MLP GENERALFaust, ponies, the usual...Fluttershy is the Dragonborn, that became clear when she used her Shout to drive back that dragon in Dragonshy. Will she absorb the soul of Spike one day as well?Alternate topic is wheter you can lucid dream with ponies or not.
I want smile to make a new thread someday
I double dare you to roll.
Legit questionCould you, in theory, give a Pony botox?
>>31647292Smile to make a thread, Isaac to mark it, and Leth to fuck him and his marker
>Just one more thread before i go to bed
A true Dragonborn only hunts dragons that are a threat.If you killed Parthanaax, you should kill yourself for bringing dishonor upon yourself. In short, commit sodoku.
>>31647300roll
>>31647304>my last night>>31647301No.
>>31647303Is Leth still banned? Why so much time?
>>31647301Probably not.Although nobody has ever tried, so who knows
>>31647300inb4 i get the only shitty movie on the list
>>31647301Yes.Now, I can't offhandedly say if you could get the results you want, or if the pony would SURVIVE, but botox is a neurotoxin. You can inject it into whatever the fuck you want.
>>31647325>Dark KnightI was correct
>>31647325gud roll>>31647323Mods are fucking stupid
>>31647300I don't usually watch movies in the middle of the week, but might try...
>>31647323hes coming back in a week or so, i think.deaf knows when
Well, I'm off to the world of dreams.Bon nuit, mes amis.
>>31647362Buenas noches
>>31647300Hell, let's see if I get something good.
>>31647362Sweet dreams
>>31647301And I didn't think that full-frontal shot could get any more horrifying. I mean, I'm watching a stream of someone playing Nightmare House 2 right now and this actually scares me more (then again, I've already played it myself, so I already see everything coming).Fuck, man.
>>31647362Jó éjszakát komám!
>>31647300Guess I better give a try at this shit too
>>31647301Probably. Why do you need to know?
>>31647301Fuck I hate that face RD is making.
>>31647378That smile Rainbow and Fluttershy made me wonder
>>31647300I'll give it a go and get around to watching it sometime later this week.
>>31647300Ooga Booga great space serpent comes from the sky
>>31647300I think i've seen all of these...
>>31647407Goddamnit I've watched Pulp Fiction a million times.Rerolling.
how many ponies does it take to pony a pone?
>>31647408Yeah, 08 Shawshank Redemption: seen it. Tom Hanks was great, The BIg Black guy was great, the swarming black beetles were great... overall, great.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
>>31647424>Shawshank RedemptionI never understood why it has been on the top of IMDBs top 250 films for the last 5 years.Is it legitly a great film or is it just a case of marblecake?
>>31647433HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
>>31647441It's the best film ever
>>31647433I always smile in these threads
>>31647449>not Rocky Horror
>>31647300Some of these are opinions, and some are not... but come on...Alvin and the Chipmunks TWICE?
>>31647433That's hilarious.
>>31647433She will stop spinning at any moment, I'm sure
>>31647433No.
>>31647441Well it's legitimately great, moving, well-written, well-performed, well-directed piece of art taking place in a very limited space. It also contains one of the best "fuck you man" moments of all time.Also: that escape.and Poster up there has it confused with "the Green mile". another prison flick.
Hello co, I'm blank pony. Help me create myself and I will be your loyal pony.
>>31647433holy shit, Derpy!
>>31647475Oh come on! Let's put a smile in that face
>>31647491oh... you don't want to be created by /co/ believe me.
>>31647491are you a mare?
>>31647495Jesus Christ never do that again.
>>31647491Run away before it's too late
>>31647491You have a dark and mysterious backstory, also, your parents are dead.
>>31647495...I'll do it.and done.
>>31647529yes in the Equestrian wasteland>>31647532oh god
>>31647532Oh lord
>>31647555He/she is shaping up nicely.
>>31647532I'll take a pony's smile!AND PHOTOSHOP IT!
>>31647491You are a loyal subject of the Crown of Castile. Your cutie mark reflects this.
What animal would you adopt from Fluttershy, /co/?
>>31647571pony or not I fucking love the wasteland
>>31647586Something intelligent.Perhaps an octopus.
>>31647586a skunkfavorite animal and nice pet
>>31647586Nothing.
>>31647491
>>31647369Hey PQ, I though of another death you could throw at us during Nathan Quest.
>>31647575It was SAI but yup....and since I'm already there. You are a happy pony.
>>31647617wat, oh god wat
>>31647617
>>31647626Can I be an alicorn? Can my girlfriend be Dash, Pinkie, and Twilight?
>>31647626>not giving him a botox pony face
>>31647635all of my why
>>31647300With the power of dubs.Give me American psycho
>once you get your cutie mark you are stuck in a life that revolves around whatever your "special talent" is and you will never be able to change it even if your outlook on life or your priorities become dramatically different from the time when you originally got said cutie mark
>>31647635No, but they can be your boyfriends.Twilight is also your mother.
OP, your pony has a problem with the location of its mouth.
>>31647622I want Strangle Snare to strangle me while jerking me off with her back hands
>>31647300rollin' for something GAY
>>31647647>Get a job you enjoy and you will never work a day in your your life
>>31647660Not sure if boner.
>>31647660Why is there no colored version of that?
>>31647653You know, she could probably find herself a place in Equestria's thriving sex industry rather than just hanging any ponies that wander to far into the forest.At the very least ponies could pay her to hang them.
>>31647662>enjoy>jobwhat fucking alternate reality do you live in bro
Hey guys , just starting my second playthroughWhich pone is best Dragonborn?thatfeelwhenyou'llnevergettorapeyourfavouriteOC
>>31647651This is acceptable.
>>31647674I live in the real world, but I still dream.
>>31647645This niggah
>>31647676Rainbow Dash is best Dragonborn.
>>31647647Littlepip is the perfect exception.
>>31647660Tom Cruise it is!
>>31647691>fanfiction
>>31647300accepted
>>31647645but how?
>>31647704I never even read a single piece of fanfiction before MLP. Ironically, the first one I ever read was Cupcakes. But F:EQ really grabbed my attention for some reason, maybe beacause it's the perfect thing to read when I'm traveling home by train.
Ok so I have a cutie mark of which I have no idea of and I'm male. Also happy I suppose. Ok that's kinda cool, what else?
>>31647742Give him googly eyes.
>>31647676guy, I haven't made progress, for I must job, I'm so sorry. Should I just make up some drug that makes her euphoric and loose, or should it just be tight and painful?
>>31647742BIGFLOPPYHORSE-COCK (with balls)
>>31647617>>31647617I would nail that pony.
>>31647735It's still >fanfiction
Do-ho-ho, I just found this in the archives.
>>31647735have you read any Project:Horizons?
>>31647742
>>31647742Yoonikurn horn.Also a Dethklock shirt (because he's underground and edgy like that)
Things you will never see on the show again:Depressed Pinkie (Pinkamena).Heartstrings sitting on a bench.Luna talking in all caps. Or at all.Pony Joe.
>>31647776Yes, all of it. It's not as good as the main one, but I still enjoyed reading it.
>>31647788>Pony JoeWho?
>>31647804The donut guy you Philistine.
>>31647300Still rollin
>>31647792agreedthe only thing that interests me in the story is the stableromance too but I haven't gotten to any, it's all been rape
>>31647808Oh fuck, I forgot.Yeah, he was cool.
>>3164730093 get
>>31647816Where are you in the story? Because I don't want so spoil anything for you if you haven't read it until the latest chapter.
>no discussion
Well this kinda cool. Thanks for the cock and stuff.
>>31647877Oh shit.
>>31647850I just got where BJ realized she raped P-21 when they where younger and Morning Glory was branded a dashiteI saw someone said she likes Glory now or something, that's real nice
There's something wrong with this thread
>>31647857It's a slow thread, deal with it, or give us something to discuss.>>31647877Now give him a Mutton Chop like what Franz Joseph had.
>>31647891You are still pretty early then. It will only get better, or at least in my opinion, it got better.
>>31647647Except cutie marks represent your penultimate talent/interest/specialty and by definition you are content with it, since the cutie mark doesn't itself dictate what your special ability is, since it only acts as a visual reminder or a symbol of what it is.This assumption was thrown into question with what we saw in Cutie pox. The excess cutie marks forced Applebloom to act against her will. This could be used as proof to argue that cutie marks are empowering magical constructs that actually do give talents, abilities and attributes to the marked, as was portrayed by Applebloom. I'd argue against this by reminding that we have to remember the context. The cutie pox is an anomaly in the cutie mark system and shouldn't therefore we considered as part of the regular process of attaining cutie marks.The real question should be what relationship cutie marks and the individuals personality have.The rules of attaining a cutie mark are pretty simple: All individuals attain a magical marking when they "find out" what makes them special, what talents they have that others don't. The cutie mark can be anything from an abstract idea to a concrete object. Twilight's special talent is magic, which is represented in an abstract way, but she is also a good student since she is has capable academic skills and self-discipline. Is Twilight talented in magic because she is a hard-working student who studies harder than the others or is it the cutie mark makes her be good at magic? If she is naturally talented as a mage would she have attained her cutie mark if she had been a lazy, procrastinating student?
>>31647877give her one of those tails that are all cool and sexy
>>31647919Braids?
>>31647923yes yes
I'm naked guys, wat do
>>31647622...hmm...
>>31647946find somewhere else to put your spaghetti
>>31647963Maybe I could be your spaghetti tonight?
>>31647974What if your spaghetti orbits my dick?
>>31647919>>31647923>>31647931>>31647946>>31647963>>31647974>>31647979I'm so proud of you guys.
>>31647974what if your could orbits my be?
>>31647983Am I the only one in the dark about what's going on in here?
>>31647986I'm gonna could the shit outta your be
>>31647990Maybe I could be your what's going on here tonight?
Her? Come on guys make up your minds am I male or female. Or did you mean like.. a futa pony?
>>31648003in the ideal world everyone is ladies with dick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3oyQUOuSx0
>>31648014In the ideal world everyone is dicks with a lady
>>31648003It has no gender, because it's a Robot >>31648000I'd rather...not?
>>31647857>>31647897Well alright, which pony would make the best Defiler?
Oh shit I should be reading a book but I want to read MLPG and draw instead.What do?
>>31648014>>31648024Faceless detected.
>>31648027what book?
>>31648027Stop losing control of your life.
>>31648027You should read a draw while MLPGing a book.
>>31648027Read MLPG and Draw?>>31648026Fluttershy, because she is a cruel bitch.
>>31648046How do you a book?
>>31648027You should booking a MLPG while you draw a read
>>31648053http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tscztF6Pi8s
>>31648018http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo
>>31648036I didn't think Faceless particularly likes futa per se, I thought this was just common belief?
>>31648055 is obviously a faggot. You should do >>31648046.
>>31648065Isn't Faceless the one who always argues that futa is the pinnacle of human evolution? Maybe I have him mixed up with someone else.
IF YOU COULD SEXANY MALEON THE SHOWOR OCWHO WOULD IT BE
>>31647950You should totally do it. We run off into the forest and one of the many possible deaths making a new friend.Or we could run into poison joak and then have our head turn into a balloon and pop, or something.
>>31648036goddamnit people summoning me.>>31648065Hermaphrodites, in my opinion, are the perfect gender.
>>31648090Could or had to?Cuz if had to I suppose Doctor Whooves.
>>31648018I think it's funny how despite the ponies living in some magical land filled with creatures right out of D&DThey still all have regular old pets (cat, dog, rabbit, owl, alligator).
>>31648026I don't think the ponies are particularly daemonic so I don't think they'd make very good Defilers at all.
>>31647300rollan
>>31648105A cat can kill a level zero commoner.
>>31648090your trying to summon /co/'s Braeboner arn't you
>>31648111oh yea one of my my fav movies of all time
>>31648105>regular pet>alligator
>>31648078I think BraveSpark said that
>>31648106Well that's why you have to stick some daemons in them before grafting them into the machine.Duh.
>>31648128I have heard that americans on the so called "Deep south" keep alligators as pets.
>>31648128He's a pretty chill pet.
ok so I guess I need a name and personality now.
>>31648136I ain't no expert on the daemonic engines, but I don't think there's anything organic inside a Defiler at all.
>>31648142A few of them do in Louisiana.
>>31648145I shall name you Candy Yumyum.And you are a slut.
>>31648145Pooty Pickle
>>31648120why is Braeburn so fucking awesome? I just watched the episode yesterday, everytime I'm like, "Man he's awesome"
>>31648145British Assnymphomaniac scientist.
>>31648151Well I suppose there could be, if the Emperor's Children were involved in making it.But yeah, those things are just very angry, very killy bits of daemon infused machinery.
>>31648166>>31648145ooh yeah, with a cockney accent
>>31648162HIGH STEPPER HIGH STEPPER
>>31648145FUTAMAN
>>31648171Alright, a different question:Which pony would get interred into a Dreadnought, chaos or otherwise?>captcha Distsn fanon>fanon
>>31648180Did what'shisname ever make that Cockney Pip?
>>31648145Summer SleazyShe's very, easygoing
>>31647750>>31647676honestly nowyou want her blissfully unaware or brutally violated? He's gonna hafta do something about that horn if she has full faculties
>>31648091Don't worry, I've got some pretty good ideas of what can happen. Besides, it's not like when I ask for potential deaths, I immediately plan to use them; like Pony Quest, nothing is set in concrete. They're merely guidelines, like, "if the story goes to X, maybe I can use something from Y."I'll add it to the rest in my memory bank though.
>>31648211Also she needs a nice big cock-piercing
>>31647300Lets see what this is about.
>>31648185TWINS THEY WERE!
>187 replies>51 images
>>31648145and a fetishI mean what is her favorite pastime?
>>31648238actually, thats not bad.
>>31648238You want more images?
>>31648233Wait, why is that thumbnail fucked up?
>>31648233Oh boy, my first image glitch!
>>31648254
>>31648252Yea>>31648233What the hell?
>>31648233what is this trickerythe tumbnail shows some blurry photo of a drawing, but when I enlarge it, it's a shrugging ApplejackHAVE I GONE MAD
>>31648242Probably brushing his hair.
>>31648258You must be new here
>>31648238What's that? Post images while I wait for the Nightmare House 2 LP I'm watching to buffer?DON'T MIND IF I DO.
>>31648261Have another
>>31648268newfag detected
Hey baby, I can do things with this horn that will make you think it's magic.
>>31648273OH GOODY IT'S LUNA TIME
>>31648254>>31648261>>31648264It's been happening to people ever since 4chan got upgraded.
>>31648282Zip it hoebag
>>31648282You mean your horn isn't magic?And is he drunk?
>>31648242Urolagnia and Analingus.
can you derp any more than this?
>>31648285>that picturewaitwhatwhywhat'sgoingon?
>>31648261>>31648264>>31648254You've honestly never seen a thumbnail glitch?It's happened to me a few times along the years and its usually cause by the file being corrupt.>>31648233Dude, you should really check your hard drive.
>>31648282unf I likelets go on adventures
>>31648226And not one of those faggy prince alberts. An apadravya.a MANS dick piercing, for real men.
GREGORY HOUSE
>>31648284Ha ha! Worst pony.
>>31648296Maybe.
>>31648285It's been happening for years
>>31648302My dick coiled up a bit
hello furfags
>>31648302I never understood the need to embed pieces of metal in ones genitals.
>>31648298>Dude, you should really check your hard drive.Check it for what, exactly?
>>31648294I like the second, giving or receiving? I'm too lazy to look up the first
>>31648326Sup
>>31648315Have we gotten a pony version of him yet?And have we gotten a pony version of this sexy beast?
>>31648339It's piss-play, fyi
>>31648339Given that it starts with uro I don't think I want to look it up.
>>31648351oh yesI like
>>31648346I already told you, the furthest I'm willing to go with Captain Murphy and ponies was that hypothetical episode of him becoming obsessed with the show. Kind of like the Gloops episode, but with ponies.And Sealab exploding at the end, because that shit's mandatory.
>>31648335http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard-disk_failureCorrupt files could be the first signs of your HD breaking down.I'd make a backup of it if I was you.
>>31648363>kind of like the Gloops episodeSo he finds a pony and gives it alcohol, and then it multiplies?...fund it.
>>31648297it's a recreation of a scene from the movie Escape From Midnight Castle or somesuch
>mfw my copy of skyrim will arrive on a few hours
>>31648391Enjoy spending the next week in total self imposed isolation.
>>31648391>mfw I've been playing for a week
>>31648391I saw it at the store and I still didn't care about it
OK MARICAS! 1 HORA MAS:http://es.justin.tv/perusalem_006#/w/2110045088/9http://prueba2.foros-gratis.tv/h72-discovery-kids
>>31648339Giving, but also prone to liking recieving analingus
>>31648363The only thing I can't decide is if the entire crew should like it, or if they should be split down the the middle.HESH WANTS PONY SEX!
>>31648391I know I kept saying I wasn't interested, but I finally gave in and looked around and found a Razor1911 torrent with fucking 10K people seeding.It's already halfway finished downloading.
>>31648391>Enjoy the game>No really, it's a lot of fun, I hope you like it as much as I have
>>31648369... you know thumbnail fuckups are prone to happen on 4chan, right?the guy who posted the screwed up thumbnails' original image somewhere got an applejack thumbnail.
>>31648369It's a cruddy little webbook with a half broken screen. The only thing of value I have on here are some pictures that I can take off really fast.Thanks for the warning, though.
>>31648369That's corrupted files on the hard disk, not a known glitch in the 4chan board software. In any case, image thumbnails are stored in RAM anyway, not the harddisk, while you're browsing the internet.
>>31648409man, which pony would least enjoy a thorough anal tongue-lashing?
>>31648407Mi cuerpo está listo
>>31648324Better not click this then
>>31648421Only thumbnail fuckups I've seen have been caused by corrupt files.4chan itself has nothing to do with this.
>that feel when you play Khajiit and the companions turn you into a werewolfalone in skyrim lives a little catdog... CAAAATDOG~
>>31648413>using the 10k seeds / 20k leechers torrent>getting 1/2 seed ratiohahahahaha you dumb fuck.
>>31648431Oh penisanon! You nasty...
>>31648427
>>31648436Yeah, only thumbnail fuckups you've seen.Just trust me on this one, 4chans' silly like that.
>>31648431>What's thi-o...oh.Fucking piercings
>>31648451Nope. Thumbnails do not work like that.
>>31648431Looks rather painful.
>>31648437Hehehe. I have yet to play a Khajit but now I might have to.True sons of Skyrim forever
which pony likes being peed on? besides Lyra of course, that pony likes everything
>>31648456shouldn't, but does.stop being such a fucking hassle with your theory and just trust someone who's seen it happen over and over?If there's any recurrance with thumbnail fuckups NOT 4chans' fault it would be most of JJs' pictures. and THOSE have the same thumbnail as the original picture.
>>31648473wat
>>31648407Pasan episodios nuevos todos los dias?
>>31648431who did you get that angle? I can't figure it out, someone take that pic for you?
>>31648473I imagine Fluttershy has to be very accomodated to animals going everywhere, so at the very least she's not phazed by it or disturbed by the acrid smell...
pony should cuddle pony. Only within marriage though
>>31648483She gets Bonbon to do it, it was a very sweet story I read
Ok, guys I just popped a cherry and can't see the fun in it.They don't even pop, they just goo all over.
>>31648437>not playing Argonian master race
>>31648504...we need to talk.
>>31648504Qué?
>>31648469My vision actually whited-out when the needle went throughno shit
>>31648499Pone should be cute pone.I wish I could quit you, General. And it's only been a week or two...
>>31648480Hey I got an idea, save the picture that had the corrupted thumbnail and post it later. If the pic is corrupted from the computer then it should have the same messed up thumbnail. Right? Riiiiggghhhtt?This is me not giving a shit.
>>316484804chan only takes the thumbnail from the image file itself, and if the image is corrupt it fucks up the thumbnail. That's it.You can't blame all your problems on 4chan yaknow.
>>31648486Sí, hasta el viernes, luego comienzan a repetir y a intercalar con episodios nuevos, fijate en la programación de DK de tu país!
>>31648516>>31648527Fine, fuck you guys then.
>>31648504Hahahahahaha
>>31648480>mfw this is truethis pic always get a fucked up thumbnail
>>31648504
>>31648543Don't worry, I had a thumbnail fuck-up in the last thread, and it sure ain't corrupted. They just newfags, Faceless, let them be.
>>31648527>You can't blame all your problems on 4chanAll of my problems really are caused by 4chan.
>>31648548All pics from JJ's Tumblr...don't know why...
>>31648561But they're wrooooongggg...!
>>31648543No I was agreeing with you, I've seen 4chan do it multiple times, I meant if that guy REALLY wants to know so badly then there's a simple way to test it. Probably. Or the same guy could post the image later. Who fucking knows. Who fucking cares. I don't.Let's post ponies.
Which pone is best at piloting the attack helicopter in Battlefield 3?Inb4 >DashShe's way too eager and would just get shot down by the enemy AA.
>>31648556Moidock is... unique.
>>31648527but this instance was 4chan getting the thumbnail information switched, it's happened to entire pictures before. Pics like JJs just get warped and look cool, but nothing wrong with your computer. Just the picture
>>31648584Dash is an Iraqi Jet Combat
>>31648574Shhhh, Shhhh, I know Faceless, I know...
>>31648574
Hope you're ready for the ultimate ragehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O541I28QnPs&feature=related
>>31648584>Dash would pilot a WW2 Kamikaze loaded with a tactical nuke.
>>31648504>>31648504>implying /co/ will get the joke
>>31648610i would buy thatWhat in the gods name where you searching on youtube?
>>31648590I really have a hard time believing this, since if it was true the problem would be a lot more prominent. So far I've only seen MLPG complain about this.And like I said, this has happened before the server change.
>>31648599They're all a bunch of f...>>31648608...D'awwww...
>>31648630one time a pony pic was switched with a Homestuck pic. It has to be the exact same time or something
Hug?
Hasbro is fucks.
>>31648599I AM HACKING YOUR THUMBNAILS
>>31648658ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
>>31648668No, you are a blob
>>31648656Sure you can hug my rigid erection. Don't forget to kiss it alot, too..
>>31648623It's not a very hard joke to get if you're over the age of twelve.
>>31648656Hug this you fucker.
>>31648658Snowcatcher would be a great porn name.
What's going on in this thread, anything promising?
>>31648675>>31648675exactly.
>>31648679Why don't you catch my snow?
what's it called when a plane's machine gun shoots between it's propellers, timed with it's rotation?>>31648656Pip will hug you
>>31648632Silly Faceless. As long as I'm alive, the only pony making you mad will be ME.
>>31648632KISS ME YOU FOAL!!!
>>31648656o gawd the fannons
>>31648687
>>31648675
>>31648690It's called being fucking crazyalternatively the designer is a fucking dickhead
>>31648658Remember when I said I'll never buy any toys apart from these six? Probably not... But I did. From this kind. Two of them, Dash, and Rarity, but they are Christmas gifts, I swear, they are not for me!
>>31648690Yeah!
>>31648686we were talking about which pony we would have invisible public sex with, care to join?
>>31648702Why is Fluttershy Rainbow Dash?
>>31648673>alotI'd still accept Faceless' rigid, throbbing erection in my mouth and quivering anus with pleasure.
>>31648702Why would you ruin a perfectly good and usable skull like that?
>>31648704No, Pip will fuck your shit up, she killed Alicorn stronger than you, she killed a fucking Goddess! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
>>31648704I like Nyx, she is the best poneh, The story is cute and makes sense, why everyone hates her?
>>31648690gun synchronizer.
>>31648690I ship Pip x Pip.
>>31648710Because she was tired of being second worste pony.>>31648713What would you use that skull for?
>>31648694* sets waifu as new wallpaper *
>>31648690synchronization gear
>>31648710No one ever complains about the fact that not only did they use Dash's mold for Fluttershy, but they also only made a slight modification to it for AJ.Fucking Hasbro, man.Fucking Hasbro.
Hey err'ybody what's goin on
>>31648731well, now I have to know. Who's the worste pone
>>31648731bone meal
>>31648731I'd bet you think Dash is the best pony too.
>>31648720Because even if the story makes sense and has a few moments, it still fucking sucks.How about this for a topic?Ponies are actually roughly the size of the blindbag figures. Say they find a huge human skull in the show to confirm.What would you do if the mane cast showed up on your pillow/desk/in your room/etc. at this size?
>>31648673http://asksweetiepoo.tumblr.com/This happened faceless. And YOU let it happen.
>>31648750You don't know the largest Applebasher in this board?
>>31648739>Why is Fluttershy Dash?Better question:>Why does Hasbro suck so much cock?
>>31648750Applejack is worste pone.>>31648755No. She moves between second and third.
>>31648770Not me, I was just going to fap.
>>31648702>you will never get to make Homage hump Littlepip;_;
>>31648767he has given me no reason to regard him as anything other than just another anon.
>>31648762blah blah.
>>31648778HOLY SHIT, I would need those, but Pip could be more gray and less blue.
>>31648770Whoa its not fucked up for you?
>>31648761"What are you doing on my desk, how did you even get up there, you are tiny pone."
>>31648800Maybe it's a 4chan x thing
> You will never be Rainbow's pet.
>>31648731The answer is simple.
>>31648809Nope. I don't use an extension and I get the thumbnail fuck-up too.
>>31648761I would probably watch where I step very carefully until they get back to Equestria.The dog would probably have to stay outside.
>>31648818AND AM I GLAD FOR THAT!>>31648761...Probably try to get them back to Equestria.
>>31648809>He showed it his mangled dick and it shaped right up, lest it be put through the same torment.
>>31648818ST-STOP SAYING THAT. I'll.... I'll find a way to be cool enough one day!
>>31648818I'd rather be Flutter's pet
>>31648820It's a damn shame, but I only got parts of two skulls, but not a whole skull. I'm dying to find one that is a whole, but shit is hard to find and I'm not gonna dig up a grave. Maybe the morgue of that soviet army base in Kecskemét will have one, but I yet to get the time to go there.
>>31648805Fluttershy squeaks and tries to hideTwilight nervously tries to explain their presenceRainbow Dash flies up to kick you in the noseRarity eyes your choice of clothing with disdainPinkie Pie hops around and somehow ends up in your pocketApplejack... I don't know, bucks something.Admit it though, having a tiny Fluttershy in your room would give you a heart attack.
>>31648854Of course it would.Better be careful of where she tries to hide, even I don't know what I have on my table anymore.Also>implying I wear clothes while browsing MLPG
>>31648854I would like tiny Pinkie Pie bouncing around my room. RD would be flying around all the time, leaving a tiny rainbow trail. I would flush Aj down the toilet the first time I can seperate her from the rest of the group and tell them she had an accident.
>>31648501I really liked it, but it's the only one I think
>>31648853>guy fucking a skull stolen from a grave.jpg
>>31648854Having live tiny pastel equines of any sort would probably give me an appropriately sized heart attack.
>>31648853Seeing as you are a European you could always just to to the catacombs in Paris. There is a guy that managed to get one of those all the way back here in the states.
>>31648879Seems like you can't be trusted to care for little ponies.
>>31648879I would tie a string around tiny rainbow dash and tie the other end to my finger and watch her fly around
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>>31648892>Bring me a drink in the skull of one of my enemies.>Drink flows out through eye holes>So thirsty
>>31648904>the first jerk of your finger and you split her in two pieces
>>31648879why you hate applejack?
>>31648916>bring me a drink in the skull of my enemies that have no eyes.>My lord, these monsters have no eyes!>So thirsty.
>suddenly, all this mangled dick has turned the thread towards discussing pony BDSM.
>>31648879If I ever found Lil' Pip in my room I'd shoot her to pieces.Not really, I couldn't do that to a pony. You monster.
>>31648918rainbow dash is indestructable, silly!
>>31648904I'd nail a string to the ceiling and tie the other end around RD and watch her buzz around in circles like those little plane on a string things from when I was a kid. And she totally would make a buzzing noise too.
>>31648895Yeah, but going to France isn't cheap, and I can't afford a trip to go there just because I want a skull, and when I was there last year... Well fuck, I don't know why I didn't try to get one.>>31648900Yes I can!>>31648925I don't hate her, I just dislike her to a great amount.
>>31648854
>>31648929>My lord, these monsters have no skulls!FtfyIt honestly took me three reads to figure out what was wrong with it. Easy mistake, don't fret about it.
>>31648761Let's try something similar.A Lyra the size of the blindbag figures suddenly appears next to your computer.How do you react?How does she react?
>>31648938I think Littlepip would percieve us as a threat and kill us somehow. Every single one of us. 7 billion killed by a single tiny pone.
>>31648904You bastard.First thing I'd do is give Fluttershy permission to stare down any cats that get the wrong idea.Set up a tiny obstacle course for Dash, maybe out of lego.Get Applejack a really fucking big appleFetch a piece of brony for Pinkie Pie and whoever else wanted to munch on it.Ignore Rarity as she critiques my wardrobe.Teach Twilight how to play a TCG or two.
>>31648964gah, right.
>>31648946>Has to care for ponies>Tries to kill one just for disliking herYes, a very trustworthy fellow you are.
>>31648965I would pick her up in my palm and show her how awesome fingers are. Non sexually you perverted fucks
>>31648971>fetch a piece of bronyNathan confirmed for cannibal.
>>31648971>Fetch a piece of brony for Pinkie Pie
>>31648974Okay, maybe I would kill her, because it would make the rest of them sad. You win this round.
>>31648971>piece of BronyWhoa nelly.
>>31648879You and I just the same but for that key differenceI love Applejack. Her coat, her voice, her mane, her hat. I love the simple pony she is, what she does, her accent, her spirit. I will marry that pony. Have a brother-in-law and a little sister-in-lawhow do you feel about AJ being the only of the six to come through the holocaust unscathed?
>>31648999Finally we find a use for them.
>>31648971>Piece of bronyThat shit's toxic bro.You don't want to give their children pony down's do you?
Does anyone have that "I EM SAD PONI" picture with Dash and Pinkie? I always forget saving it.
>>31648998Ok, everybody remember, no ponies for Nopony.>>31648965I just stare at her.Completely lock down.She does the same.Except then probably a flurry of questions regarding where is she and what did I do to Bon-Bon.
>>31649004What kind of holocaust? You have the most boring waifu ever.
>>31649025>mfw I have three waifus
Ew, pony
>>31649019It'd be kind of hard to answer her considering you probably don't speak pony sign language.
>>31649019But I want ponies!
>>31649030>My Kung-fu is stronger than yours!>Oh yeah? what style?>Waifu!>*facepalm*
>>31649030>MFW my waifus
>>31649038You can have this one. AND THATS ALL!
>>31649038No, none for you before you can get over your bias.>>31649037What, she couldn't speak?
>>31649037Oh boy, deaf lyra fanon inbound...
>what do with tiny ponies?First thing's first I gotta build them a habitat to keep the non-pegasi off the ground.
>>31649047No, herr Doktor, he'll kill it!
Applejack is mai sisteru.
Fluttershy is entry-level waifu.
>>31649044>You facepalm so hard you knock yourself out>Your opponent wins
>>31649047FILLY TIME
>>31649047>>31649054If I treat Applejack right for, say, a week, then can I get the rest of the ponies? Just for you to see that I can care for little pone!
>>31649061Applejack is my mamasan
>>31649045>having blueblood as a waifu
>>31649073No, you have to treat her right for the rest of her natural lifespan.
>>31648990>>31648994>>31648999>>31649012Dammit, I meant brownie.BROWNIE.
>>31649079...Or until she went home.
>>31649079Yeah, but if I treat her right for a week, you can give me the rest of the ponies, so I can treat all of them right until the end of all of their natural lifespans.
>>31649068Luna and Celestia are pretty adorable fillies.
>>31649087They're all therefor eeeeveeeeeror until they die of old age.
if I had a bunch of miniature ponies I would make them into a centipede
Oh god I think the stimulants are finally dissolving me from the inside out and I think I'm vibrating at ~18 kHz
>>31649093They were never fillies. They were born adults from the womb of the sun and stars, respectively.
>>31649096
>rose shows omue umasou last night>everyone loves ityes, yes, the indoctrination is proceeding as planned
>>31649092I have the animal protection officials on guard 24/7 but we'll see.
>>31649103>sun and stars>sun and sunsLuna is the more powerful sister, huh?
>>31649101>Not vibrating at superior 25 kHz.Pleb.
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>>31649109shut up dinofag dinosaurs can't use kung fu
Because Little-Miss-Rarity has made Twist not look like a complete loser, by removing the nerdy glasses and taking away the butch dyke haircut.
>>31649118OH BOY
>>31649110Come here, Applejack, you dirty son of a mule wonderful pony being!
>>31649118PINKIE SONG TODAY!!
>>31649122
>>31649122Um...who's who?
>>31649115Luna was born from the cold black between the stars.
>>31649025the fucking balefire holocaust. not only did she stay cozy in her stable because of her relation to the president of Stable-Tec, but she ran one of the most successful and influential ministries
>>31649135I think Twith has glasses.
>>31649135The one with the glasses is Twist, the other one's sweetie belle.
>>31649134
>>31649117I am high-mass. It takes a huge amount of energy to vibrate at 25kHz for someone of my size.
So, in the Latin American version Celestia's guards are female?Didn't see that one coming.
>>31649141Oh you're talking about that retarded fic.
>>31649159Ve al IRC, moidock, hace falta algo de diversión
>>31649025also I bet your waifu is so excitable you'll probably tire of her
>>31649141Oh, you mean in F:E. Well, damn, I say she was the most unfortunate, because she had to live with her faults for the rest of her life, like that the bullet that killed his brother was made by her ministry, his loved one died outside while she was inside the Stable, and so on. Okay, maybe Fluttershy was more unfortunate, but AJ is a close second
>>31649145yea...sure buddy.
>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164>>31649164NEW THREAD
>>31649047>>31649073No, dude, listen. Tell them you'll take AJ, then give her to me, then you can tell them you kept her for a week.
>>31649155Why does pony snore?Pony should see a doctor about possible sleep apnea.
>>31649171I have no waifu.
>>31649162Yes Anon, he and I were talking about it.
>>31649181No way, If I see him mistreating her for a second she comes back to my house.
>>31649226But so help me God, if you won't give me Pinkie after I keep AJ for a week I'm gonna fuck your shit up.
>>31649262I bet after keeping AJ for a week you'll never want to give her up.
>>31649276Maybe she can grow some charactheristics, and then we can speak about me, liking her.
>>31649307>dat voice>dat scent>dat hot apple pie she has tucked away just for youI forgot where I was going
>>31649330>Apple pie>as large as your fingernailSorry, did you mean in show?
>>31649399you can still taste it
