SLOW THREAD MEANS SLOW SEX

To knowledge!

inb4 nothing

I've already posted the one shitty sketch of a pony I've done today, so I'm fine.

another disastrously pointless thread
here we come!

so drawing on a big canvas takes more virtual memory than I have

any marker movers conscious?

>>31645874
it also takes more skill than you have

>>31645880
you can't know that

no fuck you I've posted my shitty fanfiction before, I'm not writing more, I have classes in a few hours

oh hey

time to draw, maybe mess with painting? idk
ill give you ponies though

>>31645884
DRAW
>>31645887
WRITE

>>31645874
Increase the size of your swap partition then, dumbass. Or get more RAM.

>>31645898
continue

Writefag prompt. Not a writefag? Give it a try anyway.

Think of your favorite pony. Got one? Good.

Now disregard that pony, and write about the secretive Sea Pony race that we have not, thus far, seen.

>>31645904
I have to look up swap partition, is that something physical or virtual? can I do it with no mony

GUYS I HAVE THE BEST IDEA FOR A COMIC IN THE WORLD
Carrot Top's Huge Carrot

Carrot Top has this huge carrot, okay. Huge. (This isn't a euphemism, it's a carrot.)
And she needs to take it to the huge Collossal Carrot Competition in Canterlot.

Except the huge carrot gets carrotnapped on the way and Carrot has to go on an exciting quest to regain her carrot.
Why would someone steal a three-ton carrot?
I guess it's like, a lich pony or something and she needs an enormous carrot to summon the Great Old Rabbit to devour Equestria.
Because she's a dick or something.

>>31645913
Little is known of these curious creatures. They are about the same size as land-dwelling Ponies, but are apparently fish rather than mammals. In appearance, they resemble large seahorses--an equine head and mane, small fins along their sides, and a long, curled, prehensile tail. Due to their aquatic biology, they rarely interact with land-dwelling Ponies, and exist as an autonomous society within Equestria. It is unknown if they possess magic powers, although it is speculated that they are able to control their underwater environment similiar to the way that Pegasus Ponies control the sky. One curious Sea Pony habit is their method of communication--they don't use normal speech, but instead, sing. Sea Pony singing has odd effects on other beings, although whether this is magic or just annoyance is unknown.

The Royal Equestrian Submarine Expeditionary Force (RESEF). This service, composed of Sea Pony volunteers, works alongside the REN (The Royal Equestrian Navy), though independently from it. The RESEF provides naval escort protection, search and rescue, and conducts irregular submarine warfare operations.

There are three parts to practicing drawing:
1. Drafting - putting pencil / pen / brush to paper and seeing exactly the result you want.
2. Visualization - imagining objects of two and three dimensions in your mind, holding them and turning them with your mind's hands.
3. Aesthetics - view beautiful and ugly things, understanding what makes each.

Do each of these separately for five minutes a day (15 min total). Practice drawing inanimate objects for another 15 min. Your art will improve drastically within a week.

>>31645933
It's on your hard drive, if you're running Windows it's managed automatically. It's also not going to realisticly let you do something you can't do because you don't have enough RAM for a single task, the speed hit is way, way too large, even with a modern OS' memory management.

>>31645943
do you draw?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9E-HVDK568

>top highest rated comments
>my mother fucking face when

>>31645933
If Windows, Computer>Advanced System Settings>Performance>Advanced>Virtual Memory>Change>Custom Size>whatever

>>31645943
so I can't draw if I cannot hold a still image in my mind
just fucking great

>>31645956

If I had one wish

It was for the bronies to just leave

Is that so much to ask, I don't want them dead, I don't want the show gone, I just want them to stop and think of what they are doing

I wonder if they know people on deviant art are already making fan art and "original characters"'just like sonic furries.

They can't undo what they are doing, it's not bad nor good, it's something that is killing people hopes of this generation and world. They are becoming what they deny being, furries.

Its just terrible to see good people be ruined Because of this.

I pray to god they will stop and spare the cost of people, but they won't.

They cannot be reasoned with, the deny things like children, they think it's cool and edgy to like a kids show

They

Are

Sonic fags.

Congratulations MLP lovers, you have passed the worst part of the Internet. May god help you all

>>31645956
i really dislike this homosexual demonchild

>that feel when you have a dream about cuddling Twilight by the fireplace while she reads

and less confusing to me,
>that feel when she turns into a tank

>>31645968

Hey

you could do abstract art. You don't have to have a hardcore solid image of what you want. You absolutely HAVE to know the basics though, that's where dimensions and proportion comes to play

>>31645898
When I look at that image...

This is what I see.

>>31645974

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>>31645990
Well it's wrong

good try though?
but you lose
no prize

>>31645947
I have drawn. I used to practice drawing cartoon animals, and although I had a steady hand and decent lines, the results would make any right-thinking fan of art break down in tears. I did sketch a praying mantis that found its way into the house, back when I was ten.

I haven't practiced visualizing since a bad friend said his shitty drawing was better than mine. His drawing was of a Scotsman, and it was about this quality. (This pic is from a thread a month or two back, when someone posted their kid's art of the mane six' moments of madness.)

>>31645990
the picture clearly says it is rainbow dash, but that is not rainbow dash at all!

>>31645974

Creative?

Last night we had a lovely Cherilee thread. We need more of her.

>>31645974
>>>/v/117673740

>>31646010
If I only I had the MANLY, KATE MOSS CONFIDENCE to make that.

>>31645968
Not true! You can draw without having these skills at your instant command. Pay attention only to proportion and scale, and the brain does the rest automatically.

Anyone can draw, just like anyone can sing. It just takes practice. One way to get still images in your mind is to view an image, then close your eyes and see what you just saw.

>>31646025
>fucking either of them
neither of them are marshmallow ponies at all

>>31645988
why do artist try to emulate life so? that seems pointless, just drawing what people are already used to seeing

If Cheerilee was a unicorn, I can only imagine the adventures she would take her class on.

Good night! Good sleep!

>>31646058
I would watch Mrs. Cheerilee's Magic Schoolcart

>>31646025
>3dpd pony

>>31646038
Artists aren't cameras. It's foolish to try to be.
But unless you understand what things look like, you can't make things look the way you want them to look. And making things look real is the best way to master putting the things in your head onto the paper.

>>31646061
bye man, thanks for the pep

>>31646074
>3DPD
I knew we were just like /a/

>>31646038
>>31646038
They do it because life is more interesting than what shit goes through your head.

Also practicing lighting, and drawing other materials and objects from the real world make surreal art much better.

>>31646081
it's a simple idea.
>>31646025 isn't sexy. Dash is.

>>31646081

Oh god no!

>>31646078
No prob!

Oh, and the last dream I had before I woke this morning was this: I drove to a friend's house, where he was hosing down his RV. I parked and got out of the car, and his newest pony, which was a Rarity, jumped on my car and nuzzled my hand to get petted. I scratched her neck, and she rolled over, luxuriating in the feel of being petted.

And then the stupid alarm went off.

>>31646091
Anon, are you sexually attracted to hairy marshmallows?
It's okay, we won't judge.
Much.

MEANWHILE IN THE KINGDOM OF /V/.

>>>/v/117670533

WHY DO THESE PONIES HAVE SUCH HUGE FUCKING EYES?
ITS NOT NATURAL I TELL YOU!

>>31646114
Maybe. A little. A lot.
oh god what happened to me

>>31646118

In the land of /v/...not a video game in site

>>31646122
Large eyes cause a chemical reaction in our brains that make us want to take care of them.

Not a joke.

>>31646133
tell me more

>>31646118

Oh god what

>>31646133
BUT IT MAKES ME WANT TO VIOLATE THEM MERCILESSLY!

>>31646081

Jesus fuck no

Pinkie and Twilight aren't fucking retarded/overly perfect in the same goddamn way Yui and Mio are

>that feel when you genuinely feel that MLP has better writing characterization than K-ON

>>31646145
because you want to see her happy, and savour the look on her face when you finally collapse next to her, completely spent and unable to move another inch

>>31646138
It's part of an evolutionary biology thing. It's the same reason why we like bunnies, kittens, and puppies.

More children survived to reproduce when their parents were hard-wired to take care of them.

>>31646162

So thats why I get hard every time the googly-eye guy does his thing

>>31646122
>>31646133
>>31646138

It's called Neoteny, look it up. Being cute was in fact literally how baby dinosaurs got away from being eaten by their parents.

>>31646083
no I won't try to figure proper proportions of a thing that doesn't exist, nor will I try to cast it in light that behaves so mundanely as that of our universe

>>31646176

This picture is exceedingly frightening

>>31646113
damn man
goodnight I'm going too

Hey. Am KINDOF into the Furry/Pony trend but do not know where to start.
BTW - I come from; VP/V & R9K

>>31646215
>>>/hell/

>>31646215
We hate furries here.

>>31646215

>Furry/Pony
>/vp/

..oh, good one.

>>31646215

if you're into anthro, then fuck off.

>>31646181
One cannot create a poem if one does not speak a language.

>>31646215
>furry
I'm sorry, we only accept full pony or full human here, and nothing inbetween

>>31646232
then you are zoophiles or pedophiles in some cases

do not look at this

>>31646238

uh yeah. we know

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c&feature=feedlik

Did I say how fucking epic this is already?

>>31646238
Xenophillia is probably closer, they're sapient creatures, and the CMC are kids, you sick fuck

>>31646238
Xenophilia, my good man. Talking quadrupeds are no mere animals or beasts.

>>31646238

Still better than being a furry

yes, I'm aware of the irony, but I'm desperate for any dignity I can salvage here

>>31646232
>>31646227
>>31646225
>>31646224
>>31646222
I did say 'Furry/Pony'
/ = or

>>31646261

>mfw that's all I have left to hold onto, also

>>31646261
I know that feel
So long as I tell myself their have a coat of hair, not fur, it's okay
no shut up

you know what would be the best Mlp crossovers ever?
Unico meets Mlp, Kimba the white Lion meets mlp, and The amazing 3 meets Mlp.

>>31646259
Xenophilia? YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbiUIVuAL0Y

Holy shit, this is pretty fucking cool.

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>31646284
I still see potential in AT/MLP.

>>31646287

Rishathra, man.

Rishathra.

>>31646265

>/vp/ and namefagging

Yeah, you're still a faggot.

Can we stop talking about furries and other shit like that?

Let's talk about wether Tank will ever return or not.

>>31646287
well I mean, the mental attraction is obvious, but the physical attraction, at least for me, focusses very much on the unique parts of their anatomy like horns or wings, or just their general smooth unnatural shape, which I'm pretty sure is slap bang in the middle of xenophillia territory - attraction to the foreign or unknown

>>31646303
Hopefully all the pets will never come back

>>31646298
gonnaneedbothhands.png

>>31646303

>smooze approaches ponyville
>rainbow dash throws her indestructible pet into the oncoming wave at mach 10
>there were no survivors

>>31646311
Hey, but what about Gummy? And Winona was also cute, even if she's AJ's pet.

>>31646311
Eh, maybe Angel.

>>31646315
Except Dash, because Dash is invulnerable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQl4JhnhBEA&feature=related

Suddenly, Kirby ponies.

Dat Sweetie no.

>>31646328
And Pinkie Pie is immortal, she just took the form of a female pony to blend in.

>that feel when I'm supposed to wake up at 10 am to catch the "night" threads"
>that feel when it's now 13:30
Any news during the night?
Also what's going on ITT?

>>31646300
>/VP/ is for Pokemon fans
>Pokemon = Animals
>Ponies = Animals
Also, 'Namefagging'? Read the thread and look.
Yep here is my face.

>>31646338

we had a lot of shitposting for awhile.

i dont think anything important happened

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31646339
Can't you take a hint?

>>31646339

but ponies are sapient, and almost all pokemon aren't.

some are though, right?

>>31646346
Like this?

>>31646339
Twilight could hold a conversation, though.

>>31646346
Oh boy I laughed at that.

>>31646346
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>31646348
I'm not FULLY awake yet so no.

>>31646346
Alright.

>>31646346

If you say so. This thread needs moar smiles!

>>31646358
No, like this

>>31646339

holy shit, its a Dunmer!

>>31646371
>those eyes
it's like I'm staring into the abyss, and it's calling to me

>>31646346

when the shit are we going to see that song, anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r364h19dXio#!
Haha, time for some sutra!

>>31646358
Huh...well...a smile is a smile...

you could try again though

>>31646366
Oh, you missed me

>>31646377
I can't imagine it

>>31646376
just as planned

>mfw pathetic manchildren in this thread think they can stop the Smooze

Give it up you fucking retards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CnOysetlQw

>>31646377

remember this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C254xM30yGA

Wonder how much of that new leaked song will remain once the episode comes?

>>31646389
How about now?

how the fuck do you morons organize your damn pictures? i cant find shit anymore

>>31646332
>Suddenly, Kirby ponies.

>>31646392
>stop the smooze
nothing can stop the smooze, bro, I'm jumping onto Rainbow's back and letting her dash off

>>31646229
that's trying to make it look like things in life again

how did those shitty G1 ponies stop the smooze, anyway?

>>31646389
I LIVE FOR YOU

>>31646402
*ponyname*_description

>>31646406
Oh yeah? Well I'm jumping onto AJ's back and letting her j--

>>31646402
>implying we organize our pictures

>>31646381

thanks, sutrabro

you gotta find some new ones, though

>>31646402
I don't. My pony folder is a mess.

>>31646402
like so, a list of tags and then a number of duplicated tagsets

>>31646417
>I didn't save that picture

>>31646304
Horns I forget about. Wings only makes then seem more huggable. Granted I bet that half the people here don't even remember what a feathered bird wing feels like.

>>31646284
and here's why.
Unico is a unicorn who can go full on Alicorn with the power of friendship
Kimba is adorable
and the amazing three are amazing

>>31646417
Don't pretend you wouldn't like it.

>>31646412
In short? They didn't.

"The flutter ponies come to the rescue and destroy the Smooze with their magic, uncover the rainbow and drop the witches into the sticky goo. With all problems resolved, the ponies take the children back home."

Long story short: Flutter Ponies are ALWAYS a deus ex machina.

>>31646412
>G1
>shitty

>>31646399
With numbers you imbecile.

>>31646442

shit they were missing a rainbow?

sounds serious

>>31646402
Mane Six has the obvious sub-folders.

>>31646434
>remember what a feathered bird wing feels like
>remember
>implying I've ever touched a bird

>>31646451
>mfw i have over 4k pictures in utter chaos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYQbDtuqXeI

>>31646434
Wings are pretty darn huggable too, admittedly. I'd still love to give them a good massage and maybe a bit more with my tongue

>>31646451
Jesus

>>31646451

>mane six
>my fics
>Anthro
>G1-G3
>OCs

I don't like you.

>>31646445
I'm asking if my smile is better, not my trip YOU imbecile.

>>31646451
>my fics
>OC folder

>>31646466

Do you even lift?

>>31646460
Well I have, fledgling flyer fell to the ground. Very very soft, and sturdy too.

No wonder Dash flipped out.

Is it safe on /co/ to post ponies again?

I keep all my pictures in a folder called "pictures"

Another Rainbow episode coming up?

Will it be as bad as the pet episode?

>>31646472
One of exactly three pictures in the Anthro folder. The other two are just as cute.

>>31646495
What are you talking about, this episode wasn't bad, and it even had a great song!

>>31646485

sup faggot, long time no see

>>31646485
>>>/v/117676878
You already asked that faggot

>>31646474
>OC folder
I have a few pictures of OCs.

>>31646503
Yeah Ride of the Valkyries is a classic

>>31646500

ugh. horrible abominations.

there is no cute anthro

>2011
>haven't been to Equestria yet

>>31646449
it was literally covered by the smooze

>Pony folder starts off sfw
>about 1k images in
>porn
>porn everywhere

>>31646477
idk.

>>31646500
>anthro picture
>not horrifying or plastic

What depths of the internet did you plunder to find this?

>>31646520
>that feel when you have no porn in your pony folder at all because it's in your porn folder

>>31646509
Does a Weird Al pony really count as an OC, though?

>>31646509
Yeah, but what kind of OC's? There the good kind pic related and there's the OC sea of faggotry from ponychan.

>>31646525
Go the fuck away already you fucking faggot.

>>31646504
I've been playing vidya for a while.

>>31646533
>that feel when no porn folder
>i like to find new porn on the internet everytime

I am lurking.....ALWAYS

Annotated for convenience.

Can YOU spot my favorite character?

>>31646550
It's Dash

>>31646542
>And the rest is history

>>31646550
I think it might be that boring redneck whathername, am I right?

>>31646550
>WIndows xp

>>31646542

Yeah? vidya is my anti-pony too.

you still have that sync going?

also fuck. you've been here longer than me.

>>31646541
MAKE ME

>>31646541
>Lil' Pip
>An OC
he was in the show, man

This is as close as I come to a pony folder.

LOL

whos this guy>>31646582

lawl

>>31646593

some furfaggot from /vp/

>>31646577
I wonder what your favorite pony is.

>>31646599
Yeah I'm outa here

>>31646562
Everyone kinda left the synch, most are on Steam or Skype.

I miss the old days, though.

>>31646598
You are a really, really, really gigantic faggot aren't you?

>>31646573
>Oh, my name is LittlePip. Go figure. I was given the name because I was the youngest and the smallest, and even my mother had the good sense not to call me “Pipsqueak.

That little brat isn't Lil'pip. But I hear she will replace a certain orange pony from the Mane 6 somewhere between Season 2 and 3.

>>31646599
NOPE

>>31646610
Canon > Fanon, bro

damn it rarity stop creeping me out

6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>>31646614
I know, I came up with the name Dan for the rock but when canon said he was Tom, I let it go. But a man can dream...

>>31646619
What a contributing post that was.

hbkvsr

>>31646608

'Sup fag

where you been

>>31646608

yeah? I started going to the john freeman sync after all that drama, since you were always annoying about your rules

but that place ended up deserted and mostly inhabited by faggots, I think i checked up on it a few weeks ago, and they were all in filly

Oh well, I traded back up to the generals

>>31646627
>You
>Cute

Yah, nah. You're a cunt.

>>31646608
Blast from the past

>>31646641
>implying she isn't a cute cunt

>>31646608
I don't know who you are

I just found this in a folder.

>>31646654
>Implying she is

>>31646627
>RD
>Cute

Also why aren't my messages getting through?

>>31646638
Thought maybe I'd ask for more episodes/pony being played once Season 1 ended, due to school getting out and more bronies finding the show. I guess everyone wanted to watch forklift gore and Galo Sengen instead.

Now it's some game of who can piss off Yari first.

Shit sucks.

>>31646671
>Rainbow
>Not cute
she's almost as cute as she is pretty, and she's very pretty

>>31646673
Are you saying she isn't cute? Then go and rewatch Cutie Pox, and watch the scene where she is sleeping on the cloud. Also, anyone has a gif of that?

>>31646679

haha yeah. good times, man.

>>31646687
Dash is best pony

Any more sleeping pics?

>>31646692
hngggggg.gif

>>31646679

You are never in your synchtube lol

Also

>you still haven't gotten to see moophins draw in action

>>31646697
well, she does a lot of sleeping

>>31646697
>Dash is best pony

It's on nigga

I AM POST THESE PONES AND NONE WILL STOP ME

>>31646710
even fluttershy knows it

>>31646687
She's cute, sure, but she's not the cutest.

>>31646711
Who said we want to stop you? I don't...

>>31646710
Dash and Fluttershy's duet was great, but still, Dash is cooler, better, and radical. er.

She's cute, but man can she be a bitch.

>>31646716

Thats for damn sure

>>31646716
It's like you've never seen her sleep

>>31646716
but she is, because she'd hate it if she knew how cute she was being, and that'd make it even cuter

>>31646718
Nah, she's just a huge cunt

>>31646707
>>31646698
>>31646697
Sleeping Dash?

>>31646706

>muffins
>drawing anything with anyone

Dude is a mystery

>>31646687
True that bro.

>>31646736
sleepingest dash

>>31646724
What if we set the two cutest ponies together?

All dashfags are bronies

Post images or videos of your favorite scenes from the series.

This one is definitely way up there for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGXkcLJ6dU

>>31646729
Eh...

We talking about our folder arrangements?

>>31646627
Funny. There she actually looks cute.
Must be the bedroom eyes and the chest fluff.

>>31646755
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

>>31646738

Actually we draw together a lot. The guy is pretty awesome

>>31646755

I dunno about "all", but a good amount are.

>>31646760
>Blocking out your name.

Do you seriously believe we will track down an anonymous poster on 4chan based on his first name?

Who has time for such autism?

>>31646765
You like bed-eyes, don't you anon?

>>31646729
Dat split second shot with her in the sweater vest was almost too much.

>>31646757
Dash could get an "Eh!" out of me any day

>>31646752
Ya just don't get it guy

>>31646776
Kinda...

>>31646775
Different anon here. Better safe than sorry.

>>31646781
Fluttershy isn't cute. Shyness does not mean cuteness.

I don't know if any of my questers are online this early, but if you are, I'm still planning on starting this month's quest tonight at 8PM CST. As usual I'll pop in a little bit before the scheduled time just to make sure everyone's ready.

>>31646775
Holy fuck man calm down. I'm sorry if I've offended you in some way.

griffin. My name is griffin.

What's yours?

>>31646780
Hey, what if...

>>31646785

>>31646775

>Who has time for such autism?

I do stuff like that.

shit. what does this mean?

>>31646795
then it would be adorable

>>31646794

Say..

they don't call you griffy for short, do they?

>>31646706
I was in my synch almost every day during season 1, just wanted to take a little vidya break is all.

I'm always on YouTube, the only messages I get are: your synch is derping because MrChess or some brony did something.

>>31646789
Neither is being a dyke or a downie

>>31646794
>Holy fuck man calm down

Jesus man, calm down, no one's making accusations here. I was telling you to chill out, not flip out.

>>31646789
Fluttershy has both.

>>31646801
No they do not, and if they did I'd probably respectfully ask them to stop.

holy shit there's F:E music

so should I email moot saying I saw CloudFare error page?

>>31646801

>>31646824
No dude... don't.

I just ain't to be flexed with.

>>31646795
Flutters isnt radical enough.

>>31646806
Alright, alright. My bad.

I'm calm, okay? I'm calm. Everyone's calm here.

>>31646834
It's not about being radical, it's about the kindness.

>>31646794
And your last name starts with a K, right?

>>31646834
I'll admit, short-haired Fluttershy is kind of cute.

>>31646834
>Fluttershy with short hair
HNGGGGG

>>31646841
No, not at all.

>>31646836
>>31646806
HOLY FUCK THIS IS WAY TOO CALM.

>>31646844
a door a bull

Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

>>31646855

JESUS CHRIST HE'S GOT A GUN

>>31646840
.....uhuh.

>>31646863
Nice face ugly!

>>31646855

Drop the gun. Scumbag

So a contest we will see

>>31646855
Calmer than you are...

>>31646855
>>31646867
>>31646874
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

>>31646796
she looks kinda out of it there
but goddamn, I would

Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

>>31645497
If you're still here

>>31646874
I DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE CALM.

>>31646796
I need a pony do want picture.

>>31646884
Calmer than you are...

>>31646863
I like her singing voice.couldnt appreciate it before this ep.

>>31646840

>fluttershy gets laid.png

In the worllllld for meeeeeee

>>31646881
DUDE, COOL YOUR SHIT. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING CALM ENOUGH.

>>31646801

I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD.

>>31646886
She has her own collar, her own embroidered leash, a food bowl that holds exactly as much as she needs to eat, twice a day, and she'll never bite you, unless she thinks you're going to attack her

>>31646891
perfect timing

>>31646894
Since we are talking about ponies, not humanized...

May the games begiiiiiin

>>31646802

I was in there some too, I didin't have my own synchtube then so I just lurked as anon

Man, where have times gone

>>31646906

Not fast enough.

>>31646886
You called?

And may the best pet win!

>>31646916

SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH.

>>31646903
YOU DIDN'T GET THE REFERENCE YOU FAGGOT!

>>31646893
DUDE I AM GOING TO NEGOTIATE WITH YOU WHETHER YOU WANT ME TO OR NOT AND I AM CALM AS SHIT.

>>31646932
>>31646933
lolwut

>>31646924
Contest over

>implying you wouldn't be Fluttershy's pet

>>31646944
Did my picture turn into griffy for a second? Was that just my imagination?

>>31646933
>>31646932
my god

>>31646916
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/16/Engineer_dominationscout10.wav

>>31646949
>Implying you wouldn't be set for life

>>31646953
>>31646944
It's a glitch.Relax.

>>31646949
No, I would not be anybody's or pony's pet.
Well maybe for a night...

>>31646952

SMILE
SMILE
SMILE

I love that song

>>31646933

I got it but didn't say anything because continuing the line wouldn't have made any sense

>>31646949
I never implied that. I never implied that at all. Let's be honest, in a society that treats other sapient beings like pets just because they aren't pony shaped, it's the closest we'd get to them loving us as equals

I don't suppose miLes drew anything previously?

>>31646933
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I AIN'T GOT TIME TO CATCH EVERY LITTLE REFERENCE THROWN OFFHANDEDLY INTO EVERY MLPG.

>>31646949
Hmm...
This gives me lucid dreaming ideas.

>>31646962
>>31646966
Why? Why me, God, Why me? Maybe... Maybe I am Griffy

>>31646983

I knew it all along

>>31646966

SURPRISE

>>31646988
Then why didn't you tell me?

>>31646990

So when is weaver going to make funny stuff again?

>>31646980
What, like Fluttershy taking you for a walk around town, giving you time to talk to all of your fellow humans while their owners take them for walks too, before she takes you home and gives you your tea, before you curl up next to her while she tends to some sick animals?

>>31646996

Wheres the fun in that, bro?

>>31646996
We want you to SUFFER! MWAHAHAHAH

>>31646990

>>31647003
>>31647005
But now that I'm Griffy, do I have to change something? Do I need to like Gilda or what?

>>31647010
>that sound she makes...

All my faps, take them

>>31647000
Better and better.
Or I could just go and shout people to death, as I did last time.

>>31647014

You have to let NTSTS and I fuck you in the asshole every single night.

>>31646997

when did he start?

>>31646717
I tried to post the one bed one that's almost 3 MG but couldn't
I wish there was more

>>31646895

Nopony, you can't come in here waving a gun around and shit. These guys are pacifists.

>>31647023
oh you

>>31646717
from the thumbnail i thought it was a pony riding on a horse, what...

>>31647014
Do you have to fuck Nyx

>>31647018
but that's so violent, fluttershy would never approve. And if Fluttershy doesn't approve, you're going to stop doing it, because she has responsibility for you now. She'll drag you home and shout at you, before seeing you've learned your lesson and starting to scratch your belly
You're still sleeping in your cage tonight, bad people don't get to lie next to good ponies

>>31647017
What sound?
>>31647045
Should. Not. Boner. I don't even like the whole idea.

>>31647021
Okay, I think I'll just stay as Nopony then.

>>31647031
Pacifism is not... look at the current situation with that ponyfucker on EQD. Pacifism is not something to hide behind!

>>31647045
I'm a god, I'll do what I want.
That sounds nice.

>>31647045

i've probably got like 100 pounds on fluttershy, she cant make me do shit

>>31647059
She doesn't care if you're Celestia herself, you're her responsibility, and you doing bad things reflects badly on her. Don't push it, mister, or she'll have to punish you more than just a bit of shouting. You really need to get these ideas of self-importance out of your head, you're hers, you do as she says.

>>31647052
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7UCPxNMFNA&t=8m8s

>>31647059
Actuallu, fuck that, I'm going to Skyrim.
Fluttershy can be my horse.

>>31647041
I would fuck that piece of shit with a 88' Flak gun up her ass then pull the trigger

Want a new thread?

>>31647084
Maybe I can be your horse tonight?

>>31647084
>implying the ponies are big enough to ride

>>31647070
>Implying she couldn't just stare you into submission
>implying you wouldn't like it.

>>31647086

images are for the illiterate

>>31647086
No. This is the last pony thread ever.

>>31647070
Do what she says and you can keep your mind, and at least enjoy the benefits of two good meals a day, a place to stay, and a loving owner

>>31647092
What he meant to say is of course you retard.

>>31647090

surely the stare doesn't work on the sapient

i'm smarter than she is.

>>31647098
Nope. Last pony thread. Post pony like it's going out of style.

>>31647100
>implying dragons aren't sapient
Its lived for a long fucking time, it's most likely a lot smarter than you or I. It was hers, you would be too.

>>31647100
We need to have FS stare Pinkie down or something.

>>31647097

>implying mindwipes aren't my fetish

>>31647107
>implying anything can stop Pinkie Pie

>>31647088
>implying I can't alter her size to my needs

>>31647100
It was implied it could work on the CMC, wasn't it? It's not very well understood though, even by Fluttershy herself, so who knows.

>>31647106

she didn't order the dragon around though, didn't she just get it to reconsider itself?

best pony

>>31647109
>implying buttwipes aren't your fetish

>>31647109
>implying you wouldn't prefer it if she only fucked with your mind enough to make you obey, rather than forcing all thoughts she doesn't like from your head

>>31647121

ew no.

butts are gross

>>31647116
she shouted that thing down and made it apologise for Dash kicking it in the face. A proud beast, standing there openly weeping in front of her.

>>31647126
>not digging into marshmallow pony butthole as she squirmed and squealed
really?

>>31647132

well yeah, he was probably really embarrassed about being a dick. and fluttershy was very persuasive.

But it wasn't as effective as it was against the chickens, theres got to be a limit to its power

>>31647086

What's your email address, dude? I've got something I was talking to Shockwave about and I want your opinion on it.

But seriously, I gotta choose what to dream about tonight.
0-4 is non-pony, 5-9 is pony, dubs are this pet thing.
Let's see how this goes.

>>31647149

Yeah dude, its ironic, considering all the disgusting fetishistic things i've jerked off to, but anal play is just.. not hot

>>31647151
I dunno, that dragon was all set to, at very least, very firmly say "No, I'm not moving". It may not have simply backed away, but it was still a pretty powerful effect, and the dragon never did come back, which it might do were it a weak or temporary effect

>>31647160
I know that feel
>Mindfucking
awesome
>Assfucking
ew

>>31647158

bullshit you can choose your dreams that easily

i meditated for like 40 minutes on chilling in a forest as I fell asleep, and the only fragment of a dream i remember is ordering food at a fast food drive through.

i call bullshit.

Well, back to Skyrim I guess!

>>31647157
You can usually get me at this address.

>>31647149
Well depends, if there's scat involved then it's always a big NO!

>>31647164

shit man.

that makes the stare even more powerful if hes not under direct control

its just, all of a sudden he realizes his mistakes and his attitude changes. he THINKS he made the conscious decision. fuckin FS is OP

>>31647025
hnnng what is going on there?

>>31647176
I'm a pretty experienced lucid dreamer. I've been doing it for about 3 years now.

>>31647197
and that's exactly why any of us would make a very good pet for her. Because she made us that way.

>>31647201
How do?

>>31647204

shit.

of course if she ever slipped up, years of mindfuck induced PTSD would erupt and we'd be completely crazy

I COULD DIE FOR YOU MLPG! OH THIS LIFE I CHOOSE!

New thread where

>>31647204
And that is just why this whole discussion disgusts me.

>>31647205
Reality checks, stable sleeping schedule, dream journal.

>>31647228

your fetish is weirder than mine.

freak.