>Nathan making a thread
>About ponies
>Baby horse girl toys

Step one.
Check the others are fine.
Step two.
FREAK OUT AND THROW MY STUFF ALL OVER THE PLACE
Also check my crafting blades are still secure from the ponies.
Then search feverishly until they are found.

>>31651102
Check Applebloom's hair and RD's mouth

organise the other 5 into helping me search for them

So, anyways, monsters in Equestria, huh.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31651102
Wat do? Smile!

OP's picture frightens me

For the latinos in this thread.
Giggle at the ghostly aka Riete del miedo official translation

El miedo me invadia al ver que el sol se iba a ocultar
Lo oscuro y las sombras me ponian a temblar
Mi almohada era un refugio de lo que imagine
La abuela me dijo debes saber tus miedos enfrentar
Dijo: Pinkie de pie debes estar, miedo no tendras
Nadie daño te hara
Solo rie y tus miedos se iran
HA HA HA

Y!
Riete del miedo
Burlate si es feo
Si es espeluznante
Riete mas como antes
Si lo ves horrible
No estan terrible

Dile a ese grandulon que ya te deje en paz por que si cree que puede asustarte esta muy equivocado y lo unico que va a lograr

es que tu solo quieras
Hahahahahahaha!
REIR!

If the ponies turned into people would you no longer love them?
How would they deal with the current economic climate?

Re-posting this before I leave the day. Yes it's an interview, but its not terrible. I find it pretty interesting getting insight on Applebloom voice actor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rZQfgHCzEw&feature=player_embedded

Skip to 33:35 for the interview.

If anyone other than Rainbow Dash is missing, SEARCH AND RESCUE OPERATION IS A GO.

If it's Dash, well...........she's probably okay. Just in the bathroom or something.

>>31651123

>>31651192
I cant love that nigger.

>>31651182
Why? I think it's funny.

>>31651164
> womanly instincts
Uhhhh ... source?

>>31651102
>Check the soles of my shoes

>>31651191
Thanks!

Can I ask you guys a question
How do you fap to ponies
just, why, how, why
there is much better fap material around

>>31651180
NO I WILL NOT.

>>31651192
Of course I would still love them. What a silly question.

>>31651213
looks more indian to me

>>31651102
It's okay, I like the large ones, anyway.

>>31651235
I don't, that's how.

>>31651191
Where do you get it?

>>31651235
>How
Unzip pants, use left hand
>Why
I just snapped.

>>31651235
Pleasuring myself to ponies? Nnnnnnnope.

>>31651235
Man you are just asking for so much trouble.

>>31651267
>Left hand
Ma nigga
>to pones
NOT MA NIGGA

>>31651016
...Is it normal to feel all warm and fuzzy every time I see someone else posting a drawing I made?

>>31651267
like, you were repressing the urge the whole time, or just snapped as a result of other factors

>>31651300
Probably. Whenever I see something I drew I just wretch at my lack of artistic skill.

>>31651240
I said: smile smile smile!

>>31651312
I felt no need to fap to ponies but then suddendly.
>>31651300
No. That's the feeling I'm after every time I draw.

>>31651300
Of course it is
Enjoy the feeling, it's nice, isn't it?

>>31651233
Enjoy

>>31651265
You can watch it everyday in discovery kids. 10am I think.
This one was released today.

>>31651216
goddamn Vinyl

>>31651300
no, in fact. you should feel ashamed, to let your crappy attempt of art get thrown and praised around like a hot potato in a shithole place like this, SHAME I tell you!

>>31651300
I can't draw, but I love when someone posts a gif I made

>>31651235
Generally don't. Once in a while somebody will make a picture of a pony that triggers a fetish of mine, but I don't actually fap to it unless it's humanized; I'll usually head off to a different site for other material that triggers said fetish, and go to that.

>>31651330
I'm kind of glad no one reposts mine.

Picture related

>>31651192
DAT FLUTTERSY

Lets see
Rarity- Her business is small and would fail. she'd then go on the dole

Applejack- Farmers are taken advantage of these days by supermarkets. She'd have to sell the farm and go on the dole

Rainbowdash. Changing the weather isn't a real job! Dole

Fluttershy- becomes a vet but cant take the heartbreak of putting animals down. Becomes a drunk and goes on the dole.

Pibkie pie- Gets fired for eating the merchandise at the cake shop. Becomes obese off Mc Donalds. Onto the dole she goes.

Twightlight- Goes to live with the princess of England. Life is good.

>>31651323

>>31651363
>Sonnet
>You have to chainsaw a tree's trunk into sections and remove the limbs before you can chip it

>>31651356
>fapping only to humanized
But that's so lame.

>>31651293
Brohoof for fapping with left hand I guess.
I don't fap to ponies myself.

>>31651403
>brohoof

>>31651388
> Sonnet
FUCK.
> tree stuff
Yes, that's true, but it wouldn't be quite as funny if it were a pile of logs with a propped up 'BLOOMBERG' sign.

>>31651403
>Brohoof
No.

>>31651396
So, what do people do when they masturbate to these ponys being raped?

Tozac's work

=Rarity's Generous Plan= 
Prologue + Part 1, Fluttershy: pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv 
Part 2, Applejack: pastebin.com/NiLgYUMz 
Part 3, Pinkie Pie: pastebin.com/smyZxt2z 
Part 4, Twilight Sparkle: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5 
Part 5, Rainbow Dash + Epilogue: pastebin.com/1hyxB738

RagingSemi's work:

Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_US

Royal Guards gang rape Zecora:
docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_US

Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US

Sheriff Silverstar rapes Spitfire:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=4

A Diamond Dog rapes Cheerilee:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=5

Lrya, Bon-Bon, and their daughter Tootsie Flute are raped by Big Mac, Mr. Cake, and Snip n Snails:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=6

A giant squid rapes Scratch:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=7

Wind howls
Twigs crack
Into the woods
No turning back
Light fades
Night falls
One foot forward
We heed the call

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.

What’s that hiding
‘round the bend?
Watch your step or
Meet your end.
Adventure waits
In forest deep
Where ghosts and goblins
Quietly creep

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.

We’ll build a house
High in the trees
A place to live
With a gentle breeze
Far below
Excitement waits
The traps are set
With us the bait

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me

>>31651182
>frig

>>31651425
They’ll come prowling
Monster and beast
We’ll string them all up
For a big tasty feast
With tables filled
By delicacies rare
Many will come
To sample our fare

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me

There’d be a party
With plenty to eat
Cockatrice Pie
And Manticore Meat
Sleeping all day
Dancing all night
The forest would shake
With our joyous might

To be lost and Everfree
That’s the life for me.

And when we are done
And ready to go
We’ll ride from our kingdom
With stories in tow
Tales of creatures
The beasts that we’ve slain
Of treasures discovered
Of all that we gained.

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.
Yes, that’s the life for me.

>>31651300
Of course. Wears off after a while though

>>31651413
But then you could claim it's some kind of political cartoon about Bloomberg(mayor) using Bloomberg(apple tree) as allegory!

>>31651425
What’s that hiding
‘round the bend?
Watch your step or
Meet your end.
Adventure waits
In forest deep
Where ghosts and goblins
Quietly creep

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.

We’ll build a house
High in the trees
A place to live
With a gentle breeze
Far below
Excitement waits
The traps are set
With us the bait

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me

They’ll come prowling
Monster and beast
We’ll string them all up
For a big tasty feast
With tables filled
By delicacies rare
Many will come
To sample our fare

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me

There’d be a party
With plenty to eat
Cockatrice Pie
And Manticore Meat
Sleeping all day
Dancing all night
The forest would shake
With our joyous might

To be lost and Everfree
That’s the life for me.

And when we are done
And ready to go
We’ll ride from our kingdom
With stories in tow
Tales of creatures
The beasts that we’ve slain
Of treasures discovered
Of all that we gained.

To be lost and Everfree
Oh that’s the life for me.
Yes, that’s the life for me.

See, I can copy pasta to

>>31651425
whats this sposed to be?

>>31651403
>Brohoof

>>31651424
Christ, you'll just take any excuse at all to post that, won't you?

Cut it out. It's spam, nobody asked for it.

>>31651446
http://pastebin.com/BDNUVdu5

>>31651403
It doesn't feel any different than fapping to normal porn I guess.
At least not anymore.
I FEEL NO GUILT
>>31651424
Let us not go there now, pleeease?

>>31651102
yeah where are those eyes from anyway?

>>31651446
I thought you were dead.

>>31651193
This was pretty cute to listen to and quite informative, thanks for sharing

>>31651456
I mean is it like a rewriting lyrics from a song or what?

>>31651441
The fun part is I actually wrote it.

>>31651449
FTFY

>>31651300
I feel that way when people repost my shitty googly eyes.

>>31651471
Is that the one Squeak is running?

>be a human
>wants to be a pony
>wants to be friends with ponies
>wants to make out with ponies
>wishes he was a pony
>will never be a pony

>>31651473
Shit poem

>>31651474
Explains everything now

>>31651449
Yeah, I don't care, did you get offended or something?
>>31651459
Well that's nice I guess.

>>31651491
I was gonna say. It kinda sucks.

I should know all bout shitty poems

>>31651488
Ew, why would I want to be a pony?

>>31651485
Oh gosh, I have no idea
I'm not very informed of Squeak's doings

>>31651473
I kind of modeled it after the sing song tone of Shel Silverstein.

Wrote it while listening to Coraline soundtrack.

Not based on anything in particular.

>>31651193
> "Skip to 33:35"
> Not using a timestamp in the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rZQfgHCzEw#t=33m35s

>>31651235
because I find them attractive. It's not exclusively ponies, just partially.

>>31651512
Speaking of Squeak's doing, why the fuck hasn't he made the new chapter public yet?!

>>31651536
He is away with his family.

>>31651510
>doesn't deny wanting to make out with ponies

>>31651488
s... shut up, Dash
maybe I can do those other things... with you?

>>31651522
>Pones
>Attractive
>Not cute/adorable

What? I don't even know--

>>31651536
Because he's/it's away for Thanksgiving with family, and has no computer that can access gDOcs.

>AB's VA

she's so cute.

>>31651424
I prefer fapping to sweet sweet consensual, like A Warm Summer's Night wherein Bonbon lovingly pisses on Lyra

>>31651563
>implying they can't be both
that's like saying human girls can't be cute if you find some of them attractive

>>31651575
>A nice name
>where in Bonbon lovingly pi-
NOPE

>>31651573
You didn't know until now? She is the adorable leetle girl.

>>31651575
> lovingly pis-
NOPE

>>31651330
It is a nice feeling...

>>31651434
...That's true.
It WAS a nice feeling, haha.


So, anyone has a request? I've been fooling around with a different, simpler style, so expect the request to look somewhat in this style.

>>31651462
still alive...nottsbro?

>>31651573
im worried for her safety, round our folk

>>31651585
The things I find attractive aren't the same things that I find cute. Only the cute things exist in pones.

>Listening to the Applebloom VA interview
>She drops that they are basically doing a song every episode now

GLORIOUS

>>31651247
DID SUM ONE SAY INDIAN!?

>>31651604
Twilight as Scotty from Star Trek TOS.
Possibly worrying over the dilithium crystals.

>>31651575
>Bonbon lovingly pisses on Lyra
Well that's just grand.

>>31651616
>doesn't find some cute girls attractive
what

>>31651618
Why is that man harassing Twilight?

>>31651617
NIGGA WAT?>>31651617

>>31651432
Well i like it.
Wasn't there another tripfag that used to do poems all the time?

>>31651631
Euh. I have a hard time articulating these things cause I only started giving a shit about girls like a year ago.

I'm basically saying anything I would normally find sexy/attractive is exclusive to girls, but things I find cute exist in both girls and ponies.

>>31651471
No problem Rose. I'm just glad someone actually watched it, instead of shrugging it off.

Dis comic
>Ponies
>Assassins' Creed
>Octavia
This is awesome

he wants to be a pony

>>31651617
Bullshit, I want PROOF

>>31651604
Ooh uh..Pinkie being REALLY cute? That'd be nice for me.

>>31651590
>>31651601
aww c'mon it's very short and so sweet and loving just give it a look
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/475

>>31651659
>only caring about their bodies
And they say romance is dead.

>>31651561
>he thinks he has a chance with Rainbow Dash

>>31651655
No idea, this is my first pony poem.

>>31651647
SHE TOTALLY SAID IT.

>>31651678
I am bad at romance. I am forthright about it with the girls I associate with.

>>31651659
> that feel when I only started to notice girls at 17
> wanted to stick peen in each and every passable one
> that feel when I don't want the peen any more, just the girls, and hotter ones

>>31651670
>>31651515

>>31651680
I'd hate myself for never trying. Who knows, maybe she's looking for somebody to idolize her for a while? Because like, I can do that, she's pretty amazing.

>>31651673
The pissing will kill all the cuteness.

>>31651655
holla

>>31651691
fuck girls, man

>>31651617
You are now picturing Nathan listening to the VA who plays Applebloom. While masturbating.

>>31651690
In s2 right?

>>31651434
Does it? I still enjoy that feeling when it happens.

>>31651561
NO IF ANYONE'S GONNA BE HER TOTALLY COOL PET IT'S GONNA BE ME!

>>31651626
I know nothing about Star Trek. Could I bother you with a couple reference pics? Or perhaps a different request?

>>31651672
>REALLY cute
I'm an uncreative prick, but I'll give it a shot.

>>31651705
Plenty of them are pretty cool, but you have to be really good at reading them to avoid the ones that are secretly insane.

>>31651707
hes a babysitter now

how fucking scary is that

>>31651707
Is that bad?

Need...color...now...

>>31651717
well let's fucking have a competition to prove who'd be the best pet for her
and then the fucking turtle wins again and we have to go back home with fluttershy

>>31651733
I will have a massive boner if that was Fluttershy.

>Having Twilight as favorite pony
Well, yeah, that's just like your opinion man.
She's a shitty pony and you know it

>>31651717
>>31651733

Well that was awfully quick.
Guess you just need to be angry to be Dash's pet

>>31651723
I gave up on em a while back, mang.

Its not easier the other side of things though.

>>31651728

>>31651733
I knew it was coming but...
I am just disappointed I guess.
>>31651721
This guy
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/scotty.jpg
But you don't have to if you don't want to.

suddenly.....pinkie pie party!

>>31651750
>implying she isn't an awesome, smart, all around excellent pony
and gorgeous to boot

>>31651728
Childcare assistant, there's a difference.

I'm actually on the clock right now.

BREAD AND BUTTER, CHANT AND MUTTER
MARINATION, INCANTATION,
CHOCOLATE ICING
TIMELINE SPLICING
YEAST IS RISING
RECTIFYING

holy shit. the fans never cease to amaze me. an original son created for an abridged parody series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c

>>31651700
how can you read cute? I've never gotten cute from a story. I like to read radiant throbbing love and this has it.
she's just pouring liquid on her

>>31651750
Naw she ain't.

>>31651750 Twilight shitty

>>31651767
DIS' NIGGA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY.

>>31651780
Nope.

>>31651778
*song

hurr

>>31651692
MLP General -- where unrelated topics thrive!

>>31651757
It's kind of like...imagine you need to go to the bakery, to select a loaf of bread. You're allergic to gluten, and none of the loaves are marked, but loaves with gluten are really subtly visibly different from the loaves that are gluten free. In addition, the bakery was built on a still-live minefield, and you are only allowed to moonwalk while inside. And you can't stop moving.

>>31651629
I guess I should have said peed, it's cuter

>>31651750
>Have half a gig of Twilight Sparkle pics
>Enjoy her character
>Like her design
>Love her voice actress

>And not a single fuck was given that day

>>31651807
Fine, you can talk about girls too, extra points if you talk about pony girls.

>>31651617
So, are you guys ready for a shit ton of new songs? You know you aren't ready.

>>31651816
You have a waifu, Tyler
me too, man, me too

>>31651760
Nah, I'll try it, mang.

>>31651783
>>31651786
>>31651774
You guys only like here because she reminds you of some lonely, book smart girl with lack of social skill from some Japanese anime.

>>31651826
I cant wait for the song in the next Rarity episode.

>>31651775
you're still near kids. Same threat level.

>>31651810
same with guys, not gonna lie. Fuck people

>>31651816
As talented as Tara Strong is...I'm actually kinda sick of her being in fucking everything.

"Evil beware...We have waffles." HNNNNGGGHHH

>>31651839
>you guys only like her because she represents your perfect woman
well, yeah?

>>31651843
No threat level.

Not a pedophile.

>>31651816

>>31651824
Man, I DO talk about pony girls. Ponies are cute and lovable!

>>31651849
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-EFY6MRyd8
I listen to this way too much. Tara Strong is amazing.

>>31651866

too bad they'd never love us back

>>31651839
>implying fluttershy isn't every weeaboo's dream shy, japanese girl.

>Applebloom's VA confirmed a shitload of songs for Season 3

>and there's only 13 episdes

>>31651866
My favorite pony girl is Applejack.

>>31651887
wait, wat

>>31651858
not a convicted pedophile

yet

>>31651889
fluttershy is mine

>>31651810
Stop wallowing in this bullshit. This is worse than those faggots who get depressed over whether they're gay or bisexual or WHATEVER.

>>31651887
>13 episodes

...

>>31651692
Okay, is it just me or is this fandom full of people with non-binary gender identities?

I'm not saying "lol ponies make you gay." For starters, gender and sexual orientation are two separate things.

I'm saying "this is an interesting coincidence."

>>31651887
She didn't say which season is getting all these songs.

She's probably still in the middle of S2 stuff.

>>31651889
Everybody secretly loves Applejack.

>>31651780
I find text conveys emotion better to me than pictures.
But yeah, I don't think I'll read any waterplay or what'sitcalled anytime soon.

i dont rly have a favorite out of the main 6

that makes me a pinkiappleraritwiflutterdashfag
it works pretty much in that order

>10:30 AM
Welp time for bed.

Mornin, guys

>>31651887
>13 episodes, each with one song

well that doens;t seem so bad. I mean Season 3 is lookign to be short as fuck but

>>31651889
>>31651896
>mfw torn between FS, AJ and Twilight

>>31651915
We all say she's boring, but secretly, that's all we really want. Somebody reliable, who'll always be there for us when we need her, with a stable job and a passion for what she does.

>>31651915
i don't
because it's not a secret

>>31651546
...That's a damn good reason.

>>31651932
> torn between three good ponies
Why not, I don't know, make an OT3?

>>31651932
I was torn between AJ and Pinkie Pie but Rarity move Pinkie and AJ won.

>>31651896
Not even a practicing one.

>>31651887
It's time to get hype you fucks.

If there's gonna be a song in the next ep, I wonder what it will be about? Will the Masked Mare sing it?

>>31651907
dunno what you mean.

ponies didnt turn me queer

>>31651936
I think shes got potential to be fleshed out a bit

>>31651932
Go for Apple Jack.
Twilight's a whore and Fluttershy is obnoxious and loud.

>>31651936
Mmmmhmm! Ain't that the truth!

>>31651887
>shitloadof songs in Season 3

Could it be?

Could we be having a Music episode in season 3?

>>31651956
you'll never get good if you dont practice

>>31651960
and raritys voice is seriously shitty. especially when she sings

>>31651960
>Twilight
>A whore
she's the student of the god-empress, she doesn't need the money
she just likes the freedom no longer having to restrain herself gives

>>31651733
If the requirement for being Dash's pet is recognizing how cool, awesome, or radical she is...I imagine in this situation Twilight yelling those in a dude's voice all the time.

>>31651957
She have to! I hope she is a new character.

Looks like nothing's going on. Guess I'll play some Super Mario 3D Land.

>>31651979
Shit, I think I'm overqualified for the position, then

>>31651971
>and raritys voice is seriously shitty. especially when she sings

how can someone be a tripfag and be so wrong.

>>31651960
haha whats the pic?
BANG BROS. PonyBus

>>31651673
aww it has Bonbon loving anal
I forgot which other story had that

>>31651971
Why the fuck would I want to get good at something that I have no interest in?

And why would I take a risk like that if I want to actually find a career somewhere? Seriously, something like that would ruin work prospects for life.

>>31652008
Y'know, nathan, the correct answer to "why aren't you a pedophile" is not "because it will harm my career prospects", it's "because I don't want to fuck kids", you kiddie fucker

>>31651995
The fandom is seriously great. you dont even need to seen the show to take part! how wonderful

>>31652008
how seriously you are taking this is just testament to how much that burning desire to touch that young child aches in the back of your mind each time you take them to the park, buy them an ice cream or tuck them into bed.

>>31651972
>she just likes the freedom no longer having to restrain herself gives
She must have had some very specific clientele.

>>31652008
Only if you post about it on your Facebook.

>>31651673
>A warm summer's night

My sides!!

>>31652033
Dude, Suckmyoff, of all people I'd think you would be sensitive to the plight of a pedophile.

>>31652039
paying customers. Or if they can't afford it, they get a free ride this one time.

>>31652027
I tried that. It got a photoshop treatment.

>>31652033
Yeah I should probably stop talking now.

>>31652027
>>31652008
>>31652033
Come the fuck on, guys. Why are you discussing this instead of Trixie's impending reappearance in the next episode? Keep this shit elsewhere.

>child sex
>rape

Which is worse /co/?

Everyone who has posted in this thread prior to this post is now a child molester.

>>31652008
> ruining career prospects
versus
> probably fucking up someone for life
and/or
> taking advantage of someone who probably can't give informed consent

Woooooowwwwww.

>>31652076
>child
>but i'm a hebephile!

>>31652008
go take your anger out on a child. It'll be easy to get away with for you

>>31652078
A look into the mind of a pedophile

>>31652056
?

>>31652065
probably

>>31652071
now THAT i dont want to think about

>>31652071
I was hoping to talk about Blind Bag size ponies in real life.

And one of them going missing.

>>31652073
Child sex is rape by default. So you're basically saying 'which is worse, getting shot, or getting shot and stabbed'.

ALL OF MY RAGE

>>31652096
Aren't you gay? That's another thing looked down on by society that you have no control over. The difference is, you can actually put it into practice without hurting anybody.

>>31652078
A child by law and by common sense CAN'T give consent to anything because that child is a child, unaware of the long term ramifications or long term consequences of his/her actions

>>31652076
And proud of it

>>31652073
All sex is bad. It's an innately sinful act, and makes Jesus cry.

>>31652104

>>31652071
> Trixie's impending return
Hmm. Well, I guess she has to come back for her broken-assed cart some time. She may even be less of a jerk after time spent as not "the Great and Powerful Trixie."

> If she ever returns, you know it'll be an object lesson in forgiveness

>>31652117
Thankfully, ponies don't have genitalia so they can't have sex.

>>31652110
What's next, you're going to say you have no control over your constant raping?

Guys... We're talking about ponies right?

>>31652117
>innately sinful act
>only way to make babies

This is why that's retarded.

>>31652130
...
Mito is that you?/spoiler]

>>31652071
Oh hai, Terse. Did you see the interview with Applebloom's VA yet?

If so what did you think. Apparently more songs are incoming, though I'm not exactly sure when.

Why did Snips and Snails just happen to have plates anyway?

>>31652104
I'll be waiting for you in the next thread

>>31652071
>Trixie
NOPE!

>>31652117
jesus must cry alot these days
tears of blood

'sup guise.

More pony practice. I have some time to spare, so I'm willing to take 1 character requests. No 34, please.

Enjoy Rarihorse.

>>31652150
uh boy

>>31652123
>Trixie
No. Fuck Trixie. She will never learn humility, when her bullshit gets called she'll just run away, like always.

>>31652139
No, we're talking about World War II.

>>31652112
In a lot of states, anyone under 17 or 18 are considered 'children,' and that's a little ridiculous.

That said, PEDOphiles aren't interested in the 15-and-up bracket, so that's kind of a moot point. I was just adding the 'probably' because, well, they may not be of an age or mindset to determine their own consent.

>>31652071
>Trixie's impending reappearance
I... could it be?

>>31652110
wait, why should I be sympathetic again?

>>31652139
why the fuck would you think that? wrong place, friend, take your horsefucking elsewhere

but fluttershy has the best singing voice

in my opinion

>>31652140
If Adam and Eve didn't sin back there in Eden they wouldn't need babies because they were immortal.

>>31652150
OH OK
I WILL BRING MY... ANGER

>>31652134
In men, the desire to rape is perfectly normal. And biologically inevitable. Making rape a crime is actually the unnatural part.

>>31652181
>pic

wat

>>31652167
Sweetie Belle.

>>31652167
Looks pretty cool.
AJ. What, do I need to tell you what she's doing too?

why is trixie a large ham

>>31652191
Except God told them "Be fruitful and multiply"

His first commandment to man (or maybe his second after forbidding eating from that damn tree) was literally "GO HAVE SEX!"

>>31652167
how about rainbow dash in the flash suit
jay garrick style the one with the helmet

>>31652181
>Trixie stealing Dashie's spotlight
All of my ponies.jpg

>>31652204
DID SOMEBODY ORDER A...LARGE HAM?

>>31652096
It was a more a silly joke to get people talking about next episode. It's highly unlikely that Trixie will return, but, you know, anything is preferable to this. And I'd love to see her redeemed, if only to make her fall again.

>>31652099
What?

>>31652123
You're pretty much spot-on with my thoughts, but then, they are the obvious thoughts we must all share by this point. On the other hand, to see her return and believe she is in the right, and entirely unrepentant, would be fun too, though less of a moral, certainly.

>>31652147
Interview with Applebloom's VA? No, link? I'm curious. More songs sounds like exactly my jam.

>>31652167
Ooh! Uh...Pinkie enjoying a delicious slice of cake please!

>>31652191
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing

>>31652224
is it true you are a big fat ugly pedo?

>>31652217
>>31652214
If you have an idea for them doing something, it'd be better.

>>31651573
HELLO NATHAN

>>31652224
oh god stop talking about your beliefs nathan this ruins threads

I would literally rather talk about how much I would like to finger rainbow dash while stroking her wings than this

>>31652134
I don't control having a fetish, but I do, fortunately, have the self-control to not put it into action.

>>31652190
...You really don't see any parallel here?

Pedophiles/Hebephiles are attracted to children, which makes them outcasts in society. They did not choose this attraction, but can't satisfy it without breaking laws in most civilized places.

Homosexuals are attracted to people of the same sex, which makes them outcasts in society. They did not choose this attraction, but can satisfy it without breaking laws in most civilized places.

>>31652241

>>31652224
He told them that AFTER they were expelled from paradise.

>>31652167
Rarihorse looks pretty nice, but the face and snout...look a bit off. I think it's mostly the eyes and the side mouth thing you've got going on there. Looks pretty good otherwise.

>>31652245
Sweetie Belle bouncing around.

>>31652254
...are you saying the raping of children is ok?

>>31652200

>>31652245
Both of them wearing a cowboy hat and a handkerchief like in Sisterhooves social, enjoying themselves?

>>31652181
no, it's just people getting their hopes up, as always

>>31652172

>>31652279
oh that silly rapist

>>31651672
I can't into cuteness. I'm sorry...

>>31651626
I'll try this one now.

>>31652282
Oh my this! Best ponies doing cute stuff.

>>31652279
I'm a filthy consent fetishist
can't get off unless she said yes

>>31652299
>Implying thats not cute

>>31652292
If it's a pony-sized wall I could probably just step over it.

>>31652234
>she is in the right, and entirely unrepentant, would be fun too
It would be doubly interesting, because maybe the main cast members would have to apologize for any lingering ill will; it's not her fault Snips and Snails brought in the Ursa Minor -- and Trixie DID out and out admit she had been lying when S+S tried to pitch her into the battle.

It's more interesting to see someone be forgiving as an apology for their own misgivings about a person. Especially after the lessons they've learned, maybe they reckon Trixie isn't the Devil.

>>31652234
See the OP topic for last thread and this thread.

>Last thread
Blindbag sized ponies appear in your room, either the mane six or your selection of six characters.

What do?

And then this thread's topic
>>31651102

>>31652304
i cant get off with normal girls now i have experienced pony love
what should i do?

>>31652318

>>31652316
do you have a penis today?

>>31652234
Up here in the thread silly.

>>31651193

Appleblooms VA is very cute and surprisingly knowledgeable.

>>31652254
difference being I dont hurt people with my 'unnatural shit'

Im gonna get beheaded in saudi arabia, whereas he probably wont. Swings and roundabouts

>>31652241
As a parent, I'm pretty sure that Nathan is a pedophile. Especially after he admitted to fapping to lolicon.

Sure, I know that's a non-sequitor. I know there are millions of men out there who fap to lolicon and they aren't child molesters. But with Nathan, I can just sort of tell that he is. It's a parent's sixth sense. I wouldn't let my kid within two hundred yards of him.

>>31652302
>history of MLPGers

>>31652316
But this will rape Trixies character!

>>31652329
fuck off sentenal
go have sex with the kitchen sink or something

Can anyone upload their trixie folder?
I need pics.
Also, is 4chan being really slow for you guys too?

>>31652304
>caring about what females want or don't want
you're in for a life filled with pain

>>31652339
i want you to get beheaded right here right now

>>31652350
And turn the garbage disposal on.

>>31652333
> Chistery's penis
If she's not responding, maybe you shouldn't ask.

>>31652299
Lovely! Thanks for doing my request mate.

>>31652357
Not particularly slow, no.
Also this is the only one I have.
>>31652366
MLP DID THIS TO ME

>>31652340
i wouldn't let my dick within 2000 yards of him

>>31651123

>>31652316
>maybe they reckon Trixie isn't the Devil
Nonsense! Truly, if there is evil in Equestria, it lies within Trixie's heart.

>>31652299
>implying maraca pie isn't adorable
fuck that noise

>>31652316
Agreed. But I can't imagine them not butting heads purely over the things Trixie did to them, let alone her incidental role to the Ursa attack. The resolution sounds fine to me, and I like what you're suggesting, but the impetus was never really what I wanted from a Trixie episode - I want, more than anything, to see the friction as they try to resolve things, not the resolution itself.

Hell, if Trixie became a supporting character who occasionally appeared to serve the purpose of gag humour, I'd be gratified.

>>31652318
Sorry, dude, that topic's not really my jam. You know?

>>31652377
We already know she is a girl so... I dont see the point in this question.

>>31652377
that is the most absurd logic i have ever heard!

>>31652378
Did you draw something today?
Or did you finish those requests from yesterday?

>>31652316
A forgiving apologetic Trixie wouldn't be in-character at all

Trixie is gone

So when did the standard change? Hundred years ago, girls were getting married off and knocked up as soon as they were of child bearing age.

>>31652300
Ponies doing cute stuff is always best.

>>31652339
It's not unnatural, it's abnormal. And he doesn't hurt people either.

My point isn't who hurts what, my point is that he has no control over it and is hated for it, so you should be just a little more sympathetic as long as he doesn't actually hurt children.

And I'm in the same boat on the beheading thing; I'm an atheist.

>>31652399
I know but AJ and Sweetie Bella re my favorites pones.

>>31652398
liberals and obamas

>>31652398
...when humans decided being civilized was better than barbarism?

>>31652397
That's why she is almost best pony

>>31652420
no if that had happened you wouldn't be here right now

>>31652397
... No, I'm saying the cast should be apologetic and forgiving, because maybe Trixie didn't do anything all that terribly bad other than showboating and playing some really nasty tricks on stage.

Those are shitty things to do, but they're not worth hating someone forever over. It'd be more interesting to see the cast realize that even unrepentant sort-of-jerks deserve to only have so much blame cast on them.

>>31652337
Oh! Curious. Apparently I need to pay more attention. Anyway, I'll watch it and give you my thoughts when it's done!

>>31652399
>Atheist
Ma nigga
>Deafdefiler
FUCK

>>31652394
I'm working on that Pinkie+Twilight request at the moment..just got back from a flight so feelin' pretty jetlaggy. Here's a preview though.

http://parallaxmlp.deviantart.com/art/Derpy-Loves-her-Lava-Lamp-270265125

awesome

>>31652398
Don't you wish sometimes you were a pirate or a viking or something and just rape the shit out of whoever you want and nobody would care?

>>31652420
What's so barbaric about having children when your body is ready to have children?

If anything, it's natural

>>31652440
ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE ATHEISTS RIGHT?
these ponies seem so... irreligious

>>31652440
Whats wrong with him? Its not like he rape people irl.

>>31652442
Oh man this looks awesome.

>>31652440
We can still be bros, right?

> Deafdefiler
> nathan

worts thread ever

>>31652476
bros don't rape other bros

>>31652471
They worship Luna and Celestia.

Survey time MLPG. Tell us about yourself, by checking all that apply to you:
[ ] Male to Female Transexual
[ ] Have a penis
[ ] Biomedical Engineer
[ ] Believe rape should be legal
[ ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
[ ] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>31652476
...
No, actually we can't. I'll keep being civil though.

>>31652399
You are beginning to sound like that Articuno guy from the old Pokemon Generals on /v/

I had a field day arguing with him.

>>31652501
>awaiting youknowwhos response

>>31651981
it will be the Smile song

>>31652471
>irreligious

>their patron deity visits them occasionally

>>31652469
Through consensual sex, there's not a damn thing wrong about it. Through out-and-out coercive rape? You're abridging someone else's choice to procreate.

Don't be obtuse, you dumb fat masculinist fuck.

Survey time MLPG. Tell us about yourself, by checking all that apply to you:
[x ] Male to Female Transexual
[ x] Have a penis
[x ] Biomedical Engineer
[ x] Believe rape should be legal
[x ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
[ x] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>31652399
I onyl have a problem with people who act on it. You wanna fuck kids and you abstain, good on you.

>>31652370
I cant exactly facilitate that.


Yo. Who here likes sweetie belle

>>31652366
I know, man, I know, but all I want is their smile

[X] Have a penis
....that's it really.

>>31652531
they have become one!

>>31652501
[x]have a penis
>>31652442
Oh man great. Hope I'll see it finished.
No need to overexert youself of course.

what the hell happened here

di the religionbomb go off again

>>31652501
I have two penises.

>>31652501
>Survey time MLPG. Tell us about yourself, by checking all that apply to you:
[x] Male to Female Transexual
[x] Have a penis (for now)
[ ] Biomedical Engineer
[ ] Believe rape should be legal
[ ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
[ ] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>31652501
[ ] Male to Female Transexual
[x] Have a penis
[ ] Biomedical Engineer
[ ] Believe rape should be legal
[ ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
[ ] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

I HAVE ABOUT 20 DOCKS

>>31652442
If I'll study this sketch vigorously I'll learn to draw like you, right?

>>31652501
>[ ] Have a penis
1. Yes
2. Somewhat
3. Almost there
4. I might be a male inside a female body.
5. I might be a female inside a male body.
6. Male
7. Female
8. I don't understand the question.
9. My sex cannot be classified under traditional means.
10. My sex trancends time and space in a world you may not understand.

>>31652501
[ ] Male to Female Transexual
[X] Have a penis
[ ] Biomedical Engineer
[ ] Believe rape should be legal
[ ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
[ ] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>31652531
Yahtzee! You win the thread!

>>31652586
why do you lie so much rapey?

>>31652582
You have a nice fleet my friend.

>>31652501
>[ ] Male to Female Transexual
>[xx ] Have a penis
>[ ] Biomedical Engineer
>[ ] Believe rape should be legal
>[xxxxxxxx ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
>[ ] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>31652529
Who said anything about rape?

I'm talking about consensual sex between two individuals capable of producing a child.

>>31652586
>rapedefiler
>not a biomedical engineer

>>31652582
Wow men, you have to chop down some trees to make more

>>31652609
YUCK
GET OUT OF HERE

>>31652501
Survey time MLPG. Tell us about yourself, by checking all that apply to you:
[ ] Male to Female Transexual
[ ] Have a penis
[ ] Biomedical Engineer
[ ] Believe rape should be legal
[ ] Believe pedophilia should be legal
[x] Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>31652585
It's like I'm really on Tumblr!

>>31652623
Im dissapointed too.

>>31652459
I'd go back to the Oregon Trail. I'd journey west and as the mormons started dying off I'd marry their plural wives. Then I'd settle in Oregon and it would be some kind of 19th century paradise. I'd fuck the shit out of all my wives and knock them all up. Then, years later, the kids. Because they didn't do squat about that kind of thing back then.

>>31652623
he is a different kind of engineer
you know
hint honk

>>31652586
>>31652501
Wait, pedophilia or child molestation? Kind of a big difference.

>>31652447
Well aint that just impressive? Derpy looks really cute when shes excited. Nice job to the person that did this.

>>31652634
YOU
ANSWER
WE MUST KNOW!

>>31652357
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZLXDOGUS

Here you are, 300+ Trixie pics.

>>31651193
Anon, why the fuck, why'd you do this to my heart? Michelle Creber is adorable.

>>31652647
surely you can't make just pure being a pedophile without acting on it illegal?

>>31652654
No, you really don't.

>>31652663
That's thought-crime, bro.

>>31652657
i masturbated to that interview
did you?

>>31652647
Read the form as it is worded sir.

>>31652649
I can see her runing with the lamp to Carrot top all exited about this.

>>31652670
and are thought-crimes illegal now?

>>31652656
Thanks a lot.

>>31652669
that doesn't make any sense
do you have something to hide too?

>>31652316
>Trixie being nice
>Not Trixie becoming the anatagonist and go around raping babies and killing puppies daily

I'll pass.

>>31652691
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

>>31652676
No. Should I? I can't, man.

>>31652703
beware he sticks some pics of his micropenis into his uploads too

>>31652691
if they weren't they wouldn't be crimes

>>31652714
you absolutely should!
and if you can't maybe you should see your nearest available doctor about it

>>31652704
> invasive questions about someone's biological sex
> two shades from "tits or get the fuck out"
> "I have every right to answer these questions, see, I'm answering them!"
Oh shut the fuck up and post some ponies, dumbass.

>>31652721
Best pony time?

>>31652735
if only you knew...

>>31652719
I'm cool with that.

>>31652749
STREAM

>>31652706
Are all of you deliberately misreading that?

I'm saying it would be INTERESTING if Trixie showed up and WERE STILL A DICKBAG in her own way, while the rest of the main cast have to own up to the fact she was only being a show person / general prankster jackass.

The moral lesson being 'you can't hate someone forever for something that didn't actually hurt you or anyone else as part of a show.'

>>31652761
Pinkie Pie would smile softly when she looked at my penis, because even though she's dissapointed she wouldn't want me to feel bad because of it

>>31652732
>>31652714
Don't listen to anon Terse. He is insane and high on the fumes of MLP generals current topic of pedophilia which shouldn't be a topic at all.

I instead propose we talk about that interview or that nifty flashy loop that was posted in here awhile ago.

>>31652691
That's what I'm saying, you can't illegalize thoughts.

>>31652749
Good plan!

>>31651193
>That occasional chuckle

DAWWHGNGGGGGNNNHHH

>>31652787
....Yes you can, being a dickbag is horrible.

I should know, I am one

>>31652794
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m480ZuwkkYU

This one.

The simple things in life.

>>31652794
you can't stop him masturbating!

>>31652603
consult >>31652246

>>31652200
no it's obsolete and all us old killers and rapists should be killed
I haven't killed myself because ponies

>>31652808
If you could stop being a rapist, would you?

>>31652791
That's why she's best pony.

>>31652808
Somebody called for best pony?

THIS THREAD IS CURED
A DEMON IS IN IT
ONE WE MUST EXPUNGE IMMEDIATELY!

>>31651626
Well, I tried...

>>31652306
>>31652388
Oh. Well, thank you, then!

>>31652378
Hey. I know you. You're, like, awesome.
And no problem, I'm glad you liked it!

>>31652823
I remember my stoner days now...