to suck.
>>31677782Given how hyper-manly they are, unlikely.Men fake foreplay like women fake orgasms.
>>31677795I liked Stalkerloo before it was popular/
>>31677782As I said in the last thread, Spacemarine Thread Simulator is the funniest thing I've read all week.>Magnus>best space marineDo you even watch the show?
MARES FOR THULSA DOOM
>>31677829>liking stalkerloo
space marine should space marrine space marine
>Not staying in the porn thread
>>31677777I like you no homo
>>31677818will you vector flasherize it?
>>31677849>not having sex with your little pony while posting
>>31677845It's got good art, and the art is kind of decent, and I like the art.I can't really think of anything else good about it.
Yu Yu Hakusho is on. What a nostalgia trip.
>>31677849>not keeping both threads open while your pony girlfriend gives you a blowjob while you stroke her mane
What's the point?
>>31677873If you post enough ponies then you might be able to get an education and a decent job.
>what space marine would you ride around Terra, /co/>I would ride Sanguinus because I'm sure he wouldn't mind the riding crop
>>31677891Twilight has a lot of blood
>>31677873
>>31677901Lots of blood to punch out of her stupid egg shaped head.
>>31677823Gen 4 has a fighting game coming out. And a Kart racer.
>>31677900>that feel when people repost your /tg/ shitposts in MLPG
>>31677854Fluffy has many things to vector, but all we evewr ask is male vectors, which he can't do becuase >flashsuch is life in mlpgeneral
I want a pony to have her period on my chest
>>31677824don't worry, lauren will draw you a free sketch!
>>31677919>And a Kart racer.Link?
>>316777623.5 isn't even the worst ponies.
What is pony hell like?
>>31677932http://ponykart.net/
>>31677932>linkIt's not finished, but Hoppip has a link to a bare minimum game for physics testing.
>>31677930>I sold my lousy $3,000 pokemon collection, and all I have to show for it is 3,000 stupid dollars.
>>31677943Awesome, thanks.
>>31677925>implying
>>31677936At least it's not World of Friendship. Have you met those larpers?
Pinkie Pie thread and smile thread?
Exhibit A: 3.5 Cheerilee and Scootaloo.
So Fluffy had a sex change? Can we see her vag?
>>31677940Ponies can't die so they don't theorize about the afterlife, since there is none.
>>31677964Exhibit B: 4 Cheerilee and Scootaloo.
>people actually discussing the generations>not realising it's a metaphor for Dungeons and Dragons.
>>31677940Pony hell? It's Earth, anon. It was Earth all along.
Holy shit Fluffy is alive! I picked a horrible time to sleep
>>31677996;_;We're all dead ponies.
>>31678006
Well, it seems we've scared Jessy off again...God dammit guys.
Explain the Taco thing? please.
>>31677996>pony hell is Earth...so is Lyra a member of a satanic cult then?
>>31678006>we're all dead ponies in human form>we have the soul of a ponyThis is what otherkin believe.
>>31677996>they lose all their powers>lose wings and horns if they have them>lose the ability to talk>lose their marshmallow bodies and become more solid>become bland colored>lose their cutie mark>age
>>31678028who
>>31677986So what you're saying is that Gen 2 is the best ponies and Gen 4 is for casual babbies?
>>31678006>Whatever
>>31677996Then i am a dead pony that enjoys its torment?
PONIES BEING DEVOURED BY NANOMACHINES
>>31678030See, what you need to know about the taco thing is tacos.This will explain everything.quack
>>31678028jessy come backi was just about to show you my penis!
>>31678037HOW HORRIFYING
>>31678028>implying anything of value was lostIf you can't stand one of the more average threads like this, then this isn't the place for you.
>>31678035I remember one time a while ago on ponychan someone started a thread, claiming to be a "ponykin."I really, really hope it was a joke.
>>31678042>Gen 2>not the far superior Dark Maresy
>>31678030You know Sweetie Belle?Well... Taco Belle.
>>31678064Ponychan = srs bsnsfimchan and /co/ = irony
>>31678064Probably noooooooooot
>>31678055>not ponies being augmented by nanomachines
>>31678089Pony augmenting pony is my fetish.
>>31678064Fuck that.But I would give anything to be Dragonborn.
>>31678075But Twilight Sparkle was the taco pony before Sweetie Belle.Explain that.EXPLAIN THAT.
>>31677922It's a good feel, isn't it.
>>31678064>otherkins claiming to be a poneI knew this day would come, it was just a matter of time
I feel the warp overtaking me
>>31678095>be dragonborn IRL>can absorb dragon souls>there are no dragons to slay
>>31678028She was kind of a boring drawfag who didn't like to respond to her comments.nothing was lost IMO.
>>31678089>My cuteness is augmented.
>otherkinohboyherewego.jpeg
>Professional Pony Cuddling Championship
would you sex cute humanized mane 6 boys
>>31678110>implying Alduin wouldn't break space and time itself>implying other dragons wouldn't follow
ponies dont fear the reaper
>>31678118How do you tell who wins?
>>31678075AHA! In this former Soviet Republic, there are no taco bells.There are however tacos.Anyway, eaten dinner, I feel like drawing. Any Requests?
>>31678125No you faggot.
>>31678125No.And I wouldn't sex those, either.
>>31678097During a stream someone said for me to draw my favorite pony eating what I was eating at the time.So I drew Twilight with tacos and I guess it caught on with a few people and eventually ended up with taco costumes and now Sweetie Taco.I lost the original, though... But I'm sure someone has it.
>>31678118I AM THE BEST AT THAT
>>31678125>BoysNO
>>31678112Ok.
>>31678134Everyone wins.
>>31678095The Ponyborn is said to be imbued with a natural talent for focusing his Thu'um, or "Friendship".He is said to have the ability to slay ponies, and absorb their souls, to empower his Friendships.
>>31678134It's not about winning, it's about D'AAAWWWWWW
>>31677964>>31677976I think you might have missed the joke.>>31677958>World of Friendship
>>31678118>Ponyville annual hugfest
>>31678118oh man I would enter that so hard
>>31677976Exhibit C: 4 Cheerilee and Berry Pinch
>>31678158GODDAMMIT WE DROVE YOU AWAY FOREVER WITH OUR HORRIBLENESS WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE
>>31678125No. I really like the r63 ponies, but I hate *those*.
>>31678168>Monthly Equestrian Free Love Derby
>>31678161BUT THEN HOW IS IT A CHAMPIONSHIP?THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
>>31678139Fucking finally found your DA.As for a request, Pinkie out on a walk barking at everything.Or 80's Cheerilee dancing. Always could use more of that.
>>31678069>Dark MaresyI love you.
>>31678167Oh dear, now I just know the next WoD game I play in is gonna have a Malk based on Pinkie.played by me
>>31678146
>>31678184Killing time before work.
>>31678118I would feel awkward as fuck.how i hug
>>31678181>You will never get to strangle the life out of Skoon, watching him desperately fight for one last, greedy, life-giving breath of air.sad_cheerilee.jpeg
>>31678168>that feel when it reminds Dash what Equine touch feels like>that feel when she goes back to her cloud alone that night, like always
>>31678110>Must hunt otherkin to get their dragon souls
>>31678139Twilight Sparkle buttplug.
>>31678203Just put your arms around.
>>31678190I should so start putting my DA in my pic.mmm Cheerilee it is!
>>31678196I hate 40kids when they're on /tg/.I love 40k discussion in MLPG.And there are never enough horsepuns.>pic related: Scootalo, as voiced by Snails.
>>31678203you put your arms around her upper body, squeezing her just a little and stroking your hands down her wings while she nuzzles her head into your neck, sighing with pleasure as she melts into your arms, never wanting this embrace to endBut it has to end, else how would you kiss her?
>>31678197God speed.
>>31678188>Equestrian bi-weekly Apple Appreciation Day
>>31678237Remember to put some 80's song's lyrics in the background.
>>31678198>that faceOh...
>>31678250I cannot into romance, anon.That's a good thing.
>>31678258So twice a week the whole of Equestria appreciates Applejacks sweet and juicy apples?
>>31678256>pink kindred is best kindred>what is the estrus cycle for Malkavians, /co/>just imagine if your shower this morning was glorious candy-flavoured marshmallow vampire vitae
>>31678294This could be taken quite inappropriately by less fortuitous men then I.
>>31678277>that face
>>31678313What is it about those fucking faces.
>>31678274YOU BEEN HIT BY!YOU BEEN STRUCK BY!A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
>>31678249HWEE MUST CAPTUUR EET FOR RHAINBOW DASH.MY SPLEEN!
>>31678322They're both cute and funny as fuck.
>>31678313That isn't even the worst instance of "THOSE FUCKING FACES"
>>31678322Botox face
>>31678322
>>31678313>those faeces
The best way to wake up your significant other in the morning.
>>31678345>it must sell drugsBWAHAHAHAH you fucking asshole
>>31678274IT'S MY OWN DESIGNIT'S MY OWN REMORSEHELP ME DECIDEHELP ME MAKE THE MOST
>>31678292Neither can she, anonymous. She'd rather go out for a run than a meal, and she'd rather just lie with her head resting on you than go for a dance. Maybe you can watch a DVD with a tub of ice cream together, or just spend a few hours at the gym, she doesn't care, it's not important to her to have the big gestures. So long as you're there, she doesn't give a damn what you're doing.
What makes you poni the hardest
Awww, the Space Marine thread simulator just got deleted.
>>31678381The new faces
>>31678365The Sugarcube Corner is just a front for a narco gang from Mexiquestria.
>>31678381epeljeck
Can a brother get a link to the new Caralight chapter? And did Squeak post any word on when the next one is?
>>31678381When I watch people talking about ponies.
>>31678202I like how you responded to the one guy putting you down and not the three or four who were disappointed you'd left.
>>31678400Nah they just deal in moon sugarELDDDEEERRRR SCRRROOOLLLLSSSS
In the name of Allah, we mustPOST CHEERILEEMy Sultan, this thread has far from a sufficient number of Cheerilee images. In order to maintain our prestige and reputation for knowledge and understanding among our fellow Islamic princes, we must show we are willing to back the teacher pony with large quantities of images bearing her visage.Rewards:+10 prestige+25 ducats
>>31678249Fucking cancerous faghammer and its neckbeards. jk lal
>>31678409>not joni pearCasual.
>>31678371Dammit anonymous, stop that.
>>31678434>that feel when my computer is actually too crappy to run fucking Morrowind
>>31678435I did a decent Cheer image dump the other night.
>>31678416http://www.fimfiction.net/story/780/Caramel%27s-LightSqueak never tells when the next chapter of something will be. Deadlines are for suckers.
>>31678435I'll post a few rarer Cheerilee images myself.
>>31678435Okay.
>>31678460good to see Squeak still writing...
>>31678448You've gotta be, what, running Windows 98 on a 15 year old computer?
>>31678463
>>31678456do it anyway
>>31678461
>>31678435FUCK YES EU3 ANON IS BACKAnd I have no Cherilee images.
>>31678480>You're
>>31678463Why do you do this to me, Fluffy?
>>31678445But stopping is the only thing she can (almost) never do. She's a whirlwind of energy, always keeping you on your toes, and you're fitter than you've been in... well, ever. You never really liked exercise before, but now it's just another way you spend time with her - whether it be betting you can lift more weight, or just seeing how long you can keep going while she runs the edge of her wing all along your body, just waiting for you to give up and pull her in to make quick, sloppy, passionate love with her, just hoping that nobody else walks in and sees what you're doing on the machines. And, of course, you musn't forget to wipe down - both the machines, and her, while you share a single shower booth
>>31678460The thing you can count on with Squeaks is that if Squeaks gives a deadline, you can guarantee the story will not meet it.
>>31678477Windows vista on a 6 year old laptop.This shit can't run games.
>>31678507>obligatory post
>>31678495>>31678498Now is your opportunity to get some!
>>31678474Makes me wish you would be too.
>>31678524Ahh, laptop. Well, you should know that Skyrim works on a stock HP Probook 4520s, albeit it's more of a working laptop, it's basically the absolute minimum requirements as you can only play it on the lowest graphics.
>>31678539He asked for requests earlier.I don't know if he's still taking them, I just couldn't come up with any ideas.
>>31678537
Guys,I'd GM an online PnP group of Dark Maresy if there were players for it.But I'd prefer Fallout: Equestria.
Would you take Rarity out for walkies?
>>31678507Because.
>>31678550I got Skyrim on Xbox 360. Hell will freeze solid before I'll have enough money for a new computer.
>>31678588Only if she were Fluttershy.
My lord! Thanks to a resurgence of Cherilee images, our culture has advanced! We may now choose one of the following national ideas:[Pinkie Pie doing the Metro Golden Meyer Lion Roar.gif][Space Marine Thread Simulator (gives us a casus beli on /tg/][It Was Acceptable In The Eighties (more Cherilee images)][Magnus of the Thousand Sons x Twilight Sparkle.text]Choose with care.
>>31678588Every pony should be taken out for walkies on a daily basis.But I don't see why I'd need a leash.Or why should I keep her like a pet.
>>31678596>Skyrim on Consolehave you heard about the fuckton of bugs and glitches? for a port-to-pc game, the original itself is hella screwed up.
>>31678603It was Acceptable in the 80'sAnd spend 1 Magistrate on Youtube Link.
God dammit, Weaver.
>>31678581Don't forget about Don't Rest Your Hooves and Ponyfinder.
>>31678539I've been asking for request ideas all morning, though I haven't chosen the two that have been thrown at me because one was an obvious troll that made me laugh and the other didn't seem interesting enough.>inb4 because it wasn't shippingI won't even write shipping if I can't put an interesting idea behind it, or make a good scenario.On subject, what's the next episode about?
>>31678607>why should I keep her like a pet.They need protection and love from the harsh uncaring human world, and you would deny them that?
Natives has risen up and attacked our Cheerilee.
>>31678610Only Glitch I've encountered with my game is the Arch-Mage's robes and a Dragon mask one.And it's driving me crazy.Otherwise, I haven't noticed/couldn't care less.
>>31678435IM ON IT! IM ON IT! IM ON IT!sketch.
>>31678631Now, I'm not saying I'm gay, but you would have to be queer not a pass up an opportunity with the whore.
>>31678634Hmm... If you want a story idea, how about Fluttershy finding a beached whale? All sorts of places to go with that one (finale being either the other animals help or Twilight saving the day), right?
>>31678641Of course, but can't I protect her like an equal, instead like some dog or cat?
>>31678641I would "keep" her like a "pet" in so far as she was legally my possession, but I would make it clear to her that I don't believe sapient beings should be owned by other sapient beings, and that she was free to do what she wished, and that I'd try and take care of her if she chose to stay, but I wouldn't stop her from leaving
>>31678658Its not gay if its research.
>>31678645I dunno, there's some pretty severe ones, like clipping through the ground, killed dragons reanimated and don't give new dragon souls, inert quests due to glitches in the conversation, blah blah blah...
>>31678645I have a feeling that some folks are falling for all of the trolling over on /v/.
>>31678662yeah sure have tea parties with your magical talking fashionable unicorn.
>>31678645What is it? I'm wearing the same thing combo.
i fukken hate bronies
>>31678699that's nice
>>31678675I had a floor disappear once (which required the awful tedium of loading an autosave from 10 seconds earlier) and I had the water glitch out and not go murky properly once (which was actively useful).
>>31678682No I have that from time to time on my xbox version. Sometimes my face/head inside the arch-mage hood disappears.
>>31678645The only glitch I came across was one in the college. In the living quarters, all the items laying around kept shooting into the air as I walked around.
>>31678662>instead of>>31678687Well sure I could bite if she wanted to. But of course I wouldn't have to, if we're going to be equals. But this is all hypothetical of course, ponies aren't real. Not the my little ones.>>31678696Your fucking head disappears.It's driving me up a wall even if I don't usually use the third person perspective.>>31678682Like who?
>>31678699That's actually really cute.
I'm really sorry I haven't been able to draw any requests lately. I'm not going to go into detail as to why, but I'm going to try to draw more. I'll try to take some requests tonight after work.
>>31678682I don't even know if /v/ classifies as /v/ anymoreit's more like /fur/>Narse porn being posted after bump limit>actively discussing why they'd totally fuck a vixen trap>discussing vidya
Oh hay a template
>>31678734Didn't have that one.I guess one is where the bodies get stuck inside doors and spin out of control.Also sometimes Draugr have ran away from me, like to the same spot in a room, and then just standing there.
>>31678632It would bemagical
>>31678759yay
>>31678435Dropping the C bomb.
>>31678759You don't have to apologize for anything, dearest.Don't take anonymous complainers seriously.
>>31678803
>>31678764http://www.dorkly.com/embed/27346/hilarious-skyrim-adventureAuuarhrhglhglhaglhlhg
>>31678759that pony reminds me of hanyuu from higurashi
>>31678803Huh...Well now I have to go think about what I was just thinking about...
>>31678759Hooray!Also good job on Annie. Creeped me right the fuck out, just as Annie should.
>>31678118I'd cuddle with a Fluttershy. I'd stroke her wings, bury my head in her mane, and kiss her forehead.
>>31678767What plot would you use for ponies PnP? Just basic fantasy with OCs going through the Everfree forest?
>>31678826
>>31678759very cute!
>>31678830>the town's folk call me captain because I used to be a sailor
>>31678881>that feel when you're stroking her wings and she pulls your hand down to her flank with your tail while whispering "stroke there instead" and nibbling on your earlobe
>>31678881
>>31678517Did you just write all of this?
>>31678897
>>31678918yeah>implying I have anything better to do The worst part is I do have better things to do
Stupid MLPG! Be more funny!
>>31678661Deaf is that honestly something you want to see or you just throwing out ideas?On subject, Tank the turtle is a boss. All the reptilian pets in this show are boss. Why is that?
>that feel when Granny Smith used to be an adventurer before she took an arrow to the knee
So /co/,how much Chewing Tobacco does Applejack go through in a day?what about Applebloom?
>>31678929Then what are you doing here? Do them anonymous, then come back.
>>31678909watizit
so there are magical items like Tank's helicopter and the tickets had the same glow
>>31678929Yeah, do the better things.Also you should write...a fic about FS next.If you're gonna write more fics.
>>31678993>leave MLPGha habut seriously I'm waiting for some long computations to get back to me
>>31678929don't stop
>>31678911This is a non-sexual hugging contest anon, stop that. But I probably would.
>>31678862Haha. Thanks.I'm off to work. Have a good day, everyone.
>>31678909Oh man, from the pics thumbnail I thought it was "Twilight in a latex gimp suite", and now my penis is all confused.
>>31679016I did this a while back while I was similarly bored, and I've written a few longer things that are decidedly less non-explicit, it's mostly just when the three areas of inspiration, will to write, and boredom coincide that I'll start vomiting onto a text editorbut you're right, Fluttershy is a very cute pony, I should think about her more
What do we do after this thread?Back to the other one?
>>31679031That's why both of you would be disqualified and have to leaveThat was her plan - the entire town is at that contest. Except for you two.
>>31678969Well, kind of both? I want to see it, but more importantly I want to see how you'll handle it and, yet, to some extent I'm just throwing out ideas for you to practice writing on.
>>31679066I suggest groupal masturbation
Dammit /co/, I'll never know how you make sexual themes fucking adorable.
>>31679066LET'S RAPE FLUFFY
>>31678893I haven't really put the effort into thinking about that, seeing as it's such a shot in the dark to get a game running in the first place. But I'm fairly confident I could cook something worthwhile up.After all, I've been known to make my players cry from emotions, not frustration.>Not wanting to play F:E PnP>Not wanting to stroll down the lanes of New Reno - Electrical Colours edition
>>31679082
>>31679066What other thread?
>>31677404what's wrong with physics here?
>>31679100>that feel when back when you had the time, you agreed to take part in something like that>every other player was a giant powergaming faggot who almost kicked me out from the start for building my character to make sense in a non-violent, non-adventurous pony professionNever again, man, sorry.Also I legitimately no longer have the time
>>31679099>Jessy's back for the first time in forever>'LET'S RAPE FLUFFY'What the fuck, Anonymous. Are you gay or something?
>>31679082As extremely difficult as it is, the first step is to make it consensual.
>>31679099>raping fluffy>not petting her soft and plentiful coat
For a kick, I just checked out Hub's Naughty or Nice competition. Voting for Pinkie Pie in nice was easy.But they pitted Discord against the Joker. I'M SO CONFLICTED!
>>31679078You want a beached whale fic, you got it. Also, don't read the next part. It's just me being ornery. >Deafdefiler throws an idea>A.J. turns idea into a rape fic>It wasn't very effective.>Deafdefiler learns Don't Throw Random Ideas around lest they be turned on their head and fucked in the ass
>>31679134I wonder what liquid glass tastes like...
>>31679158it tastes like destroyed organs
>>31679156...You say that like he wouldn't enjoy it.
>>31679158Sand.
>>31679158Nitroglycerin.
>>31679134It's basically John Delancy vs Mark Hamilyou have every right to be conflicted
>>31679156All right, cool! Can't wait to see how it turns out.
>>31679158It's very soapy. Before your tongue dissolves.
Hey
>>31679120I'd never rape Jessy, I'd only make love with her
>>31679191same
>>31679187'Sup.
>>31679181No kidding. I need someone to help be decide.Joker, of one of the greatest cartoons, Batman TAS.Or Discord, one of my favorite villians of all time.
>>31679187Good evening
>>31678988You know, I've been thinking. Maybe Big Mac is the dragonborn and he just doesn't know it yet.
>>31679156A.J.Hey did you ever finished that Rarity in the running of the leafs fic?
>>31679191I don't care!
>>31679187Hello
>>31679115THE WINGS
>>31679187Oh hi.
>>31679251Can I stick my finger in your butt while sniffing your hair?
>>31679219...Oh shit, or maybe that's why he doesn't talk much? He doesn't quite understand that it's only certain words that cause explosions, so he avoids using everything but a few choice phrases.
>>31678988More likely to the hip
>>31679242OH GOD!
>>31679258Only if we go to White Castle first.
>>31679273Dovakiin, I'm going to have to ask you to stop speaking in capslock, it's starting to scare some people.
>>31679313WAT
>>31679313BUT THIS IS THE TRADITIONAL DOVAKIIN VOICE
>>31679274Wait, Fluffy has a tripcode now?neat
>>31679313Learn to pronounce my name first.It's Dovahkiin.>>31679325If you shout in a hold the guard asks you to stop it because it's scaring some people
>>31679347>now
>>31679347He always was a tripfag
>>31679273Oh come onPhysics got used to it by nowPinkie still drives him to drink
>>31679353This includes Whirlwind Sprint, the shout that causes you to teleport forward a short distance.Whirlwind Sprint isn't the best shout for in combat, and outside of combat you're either on your horse or you're in a hold.It's like they specifically designed it to troll you.
I'm trying to write Lil'pip drugslave, but I just saw that older thread where everyone wants something a little different and it's pretty hard, I guess I should write three different things
>mfw i have no facehttp://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/content/show-special-content/naughty-or-nice/indexround1.html
>>31679398Well, it does stagger your opponent.But no, it isn't a very good shout.
>>31679404Sometimes, anonymous, if you try to please everybody, you end up pleasing nobody-Lauren Faust
>>31679347I always had one. I just don't use it since I don't see a need to. But Mito is around and he likes to pretend to be me, so tossing it on for a little while.
>>31679373>>31679366I always saw him as name only>>31679405...this new or something?
HANG ON A SECOND GUYSWHAT IFWHAT IF WE TAKE THESE PONIESSHUSHWE TAKE THESE PONIES, AND CREATE AN IMAGEBOARD SPECIFICALLY FOR PONIES, AND THEN NEVER HAVE TO POST ON THIS RIDICULOUSLY SHITTY WEBSITE EVER AGAIN
>>31679405I wish I could vote on both the Joker and Discord, it's rather disappointing to see how low his votes are
>>31679405>mfw the Joker vs. Discord vote percentYeah.And I voted for Joker
>>31679438They set up Joker vs Discord.I had to panic for 5 minutes before deciding.
>>31679462Wasn't even hard for me.
>>31679457My nig. I had to vote Joker, too, painful as it was. It's like trying to choose a second best pony.
>>31679405>Pinky PieDAMN YOU THE HUB! DAMN YOU!!
>>31679404>Actually writing itNigga you best not be trollingyou're going to fucking write that shit so good, or I'mma fuck yo' dog in the head with a screw driver
>>31679453>a /co/ only version of Ponychan that isn't dead like FiMchanI'd be okay with that.
>>31679453Have you seen ponychan?
>>31679453THAT NEVER ENDS WELL YOU COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT.Any community dedicated to poni ends up being the creepy kind of ponilovers.Even this thread, with its separation from mainstream /co/, has shades of this.
>>31679514>shades
>>31679495I hate ponychan.Started by bitter /b/tards who don't want anything to do with ponies anymore.
>>31679514>/co/>shades of creepyokay, I don't spend much time on ponychan or fimchan, but I'm struggling to understand how they could be so bad we're only shadesI mean for fuck's sake, I have legitimately written second person human/pony clopfiction, and I get shades? I'm dissapointed
>>31679433>mitos backI'm not sure whether or not >cartoon mammalian birth and genitalia Is better than>rape, penises, transsexual dress up.
>>31679531Ponychan was made by a /b/tard or a /co/mrade?
>>31679491I know nopony just wants to see her friendless sad, do you want to see her beaten and broken or are you the one who wants her as your personal drugslave?
>>31679528Well, you know, depending on the threads. This one for instance is pretty good. Yesterday's... Well, I didn't post much, and I've got a pretty high tolerance.
>>31679547Fimchan was started by /co/, ponychan was started by /b/.EqD was started by a furry who happened to post on /co/ at the time.
>>31679540Did you ask Mito to marry you yet?
>>31679551Who dares summon me?
>>31679573Yeah, I knew about FiMchan and EqD...but never got a response about Ponychan...thanks
>>31679540>IMplying you aren't mito
New thread?
>>31679593>implying you haven't been here lurking the whole time waiting for an excuse to post
>>31679540Do you have a penis?
MAY THE GAMES BEGIN
>>31679618I just came here to say something, but I'll wait with it utnil the next thread.
>>31679630THIS ISNT A GAME
>>31679630AND MAY THE WORST THREAD LOSE!
>>31679645But the ad said there will be games here
>>31679614This is the last thread till season 5.
>>31679613http://arch.413chan.net/co29992962.html#29993451 >>31679620Yes.
>>31679593>who dares summon me?WHO DARES, AWAKEN THE PLANET SMASHER!?!
>>31679547ponychan was made by a /co/ poster named TacoWiz and is older than FiMchan, but FiMchan was made by Archive and is actually on 413chan like ponibooru
>>31679614contiune here>>31679142>>31679142>>31679142>>31679142>>31679142>>31679142
>>31679669Tacowiz made Ponychan? Really? That explains so much.
>>31679699yephttp://www.mylittleponyfriendshipismagic.com/this link used to go to the front page but now it goes to his personal thread
