Old one at Autosage and Image limit so:MLP General! Tank EditionTopic: Last episode opinions and new episode speculation.
SEX WITH SQUEAK TIME!
>>31656187>rape
>>31656193not if he agrees to itAND HE BETTER
Streaminghttp://www.livestream.com/drwhite
Continued from the previous thread:
THOSE PAGES MAKE MY SIDES HURT
>>31656153The song was perfect, the rest of the episode was regular.Cant wait for the masked mare.
Long Pinkie is long.
>>31656222WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EVERYTHING?
>>31656211>gave Twilight's hoof a tight squeezeWhat... how...
Remember anon that all I want is to see you grow and take care of you.
>>31656222WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS SHE DOING?>>31656235Hoofgrip is canon.
>>31656234>>31656222Oh god why can't I stop laughing?Fluttershy does look cute though... I might have to save that for reference
>>31656250Dat face.
>>31656250>FACE
>>31656248We all know you are a pedo.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!well I'm laughing so hard with those posts
>>31656211I just got here....I am very confused.How does one squeeze a hoof?....with other hooves?
>>31656203> heBut have you confirmed Squeak's penis status?!
>>31656267I AM NOT LAUGHINGATALL
The main 6 decide to go out to eat. What do each of them suggest?My guesses:Applejack suggests a fast food restaurant specializing in apple-based objectsPinkie Pie suggests they go to a candy shopRarity suggests they go to an obscenely expensive French-equivalent restaurantRainbow Dash suggests they go to a barTwilight suggests a family-type resturaunt owned by someone she knowsFluttershy suggests a picnic
>>31656265>dat faceAlso Cheerilee confirmed for mayor.>>31656250>FACE
HOW DO I GET A PONY-RELATED JOB
>>31656275Do not lie to me! Your sides hurt!
>>31656266I assure you I am no pedofoal.
>>31656267Have you seen these pages? How could I not smile?
>>31656269good point!
>>31656297They do, but thats the cancer
>>31656285SEX
>>31656304Look the spoiler bro
>>31656299Whats a pedofoal?
>>31656293> Pinkie looks out the page as if to say, "What the Hell have I agreed to be a part of."Attagirl, Pinkie.
>>31656321>Princess SelenaGOD I WAS WAITING FOR THAT!
>>31656299You want to stick your penis in that underage horse.
>>31656297>MFW THIS THREAD
>>31656234>I REJECT YOUR CANON AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
>>31656307I don't want a point, I want pictures of penis! Squeak's penis!
>>31656340>Selena>NightmareGOD NO!
mfw these mlp comics.
>>31656321>>31656340>Princess Selena>Night MareTHIS MAKES MY SIDES SPLIT
>>31656251but how do you squeeze a hoof with a hoof? That requires you to wrap something around it!
>>31656362Hes a menace!
>>31656340>SelenaOh god I sound like Dr. White laughing right now.
>>31656369WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEIR FACES
I missed the previous thread. What the fuck are these comics?
>>31656336I have no penis. You are thinking >>31656362
>Twilight's face
>>31656396DISEASE
>Drinking candy-flavored horse semen>Not drinking concentrated candyvag juice>2012Get with the times, you inbreds.
>>31656153>dat duetI can't help but re watch it
>>31656428>i'mfallingtomydoom.jpg
>>31656369RD: "This is so lame."PP: "What are we doing, I don't even ...FS: "I love the forest at night. I'm not scared at all."TS: "For great JUSTICE!"
What the hell are these pages from?
>>31656428AJ'S NOT HELPING AT ALL
>>31656383> heNOPEBut Squeak is a menace!
>>31656428Oh no, I'm falling to my doom
>>31656412>Not drinking freshly extracted pony milkit's like you don't even find their flavours delicious
>>31656442would you like to say something marker?
>>31656412>not drinking a mixturecasual
This...thread needs some direction. Any interesting projects going at the moment?What are /co/'s thoughts on Tank?
>>31656453>not drinking pony milk directly from the crotch titties.Nigga, you gay.
>>31656265>Cheerilee realises that ponies could see what she was doing.jpg
>>31656466he is a turtle
>mfw
>>31656474no you are wrong he is a tortoise
>>31656474Tortoise.
>>31656428>I'm falling to my death>like I give a fuck
>>31656471THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PINKIE'S EYES
>>31656471WHERE THE FUCK DID SPIKE COME FROM
>>31656466FUCK THATLETS DANCE!
>>31656479>>31656481incorrectmind
>>31656471Pinkie's just not giving a fuck.
>>31656412> Pictured: Fluttershy, Scootaloo, Rarity, and Big Mac.
>>31656466he is shit, Scootaloo is the superior pet
>>31656466I'm drawing. Does that count? http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
>>31656488
>>31656468>not using it to make a hot chocolate I mean sure if you really can't control yourself, suckle a little, but it's such a flexible liquid it's a shame to waste it all on straight drinking
school fillies, mani get older, they stay the same age
>>31656468I have a lactating fetish but I'm allergic to milk. How fucked up is that.
anyone here use corelpainter12, does it have line stabilizers like sai
>>31656412>>31656453>>31656465>Not drinking everything blended with a smoothie, mixed with ice cubes and brandyPhilistines.
>>31656456'Serendipity'.
>>31656516
>>31656466Tank is going to be an awesome bro, maybe even help Scootaloo learn how to fly 'properly.'Incidentally he'll be the coolest canon-fodder for the CMC to practice their CUTIE MARK CARNIVAL CRUSADERS, YAAAAAAYYY day.Tank is the daringest of all cannon-men.
>>31656530>applejack: in this hoof I hold all the fucks I give about your shitty elements
>>31656466>0.19I'll get you next time Squeak! Next tiiiiime!
>>31656519You should speak to Twilight, I'm sure she has a spell for the occasion. How would you like drinking regular fruit juices?
>>31656516Oh man, I want to get a hold of that underage pony and pet her gently and make her lunch before she goes out to play with her friends
>>31656530>Pinkie: What the fuck am I doing here
>>31656504>implying you won't get warm chocolate milk from Zecora's titties.
>>31656538>I'm holding nothing, right? I can't tell because of these ACCURSED GOOGLY EYES
>>31656556Pinkie Pie is the only one self-aware of how shitty this book is
>>31656551> weird half-filly Celestia... Okay.
>>31656570TEENAGE MUTANT PRINCESS PONIES
>>31656488No one wants to dance with such an ugly pony
This is the last page. I hope that you guys enjoyed storytime.
Pony merchandise will be shit FOREVERThank Celestia for the customs...
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED!
>>31656561Bullshit, Zecora only dispenses purple drank.
>>31656530 you cannot save the world with vectors alone
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHf-YnY9k7kTranscribe Audio on this.This is the funniest thing.
>>31656561...huh, I guess Zecora does have something to offermaybe I would accept, were she to proffer
>>31656595EVACUATE! EVACUATE!
>>31656592>FLUTTERBY
>>31656591It's funny because I can't help but see them as being locked in a dungeon with only a small window for light.
>>31656591I like the bit where they never defeated NMM
>>31656592I'd eat Fluttershy.
>>31656613I cant! The bulkheads have sealed themselves! Were trapped!
>>31656623>eating fluttershy>Not Flutterby
>>31656589I would take her hooves in my hands as I slowly made an inexperienced dance with her, her wings holding her up at head level so she could rest her head on my shoulder
>>31656592who is flutterbysince when does sweetie have a shopalso since when is a barn a farm
>>31656561>You will never slowly suck warm chocolate milk from Zecora's titties as she lays back on her bed of manticore pelts. You will not lay between her spread hind legs as you drink, slowly getting her off because your throat is resting up the length of her zebra vag, and she can feel you guzzle it down.
>>31656623CUPCAKES!!!
>>31656498> Nostalgia: The drink.FUCKING DISGUSTING BULLSHIT.WHAT THE FUCK, 90'S!?
>>31656595Yes! It's been contaminated by those without penii! Please, verify your gender, or the bulkheads will never open and we must SELECT GUN AND THEN SELECT OUR PONY.
YOU GOTTA SHAREYOU GOTTA CARE
>>31656591Oh wow, I haven't laughed like that in a while. Man that was horrible. Poor kids get crappy books. Still it's great for a laugh. If I tried to read that to someone, I wouldn't be able to get through it without breaking down in laughter.
>>31656603
>>31656548Get me a gift? If so I'm in the market for a new laptop! >>31656532Yes, I'm looking forward to more Tank in the future. He and Rainbow interacting is seven kinds of adorable.
Flat-hair day. Cute Pinkie to remind me to lighten up.
>>31656658Come on man, I guzzled that down like chewy ambrosia. My favorite was orange / cream, but it was impossible to find at the gas station I'd frequent.What I wouldn't give for more of that stuff right now.
>Not arranging a deal with the Canterlot Office of Exchange to have every fluid in your household swapped will all-pony produced liquids>Not showering in pony semen>Not eating cereal with pony milk>Not enjoying hot zebra chocolate milk on a cold winter day, wrapped in your favourite blanket>2011
>>31656679HE IS NOT COMING BACK!
>>31656653STOP.THAT.
>>31656603Thanks for sharing. Why can't I stop laughing?
>>31656650That feel when you massage her zebra breasts with your hands while running your tongue around her zebra nipples to try and get out as much of her delicious chocolatey zebra milk as you can, greedily gulping down every mouthful and taking care not to spill a single drop of the precious liquid, as she lies there, the sensation paralyzing her with an exotic pleasure, as her voice cries out, nobody for miles around to hear it as it grows louder and louder until you feel an intense warm wetness on your neck and upper body
>>31656660>thinking that the plural of penis is penii>after the age of 12
>>31656501no dr whitebecause you are horribleyou don't count for anything
>>31656690> implyyyying orange Orbitz doesn't taste just like Scootaloo's futa candy semen
>>31656690It probably does not help that I cannot stomach tapioca.Fucking textures.
Pinkie image dump isn't bothering anyone, are they?
>>31656748So long as it's slow enough it doesn't make us hit image limit before bump limit, I will never say no to pinkie pie
>>31656748Pinkie is best poni.
>>31656748I would also like to post pinkie pie.
>>31656748Nah. In fact, I think I'll do that too!>Same image, pink version
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.PONY SECRETS. GET THEM OFF YOUR HEAVING NECKBEARD BOSOM. NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!
>>31656748Nope
>>31656603>alices turns repellantwhen rainbow says pass.goddamn
>>31656787i slashed "boards.4chan.org/co" into the side of a horse once
>>31656748Not as much as the creepy Zecora milking.>They arent even trying to make me whyboner. Seriously, nothing is registering down there.
>>31656603>seventeen million salmonwat
>>31656748ITS BOTHERINGME
Party with pinkie? More like cuddle with pinkie.
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Pinkie thread?
OTPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBBVGL6-qTY
>>31656798>Kidnap People.
>>31656835i agree
>>31656748It's Pinkie time!
>>31656748>>31656781>>31656784>>31656786>>31656793It's Pinkie time!
>>31656603Oh. Oh my.I think I have a new working title!
>>31656831I'd think she would like to party more.
>>31656787>implying I keep secrets from you guys
>>31656817I guess it might not be your thing!
>>31656787What's a pony secret?
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>>31656886they love sex
>>31656784you will never have pinkie singing to herself as she vacuums your carpets and other wifely duties
>>31656873This was my favourite line and it shall become my battlecry.
>>31656603I was laughing the whole way through, no stops.
>>31656875These make me smile on the inside.Keep posting them.
>>31656793Squeaks, I think your gmail isn't working again.
>>31656787I've..... Started to like Twilight more than Fluttershy
>>31656899but they cannot have it because no genitalia
all other ponies, are you even trying?
>>31656828You sound grumpy. You could probably use more Pinkie in your life.
>>31656859yes chistery, go forth
>>31656900>that feel when you walk into a sparkling clean house and hear a sudden gasp before pinkie comes bounding at you before jumping up and hugging you around the neck, giving you a long kiss before pulling back and saying "Hi" before jumping off to go finish up dinner
Can anyone post that picture of Celestia leaning over Twilight with her rape face? It's used used in pony thread sim 2.
>>31656873>Implying this isn't my next Paladin.
>>31656908I've been on the road the past few days. The different network's probably what's doing it.
>>31656920SON OF A BITCH
>>31656879Are you saying my dick isn't up to the challenge?!
That face general
>>31656987>animuface.jpg
>>31656925song smile is worst pone
Wanna party MLPG?
>>31656921oh what a terrible life
>>31656987Why are those faces so weird?
>>31656987Good ponies should never let themselves been seen from the front.
This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.
>>31656991i really agree strongly with your thoughts on ponies and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
>>31656991but her songs make me smile
>>31656987> Berenstein Bears Face
>>31656920Oh no. Well Twilight is just as good in my books anyway.Funny, I haven't got any TwilightxFluttershy pics.
>>31656873
>>31656983I'm saying you might prefer the thing inbetween her small, pert little breasts, and that you'd be fine with ignoring the light sprinkling of dark brown droplets of delicious liquid that cover their surface as she lies on the bed in front of you, waiting for you to choose your anglethat's fine, not everybody is into everything
>>31656977Ahh, shame. I look forward to seeing a message whenever it gets through.
>>31657024... Well. That's totally not going to be running through my mind all damn day.Nope, not at ALL.
>>31656959dinner consists solely of cupcakes
>>31657017oh god can't unsee
Wanna party?
>>31656945>Chistery writing FlutterdashMy body is not ready.
>>31657052Not now, I should go to bed.
>>31657018I've got two. I'll give them
>>31656959Wow ... for a moment there, I felt bad about being single. Then I remembered that, that feel would eventually go away as the marriage would slowly degrade and eventually lead to the both of us only tolerating each other because we don't want to not be married and go through the BS of divorce. I hate these thoughts, but I wish I wasn't surrounded by evidence everyday. This is why I can't into relationships ... alas.
>>31657056Should I be excited?
>>31657037Cupcakes that she'll lovingly feed to you, pushing the bitesize chunks into your mouth with her tongue as she sits on your lap smiling
Somebody draw this Zecora milk drinking thing. Anonymous human male.
>>31657021
>>31657056> Chistery writingI don't think her alcohol-soaked body is ready either.
>>31657018It's not very popular ship. They hardly get any screen time together. Of course I still love Fluttershy.She's adorable.
>>31657052NO SHOO!
>>31657018
>>31657064>cartoonlion
>>31657037>implying she wouldn't make whatever would make me happy
>>31657068>implying Pinkie would ever stop loving youeven if you stopped loving her, she'd still greet you with the same enthusiasm every day, even if her smile was a little forced because you couldn't return it any more. She just wants you to be happy. She wants you to be happy so much, and you aren't, and it's killing her inside.
hey is there a way i can view very very old mlp threads?are they archived somewhere?
>>31657089haven't you heard?she lost her fic writing abilities when she sold her penis for a new liver
>>31657093Well, they basically got an episode together, that one about the phoenix.Though I wasn't here then, I don't know if that affected anything.>>31657105Thanks.
>>31657109Beggers, choosers, etc.
>>31657120http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
>>31657120nope we just love posting the same image in every thread because we are mad
She's on her way MLPG.
>>31656787I-I...Have EQD sitting as one of my most visited sites on Chrome.>I need a shower.
>>31657140I WILL WELCOME HER WITH MY PENIS
>>31657104Fuck off you damn dyke, parties are fucking sweet
>>31657140shes already here, anon shes. right. behind. you.
>>31657140Oh shit get everything ready!
>>31657123You can't sell penises, they're discarded as medical waste -- well, what isn't repurposed in constructing other things.As for my liver, it's fine and I haven't been drinking in months.
>>31657151As long as it is the Non-Facfiction label everything is ok anon
>>31657162Is she that spot on my wall that contains all the horrors of the universe?
>>31657162>and then anonymous felt her hooves around their neck, and she pulled back, pulling them off their chair and onto the floor, so she could lick them on the nose and say hi with an innocent grin
>>31657172ITS NOTEVERYTHING IS EXPOSED!
>While taking her for a walk, she will never stop barking at everything she seesinb4 the video of her barking at the bookshelf
>>31657140NODON'T
Pinkie has good friends that remind her that everything is okay and that she is cared for.
>>31657171that's why you sold it on the black market silly!
>>31656990no Terse THIS is animu pone face
>>31657171Whoops, forgot to keep a pony-related question or statement in.> Fluttershy probably REALLY likes licorice tea. What sort of weird herbal tea do you think all of the ponies like? Applejack might like Roobris, that sort of thing.
>>31657193Could not survive two heart attacks at the same time, probably.
>>31657086
>>31657117>idontfeelapplejack.jpgThat's pretty much all I have to say to that ...It'll never happen ...Now back to work.
>>31657195>You ask her why she's barking at things>She just says it's fundamnit pinkie
>>31657180No, that's me
>>31657162
>>31657195>Implying I wouldn't just beat her and take her to dog fights.>And then casually some basketball.
Pinkie does not actually think her tail is made of cotton candy, but sometimes its fun to pretend.
>>31657117Oh god I'm such a horrible person...Wait, no, that would never happen.Good to know.
>>31657230WATCH OUT!
>>31657205And also to have sex with her.
>>31657215but you know the 4th wall is weak to hermaybe with your help she can break through. She's looking forward to the smile on your face, anonymous, as she finally holds you in the tightest hug she can
>>31657242Oh come on, you know she'd gnaw on that while she slept, like how some people gnaw on pillows.
I didn't really like the last episode since it was all about how homosexuality can be overcome with persistence and that in the end heterosexuality wins out.
>>31657258but that's just for fun, not for self-validation
>>31657263>strangulation
>>31657268did we watch the same episode
>>31657268What
>>31657133i'm not talking about the index, i want to see threads before then
>>31657241You sick person.
>>31657266the real reason everyone in ponyville wants to sleep with her is to use her tail as a pillow
>>31657268> guaranteedesponses.png THE MOVIE> starring Liam Neison
>>31657263>4th wall.>Implying it was a wall at all.
>>31657285Here's a thing http://archive.no-ip.org/co/thread/20460984
>>31657280Look, Pinkie, we've been over this. Your bed is too small, I am too tall to get into it. So get your pony ass over here before I come over there and carry you
>>31657302>>31657280Whether you're in it for snuggles or "snuggles plus," there's just no losing.
>>31657303>How To Guarantee Responses: Behind the Scenes of guaranteedresponses.png THE MOVIE>including an exclusive interview with Liam Neighson and Sarah Jessica Parker!
>>31657303You just beat me!
Pinkie doesn't consider the week over unless she has invented a new sport to play with her friends.The friends don't always choose to participate, though. Sometimes, they insist on just being the crowd.
>>31657312>MFW I BET YOU CAN'T TELL WHO I AM IN THAT THREAD
This threads are bad, you fags should feel bad, even better, you should kill yourselves.
>>31657311ohfuckohfuckohfuck
Gym Tan and Ponies
>>31657263>pinkie breaking the 4th wall IRL>keeps looking off into nothing and making faces/quip remarks>won't explain what shes looking at or who shes talking tooh man, that would unnerving
>>31657285They weren't archived by us before then. You could try http://archive.no-ip.org/co/ but that site's a bit spotty and there's no way to sort out MLP generals from all other threads that have the phrase "my little pony" in them. And even then they don't archive everything.
>>31657346
>>31657346No, I don't think anybody should kill themselves.And this isn't that bad of a thread either
>>31657323unless you want to fall asleep holding her tight and feeling her little chest rise and fall with her breaths, because then you're going to have to tire her out. And that's going to take a lot of endurance.
oatmeal
>>31657357>eventually she leaves you for her 5th wall husbando>but she'll always come back and visit
>>31657334I'm just going to say it again for good measurePinkie. playing. calvinball.
>sexual thoughts about pinkie
Sometimes, other comics or cartoons secretly feel Pinkie's wrath.I mean her laughter.
>>31657331>Terse's overly long gags the award winning film based on the scrapings of Pants' brains.
Ever wonder what Rainbow Dash fantasizes about?
>>31657391ARE YOU CRAZY?
So you guys don't like pony anymore?Does that mean the threads will slow down to more reasonable levels again? Oh happy day
>>31657408>not having sexual thoughts about the super-energetic happy-go-lucky party girl who lives to see people smile
>>31657419
>>31657408>not having sexual thoughts about Pinkie
>>31657374> "endurance"Bitch, my strapon is eternally hard.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRjwJrDj5q4She'd have to service me, nearly on the verge of exhaustion, lapping firmer and firmer, aching to get to sleep but also get me off. God those little pants and sighs and weak trembles at her joints would turn me on after a good hard turn in the harness.
>>31657429Dude, shes a pony. A pony, dude.
>>31657408Well I don't.But that's just because I haven't found a good fic about her.
>>31657438>pinkiedash
>>31657419Twilight. Her horn. Every hole at once. She just wants an excuse to lose control, really. She can never normally justify drooling onto the bedsheets, but that's all she wants - to forget where she is and lose herself to a world with only her and somebody else, and nothing else.
Please don't fuck pony.
>>31657406Oh wow, that would tucker her out but well!
>>31657412Laughter is the best Element
>>31657450Yes, a very sexy pony who wouldn't even care you were a silly shape, so why do you care what shape she is?
>>31657460>not watching the animated gif
>>31657484But dude. Pony.
>>31657471I think not
>>31657506pony love human dick
>>31657125Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Huh, well lets say they hardly talk to eachother under less dire circumstances.
>>31657449> This belongs on Ask Futashy> not MLP General
>Dress.mov
>>31657419Bonus animated gif.
>>31657455>3rd Panel Eagleface
>>31657518
>>31657506But she's just as much an intelligent, loving creature as you are. She feels pleasure, and she feels pain, and everything inbetween, just like you. She even feels love, just the same.So what if she's quadrupedal, she loves you. She doesn't care that you're weird as fuck. It doesn't matter to her. She just wants you.
>>31657513I think too
>>31657470But they want it so bad.
You wake up one morning to Pinkie Pie vacuuming your room. How do you react?
>>31657543HA HA HA HA HA HA HARAPTOR JEEBUS IS THE BESTERESTRABBITOR JRHEEEEJUS IS MY SUPER HUSBANDO FAVORITE ON ZA NEWGROUNDSTHE APPLE IS SO FUNNYSO FAWWWWWNYWHY YOU NO SEE WHY JACKLEAPP IS BEST ASK TUMBLR ALL OTHER TUMBLRS R FAGGITS
>>31657561wtf bitch im trying to sleep turn that fucking vaccuum off
>>31657561I say thanks, my room needed vacuuming. Then I get up, give her a quick hug, and ask what she wants for breakfast.
>>31657561I break out the booze, it is the only refuge left to me
>>31657561What are you doing here, what the fuck, how much is the clock, and WHAT.
>>31657561A mix between this 2 >>31657574>>31657580
>>31657561>wake up one morning>wake up>morning>implying anyone on here wakes up before noon, ever.
>>31657580> implying you're the human child of a pony> totally sidestepping 'oh gross humans fucking ponies> your dad would have to be humanWay to cuckold yourself and sound like a manchild assfaggot.
>>31657570what the actual fuck
>>31657601>I need to wake up at 9>It's already 00:41I'm fucked.
>>31657610I don't think they like it. Or Applejack.
>>31657619>not going to bed at 9am after staying up all night on MLPGCasual
>>31657592Fraid not
>>316576051/10
man this thread moves fast
>>31657561rape
>>31657648No, that wasn't trolling. That's just massive waifu / please take care of me pony-mommy bullshit. Take your 1/10 and cram it right up your pony-encrusted man-ass.
>>31657642
>>31657605watshe's vacuuming because she's probably been awake for hours by now and somehow managed to bounce out of our bed without waking me
>>31657561>maybe the gates to hell had actually opened>maybe they hadn't>it was a double edged point
>>31657642>>31657685Dammit Twilight! Leave some of that for me!
>>31657642>>31657685Anyone have a vector of the Twilight on a bottle thing?>implying it's not going on a penis
>>31657650
>>31657642>>31657685Anyone have that intervention fic of Twilight?
>>31657710why would you do that
>>31657561How did you get my keys?! It's not even 1pm now.This is my day off. Get the fuck out, I'll party with you tonight or something...(Drinks are on me, thanks for cleaning.)
Quick question.Would anyone like if I streamed Tangled at 6 tonight?
>>31657676>pony mommybut then having sex with her would be weird
>>31657728AA IS FOR QUITTERS!
Do you... LOVE pony?
>>31657745Are you Rose?
>>31657691Dat sum Darkplace?
>>31657745Thanks to the avatar faggot on /tg/, I hate TangledFuck no.
>>31657745I wish I could watch it
>>31657761no, but if pony were real, I might
>>31657745i love tangleddem feets and toes
>>31657601>mfw I had to set my alarm so I wouldn't oversleep and miss my class>at 4:40 pm
>>31657768Have you ever seen it? It's a really good movie.
>>31657794i had it on dvd but i lost it before i could watch ithalp?
>>31657766yeah, watchin it whilst reading this thread, thought that quote answered how I might feel waking up with a cartoon pony hoovering my room
>>31657763No sorry.>>31657768Ouch. Sorry about that. Well I can try streaming other movies later tonight and tomorrow.>>31657781Could I stream it another day as well?
>>31657794Oh god yes, it's fantastic.I just refuse to watch it again.>>31657787>that feel when you are almost late to your support group>that starts at 7pm
>>31657787I know people who sleep in and miss classes that start at 1I can't say anything but "how."
>>31657756... Yeah. "Weird."> and suddenly the whyboner was doubled.
>>31657828Laziness.
>>31657840
>>31657841I was up at 8 am last night talking about fluttershy mindrape, give me a breakas you can see, i'm very busy
>>31657840I mean, I guess if she wanted to pretend for a while I'd be okay with that, I'm sure I could live with it for a while, but I'd rather call her Pinkie
>>31657841Once you get past about noon it's no longer "laziness" and is instead more of a chronic problem, most likely to do with routine.
Twist has a thing for happy drunken threesomes.
>>31657873> pony mother / son pretend-play... I ... I don't ... I ....Why am I biting my lip?
>>31657745I'd prefer to watch some Astro Boy myself.But tangled is cool too.
>>31657858It's an important subjectI'd let her force me into submission and take care of me, it'd be much easier than having to take care of myself
>>31657882on a related note, I've just heard of modafinil, apparently it lets you function normally with about 90 mins sleep a day.anyone tried it?
>>31657897Seems like no one else in the room is into it.
>>31657940> moafinilWANT ITGOTTA HAVE IT
you know deep in your heartthere is only one pony mother
Pinkie was originally a princess of the realm, but stopped because being a princess was too boring.
Luna time?Luna time.
>>31657858>>31657925Oh no you fuckers.No.We will never talk about that again.
>>31657940well I've got some on the way, if it is the wonder drug it's supposed to be I'll let everyone know, all the time
>>31657823I can't watch it another day either I don't have good internet
>>31657953Which is most unfortunate.
>>31657823I just can't watch it for the simple reason of needing to sleep in the night.
Somewhere out there, a real Pinkie girl exists. She might not have pink hair or the ability to break dimensions, but she exists.The question is, can you find her, anon? Out there somewhere in the world?
who is streaming tangled and when?
>>31658045but you love her, and she loves you, and she just wants to take care of you. And you're grateful for her generosity.
>>31658123Remember when MS had problems with drawing legs?good times
>>31658123Probably not.And I won't even bother to try.
>>31658123She'd never love me back, I could never keep up with her
>>31658123I like the way twilight still has pony legs 0.o
A couple of times I've tried to go to sleep thinking about Fluttershy adopting me like a child. I don't quite have the imagination for it. Has this come up before? Fluttermom?
when will this thread end
>>31658186Soon.
>>31658186Image limit, soon
>>31658185I don't think so, just as pets.Wouldn't that be better, though? No expectations, just be a good boy and she'll take good care of you back. A simple life, but a happy one.
>>31658225YOU MEAN NOW
Which pony loves human dick the most
>>31657897She sure does.
>Fluttershy will never be your mother
>>31658247Good because i want to do things to her.
>>31658152>>31658155Wow. Good thing you have the cartoon, I guess.
>>31658253>not partaking in incest>2011
>>31658229Well, I don't know if I want to give up reading, or dressing up pretty... And what would it do to my social loge?
>>31658123She would be an exhausting person to be around. Fuck that.
>>31658245Celestia
>>31658262>Implying anyone will go for incest in real lifeIs a good fetish but a big nope in rl.
>>31657917The new CGI one? I could try to get my hands on that some time.
>>31658123...My cousin Kristeenshe's fat just like Ross draws her
>>31658253>Fluttershy will never exist
>>31658280>not raping everything that has a heartbeat>2011
>>31658279She doesn't count. She loves ALL the cock
>>31658288Fat Pinkie is not Pinkie. My sister actually is a peg for Pinkie as well, and she's thin.Huh, this search was easier than I thought.
>>31658310Too bad she is your sister... Unless!
>>31657897I would twist with my best bro
>>31658245Pinkie Pie. She thinks they're cute and fun and really really sticky when their new special friend gets REALLY happy.> You know exactly what she'd sound like piping "HOORAY!" as you spurt over her smiling face.
>>31658327Unless indeed! We may be on to something here!
>>31658123yes, it's andrea libmani shall kidnap her and make her speak in the pinkie voice all the timesometimes fluttershy voice just to mix it up
>>31658262Well, if we want to have kids some day, I want them to be the best damn kids we can make, and they're sure as fuck not going to be my brothers and sisters
Sorry I'm late!Streaming Tangledhttp://www.livestream.com/tesstime
New thread where?
>>31658330>before licking it all off in one cycle of her tongue and curling up on your chest
>>31658123I met one at comic-con, actually. Well, I met several, but the one in question was doing a Pinkie costume. She was there with her boyfriend, and they had some really good chemistry going.
>>31658367up yo butt boy
>>31658345Well, are you willing to have sex with her?If not step aside dude.
>>31658390>willing to have sex with pinkiejust try and stop me, brothe only person who could stop me is her, saying no
>>31658374Oh, that's always nice to hear. I don't like it when couples are so-so or fighting.
>>31658412>implying she ever says no
>>31658445>Even if she wants toThat is why you need to learn to control yourself.
>>31658445I know, but just on the offchance, I felt it neccesary to specify that there would be no >rape
i made a thread>>31658458>>31658458>>31658458>>31658458>>31658458>>31658458>>31658458
>>31658422Suddenly all my father visits are rushing in...
>>31657268>>31657279>>31657277Think about it, Rainbow dash wants something just like her. i.e. a butch lesbian. so this complete opposite (average joe) tortoise comes a long, and just keeps trying to get her attention and failing. Its obvious. I don't know what i should be more worried about the message this sends to kids that its alright to persist the gay out of some one, or the fact that fluttershy is being used to further the conservative agenda.
>>31658390Wait, what!? I was just going to crash her party.>>31658412That wouldn't stop Deafdefiler.
>>31658422Yeah, they were really cute together. Saw them a couple times, and they seemed to alternate between which one was enjoying the display in question and which one was just gazing at the other. She was a bit hands-on at times too, but I wouldn't have caught it if I hadn't randomly been in the right place at the wrong time.>>31658520Yes it would.
>>31658520I'm not rapedefilerI don't want the power, I just want the hugs, and the smiles
>>31658514Sorry bro 0/10, too late.
>>31658532but what if she was only saying no because she wanted you to be able to live out one of your fantasies? You know she'd do it. She'd even struggle realisticly, and only start smiling when you couldn't see her face
>>31658514Falcons are gay now? or was it the eagle? are you calling America gay?
>>31658558it was symbolizing americas fall from a republicans view point (Democrats in the white house, hipsters protesting on the streets trying to further the gay agenda)
>>31658532Meant it only in jest, Deafy.
>>31658596Put your tripcode back on, Roasted Bread.
>>31658554Well in that case we'd have set up a safe word in advance. I'd get home, pull the treated hemp rope out of the trunk, and sneak in through the back door. She'd be checking the fridge, blissfully unaware, until I looped the cord around her waist and dragged her to the ground, stripped her, and had my way with her.
>>31658682>safe word>implying she'd ever use it>ever
>>31658682That's my sister you are talking about, mister.
>>31658713Whether she'd use it or not, there needs to be a safe word. It's absolutely vital to the whole dynamic.>>31658727...And that's what I get for not taking the linkbacks to the start of the conversation. Sorry bro.
>>31658746but she doesn't want to risk making you stop in the heat of the momentshe doesn't care if it hurts, it's worth it, for you. Pain doesn't mean anything to her if it makes you happy.
>>31658746As long as she's happy in the end of the day, then all things are okay. >Pinkie cheerful smile.png
>>31658778Trust me, if it hurts her, it's not making me happy.
>>31658816but it's rape, it's meant to hurt a little, surely? Can't you do it for her? Not hold back, for her? She doesn't care, cuts and bruises heal quickly, and broken bones are no issue with modern medical magic, so just go for it. She promises to keep her smiling until you're done.
>>31658858My fetish ends at injury. Bruises, maybe. Cuts? Broken bones? Fuck that, I'm calling an ambulance.
>>31658959Pussy, my fetish is dying.
>>31658959Deafdefiler, the gentleist defiler.
>>31658959just bruises then. They'll heal, she doesn't mind. But don't you dare stop for fear of hurting her, she wants to give you this, at least one time.
>>31658996'For fear of hurting her'? That's what the safeword is for, it's so I don't have to be afraid of hurting her. I can throw her against a wall, hold her their, my teeth on her neck as my hands grope and pinch, and sure, I'll tighten those ropes a bit to make her struggles even more pointless, and I don't have to be afraid of hurting her because I know if I do, she'll say the word and it stops.
>>31659135she's told you, she won't say the word. If there's any word she'll give, it's her word that she won't use it, so don't feel like you can't cover her mouth to smother the screams
>>31659209Much more fun to choke them off, pulling back on the collar as I pound away, her bound hands straining in front of me.
