Title: Secret of my ExcessSynopsis: Spike gets greedy on his birthday and has a huge growth spurt that could decimate Ponyville.So what do you think is going to happen? Are we going to have another letdown like Owls Well That Ends Well or is it going to be the episode of all episodes? Will the episode delve deep into Spike's past? Discuss
Sluttershy
>fanfiction may be mostly atrocious, but if you dig hard enough, you'll find good ones.Such as:Mines Of Dragon MountainMy Little Time LordOn A Cross And ArrowPony PoVSubstitute HarmonyThe Best Night EverThe Vinyl Scratch TapesThrough The Eyes Of Another PonyTimelords And Terror
>>31629400I expect another letdown honestly but after two Dash episodes im just happy.
Why did the owl come back anyway?I don't really remember the end OWTEW but didn't he just fuck off or something?
>>31629523Nope he stay with Twi and Spike.
I'm about to have a 20 minute window. What's more important, beating off or watching the latest MLP?!
>>31629400i think he's accidentally all of ponyville
>>31629517why does everyone choose fluttershy for this shit?anyway. All i wanna see if they go back to status quo by the end
>>31629523No sadly, he did not 'fuck off'
I am expecting godzilla references, and the flower trio to freak out
>>31629541of course they do
>>31629523The better question is, will we see Tank ever again?
>>31629400possibly something like this
>>31629517NO! NO! NOOOO!
>>31629541>All i wanna see if they go back to status quo by the endAs usual ofc.Maybe because she is weak and beta?
>>31629517There is no way Anonymous constructed this monstrosity. That has to be the work of a tripfag.
>>31629535>20 minute windowwhut
>>31629536>Spike is the Smooze
>>31629541Probably because she's the easiest to write as hyper submissive / most fun to write as a slut because it's a 180 from her canon personality
>>31629557Hopefully not
>>31629452>My Little Timelord>Mines of Dragon Mountain>Timelords and TerrorThe fact you've missed Traveler invalidates this list>On a Cross and ArrowHell, man! Are you trying to make people quit fanfiction?!
>>31629452>Almost all shipping or Dr. Whoofno thanks
>>31629452Fallout Equestria for life.
>>31629517eh....hell with itsaved for later fappage
>>31629580DIALOG IS HARD
>>31629535What, you can't do both at once?
i just watched the newest episode, my god! that duet song, i instantly thought of classic disney.
>>31629580Fluttershy is so submissive even beta faggots like us could dominate her
>>31629622i haven't wached it yet, was it good?there's a song? wow i didn't expect that
>>31629622>>31629643>not watching the new ep until todaywhat the fuckgo back to ponychan you heathens
>>31629643it is good, maybe won't be your favorite, but it was funand the song is amazing
>Spike's pastHe's 2 years old, broham. Not much to tell.That said, I really hope they do a whole mess of Godzilla jokes.
>>31629626Imagine the most ultimate beta trying to 1 up fluttershyIts like the Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object.....but the opposite
>>31629643don't watch it, it's terrible*listening to the song right now* i luv this song
>>31629665Perhaps not just spike's past, but how the magic school acquired Spike's egg. There's bound to be some kind of worldbuilding, no matter how slight, in this episode
>>31629665>2 years oldNope, he is older.
>Spike-centric episodeDon't expect a lot of effort to be put into it. He's not even really a main character because he's a guy
I think Spike getting bigger will be Twilight's fault, and I hope that Twilight leaves Spike a little larger than he was originally when the episode ends
right, imma practice drawing pone.who should I draw doin what?
Come on every poni, smile smi......you now what? No, not today. I'm sick of this.
>another spike episodeWell why not, it sure turned out well last time.
>>31629698>both of you meet somewhere>you out-beta her and get invited back to her house>when you get there you both try to hold the door open for each other and neither of you can move forward>eventually you say good night and just leave
>>31629665WHERE DID HIS EGG COME FROM?
>>31629741If you want a challenge, AJ with the lasso.
>>31629744no, pinkie, no! you're supposed to fill our hearts up with sunshine, sunshine! all we really need's a smile. smile, smile, happy friend of mine.
>>31629744smile or I'll hurt you
new and mysterious pony shows up?NOPECHUCK Fuckin TESTA
>>31629730What if Spike gets a song
>>31629517>>31629517>regular day on nathans mind
>>31629778But thats not pedo bro.
>>31629767>>31629764>>31629709>>31629643Is Ponychan down or something?
>>31629744COME ON EVERY PONI, CRY CRY CRY!
>>31629699
The last thread didn't get archived, right?It got struck from all records?Right?
>>31629771>singing Spike
>>31629744Do you need a hug? Because I'd hug youmaybe if you can't smile, I'll smile enough for the both of us. Will that do? Please?
>>31629762hmm.alright, maybe.sounds like a motherfucker
>>31629744I don't know what to believe in in this world anymore...
>>31629771I hadn't even though of that. Gotta say, its really unlikely. If it did happen, it could be good.
>That feeling when you're taking Pinkie Pie out for a walk and she won't stop barking at everything she lays her eyes on
>>31629755>both of you want to give each other a second chance despite how awkward the previous encounter was>you look at your phone>she looks at her phone>you start to text her>she starts to text you>you're both about to hit "send">you put the phone down for a few hours and read a book as a way of "sleeping on it">several times as you're reading, you both go back to your phones, re-read the text message, longingly stare at the "send" button, but then put it back down again>sometime during the day your phone runs out of batteries>text message lost forever
it's movie timewith rosehttp://www.livestream.com/magneticrose
>>31629758Where do you think?
>>31629806Would you hug pink po->>31629824Oh god an heart attack.
>>31629709niggah detected
>>31629771What if Spike gets a song but they have him sing it horribly on purpose?
>>31629824I hate when that happend.
>>31629824http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw
>>31629789just replace fluttershy with fillyshy or applebloom
>>31629824http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0ObrwObligatory
>>31629859BOTS CANT SINGoh god, Snips and Snails come in for a duet
yo, anyone got a picture of AJ with the lasso or something?
>>31629555I'm voting for Spikezilla as well. Think about it:>bipedal>no wings>row of spines down his back and tail>breathes fireThere's no way you can draw an adult Spike WITHOUT him looking at least a little like Godzilla.
>>31629859What if Spike's song is a duet with Scootaloo?
>>31629699Thank fuck, it got through...So apparently posting images causes my Firefox to lock up. What the fuck. Cleared the RAM, let's see if that did anything.
>>31629758Celestia forced a dragon couple to copulate, then returned months later to cut the she-dragon open and take her egg.
>>31629828>both of you keep opening your mouth to say something, but then close it straight after, hoping the other didn't notice>neither of you want to give up, so you never leave, and she never says you should>you end up eventually falling to sleep and waking up the next morning>you get breakfast seperately>you mumble your excuses about being late for work and leave>everybody assumes you got lucky and you can't bring yourself to correct them>the same happens to fluttershy>next time you meet you both act like you didn't not do anything and end up breaking the ice, because it'd be more awkward to explain to the people around you why you didn't
>>31629893
>>31629894I'd just make him like a Saxon wyrm.
>>31629792oh, fie on you. are we not allowed to play along for once? fine. never again.on a completely different tack, i've been doing a little more research into the last song and where i recognised the tune, and i'm beginning to wonder if it isn't just snippets of "at the gala"'s melody being reused. i can't confirm yet, but i'm trying. it's interesting how the song is so great, and yet feels vaguely familiar.
>>31629903Kinda light where Twilight came from
>>31629928ta bro
>>31629824>that feel when you're just sitting down watching TV and she jumps onto your lap and starts licking your face, and you automatically start getting a boner and it's really goddamn irritating
Keep your pony shit in the general you fucking furries
>>31629963>guaranteed replies dot jay peg
>Reposted from the Hasbro Facebook page:>Fill in the blanks! My Cutie Mark is a ____ and was earned by _____.My Cutie Mark is a crushed, empty box and was earned by me being antisocial. The emptiness represents how hollow I feel inside, and the fact that the box is crushed signifies how disposable it/I am. I'm as good as trash; easilly replaced.Damn it, Hasbro. Stop making me reflect on my terrible life choices using children's entertainment.
>>31629928>Better than what I can manage in a dayDemoralized, severely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSTC8MuwDEgadultspike.mov
>>31629963What? No sage?I feel insulted
>>31629982I think that was drawn by jessy so don't feel too bad
>>31629976>>31629933amusing anecdote amigo
>>31629891I find your statement to be false. Bzzt.
>>31629976My cutie mark is a small wooden cog and was earned by me realising that I was replacable and have no greater meaning. The wood represents how I'm not even a very good cog and will probably break after a short period of working
I FUCKING LOVE THAT FLUTTRSHY DASH SONG!!!
>>31629976>that feel when no gf
>>31630005You swine, I was hoping this was the thing the ask jappleack tumblr was hinting at
>>31630013Oh that was...I thought it was that request somebody made.I feel slightly better now.
>>31629517>come here from /g/>see thiswhat. the. fuck.
>>31629603It's fanfiction portraying one universe portraying another universe. It's mind-bogglingly stupid, pointless, and without interruption, worthless.
>>31629976
>>31630071I feel sick about it.And I usually encourage more clopfics.
>>31629976>>31630044My Little Pony: Angst is Existential
Started watching this for the first time on Friday and just finished the Diamond Dog episode.>slapping Rarity's ass=acceptable>calling her a mule=crossing the line
>>31630005Why does Spike grow murderously hateful of civilization in the future?
I don't know if this has already been discussed but does every student who enters Princess Celestia's school have to hatch a dragon?
>>31630071You'd think after Glue people would be used to this shit by now.
>>31630099I encourage shit I don't like because maybe it'll encourage people to make shit I do like
>fanfiction>shipping>clopping>pony porn in general>saying 20% cooler/10 seconds flat/brohoof>having an OC/ponysona>watching the show for irony and not for the fact that it is a legitimately good cartoon>2011>I seriously hope you don't do this.
>>31630071http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Fluttershyfanfic.mp3
>>31630138Maybe they only have a few students?
>>31630117Its like being called a niggerThat shit dont fly
>>31630117I guess Rarity doesn't like name calling in her foreplay.
>>31630142>>31630099/g/ likes ponies in an innocent way, and doesn't sexualize them like you sick fucksI'm going back there and jacking off to hentai
>>31630138Haven't seen any other indentured dragon servants
>>31630117AJ likes to get rough, so she is used to it.
>>31630142GG mostly does innuendo
>>31630154>if you enjoy things I don't you don't like the show
>>31630144I encourage clop I like.I don't like THAT.>>31630142You mean GG?I hate his Discord mind breaking series.
>>31630197In YOUR endo
>>31630180
>>31630197no, he's done mindbreak and rape. Masochism doesn't fall far.
>>31630138That's just because Twilight showed an aptitude for magic. Think of all the dead dragons if they tried that with everyone
>>31629824cute as that picture is, I'm pretty sure fictional and sentient ponies don't need someone to hold them by a leash. ok maybe just pinkie pie
>>31630223>go to /co/>it's /g/
>>31630279I know, I don't think they'd let you leash them.That picture doesn't make any sense but my heart stops for a while every time I see it.
So I'm watching the new episode now, and I'm at the part where all the pers are lined up. Does the episode actually get interesting?
>>31630314>go to /co/>it's like a better /v/. /g/, /sci/. /mu/...
>>31630279Walking Pinkie would be like walking Marmaduke on speed
>>31630358Not really, the best part is the intro and the song.
>>31629452>no mention of Twilight Skies Over Canterlot>>31629603that's always a given
how does it feel to hug a ponyor any girl
>>31630361>/co/nfirmed for best board eccept maybe /r9k/, you will never have greentext stories like that /co/, never.
>>31630358Rainbow Dash dies later in the episode, but it's a very boring death.
>>31630426uncomfortableI don't know about ponies
>>31630427But people dont do that here, except for porn.
>>31630426Cold, as they sap your heat for their own parasitic needs. You're stronger without them
>>31630435You know if she did and got replaced by Cheerilee I wouldn't care what her death would be like.
>>31630426soft. and they smell like fruits. As long as they're hygenic that is. and its not an overly soft, like hugging a fat chick.. Hankhill.jpg
>>31630154this isn't ponychan, you're safe
>>31630420It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door Half the Day is Night Substitute Harmony Painless On A Cross And Arrow Twilight Sky Over CanterlotControlling the WeatherA Day for Spike and Twilight Having a Ball The Vinyl Scratch Tapes Kindness's RewardThe Maestro and the Moon-QueenBubblesToday, Tomorrow, ForeverSimply RarityBitter SweetShades of Pink
>>31630426A pony is soft and kinda stinksA girl is comforting and usually smells niceThey're both warm
>>31630154>fanfiction>clopping>pony porn in generalUsually don't mind if I do.>shippingI'm indifferent>memes>OC>irony>2011>ISHYGDDTEw gay.
>>31630486>Simply Rarity>Totally raped by canon
>>31630447>At one of Pinkie's parties>stand alone near the food, not interacting with any one>Cute pony comes over, tries to make conversation>I stammer the whole time>My phone rings, reach in my pocket to get it>The spaghetti in my pocket falls out on the floor>Party goes dead silent, every poni looking at me>I run, tears in my eyes. Found a park bench and slept on it that night
>>31630515>AUFor fanatics>enjoying a story for what it isFor normal people
>>31630455Thats not how it works. Then there will be too many earth ponies. You need to replace her with another pegasus, like Derpy
>>31630532Yeah sure Derpy would be fine too.I just don't wanna change the current earth ponies.>>31630447>implying you wouldn't you know what I can't do this
>>31630494I think horses smell nice. Yeah they're poopy, but they also smell like hay and the outside
Hey guys, I drew a couple sketches today, I was wondering if I could get a little feedback on them. Is it okay if I upload them?
>>31630556At worst you get ignored.
>>31630532Or ponyville's resident witch
>>31630556Sure, go for it
>>31630556
>>31630494Ponies are cold blooded.
>>31630564What's her fanon personality? Does she have any canon?
>>31630572>>31630570>>31630562It's not much. Did I get the anatomy right?
>>31630556DO it.
>>31630599Looks fine to me
>>31630455Actually, Applejack is killed off and replaced with a rastafarian pony called Pineapple Jack, who, in contrast, is laid back, does hardly any work, but still manages to get all her farming done on time.
>>31630599Looks pretty good, man.
>>31630599Not bad for a first try.
>>31630590
>>31630599here's another of them. I tried to work with alternate head styles. Does this work?
>>31630599Looks pretty good, keep practicing, you'll only get better
>>31630599Legs could be a bit longer, I guess.
>>31630590As far as what we have seen in the show, she makes funny faces, thats about it.As for fan stuff, I have really only seen the ancient aliens thing for her. She doesn't seem to get a lot of fan attention aside from straight up fanart
>>31630628And this is the last one. How is this one?
>>31630599>>31630628That looks great, much better than what I can do. Keep practicing, bro.
>>31629824I think Pinkie would trot gaily around, happy to be on a walk while chattering about her day while being distracted by things she saw and chatting about them too. You don't even really have to respond, she's just happy you are there with her. After you take her back inside, she dusts off her hooves like you taught her, she then gives a hug and a pony kiss to your cheek for being with her another day.Then, she bounces through the house, doing her Pinkie thing. Probably seeking one of the other pony pets you got her for company.
>>31630626What's the story behind that guy?I've only seen that picture and talk about aliens with him.
>>31630617She doesn't get her work done, she's just lucky Big Mac is back in action....And of course I can't post the image I wanted to post because other partition is still locked out.>>31630634>>31630590Reuniclus and Terse are basically writing the book on her. She's hard-working, cares a lot about fairness, and hates Dash for always napping and leaving her to work extra shifts.
>>31630599That's pretty good, keep it up.
guys what if you were tied to a bed while all the ponies took turns having sex with you but twilight cast a spell on you making it impossible for you to ever cum.
RUSTYDOOKS!estas por ahi??subiras los capitulos en latino??acabo de ver el que subio juanpanda pero la calidad del audio esta de la chingada...
>>31630659Big Mac does shit.
>>31630655He basicly credits every major achievement in the ancient world with dirrect alien intervention. The wheel, the pyramids, fire, etc
>>31630654>implying my little ponies should be pets
>>31630590She's kind of a slacker on the weather team
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>>31630704But thats Dash.
>>31630655He's a kook who's on a show on the History Channel. Claims aliens are responsible for ancient ruins. Thunderbolt of the Gods type material.
>>31630654what do pinkie's kisses taste likepinkie fruity flavor?
>>31630703In random fanon universe #2398, they are actually happy with their role as pets, same way dogs are generally content with a pack leader. They've been domesticated for so long, they've developed their cute traits and generally desire human company and care.
>>31630659Well thats one take on her. Wonder how it will work out.>>31630704I love that artist's Cloud Kicker stuff.
>>31630717>>31630694Ok, thanks for telling>>31630704Reminds me I should probably clean up that sketch of her and Derpy playing Frizbee golf.
>>31630733That just nastyWho even uses AXE?
>>31630486>Simply RarityI never got into this story, the characters involved seemed too divorced from the show making them basically OC's. And a list of bad things happening to OC's doesn't exactly tug at my heartstings.>Today, Tomorrow, ForeverThis story seemed way too contrived, at not point did I find the actions of those involved to be believable. I found Bubbles to be really effective and this seemed shallow in comparison. I know it's not fair to compare them like this but that's what happened.
what if Rarity tried to teach Fluttershy how to be a dom, using Twilight or a diamond dog as the practice sub.
>>31630733>safe if swallowedEAT THE WHOLE TUBE
>>31630685www.youtube.com/horadeponyTIempo estimado de subida: 88 Min
>>31630733Please get better toothpaste
>>31630762I agree 100% with you.>>31630766Fluttershy cant be dom! Not after that fic...
fuck drawing man, fucking ponies
>Browsing Ponibooru>Suddenly, without warning, Madoka MagicaWell that's just prime.
>>31630766What if not.
>>31630762Well, it's a problem many fanfics have inherently, they don't fit into the show they where based off of, but it gives them a life of their own I think.
DRESSDOTMOVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw4XwrcDgbg
>>31630766Sisterhood Social taught us that Rarity needs lessons in 'giving' since she's always so used to taking.
>>31630806Didn't work out, huh?
>>31630693
Fucking /co/I read that shitty vore comic where discorded FS eats tiny AJ right before I passed out and that's what I dreamed about.I need to stop coming to these threads in a bad way.
>>31630827
>>31630752I'm glad!>>31630807being pone is suffering
>>31630796gracias carnal
>>31630827You should read clopfics to see what you dream about
>>31630806Sometimes it doesn't work out and that always sucks but don't give up, man.
>>31630841no dovahkiin?
>>31630856After today I don't think I would want to remember my pony dreams anymore.Not that I could before.
I'm taking requests
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytx2jU2MyWg&feature=feedudress.mov
>>31630824I guess he does get hurt.
>>31630858its like, quarter to twelve. Ill pick this shit up tomorrow>>31630820actually it looked okay. but okay isnt good and whats the point if its not good
>>31630787if i eat enough pinkie toothpaste will i become a pony
>>31630858Hum, I should try drawing Octavia sometime too.also>tavi
>>31630897Not having Big Mac around nearly killed AJ. Do you honestly think that would've been the case if he was useless even when not injured?
>>31630883draw Lightning Lesbian clearing the clouds please
>>31630909You have my full attention.
Hey anon who requested a tower of CMC: I'm back. Delivery time! I need to work on being less slow.
>>31630909Sorry, I only use colgate
>>31630909Only if you supplement it with some cyanide
>>31630936who?
>>31630907>quarter to twelveYou mean midnight?Also, if I only wanted to draw "good" I would never have uploaded anything anywhere.
So, uuh... I found this on my sketchbook. Probably made it last night just before hopping to bed.It's Reuniclus and his favorite pony. I honestly don't remember why I did to do this, but here ya go.
>>31630909Make sure to insert toothpaste into all orifices to complete the transformation.
>>31630942Thanks
>>31630949Lightning Lesbian...
>>31630951you need to sharpen your fucking pencils man
>>31630951>why I did to do thisThe fuck is wrong with me?
>>31630929Yes.
>>31630942>AB's faceStill looks better than in the show.Good job mate.
>>31630942I thought they wanted a pile of CMC.This is good too.
>>31630949Lightning Lesbian. This pone.
>>31630909i love it when i'm looking at the toothpaste aisle and suddenly there is a pinkie
>>31630950once im good Ill strive for great and so on. might as well give myself reasonable targets. and yeah
>>31630979A stack is just a neat pile! Lay off man.
>>31630980>>31630971Sillies, Rainbow Dash isn't a lesbian.
DRESS.MOV NIGGERShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKaIlT_lK1s&feature=player_embedded
>>31630979I said stacked on top of each other, which is what I got. I imagined more of a side view, but this is good too
>>31630980What a pretty pone
>>31630982Do you hear:>FOREVERRRRRR~~ . . .
>>31630972I know, old chap. Probably didn't care when I drew it last night.Also, is the person who requested the 'Rainbow Dash partying with the Wonderbolts' drawing still here? Because it's going to take a little while. I am a bit busy at the moment.
>>31631000>implying Braeburn...OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I DIDN'T SAVE THAT WAITRESS-DASH PICTURE YESTERDAY
>>31631000Braeburn . . . what did you do?
guys what if pinkie pie came up to you and started singing that leaked smile smile smile song at you would you smile?or be annoyed at her spoiling the song.
>>31630982>You brush you teeth today?
>>31631003LIARTHIS IS THE ACTUAL DRESS.MOVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR73tdK1zzU&feature=related
>>31630951Oh my goodness are you serious? How lovely, oh my goodness it's adorable, thank you ever so much! Ahhh I'm so honoured! I love how Lightning Lesbian looks slightly worried, it's so realistic in that respect, heh
>>31631020no i hear "hi!"
>>31631031this?
>>31631028just a quick question, did you use drawing guides for this?
>>31631035Not fucking a dyke thats wat he did!
>>31631051Yes, thank you.
>>31631051what in the fucks is going on here
>>31630999>>31631004Ah, I appear to have made up my own version of what was said.My appologies.And did I mention saved? Because it was very saved.
>>31630936is this the right lesbian
>>31631075Well I guess Dash like Braeburn?
Are there pones made of other candies than marshmellow?
>>31631051BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH BLUSH
WHICH PONIES LIKE IT IN THE BUTT?
>>31631075Dash is turning on the charm
>>3163108210/10 Fucking better than Jesus.
>>31631079Something about Sweetie's eyes still bothers me...like she knows something....
>>31631062Dash isn't a dyke, silly! Gilda is, though.> Differentiating between lesbians and dykes.
>>31631091Pinkie is made of bubblegum
>>31631099Rainbow Dash.
>>31631082Oh good, it was the right lesbian.
>>31631082YES I love it, thank you!
Just watched the new episode. Oh gosh, that song.Also why does the main one still have an owl? I thought spyro was her pet.
>>31631093So? They blush in-show too.
>>31631093
>>31631091I always assumed pinkie was made of bubble gum and cotton candy
>>31631082my god, is this a screenshot from the next episode
>>31631108I have to say you are right.
>>31631099pones do not have butts
>>31631119Spyro is not a pet, he is a slave/friend.
>>31631099we should ask Ice Pack
>>31631137yes laren frost showed me the new episode.
>>31631146I was wondering about that the other day. I've always understood dyke to be a lesbian so masculine, she looks like a man, where as just being a lesbian was something else. Is that true where you love, anons?
>>31631091caramel
>>31631108I... I can't tell the difference...This is the most terrifying image that I can't remember why I saved.
>>31631162Ice Pack likes it in the butt? Huh, I guess that would double his clientele. Can't fault the business decision.
>>31631126>there needs to be one of these for every artistWeaver should make them.
>>31631175Well I know about lipstick lesbians, the girly kind like the ponies.
I will take an art request. I draw using a free app on my kindle and a cigar as a brush, so you know it's good.
>>31631203I want one.
>>31631201He's not saying that, he's saying you should ask Ice Pack which likes it in the butt.You know, because somebody already did and he answered with 'telling shit like that is bad for business'.
>>31631126Is it normal I masturbate to this and imagine Discord/his right hand man challenging Luna to a fight, defeating her, and making her force her see her kingdom being burned to the ground, and then raping her slowly as a concubine?
>>31631122this
>>31631175Lesbians tend to categorize themselves by the gender role they most emulate. "Butch" for the crop-cut square woman in flannel talking about her rottweilers, and "femme" for more standardly girly women. "Dyke" usually refers to lesbians who are butch. That's my understanding of it.
>>31631235I dont know what is wrong after this >>31629517
>>31631225Am i the only one who thinks weavers "self LOL insert" zebra thing has gotten completely boring and he needs to try a different subject?
http://e621.net/data/7a/a2/7aa2bea970a0d4a9af4ae694259a7038.swf
>>31631203I would like one
>>31631108so, dash is a tomboy then?
>>31631205I don't think Dash would count as a lipstick lesbian, though. But neither is she bullish enough to be a dyke. She's simply been a tomboy to me, whether she prefers the company of mares or not.
>>31631263Yes but i have to say i really enjoy the zebra with the CMC.
>>31631250>underage?How old is Luna excepted to be?
>>31631235At least use that tentacle rape pic Kevinsano did.And no, rape is never okay.>>31631250Also Fuck you for bringing that up.
>>31631225But I want to have it implied that Ice Pack is open to that sort of thing for the right dollar.
>>31631278Oh yea you are right again, I should say Rarity or Fluttershy.
>>31631203I think I know what mine would be.
>>31631107Sweetie Belle? Know something? Surely you jest!
>>31631263Someone's always bored with what he's doing.Someone said what you're saying right now, almost verbatim, about the doll thing, too.
>>31631275Eris is totally sexy
>>31631235A little.
>>31631305Snails.
>>31631041Haha, you're very much welcome, Reuniclus.>>31631054I don't remember, but I don't think so. Normally, what I do use is reference images for a couple details here and there.
Either way, Dash is adorable, right?
Now streaming arthttp://www.livestream.com/drwhitehttp://www.livestream.com/drwhitehttp://www.livestream.com/drwhitehttp://www.livestream.com/drwhite>>31631203I'd like to see one. it'd mean that people notice my stuff
>>31631247That is likewise my understanding. And for that, I don't see Dash as a dyke.
>>31631306She can see the blackness in my soul. She wishes to devour it, to become stronger.
>>31631318whoa creepy.did he make a doll thing with every fucking combination of character from the show, though?
>>31631332Yes she is.
>>31631289>rape is never okI know two series that disagree with you.>>31631326Which part, the rape part, or the under age part?Both get my dick super hard
>>31631332dude, post all those pictures
>>31631324Eris is r63 Discord? How'd she get the name?
>>31631336What happend to that guy?
>>31631332This is never questioned.
>>31631353What series?
>>31631289...Which pic, Anon? You've got me curious now.
>>31631356Eris is the greek goddess of chaos
>>31631122>>31631237No, Rainbow Dash has never blushed
>>31631330Well yeah, although it'd be kind of funny if GG did it.
>>31631356http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eris_(mythology)discordia works too, i suppose. but eris sounds better
>>31631369Knocked unconscious and left in the gutter. Dash kicked some dirt on him before she left.I have no idea
>>31631374Tozac's work=Rarity's Generous Plan= Prologue + Part 1, Fluttershy: pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv Part 2, Applejack: pastebin.com/NiLgYUMz Part 3, Pinkie Pie: pastebin.com/smyZxt2z Part 4, Twilight Sparkle: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5 Part 5, Rainbow Dash + Epilogue: pastebin.com/1hyxB738RagingSemi's work:Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle:docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_USRoyal Guards gang rape Zecora:docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_USPrince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart:docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US Sheriff Silverstar rapes Spitfire:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=4 A Diamond Dog rapes Cheerilee:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=5 Lrya, Bon-Bon, and their daughter Tootsie Flute are raped by Big Mac, Mr. Cake, and Snip n Snails:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=6 A giant squid rapes Scratch:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=7
>>31631040Disappear of this world, liar.
>>31631378
>>31631398Oh those.Yeah, I am not planning on reading them.
Which pony is the sluttiest?
>>31631396>Knocked unconscious and left in the gutter. Dash kicked some dirt on him before she left.Im ok with this.>>31631398>A giant squid rapes ScratchWhat the fuck?
>>31631385Eris sounds close to Eros, so I was confused for a moment. I was worried that her capital would be the capital of clopping.
>>31631356It's a mythology gag - Eris is the name of a actual chaos deity in an old pantheon.
>>31631430Sweetie Belle.
>>31631436Err-iss vs. Eer-os. The distinction is clearer in the spoken word.
>>31631415Oh, that one? Wasn't that by Skoon? I'm fairly certain that was Skoon.And what does that have to do with what the other anon was talking about? Pony Berry Punch =/= humanized Luna.
>>31631468No! Keep that temptress away from me!
>>31631453henceforth eris from billy and mandy.and the apple of discord
>>31631468This doesn't seem accurate to me.
>>31631487He posted a different pic obviously. Kevinsano did do a humanized luna one, just look it up on ponibooru
>>31631398You know, neither of those portray rape as 'okay'.
Well, I did it. I finally drew Braeburn.
>>31631501>>31631511She is always asking for it.
>>31631453I like it.
>>31631535que
>>31631535braeburn isn't the sheriff..
>>31631535MFW he has no face?
>>31631535But that's clearly Sheriff Silver Star...
>>31630796es un chingo de tiempo eso :/
>>31631563I don't really care.
>>31631535
>>31631535That style is swag as fuck.It's like Dudley Do-Right after five years of meth.
guy who asked for them here.>>31630827>>31630827RUN NIGGGGER RUN.THATS HOW A FETISH STARTS. SOMETIMES THE BRAIN SOBCONSIOUSLY HINTS AT IT. I FOUND MINE THAT WAY.
>>31631573It's because he talked so damn much in the episode he was in, so I just hid the upper half of his face under his ten gallon hat so all you'd see is his big mouth. It's a joke, son! I keep a-pitchin em but you keep missin' em! Pay attention boy!
>>31631580We know, Ross. We know.
HA HATIME FOR spike and rarity
>>31631614I'm now terrified of your Luna.
>>31631517...But that's not rape at all!Boner completely lost.
>>31631535He strikes me as a sketchy and somewhat sinister sort of sheriff since his smile's so scary.
>>31631636I now want to ship Luna and Braeburn.Dat offspring's "AAAAAAAPALOOOOSA!"
>>31631660Always presume that it's rape when tentacles are involved.
>>31631522If they don't, why where they written?Also, Twilights chapter isn't rape, not really.
So...was the last episode good? I forgot to watch it Saturday and didn't feel like watching it Sunday.
>>31631680And thus, the world ends. Not with a bang, but with an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPALLLLOOOOOOOOSSSAAAAAAAAAA!
>>31631688tentacles aren't capable of love?
>>31631698Date rape is still rape, and if you'd actually read them you'd see that all the rapes are portrayed in a very negative light.>>31631688She's smiling, anonymous. You don't smile while being raped.
>>31629517Is this Faceless?
>>31631703its certainly polarizing.I liked it though, great dash and FS duet in it
>>31631703It was pretty nice, and I think yOu tO will agree. In fact, I desire to watch it yet again.
rainbow dash has such a cute giggle
>>31631660do you just get off on a woman's will being defied?
>>31631703I dunno. I liked it, but then again we're two different people.Some liked it, others didn't, others yet were more neutral, it's like every episode.
>>31631776It's complicated. We're not going to talk about it, because we're still fifty images from limit.
>>31631776I do.Have a whole playlist of videos http://pastebin.com/cyzme5qQ
>>31631776Oh thats why his name is defiler!
>>31631796Story time?
So anyone else is waiting for Scootaloo family?
>>31631751No, I don't think so.
>>31631801No, he's a Hive-level Zerg caster that won't listen to orders.
>>31631808That's it, I'm going to bed.I would also make a comment of the time of day this thread is in, but I'm not from America so I don't know.
>>31631832I am so excited for that but I don't see it on the horizon
>>31631832No, they're DEAAAAAAAAD
>>31631799hey riddler, anyone figure your thing out yet?
>>31631801That's another story, but simpler. I was an Avatar fan back when I first decided to pick up a trip. Toph, 'Blind Bandit', was my favorite character. So it was between Deaf Defiler, Mute Master, and Anosmic Annihilator. I picked the first, because it also runs with my favorite Warhammer and Starcraft units.>>31631849It's a day thread. Like I said, I'm not going to talk about it.
>>31631832You mean Cloudkicker and Boxy?
YOU MUST DEFILE(rape) YOUR FAVORITE PONY TO SAVE YOUR SECOND, THIRD, AND FOURTH FAVORITE PONIES.DO YOU DO SO?
>>31631892>I'm not going to talk about it.good, draw the line where faceless never could
>>31631902No I mean a canon family.
>>31631903Do I get to rape the second, third, and fourth too?
>>31631889No, no one has figured out who I am yet.It's very amusing, Semi and Tozac have both made a multi chapter series of rape, I've gone ahead and made a list of a hundred rape videos, and yet DD, who just says one of his fetishes is rape, is known as the rapist by others and himself.
>>31631833One day we will know who this nameless hero was.>>31631902Who the fuck is Boxy?
>>31631903>3 favorite poniesNo, I don't think I could.
>>31631943Nobody cares, Nathan.
>>31631949The brutish-looking boss who gets upset with Derpy when she drops everything on Twilight.
>>31631949
>>31631979Really? People really said he is Scoot dad?
>>31631943Well, yeah. That's because DD is the rape fetishist. Are you a rape fetishist, or did you just compile the videos?
>>31631995Well, it's just >fanon, but this is just more of an "Eh, why not" ordeal.
>>31631943That's life. Though I don't just say the fetish, I know a bit more about the act than people expect. That probably contributes to the thing, though I'm pretty sure the reason it's toning down now is that I've never really responded to the accusations.
>>31631995And Cloudkicker's her mom. It's in a book, or something.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!>>31629744Oh yes, yes today
>>31631943you say no one knows who you are, like you've done something else for use. You had a name?
>>31632007>over 100 bookmarks of rape>20 MB of rape cartoons>browse AFF.net daily for rape ficsI'll let you deduce the rest.
>>31632040Funny how I have more problem with shipping Cloud Kicker with him rather than them being Scoot's parents.>>31632051Not if the blue pony tell me to.
>>31632062>had>hasCorrected that for you.
>>31632051I wonder if>That's why you could never be my pethas sunk or started any new ships
>>31632063Like you said, I've written a number of rape fics.I'm not a rape fetishist though.
>>31632074Ntststststststt
>>31632063I know who you are!You're a horrible person. TIME FOR DINNER.
>>31632092
>>31632089Dont know about sunk but Twidash is big in co.
>>31632074>has>have
>>31632074I bet it's Fluffy.If not don't tell me otherwise. I'd like to believe it.
>>31632063Candlejack?
>>31631995I'm not a huge fanon junkie, but I actually think it's a nice set-up for a stereotypical sitcom family.The bulky, intimidating, less-than-attractive boss of a delivery company who, for all of his faults, has a heart of gold and a legitimate love for his family.
>>31631943see i told you you were being too crypticwhen you just come out and say lol guess who i amyou get like 10 responses.
>>31632074look at your post, you do not have a name
>>31632063I'm impressed. I've probably seen at least that much, but I don't bother keeping bookmarks; my memory's too good, I get bored with something after the first watch or two so I always look for new material. There are a couple in particular that I go back to occasionally, but for the most part...
>>31632089>Twidash
>>31631832She's not an orphan?
>>31632134Dude, I've left many hints everywhere. Just because you can't see them doesn't mean they're not there
>>31632163>fanon
>>31632168terse
>>31632089Never, ever underestimate the ability for a shipper to subvert canon statements to REINFORCE a pairing.
>>31632168I'd say Faceless but I don't think even he gets off to rape.
>>31631902Nah, Demigod. Explains why there is no Mother or Father. Demigods can be weak as shit so that explains her being average in terms of ability.
>>31632205Nah, Faceless hates rape. It's the one thing he always absolutely refused to write.
>>31632187no, SMO, god noi have no clue what is going on but i haven't been misleading anybody
>>31632168one of these two>>31632187>>31632192
>>31632156I'm not saying I'm a supporter. I'm just saying with yuri goggles, that's a very charged line. Almost as much as the Flutterpounce.
>>31632089I've seen some stuff in Ponibooru yesterday>>31632069How about yellow poni?
Hey, what's going on in this>rapewtf you guys, where's the ponies?
>>31632168Oh, I believe youI'm only passively looking for them, though
>>31632219>FlutterpounceI'm still trying to puzzle that moment out. it seemed so uncharacteristic of flutters
If Pope Sylvester II was a pony, his cutie mark would be an abacus.
>>31632221I can try for her but I'm dead tired.>>31632239They've come and gone. The last thread destroyed my last faith in humanity.
>>31632239Hey at least we leave this behind.>>31629517
>>31632168NoelMadmaxRose
>>31632239Various dungeons.
>>31632239I agree wholeheartedly.Somebody post some ponies.
>>31632254She was just happy.
>>31632221Hey SMILe, may I ask you to make the gif of Dash saying "coolness, awesomeness and radicalness"?
>>31632254And she hasn't done anything like that since.Weird.
>>31632271it's moot isn't ithi moot
>>31632284who wouldn't want to hug pinkie that much?
>>31632307...Me?
>>31632221image is clearly shoppped, fluttershy never said that
>>31632254Many of us did. For awhile, it fueled a little flutterpie, but that ship doesn't seem to get sailed by many.
>>31632329well. you're a bad, bad man.
Which pony has top 3 control?Choose wisely.
>>31632339There is a tumblr about that. I dont like it.
>>31632349Pinkie doesn't seem to be the one for hugs anyway.
>>31632339got tons of fanart though
1. Applejack2. Rarity3. Fluttershy4. Pinkie5. Dash6. TwilightProve me wrong.
>>31632391From a single obsessed artist.
>>316323923. Fluttershy4. Pinkie5. DashWe dont know anything about this but Your n1, 2 and 3 are right.
>>31632392Apart from AJ, Rarity and Twilight we don't really know.
>>31632378she's more up for BUTT ACTIONdid JJ ever finish North Star Dwells?
>>31632392>Implying Twilight hasn't lived there longer than the rest of those faggotsDo you even watch the show?
>>31632378>Pinkie Pie>not huggablewat
here's ponies
>>31632415Are you retard.
>>31632419Sure she's huggable, but I'm saying she doesn't care much for it herself.
>>31632378clearly you're insane.
>>31632424>MuffinsI'll kill you you bastard, you try any of that!
>>31632424lol'di, for one, would love Derpy to hold of our world
>>31632392AJ is definitely 1 and TS is definitely 6FS got there before RDI'd argue Rarity is #2 also, since she did the costumes for that school play and everything. Though we have no idea whether that play took place in Ponyville or somewhere else.
>>31632448yeah she doesn't..
>>31632419she looks like a pig
>>31632448She wouldn't be one for long drawn out hugs, most of the time. Sometimes, sure, but it takes too long for the most part.But seriously, no one else is as likely to enjoy quick hugs. After every good thing that happens to her in daily life she probably hugs someone involved.
meanwhile >>117624728ON /V/
>>31632485cutest pig i've ever seen
>>31632493wow you're bad at this
>>31632399that's not truethere's like at least 3 obsessed artists
>>31632476Alright, but >>31632488 got what I was trying to say.
>>31632493thread wasn't even properly linked
>>31632221Got a .gif textless and more on Fluttershy trotting?
>>31632518Really? I've only seen anything from Speccysy.
>>31632518Both pics are from the same artist.
>>31632529seconding thisthat trotting is so HHNNGGable
>>31632280
>>31632493lemme help you out>>>/v/117624728better be worth it
>>31632529Like this?
>>31632595
Chaos.
>>31632585the /v/ bronies are god damn obnoxious.what do they call themselves, anyway?
>>31632392do you think Rarity's parents live in Ponyville?
>>31632624GRIMDARK
>>31632529>>31632562Yeah, I made it yest- >>31632595 shut, that one
>>31632624No, better not.Besides Nurgle would slap Discord's shit any day
>>31632624AND TIN CANS
>>31632624
>>31632656Surely you mean Tzeentch; Papa Nurgle would just share the love.
>>31632656Being all chaos and changing shit and such, Discord is like the MPL world's version of Tzeentch, right?
>>31632684Not if he ever tried to touch his followers.
>>31632695I'm not that well-versed in the lesser gods but yes, I think so.
>>31632675
>>31632675> liking this shiphow low you fell, Slywit
>>31632746Second.
>>31632745Bullshit
>>31632646Yes, that made me smile
>>31632695yep
>>31632746I was trying to find the cutest, most disarming picture of Discord I had.It so happened to be blushy-shippy Discord, oh look how shy he is! Aren't you a cute little spirit of chaos, aren't you!
>suddenly celescord
>>31632768Yes, we know where your heart truly lies, Discord.
>>31632828
>>31632857holy shit you won me the posting of that pic by a second...
>>31632857
>>31632828You know for the whole discord/celestia thing to work for me, I would have to assume he took the form of a pony for the duration. Maybe a male alicorn or something to just to screw with her.
>>31632886
>>31632906
>DiscordOh god if John De Lancie wouldn't have VA'd him I'd hate that character to hell and back.
>>31632886I would a draconequus.
>>31632922
>>31632933seriously. great VA for that character
>>31632944
my favorite ship
>>31632828somehow, i do like a bit the idea of a young Discord liking Celestia, an unrequited love...
>>31632966>>31632944>>31632922>check em
>>31632986is that a.. marshmallow discord?
>>31632983Haven't seen much of that one.
We dubs now?
>>31632986
>>31632983nice colorsby the wayhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs
>been click for 30 min>finals tomorrow>welpiamfucked
>>31632983It's shit.
>>31633005No, stop that
>>31632869
>>31633005no, let's not
>>31633005NoI amTHEWizardBEHOLD.
>>31633020What is that?
CAN WE HAVE A NEW THROD NOW?
>>316330668 more images
>>31633066Yes sir Mr. Doubles!
>>31633060Pony soundboard.
>>31632240Wait, are we seriously playing 'who's the anon'?I guess it's a welcome change from FUTA RAPE.
I didn't scribble any ponies today.http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132192400225-doodles112111-1.pnghttp://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132192404918-doodles112111-2.png
>>31632891Sometimes, I imagine that they both started out relatively innocent, but they both loved pranks and laughter. As they grew, though, Discord took it too far and ended up resenting the fact that Celestia couldn't follow him any more.
>>31633088Huh. No kidding.
>>31632986>>>31632984And considering that celestia is basically a few steps away from bein considered a diety of order and harmony, It would both make slightt sence and be slightly ironic - The Discord would be so drawn to a being of harmony, to try and pry open the chestnut of dullness she seems to be fortificated in, just to see what's there.
>>31633084Well i dont think we are going to talk about ponies...
Thread recyclan>>31629352>>31629352>>31629352>>31629352>>31629352>>31629352>>31629352
>>31633084well now that you've brought it back upyou're my prime suspect
>>31633101I like to think Discord has always existed, and has fucked with multiple species throughout time
>>31633029>sad TwilightI can't help but tear. I know that feel.
>>31632240>>31633084>>31633119Remember, they're subtle, and there. Words, file names, pictures, and styles all point to the truth. You just need to come down to my level of thinking to see them.
>>31633162Yeah, my more canon theory is that he has been since the creation of harmony. But I've allowed several alternate stories to go on in my head, including the idea that he was the original element of laughter.
>>31633022okay fine
>>31633174you greatly overestimate yourself, theres probably over a hundred unique anons that post, that much random noise is going to completely obscure any kind of subtle hints you drop.Thats why i'm only looking passively, cause its going to take a long fucking time to get a series of hits that point to the same person.also for all i know you're some no name trip that thinks hes way more popular than he is, you already come across as really egotistic
>>31633153Sorry to break it to you, but I just got done with sphagetti dinner and a root beer.Also some pony, I watched Cutie Pox again.Have to stay relevant. God I love Scootaloo wailing in French.
>>31633278>scootaloo
>>31633174have you posted with your name in this thread?
>>31633278"Kill me."
>>31633312Sorry, sorry, I always supplant > Applebloom with the coolest CMC.
>>31633361Thats not Sweetie Belle!
>>31633395COOLEST. I said COOLEST. Not most marshmallow!
>>31633361Coolest but not best.
>>31633431So you replace Applebloom with herself? I'm confused.
>>31633274I'm a tripfag, posts on the generals often, and is semi well known I would say, that is, there's something always attributed to the code, like how DD is know inherently for rape, NTSTS is a good writer, Squeak for Caralight, Nathan for that one picture, ect.Vague as fuck, I know, but three years on ED has taught me the valuable lesson of concealing your identity
>>31633431Rarity?
>>31633489YOU MUST BE ME!So we meet again.
>>31633554You're known for something other than your name?
>>31633489well i'll stick to my current strategy of keeping it in the back of my mind and letting my subconcious do all the filtering work.I know your general posting style, well see how many tripfags post like you do.
>>31633489>valuable lesson of concealing your identityalso, you obviously don't want it to be concealed, you want people to know who you are.its like the whole serial killer thing, they leave a trail and hints because they ultimately want to be caught
>>31633741Or, I'm just bored as fuck right now.Either one is fine.
>>31633641In case serious question: fanfic writer who is probably now known for taking a long time to update.
>>31633847Oh right, I'm sorry but I don't know many of the writefags.
New thread where?
>>31633847AAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA.
>>31633939>>31633134
>>31633916It's fine! Fanfics aren't for everyone due to stigma. >>31633960Of course, I do not hold a candle to the great ones.
>>31634082Oh but I like reading fanfic.What have you written?
>>31634082>>31634154>fanfiction
>>31634154Ponies Discover /Co/ [comedy; in style of an episode]One Problem Child [shipping short]Paradise [Mutlichapter adventure fic about Luna and Celestia in pre-Equestrian times]
>>31634334>Ponies Discover /co/I knew I had heard your name somewhere!
>>31634414Ahh, thank you!
