So, was that finally a natural 404 for an active pony thread?

Someone please make the pony threads a sticky with just a text link, since the ponyfags are obsessed with never letting a conversation just die.

>>31626202
It's possible, it was moving a little slowly as MLP General goes.

>>31626215
The last time that happened the thread got so big it would crash everyones' browsers.

so no.

>>31626215
The last time we had a sticky we had to get the OP to delete it beacuse nobody could view it any more

It's a new character

Trixie 2.0 with wings

>yfw

WHAT IF THE PONE HAD WEPON

>>31625910

my thread has pets.

>>31626242
Dash would be an aerial assault drone and the world would tremble in fear.

>>31626248

And also no keywords.

the mysterymare will be tank the turtle magicked into a pony
wouldnt mind seein a fanart of that lol

>>31626225
anyway, like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted
>implying I need an excuse to find rainbow dash attractive

>>31626225
That was one hell of a sticky.

Also
>Everyone bows when Luna walks into a scene of partying hard.
lolno.
>Everyone runs in a panic.
>Luna catches her males like a lioness after a wildebeest.

>>31626242
they would wield crowbar because they need to kill fast and bullets not fast enough

>>31626267
>bullets not fast enough
>not bullets too slow
faceless, that isn't living up to your family name and facing full life consequences

>>31626267
And then Celestia would run fast to where Twilight was!

And, I don't know, give her an email.

>>31626242
PONI HOOF CANNOT TRIGER
PONI DED

>>31626267
Bullets too slow

>>31626267
You are evil, bro. Time to be defeated.

>>31626279

>not full face consequences

Terse, you disappoint me

>>31626280
The mail said u r a fagger.

>>31626279
Well I'm sorry I watched it like two year ago.

so are we still going to talk about all the times chistery has come up with interesting topics that glitter glue still doesn't to draw out of indolence

*farts*

>>31626187
Holy crap a ghost!

>>31626299
>Not waking up every morning to true life consequences.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjIwN95qoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

latinamerican episode youtube link anyone?

rainbow dash orgasm best orgasm
pic related

>>31626300
Oh come on, they're not 'interesting,' they're just crack-addled. All I want out of them are some chuckles, though Snails fan art would be fun.

>>31626329
it isnt out yet, but enjoy an eternal stream
http://www.livestream.com/woorales

>>31626295
Anon Freepony, over here!
>editing things to make them more salient
>2011

>>31626299
That means you presumably haven't seen the continuations and conclusion to the truly vast saga, correct?

>>31626336

>>31626336
For that to be an orgasm joke you have to clip out the section of film that's very clearly a small object falling on the barn.

Without it, yeah, it looks like Applejack just > succeeded.

poni should judge poni

The mysterious mare is mysterious

>>31626326

>>31626300
I've always thought of glitter as a chistery who could create feelings through the power of binary pen comics

>>31626300
>so are we still going to talk about all the times chistery has come up with interesting topics that glitter glue still doesn't to draw out of indolence
I literally can't draw every single idea that people come up with in the MLP threads.

>>31626356
I have. but I haven't watched them more than once each.

>>31626392
Why would you, some ideas recquire a tremendous amount of effort for very little gain

>>31626326
DETECTIVE PONY?

>Reading Equestria Daily
>Link to Andrea Libman's Twitter
>Most recent Tweet is a response to someone asking her if she's ever read cupcakes

why

>>31626392
Exactly. Get off GG's back, he has other projects to do.

>>31626420
Bronies thats why.

>>31626365
just so happens she orgasm'd just as she hit the barn.
the explosion WAS NOT the impact.

>>31626392
>Attempts to think of a world where GG actually DID draw every single idea from MLP threads.
So much blood... So much rape...

>>31626420
... : |

> anonymous thread

they would be using their bear hads

>>31626450
Well, should we go over to DD's 'safe haven' marker thread then?

>>31626420
anon, i didn't fucking need to know this
why

>>31626392
how obsurd glitter glue

of cource you can draw all these things

what are you saying


now get back to work for my happyness/boner/insert a reason here

>>31626427
>he has other projects to do.

You mean like those project he won't shut up about abandoning but continues to hold off while he creates ever more MLP related projects like an ask tumblr?

Idea for a picture:
The mane six's pets as ponies.

>>31626420
I lost the capacity to care long, long ago

>>31626458
What, this isn't the current general?

So what's new in terms of pony, guys?

dont you wish this scene was a little bit longer? i know. 22 minute limit... but i really wished to se dash getting a bit more jelous.

yeash we got instead song , fair deal.

>>31626467
Yeah, those. I'm just saying the man can do whatever he DOES want to do.

>>31626478

DD made a thread where the marker was the OP in order to keep the marker safe after the last thread suddenly 404'd.

>>31626492
I fucked your mother.

Also dress.mov is coming soon.

>>31626474
Opalessence is already a cat version of Rarity though.

>>31626409
>Why would you, some ideas recquire a tremendous amount of effort for very little gain
I know right, and that HEY WAIT A MINUTE

>>31626467
>You mean like those project he won't shut up about abandoning but continues to hold off while he creates ever more MLP related projects like an ask tumblr?
Oh go back to fucking tgchan
don't bring that whiny shit here too

>>31626492
Were you here for the Hearth's Warming episode announcement, Gore?

>>31626503

Soon?

How soon is soon?

Inb4 soon

>>31626495
what the hell are pinkie pie and gummy doing?

>>31626495
Pinkies eyes at gummy

>>31626514
Smiles for the Smile god!

>>31626529
I don't know, but I'm a little concerned.

I listened to the Smile song maybe fifteen times. But I've been listening to Fluttershy and Dashs duet like, thrice that amount

It's so nice....

>>31626528
SOON ENOUGH

>>31626529
Discrete rectal enjoyment.

>>31626515

Of course, I've even started topics about it.

>>31626514
Oh god, and now he makes gifs...

I must admit it made me laugh though

>>31626545
TOO SOON

>>31626529
>>31626542

>>31626515
I dont get it, its about Xmas or about the creation of Equestria?

>>31626514

>>31626531
appears, from what i can tell is gummy is bronco-bustin' pinkie pie and wont get off lolz

>>31626566
They can't have Christmas because they don't have pony Jesus. It's supposed to be a historical play about the founding of Ponyville, if not Equestria.

>>31626505
I dunno, I picture pony!Opal to be this old fat high society mare that treats every other pony like dirt.

Also, now that I think about it, pony!Gummy would be terrifying.

>>31626566
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Hearth's_Warming_Eve
It's basically the ponyquivalent of the Nativity. Should be fun, though!

>>31626554
Oh, no worries, then. Nothing else has happened of note, to my knowledge.

>>31626564
> 24 in a series
Are Pinkie Eyes really that popular? What's the appeal?

>listening to smile song
>it makes me glad to see you beam, beam, beam
>pinkie x cyclops otp

>>31626505
I like how all of thier pets reflect thier owners in some way.

it only furthers my Fluttershy/Rarity ship even more. Only Fluttershy can work through Rarity's self absorbed demeanor.

>>31626529
Good question, lets investigate. (Which means I gotta download the damn episode in 1080)

Thankfully, people aren't being shit about uploading.

>>31626579

>implying pony Jesus isn't just human Jesus.

Equestria is set in the far future, this is practically canon by now.

>>31626577
Cheer up mate! You'll always have your ponies!

>>31626616
Someone should draw Angel Bunny banging the shit out of Opalescence.

>>31626579
I hope pinkie plays Celestia in the play.

>>31626579
cannon implies.
(From Ticket Master, by the wway)

>>31626597

They're just in my Pinkie folder, not a series.

>>31626514

Fine then, I'll MAKE you smile!

With erryones favourite fetish!

So the reactions to upcoming episode are either this or this

If Dash HAD picked the falcon

What would she have named it?

>>31626623

>set in the future
>canon

How? Because of the human skulls on some of the shit in the show? You're going purely off of that?

>>31626528
SOON-SOON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mr1_6yA-QvI

>>31626647

FUCK YOUR SHIT

>>31626642
That implies they like silly flopsy hats and bells for their Winter Solstice celebration.

That and Hasbro can't help but inject the secular elements of DA SPIRUT OF CHROOSTMAS in all of their product line television series at some point.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!

What is the proper plural of ponies? A Pile of Ponies? A Party of Ponies? Something else?

>>31626662
Captain Falcon

>>31626647
We've been over this. Ponies or bust.

>>31626647

>>31626660
Rainbow Dash, who sees herself as the absolute BEST pony and all around number 1 pony is going to be outshined by some mysterious new do-gooder.

Its going to be kick ass and you should know it.

>>31626682
I think it's a herd.

>>31626634
Someone should draw Angel Bunny banging the shit out of Fluttershy.

Is the archive broken or did we lose the Marker again?

>>31626187
that's Berry Punch btw

>>31626634
Well now that's just straight up Bestiality.

Opal isn't even capable of communication.

>>31626689

>>31626697
It's safely ensconced in DD's thread.

>>31626662
professor zoom

>>31626697

DD's got the marker sequestered.

>>31626707
She communicates by koffing and frowning

>>31626713

The mysterious mare hero is Dash's mom.

She's got it going on.

which pony is best at killing

>>31626647
Those are not wide-hips, good sir...

>>31626717
>>31626724
I can't into big words.

>>31626732
Oh great the shitposter came here too.

>>31626732

>>31626728
>koffing

>>31626734
Having it going on probably runs in the family

>>31626728
>She communicates by koffing
requesting opalescence using a koffing as an interpreter with angel bunny

>>31626693
Nono, I do not mean the judgement of the episode but the prediction of who the mysterious mare is.

>>31626728
Can coughing or frowning really be considered consent?

>>31626682
>What is the proper plural of ponies? A Pile of Ponies? A Party of Ponies? Something else?
A string.

A string of ponies.

>>31626742
yeah

And he had to delete his spam in the other thread to post it here.

Thats dedicated stupid

>>31626743

why do i want her to get the frosting all smeared in between her toes so that i can lick it off

>>31626736
Purely accidental, mind you.
It's just that, things struggle a lot and she panics.

has dash ever got so hungry she could eat a whole horse

>>31626743
>>31626732
>>31626713
>>31626689
>>31626647

>>31626761
How did I not know this.

>>31626441
This is Rainbowdash's Cum Face

>>31626761
> rake of male ponies
So ... A Rake of Rapists?

>>31626743

>>31626761
>String
Whelp, back to programming.

>>31626797
Those are male horses, not male ponies.

>>31626761
>String of ponies
>string...thread?
>Thread of ponies?

>>31626798

>>31626779

no, just the vagina

>>31626804
Ahhhhhhhh.

>>31626761
>inb4 name Heartstrings became even more awesome.

>>31626805
How do you do it Batman.

>>31626748
hell yah it does

She'll be one heck of a milf

>>31626797
The word for a group of rapists being rake is too funny to not be used from now on

>>31626802
>Eclipse
I'm so sorry

>>31626798
>>31626743
>>31626713

I ALREADY ASKED YOU IN THE OTHER THREAD

GO AWAY

YOU'RE NOT SOME EPIC TROLL xD OR ANYTHING, YOU'RE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING

LITERALLY THE LOWEST FORM OF COMEDY

PLEASE GO AWAY NOBODY LIKES YOU

>>31626761
> colt groups are reffered to as a rag/rake

interesting

so if there were actually more than like five boy colts in ponyville they could have some ragtime

>>31626761
Also, a group of ZEBRAS can be called a:
Zeal, Crossing, Dazzle, Cohorts, Herd

>>31626817
dammit you just reminded me of the last Batman: BatB episode...

>>31626843

I quite like /co/horts.

>>31626841
>so if there were actually more than like five boy colts in ponyville they would form a roving rape gang and violate the mane six in ways they didn't even know were possible
fix'd

>>31626817
Batman's power?
.................................being Batman

>>31626761
holy shit a Charm of Hummingbirds.

I think that beats ravens and crows for cool group names.

>>31626837

>>31626841
it brings a whole new level of meaning to the epithet "rake"

>>31626818
anybody who can create something as pretty as rainbow dash must be quite pretty herself

which pony would you like to love

i'd love sweetie belle if you know what i mean

i'd take her to movies, brush her fluffy mane, give her long, lingering hugs...

>>31626816

>>31626857
Sweet Christ on a bicycle I was just going to make a RagingSemi joke.

What have I done?!

>>31626853
Eh, I could live with being a zebra.

>>31626807
>octavia

lesen

>>31626873
what was the joke?

>>31626866
I do hope we see her parents. Raritys parents were so expectantly hunky-dory

>>31626896

HHNNNGGG

>>31626869
I'd love the fuck out of Twilight

we could spend the night under the stars, pointing out the constellations to each other and writing them down in a little book, or just sit by the fire, each of us reading something, until she started flicking at me with her tail and we both carefully put the books down, after marking our place with a high quality bookmark, and I pounce at her, pinning her down and giving her little kisses all the way down her stomach

>>31626900
You ARE the joke, duh.

>>31626866
Rainbow Dash's mother always dresses in style.

>>31626903
Her parents are dead

>>31626869

I would love the most beautiful pony

>>31626924
your mom is dead

>>31626889

Yes

I'm lesening...

>>31626900
I was going to suppose "The Rake, for Raperings, est. 1000" as a new title you'd be drafting on the morrow in light of this new title.

It wasn't a very good one.

>>31626933
Nuh ah

>>31626924
shut up jesus

When we see all their parents this lame parents are dead thing can be finally laid to rest.

Guys, I'm in trouble, I used to love the ponies, seeing cute little colorful ponies doing cute things made me feel happy and gay, but now I find them stupid and annoying, what is wrong with me?

>>31626903
I'm hoping for some form of word on Applebloom's parents. Because the cutie pox episode REALLY didn't help with the incest thing.

>>31626925
luna is pretty great but she's no rainbow dash

>>31626948
HER PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAD

>>31626861
Here, check out the page
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/AnimalGroups.html
lots of other neat ones

>>31626949


you saw the true nature of reality

back into the matrix you go

>this thread

>>31626956
There is a grand total of one rainbow dash in existence
I know because I counted

>>31626953
Yeah, the "OUR little Applebloom" really screamed "fodder for the Applecest crowd."

>>31626953
Their parents are dead, Faust implied it

>>31626948
Seriously.
People need to stop beating, this dead horse.

>>31626949
maybe it was just a passing phase for you, and now it's over? try taking a break from the fandom and the community as a whole for a while, including /co/, and then watch a few episodes again. if that doesn't work, you may be burned out, or just plain uninterested.

>>31626970
It's not like we're talking about the West or anything

>>31626970
>this thread

>dicking around on Max's channel
>see this

Welp, that's obviously the "big" thing in the AJ video from earlier. Did anyone else see this? Am I slowpoking as fuck?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAP6E4mtRfA&feature=channel_video_title

>>31626857
I'd like everybody to take special note of how I'm not involved in this.

>>31626949
Tastes change over time, man. I used to hate Brussel Sprouts, but now I love them. Sad to see you go, but that's life.

>>31626983
JUST LIKE HER PARENTS

are there any image macros for the latest episode

>>31626962
SHUT UP YOU BUTT. Thats the easy way out

U jelly of my horse-porn-fortress?

>>31627013
A little. Yeah.

Never thought I'd own up to that.

>>31627013

>>31626937
>implying that if you felt her tail brush against your thigh, prompting you to look up at her and see her staring at you over the top of her book, your heart wouldn't melt

>>31627013
I't hit it.
Like Braveheart with an army of creepers.

>>31626956

Dash may be the prettiest pone but that's different from Luna's mature beauty and elegance

>>31627022
>>31626994
>>31626937

You're eating up the image limit with things that aren't pony. Technically you're avatar-fagging, even.

>>31627013
the hell I am.
You just threw a bunch of blank brick walls up and slapped horse porn on them. How tacky.
You couldn't even be bothered to make a real gallery for it!

>implying this week's episode won't have Scootaloo play an important role in the plot.

>>31627036
>Dash just want to be your neighbor.
>She is singing that song.

>>31627036
>dat sweatervest
>combed hair

Eat your heart out Twilight!

>>31627036
Dash doesn't need elegance or maturity, she has that natural, untamed look that can never be made, only born

>>31626976
>There will never be more than one Rainbow Dash

>>31626978
More like "our parents are dead and we have to raise her".

>>31627059
Scooltalo died off sceen in a plane crash

>>31627013

Not even vaguely, broheim.

>>31627076
The aircraft was full of hammers.

>>31627076

The plane didn't make it off the ground.

>>31627069
>implying there aren't already
>they're just all off screen every time

>>31626949
huhuhuhuhuh
you felt gay

>>31627078
>somebody actually using the skyrim pony mods
mother of god.

guys would you go to ponyworld on the condition that you are turned into a crazy old hermit wearing a loin cloth made of leaves who is grumpy and anti social but filled with obscure and useful knowledge that not even Twiligh'ts books or the princesses or zecora could provide so the ponies occasionally reluctantly come and visit you for help.

>>31627069
What if

Like

What if Rainbow Dash has extremely competitive siblings that also look like her?

>>31627098
Im waiting for good pony mods and no dude im not gay.

>>31627105
No.

>>31627069
There have been two Rainbow Dash's since episode 2

>>31627059

i would like to pet orange pone and tell her she is a good girl

>>31627105
That's pretty much life for me right now so yea

>>31627098
>Asian Twilight
YES
THIS PLEASES ME

I RAGE EVERY TIME THE AUTISTIC LEFTIST LAND WHALES MAKE HER BLACK JUST BECAUSE SHE'S THE SMART ONE

>>31627105
No, I like showering and wearing decent clothing.

Also, y'know, friendship and socialization and all that good stuff.

>>31627105
...so, nothing in my normal life would change at all?

This is some bullshit.

>>31627098

Shut up, Terse
I grabbed'em for fun, they're actually kinda shit. They're non-specific reskins for all horses so behind me in that picture, at the stables, there's two more Twilight Sparkles.

>>31627059
It wont, she is AJ tier, we will be better if she never appears again

>>31627076
>>31627092
>>31627088

>>31627098
Did you know there's another texture mod for those that actually adds detailed vaginas and buttholes

>>31627151
>It wont, she is Dash tier, we will be better if she never appears again

>>31627151
I would have been fine with your opinion if you didn't mention Applejack.

>>31627168
>It wont, she is Fluttershy tier, we will be better if she never appears again

Dash thinks so highly of herself. How will she react in the next episode toward the masked mare?

which pone would you like to be your pet

i'd like sweetie to be my loli sex slave

>>31627105
No that would be shit, I would miss real world conveniences and family

>>31627175
Come on every poni, smile smile smile!

>>31627205
>Dash thinks so highly of herself. How will she react in the next episode toward the masked mare?
Jealously. She will attempt to perform various deeds around town to seem more heroic herself, in comparison, but things won't go well and she'll probably make a mess of it and/or get in over her head.

>>31627155

>>31627112
>>31627135
>>31627155
when is the construction kit set to come out again? i'm not interested in participating in creating mods myself, and i still haven't picked up skyrim anyway, but i'd like for there to be at least one good pony mod by then. better than this god-awful one, anyway. and hopefully something in the vein of O3. also,
>not gay
not even a little? not even for flutterguy?

>>31627130
but...the bowlcut, man, the bowlcut!

>>31627155

If only that were the worst modification already out -- don't go to /v/, folks.

>>31627109
and they're all called rainbow dash so we don't know which ones they are, and in one episode two of them will be talking to each other and nobody will mention it as anything weird?

>>31627231
It's okay, they're bright and candy-colored.

>>31627240
>not even a little? not even for flutterguy?

Nothing at all man, sorry.

>>31627213
I'm proud of you anon

>>31627209
I would take very good care of my own little scootaloo
she would have the best hay

>>31627226

>performing heroic deeds

I already know how this is gonna fuckin work. She's gonna act like she did at the gala for attention. She's gonna purposely stir up a big shitstorm, try to stop it to seem heroic, and then the new girl has to clean up her mess.

>>31627226
>Dash gets apprehended by the Masked Mare because of her bullshit.
>manages to unmask her in the scuffle that ends with them both tied up in a tangle together.

>>31627213
Googley Eye Anon. Bear my children.

>>31627209
Second.

>>31627248
Naaah, that's silly

Especially if she has an older brother or something.

>>31627209
applejack since i'm boring too

>>31627271
There will be fisticuffs

Also calling it now, we never find out who the masked mare is.

>>31627205
If nobody's paying attention to me for doing good, then I'll give them what they want! This town will rue the day it ignored the Dash!

>>31627274
I demand a son.

So help you if you bear my a daughter!

>>31627307
No need to loose you head over it.

>>31627304
I'd pay attention to Dash even when she was sleeping

>>31627304
Goooood goooooood

Let the hate flow through you...

>>31627244
>If only that were the worst modification already out -- don't go to /v/, folks.
What's the worst modification out, then?
Come on, don't act like you're sparing us from some internet horror, just tell us what it is.

>>31627304
I kinda hope she ends up becoming a super villain. It could be fucking hilarious.

>>31627327
I demand a cut above the rest

>>31627330
I would pay Dash extra special close personal attention, but I'm only one man. And, let's be honest, I'd do the same if she were being a supervillain, because that's kinda sexy too.

>>31627304
Hard to believe Pinkie will pay attention to someone else over Dash.

Guys
Why the fuck do the fan artists make Twilight Black, but not Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, or Rarity?

I understand Applejack at least, but all the others have just as much reason to be black as twilight?

>>31627205
She'll start some kind of rainbow based natural disaster that threatens to destroy the town

>>31627307
But...I always wanted a daughter.

>>31627346
That sort of demanding'll earn you a slash, friend!

Remember the part when Rainbow Dash got stranded in a gorge with her wing caught under a boulder? I cried as she had to amputate her own wing just to get free. She was screaming so loudly as she took that sharpened stone to the base of her wing.

>>31627361
Ross made Applejack and Twilight black.

>>31627361
There have been a couple of other people who made Rarity, Pinkie, or Applejack black.

>>31627374
>implying Dash isn't completely indestructible
the entire pegasus guard couldn't cut off that wing

>>31627361
I've seen black Rarity and Pinkie Pie.

And muslim Fluttershy. Boy did people get upset over that.

>>31627361
Because she has the darkest skin?

>mfw niggers

>>31627374
I think you fell asleep partway through the episode and had a horrible dream for the rest of it.

>>31627240

No idea when the mod tools are due out, but there's a lot of solid work being done already and they aren't particularly necessary for this mod. The skins are shit by no fault of the software, but we'll have to wait until the tools come out to actually change meshes and, for example, give horses wings and/or horns.

That said, here's my mockup of how to make the mod better. Thoughts?

>>31627370

Does it look like I'm joking around?!

>>31627374
>Slam into thick rocks, causing them to crack.
>Survive high speed impacts unscathed.
>Paralyzed by having an inch of her wing under a rock.
SURELY SHE IS THE BEST PONE IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA.

>>31627374
Thats her longest primary feather right? If she cut that off she'd be unable to fly correct?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04KVVq3IySA
This is for you, /co/...

>>31627361
Twilights coat colour is a fair bit darker than the rest.

Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie all have very bright coats. Applejack's is somewhere inbetween, but still a fair bit lighter than Twilight's. (She also tends to be drawn somewhat tanned as such)

>>31627422
it'd probably grow back, or at very least we now have confirmed medical magic, she wouldn't stay grounded for long

>>31627417
Its her Achilles Heel or Sayan tail

>>31627422
Until it grew back, I guess? I like how much of a panic Dash was in even though she wasn't in any immediate danger and her friends were about to rush off to find her until she came riding in on Tank.

>>31627436
how lovely

>>31627410
How about adoption?

>>31627396
My friend, I assure you, I would buy Skyrim purely to install your mod, were it ever to come to fruition.

What's going on ITT?

>>31627455
We've seen her freak out over little stuff like this before. Such as in SR over her performance I think.

>>31627471
LOTS AND LOTS OF PONIES

>>31627455
she thought she'd be stuck there forever because she thinks nobody would come looking for her, because her self-esteem is so low
that's the real reason she acts like such a bitch, so nobody will be nice to her, because she doesn't think she deserves it. She doesn't deserve a family sized tub of ice cream every night, either, but it's all that gets her through the day.

>>31627471
Incest between a namefag and anonymous with ponies mixed in.
You know, the usual.

>>31627473
Yeah, she never stops to think and I love it when it happens

>>31627497
>headcanon

>>31627455
I like to think that if Tank wasnt involved, the other mane 6 would find her but would be unable to help.

So they just move ponyville over, so shes now in the town and not a lone

>>31627497
dang dude

how's that projectiing thing working out for you

>>31627417
When she tried to fly off before she realized she was trapped, she fucked her wing up. For an example, tie your hand to a post, then sprint away from that post. Hence the need for bandages.

>>31627497
>because her self-esteem is so low

Poor Dashie, she really doesn't have much self esteem does she? She's all puff and bravado on the outside...

>>31627361
not really, twilight has the objectively darkest coat color.

though i think that would make her mediterranean or something since zebras are the blacks

>>31627462
How about divorce?

>>31627516
>>headcanon
The ice cream perhaps. The rest isn't really a stretch.

>>31627518
Yeah, none of the ponies are capable of moving a boulder or anything. We definitely did not see two of them lugging one around earlier in the season.

>>31627518
>Twilight can output absurd amounts of force
>Won't move rock
>Moves entire town instead
At least Dash won't be alone

>>31627493
500 PONIES

>>31627534
>this is what ponychan actually believes

>>31627527
...With a chewy marshmellow center

>>31627518
>Twilight just magics the rest of the rocks down the ravine and the rest leave as the dust settles.

>>31627533
Very well.

>>31627518
>five seconds of digging
>five seconds of telekinesis
>suddenly Dash can move again

yeah she totally would have starved and died there

>>31627535
They have no leverage, the rock is partially embedded in the ground

>>31627566
>[citation needed]
Also, magic.

>>31627558
They'll bring her food every day, and somebody can keep her company. Maybe read to her a little, tell her the news. Get the wonderbolts to visit. Maybe being stuck there forever wouldn't be so bad

>>31627566
she literally dug it out of the stone with her bare hooves

>>31627556
And just like that I'm alone again.

Why must I always push others away!

>>31627566
Partially embedded SO DEEP that a fucking turtle tortoise whatever can get underneath it in less than ten seconds

>>31627566
>leverage
>telekinesis

You're joking, right?

>>31627566
Damn, if only I had a way to move dirt around so I may use the newly dug hole as a pivot.

>>31627566
Rarity fucking dug it out with her bare fucking hooves you ingrate

>>31627566

Physics? In a cartoon? You fool.

The force necessary to overcome the inertia of any object, regardless of mechanical advantage, is directly proportional to the plot importance of the object's inertia or the square of that inertia's comedic value if applicable. See: Wile E. Coyote.

I missed the newest episode: was Rainbow Dash finally made likable?

where is the latin episode on youtube, you guys said there would be a latin episode on youtube

cant wait to hear the crappy voices

BUT SHE COULD HAVE DIED. SHE WAS GONNA BE STUCK THERE FOREVER

at least thats the conclusion she jumped to

>>31627388
>People getting upset over Muslim twilight

haha

minimum trolling

>>31627618
If you didn't like her before I see no reason as to why you'd like her now. I still like her though.

>>31627618
Yes, although she was a bit of a bitch through the episode

>>31627622
I'm just rendering it, and i need to upload it to Youtube too.

Give me 2 hours or so-

>>31627629
No it was muslim Fluttershy, Twilight was black.

>>31627601
RARITY STRONG

>>31627626
Yes, because she never stops to think about the logical conclusion, that's the point. But then we had some people come in and announce their >headcanon or that there was literally no way that anyone could have moved that rock for Dash, despite the fact that a tortoise did it with his head very easily.

>>31627626
she's used to the thoughts of being alone forever, they're nothing new to her. She just never thought it'd be literal.

>>31627636
I actually thought she was okay this ep. perfect dash.

Thats coming from someone who puts her at the bottom of his list. Its as long as she interacts with the rest in short sharp bursts

Dash just overreacted to the rock on her wing. And she's not the most logical of the group.

She's overreacted to stuff more than once. See: SRB

>>31627664
>Dash
>Think
it's like they don't even watch the show
Dash thinks jumping to conclusions is a good thing because it's fast

>>31627646
SHE IS CUTE

SHE MUST HAVE CUTE GUTS

>>31627665
>headcanon
I guess >>31627664 was right

>>31627684
ARE YOU A SPY

>>31627678
Dash was perfectly in character the entire episode. That's part of the reason I liked it. And yeah Dash is worst pony imo.

>>31627693
>implying I take anything I say here seriously
I just love the idea of Dash secretly being really fucking depressed, because it doesn't make sense in the show at all

>>31627684
I love Dash overreacting to things. It just wouldn't be the same if she sat there calmly thinking to herself that her friends would be there in a matter of minutes.

>>31627711
>Dash is worst pony
fu-
>imo
I'll let you get away this time

>>31627725
But that's why I like her. She's immature, hot-headed and doesn't think before she acts.

She puts herself on such a high pedestal and hold such impossible standards, it was nice seeing her learn something this past episode

>>31627640
uploading but to wich channel?

>>31627745
DISCLAIMER: my opinion is correct and you are wrong and gay and a brony if you disagree.

>>31627753
Of course! I love characters like Dash.

>dashfags

>>31627762
http://www.youtube.com/horadepony

>>31627753
>She's immature, hot-headed and doesn't think before she acts.

that's the exact reason i don't like her

>>31627753
>She puts herself on such a high pedestal and hold such impossible standards

Women. Am i right fells?

>>31627798
oh man, not again!

>>31627753
>Dash
>learn

>mfw I can't access my XP partition where all my pony images are stored

>>31627828
>past episode
>'I learned something today'

If she hadn't she'd be cruising with a pet falcon

>>31627828
You dont like character development?

>>31627832
>XP
that's like watching G3

>>31626529
>>31626618
She's bouncing Gummy on her back.

>>31627832
>partitioning in the age of cheap hard drive space

Do you even watch the show?

>>31627832
Use a Linux install - they tend to ignore NTFS access restrictions.

>>31627828

>implying dash can't learn anything

I have a fanmade picture of Dash playing chess, your argument is invalid.

>>31627849
Gummie doesnt like it, but as a cold blooded reptile, he doesn't have the energy to react properly

>>31627863
I'm guessing you didn't hear HDD pries have increased by 2-4x depending on model...

Oh and you might not even find any for sale if you're unlucky.

>>31627410
>>31627307
>>31627274
>>31627213
>>31627274

MOTHERFUCKING PONIES THINK THEY KNOW SHIT ABOUT GOOGLY EYES

THEY DON'T KNOW FUCK ABOUT GOOGLY EYES

>>31627872
>fanmade

You just invalid your own argument...

>>31627832
>partitions
Why haven't I thought of that?

>>31627896
that was the point you numbskull

Now that I've done my compensatory masculine activity for the day, it is time to draw a cute pone. Would someone kindly give me a concept?

>>31627888
Someone give him THE EYES

>>31627307

>>31627914

pone doing your masculine activity

>>31627896

>>31627914
Applejack

>>31627914
The CMCs, stacked on top of one another

>Implying you wouldn't casually be walking with Fluttershy, helping her out with whatever, and just gently lay your finger on the base of her wing, stroking up and down while she, true to her nature, squeaks and shivers to each stroke, acting scared. Yet you feel her wing press harder against your finger, and notice she's rubbing her thighs together...

>>31627943
A CMC sandwich?

>>31627806
Are... are you asking us? Would anyone in this thread even know about women?

>>31627929
I was bouldering at a rock gym. Pones lack fingers.

>>31627943
AJ watching over CMC doing that.

>>31627943
Oh goodness, doing that. Might get a heart attack though.

>>31627953
STOP GIVING ME BONERS

>>31627953
whyboner.jpeg

>>31627953
Well you got my attention.

>>31627953
>one finger
if I'm gonna massage her wings, I'm gonna do it right

and if I do it right, she won't even need to touch herself

>>31627914
Pinkie Pie barking at a fire hydrant

>>31627964

mountaineering ponies?

ot: is bouldering anything like scrambling? or closer to climbing?

>>31627979

yay

>>31627953
>Faceless says something
>>31627983
>>31627988
>It's super effective

>>31627863
Cheap is relative.

>>31627865
It's not a matter of access restrictions, I've already bypassed that. I just had computer issues earlier so the XP drive didn't mount properly when I had to restart.

>>31627953
>notice she's rubbing her thighs together...

Fluttershy is a cricket

>>31627998
You're just teasing her, a drawn out foreplay until she tackles you and take control. just as you planned.

>>31628016
>paying attention to Faceless
>any year

>>31627953

>implying im not gay

>>31628051
>Futashy

>>31627953
>implying I wouldn't put a bridle on her, hitch her to the bedpost, and go make and eat dinner while she stews in her arousal

>>31628036
Oh, well then. One finger it is, and I'll keep walking. Swapping wings whenever one of them gets a little too excited - if she wants more, she'll have to take it.

>>31628036
the pictures aren't helping

>>31628036
What an scary expression.

>>31628036
I already told you faggot, anonxMrs CakexSweetie Belle or get out.

>>31627964
I got the mental image of literal boldering, exercising with giant boulders

>>31628051
Oh hi, Nathan.

>>31628005
Bouldering is typically where you set up a low rock wall (15' tall, max) with a set of routes or "problems". The aim is to set a route where the challenge lies in making each individual move. You climb without a harness. There's a rock gym a town over that has a sick bouldering wall.

Why ca't I stop listening to this on repeat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=682pneYoP0c

>>31628062
>the rapist explicitly not raping
damnit deaf, you're giving your fetish a bad name

>>31628051
i'll do all those things for you then, anon

>>31628062
>implying this discussion won't now be derailed to rape
>yes I'm implying there is a discussion

>>31628066
Shes going to nibble you

TO DEATH

>>31628067
I got out. but only for that thread, it'll never work again.
MWAHAHAHA*cough*

WHO IS YOUR THIRD-FAVORITE PONY

>>31628087
>rape

>>31628051
>implying a gay can't have female friends
>or give them massages
I'm not even gay.

>>31628081
You clearly don't know the first thing about dominating. Depriving her of contact is only the first step.

But yes, this isn't a rape scenario.

>>31628104
Do it Faceless, you know you want it.

>>31628106
I think Rarity.. or Pinkie

Having a pet seems like a huge hindrance to Rainbow Dash. She's a free spirit who shouldn't be held down by anybody. She doesn't need responsibilities or anybody. In future episodes, if Tank is still around, she'll have to be much slower just to let him keep up. Tank can't just live in Cloudsdale, I have no idea where he's going to be off-screen.

Rainbow Dash is technically friends with the other ponies, but she rarely ever hangs out with any of them, she's often flying alone and I think she prefers it that way.

>>31628106
Pinkie Pie.