Fuck off

CHILD MOLESTATION GENERAL TIME!
BEST TIME?

one thread horsefuckers

>>31622937
funfact: America is the world's bigger producer of Child Porn

Fuck off. Spanish version is better.

>>31622958
>implying the other thread doesn't violate the english only rule

GENTLEMEN!

REV UP YOUR PENISES!

look at all that sage

too bad not a single of them realize what sage does

>>31622969
you must be a christian conservative, on this age of internet we can translate almost everything with just one click.

>>31622990
Oh shit, not Octavia too.
Shit, soon I can't resist a boner anymore...

>>31622969

Then have that thread closed down. After which, start a new one. Or shut the fuck up.

How about no.

>>31623003
You must be a liberal arts student if you seriously think we have translation perfected yet

>>31623003
We can also hide threads and posts, but that doesn't make posting illegal things okay.

>>31622990
>Human feet on a pony

>>31623047
Hands too.

They just went full anthro.

>>31623047
Oh look

it's little Pip

>>31623076
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING FACE ONE MORE TIME...

>>31623103

>>31623103
You'll do what?

>>31623116

One thread at a time dickholes.

>>31623116
GO DEEPER

>>31623129
Those faces really scare me.

>>31623130
other thread violates a global rule.

one dickhole at a time threads

>>31623103

>>31623130
We apologize for that. Mexicans don't know how to read global rules.

>>31623130
And this is that thread.

The other thread is violating a global rule, so fuck them.

>>31623163
But that's somehow cute.

>>31623163
Thats terrifying, Rose.

I vote mods delete both threads.

i got a theory , since tank kept his sunglasses in his shell , maybe he also hid there First Aid Kit just in time to help Rainbow Dash?

>>31623163
Rooseeeee

Santa Pie with Gummy Rudolph on her head

>>31623186
I vote you get the fuck out.

>>31623186
Agree

question, if someone were to make a fan film (like a legit 90+ minute long film) about some of the background ponies and it was guaranteed to be awesome, well animated and cool (hypothetical situation here). Which background ponies would you want and what would the story be about?

>>31623163
That doesn't have that certain blank aura the original has. I think they must have performed some black magic on the computer used to make that scene.

>>31623186
Finally something we can all agree on!

>>31623178
It's that it's not quite frontal, so the mouth fits into space in a less strange way.

>>31623186
I vote u r a faget

>>31623186
I vote for infinite votes so I can continue to vote forever.

>>31623207
she's not looking at the viewer is what it is. just gazing off in the distance

>>31623178

SMILe you latinfag, come here and mark this thread

>>31623168

So if they violate a rule first, you violate a rule second, horray?

Wow. You're not a huge douchebag at all.

>>31623232
>two minutes
d-dayumn

>>31623103

Oh, are we drawing creepy-smile Rainbow Dash now?!?

>>31623232
EEEEEE SQUIRREL

>>31623238
Uhh, the rule violation is the "English only" rule. we're writing in english, they're speaking maiden. (spanish)

>>31623242
sorry Facelss, these were premade to bug people on tumblr about the faces

>being disturbed by pony faces

This show really has turned everyone into a bunch of little girls.
Thanks a lot Faust.

>>31623232
S-Stop it!

>>31623236
HES BUSY SAYING TRYING TO CONFUSE ME BY SPEAKING SPANISH!

>>31623238
>implying it's violating any rules
MLP Generals should be open to all, not just those of a specific language. This is an english language site, thus we have english language threads. Like it or not, that other thread is NOT a MLP General, it was not linked in the other thread until well after it was created, and it is not generally talking about MLP. The one-thread rule is also not a global rule.

>>31623232
>PETS
>SO MANY PETS
>OH GOD I'M SO ALONE

>>31622887
A bunny of the opposite gender of Angel.
Maybe with a "little buddy" (s)he will chill out.

>>31623253
>Maiden
Faceless, you racist bastard. I thought you'd love the shit-skins, since, you know, their skin is shit.

>>31623256
Oh.

well my >>31623196 is still unchanged.

>>31623257
AM NOT LEETLE GIRL, AM BIG STRONG MAN WITH SOFT SIDE

>>31623253

And you're posting a second thread, instead of trying to shut down the first abusive (according to you) thread and THEN starting a second one, if the spanish thread bothers you so much.

But no, fuck that. You'd rather break a rule and then point fingers at the other guys who're also breaking rules.

>>31623232
Damn!How can you draw that fast?

>>31623256
>made for tumblr

You don't love us anymore?

Dreamworks face anyone?

>>31623232
Are you taking requests?

>>31623205
Hmm...how many are we allowed? I'd say if I could make it about background ponies, I'd use two different groups and frame their narratives against each other as part of one single whole. For instance:
The first group would be the ponies we see in Canterlot, commoners, nobles and guards alike (in particular Lyra's mother and her personal guard) - an average day in their lives interrupted by some major catastrophe, with which they have to deal. The second group would be our obvious favourite backgrounders from Ponyville - led by Lyra and BonBon, also including Colgate, Cloud Kicker, Berry Punch, and so on.
The story would follow Lyra, mainly, as she tries to get into Canterlot in order to see her mother after this world-changing event - Lyra's mother desperately trying to get out, and Lyra trying to get in.

>>31623283
because the other thread is NOT an MLPG, and thus this thread is NOT breaking the rules.

>>31623277

fat != strong

>>31623295
No one loves you, shit, everyone hates you.

>>31623257
Yeah, no.

>>31623283
Not really. if the thread violates a rule, it's exempt to reporting and be viewed as a troll thread. Feel free to report the OP as well instead of just bitching here at us, or go back to your Avatar thread.

>>31623316
Yeah, that sounds about right.

I would hate me too.

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

>>31623259
Don't worry, I'll speak english here, more lessons for you tomorrow

>>31623307
Funny story, I'm not fat.

not strong either though.

>>31623331
BUENO?

>>31623324
Did the mexican thugs of your neighborhood kicked your ass when you were a kid? Because that would explain a lot of things.

>>31623331
They look like they are forced to smile like that.
With a shotgun pointed at them.
I think that's what makes it disturbing.

>>31623334

Same here fellow skinny man.

>>31623353
>yfw faceless grew up on a penis farm in israel

>>31623324

>he doesn't like MLP

>he must like avatar

No, really, You really couldn't possibly be a dickhole for saying this stuff.

>if the thread violates a rule, it's exempt to reporting and be viewed as a troll thread.

So this is the second pony thread on the front page, according to more than half the people currently posting in pony-related threads.

Is this a troll thread?

>That feel when Rose, the superior drawfag, is around and everyone ignores your shitty beginner drawings

I guess I'll try posting later, then...

>>31623331
Seems like Fluttershy wants to rape Rainbow Dash

>>31623331
I've already been smiling for the last 4 days
someone make it stop

>>31623380
Are you the guy who drew creepy-smile Dash? It's not bad, man, not bad at all! You're pretty good for a beginner. Were I an artfag I'd provide a more comprehensive critique, but it looks pretty good in general!

Repostan here since browser 97 can't tell old threads from new threads. What is a good site to set up commisions and shit?

>>31623380
I'm willing to make a request, if you'll have me. Where's your post/work?

>>31623380
Good. We don't need more shitty drawings clogging up the good stuff.

>>31623380
Come back in a year or two once you've improved.

>>31623385
who the fuck doesnt?

>That feel when Lil Pip will never suck your flobby dick.

>>31623362
I'm not skinny either, I'm kinda in-between. I occupy slightly more than the volume of a lean muscular person but I'm hella squishy.

>>31623380
It's the internet fame, bro. Can't do anything about it.

muchachos
voy a hacer que sangren sus culos de la cojida tan grande que les voy a meter

>>31623380
Anon gets ignored easily.
Unless he's gotta a really distinctive style, like miLes had. But then I'd bet my head he had been drawing before.
Also, try Fimchan/art.

>>31623380
which drawings

post them you attention whore

WHERE IS OUR MARKING MASTER?

>>31623422
Leth is dead.

>>31623374
The other thread is no more an MLPG than a thread bitching about MLP is. That's all there is to it, that is a thread for specific discussion, this is a general thread. We did not make that thread, we did not link to it in the previous general until long after it was made, it is /not an MLPG/. This is not a difficult concept.

>>31623401
Furaffinity.

Spam e621 with your art, get creepy people asking you to draw their fursonas, milk furries for all they're worth.

>>31623429
as dead as your mom!

>>31623415
No papa, no de nuevo, te juro que ya no me portare mal

>>31623415

No es necessario dir esto, amigo.

Es tan obvio.

On a completely non-sexual note, I would pick Fluttershy as my pet. Yes yes, I know that's the expected response, but I'm serious. I'd get a tiny saddle and a bright pink cowboy outfit and ride her around town. We could hog-tie all the mexicans. It would be fucking hilarious.

>>31623380
I am sorry, I don't mean to do that, I just want to post pictures

>>31623298
Dreamworks Face

>>31623345
Good job

>>31623392
Here, smile a little more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHf-YnY9k7k

>>31623358
looks cheery and sincere to me

>>31623411

So you're some sort of squid?

>>31623402
Sure thing! Throw it at me. Here's an example of my drawing quality.

>>31623398
It is I, Terse. That-one-Anon that keeps trying to draw every day. I still consider myself a beginner, though, haha.

why is everyone speaking chalupa supreme all of a sudden

>>31623460
>picking a sapient being as a pet
Well I guess that's pretty normal in Equestria, but still

She needs more than just feeding, you know. She needs love and affection - are you willing to give it to her?

>>31623435

This thread is no more than a bitch-fest about the other thread being in Spanish and violating the rules, whereas if people hadn't been such dicks they could have carried on MLP related conversations in English in that thread and ignored the Spanish.

This isn't a difficult concept.

>>31623380

Just do what I do and spam my shit all over.

Make them not ignore you!

>>31623461
Pfffhahahahah.

>>31623475
Because is the new official language of the US, didn't you watched the news?

>>31623475
Nacho bell grande por favor

>>31623440
I tried Deviant art, which I am guessing furaffinity is just deviant aret for furries and I constantly posted for 2 years and only had about 400 page views. What do I do to prevent that from reoocuring

>>31623474
Oh it's you, I've seen you in the FiMchan beginner thread. Keep practicing.

>>31623483
This is an MLPG. If we'd gone into that other thread and taken it over, we would have been massive dicks for screwing over an already existing thread about a particular topic. Not being a dick is something I rather like, and you're being very bad at it.

>>31623474
Alright, then. Would you kindly draw Zecora sleeping in a cauldron?

>>31623485

>>31623483
This thread are never about the show, is just for tripfags and artists to come and talk about their lives, talk about fanfiction and post porn.

>>31623473
No I'm more like a slightly bulkier flavor of skinnyfat. It's kinda hard to describe my build except to say "take an average but unathletic male, 5'10", and scale him up to 6'6" while maintaining proportions".

Do i hear taco?

>>31623498
be one of those people who just keeps favoriting and following

People feel obligated to do it back on occasion, also helps your exposure

>>31623480
Love and affection? Anal?

>>31623515

So, giant squid?

>>31623480

I'll buy her a Ron Jeremy sex doll. I figure it would be hairy enough to not be weird for her.

>>31623511

>>31623513
fanfiction and porn is about the show

>>31623474
Oh, all right then, no worries! I'll stop harassing you, haha. Good luck, man.

>>31623516
You know, I'm mexican and I really want to eat a cheeseburger right now.

>>31623498
You have to make connections, pat the right asses, make gift art, build a reputation, be a real brown noser to all the popufurs.

Basically, be a faggot.

>>31623529
Full Stop F'tagn

>>31623474
>Skyrim on the PS3

Twilight confirmed for casual tier.

>>31623508

Wait, so you're saying that you're labelling that other thread a troll-thread and an abusive thread, yet you're trying to imply that you're not posting in it "because you're just a nice guy and you don't like bothering other people"?

You're a douchebag. Live with it.

>>31623531
You'd have to help her use it. And feed her, and play with her, and take her for regular walks. All in all, she'd be a right bother.

>>31623539
TERSEEEEE
HAVE YOU BEEN EVIL TODAY?

>>31623513
If anyone talks about their lives, I tell 'em off by saying "NOT UR LIVEJOURNAL". They shut up real quick. Fucking quick.

>>31623552
Slyrim IS for casuals

>>31623534

THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

Rose are you still here?

>>31623565
Im having FUN playing Skyrim.

>>31623498

You have to suck a lot of dick.
Figuratively AND literally.

>>31623552
OH BOY
WHERE IS HER OTHER LEG?!

>>31623510
All right, I'll get to it.

>>31623565
Real niggas play Daggerfall all day.

>>31623569
>FUN
You disgust me

>>31623553
No, that thread isn't a "troll thread", it's just not an MLPG. It is not generally about my little pony, they are talking about something else. Taking our conversations into somebody else's thread when we can just make another MLPG like we have done for a fucking year would have been a dick mvoe.

>>31623569
>having fun
>with a video game

>>31623566

obligatory

>>31623552
I just realized that even unicorns can't use iPad.

I WANT GIFS
GIFS OF PINKIE PIE

>>31623485
>>31623511
>>31623534
>>31623566
FESTY BTUTS YO"RE THE BEST POÑÉ BE MAI FREND ITL BEE KOOL

>>31623513
Just call the tripfags/drawfags out on being the fuckups they are.

Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't.

>>31623569
Ah, yep.

>>31623587
THERE'S THAT BUZZWORD AGAIN.

>>31623579
That sucks

>>31623563
So i was getting lunch earlier today and this guy in front of me in line was talking fucking forever, he didnt know what he wanted and then his card wouldnt swipe. It was so fucking annoying.

>>31623615
Can you draw the CMC with pets?

>>31623615
I love you.

>>31623619
I remember that thread

>>31623598
NO!
INSTEAD YOU GET GIFS OF RAINBOW DASH
AND YOU LIKE THEM

>>31623587
>>31623591

Since when did MLPG turn into /v/?

>>31623569
Fun? It's just a buzzword that people use to describe something they like but can't explain why.
Fun things are fun. You're right up there with Ralph Wiggum.

aguien ya subio el episodio en español latino?

>>31623631
Scootaloo has a pet?

>>31623640
That's cool too I guess.

>>31623598
I don't seem to have as many as I thought..

>>31623553
>>31623283
>>31623483
I like how you switch from "this thread shouldn't be here" to "you guys keep bitching about the other thread" AFTER you realized you couldn't force your point talking about the other thread.

>>31623631
sure thing

>>31623622

It's definitely not worth it.
The only people you'd be famous to are a bunch of 12 year old perverted sonic fags.

>Find my roommates Flesh-light
>Rainbow Dash cute mark sticker on it
Wut should I do guys?
It seriously weirds me out.

>>31623398

/co/ i have nearly been awake for 24 hours
this isnt right!
what should i do?

>>31623658
They dont have pets so i guess she will have to create them.

>>31623663
that is one fucked up gif, or maybe my internet is acting strange.

>>31623674
use it and post pics

>>31623560
Yes, I've been evil. When am I not evil? Today's horridness quota has been filled with plotting how best to order this season chronologically with season 1. So far? Nada. I'm just not as good at this as Duplex. The only thing I'm certain of is that TROH takes place after MitM, presumably, but then, you know. That's completely obvious.

>>31623629
I fucking hate people that go about their daily lives with a lack of purpose and awareness.

Ever get stuck walking behind a person that's very clearly wandering without a destination? That's where my stranger-assault urges happen. And I go to a state college, so...every day, mang.

>>31623663
Is this gif fucked up for anyone else?

>>31623681
be awake for 24 hours

It's really not that hard

>>31623674
use it

>>31623668
>CMC with pets

What kind of pets they have?

>>31623668
then can you draw a pony pony pony?

>>31623557

I've taken care of horses before, and she's quite a bit smaller so she won't eat as much. Furthermore, she's sapient so she can pretty much take care of herself. She manages just fine already in her lovely little house and she doesn't even have hands let alone opposable thumbs.

You're taking a very strange interest in this. It is really so shocking that I'm not attracted to a tiny yellow horse, but still think she and I could have fun riding around roping mexicans and dragging them through the streets?

>>31623631
>baby pones
>baby pones with baby animals

THE DAWW SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN

>>31623674
Use the Fleshlight, don't clean up afterwards.

>>31623704
Well the CMC are 3 ponies so they are pony pony pony.

>>31623642
Well we were speaking spanish just a moment ago.

>>31623663

HERE IS A PANKY GIF FOR U!

>>31623718
Pony cubed?

>>31623588

They are specifically discussing the MLP show airing in spanish, the Spanish voice actors for the ponies, and so forth.

Right now.

>>31623663
The fuck is rong with that gif

MY DICK IS ON FIRE!

>>31623692
I got to a state college too, and i fucking hate that. Especially because im from a place where everyone drives and walks quickly, and here everyone moves fucking slow as shit.

>>31623586
I played a lot of Daggerfall when it first came out (oldfag here).

loved it then, but damn does it suck compared to modern playability

only thing that's still good about it was the unapologetic nudity

>>31623711
>>31623702
Theres no way I'm putting my dick anywhere near that thing.
Its all crusty and smells like death.

>>31623588
>troll thread
It is actually about the show, the premiere in latinamerica was today

>>31623740
>(oldfag here)
null, shun, underageb&, gtfo.

>>31623708
Then we will squee in the shade

>>31623746
you drink semen?

>>31623740
I thought one of its strongpoints was how customizable your character was. Want to not be able to use elvish weapons? Okay. But since you can't use them, now you can use 3x int perk and it's all good, level up just as fast. Fucking awesome.

>>31623746
DO IT FAGGOT, a real man would lick that thing and the use it

>>31623725
Fuck I'm high.

That looks like Derpy frotting Pinkie Pie. But that can't be.

>>31623746
Then fill it up with mayo or some shit.

>>31623762
No.
The fuck are you suggesting?

>>31623752
THEY DON'T DESERVE THE MAGIC THAT IS PONY

>>31623772
second.

>>31623725
>>31623731
>>31623696
>>31623687
Yeah...seemed when I was cleaning my folders out I deleted the wrong one...disregard that I'll find the right one again.

>>31623725
My eyes bleed now

>>31623737
My problem is that I walk fast regardless of how fast I'm actually walking, because I am tall and have a massive stride. I have to literally move in slow motion to remain behind people that are wandering.

>>31623781
you drink semen!

>>31623637

Don't you mean "threads"?
The anti-fun bandwagon has grown in /v/, and I expect its arrival here on /co/ within the next couple of months.

Tumblr's hilarious.
All the landwhales hate the anonymous option because it means they can't get all the other landwhales to mob the person who won't suck their clits.

They go on about "not spreading hate" but if you disagree with any of their "carefully" formulated opinions, they'll start insulting you.

My favorite is when I pretend to be a Muslim and a Christian saying the exact same thing, and they'll flood me with all these gifs about how Christians suck but they won't ever respond to the Muslim or be so fucking respectful and afraid of treading glass it's hilarious.

>>31623746
Put a Fluttershy sticker on it,

ARE THERE ANY "GIRLS" IN THIS THREAD?

>>31623791
I guess when you run into people what walk slower than you, you have to come to a Full Stop

>>31623730
Like you say. Specifically. MLPG doesn't do specifically, it does generally. It's in the name.

>>31623815
fuuuuuck i deleted my badumtsh.jpg

>>31623808
Even better, a Rarity sticker.

>>31623768
the characters were almost a little too customizable. especially with spellcraft.

>>31623807
I enjoy reading Anonymous hatemail.

It's almost like reading a fortune cookie.

>>31623809

Probably a couple lurking.
Only males are posting though.
That much is pretty obvious.

>>31623785
>fill up fleshlight with mayo and food colouring
>pretend you're fucking rainbow dash
>just leave it lying there when you're done

>>31623815
>>31623826
http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

>>31623838
is it because there is so much cock?

>>31623816
Son, not the same guy you are discussing with, but dayum, you sound like a retard so I will just assume you are a troll

>>31623832
I guess for some that could be a nuisance. Personally, I'd much prefer that than what they're doing nowadays: MAGE, WARRIOR, OR THIEF?

>>31623809
I can be a girl if you want me to be.

>>31623843
I love the fact that RIT hosts this page

>>31623839
Or just fill it up with mayo to mess with him since he can't do anything about it.
Not like he's going to ask you "Dude, did you fill up my RD fleshlight with mayo?"

>>31623852
How would you like it if you were there posting about one specific event, and a load of people came in talking about how much they want to fuck rainbow dash?

Exactly.

So, uh... how about, you know... ponies?

>>31623859
with penis?

>>31623860
I still wish I had gone to RIT instead of Northeastern. I might not be at Umass now.

Actually I'm pretty okay with going to Umass. Drunk people on the weekends gets annoying though.

>>31623859
maybe i could be your girl tonight?

next poster gets anal aids

>>31623861
Unless he does, and you have to answer. I mean, let's be honest, normal people wouldn't have a rainbow dash fleshlight.

>>31623873
I love ponies.

>>31623873
No, fleshlights and ruining roomates life's general

>>31623873
That reminds me, which 3 ponies would you pick as roommates? And what shenanigans would ensue during the semester?

>>31623887
rainbow dash
fluttershy
twilight
i would rape them all
all the time!

>>31623879
Pixies support Umass, you better fucking support Umass.

>>31623887
Pinkie Twilight Rainbow Dash
They would never be able to live together and it would be terrible, and amusing

>>31623887
Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
Tactical apple bombings on the neighbor houses every night.

>>31623887
Twilight, AJ, and Pinkie.
Twilight for obvious reasons - it doesn't matter what subjects we're doing, she'll always be up for a study session. AJ because she's a hard worker and isn't going to do any crazy shit. Pinkie because she'll always be up for crazy shit.

>>31623861
grind a bag of skittles into powder, pour into cup, add a lot of gelatin powder and mix it together, then pour the mixture into the fleshlight and add water

"Dude, did you fill my RD fleshlight with skittles?"
"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!"

SOMEPONY PLEASE HELP.
/CO/ IS ACTING WEIRD AGAIN.

>>31623887
Uh..
Big Mac
Fluttershy
Twilight
>>31623919
10/10, man

>>31623922
stick your dick into your usb port and reboot

>>31623906
Umass is a fine school but I have no particular attachment to it.

Amherst, if you're curious

>>31623887
Twist, Snails and Scootaloo.

bow chicka bow wow.

>>31623919
but what if he doesn't mention it, and you later find it licked clean? How could you live with yourself, knowing you made somebody a dash sex toy?

>>31623919
OH GOD THIS!

>>31623887
Twilight, Fluttershy, AJ. It's not much of a choice, since it'd be a total mess with the others.

>>31623887
roomate with the flower trio

oh the mass panics that shall ensue

>>31623928
Will do, take you fine sir.

>>31623936
>the same ponies I would have chosen
My man.

>>31623936
Fluttershy would make a great housemate, she'd keep everything clean. Except her own room, which'd be covered in animal shit.

>>31623887
Sex time.

>>31623848

That and a lot of general faggotry.
Not to mention the faggoty faggotry that you typically see in pony threads.

>>31623809

I

could be a girl...

for you, anon

>>31623931
Then we've reach critical mass, bail and retreat. return with a bat.

>>31623946
Oh shit this would be just insane. And hilarious.

>>31623873
>ponies
Okay, ponies. I've been rethinking a lot of my interpretations of the pony you posted, the most pinkalicious one (that's the right phrase, right? I'm not getting my slang wrong here?) in light of some of the things we've come to learn in season 2, and I feel like I should re-open the argument in favour of a new approach:
Beforehand I was a pretty big proponent of the idea that Pinkie was the smartest of the main six - not academically, but emotionally and socially. That hasn't changed. What has changed is that I've tempered that with a more youthful energy rather than the wisdom I ascribed to her once in the past. Her character remains the same - her behaviour in Lesson Zero is evidence enough of that - but we can see in episodes like Luna Eclipsed that, though she is still wise enough to be able to see the truth in things and control her emotions to an extent, I guess I gave her a bit too much credit. True, she is still the embodiment of what is ostensibly Joy, and her primary goal is still to serve and embolden others, but she's young. I guess beforehand I saw her as the Mother, but now I can pretty much safely say that she's the Maiden, growing into the role of the Mother, if you'll allow me the archetype.

In summary, I was a bit too vehemently defensive of Pinkie before. Watching her in this season has made me see that my beliefs were still pretty much right, but a bit too zealous. So there's that, and I rescind some of the things I said a few weeks back.

>>31623957
>Pinkie as a roommate
>She opens your (locked) door and bounces in covered in chocolate and whipped cream when you're trying to study
>Interrupts important assignment work with tackle-hugs
>Keeps you awake in bed so long you're really fucking tired for morning classes

Damnit Pinkie, you would be an awesome, awful housemate.

>>31623931
You forget Rainbows are spicy in the MLP world.
Add the hottest hot sauce you can find and a slight bit of frosting

>>31623887
Pinkie- Always down for a good dicking
Fluttershy- Would keep the place clean
Twlight- Down for helping me study always.

They also all get along pretty well.

>>31623954
>keeping more than one animal in one room with me
NOPE
YOU'RE OUT FLUTTERSHY

>>31623984
>terse confirmed for having switched to the blue team

>>31623984
Pinkie's an avatar of Loki, interpretation complete.

>>31624012
That's a weird way to spell "Discord"

I only come here when a new episode has aired because it's more civil then.
You guys are all joking now and having fun, right?

>>31623809
Well, I'm openly gay, is that enough for you?

>>31624007
>implying Twilight wouldn't make for a better dicking after a late night study session has you huddling together for warmth and companionship, her flicking her tail up at your body until your restless hands find their way to her flanks as she holds your book up for you, while you slowly start to massage her cutie marks, until she finally drops the books and catches you in a kiss

The only bad part is you have an exam tomorrow and you really needed the study time

>>31623984
That's... deep? Cool. Here's some more pink poni.

>>31624039
Iono, I'm having enough fun. It's successfully helping me fend off the voices for a while, at least.

>>31624046
i dont want penis please

>>31623984
I dont know what the fuck i just read but poni.

>>31624039

>>31624056
How about butthole. Both sexes have one, and their equally as fun.

>>31624039
yes
though given the opportunity, I would, I realise these magical ponies aren't real

>>31624064
God, I'm such a sick fuck.
Every time I see that I imagine that there's a giant inflated dick inside the thing that Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are toying with.

>>31624039
What are you talking about? Seems like a normal thread to me.

Hey guys, random question.

Does anyone have that photo of the naked teenage boy covered in MLP figures? Can't find it anywhere.

>>31624011
No, no, I still love Pinkie. Honest! Red still has my support.

>>31624012
Actually, I remember having an amusingly spirited discussion with an anon once about Pinkie being less an avatar of Loki and more just an eldritch abomination locked inside the fragile mortal form of a particularly pink pony. It's a cool idea, and I still think it's the best one, even if it's completely impossible.

>>31624049
>>31624064
i love pony
give me more pony you poniggards

>>31624039
Not really, funny how the mexican thread is actually talking about the show.

>>31624085
I bet she has something stupid like cupcakes in her suitcase

SUDDENLY, TWILIGHT GOES INTO HEAT!

HER TEATS ARE SWOLLEN, AND SHE CAN'T STOP RUBBING HER HORSE VAGINA OVER EVERYTHING!

SWEET JESUS!

>>31624094

>>31624056
>Implying you wouldn't slowly grind your hips against his taut buttcheeks as you dick finds its way deep into his ass
>Implying you wouldn't reach around and stroke his firm, twitching cock, tightening your grip each time your fingers pass his coronal ridge
>in 2011

>>31624039

Pretty sure most of this thread (and most other MLPGs for that matter) are full to bursting with sarcasm and hilarious bullshit.

>>31624099
Horses don't have teats.

You are inside of Hub Headquarters and you have the power to completely write out any character in the show permanently, forever.

Hard mode: No Owl.

>>31624113
>Implying im a faggot

>>31624121
I'd write out Spike, because I'm a gay-ass sonuvabitch.

>>31624099
>dem fucking dashfaces
Why am I lolling like mad right now

>>31624079
Not really, it's completely different when a new episode has aired.

>>31624115
Well then, I'll just try to fit and say stupid shit.

>>31624121
Trixie. Use the first idea of male Trixie.

>>31624115
Sorry bro, but we are actually serious 80% of the time

>>31624099
well maybe I can help her with those problems
as a friend
it must be quite distressing for her

>>31624123
>Implying you wouldnt' become one after that happens.

>>31624121
Say goodbye to Twilight Sparkle.

>>31624085

>>31624134
just pick a pony and make euphemistic comments about her all the time
Dash is mine. You stay the fuck away from her.

is this current general?

>>31624039
No, I quite seriously fap to ponies on a daily basis.

>>31624151
You know Mr. Cake is having some crazy 3-ways with Pinkie and Mrs.

>>31624156
yes

>>31624119
anatomy 101: Horses' mammaries are called teats.

>>31624161
Pinkie thinks of Mr and Mrs Cake like a second set of parents
but she'd fuck anything anyway

>>31624134
It's normal for a weekly thread. It's kinda sad that nowadays they start to fall into this the next day the episode airs.

Aww sheeit, it's time for some fucking bouldering. I'll probably come back to lurk a few hours from now. Might take a request later, but I've got some code I've gotta write tonight, so we'll see.

>>31624161
Meh i just like Mrs CakexPinkie.

So, you faggots like this show because it looks like your weaboo shows?

>>31624215
I dont watch anime so i dont know.

>>31624152
I obviously choose Pinkie
>>31624178
Okay, thanks for explaining.
You guys are actually pretty alright.

>>31624215
No...

>>31624215
I don't watch anime.

>>31624215
I like it because it's legitimately funny in a wholesome way.

K-ON was boring.

>>31624099
>mfw the reason Twilight was acting crazy in Lesson Zero, was because she has in heat. It took a private meeting with celestia to get her back under control.

>>31624215
If you notice, all of those anime girls are all the same color. So no, they're not the same.

>>31624215
The only animés I've watched are Trigun, TTGL, Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo.

so no.

Another day lost to poni and laziness. Welp. Time to get moderately drunk and play some vidya.

>>31624276
FUCKING CASUAL. GO TO /A/, THEY'D LOVE YOU THERE

>>31624215
K-On was boring.

>>31624268
>Dash didn't even notice Twilight was coming on to her
Damnit Dash, maybe if you weren't so blind you wouldn't be sleeping alone on a cold cloud, like always.

>>31624283
>mfw it's 21:00 and all I've done is MLPG

>>31624215
No.
However I am a weaboo faggot and I fucking love SoL animes so that's a maybe. K-ON was shit though.

>>31624283

Jeez, how do you people make a living?

>>31623298
what does that even mean

Stop posting about animes.
It's like moonspeak to me.

>>31624352
We all live with our parents. No living to be made.

Where all my Welfare Bronies at?

Nothing quite like spending all day every day in MLP general talking about ponies Amiright?

>>31624326
It's already 23:00 here and I have so much shit to do. And here I am. Not complaining though.

>>31624352
Living with parents, college.

>>31624283

Technically, this doesn't make Big Mac gay.

>>31624391
Fuck that's not funny.

its kinda funny

>>31624379
>>31624385
Living the dream.
I jelly.

>>31624396
I should read a book.
Also probably some other shit I forgot.
And draw.

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount

I've never actually drawn a picture that shows Pinkie and Rarity and the whole shipping shit. So why not today? As with last night's stream, I'll be taking my time, getting references as need be.

I had a dream last night.

I was at a Pink Floyd concert, and they were playing "Shine On You Crazy Diamond." Celestia and Luna were doing the female backing vocals for the band, and Spike was playing the saxophone. Discord was running the lightshow, and there was a veritable sea of ponies in the audience. I don't remember seeing any of the mane six.

>>31624436
Worst ship for the worst artist.

This is truth.

>>31623510
Hera ya go. Had to cheat a little with the cauldron; since I drew Zecora first and couldn't find another way to draw the cauldron, I had to make it invisible so we could see Zecora sleeping inside, haha. Sorry about that.

Anyone else has a request?

>>31624454
RD is bottom tier, Rarity should be top tier, everything else is ok

>>31624454
Nope you are wrong as usual anon.

>>31624436
Please stop doing Humanized.

>>31624454
Worst tierlist. AJ is god tier in all tiers.

>>31624454
This guy's got it right.

>>31624450
>dreams about Celestia and Luna
Damn that must be good. Last night I saw another fucking dream about me being Rarity in Skyrim. For a goddamn third night in a row.

>>31624454
flip it upside-down and you will have sexiest ponies

>>31624436
Go away Ross, nobody likes you. get it through your empty skull.

>>31624469
dash as a predator drone

>>31624516
I like ross...

>>31624516
I enjoy his works.

>>31624539

>>31624549
Shut up, Ross

>>31624549
I enjoy his non-fat ponies.

I prefer his fat ponies over any of his humanized.

>>31624505
Midway through the song, they took off from the stage and began gliding over the audience, and everypony was reaching up to touch their hooves and wingtips as they passed over.

Towards the end of the song, they landed in the audience and everyone in the vicinity was either hugging them or each other. It was easily the most heartwarming dream I've had in a long time.

>>31624555

>>31624085
that reminds me, isnt pinkie pie's VA the chick that dose bubbles?

she should do random stuff as usual and talk spanish in one episode just for kicks

please please write a story about Rainbow fingering herself watching Fluttershy and Twilight go down on each other

>color pictures in the captcha
damn that's cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UXGEbaP5Ug
cant stop watching this vid!
Pinkie Pie
the only top tier

>>31624522
Predator drone? You mean that plane thingie? Err... I'm sorry, but could I request you that you request something a bit more simple?

>>31624628
Artist?

>>31624582
Oh man that sounds so sweet

>>31622887
Pets in Equestria are super loyal. I suspect they'd no sooner leave you than any of the mane 6 would leave each other.

It'd take something on Discord's league. Though, not world ending, it'd have to be personally as devastating.

I picked out a pet about 5 minutes after I decided I wanted a pony OC.

>>31624680
Self insert you with Dash, is the only way.

>>31624454
so hilariously wrong in so many ways

>>31624652
sometimes they don't want to be known

It's me or threads are slower?

>>31624454
No. This is truth.

>>31624628
Yes, that would be relevant to my interests.
But who were you asking?

>>31624651
gotcha
rainbow dash parties with the thunderbolts

>>31624715

>>31624715
not even close

>>31624701

>>31624715
Change Dash with Rarity.

>>31624643
I love the Rarity vid that guy made.

Best list

>>31624510
>Twilight
>Least Sexy tier
but that's wrong

>>31624739
Is that a lesbian butt baby?

>>31624643
>see post
>"this had better be Play Like Pinkie Pie"
>it is
>mfw

The Rarity one is phenomenal too.

>>31624723
M'kay, that one sounds cool. I'll get to it pretty soon.

>>31624783
Why boner

>>31624783
Urge...to..find a fapfic...rising...

>>31624783
>implying Dash would come down to you
You'd need to knock her down, and catch her in your arms so she could keep being half asleep while she smiled up at you

>>31624747
my nigga.

>>31624761
Might have been a butt baby, but definitely not a lesbian!

>>31624783
>>31624809
>>31624822
>>31624825

Thread derailed.

>>31624831
Sure is one butt-ugly baby though.

HAW

>>31624516
Hey, I like Ross! A lot, actually!
Also, why is 4chan+ playing around?

>>31624845
>implying there was ever a thread in the first place.

>>31624845
Let's be honest, we'd all rather finger Dash than post in MLPG, regardless of how much we like posting in MLPG

>>31624783
Write anonxMrs CakexSweetie Belle or get the fuck out.

>>31624856
Funny... Cause Ross mentioned how much he loathed fanfic writers.

Tecnically, this doesn't make Big Mac gay.

>>31624856
I know. The auto-updater is messing up for me, but it gets temporarily fixed when I restart Chrome.

>tier lists
ISHYGDDT

>>31624856
>>31624913

I have the same problem.

>>31624904
Is it gay if I give a unicorn a hornjob while pretending it's a dick?

>>31624904
Ok, that does it, I'm fapping now.

>>31624896
His Pinkie is fat. He is persona non grata to me.
>>31624850
Good one, broseph Mengele

>>31624904
Sucking dicks is gay anon.

>>31624856
>4chan+
Thats your problem

>>31624940
Only if lips touch balls.

>>31624935
>not fapping while in thread

>>31624870
I only post here so I can tell people about my sick fantasies.

I myself would like to suck Rainbow Dash's tongue, feeling her strings of saliva sliding down my throat.

>>31624940
not if its a girl's dick

>>31624954
no brhomo

>>31624966
I would like rainbow dash's tongue on my grill seasoned with canadian steak rub

>>31624933
no, no it is not. it is the most delightful thing you can do for a unicorn
>>31624940
only on a guy body

>>31624988
iknowwhyboner.jpg

>>31624968
>>31624995
IT"S A HORSE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS

>>31624966
I would like my tongue licking around Rainbow Dash's nipples as I tease out more of her delicious milk as she squirms beneath me

>>31624995
I cant get off with hornjobs, after the spa episode.

This thread is going places.

>>31624995
well then I would give Twilight's horn a blowjob using all of the tricks I have learned from my many years of watching human pornography and I would swallow all of her magic if that's physically possible and won't kill me

>>31625014
Pinkie would sex me up whether I tested positive or not.

>>31625006
Now I wish that one anon had written his lactation fic about RD instead of Rarity.

>>31625013
That's easy to get around, their horns are incredibly sensitive magical instruments and you're bringing your magical aura right into theirs. Your tongue might just be rolling over a cold, hard surface to you, but to her, she feels the tiny changes in your aura as it overwhelms her senses and fills her mind with pleasure

wow
daytime threads are terrible

>>31625063
Nope canon kill that for me.