>blankwat
Faces?
I AM TIRED OF PONIES NOW
>>31674781No keywords, topic, or anything? Hoppip, you plushie maniac, I think you were better!
>>31674797INB4 RAPE SEX RAPE
>no topicbut then what do we talk about? WHAT DO WE TALK ABOUT?!
>>31674800Were you serious about LMR being the best tumbler?
>>31674816see>>31674809
>>31674807>No keywordsThe archive checks the subject line too
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!remember there's a song that was made to cheer you up guys!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSf9KyySAW0
>>31674818Nah. Stoned Trixie is actually the best.Ask Blueblood is really good too though.
>>31674823I know, but still, we must save this thread before it heads to porn and fetish discussion
C'MON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>31674840You want it, don't deny it.You wouldn't have mentioned it otherwise.
Requests?
>>31674835Motherfucker, beat me to it.>>31674846
>>31674840Speaking of that, there needs to be more hypnosis and genderswap related stuff.
>>31674862
>>31674862yes there does, especially given that mind control is completely canon now
>>31674846Duh, try harder faggot or be original
>>31674835YOU!>>31674846NOT YOU!
>>31674860For what?
>>31674860RAINBOW DASH
>>31674860Pinkie Pie playing a guitar while leaning against a tree.
>>31674862No.I used to have some respect for you, perhaps it was undeserved.
>>31674870Exactly.Also I can't wait for the genderswap episode.
>>31674891I'd Dash her rainbow
I made something for you /co/
>>31674906what
>>31674906
>>31674906I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
>>31674906Could you go ahead an unmake it please?
>>31674914http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWo8ZX3IM5s
>>31674896I am a man who enjoys writing and looking at things of incredibly perverted nature. I do not withhold myself from mixing that with copyrighted marshmallow ponies simply because their fans are overprotective of their beloved fictional characters.
>>31674888well, I've been gone a while, and I'd really like to get back into writing again and you guys have always been great to write for, so...ya know...just thought I'd ask.
>>31674899Now that just sounds like a hate crime against homosexuals
>>31674936he is amazingly gay
>>31674943Oh.I'm a newfag, I don't know the writefags by name yet.I'll give you a request if I'll come up with one.
>>31674945Well let's just say she wouldn't be feeling very homosexual after I was done with her
>>31674941As long as you keep your fetishes away from my squiggly haired waifu.
>>31674948HOW LONG COULD YOU LAST WATCHING IT I GOT TWENTY SECONDS IN
>>31674943 Write a fanfic where someone saves RD from that avalanche, cares for her until she gets better, marries her, live together for a while, then he starts to cheat with Pinkie Pie and Dash is slowly starting t slip into depression
>>31674950Please post the pages of FiM
>>31674941>overprotectiveI just want to see them happy
>>31674936
>>31674960and the whole time Dash thinks that she is going crazy cause there's no way her husbando could be cheating on her
>>31674965I can agree to that one.>>31674956Okay. Rarity's not my favorite anyway.Hahaha you have a waifu.
>>31674941>I am a colossal faggot and I have no problem ruining everything innocent and pure with my faggotry.
>>31674952oh me neither
>>31674969It will be delicious.
>>31674943Write about Rarity's parents, and whatever headcanon you've got for those crazy, tacky folks. Extra points if they're not abusive or absentee parents, just oddly midwestern and kitschy.
>>31674956what if, right, when practicing her mental magic, Twilight accidentally makes Rarity fall madly in love with her, and they have a long, happy relationship filled with lots and lots of loud, squelchy, passionate pony sex and Rarity is truly happy lying in Twilight's arms, and they never ever realise that Twilight did this to her
>>31674906you used to be cool fluffyyou used to be cool
>>31674973See, there's the problem. I'm not "ruining" anything. You're overreacting to something you don't like.
>>31674983>no trip>believing that guy is actually FluffyGirl please.
>>31674992>implying Fluffy uses trip
>>31674990And this is what pornfags actually believe.Goodnight, everyone, be sure to tip your waitress.
>>31674983>implying I'm Fluffy>implying I didn't just use the name to make you look
>>31674990*ref whistle* OFFSIDE, RED CARD
Damn you Nopony, I never used to have a cheating Fetish.
>>31674975You neither what?Recognize the drawfags?
>>31675013>that feel when you're strong in your love and consent fetishes
Well considering there's a seapony sweetie belle toy, is this a spoiler for a later episode?>dash with a turtle toy.jpg
>>31675001>implying someone can "ruin" something for someone elseAnd this is what autistfags actually believe.
>>31675000Except he's used his trip almost all the time before.>>31675006Oh well look at that. There you go.
>>31674978People have already made head canon about Rarity's parents? How is it?
>>31675025but your trip back on nanaki and stop acting like the shit you do is "normal"
>>31674992I never use a trip.
>>31675013People usually tell me I bring out the worst from everyone. You're welcome.
>>31675010Wat.>>31675001I have to get going, but let me be brief:These ponies are not real. Even if you build emotional, personal connections with them in your mind, no matter what, they are builds of Flash animation prancing on your computer monitor and television screen. They are character concepts...ones that can be played with and explored, even in a sexual setting.Waifufags treat them as if they are real, and thus deserve some sort of exemption from this. And I, personally, find this silly. I don't mind it particularly, but I don't enjoy them telling me "no you can't write porn of my waifu I FORBID YOU DON'T RUIN MY CHARACTER SHE'S SO SPECIAL TO ME."
>>31675013really depends. there are some girls out there. you'd have to be gay to say no to.
>>31675038I meant Fluffybutts.
>>31675051>trixie waifufagger>saying waifufaggotry is silly
>>31675069Are having a favorite character and having a waifu the same thing?
>>31675054>implying Dash wouldn't say yes to Pinkie tooShit, you'd both just look at each other, say yes, and jump at her
http://es.justin.tv/perusalem_006http://prueba2.foros-gratis.tv/h72-discovery-kids
>>31675051you are creating perverted situations around a bunch of cartoon ponies sourced from a show aimed at young girls.take inventory of your life and stop acting like people who don't like MLP porn are the weird ones.
>>31675051what if love.
>>31675051You can do what you want but I'm still gonna not like it and call you a faggot for it. *shrug*
>>31675054Nah, see like I said earlier it's not about the hotness of the girl/pony/Dragon Dildo.It's the danger of getting caught. Bit like public sex, only riskier cause you can't just laugh it off with your friends later when your whole life is ruined for some broad with a balloon tattooed on her arse.
>>31675074For me it is, but in general no. Waifus in cases like this are characters who you want to marry and make your wife.Hence waifu.
>>31675076AW YEA
>>31675051>he thinks everyone who dislikes pony porn is a waifufag
>>31675075As much as it hurst to say this, there is no canon evidence that Rainbow Dash is lesbian or at least bisexual.
>>31674860Do you know "The One Legged Dairy Farmer"?
>>31675082What if your love orbits my dick?
>>31675074The difference between "favourite character" and "waifu" is the same as the difference between "watch the show" and "Brony Pizza Hut.avi"
>>31675096The gender split probably makes them all culturally bisexual at least, and let's be honest - if your sexuality prohibits you from sleeping with pinkie pie, and she wants to sleep with you, you change your fucking sexuality.
>>31675091 Cartoon pony porn sucks for everyone.
>>31674862>telling me that you fap makes me sick>here, let me tell you about my fetishes
>>31675104thisthis forever
>>31675051>People who don't like my fetishes are waifufags.
>>31674964I just added all 5 books to a Mediafire archive. Here's the link:http://www.mediafire.com/?msbo76m4d3w99a1
>>31675029I don't think there's anything that's been universally agreed headcanon like the cream pony with blue and pink hair being named Bon-Bon or Vinyl Scratch having read eyes. Personally, I heard the idea from /co/ of her dad being a former handegg player who retired and got fat, and I've been charmed into taking that headcanon on for at least him.
>>31675107>this guy
>>31675076Oye Mez, subiras las dos canciones que Pinkie cantara hoy?
>>31675120Are any of them FiM-related?
>>31675107This. "Character X is totes a lesser" is >fanon, but there's a strong case to made that equestrian society would promote bisexuality, or at very least female on female sexuality.Perhaps a greek style thing where it's just friends-with-benefits.>overthinking it
>>31675107I don't think the actual scale of males/females is that different, there must be more males, but they are always off-screen. They couldn't keep up their society if they can't reproduce.
>>31675091I like to imagine most people here say "waifu" jokingly just to refer to a character they think is pretty, pleasant, or otherwise attractive in some way, but have no real intention of actual "marriage."Buuuut then there are the people who aren't joking.
hey guysit's just a showjust saying
>>31675051Also Red XIII was a shitty character and totally not a wolf
Does anyone have that video of AJ's voice actress when she gets approached by a bunch of faggots, and then she says "Oh... you're bronies..." with a look of serious apprehension in her eyes?That was classic. And perfect for this thread.
>>31675119i just realized>tripfag named wolf nanaki>angry over other people not liking pony porn>wolfFucking furries. god damn't. Ruin everything. just like bronies.
>>31675096To be fair, there's no evidence she's straight either. Only pony who seems to be interested in relationships in any romantic capacity is Rarity.
>>31675126Yep, tengo todo listo, nomás necesito un audio del capítulo con buena calidad, recuerda que Dooks subirá el capítulo entero a su canal Horadepony
>>31675147>and then she runs away>no, really, she ran away
>>31675140Yeah, being serious for a moment, I "waifufag" Twilight because I think her design is pretty and, were she real, I would love to be good friends, or maybe more, with her, but she's not actually real, and anybody who's lost touch with that needs help
>>31675149Word of Ex-God said that they use standard mammalian reproduction, which means that heterosexuality is normal. They can't be all asexual.
>>31675157and here I thought rarity had the best voice actress
>>31675147This one?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBHEb4UWpIc
>>31675138>They couldn't keep up their society if they can't reproduceThat doesn't neccesarily mean there's a 1:1 male:female split.There might be ten females to every male and everyone has large families. For example, the confirmed family sizes we've seen have been 3 (PP), 3 (AJ) and 2(SB) siblings.
>>31675166But the "race around the world" idea is fucking retarded, and while it may not ever be stated in the show, Faust has said on multiple occasions that the show world was built specifically without girly bullshit like that. Did she mean it was a lesbian wonderland? Of course not, but the males aren't all out running around for no fucking reason. What we see is what we get.
>>31675177Nah... though that part at the end where she runs off is great
>>31675177Oh god, I need to make a gif of it
>>31675177RUN! RUN ASHLEIGH! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T STOP!!!
>>31675177RUN ASHLEIGH RUN!
>>31675202>>31675207RunAshleigmind
>>31675177It is always so weird hearing the word "Brony" out loud. It seems bad enough in text, but hearing it out loud just makes it seem worse somehow.Is this what it's like when wizards say "Voldemort?"
You guys are so cute when whining at eachother
>>31675051>people are calling me out on my bullshit and faggotry>I have to leave guys sorryhurr
>>31675191Maybe a large percentage of the female ponies ARE asexual, or at least try not to act on romance unless they can afford to take on a husband, like some sort of reverse dowry. At this point, poor, broke Rainbow Dash has given up on dick, while Rarity is pretty much hording cracked gems by the truckload in exchange for a husbando. And considering she's going for fucking princes, she's planning on getting her fuckin' money's worth.
>>31675178But that would mean a lot of families would simply die out without an offspring, doesn't it?
>>31675221No, it's what it's like when CSI talks about furries.
>>31675221No, they cringed in fear and disgust whenever someone said Voldemort. sometimes going so far as to not speak it at all. When people hear brony......oh fuck...
>>31675230Not really, the males could have slept around a lot, in more modern society there could be some sort of magical or sperm-donationy way around it, but having a 50:50 gender split is far from neccesary to maintain a population
>>31675177>Ashleigh Ball's Message to the Bronies >Message to the Bronies >Bronies
Sexuality was never written in because it's a kids showThere are more girls on screen because it's a show for girls/discussionNow shut the fuck, autists
>>31675221>we created that word>it has taken on a shape we never intended>now I hate it and I cringe when I read/hear itfuckin bronies man
>>31675254look, this is important, we have to understand whether our waifus would ever consider having sex with us
>>31675131One is. It's the same one I posted yesterday.
>>31675223Whoever drew that can't into art.
>>31675254Thank you. Now let's get back to the discussion of how heartbroken Dash would be if his loved one would cheat on her with Pinkie.
>>31675261Aw, I just wanted to laugh of the anon reactions like yesterday
>>31675256And then you realize every horrible thing about this fandom can be traced back to /co/.Every thing.
>>31675272There's a first person fic of it
>>31675274I couldn't stop laughing at the FiM one.
>>31675230No it'd mean that either monogamy is nonstandard or that a lot of females would never rear young.Another theory could be that males are somehow inherintly weaker or something and so need to be protected for breeding purposes, hence are never seen (think Salarians and Krogan from ME). The only males we have seen (apart from the youngsters) have for the most part been the upper percentages of fitness - athletes, law enforcement, etc.
>>31675261You don't happen to have the link to the thread?
>>31675272>Dash>his
>>31675280Well yeah.In the same way every horrible thing on Earth can be traced back to the Big Bang.
>>31675280Gee it's almost like 4chan is a hive of scum and villainy. Who would've guessed?
>>31675227You guys know that G3 was set in a world where canonically males didn't existed?That made Minty and G3 Pinkie Pie canonically lesbians, as they were a couple.Of course, Minty cheated her with any other mare on sight.
>>31675256its kind of like when I hear lulz outside of the internet. Or anything internet related outside of the internet.
>>31675296Goddamn Big Bang.
>>31675285It was awesome...I'm going to check the archive, need a good laugh
>>31675254Doesn't change the fact that it can be enjoyable to discuss possible in-universe reasons for it. Speaking only for myself, this isn't some waifu thing but rather a standard fa/tg/uy curiosity with how the setting works.
>>31675280There were several other epicenters for the fandom, but no one ever talks about them because they're too normal.
>>31675272>implying I'd ever do thatHow awful it would be to not invite her in on the fun too
>>31675320Such as?
>>31675306And then you reminded me of these /b/ fucktards I know.>"Umad? Umad bro? Trollface! No u! Forever alone!"They're kind of annoying.
>>31675306I know this one guy who pretty much speaks in memesit's horrifying to watch
>>31675306>Skyrim midnight launch>guy in a fedora>lol this game is gonna be so epic win guys i can't wait for all the lulz>aw sweet i'm getting my copy first win lol you mad bro?I didn't think these people actually existed.http://archive.no-ip.org/co/thread/20468183>innocence lost.thread
>>31675329>>31675306>people meme'ing in real lifeNope I refuse to believe that this actually happens. Although everyone seems to be saying "fail" and "epic fail" lately, which counts, I guess.
>>31675329>knowing /b/ fucktards outsideI know that feel. And I empathize with that.Thats why I avoid them like the plague.
>>31675334turn him into a plush and sell him on ebay
>>31675342does it count if I do it in the same ironic way I'd use 20% cooler in these threads?
>>31675342The only meme we use in real life is usually when someone does or says something so autistic that we have to say "Nothing to do here" and mimic the jetpack move.
>>31675355As long as you only do it ironically.But then that makes you a hipster so I still hate you.
>>31675364redditor? not judging you, i'm one too
someone tell me what to watch
>>31675364>>31675376Kill yourselves
>>31675372I only use memes before they're cool
>>31675377Ren and stimpy
>>31675377Ruroni Kenshin, Samurai Jack, or flcl
>>31675377ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
>>31675376>reddit Only 9gag when I'm bored
>>31675376>>31675364
>>31675377fist of north starren and stimpymother fucking dbz
>>31675377>no Wakfu
>>31675377Mother fucking Courage?Ren and Stimpy?My nigga
>>31675401That reminds me, you got a link to some good English subs I could borrow?I want to try getting into that show.
I lol'dhttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71303
Fun topic. Why is Lyra and Bon Bon the most accepted lesbian pair?oh wait.
>>31675401>wakfu>good
>>31675377Holy whit why are you not watching courage right now goddamn
>>31675422google "brotherhoodoftofu"should all be thereit's a very fun show
>>31675377>FLCL>Samurai ChamplooWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FORDO IT
>>31675428Because bronyfags
>>31675434fuck off roogna
>>31675377>grim adventuresHoly fuck I forgot that show even existsFucking Eris
>>31675422http://brotherhoodoftofu.com/A link to the website. It has all of the available episodes, as well as the specials and some of the extras.
>>31675428You mean Heartstrings and Bon Bon?
>>31675449draw request. Eris Riding on the back of discord into the heat of battle
>>31675456Bonstrings OTP
>>31675456I only say lyra cause it always comes to mind first.
>>31675440You made a script for that yet? I imagine itd make your life easier.
>>31675436>>31675454Kay thanks guys.
>>31675431>my boot>your ass
>yfw no one cares about Discord any more
>>31675492Who?
>>31675492I do
>>31675387>>31675390>>31675391>>31675398>>31675438fuuuck i can't watch all this at once..wait a second.. maybe i can..>>31675401I never got into wakfu.. is it good?>>31675449We need some Eris X MLP FiM art asap
>>31675503no, fuck you
>>31675492I do.
>>31675456They gave Lyra a canon name?!
>>31675516
>>31675516Yeah, She is canonically Heartstrings for a while now. People still call her Lyra.
>>31675492
>>31675503Wakfu is good if you ignore the voices
>>31675516hasbro did. Big outburst of rage and butthurt over it. Honestly, couldn't care less.Ditzy Doo/ Derpy hooves master race.
>>31675525I haven't been in these threads since August, you damn right slowpoke!
>>31675516Depends on if you consider the toys canon or not
>>31675541merch canon is higher than fanon so it's technically canon for now
>>31675503Of course you can watch them at once!You just need to have them all playing at the same time in different windows.It will be the ultimate viewing experience.
>>31675541toys aren't canon>>31675503homestuck is better than wakfu
>>31675503I like Wakfu. It's got a mix of the episodic style and overarching plot that I really enjoy. It's also got some nice characters, and the season one villain is particularly well done.I think it's definitely worth a watch, at least until all the main characters get together.
>>31675516And to Carrot Top as well.
>>31675555homosuck is shit. never even watched an episode of wakfu. So far, wakfu is ahead due to ignorance.
>>31675516>hasbro toys>canon
>>31675534I'm not butthurt over it, I'm just really surprised. I like it though, it's really cute. But yeah, I'm sure people will still call her Lyra from time to time. Especially since there was so much fan art and fiction produced with Lyra as her name.And I LOVE Ditzy Doo/Derpy! She's my favorite non-main cast pony.
>>31675566you shut your dirty fucking whore mouth homestuck is and always will be better than that piece of gay animu french shit known as gayfu
>>31675571>Didn't even bother putting her actual picture on the bag
>>31675428I don't actually like Bon Bon, but I have to put up with her if I want my Lyra fix.
ITT we choose the perfect pets for the cutie mark crusaders?applebloom = pigsweetie belle = catscootaloo = butterfly
>>31675571
>>31675590I really like the sound of "Lyra Heartstrings", personally. Taking the toys as canon at all is fucking retarded, seeing as they legitimately get canon character names wrong, but I like the sound.
>>31675598Too obvious, I expected some lolpets from you anon
IT'S TWOILIGHT SPORKOLES BALLOOUN
>>31675591
>>31675598Applebloom = dictionarySweetie Belle = poopScootaloo = a puppy
>>31675614
>>31675593>not liking bon bonHow dare you have your own opinion. Bon Bon is pretty meh. But they always look cute together.
Why is Pinkie so cute?
>>31675615Okay, when i'm watching this .gifWere they this lazy to fucking fix that moving light blue part above Trixies right eye? The light blue overtone goes into her dark blue outshade over and over, really fucking annoying
num!
>>31675503Wakfu is pretty good. Season 1 starts off decently and then slows down until around episode 20, but it is still worth watching all the episodes in between.Nox was the first cartoon villain in a long time that got /tg/ to cream their jeans.
yoink!
I miss the spammer ;_;
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>31675665
>>31675665Why the fuck does she have a fucking telephone as a cutie mark?
>>31675663>>31675656>>31675639ae you the same faggot from last night?
>>31675629My dislike stems from the fact that she reminds me of their magical lesbian assbaby fanon that died a while back.But they do look cute together.
Which pony does /co/ hate this week?
HA! HA!G3 SPIKE!
>>31675679Because her special talent is answering phones, duh.Do you even watch the show?
>>31675678I would not say no if somebody offered me that plushie.
Yeah, supercool story guys, but what about discussing Lil'Pips candyvag?
g3 is worst g
>>31675695
>>31675693you know, it'd be interesting if G3 spike was still alive in G4 period.Be an interesting episode.
>>31675714man, you want that fic, write it yourselfthe myth about not being able to get off to your own stuff is a myth, at least when it's just fantasy writing anyway
HA! HA!G3 RARITY AND SPIKE!
>>31675723
>>31675688Tootsie flute was her name wasn't it?I'm more curious about the whole magical lesbian ass baby thing. I mean, they are females, so they'd have babies normally right? If anything I'd call science babies, but they have magic so, I dunno, but I know ass babies definitely sounds wrong unless it's a two guy deal and that stuff is just plain dumb.
>>31675723put your dick away man, we're trying to talk about ponies here!
>>31675728What, did they kill him?
>>31675740Oh dios mio oh dios mio oh dios mio oh dios mio
>>31675753It just upsets me because biology doesn't work that way. Also people were going to disturbing lengths just so their fanons could hold together.
>>31675749>>31675723Dude, what the fuckI'd suck it furiously while roleplaying as Twilight
>>31675778lesbian butt baby is a term making fun of the phenomonon, though, nobody actually thought that lyra horned bon-bon's ass or something, it was just a "They have a kid through some method, maybe adoption, maybe sperm donation, maybe magic, whatever"nothing specific
>>31675759>death in G3... I'm talking about dragon natural life spans.As in, G3 Spike being like a super Ancient dragon sort of thing. Perhaps Discord's dad, because you know, Dragon-pony relationships?
>>31675806What're you doing tonight?
>>31675728G3 Spike was over 1,000 years old. When they found him buried on some deep underground caves, he was just waking up from a thousand year "nap" and tagged along because the girls were fun and he had nothing better to do anyways.So technically, he could be alive and still young on G4.
>>31675753>HOW IS BABBY FORMED?! HOW GIRL GET PREGNANT!?
>>31675823Nothing much. You?
>>31675809I seem to remember the details getting pretty squicky.But enough of that, it's time for Derpy.
>>31675840
>>31675862
>>31675826oh manif we take this at face value that means G4 spike will stay in his diminutive state for well over 1000 yearsoh man
>>31675753i like to think the pony stork brung her to their doorstep
>>31675876>Derpy as Emperor PalpatineNO.
>>31675876>>31675826That actually sounds like decent motivation for a dragon. I guess that's the only thing G3 did well?
http://es.justin.tv/perusalem_006http://prueba2.foros-gratis.tv/h72-discovery-kidshere we gao!
>>31675836SLEEPYHEAD HIJACK!
>>31675909>>31675893Don't you mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.
>>31675930>>31675912The prueba2 link doesn't work for me.
>>31675887
>>31675954
>>31675986MUSCLES
Tortoises live to be 150, right? After Dash dies what will Tank do?
>>31675954Damn, true...well, I always watch this one, it has better quality:http://es.justin.tv/perusalem_006
>>31676009And is anyone even in the chatbox or is it broken for me?
>>31676031Derpy retro.
>>31675926She looks like as if she had not slept for centuries.
DERPY THERE HERE NOW?
Turns out my computer deleted all my Derpy pics and what disturbs me is that it was only the Derpy folder...
>>31676067>>31676088BROTHER!
>>31676101
>>31676119Probably like shut the fuck up.
>>31676024OH GOD PINKIE SONG! ALL MY LOVE!!
>>31676110>>31676119It obviously tastes like those eye buggers you get after a long nap.
>>31676141
>>31676024>Pinqui Pai Singing
>>31676101But sad Derpy isn't fun.
Spike and Celestia are doomed to repeat this thousands of times during their life.
>>31676155It wasn't bad, huh? I like her voice
>>31676172Not bad at all.
>>31676151>>31676169I couldn't take it.It makes me want to write a Human in Equestria fic where the human finds out his lifespan is at least ten times longer than the average pony lifespan,but I will never write it.
>>31676191Golden Harvest.
>>31676169
>>31676169That Twilight looks too funny to take seriously.
>>31676191you wouldn't do that concept justicewhoever you are
Avena? Estás loca? Y dije: qué es eso?...oh...
>>31676212And now for a monster we will never see in the show.
>>31676229This Spike sounds like a faggot, Ben 10-Spike sounded better
>>31676233>>31676224You are right, I would screw it up with my poor pacing and poorer grasp of just how the hell you are supposed to use semicolons.
>>31676251Yep, that's true...but the other V/As are nice I think, Fluttershy sounds so good...
>>31676257And now a crossover that will never happen.
>>31676233>never see in the show>beholder>copyright owned by WotC, which is owned by Hasbro.I dunno man, you can always hope.
Hey /co/ check what I just found on /v/http://www.ebay.com/itm/120817039418?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1586.l2649#ht_3016wt_1396
>>31676273>>31676278Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>>31676019Pass on her awesomeness to her descendants.Alternatively, watch over her grave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_cgBvq-Sy4 at 06:18, when she says "What do to what to do? *GAAASP*" what's the word she is using? Right before "That's it!"Sounds like "A Fawks!" or something.
>>31676288Wow.This is absolutely novel and has not been posted here before.
>>31676288> Current bid: US $2,275.00OMG will they mass produce these things already
>>31676298I think it's "a prize!"
>>31676292>>31676288Calling it now, that will break five grand.
>>31676292>post Dawn of War quote>pick the _one_ VA who didn't work on ponies as well.>>31676304I don't think you understand the "supply" part of "supply & demand". If it was mass produced, it wouldn't sell for nearly as much.
>>31676309>>31676298It's clearly "A frogs!" as Dash realizes her ultimate pet.
>>31676310I wonder if the Megatron spammer knew what he would inadvertently create.
>>31676318But it would sell many more. You can sell 1 for 5000$, or you can sell 1000 for 200$.> captcha : arsemen finoanawth ?
So, where are all the new pet song remixes and shit? Eurobeat said he couldn't wait for a new song...
>>31676293steampunk dash.pretty good. requires about 20% more steampunk
>>31676341>>31676318That's one of the reasons I wish we could talk about this setting and show on /tg/.
>>31676365So is this supposed to be a pimp or Professor Plum from Clue?
>>31676288That's impressive work. If Hasbro made quality products like that, I would definitely buy them. Unfortunately, all we have is molded plastic.I wonder if Hasbro is even aware of the amount of money people are making off these things.
>>31676357How the fuck is that "steampunk"?You seem to be missing the whole "punk" part of steampunk. You know, fight the man - in the case of steampunk, the aristocracy.>>31676365Subtle, I like. Your extension / quick reply thing seems to not be working though. I'm kinda glad you can't discuss pony on /tg/ though, did you see the Touhou days?
>>31676375>>31676388Kids these days think a bit of copper or brass and a pair of goggles makes something steampunk.
>>31676298"Of course"
>>31676409Da?
>>31676388I seem to remember the Touhou days being less discussion about the setting and more two different avatarfags.
>>31676430Put gears on your hat. OMG so steampunk !
>>31676409
>>31676430Now that is closer to steampunk. The biggest problem is people not being able to tell the difference between steampunk and clockworkpunk.
>>31676447>implying the average lolsosteampunk kiddie knows who Brunel is
And so, this guy here learned that is not a good idea to give oral sex to his girlfriend when she's on that time of the month.
>>31676466Nigga, you serious? They're generally _a lot_ more sensitive down their during that time and it is worth it.>implying you're not a touchless foreveralone
>>31676465We need to just abandon steampunk and move on to dieselpunk.
>>31676466considering the look on his face it might be his fetish
>>31676484>_____punk referring to something that doesn't include "fighting the man"Stop it.
>>31676490Ponies bleed strawberry jam, so it's all right.>>31676497My favorite is gothpunk where you just burn goths to full vehicles and industry.
>>31676508so technically mlp has jam vampires?
>>31676497But if you really do want to fight the man, you could try modempunk.
>>31676508>not punkpunk where the players are in a grim struggle against the prevalance of the suffix "punk"Meta-setting or bust.
ARE THERE PONIES IRL?
>>31676483Maybe.But I don't feel like sticking my tongue on something that reeks like spoiled salmon with rust.Oh god, the rust smell is the wort part of it.
>>31676535No, ponies don't exist
>>31676298It's "Of Course!"
>>31676517Yes. Be careful not to confuse them with jampires, who just want to suck out your rhythm.>>31676525I think /tg/ tried to build a system around this.
>>31676535Yes. I know this because I asked the pony sleeping on my bed yesterday and she looked at me like I was an idiot, because she was right there
Punkponkpunk.
PLEASE stop fucking ponies.
>>31676535No.
I'm buying a Christmas present for a little girl Do you think that she would like this? It has 12 MLP figures.http://www.fao.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11872842
>>31676497Well, it doesn't have to include fighting part, escaping/evading "The Man" also qualifies.
>>31676537>not getting off on the metallic tang of menstrual cunnyGet out of here you casual.>>31676547>I think /tg/ tried to build a system around this.Wouldn't surprise me.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>31676563Fucking pedo.
>>31676563If she watches the show, then probably.
>>31676563Subtle, nice.
what is statistics class?
>>31676558but she enjoys it
>>31676568This is /co/, they accept that they would fuck a little girl if they had a chance
>>31676563>it's got Golden HarvestMust not buy.
>>31676567fuck you she has a heart of gold
>>31676580Statistics is a field of math.So it's a type of advanced math class.
>>31676563Fluttershy's hair is wrong and Applejack doesn't have a hat, but the rest of the figures look pretty close to the way that they look in the show.
>>31676590>golden harvest>not the best background pony
>>31676587I'm not a pedophile, but if I found a small naked girl in an abandoned alleyway I can't say I would able to stop myself.
>>31676587I thought it was just horses they would fuck.
>>31676565Fighting as a synonym for struggle/conflict/etc, rather than literal melee combat.
>>31676566We do all sorts of crazy shit.>>31676563If you feel like spending ~$50 you can get a plush off of ebay.
>>31676601Shut up Nathan.
>>31676602I'm even more restrictive, just short horses that can talk
Alright, what are you talking about?
>>31676563>people replying to this obvious troll>>31676608>$50>not $2400
>Rainbow Dash plush is at $5000>my face whenhttp://www.ebay.com/itm/My-Little-Pony-Rainbow-Dash-Jumbo-Plush-2010-Hasbro-15-RARE-/270857339951?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f105b042f
>>31676599>Marijuana leaf on flank>Fuck the policeXD 420 MANG FUK DA COPSSince when did smoking weed and hating cop go ha-oh wait. lol america and your silly drug laws.
>>31676608>Rape Factory>screen cap missing the "No, see you'd need to accelerate twice as fast to escape gravity on the planet Kaurava compared to earth" "No you idiot, Soviet Russia couldn't politically support those actions"
>implying the tears of ponies don't make the best lubricant
>>31676633>Starting bid 5000>0 bids>MFW you have no face
>>31676621One of the nighttimers makes ones that start at about that much and don't go higher than $120.
>>31676633>0 bidsNo shit, it's ugly as fuck.
>>31676633>laugh at it>the description is exactly what I want to do with it>now want to buy itthank fuck I don't have $5000
>>3167663310/10 nigga five-star post
>>31676633>G3lol
>>31676643The best lubricant is the lubricant they make themselves when they think of how much they love you, jerk
>>31676633This one has bids on it. The current price is $2275.00.http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rainbow-Dash-Galloping-Gala-Custom-Plush-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-Magic-/120817039418?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c2141b83a
>>31676558I really hope shit like this and on FiMchan is just more trolling, I just like cute ponies being cute and the show and stuff but I don't hate on porn or people who draw it. anons who shove it in faces and turn around and try to defend them or say it's bad are trolling. any post that says 'this thread is terrible' is just another shitpost
>>31676684>yfw you missed the joke
>>31676621With $50 couldn't one make a plushie?I guess labor goes into it too but that's being nitpicky.
>>31676685I find the dozens of DA posts on it hilariousI don't get why some people are so interested in what others get off to
>>31676685Sometimes I just can't control myself.
>>31676640I don't think I have that one, but I do have this one and the "how many spiders can fit inside a Drow's vagina" one.
>>31676685I hope to god that the porn stuff is just trolling and people trying to be the next Pony Thread Simulator.No way anyone actually gets off on some of that shit.
>>31676714I assure you, I do
>>31676704>I don't get why some people are so interested in what others get off toIt's a morbid curiosity of mine that I must know the reactions that people have to certain drawings of pornography. It's interesting how varied and wide some of the responses can be.
>you will never own a one of a kind plush of your favorite pony in her gala dress that you paid thousands of dollars for
>>31676731I would love that plushie so much, Dash looked great in her dress. But I'm sure as fuck not paying anywhere near that much money for it.
>i would hug a space marine non-sexually>what's the estrus cycle for a space marineBLUE SPACE MARINE IS BEST SPIRITUAL LIEGE
>>31676731you will never be able to justify spending thousands of dollars on a toy plush
>>31676731>mfw a gala dress Rarity plushI would be forced to sell things to buy it.
Well speak of the devil, /tg/ is talking about us right now.>>>/tg/17000000
>>31676750This too but the important part is that it would be a plush of Dashie wearing her gala dress
>>31676740>>31676731We should all get in touch with Hasbro and tell them that we'd like them to make quality stuff like this. Fuck, I'd buy the entire collection if they made it at a reasonable price (which implies mass production). Since when do people have to demand merch ? This is insane.
>>31676757>implying that's not the fa/tg/uys from MLPG>implying >>31676749 and >>>/tg/17000109 aren't the same person
>>31676771I wish we'd get decent toys, but it seems we're stuck with pink Celestia and her pretty wings until the end of time.
At least whoever gets the plushes will take good care of them, right? I mean surely.
>>31676757Someone with larger balls than I needs to get over there and post this.
>>31676791Let's fucking spam them. Surely they're aware that the show is popular with the same type of people who buy anime figures, right ?
I sure do love pone
>>31676809if a single stitch ever comes undone from that Dash plushie I will throttle the person who bought it
>>31676767how would you explain to someone that you spent over $2000 on a toy? a pony toy at that?
>>31676809Well, some people are inclined to add onto said plushies. Adding things that some other people may frown upon.Like spoilers, ponies don't need spoilers.
>>31676822If that Dash plushie even gets dirty I will punch the owner in the face and then lovingly clean it while they're out
Glitter Glue reminds of Tim Burton if he were a furfag.
>>31676832Someone that has no social life outside of his job.
>>31676832>implying I would tell them it cost me that much
I bet those people who are spending thousands of dollars on a rainbow dash plushie are going to kill themselves. They're just blowing a huge amount of money so they can have rainbow dash at their side when they blow their brains out
>>31676848I would do that too
>>31676832How do people explain spending millions on a Picasso ? His paintings are ok, but nowhere near that good. It's a status symbol. A pony toy can actually be used.
>>31676855you can't hug a picasso
>>31676848If you've gotta go, you may as well go out in style
>>31676860Some greater men have tried.
>>31676860No, but a Picasso is a real investment.
>>31676860Exactly.
>>31676822If they can afford to spend $2-3k on a toy, I'm sure that they can afford a really nice display case to keep it in too. It should be safe from any damage in there.
>>31676855you make a good point.
>>31676860>implying you'd hug a $3000 ponyYou could stare into her eyes and realise you're no closer to Dash loving you than you were before, but nothing else
>>31676875>Toy_story_neckbeard.jpeg
>>31676878I would pet her from time to time
Why is taking pony thread simulator quotes and changing "pony" to "space marine" so fucking funny to me?
>>31676855Picasso paintings are also an investment. They're only going to get more and more expensive over time and eventually you (or your descendant) will be able to sell that painting for even more. No one's going to pay more for a custom rainbow dash plushie than you did when you bought it.
>>31676633hah, the last time that guy put it up, the starting bid was $10khe also is an amazon seller and is trying to sell the same thing on amazon for $1,000,000I can try digging up the link if you guys want
>>31676647scherzo's?
>>31676888> art as an assetYou capitalist scumbags are ruining the enjoyment of art.
>>31676887>slam your heretic filled space marine rod into my purge button
>>31676895please do
>>31676910You sound like a hipster faggot.
>>31676895man, I *might* pay that were she real, but not for a plushie
>>31676714I hope your post is trolling, there's no way you could disbelieve it
>>31676895A lot of times when sellers list something that's ridiculously expensive, they'll include a "best offer" option on their auction too. This guy isn't even doing that. I would be surprised if he gets more than a couple of hundred dollars for it.
>>31676910True that.Art should be self expression, not a business meant to be twisted and manipulated.
>>31676922That will be French hipster faggot to you.
>>31676910I do enjoy art but when you're spending more money on a painting than most people make in a year you shouldn't expect that money to be lost forever.
>>31676887>party inside Horus
>>31676814>anonymoose is leejun xDXDXD
>>31676949>mfw we actually attracted someone who works on the modelsI hope they didn't notic all the porn
>>31676957"spam" being used in a metaphorical way, of course. Your irony detector broken ?
New thread where?
>>31676887/v/ did one once with TF2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcVT-Xy6t8&feature=channel_video_title
>>31677011Can I hold a mini pony in my house as a pet- oh wait we already talked about that yesterday.
>>31677055can I let a mini pony stay in my house as a housemate?
Where is the new thread?
>>31677095I don't know. Gotta ask them.And the landlord.also are we here now?>>31671624>>31671624
>>31677109That shit is full of porn
>>31677118>4 pictures
>>31677123>and counting
>>31677141>I just noticed
>>31677148What?
>>31677150>>31677150>>31677150>>31677150>>31677150>>31677150>>31677150>>31677150new throd
>>31677154>I just noticed it was a porn dump
>>31676704what do you mean, like people saying, 'why did you draw this?' I can't frequent DA with this connection
