RAPE

>mfw you made the same thread two days ago
>mfw I have no face

>>31673204
it's not his fault he is an uncreative fuck
oh wait
yes it is

Pinkie episode fucking when?!

>>31673217
NEVERMBER!

>rape

Party general?

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31673237
SMILING? TODAY?

>4chan x works again
What the?
Oh well.

>>31673241
You are welcome.

>>31673240
Today is a great the day to smile when you have this on loop, try it!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSf9KyySAW0

Which pone is watching GSL with me?

>>31673237
50 bucks say that smile will be a song in the christmas episode.


Mark my words.

>>31673204
>>31673213
Calm down both of you, we all get stuck in a rut at times.

And let's be serious, no one really cares how a MLP general starts.

>>31673248
i have a bad feeling about this...

>>31673237
That pic... always gets me HNNNNGGGG

>>31673252

>>31673268
What's the story behind that pic, anyway? It's always seemed pretty nonsensical to me.

>>31673298
tess is a nonsensical person

>>31673268
Have another HNNNNGGGG.

>>31673298
This is the original. Dunno if it goes any deeper than that.

>>31673302
that is just upsetting

>>31673241
did you update during the last thread?

>>31673305
Then try this one.

Ha ha! Time for more!

Just kidding I'm done. This is the last one. No more from me!

>>31673314
I'M FREE!

>>31673313
better

>>31673313
why does she only have one wing?

OP this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

>>31673302

>>31673320
you can't see the other side

>>31673316
AHHHHHHHHH, AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!

IT'S TIME TO RAPE APPLEBLOOM!

>>31673330
I implore you to reconsider.

>>31673317
>>31673320
Because she left the other one at home.

>>31673323
>>31673324

>>31673333
>I implore you to reconsider.

HO HO HO

>>31673343
get out of here santa

what the fucking fuck.

I cant get 4chan to load at all on chrome now.

why the fuck is moot pissing onto the servers?

>>31673346
>mfw everything is a-ok for me

>>31673330
>>31673333
>Raping Applebloom
>Not Lil'Pip
>2011
ISHYGDDT

I just fapped to womans...it's been like a week since the last time I fapped to something non-pony related...it's starting to feel weird...

>not making ponysex gifs

>>31673346

4chan broke for like 5 minutes while Moot has a bathroom break.

>>31673355

>like a week

casual

>>31673346
he's fucking around with the site code a lot lately.
Every time he does and the site or extensions break he goes on /g/

>>31673355
>fapping to women
What kind of pervert are you?

>>31673330
i can't stop laughing at this picture
something is wrong with me

>>31673373
>implying there is any technical support on /g/

>>31673370
I fap to ponies since forever but never stop fapping to women...that's changing

So MLPG.

On the subject of Applebloom's tummy:

Pretty great, huh?

i was just showing my non-4chan friend this thread you guys
way to embarrass me

>>31673375

Nathan's face is hilarious. I love that guy

>>31673388
PRETTY DARN SEX

>>31673389

>>31673391
i think you forgot a maybevowel there

>>31673375
I'm glad you like it, most of the shops I have made get passed over without remark.

It's because the suck.

>>31673390

>>31673389

You show them the MLPG as their first thing?!

way to start them out on hardmode

>>31673393

>>31673404
i thought this was a happy place!

>>31673410

>>31673410
What gave you that idea?

>>31673421
well that's horrifying

>>31673389
>outsider

oh hey, I updated firefox and 4chanx is working now.

>>31673389
YOU DONT SHOW 4CHAN TO OUTSIDERS YOU FOOL

>>31673431
i will keep demanding an explanation for this picture
and i will never receive one

>>31673434
and why do you think we care?

If you owned a pony how much would you abuse them?

If I owned Fluttershy I probably would kick her every time I ever my house from work.

>>31673435

That's only /b/. /co/ is relatively normal i find.

>>31673437
Popular fanon is that BonBon is a feeder, and Lyra is her "subject"

so what better way to get your subject fat than to feed her 360 units?

>>31673435
OH SORRY

>>31673437
Legitimate spoiler, mouse over at own risk:

The artist received three requests and decided to lump them together. The three requests (Lyra, engorgement, and Xbox 360) can be seen in the lower right.

>>31673431
My favourite thing about this picture is the look of affection in the beige one's eyes.

She really loves that pony.

DO I HEAR A PINKIE THREAD?

>>31673330

>Read it in Rita Repulsa's voice

She totally would lead a planning committee with the express stated goal of Applebloom's rape, just to be nasty

>>31673442
>mfw imagining owning Lil'Pip as a pet

You know what would be cool? Pinkie singing Pop goes the world

>>31673431

>mfw I was there and contributed when we started the lyra bon-bon feeder thing
>i've never forgiven myself for not trying harder to stop it, when maybe we could've had a chance

>>31673443
>/co/ is relatively normal
what the fuck man
what the hell kind of world do you live in

>>31673462
>implying she wouldn't break free and kill you somehow in 40 000 words

>>31673443

I came to MLPG because /b/ was no longer depraved enough for me to get my kicks

>>31673462
Just imagine the type of physical and mental torture you could inflict on her without her dieing.

>>31673466
There is a worse part of their fandom that got crushed a while ago.

Whenever I get upset about all the foodplay I just remember that part and how it's dead now.

>>31673443

>/co/ is relatively normal i find.
>/co/
>normal

>>31673472
NO

SHE'S MINE

IT IS THE BAD END THIS STORY DESERVES. Now excuse me,

>>31673442
If I owned any pony I wouldn't abuse them at all.
Besides ponies shouldn't be owned, they've got about the same stage of civilization as our own.

>>31673487
You'll be dead by noon.

>>31673442
Every time you do what to your house?

>>31673474
You want depravity?

>>31673490
>they've got about the same stage of civilization as our own.

Wrong, human civilization is far more barbaric and unkind. To own a pony would probably be the only hope for them to not be captured and vivisected for the medical textbooks.

>4chan+ keeps fucking up
>finally decide to try 4chanX
>everything works super fast, way more options, works perfectly so far

god dammit 4chan, why do I always judge things before I try them.

>>31673501
Yeah, but then there are people who would abuse them as pets.
That ain't good either.
>>31673506
I know right.

>>31673500
>Spike one

>>31673501
Make enough of a fuss about it in the media, make sure the eyes of the world are on them, and they'd be basically untouchable by any organisation

>>31673500
I never saw the Twilight one...do you have it?

>>31673506
It's human nature.

>>31673492
Nonsense, that would imply that Kkat still updates her story on a regular basis.

Lil'Pip is mine in perpetual stasis - Which means, forever. All. Alone.

>>31673500
I need all of those pictures.
Now.

>>31673490
even if I absolutely had to own them to keep them safe from others, I'd make sure they knew that I thought of them like an equal and that they were free for all non-legal purposes

>>31673522
No.

>>31673525
That's what I was saying.
You wouldn't hit a dog.
Or a cat.
Cat just for the fact that it'll claw your eyes out

>>31673490

Their leader raises the sun with magic.

magic>technology

>>31673517
Nope, I have a shared machine so the only semipornographic things I can justify saving are things that make people laugh.

>>31673517
THIS, POST THE TWILIGHT ONE!!

>>31673530
Well not now.
But I need them.
There's gotta be a gallery or some website or a fucking .rar of them somewhere.

>>31673521
She'll break free eventually, with the help of her friends. In the meantime, can I make Velvet Remedy my sexual slave?

>>31673535

not forever

>>31673533
yeah but I mean, you'd do some things to a pet you wouldn't to an equal, like punish them for doing things wrong

>>31673517
There is no Twilight one.

>>31673542
Remember when we said no ponies for you yesterday?
It still stands. For the both of you.

>>31673550
THAT is the Twilight one.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/61112.stm

I'm sad now, /co/

Post cute ponies to cheer me up please?

>>31673542
No friends = no rescue.

How about a partnership?

No sharing.

>>31673442
It would begin with a single, experimental cut as she slumbered. Despite my best efforts to do it carefully, she would still stir in her slumber and awaken. She would look at me with confused and concerned eyes. I would tell her it's nothing to worry about as I tucked the razor into my pocket.

I would have to resort to more drastic measures. And thus the sedatives were introduced.

She would have no way of knowing that her much increased sleepiness was due to the drugs I had placed in her food. She was an active pony, after all, and she was bound to be exhausted at the end of the day. So she would fall into a deep sopor, and I would begin my work anew.

Despite knowing she was assuredly most asleep, I would begin once more with a careful, gentle slice into her skin. When I saw that she was not roused in the slightest, I felt a perverse and profound glee. I was free to begin my art. I would carve at her body with the sharpened edge, crafting a beautiful, moving piece that was surely fit to hang in a museum. The red, bleeding grooves in her body made for striking additions. Truly, she was my opus.

I love you, Applejack.

Your favorite pony is captured, and the only way to rescue them is to fight in a coliseum, risking your life to save their's, however you may choose not to participate at all and save yourself?

Wut do?

If you save her you don't get anything. They'll merely thank you with just those two words, return to their own world, and leave you with nothing more than a memory and no way to ever see them again.

>>31673554
Fuck Megasweet there's an Applebloom one too

>>31673554
No, that was the Spike one.

>>31673555
oh

oh no

>>31673551
*Cough* I meant good pal, not slave! And the deal was that if I can take care of AJ for a week I can have the rest of the ponies!

>>31673555

I'm going to post a cute pony, but I'm not doing it to cheer you up.

>>31673562
I try and rescue her. The real reward is not knowing the crushing feeling that I'm actually not a good person after all

>>31673562

Are firearms allowed?

>>31673562
>rape

>>31673559
I hope this isn't a form of love you express with other living human individuals.

>>31673562

I'd risk anything to save Rarity even if she doesn't thank me for it.

>>31673562

ok. being a gladiator would be awesome, i'd do that no matter the reason

>>31673562
Sorry Showers, I'm not actually noble or heroic.

>>31673562
Save them, of course. The weak exist to be protected.

>>31673585

...yes?

>>31673559
>that feel when her marshmallow body heals in minutes, undoing all your hard work

>>31673562
I actually had to consider this one.
Yeah I'd try.
And fail miserably.
>>31673559
The police have been notified. All your pets will now be confiscated and PETA will feast on your carcass.

>>31673562
BRING MY HORSE AND WEAPONS! TONIGHT WE SHALL DRINK WINE FROM THE SKULLS OF OUR ENEMIES!

>>31673592
TOSS!

Where is that scoot picture you were making in that stream that one time?

I had to leave early and was looking forward to seeing the finished thing.

>>31673596

Then fuck no, getting shot would suck.

>>31673559

I don't approve of your hobbies

>>31673599
Who are you, to judge how people care with their ponies? Are you some kind of animal right activist faggot?

>>31673600
What about all that lil Pip fighting her own way out bullshit you always spew?

>>31673603

>>31673603

>>31673610
Speaking as somebody who disagrees with non-consensual activities with sapient beings, your plans to turn Lil'Pip into a near-mindless drugslave rustle my jimmies

Shared this yesterday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHf-YnY9k7k
Turn on auto-captions.
This shit is hilarious.

>>31673614
Who said I was going to rescue Lil'pip? She can do that herself. I like her, but Pinkie is my favourite. I would fight for her.

>>31673607
You would leave them to their fate?

You are no friend of justice.

>>31673621
Thanks. I giggled.

Why would you want to fuck a pony /co/

They are not even capable of rational thought or consent

Pinkie is like 20 years old and she acts like she's 7.

>>31673617
>fagnig fan edit
God save us all.
>>31673610
I don't give two shits if a fucking moose or a deer or a reindeer or a lamb or a pig or a cow gets shot for my dinner,or if a fox or a fucking mink has to spend it's life in a cage just to be made in to a fur coat, but My Little Ponies aren't only animals. They are quite like this person expressed it better >>31673623

>>31673562
ODIN, PREPARE MY PLACE AT VALHALLA!!!

>>31673632
Have you... met 20 year old girls? Maturity is very often nowhere to be found. I'd rather she were eating cupcakes than drinking.

>>31673623
That was a long time ago, I was young and needed money, and that guy never actually wrote that fic the fucker, making promises he can't keep

But If I had ponies for real, I wouldn't do all the depraved shit that is said here. No one would. Ponies have an aura that hampers any negative thoughts.

>>31673632

>happy
>must be juvenile

its sad that you think that way

>>31673629
Excellent! I will write that on my list of things that my pictures have caused. Next I need to cause depression.

>>31673624
>Scott Darren

>>31673628

I'd try if I could wear a k-pot, an MTV, and a ballistic mask.

Otherwise fuck that.

>>31673647
Oh hell yeah. Bring it on.

>>31673643
Ponies would make you their drug-slaves, except the drug would be love, and the slavery would be consensual

>>31673652
Being a drug-slave never sounded this good.

>>31673644
I still think all people who enjoy children's entertainment are manchildren.

>>31673623
Your jimmies can be as rustled as they can get, I'm not sharing my Pipvag. Fuck off and get your own sex slave.

>>31673652
Yeah.
No to slavery in any form.

>>31673538

>>31673658
It'll get to the point where you'd do anything for your next hug

This has to be the creepiest fucking face I've ever seen.
Who drew this face? I want to hit them.

>>31673650
You get what you want, I would assume.

Arena battles are a spectator sport after all.

>>31673652
>consensual slavery

Pretty much my biggest fetish right there.

>>31673675
I don't think any of us would say no to the ponies, unless it like, put us in physical harm or something

>>31673624

>>31673684
We'll see about that.

>>31673671
why does EqD have ads now?

I thought Seth said he was never going to do that.

There's even a blog post that said he would never do ads.

>>31673669
I'm way over hugs now, those are for starters, I need my daily dose of kiss on the cheek . Don't judge me...

>>31673643
Man, I was the guy who originally requested that.

Feels bad it was never done.

So bad.

It hurts.

I haven't had a satisfying wank since.

>>31673671
WE DONT CARE ABOUT DARTH BURGER

POST PONIES

>>31673690
quick! what's the link to that blogpost?

>>31673667
Are you sure that's the second part? Her outfit changes color.

>>31673684
I was kind of thinking that the ponies would accept slavery into their lives.

But that's cool too I guess.

>>31673673

WRONG!

You get what the arena gives you! Which is another pony as your partner to fight with!

CHOOSE YOUR PONY!

>>31673692
>that feel when you don't like Lil'Pip and thus want to see it done, but have absolutely no idea how to write that sort of thing yourself

>>31673692
I am currently laughing at your misery.
Also because I'm semi-happy it will never be written.
Although that wouldn't be the most depraved thing I've seen here.

>>31673624
>Scott Daren
Laughing can't stop laughing

>>31673691
you're too far gone, man. You'd follow her to the ends of Equestria, and she knows it

>>31673702

Going to have to go with dash, canon loyal and apparently indestructible.

lets just hope she doesn't find out how little I actually like her

>>31673692
I didn't want it for the actual fap-material, I just wanted to see her sad and fall-out BA-DUM-TSH

Seriously man, don't fap to ponies. It's not healthy.

>>31673700
That's the magic part of the trick!

>>31673701
>accept
they're just flat out used to it, all non-pony animals are subpony. The sheep are fully sentient, but don't even get a say in where they sleep.

>>31673662

You're probably right, to an extent.

good thing i'm not worried about appearing mature anonymously on the internet

>>31673715
>I read clop but don't fap to it, it's sick
what.

>>31673702
Twilight. She dishes out pain with her magic and I make sure nothing gets close enough to touch her.

>>31673702
Gilda.

>>31673685

CHILD ABDUCTION

>>31673702
Depending on who's getting captured, either AJ or Twilight.

>>31673715
I NEED THOSE ENDORPHINS THOUGH MAN

I NEED THEM

>>31673715
>not fapping to ponies
>implying you can resist hearing the sound of Dash's voice in your head as it cracks and breaks, interrupting her otherwise near-constant low moan as her body is wracked with pleasure

>>31673718
Ah.

you all fucking disgust me

>>31673715
Uh-huh.

Right. I'll get right on that.

>>31673703
Bitch, I'd settle for a haiku at this point.

>>31673709
>Laughing at my misery
I know that feel.

>>31673710
It's canon, bunny's name is Scott Darren

>>31673726
I've read some fapfics, but never actually fapped to it. Last time I read the first 3 or 4 chapters of Romance Reports or whatsitsname, and when it came to the masturbation scene with Twilight, I could only laugh at the idea how some people have the guts and deprivity to write something like this. I didn't even get a boner. I just giggled and laughed at the sex parts. Same with that Pinkie x Spike fapfic.

>>31673745
>Oh wel this is really well mad-
>$2140

>>31673745
You should have seen how much the Fluttershy doll went for you /v/ shithead.

>>31673745

seriously, how big of a bronyfaggot do you have to be to pay that much for a god damn doll.

props to the creator, hes making bank

>>31673624
rainbow dash grandstanding
there's a surprise

>>31673745
You are just jealous that you didn't think of selling stuff to us first.

>>31673672
Don't you Ponibooru fags ever read tags or check who uploads pics?
It's by Wolf Nanaki, based on a face from the Pinkamina blog by CrookedTrees.

>>31673754

>two and a half days left

dude, can you imagine what it's going to spring up to in the last 30 minutes?! fucking ridiculous

>>31673746
Pip went on a trip
Got high, went bi, fucked everyone
Now she's lost forever

>>31673750
Is that how we named Steven Magnet?

>>31673759

>>31673745
>implying /co/ has any money

>>31673756

it went for.. way less than what this one is already up to?

>>31673754
>>31673745

This is what happens when Hasbro has a show that's popular

and they don't put out GOOD merch for it

>>31673767
And how we named Dan before he became Tom.

>>31673745
>Was at $250 last night
>Over $2000 now
>Anon predicted last night that it would be over $2500 by the end.

Well shit, I thought he was kidding.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>31673775
bit ironic

merch is their entire racket

>>31673751
I used to do the same thing as you, reading fapfic so I could laugh at the authors and people who actually fapped to it.

But then I read a bit of FlutterSpike...

>>31673772
SHUT UP

God I really need to check before I say things.

coming back here after a hiatus always feels like waking up with a hangover only I get heart attacks instead of a headache.

Also me and Spike would battle to save Rarity.

Requests

>>31673779

12 hours ago I predicted it would hit 10 grand, I think I might have underestimated it

>>31673782
>>31673751
>Spike in a clopfic
Ew.

>>31673782
To my eternal shame, it was RS. I laughed at the crack pairings so much that I started reading some for laughs, and then realised that one part of me wasn't laughing

>>31673745
With 2, 140$ couldn't you buy enough materials to make multiple plushes and learn how to make them yourself? I guess that would take time out of reading fanfics as well as not be just plain silly.

>>31673793
In fairness, Butterscotch's PinkieSpike was actually pretty good

>>31673796
TOSS

>>31673796
i agree

>>31673786
Drunk Gilda hitting on Trixie.

>>31673790
Hasbro might actually start paying attention if this things makes more than 10 grand.

By pay attention I mean start using their lawyers to crack down on people selling show related things.

>>31673766
Eh, good enough. Thanks, I guess.

>>31673796
I'd do it if I cared enough.

>>31673806

nah that'll never happen. hasbro doesn't want money

>>31673802
TOSS!

>>31673796
I got my mother's old sewing machine when I moved into my own place.
I know what I'm learning to do this weekend

>>31673790
No. That's impossible.

There is no way, no possible way, that thing could go for over $10,000.

I refuse any reality where this is true!

>>31673795
I read a Rarity/Spike one once and managed to laugh instead of fap. I think it was called Seven Minutes in Heaven, or something like that.

It's worth the read, just for the ending.

>>31673805

you want this drawn or written...I do write ya know...

>>31673821
TOSS

Did anyone know the final price for those Rainbow Dash and Applejack fursuits?

it was like 10K plus If I'm correct.

>>31673821
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54

>>31673796
The quality wouldn't be assured, though.

I've seen some plushies that end up having various levels of Uncanny Valley . . . and they're not even people.

>>31673831
...both?

>>31673834

how are furries and bronys so much fucking richer than I am?!

I need to stop spending all my money on booze and weed.

>>31673834
To be fair fursuits are crazy expensive

>>31673844
Having a job and little to no expenses.

>>31673848
i.e. living at home and not going to school

>>31673853
Oh god they all look autistic as fuck

>>31673831
Make sure you have Trixie be a crazy hobo.

>>31673780
I interned at a hasbro subsidiary.

That company, from what I saw, looked like a disorganized mess of a corporation.

>>31673853
MY EYES! QUICK, SOME GOOD LOOKING PINKIE WILL REDEEM THE AUTISM!

>>31673853

bahah!

>jean shorts
>cargo shorts

I love when stereotypes are just completely true

>>31673845
They weren't that good to be honest.

>>31673832
fagnig?
>>31673840
Well of course that makes sense, justifying such a large purchase is still impossible though. I don't care if these people are so obsessed with MLP that they're disconnected from reality, this is poor handling of money here!

>>31673853
>kissing pinkie pie
oh god what

>>31673857
Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens.

Get in here!

>>>/v/117799048

>>31673844
You ever checked out the furry community? Those guys are rich as fuck. And the profit margin is MASSIVE. A fursuit that took $200 to make can sell for over $500. Holy fuck look at 0r0ch1's price list. And then realize people seriously pay that much for a drawing.
If there's any possible reason to be part of the community, it's to make a fuckton of money.

>>31673873
but... they're right

>>31673872

>overhead lighting

pft

>>31673865
nnnnnoooooo! you posted it! now i'm going to be wanting to hug that cosplayer all week

thanks alot, nopony!

>>31673870
no

>>31673870
Toss, stream today, I have nothing better to do.

>>31673873
>mfw I made that thread
I don't actually hate any of you or care for the show. But I do find this laughable.

>>31673867
Alright, I need to know if this is true. Are these styles of jeans/shorts really so uncouth, or is this some hipster faggot in skinny jeans?

>>31673853
>that stare of the guy in the middle

>>31673873

uhh.. or not?

because we don't spread ponyshit to other boards anymore

>>31673865
How about some Fluttershy?

>>31673865
Hnngngngn

>>31673888
>reposting old unrelated shit on a board for videogames

Typical tripfag.

>>31673895
>not niggershy

why would you even bother

>>31673871
I think you mean
>kissing an oversized pinkie pie cutout
because far too many of us would kiss pinkie pie

>>31673889

I am not a hipster faggot at all man. I have virtually know fashion sense whatsoever, i just know that jean shorts are a huge no.

fedoras too.

and dusters, basically everything bronies wear.

>>31673900
It's 5am and I'm bored as fuck.
can't be helped

>>31673893

Thats the point, I need help sage'ing this shit.

>>31673248
>magnetic hooves

OH SHIT ZEBRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>31673906
I would hug her non-sexually

>>31673882
>>31673898
You're welcome, I hope you'll enjoy your longing for that girl you will never get.

>>31673895
I can never decide if that creature is a male or a female.

>>31673870
Albiet, I agree that 2,000 is so way beyond my price range as it might as well be on the moon . . . but that said, I'm alright with a few fans specializing in plushy making and what not and me just paying a little cash to have a cool Pinkie plushy.

But holy pony, Batman, I'm not going to pay 2,000.

>>31673917
I would hug her

>>31673865

>>31673909
Why don't you watch the ponies and find out what the fuss is all about?

You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

>>31673865
I know you have the complete set...post it please!

>>31673915
I DON'T KNOW!

>>31673895
>teeth as yellow as her dress

>>31673908
Yes to Fedoras and Dusters, but I'm fairly sure I'm surrounded by simple cargo or jean shorts when I go out around here.

>>31673933
>her
i always thought that was a dude

>>31673931
Derpy thread?

>>31673918
Look at the face and the adam's apple.

It's male.

>>31673933
>her

>>31673929
If I had it, it would have been posted already.

Fuck English grammatical rules

>>31673939
derpy is a very pretty pony

>>31673538
May I suggest TrueCrypt.

>>31673927

>start liking what I like

stop that

>>31673936

Yeah I guess it's fine for functional use, but if you were going to a social thing, like those meetups, just wear jeans and a t shirt, its so hard to go wrong with that

>>31673924
A little bit to much fat on her to be Rarity.

I would fuck her in a heartbeat, but she doesn't have a good body to be playing Rarity.

>>31673947
Yes.

>>31673938
male or english or both

>>31673953
But those boobs, dude, look at those boobs!

Does anyone have a link to that Flutterguy on youtube?

I know one of you does.

>>31673946

man, the russians are fucking crazy. also, I have 2 pictures

>>31673927
Doesn't interest me in the slightest, I'll stick to vidya games.
I hope you have fun and continue watching though.
Make a good MLP vidya game that isn't shit and I'll play it.

>>31673946
>english grammatical rules

I know that feel, bro

>>31673953
well who else would she be? she already has the purple hair

>>31673962
http://www.mane6.com/

>>31673671
Only Judas is supposed to be looking away from Jesus.

Way to fuck up.

>>31673964
RD

>>31673972

>eqd

what do you expect?

>>31673963
remember: the english language hates you and wants to see you fail

>>31673951
No way. Way too hot for long pants here.

>>31673950
My roommate would only get curious, constantly asking me what I am hiding. She would quickly move on to being passive aggressive doing her best to make my day shit until she found out.

>>31673878
I can second that.
A friend of mine is a lesser known furry vore artist (I was a little freaked out when I found this out.)
He gets paid stupidly well to draw furries eating other furries.

>>31673962
Check out Mane 6

>>31673951
>stop that
Was I too forceful or upfront?

>>31673962
Do I look like somebody who spends all day doing productive things to you?

>>31673980

bullshit dude, I'm in phoenix, which is a fucking heat island in the middle of the desert, and its still cold enough to wear long pants

where do you live? the Sahara?

>>31673961
>>31673976

Argh, that Pinkie always makes my hearth ache!

Also, AJ takes her incest so seriously she only makes out with herself.

>>31673980
>she
Just rape her everytime she looks at your stuff

And post on here about it.

Preferably with pics of her dressed up as best pony

>>31673976
Applejack is too pale.

>>31673980
Just make a hidden archieve where you hide all your fucked up shit and a normal achieve where you put some vanilla porn

>>31673979
>too hot
Congratulations. I have to wear long joes, a hoodie, jeans, a wool cap and a quilted jacket just to go out. Soon I will probably need something to cover my face and ears too. And then some warmer pants.

>>31673990
Florida.

The humidity would kill lesser men.

THIS THREAD REMINDS ME A LOT OF MY REFRIGERATOR

>>31673970
>mfw turn based fighter
If they make all of them with unique moves and set stats I'll be impressed.
Assuming it isn't out already.

>>31673961
These girls have probably taken such a pounding.
What slags.

>>31673984
>4chan
no
but that's why we're here.

>>31673993
just keep breaking her down until she finally truly believes she's Twilight Sparkle, and then make porn videos of it?

>>31674009
It's actually not turn based.

>>31674009
>turn based
Shit, you high nigga?

>>31674008
Because we are cool?

>>31674009
>hot cosplayers
>ever actually having sex with anyone
they're there to tease, man

>>31674009
OH it isn't turn based
just watched the video
might be cool

>>31674012
>>31674020
IT'S 5AM I MIGHT AS WELL BE HIGH
I didn't watch the video I just assumed from the thumbnail.

>>31673984

nah, probably not. I just don't like how anytime a foreigner comes in these threads people always hound them to watch the show, and just act obnoxious

you're fine though, nevermind

I start snapping at people when it gets too late, sorry

>>31674011
Screw the plushies, I will pay you $2140 if you do this.

>>31674008

Are we posting cosplayers in here?

>>31674026
FULL OF GONE OFF HALF EATEN SHIT

>>31674037
Only hot looking Pinkie cosplayers that we can long for.

>>31674027
>Not going to cons and fucking the slutty cosplayers
they're complete sluts and if you have a good costume and aren't an obese neckbeard they'll fuck you.

>>31674008
Because you keep guns in it?

>>31674035

>>31674007

oh shit man, yeah humidity is definitely my weakness.

just wear whatever, who gives a fuck whether its 'in style' or not

>>31674039
wat

no

wat

>>31674030
If you don't want to join with us in liking ponies I would suggest getting out soon.

>>31674044
I would but I don't want to cosplay.
;_;

>>31674044
>have a good costume
but there are no male characters in this show, man
and the ones there are are all obviously gay

>>31673972
>Only Judas is supposed to be looking away from Jesus.

Damn, da Vinci fucked up.

>>31674046
>PEPSI
>2011

>That feel when blowing my first load in weeks

>To a haiku

>A haiku of an imaginary cartoon horse in an imaginary post-apocalyptic fantasy land with her imaginary cartoon horse friends, having sex and doing drugs

>On an internet image board

>What am I doing with my life

Wouldn't change it for the world.

>>31674057
Who is Judas?

>>31673993
>>31674011
Well if I found a way to keep her from telling her friends or calling the cops, this could work.

Then I could rent her out to bronies. Just imagine what they would pay for some actual poon.

>>31674063

Who is Jesus?

>>31674052
Eh no one else is awake at this time and I have nothing else to do.

>>31674054
It's actually kind of fun but I haven't done a real cosplay, I was just Captain Hook and Jesus a few times.

>>31674056
I just meant in general, not ponyfags specifically.

>>31674061
o... okay that's creepy
>that feel when you've written several fapfics with the intent of doing this, and it ends up being a bad joke haiku that finally gets somebody off

>>31674031
> I don't like how anytime a foreigner comes in these threads people always hound them to watch the show

This is a feel I know well. It's best to have a nihilistic view when you're dealing with new viewers.

>>31674061
I might just know the solution to your problem.

>>31674061

post the haiku, bro

>>31674043
>Implying he wouldn't make a hotter Pinkie Pie

>>31674066
If you can give me Twilight, I'll give you so much money

>>31674066
She can't tell her friends if she's tied up with a bit in her mouth in the basement.

>>31674070
>It's actually kind of fun but I haven't done a real cosplay, I was just Captain Hook and Jesus a few times.
>Jesus
I NEED TO DO THAT

>>31674080
>implying she isn't the best Pinkie cosplayer to ever exsist.

>>31674063
NOT one of the guys turned away from Jesus. He's the darkest one, Jesus's right hand side, clutching the supposed bag of silver.

>>31674072
That feel when you try to give people boners intentionally, and everyone skims over your comment.

But then you jokingly respond to something someone drew and suddenly boners everywhere.

>>31674061
Well if you get off to poetry I guess that technically means you are high class.

Congrats on being better than us.

>>31674074

>buy 10,000 MLP gummys
>melt them all down and pour them into a scale pony mold
>create giant gummy pony

>>31674068
>>31674063
Characters from the bile for $50

>>31674090
Easy as fuck costume.
especially if you have long hair and a beardobviously

>>31674088
she can't tell her friends if you've trained her to be scared of saying anything out of character, and she can't walk out of the house if she isn't allowed up off of all fours

>>31674075
>>31673766

>>31674072
I just don't tell the people who write clopfics if I get a boner or not so I don't creep them out from writing more.
Have you always been Anon?
Because I think there are two or three new writefaganons here.

>>31674109

oh lame, I cant fap to that.

I was all excited, i've never fapped to a poem before

>>31674106
>implying anyone in this thread doesn't have long hair and a neckbeard

>>31674104

Your mother's a whore

>>31674116
I actually don't have a neckbeard.
I do have long hair though

>>31674110
yeah I sure as fuck don't want people to know who I am

and I consider "whyboner.jpg" the highest of praise if that's what I'm aiming at!

Wanna walk, /co/?

>>31674122
>2011
>Not having a delicious neckbeard
ISHYGDDT

>>31674116

long hair is for faggots.

>>31674126
Why is that picture so fucking cute?

>>31674125
Ok.
Then there's the fact that I don't bother to write whyboner anymore when I know perfectly why.

>>31674130
I can't stand facial or neck hair on me.
It feels so wrong and looks like shit.

>>31674102
what about a gummy Gummy?

>>31674139
>>31674133
I want to see Trixie pulling that leash. Oh god.

>>31674130
I shave every day.
What now faggot?

>>31674072
Well, obviously you've written the wrong sort of fapfics. Now get to it, and take your little haiku to the next level.

Having been building up for almost a month since the previous fapfic was promised (and didn't deliver), a silly little poem really get me out of the cinch just get, getwhatImean?

>>31674134
I'm pretty sure there isn't anybody who's tried to write fapfiction who isn't okay with the idea of people finding it erotic. Otherwise that'd be pretty strange.

>>31674140
Aaaah maybe so but fuck shaving. I'm too damn lazy for that.

>>31674116
I have normal hair and mutton chops.
I shave my neck every two days.
>>31674139
>>31674133
Well how the hell have I only seen two pictures posted here?
Also someone need to tell Twilight ponies shouldn't be pets.
well maybe for just one night...

>>31674130
I don't even want one.

I just can't be bothered leaving the house to buy razors.

>>31674146

>>31674139
oh god I would take you for so many walks
and I'd feed you three good meals a day and play with you so much

>>31674132
>Not being part of the glorious longhair masterrace
I feel sorry for you, son.

>>31673885
Eh, sorry for bailing nearly half an hour ago, yeah, I could run a stream of something.

>>31674110
>not emailing the author to tell them you successfully orgasmed to their words

That's what it's there for, stop beating around the bush you pussy.

>>31674153
as much as I like the idea, I honestly have no idea what about it I like, so I couldn't actually write it
you should try!

>>31674168
eeeeeeeew god you look like a filthy nord.

>>31674171
Cool, no need to hurry or anything.

>>31674146
>mfw I realize googling gummy alligator brings people to a page about Gummy
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=gummy+alligator

>>31674180
>filthy
>not master-race
By Ysmir's beard what an Altmer faggot.

>>31674168
JOHN!?

>>31674168
I'd do you.

>>31674181
fuck that
he must hurry!
im bored and he lives to entertain me

>>31674168
I enjoy your facial hair, no homo.
>>31674181
Coolio.

>>31674175
NO.
Never fucking do this.
You have no idea how goddamn creepy it is to get messages from people going "I just came to your clopfic, thank you bro".

>>31674189
Ha, typical nord fag detected, marsh-friends.

>>31674186
Have you googled anything in the last year?

99% chance that any given thing will have pony in the first page of images nowadays.

>>31674200
I think they do.

>>31674180
>Filthy
>Nord
>Not masterrace

>>31674190
No.

>>31674199
Thanks I like it too.

>>31674191
Even if you're are more than likely a homosexual I will take it as a compliment.