Welcome to the Ha-Hacienda. Don't forget your coat and hat as you come in - the dress code is strictly observed.
Ponies don't wear clothes, stoopit.
>>31636673Very well.
HOOK HALBERD WAS HEREALL OTHER MELEE WEAPONS ARE FAGETS
>While taking her for a walk, you will never get Pinki Pie to stop barking at everything she lays her eyes on
Posting in a monocle thread.
>>31638860>Implying the warhammer with a jet engine attached to the back of it is a faget.
>>31638893...So...DeDeDe's barrel hammer?
I'm a pony.DON'T HIT ON ME, SILLY PRIMATES~
>>31638859> "Peg, I don' wanna have sex."> "But AAAAALL---"This is why Lyra isn't allowed to choose what they do for cos-play night any more.
>>31638875JUST FOR YOU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw
>>31638875Good thing I love her cute little barks.And even better that she only has eyes for me
Attire is quite important, yes?
godommot deafyou keep fucking up
>>31638876in the thumbnail, I thought she was smoking a big fatty
I'm disappointed in my video. >Picture Relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIkdJSCkEQ
>>31638785or just a regular one?
>>31638922> petplay ponies... Plausible. Maybe the whole bridle thing is a huge kink for some folks.
>>31638875>Pinkie Pie>As my dog.Dude, you have no idea how much she reminds me of my old dog.Why must you open up old wounds, anon?
>>31638945is rarity supposed to be using a nailgun from quake?
pinkie pieflamethrower
>>31638928What'd he do this time?
>>31638966>Spitfire fart-thrower Pyro Pinkie picture
>>31638916I really shouldn't have listened to more than 10 seconds of that
All this talk about classy ponies...Anyone have that .gif of Applebloom fencing?
>>31638961don't be stupid.that's the super nailgun.
>>31638966Fluttershy would enter battle with a tower shield on each arm
>>31639005I am horrified that they have wrists
If a poni poops in a forrest and noponi is around to see it, does everyponi know it was Sweetie Belle?
>>31639024DOVAHKIINDOVAHKIIN
>>31639050Ponies and horses have a joint right above their hooves.
>>31639062>tower shield on each arm>SkyrimPick one.
>>31639062If she was playing Skyrim then>pic related
Wah! What are we going to do on the bed, Dinky?
>>31639060And thats why the everfree forrest is so big and strong
I'm looking for the Pony Quest finale, does anyone have links?
>>31639024
>>31639108I got your link right here.
See this, what do?
>>31639122Tell her to hit the gym, her stomach is starting to bulge.
>>31639122APPLEJACK GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!
>>31639101You know damn well what they're going to do on the bed
>>31639122>image title
>>31639122Applejack, you're almost as fat as your friend RD.
>>31639136.....brush our teeth?
>>31639122"Oh come on now, you've caught me doing worse."
>>31639134>every pony is fat pony
>>31639136sing about shiny teeth
>>31639169Everyone's pregnant
>>31639169Makes me wonder, what does a skinny pony look like?
>>31639183filly fluttershy.jpg
>>31639136get a dental plan?
>>31639145>shipping
>>31639181Dose anyone have that comic with the Flash and the last panel is EVERYONES PREGNANT?
>>31639194Dinky needs braces!
>>31639197>Homosexuality will never be accepted to the point of funny shenanigans happening like this in the actual show.
>>31639193>implying Fluttershy isn't a silly fat little filly
>>31639194>Dinky needs braces!
>>31639230
Element of honesty
>>31639250She can't help it, Twilight follows everything by the book, even if it means letting her friends down.
>>31639216>>31639237DENTAL PLAN!
>>31639247>twelve-legged-fluttershy.gif
>>31639194
>>31639250Not sure if this drawing is more furfaggy or weeabooy.
>>31639247
>>31639108Wait, there's been another one? Which one are you talking about?
Which pony is Twilight most likely to telefrag?
>>31639291Well, to give you more info, this pic crops out the OC what was in the original.
>>31639309Applejack.
>>31639222No, just not in the next few years while this show is still running.
>>31639309Herself. Oneday she'll screw up and accidentally reappear inside out
>>31639309Granny tries to get telefragged on purpose
>>31639310Original please, I kind of like laughing at faggotry.
a Dash
A wizened old man in robes approaches you, and offers you a devil's bargain:You can enter the MLP universe, and you can choose whether to become a pony (and which type) or stay human. However, Tim Buckley also enters with you and you have to have oral sex with him at least once a week to be able to stay.Would you?
you guys have seen this right?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c&feature=feedu
>>31639358>Live in the MLP universeWhy would anyone want to do that?
>>31639355
>>31639358... No. I have my reasons, most of them Tim Buckley.
>>31639358Thats not even a remotely fair deal
>>31639355DUBS
>>31639358Why do you keep making such stupid scenarios?
>>31639393>>31639383>>31639384Ok then, you also get Episode 3 released.
>>31639353Tank is best pet.When he was lifting that rock off AJ, and when it showed him carrying her across the finish-line, I heard this song in my head.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GopzpFJm4LQ
>>31639390SINGLES!
>>31639369>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c&feature=feeduYou know, the first time I heard I didn't really like itBut there's a charm to it I can't explain
>>31639358Ugh if only it was like, living with Buckley, or discussing politics with Buckley daily. Nothing is worth fellating him. I wouldn't a Buckley, for any bargain.
>>31639390
>think about all the sick fucks here>realize this is 4chan>realize that this is nothing compared to small parts of other fandom>realize that also most of them are probably trolling>remember that 20's cartoon>remember that expensive as fuck members only restaurant where you rape your food or something like thatHumans have no fucking right to define normal or consider something else being sick and disgusting
>>31639390>caring about post numbersI sure hope you fillies don't do this
>>31639404>Episode 3>Not Half Life 3Again, not even worth it. Maybe if I had to be in the same room as him, but if I get within arms reach the deals off
>>31639415I have always wanted to go there>>31639416Faceless would you go with me?
>>31639415>remember that expensive as fuck members only restaurant where you rape your food or something like thatWhat is this?
>>31639416>fillies>not coltsYeah you keep dreaming that dream, bub.
>>31639415That's why I let the machine do it. And just because outliers exist doesn't mean there isn't a mean value.
How about this scenario:You can have any one of the main 6 become humanized and your girlfriend BUT every day at midnight she turns into an actual, unsentient real-world pony until the sun risesORYou can have any one of the main 6 as your girlfriend, but YOU turn into an actual unsentient pony every night at midnight up until the sun rises.
>>31639415
>>31639416Numbers.Are.EVERYTHING.
"Hey Applejack, what'chall watchi-"...""I think I'll go play with Sweetie and Scootaloo now."
>>31639467No deal. My girlfriend would get jealous.
>>31639449It's in China. You can order any good-sized animal, you can fuck it and then they cook it for you.
>>31639449It's a rumored sex club. You can have sex with the animal of your choice, which is then slaughtered and prepared for your consumption.While-you-wait, even.I think they're right, "sick bastards liking some obscure furry porn" really has nothing on shit "normal" people do if they have lots of money.
>>31639416>applying value to randomly generated numbersThose poor plebs.
>>31639489There's another in Tokyo.Can we talk ponies now maybe?
>>31639477dat crt television screen
>>31639467The first one, but maybe if it was more of a full moon sort of thingWerepony
>>31639446>raping the fooduhnowhy would you even consider that I would be a viable option>>31639453>Oversaturating ponyville by being colts>Teen pregnancies, Teen pregnancies everywheregenderbent lesbian TF equestrian masterrace
>>31639493Human race, you disappoint me.
>>31639477Oh wow.Dubs.
>>31639145I wish I had a sister
>>31639503>Roasted BreadCome on, it's not even Wednesday yet.
>>31639467Second one is more fair; I'm the one making the choice moralfaggotry etc etc etc.More importantly, it would probably sort my insomnia
>>31639516do you really believe sexing animals is always rape? the killing and cooking part is more along the lines of rape than anything else.
>>31639545I see a lot of mac coming onto applejack with the incest. where's all the comics with AJ coming onto MAC!
>>31639545... Okay, can I ask this? Please?Is there really any good Applecest fanfic out there? Please someone say there is.
>>31639545*inhale*HAAAAAAATE YOU
is this official thread? where is the marker
>>31639493How fucking rich do you have to be when you seriously think to yourself, "Hmm, I think I'll fuck and animal, then eat it?"Holy shit, my mind has been blown so hard right now.
>>31639545You wouldn't want to have sex with her
>>31639559No, stop asking.
>>31639559Nah, all the applecest fans are just faking it.
>>31639558In my head.
>>31639573Exclusivity can make people do silly willy things.
>>31639493>you will never be rich enough to fuck and then eat a horse that has been dressed up to look like Fluttershy
Who would win in a fight between Lyra and Derpy?
>>31639573I'm imagining somewhere between Richard Branson and Tony Stark.But please, please, can we talk ponies?
>>31639585In other words, he wants a name or link.
>>31639559caramacjack and that one where they're little
>>31639559I wish. None that I've read so far.
>>31639602Only lesbian ponies.
>>31639601There will be no survivors
>>31639612"Pony bitches."
>>31639622I'm game for any ponies.
>>31639612"adsfjkl;ajkd;lasdfjkll;"
>>31639573venison is very good you don't have to be rich at all
>>31639612"In January 1356, the Diet of Nurembug was convened to begin the first discussion of Charles IV's Golden Bull.
>>31639612"Oh man, I gotta fart super bad"
>>31639612"20 year olds, dude.""I love NOTHING more than a mindfuck and a miscegenation in the morning.""D-don't forget the balls, Applejack, or I'll forget to give you the morning after pill. (I might do that anyway, I just r-r-oll like th-that MY you are talented Twilight.)"
>>31639612"Confound these ponies, they drive me to spurt!"
>>31639557You're equating murder to sexual assault there, bro.
>>31639600>Fluttershy>not Trixie
>>31639632Ok, what kind of pets do you think the CMC have?
>>31639558
>>31639600>You will never travel to the pony universe, and befriend Applejack to gain her trust, before inviting her out to the Everfree Forest alone, pushing her into a patch of Poison Joke, and swallowing her alive.
>>31639698Big Mac is the worst brother.
>>31639692-obligatory Scootaloo has a pet chicken post-And Sweetie Belle has the only thing she can care for correctly: a rock.
>>31639692Scootaloo painted a bowl green and gave it balloon legs so she could pretend its Tank
>>31639676it is still going against a being's will
I was bored so I threw this together, dont ask me why.warning do not click unless you like badly drawn OC porn1/5
>>31639692Scootaloo would have a pet dwarf chicken.Sweetie Belle probably has a goldfish.Applebloom has a teeny pot-bellied pig!
>>31639692Applebloom has a chicken, Scootaloo has a sentient marshmallow, and Sweetie has an...ah, I got nothin'.
>>31639713Sorry, but the rock is already taken
>>316397130/10
>>31639358Goddammit I hate you. I can't stop thinking about this.
>>316397192/5
>>31639612"The Concordat of Worms was created primarily because of the controversy of Lay Investiture, in which secular rulers wished to meddle in Church Affairs."
>>31639304The "second" one, but don't worry, it took me another half hour of checking each individual thread, but I found it.
>>31639719I didn't know there were people out there who hated madmax.
>>31639734>>31639719Kill yourself.
>>31639719thank youno matter the quality I will fap to this
>>31639720>Sweetie Belle probably has a goldfish.>Applebloom has a teeny pot-bellied pig!HNNNNNNNNNG! Sargent goldscales.
>>31639589Woah woah hold up is that the original googly eyes picture?
>>316397343/5
>>31639719oh my! Please stop! Nooooo!
DOES SPIKEMAIL IMPLEMENT POP3?
>>316397704/5
>>31639777Rainbow Dash cried out in pain, but the botox made it look like she was smiling
>>31639760I was thinking the Goldfish is named "Bubbles," but Scootaloo wants to call it DANGER DOLPHIN (species be damned, it DOES sound cool.) It's an argument they still have on occasion.
>>31639734The cock in the left panel hangs down further than the edge of the dress in the right panel. I shouldn't even have to explain why this completely destroys the believability of you're image sir. 4/10, fix this glaring error
>>316397865/5
>>31639733>comeon anon, let's go to ponyville. It'll be fun!>I can pretend to be your favourite pony if you want...
>>31639793I will suck the dick of the first person who draws this scene. It's just too cute.
>>31639793Yea bubbles is more cute, Sargent Goldscales is something Dash will use.What about the pig?
>>31639814What if it is Tim Buckley?
>>31639719>>31639734>>31639770>>31639786>>31639803
>>31639803>>31639786>>31639770>>31639734>>31639719HEUUURGHALHLGHARHBHGHRAGARGHARGALHLHAGFFLHFFFFFFLFAHLGARGLHGALH OH GOD I'M JUST VOMITING BUBBLES NOWHRALGLHHHHHFFHLAGLGHL
>>31639814and the goldfish looks like Bubbles from PPG
>>31639806a game of PRETEND you say?
>>31639821LIONEL, because he's a cute little piggie who loves his corn. Applebloom is proud of him, even prouder because he's totally unflappable.The weekend they decided to put on their own circus to get 'carnival ride cutie marks,' that pig was shot out of more canons and trebuchets than a pig ought to take.Don't fear. Applebloom rewarded him with many pies.
>>31639719>>31639734>>31639770>>31639786>>31639803>mfw that actually made my dick move a little
>>31639718I'd say death is a sight more severe than rape.
>>31639751>implying madmax horse isnt my waifu who i fap to often
So what do you guys think the main 6 are doing right now. Do you think they're filming season 3 already? taking some time off? do they take breaks in between. i'm not to sure how production is handled for this show.
>>31639358I wouldn't want to subjugate Equestria to his madness. I'll have to stay in this world. For the greater good.
>>31639738Are you that guy who hangs out in MLPG to talk about the HRE?I'm taking a class on the HRE. Hello.
>>31639869> remembering uncomfortably the first time I wore a dressYyyyyyyyyyeah, it worked out kind of like that. POORLY.
>>31639871I'd rather die than be defied
>>31639862Oh god i need art of this and the goldfish.
>>31639898Sounds like an opinion to me.
>>31639873I can't believe how disrespectful this community is that it can't make any decent madmax 34
>>31639877I'd assume sleeping, if Equestrian time is anything close to EST.
>>31639877Have we not had a 'MLP is a show in the universe it takes place in' story yet? I certainly haven't read one... maybe I'm not looking hard enough.
>>31639719>>31639734>>31639770>>31639786>>31639803Jesus fuck, why would anyone do this? Oh yeah, it's the MLP fanbase.
>>31639908
>>31639898Well, then I'll defy you right now. Ready to go kill yourself?NO U.Do it fag, and post pics or gtfo.
>>31639936What timezone is studio B in, I would like to guess that one
>>31639940She says that because she slips growth suppressants in his food every night.
>>31639916And yet there is all that Faust OC 34 out there>>31639936I haven't read any of the sort no... You could always write one
>>31639719>>31639734>>31639770>>31639786>>31639803I'm sexually confused now
>>31639949I think it's because that person's fucked up. Also, MLP.
>>31639936We had those threads, like, 2-3 months into the fandom.They were pretty good. You know, back when people used to actually collaborate on funny/cool ideas and talk about amusing stuff about the show instead of pony sex 24/7.Sorry to be bitching about this again but you made me nostalgia for the old days.
>>31639936They have fans. They have some public narrative of their encounter with Nightmare Moon, even some stained-glass windows of the events.There have to at least be a few books or leaflets floating around regarding the Gang. It's only a matter of time before they meet some fans from way out of town who are a little too ... well ...... Fannish.
>>31639814You may begin
>>31639814>>31639826>What if it is Tim Buckley?
>>31639960Or she just knows Spike smokes alot
>>31639940
>>31639984>>31639987... My idea just got turned into fanart?Hhhoooooooly shit. I feel like contributing again!
>>31639984>beaten by mere secondsFUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U FUK U
>>31639984>>31639987artrequestfulfillmentmind
>>31640009
>>31639977I remember that Twilight was just another teen actor, but she was trying to be as smart as the character she portrayed.Spike was one of those really spoiled kid actors.
aahn...this stupid dick of mine...
>>31639960Damn you and your Simspons references.
>>31640025You can tell by this panel that Spike is already tired of Twilights shit.
>>31640014>>31639984
>>31640027I see Applejack being a real cunt outside of the show. Real full of herself.
>>31639977>2-3 months ago>back when anything good happenedSo are we just gonna keep moving the line up of when the threads "turned to shit"?
>>31640025
>>31640027I'm glad someone remembers.
>>31640034What's the other extra B for
>>31640056I said "2-3 months into"Not 2-3 months ago
>>31640033> this thread> that series about wearing a dress with a cock> THAT THOUGHTGod but does this ever make me think of high school. I can't really fit into a nice flowy dress any more, which is why I go gender-neuter for most of my clothes, but damn.Damn that felt good, looking like and feeling like a girl back then. Maybe it's time to lose some weight.Captcha: awface stations
>>31640034Bring your own Barbeque Barbeque ?
>>31640058
>>31640061Bring your own BBQBBBQ
>>31640066Ah, good goodI misread.
>>31640061"Backyard" I think.
>>31639897I'm not gay, but I've always wanted to know what it's like to wear a dress. Apparently they can make you feel pretty sexy?
>>31640034Typo
>>31640083Quit being a pussy and try one on. Feels good, man.
>>31640074
>>31640071BYOB is usually "bring your own booze", but BYOBB is meaningless. I dunno what THAT extra B is for.
>>31640083>hasnt fapped while wearing sisters dress and pantiesfuckin casuals
>>31640054AJ's was really funny. She was dating Big Mac. Remember, they're both just actors, so its fine. But people keep throwing them looks when they hang out together.And Faust has the the bags under her eyes as she tries to keep everything in order.
>>31640101
>>31640083They can, but guys and most girls usually have to into a lot of makeup to be pretty.
>>31640083It really does. It was cross-dress day and I had to think of Janet Reno as hard as I possibly could. Nothing quite like being unsure about your gender but well-endowed: terrible.Fuck, that was ... four years, sixty pounds ago? Damn. Damn damn damn damn damn damn.
>>31640116
>>31640142
>>31640112No. No no no no no. Also my sister is like half my size just like everybody else, why I am so gigant
>>31639955but that didn't defy meI don't ask or expect anything of anybody so it doesn't really happen
Suddenly: crossdressing general.Nothing against it, I can enjoy a good trap as much as the next guy, but damn. The mlpg is hella diverse.
>>31640152
>>31640116I CANNOT TAKE THIS FEELING.
>>31640083>never crossdressedYou should try it dude.
>crossdressing generalYou know what, fuck this. How ponies get turned into this is beyond me; I'll see you guys when the next episode airs.
Never tried a dress, but sometimes I wear a towel around my waist naked. Feels like a dress to me.
>>31640113Link?
>>31640180sounds like a good plan, see ya later
>>31640193That's a kilt, mah boi. Done in the proper Irish fashion of wearing nothing at all underneath it.
>>31640154Big Mac probably feels the same way
>>31640180Alright, see you tomorrow. You know it's true. You think these threads have done something you just can't live with until 'the next big fandom thing,' but it draws you back in. The topics veer as far from ponies as can be imagined but yet you still wait for your updater to refresh, or a good old F5.It'll cycle back to ponies momentarily, and you'll be back sooner than you expected.
Has MLPG ever delved into crossdressing general before? I mean we've had vidya, music, even autism general...
>>31640171Fuck You :'(
>>31640170More like 100% autistic sexual deviants who can't understand what is appropriate to talk about in a certain setting or find the proper place to discuss their sexuality.These threads need a massive ban wave. I'm not even kidding. Pony threads haven't been even marginally about ponies in weeks. This is about as bad as /b/ threads used to be. I remember when we used to be able to say, "Well at least we're not like /b/"Well guess what. Now we fucking are. Good job.
>>31640237We all know everyone here wants to be little girls. Why else would we watch cartoon ponies?
>>31640171>>31640152>>31640142>>31640116Well, that hurt, thanks anonI guess I am still human.
>>31640237You know, I'm still upset that we didn't have a general dedicated to making fun of Luna. Is it because it felt too much like laughing at the retarded?
>>31640248Ponychan is that way>>>/ponychan/
>>31640110That's a typo.
>>31640213Sorry, I'm just operating on what I remember from back in the old days.Have some practice art.
>>31640248> 100% autisticI don't think that word means remotely what you think it means.
>>31640248>AutisticThere's that buzzword again.
>>31640280>NTSTS>NOT playing SKyrimStars must be alined or some shit
>Crossdressing generalFUCK THAT NEW TOPIC:WHICH PONY WOULD MOST LIKELY TO BE A CULTIST OF LORD DAGON?
>>31640270Pinkie Pie confirmed for immortal just like Tom Bombidil.
>>31640280it's like they don't even watch the show
>>31640170>mfw enjoying traps is a standard among men.
>>31640262Anytime, anon. Any time.
>>31640298I even heard he is writing again!
>>31640215
>>31640255I don't. Though sometimes I want to drop out of college and become a boxer. It's a strange feeling.
>>31640235>see you tommorow...It's true...I need my pony fix...
>>31640329
>>31640297I'm actually using it correctly, though, as in, "People who have no understanding of social conventions or proper behavior.">>31640279Yeah, go fuck yourself.
>>31640299The Daedric prince, the fertility god or one of the others?
>>31640335Sometimes i want to drop out of school and just draw all day. fuck engineering
>>31640248> "Well at least we're not like /b/"No, not we aren't, because neither are we spouting forth as many macros as we can, nor are we doing DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS DUBS threads and running through 152 image slots in ten minutes.Sometimes I get frustrated we talk more /vidja/ than ponies, and all the >rape and > violation stuff gets weird, but if I can't sit through things I don't like patiently and wait for things to get a little better sans tantrum, I need to go sit at the kids table.I believe in that case the kid's table is Ponychan.
>>31640299OH HAI DAFTY
TURTLE POWER!
>>31640364Oh my goodness, are you me?!
>>31640329Skyrim fanfiction about his aragonian waifu doesn't count
>>31640347Dont do this to me...
>>31640357>4chan>correct use of anything>>>/ponychan/>>31640366Speaking of dubs...
>>31640302
>>31640323That's 4chan's hipsters for you. Back in the day all we had was Bridget, and we liked it.
>>31640382Do what?
>>31640367HELLO ANONYMOUS.
>>31640298>>31640329>>31640347>>31640381What are you guys even doing?
>>31640381Oh man is NTSTS doing Lusty Argonian Maid fics
>>31640302Zecora is more like BombadilLives in the forest, magical powers, doesn't give a fuck
>>31640357>>31640248>who can't understand what is appropriate to talk about in a certain setting or find the proper place to discuss their sexuality.where else but an anonymous image board?
>>31640417Waiting for your fics?
>>31640364I don't think I'd have the patience to draw all day. Fighting though...I dunno, there's something about fighting for a living that just appeals to me. But then I remember the whole "permanent brain damage, die at 60" thing. And I'd undoubtedly be a heavyweight, so most fights'd probably end in knockouts.
>>31640366It is, but feel free to steer the conversation away.I sometimes find the best way to steer conversations away from rape is to just not post for a while (which is a bit depressing), but you'd probably be able to do it by bringing something else up.
Why do you guys hate Lyra? She wuvs you :C
>>31640417NTSTS, tell us about your argonian waifu.
>>31640417>the sage is puzzled over his cult of personality
And then spike was the gays
>>31640444>Argonian waifu>Not the talking dogFucking casuals.
>>31640453>>31640444>>31640431Seriously, what?um, thanks, i guess?
>>31640459>it goes something like this
why wont maiq marry me
>>31640427Except she's not insane, and has had fanon even near the beginning of her being a force of nature that has existed even before the gods themselves.
>>31640435>hate lyrawere are you getting this false information?
>>31640434Well, I'd help direct conversation a little more, but I'm getting tired of > you have a cock? anon showing up and derailing the thread in a worse way.I'll take the sidelines instead of risking creating a worse General.
>>31640435>Why do you guys hate Lyra?Nigga please.
>implying music is good
>>31640473Its too hard to understand? I want your fics!
>>31640433man, fuck that brain damage thing. I would love boxing as a hobby, but god damn, Imn not getting punched repeatedly in the head. I like being able to think, and intend to continue doing it.
>>31640494>>31640473ALL the fics
>>31640488I have to said penis-anon make me laugh some times.Dide he really send pics of his penis to you?
>>31640492http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0MwvOJEBOM
>>31640435
>>31640435I don't hate Lyra. I like her.
>>31640488There's an easy way out of this tiring situation, friend. And I think you know what that is.
>>31640523http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDjlzUVsAZA&feature=related
>>31640519If he did, they're in my Gmail filter. Now they've moved on to asking about my 'penis status'. It's as far from pony discussion as you can get, so ...
>>31640366>>31640434>>31640488Yeah, that's about how I feel when threads degrade into things like pony fetishes, alcohol, pony waifus, and other lousy topics.
>>31639908>>31639908Trixie is a very pretty poneI haven't seen new Trixie pics in a while, thank you. that pic makes me want to hug her and tell her it's okay she can stay at my place. I'd cook her dinner, but no sexy stuff though
>>31640523doodle or die general?
>>31640523That's a real toe tapper.
Alright, enough off-topicness. Let's get on the discuss ponies,,,
>>31640561Sounds like the general isn't for you. May I suggest ponychan? I hear they have riveting topics that you could indulge in for days on end.
>>31640585I would dance with a well-dressed lyra.
>>31640552I like using my name, and if I didn't use a trip, my name would be up for grabs. I comment as anon sometimes, but moreover I figure I should start > contributing with my namesake.Sometimes that means not saying anything at all, or only plying a few responses or setting up a > pony question for the thread.
>>31640559Give us a pony topic.
>>31640585PONIES ARE STUPIDSERIOUSLYHAVE YOU SEEN THEIR SCHOOLS?
>>31640568>liking trixie>on /co/tread carefully, you might get seth fueled nerdrage and peggy hill comparisons.
I am really looking forward to next week episode because I think it will be rife with background pony interactions as they deal with the masked mare
>>31640588May I suggest you go fuck yourself?
>>31640523http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1i3jsDggHY
>>31640561Steer them away, but don't make a big deal out of it. If you make it obvious you're trying to change things, people will resist.
my hard drive crashed and this is the only pony picture i have nowit's okay though this is the only one i'll ever need
>>31640614That's not the solution I had in mind.Just tell us.If it turns out you don't have a cock, nobody will think any less of you, I promise.
>>31640620Fuck you buddy, pony school is best education there is
>>31640435Cus she wasn't drawn to be cared about. Here was Lyra's brainstorming session *preparatory cough* :-Anyone got any ideas for background character cutiemarks? I'm out.-Uhhhh lets see we've done Plants and some tools and ... how about instruments or something.-Sounds good, Jose, get on that.END
>>31640620DERE BEING OPPRESSED BY THE WHITE MAN.
>>31640675I will think much less of 'her' because if she's a guy, she's just another guy.
>not loving Lyrahow does one even
>>31640646
>>31640680Well.. You sure have made it far without hands.. or magic.
>>31640619Hmm. Pony topic.So the holidays are coming up and there's all manner of pie -- whoopie pie, caramel-cake pie, ice cream cake -- what pony do you think MOST LOVES WHAT traditional pie?I think Rarity goes absolutely topsy for sweet potato casserole pie with brown sugar crumbles and (dare she say it) KOOL-WHIP.She tries so very very hard to keep it a secret from her friends. So bourgeois!
>>31640694Well you're not important, anon.
>>31640712Why are earth ponies so terrible at life?
>>31640624>peggy hill comparisonsWhat> Un like Peggy, Trixie knows her limitations. She just wants others to think she's Great and Powerful. She's just a showmare, she's not delusional.
>>31640712Alcohol helps on those really tough days.
>>31640719I think Applejack likes apple pie.
>>31640701It's not possible.
and shoddily inked, Octavia and her petWhy a swan?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imlhNyCjvaQ
>>31640731They're a genetic throwback that has yet to be phased out of existence.
Oh darn. Thread drifts away from Fanfics, only for several moments to post cross dressing, then IMMEDIATELY back to fanfics.
>>31640719Why she will keep this as a secret?
>>31640675Maybe it's just kind of a sensitive topic, namely she's in the process of saving up for, y'know, NOT having one, and HAVING one is kind of weird to talk about for someone with gender dysphoria?
>>31640753SAVE SAVE SAVE
>>31640555>tripsNice, but no match against thy trips
>>31640753A goose makes a lot of sense. Why?
Heart Strings is a very pretty pony.
>>31640753HNNNNNNNNNNNNG! FUKKEN SAVED!That filly is so cute.
>>31640770It's classy?
>>31640719unpaid yea hooves?
>>31640703>>31640703dammit what the fuck was it? have some delicious old pone lit in your face in return
>>31640762Are you retard or something? No one is talking about fanfiction.
does the site keep randomly dropping off for you guys?
>>31640458I am completely okay with this.
>>31640719I don't think Twilight even eats pieShe didn't even want any in the first episode or the ticket master episode. I think she just never grew up with it
I want this problem called Maria taken care of. PERMANENTLY.
>>31640789Just a picture of the worst pony.
>>31640814everything is okwhen was the last time you had sex?
>>31640814No. Get rid of your dial-up.
>>31640775the prettiest pone
>>31640794If enough people think that it's being talked about, it becomes reality.Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
>>31640827>worst ponyyou should know there is no such thing you grim raper
Which pony would be most devastated from a sudden onset of weight gain? How would they react?
>>31640823I think she didn't want to get too chummy with the Apple family, but was fed more than enough treats by them all. She's at least aware of pie now, though I wonder if she has an aversion.I mean come on, that was a pretty intense food-gut she had heading back to town in the first episode.
>>31640765We're all friends here. There's no need for any poster in MLPG of all places to feel weird.
>>31640856inb4 blue pony
>>31640646>>31640703>>31640789>>31640848>>31640827
>>31640865The kind of people who frequent these threads are the kind of people I laugh at with my real friends about how lame they are.
>>31640789This. I didn't open it to be able to repost it but I've seen it before and I'm pretty sure there's not even anything dirty about it so who knows why it was deleted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m480ZuwkkYU
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>>31640894HeyWas there notA discussion not long agoAbout how /co/ wanted to kill all retard people?Cut that shit out, Derpy is known for being retarded, so /co/ can't like her and still be so malice toward the retarded so.That would beHypocrisy
>>31640884That's pretty cool dude. Right on.
>>31640848It was Trixie: >>31640880
>>31640900Lies and slander.
>>31640946>>31640946>>31640946>>31640946>>31640946>>31640946new throd
>>31640865Friends of mine had to go through "Wait, wait, wait, I have to validate who you are as a PERSON based on whether your bait-and-tackle approximates what I think your bait-and-tackle is juxtaposed with what your face / hands / back / torso / breasts look like."There's no reason to answer. All it does is reinforce really invasive questions no one would ever ask of a gender-normative cis-gendered person.
>>31640896>>31640885>>31640880hey, thanks friends
>>31640974Yeesh, so preachy. Don't be so sensitive.
>>31641075> this is the sort of thing Yamino writes
