Can't stop the party now, the Party Police have arrived.
>>31621232PONE TIME!
Fashion Police reporting in
>>31621263I look forward to Luna's next appearance in season 3.
>>31621263>Implying it's ever not pone time
We need more genderswap.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!There's no party without smiles!
>>31621296Can't smile.Must read.
>>31621296Dis' nigga knows how to handle a party.
>>31621307you can smile and read at the same time
>>31621296I'm trying. its just nowrking
>>31621296Si viste el episodio en español?
>>31621325IMPOSSIBRU!
>>31621325No I can't, must concentrate.
Is there a vector out there yet for Lil Miss Rarity's chest branding?
>>31621271I am so excited for Mare do Well and the episode after it with Rarity you have no idea.It's going to be so awesome.
You guys suck!
why is dash so fat?
>>31621351Like we don't know that.
>>31621296
Just watched the first ep with the latin dubing.I't was great! They've changed AJ's voice and Pinkie too. Both of them for good.Only problem... New episode everyday! Why?
>>31621351No Derpy. You are the suck.
>>31621346what am I looking at
>>31621356She's insecure and a closetfag
>>31621356because you keep forcing a shitty fanon joke
>>31621356She's not fat.She is kind of stupid though.
>>31621356>chestboobs
>>31621346>Seth's face when Trixie returns in Mare Do Well
>>31621371Twilight is ridinging a melting rainbow dash
>>31621377figures
>>31621384Shut up Seth.
>>31621364And what's wrong with that? More pony for you is a good thing, is it not?
>>31621334Como no!! Mis expectativas eran muy bajas así que no terminé decepcionado por suerte, de hecho las voces me parecieron un poco mejor que el DVD de promoción...lo importante de todo no se si es la calidad de las voces, sino la actitud que le pusieron a los personajes, eso estuvo muy bien...y a ti que te pareció?Tomorrow, first song! Aw yea!la presentación la cambiaron y fue horrible>>31621363Cheer up bro, have some scrunch!
>>31621384Hhahahaha that bith cant do anything.
>>31621378Well... She does try to eat everything!
>>31621384Trixie isn't a pegasus, and she can't steal thunder.check and mate, Trixiefags.
>>31621356 Inflation
is scootaloo best cat?enough of the chicken stuff
>>31621405no she doesn't
>>31621406Who said it would be a pegasus? Could be an earth pony for all we know.
>>31621378No, fluttershy is fanon.
>>31621345As much as I dislike Lil Miss Rarity, this pic has a nice composition to it.
>>31621398Well.. I do like scrunch
>>31621405No, Rainbow Dash was flying upside down and she accidentally scooped AJ inter her mouth.
>>31621398>Tomorrow, first song!>Pinkie songMañana sera un buen dia. A menos que la caguen con la cancion.
>>31621433
>>31621334>>31621334>>31621334Yo si lo vi, estuvo bien. Cambiaron un poco las voces del dvd que estaba rodando por youtube
>>31621424The synopsis says it's another pegasus.
>>31621406Trixie can make thunder.Also she's a unicorn, so she can cast flight spells.Or her superhero outfit is fitted with nifty gadgets that let her achieve flight.Trixie becomes Batman.
>>31621441..Nevermind
I don't browse /co/ at all so this has probably already been discussed, but anyway; I was trying to work out why RainbowDashs facial expressions during the singing part weirded me out so much, and then I realized..
>>31621398La verdad supero mis expectativas, yo esperaba que la voz de Applejack fuera la peor, pero resulto que fue una de las que mas me gusto del doblaje!Ya quiero ver como manejan las canciones!Y si, estoy sonriendo.
>>31621428Concidentally, it wasn't drawn by the lil-miss-rarity guy.
>>31621441Applejack looks like a fucking SAUSAGE.
>>31621451Flight spells are high level shit and Twilight could barely cast it just the one time. Trixie wouldn't stand a fucking chance.>Trixie becomes Batman>This is what Sethisto actually believes
>>31621450Nope. It doesn't.Show me a link if it does.
>>31621465Oh well then I guess that explains it.
>>31621451Dude Twilight cast that wing spell once and it was too hard, Trixie is too weak for that
was the new episode any good?
>>31621468I know I know.. have a slightly better version
ATTENTIONATTENTION Rainbow Dash was crying.That is all.
>>31621471And we already know who's BatPony anyways.
is there any version of this episode where intro is without black squares?RD swimming in the air looked awesome
>>31621468>>31621459
>>31621478hey nathan
>>31621450No it doesn't.http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mysterious_Mare_Do_Well
>>31621473Well fuck me, it says it's "a new hero" and is vague as fuck.it might be trixie.
>>31621500Dont care but is not going to be Trixe.
>>31621409 bueno
>>31621510> I was wrong> Luckily I don't care
>>31621508the mad would be delightful if it actually ended up being her
>>31621525Luckily I kind of like Trixie, so I won't be mad.
goddammit i should have studied this weekend and i spent it FUS-RO-DAH ing shit in skyrim and rewatching pony episodes
>>31621491I felt nothing. Call me when somebody puts Fluttershy in tears.Speaking of that bitch Gilda, think we'll ever see any Griffons again?
>>31621508It will be some new character we will never see again. Like that french pony.
>>31621500>RD>hewho wrote that shit?!anyway , my guess is Derpy!
>>31621539Scootanon, viste el episodio en español?
>>31621539My weekend was Skyrim/MLPG/drawing poorly when I ought to have been writing code. I should still be writing code, actually. OH WELL
>>31621544I hope so, we need new characters and more songs.
>>31621525YES. Oh god. If there's one thing I would love to see with Trixie coming back, it's the assdamage of Trixie haters, or hell, even Trixie fanboys bitching about "OH FUCK THEY RUINED HER CHARACTER, BITCH WHINE MOAN".
>>31621539Taking an hour or two off from your gaming-time sure is hard for retards.
>>31621555no and im not going to
>>31621559post full version plz
I'm so bored i could just begin a chain of marshmellow licking contests
guysthe masked mareis a cross dressing soarin dealing with transgender issues
>>31621559>OH FUCK THEY RUINED HER CHARACTERHow? She is a bitch and she is going to be a bitch if she shows up in the episode.
>>31621571Por queeeeeee? Velo, a lo mejor te hace orgasmear de felicidad.
>>31621539I know right.I blame ponies.
oigan el capitulo en español se va a subir a youtube ?
HAHA!TIME FOR CUM-BATHS!
I actually hope it's a new character in the upcoming episodeThe only new characters from this season are Discord and Luna and they're both greatWhy do you want to see one shot characters again anyway?
>>31621580
>>31621539I spent all week masturbating and in MLP general, sometimes both at the same time, instead of pursuing any sort of long term career.
>>31621590Estoy esperando a que me pasen el audio latino para poderlo sincronizar con un rip en HD.www.youtube.com/horadepony
>>31621567>>31621567it was like>10 AMoh well im gonna play some skyrim and then study>15 minutes laterokay time to st->its midnight...FUCK
You guys, what if the Masked Mare is a new character introduced specifically for this episode?Sure it would be cool if a previous character returned for a spotlight, but let's face it: These guys aren't exactly above introducing one shot characters that serve a single purpose and are never mentioned again.
>>31621618Set an alarm, that's what I do.
>>31621612Dooks, sé que tienes una cuenta principal además de la de 'RustyDooks' y 'horadepony'.DIME CUÁL ES
>>31621623Yeah. Maybe the masked pony is some kind of homo-pedophile raping small fillies and colts. Wouödn't that be something?
>>31621623I want a new character, fuck Trixie and Spitfire.
>>31621572http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/66358Enjoy your great and powerful boner.>>31621582True, but we've only seen one aspect of her personality. We never really got to know her like we have the main six. Which is actually partially why Trixie is popular: because she's mysterious, shows up out of nowhere and vanishes as quickly as she arrives.It's like when meet a gorgeous guy one night, you barely get to know him, but he gives you the best night of your life, and he's gone in the morning, leaving you always wondering.
Is episode 6 a good one to start with? It starts in like 5 mintues.
which pony is best at hugging
>>31621583
The Masked Mare is Claus
>>31621640I wonder what horrible forced accent they'll throw at us next.
>>31621637Solo tengo esas 2 cuentas compa, lo juro!A menos que te refieras a un tumblr, o deviantart, o whatever.
>>31621612eso seria genial
>>31621657Oh gosh, I hope it's an evil russian accent.
>>31621653Well, Fluttershy is tender and soft, but Mac has the whole 'big strong arms' thing going for him.Sandwich hug?
>>31621660>En tu canal:"Cuenta secundaria para subir ponis.Suscribete!"Y eso estaba ahí antes de 'horadepony'. QUÉ OCULTAS, DOOKS?
>>31621657They're about due for a shitty ScotIrish accented pone.
>>31621668Russian is such an underused accent.I liked having it as an option in Saints Row 3
>>31621657>OYLL KAHCH YEW ROYT KWIK WI' MAH BOOM'RANG
>>31621654HEY. I thought you were sleeping already.
>>31621657>Nathan>bitching about the showWhy are you even here?
>>31621580So whatA guy who looks like a girl?that'd actually be pretty funny.In before they get Kevin Conroy for the voice.
>>31621674
>>31621673AHHHHHHHHPues, tenia una cuenta personal, pero la borre porque ya no la usaba.
>>31621653I would like to hug Applejack after a sweaty summer day of crops harvesting. I don't mind the stingy scent at all, acutally... It turns me on
>>31621682I had to shit, I'm just shutting everything down now
Twilight has really sensitive ears.Foreplay involves Trixie tenderly nibbling and licking Twilight's ear until the bookworm is so hopelessly aroused that she begs Trixie to fuck her.
En el episodio en español de hoy, Twilight dijo dos veces: "la mare en la luna". ¿Cual es el problema con la palabra yegua?¿Por que no "La yegua de la luna"?
>>31621684What exactly are you implying? I was making a joke about Pipsqueak's terribad voice.Are you saying that people don't bitch about the show in these threads? Do you even read the posts?
>>31621657go molest a real child or something
>>31621684At least he doesn't talk about Rape like you anonymous.
>>31621710No creo que los niños sepan lo que es una mare.FANSERVICE!
>>31621710Supongo que para adecuarlo con el nombre "Nightmare moon"...fijate que en otras ocasiones sí dijo "yegua"
Spanish sucks.You guys suck.
So pony fans, what do you guys do for a living?
>>31621716You just bitched about the voice work, and just before that you bitched about the writing.
>>31621596>swizzle strawswizzle strawSWIZZLE STRAW
>>31621740I donate plasma and work part time in a daycare from 6:50-8:50 am, four days a week with the possibility of extra hours should something come up.
>>31621655Dude, spoilers!No one is supposed to know that this will be the first episode with a human in it!
>>31621744And we bitch about the show CONSTANTLY. Have you never been in one of these threads? There's always somebody bitching about something.
>>31621704i would like to wrap my arms around humanized rainbow dash's slim petite body, after she wins a race, pressing her flat chest against mine, both our bodies soaked with her sweatas i kiss her, everyone is so jealous
>>31621744When the fuck did I bitch about the writing?
>>31621699Oh, ok.
>>31621716>Are you saying that people don't bitch about the show in these threads? Firelord...Mr. Hate...angry anon...
>>31621740I suck dicks at the gas station, and I work at denny's as a waiter.
>>31621767>the writers are not above blah blah blahIt's like you don't understand the English language. You are such a fucking retard and a waste of space.
>>31621740Still in college. Last employment was an internship over the summer.If y'all care, major's Computer Science with a focus on Software Engineering.
>>31621759I wonder if the anon bitching about Nathan is the same who is always bitching about Chistery.
>>31621780which one is more degrading
>>31621739>>31621739im afraid i have to agree with this, specially if >>31621710 this actually happened
>>31621596Derpy, my only weakness.
>>31621792Denny's.I fucking hate children.
>>31621740consultani make way too much money considering how much time i waste
>>31621784It's funny how you interpret that as bitching. I'm just fine with new characters.Everyone else seems to be holding the writers to a higher standard than that though.
>>31621791Could be. They're both pretty annoying posters.
>>31621784>It's like you don't understand the English language.That would explain the "maybe English isn't your first language" in the criticism of his last piece of writefaggotry.
>>31621740Nothing, and I would prefer it to stay that way because I despise work.
>>31621800>interpretThat's actually the way you wrote it, dickhead.
>>31621816
Aw, shit guysThings are getting serious ITT
>>31621794ya mamasela no?pinche furry
>>31621829Not really, Nathan is poking that faggot.
>>31621791Nope. Chistery's pretty cool. Nathan's always been a faggot.
>>31621740I work as a technician for the Mexican Federal Electricity Commission. That feel when I dont need to pay my electricity bill.
>>31621816I like how the nigger kid looks like it has coke allover its nose.
>>31621829OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ
>>31621837>FurrySi te gusta jalartela viendo porno furry, pero nada mas eso del furry te gusta, aun asi te consideras un furry?
>>31621856>trixie Lol no.
>>31621839Chistery's cool in that "at least I'm not Nathan" kind of way.
>>31621740I'm a research scientist.
>>31621863Si...
>>31621829
>>31621739No kid, you suck!Bueno, mañana es la primer cancion; a los españoles les quedo pasable. A ver que tal lo hacen los latinos.Luna tenía voz de reina mala de Disney, Pinkie me recordó a Dana Paola o alguna niña actriz dectelevisa y la verdad me gustaba mas la voz del DVD para RD. Ella y Pinkie eran recicladas de la generacion pasada de MLP. Donde Pinkie era la lider
Taco enchilada burrito quesadilla por favour?
>>31621800hey look, school is in session. maybe you can catch a quick fap in the playgrounds
How pinkie pie really starts her parties http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XIqnhv4kiM
honestly most tripfags in the MLPG are pretty decent. only a few are fags.now let's talk about the show pelase.
>>31621886
>>31621876La nueva voz de RD se parece mas a la original, pero si, estoy un poco de acuerdo con lo de la voz de Pinkie.
>>31621904>Pueblooh holy shit
Guys...I just couldn't keep reading it. I fucking just lost it man.
>mfw it's already 19:00Where the hell did the whole day go again?!
>>31621887Ujelly?
>>31621900If you had to have a threesome with your favorite pony and your Tripfag of choice, Which tripfag/namefag would you choose?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
>>31621900>let's talk about the show pleaseThe show? The show sucks. I'm only here for the fandom. Let's talk about what a good writer Nathan is.
Maricones, no estan viendo el lado bueno, Rarity sigue siendo la mejor poni
>>31621918Where's that from even?
>>31621918What the flying fuck?
>>31621900This.It's what all this started out as anyway.So yeah, do you guys think the Masked Mare will be a new or returning character?
>>31621924Ugh, stop sexualizing tripfags.
http://pastebin.com/er8jKctmHow does this look so far
>>31621924Big Mac. Rose.
>>31621924Applejack and Trollestia 5000
>>31621937>Rarity>la mejor poniY nos dices a nosotros maricones.
>>31621924Twist and Nathan
>>31621949Nathan. You are not a decent tripfag. You are lower than whaleshit. You are the single worst person in this fandom.
>>31621955I like the way you think.
>>31621953Wait a sec, I'll tell you soon.
>>31621345 Ohgodsobeautiful, does this dude have a deviantart or something? I need to watch him/her PRONTO!
>>31621924RD and Anonymous
>This threadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYN_bXr0jE
Links para el episodio en español? Alguien lo va a subir?
>>31621969>Nathan is the worst>not Phoei dunno bro
>>31621969Who is the single best?
>>31621953Guy who also tried to do something similar here, it's reading better than mine so far, continue.
>>31621965Algun problema sucio indio inferior? Vuelve a las minas de plata con los demas sub-humanos
>>31621971I mostly just want to see Rose getting pounded by a big fat cock. I wanna see that booty shake from the force. Her eyes roll up into the back of her head as she spurts. Mmmm.
>>31621984Dooks está trabajando en eso! Lo va a subir aquíhttp://www.youtube.com/user/horadepony
>>31621980Anonymous is not a namefag, he is Anonymous.
>>31621924Twilight, Terse.
>>31621994Lauren Faust.
>>31621990The day I interview a member of the production staff while RPing as a pony is the day I buy a gun and eat the barrel.
>>31621995Didn't you write 4 fics already?
>>31622020Phoe would be an embarrassment to children, but at least she doesn't want to fuck them
>>31622008You got it all wrong, bro. Anonymous is the worst part of this fandom. If we were all tripfags, we would all act with some dignity since it would have repercussions on our identity.
>>31622023sure, but they're not very good, I like this guy's phrasing
>>31622007Gracias anon
>>31621998Ahahahahaha. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Ya no seas puto y acepta que Rarity es la segunda peor poni.
>>31622037Pf fuck that, I only take a name so people can grow to hate me when I'm constantly an asshat
>>31622035Yeah, and I doubt Phoe is a homophobe or a creationist.
>>31621999I don't think Rose's tight little virgin pussy would be able to take Big Mac's girth. I would suggest you loosen her up a bit first yourself.
>>31622047but that's wrong, I don't want to fuck horses at all
>>31622037this is why everyone on >reddit is absurdly nice to each other to the point of diabetes. no anonymous cowardice allowed.still hate /r/mylittlepony with a passion though, that palce is cancerous
>>31622047Dat correct anatomy...
>>31622047Not really. I'd fuck the shit out of that, but I wouldn't touch a real horse.
>>31622045>Tu opinionNo gracias, me quedo con la mia
>>31622035Neither do ISeriously though, show discussion.How much business do you think Fluttershy gets with her pet farm?
>>31621953You have my attention.
>>31622047Not a thing.But then I just fapped.
>>31622047That picture was pretty nice till I saw the genitalia. Dear god why>>31622042>>31621995Thanks. I'll continue this another time, tired as fuckAlso appreciate if anyone else can tell me how shitty it is
>>31622037Nope.Check out /r/clopclop or e621 or ponibooru. Having a name means nothing, and will not encourage good behavior.
>>31622059I'd be happy to do that. But I don't really think it's necessary.
>>31622073>that feel when the things you like most about ponies are the less mundane elements like wings and horns, and basically nobody caters to thatat least I'll always have lactation to get me through the day
>>31621924Dash and Terse
>>31622059Can we stop talking about tripfags?
>>31622037Then go to fucking Ponychan.
>>31621978The artist withheld their name because they figured posting that image would generate a ton of backlash.http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/87833
>>31622088Not as much business as child prostitutes get from you.
>>31622096it's not shitty at all, so far. Most of the problems I have are with pacing, though, and that's not really long enough to have pacing issues yet, but still, keep going until it is!
>>31622086Bueno. Nuestras opiniones son diferentes. Dejemoslo asi.
Anonymous is fag or lesbian. He or She has a name somewhere. I guess that works enough for me. Plus tripfags were never good
Can't we all just agree that Seth, Nathan, Nanaki and Rayo are the worst things about the fandom?
>>31622136Igual sigues siendo un maricon y un indio mugroso
>>31622143Yes.
>>31622143No. There is no worst part since this whole fandom is fucking bad.
>>31622143Can we just all agree to stop bitching about tripfags?
>>31622150
>>31622143Who's nanaki?
HUEUEUUEUHEEHUE
>>31622143Never had to deal with Rayo, only hear about him. So he may as well not exist to me. Nanaki can be OK sometimes when he remembers to take his medicine. Seth is an awful cunt, but he's not as bad as Nathan.
Pony should kiss pony.
Do you guys like Appjack?
>>31622143>still no mention of PhoeIt's like you guys don't even visit EqDi wish i didn't visit EqD
>>31622143You forgot CL, JJ, Kevinsano, Slugbox, Disco, Crookedtrees, 0r0ch1, Glitter, and Megasweet
Todos saben que Applejack es la mejor pony, dejen de chingar.
>>31622176
>>31622176I would argue that pony hugging pony should also be acceptable
>>31622150...Sigues?
>>31622101>horns
>>31622171Mexicanos no tiene internet.
>>31622143Yes>>31622160only the overly expressive/jackasses that go to cons. Ie, the ones that give us all a bad name ones that say brohoof and brony IRL. Never have I seen a show strike SOO much emotion on both spectrums.
>>31622150¿No eres tú el charro ese que se hace pasar por oficial de la SS o algo así?
>>31622184Yes. She is solidly the fourth best pony.
>>31622184maybe
>>31622184You mean Applejack?Yeah, she's alright.
>>31622133Yeah, I guess it's because I'm tired right now and just wanted to get something out. Thanks again.
>>31622188>implying they haven't contributed thingsTerrible things, but contributed all the same. All Nathan's ever done is give us the face everybody makes fun of us with.
>>31622189>La mejor poni>Una pinche TexanaA morrillo pero que pendejo estas
>>31622184Best pone.
>>31622184I'm more partial to Pinkpai
>>31622189Posteaste la imagen incorrecta, compañero.
>>31622213Just because they are contributors doesn't automatically mean that they are good.Fuck you.
>>31622222Nobody in Texas talks like that. She's probably from the Ozarks somewhere.
>>31622196Yeah, exactly, like that, but more, and preferably longer.
>>31622191What about ponies in hats?
>>31622213Nathan is the best writefag. I know because Pagemaster told me.
What do you guys think about Pinkie?
>>31622222Aver Anon, quien es la mejor pony entonces?
>>31622233No, it means they're not the worst we have to offer.
>>31622168The guy who wrote Trixie's Minions and never finished it.The guy that complains about Rayo being romantically obsessed with Trixie and ruining his Trixie DA group, but still bought artwork of his fursona fucking furry versions of Trixie and Lotus.This guy with his stupid smug wolf face.
>>31622184I like Wabbajack more
>>31622226Mah nigga!
>>316222220/10
>>31622249What is the definition of 'bad' to you.
>>31622252I'm more partial to Fapplejack myself.
>>31622209Don't worry about it, I know that feel of putting something out there and getting like one response, and also you're writing something that looks like it might be interesting to me, so I'm hardly being selfless!
>>31622196>hooves
>>31622245I think that when she was a little filly, the sun was going down
>>316222461. Tuailaig1. Rariti1. Pinqui Pai1. Fluterchai5. Reinbou Dach6. Apelyac
>>31622257Pinkie pie is maybe...second of my favorites. GOOD ENOUGH
>>31622245She's the best pony.
>>31622266Nathan is my benchmark.
>>31622251He never brings it here, though. I appreciate that about him, and even if I don't like a lot of the stuff he does elsewhere he's generally genial while here.
Best poni standing by
>>31622276Mas pendejo no puedes estar cabron.
>>31622276Jesus Christ, that's funny. You mexicans aren't half bad.
>>31622245One of the best ponies.But then they are all best ponies, so...Except for Snips, Snails and the Filly Bitches
>>31622269I think Applejack would be great at giving blowjobs.
what kind of porn does each pony prefer to clop to
>>31622279My niggaAw fuck, I need more Pinkie reaction images
>>31622252>liking WabbajackCome on anon, that's just madness
>>31622245she is the cutest smartest all-around best poniand i have a huge crush on her
>>31622245she is 3rd bestshe will never surpass fluttershy and raritydeal w/ it
>>31622314>FluttershyI can like with tha->RarityaAHAHAHAHAHA ALMOST GOT ME THERE BRO
>>31622294Twilight likes ultra-romantic wish fulfillment crap because she can pretend she's the protagonist and it makes her happy for a whileFailing that, brutal mindrape.
>>31622294Applejack - Slave/Master pornRarity - Slave/Master pornRD - Muscle guy gay actionTwilight - Book vaginasFluttershy - BestialityPinkie Pie - Party favors stuffed in butt.
>>31622277She's been my definite favorite since Griffon the Brushoff, and amazingly nothing has changed that. I just love her personality way too much.
>>31622101>lactationmyfetish.jpegWell, there are some wingjobs...um...one...Horns...well...Some Twilight fics...>>31622096Okay, It was pretty good, but there wasn't much of it.I'm really bad at feedback, though.>>31622042I think your jobs are at least as good.
What do you guys think of Rainbow Dash?
>>31622245Second best pony next to Twilight, but honorary master race.
>>31622307Best pinkiereactionimg.jpg reporting for duty
>>31622321>Applejack - Slave/Master porn>Rarity - Slave/Master pornThey should get together and do this i guess.
>>31622334Thanks bro.Do you have any Pinkie .gifs?
>>31622282Nathan doesn't even -do- anything except have people bitch at him and be ugly.These drawfags though man, the problem with them is that they won't stop multiplying, and their retarded followers will spew thier innate pornographic garbage everywhere because they think it's acceptable, and then they convert others into their cult of personality, who in turn spew more garbage.It's terrible.
>>31622326started out as 2nd-worst ponyis now solidly very worst pony
>>31622352Mah nigga!
>>31622309Why do you people keep calling me mad? I'm just smart.
>>31622324I dunno, maybe I'll try something else some time, I dunno. I mean, I don't not enjoy writing it, so there's that, at least.
>>31622307>Acknowledges that Pinkie is best pony>Doesn't have enough reaction imagesMaybe we can help ya, son.
>>31622294Trixie doesn't need to fap. She drags her bitches over and forces them to suck her dick while she reads the morning paper.Swag.
>>31622309I see what you did there NTSTSTSTSTTS.
>>31622326She is the prettiest pony by far
>>31622324Remember how some people wanted a futa lactation fic?
>>31622326best pone
>>31622352Indeed.
>>31622343Still waiting on somebody to draw Rarity x Applejack hat sex...>>31622351Twilight Sparkle says I'm a pretty lady and she obviously has a lot of knowledge on the subject.
>>31622294Applejack - Hard big muscly studs Like her bro Twilight - Slender skinny TwinksFluttershy - BeastialityRainbow - Lesbian on sybians She loves those orgasmic screams Pinkie - Date rapeRarity - She doesn't clop to porn. She clops to fine erotic literature
>>31622326Second/Third worst pony tied with Applejack, but I still like both of them.The only main pony I honestly don't like is Fluttershy.
>>31622307you got it!
>>31622330Best pony reporting!
>>31622369Shut up Seth.
>>31622326Ella es la mejor poni
>>31622352Over this season my opinions on the ponies have changed dramatically.Season 1:Pinkie PieFluttershyApplejackRDTwilightRaritySeason 2:RarityApplejackPinkie PieRDFluttershyTwilight
>>31622351The porn generally keeps to itself, though, you don't have to see it. Nathan doesn't, he comes in here and is shit in front of everybody, and keeps changing his trip because he thinks people only dislike him because of the name.
>>31622326I have a hard time internally ranking the pones that aren't my favorites. There is no one pony that is distinctly worse from the rest in my mind.
>>31622346Pinkie .gifs, you say?
>>31622383Goddamit me too.
>>31622395>Season 2>6- TwilightThe fuck is wrong with you
>>31622376No I don't but now I want one too.
>>31622404>>31622386Aww yeah.
>>31622376>futa lactationNope, sorry, I'm a simple man with simple tastes. Having a choice of two different liquids is beyond me.
>>31622395Those don't even make any sense...
>>31622395Here are mine:>S1FSRPPTSRDAJ>S2FSRPPAJTSRDSo not too much change but AJ is so fucking awesome this season that I can't ignore it.
>>31622408The only thing she have done is breakdown.
>>31622384>Implied Applecest
pinkie pie you say?
>Having Pinkie Pie as your favoriteAww, that's cute
>>31622307Also, which pony would your have as your Commisar?
>>31622417>not just mixing them up
>>31622426>Luna Eclipsed>The return of harmony
>>31622408She's been horribly annoying and has had way too much screentime. She's best when used sparingly, not as the focus of an episode.
why last thread no marked
>>31622446I only have one mouth, and I don't think it's big enough to fit both at once, and it'd get cold if I used a bowl or something
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0cGoddammit, I can't stop listening to this. >inb4 but it sucks so much!I don't care.
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug&flux=0&direction>mfw>yfw?
>>31622429
This pic always gives me a boner.
Obligatory.
>>31622455Bullshit, she's easily carried several episodes
>>31622408Yep. Twilight is fine in doses, but she has been overused this season so far. NO ME GUSTA
>>31622468Not very bueno at all.
>>31622460I know, right?
Well, if we're showing how we ranked our ponies at varying parts of the showEarly season 1:Pinkie PieTwilight SparkleRainbow DashRarityFluttershyNow:Twilight SparklePinkie PieRarityApplejack/Rainbow DashFluttershy
>>31622475She's "carried" them because THE CAMERA WAS ON HER THE WHOLE TIME
SORRY IM LATEIM JUST HERE TO BRING SOME HATE
>>31622470>Rainbow Dash will never pin you down while angrily staring into your eyes before making passionate, forceful love to you, still angry that you left her alone, and making you promise you'll never do it again before she stops grinding you into the dirt
>>31622432>actually, fucking your friends can be lots of fun
>>31622474Burn ALL the juice?!
>>31622460It's very well composed actuallyAnyone who dislikes that song is a dirty PLEBEIAN
>>31622470Great intro picture for starting your pony-fapping adventures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y0w9g7CN1c&feature=relatedPINKIE PIE YOU SAY?
>>31622101
>>31622500
when I first started watchingRainbow dashPinkie PieApplejackTwilightRarityFluttershyNowadays:Rainbow DashRarity/Pinkie PieApplejackTwilightFluttershy
>>31622524.....ew
>>31622524I need a fic about this.
>>31622536A fic about Sweetie Belle in detention?
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>31622513>my marshmallow senses are tingling!
>>31622536>Romance Reports
>>31622536Twilight came to pick up Sweetie Belle from school because she had to stay after for getting in trouble. Cherilee asked twilight to meet her outside to discuss sweetie belles behavior. she started licking twilight outside.
>>31622524Why does Twilight seem way bigger than CheerileeAlso ewwww hornication
>>31622524Hornjob thread?
>>31622536Romance Reports.
>>31622531>hating fluttershy>still
>>31622560Too long.
>>31622546>Sweetie Belle practices her magic in detention, not knowing why she keeps screwing up, because Twilight is sending out waves of overpoweringly strong magic by accident>She ends up giving up and crying in the corner before going home and locking herself in her room>She won't tell anyone why>She never goes back to school
>>31622563>Implying having a least favorite pony means you hate them
>>31622460Listen to it if you want, but please don't bring it here again.
Who draws these?
>>31622566Just read the last few chapters, then.
>>31622559That is just ridiculous.
>>31622575anonymous
which poni are you most sexually attracted tofor me i think it's pinki, there's something about her energy, randomness, and cuteness that makes me just want to bounce her up and down on my dick
>>31622575RD, that lazy ass mexican. Can't even janitor the sky on time.
>>31622575Anon
>>31622369>Implying Trixie does not fuck her self with a rope
>>31622578>17 chapters>I'm at 5 or somethingLike I'm just gonna read it for the clop.
>>31622531When I first started watching: Twilight; rainbow dash; who the fuck else matters?Today: Rarity; Pinkie Pie, Applejack; Twilight; Rainbow Dash; Fluttershy.
>>31622559Hornjob thread.
Does anyone else really fucking love Discord?
>>31622576HAHA!TIME FOR FOOT FETISH!
>>31622578Cna you point me this chapters please? I want to get familiar with that writer since he is going to write a long Fluttermac fic and some Rarijack.
>>31622574>Rapeydoesn'tlikefunthings.png
>>31622619Time for you leaving /co/
>>31622559I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees Celestia with white toenails and fingernails if she were human.
>>31622599No, RD is a proud American citizen, Scootaloo is the Mexican
>>31622559i don't get why that's considered a hornjobi always thought a hornjob was when... you know what, fuck it, i am not having this discussion
>>31622615I doI wish he was my friend
>>31622563didnt say I hate her. Just dont like her as much. I'm pretty sure I had this conversation with someone else yesterday.
She's such a horn-whore
>>31622629
>>31622615Best villain general?
>>31622596That is a difficult question. Pinkie, of course, because she'd be like being hit by a freight train of kisses and thrusting. Dash, because how anybody could *not* find that pony pretty I'm not sure. Twilight, too, because it'd be cute and adorable and involve hugging, and also the whole librarian look is kinda really sexy.
>>31622634I have a problem when people think a wingjob means just massaging the wings.
>>31622634It's a footjob on the horn, but since ponie's don't have genatalia, it's considered just a hornjob.
Slow on the uptake, I know, but I'm the only person in this fandom that doesn't fap to pones, huh.
Accidental hornjob
>fetishesAlright, see you guys in the evening. Hopefully, it will clear out by then.
>>31622559
>>31622656>>31622634Depends whether it's being given or received, of course
>>31622615Hell yes. Discord was rad.
>>31622661Not in the least
Trixie gives the best hornjobs.
>>31622640well you have tersethey are both similar beasts
>>31622661You're not alone.I do fap to pony cosplayers though
>>31622661No, I'm still here.
>>31622670>No one will ever accidently give you a accidental blowjob because your penis isn't head-level.
>>31622620No one?
>>31622689gosh, last 3 or 4 chapters maybe, I dunno? Just start near the end and look through until Twilight and Cheerilee start fucking
>>31622615Discord legitimately frightened me when he appeared in his first scenes. No cartoon has done that since I was a kid.When it turned out he was just an extremely powerful imp he became substantially less so.
>>31622704Well isn't that fucking cute.
>>31622680>>31622685>>31622687We are a very small subset. That's a combination of completely unsurprising and a little unfortunate.
>>31622688>That feel when you start suckling on the horn of the unicorn next to you in bed while pretending to be asleep so they think it's accidental
>>31622661You're not alone dude. You never were. I was always here.
>>31622724Let's be honest here, we're on 4chan, ponies would probably be pretty tame compared to what most of us have fapped to in the past
>>31622718my penis cant stop watching it
>>31622724We're not a small subset. The pornfags are just louder than us.
I CAN ONLY FAP TO PEOPLE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DON'T FAP TO PONIESC'MON GUYS GET ME OFF HERE
>>31622661That feel when you said, nay, PLEDGED that you would never masturbate to ponies ever, but then a fapfic caught your eye, and it felt so wrong, but so very right.
>>31622724I must commend you all on your resilience.I only lasted a few weeks.
>>31622661No my friend, you are not alone in this world
>>31622736The strangest think I masturbated to was furry porn.I'm a casual.
>>31622682>Terse>similar to Discordanon, this comment just made my day
>>31622751Weakling
>>31622751I lasted the hiatus even. But I have a fairly heavy mind control fetish. And the first three episodes of s2 had some pretty heavy mind control elements. So, yeah, that broke me pretty hard.
>>31622661nah, aside from the promise of eternal soul wrenching self hate and disgust, theres nothing out there that really caters to me
>>31622756I actually can't get it up to ponies. They're just to pure in nature. My mind can't turn these impure pictures into a sexual feeling.
>>31622751It won't happen. That is the promise I've made to myself.And I fucking keep my word.
>>3162274480% of pony fans like the porn, and the other 20% are liars.
THIS THREAD IS OVERNOBODY POST ANYMORETHATS IT!
ponies dont even sex, lauren confirmed
>>31622744Then let's take a count.I'll put my vote in for shamelessly fapping to ponies.
>>31622790Pony fad's over folks. Pack it up. Next stop, GALAXY GIRLS!
New Tread? (oh god what?)>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105>>31621105
>>31622795Well how the fuck do they reproduce?
>>31622795Except she confirmed the opposite. She's said they do the standard mammalian thing to make kids.
>>31622804im actually excited to see what its like
>>31622804Which galaxy girl is your favorite?I'd fuck Mars.
>>31622785Be true to yourself and your heart Full Stop.If you can't be true to yourself, no one will be.
>>31622807WTF MAN THAT THREAD ISNT EVEN IN ENGLISH
>>31622807Yeah no.
>>31622785It's one thing to resist the temptation and another one to never suffer from it. If it's the first, you will fall eventually.
Everything I claim on the internet is true. Just reminding you so you don't think that I do things that I state that I don't. That would be ignorant of you.
>>31622829ID FUCK ALL THOSE PLANETS RIGHT UP THE ASS
>>31622807>that feel when Google Translate offers to translate that thread
>>31622818no she said that she only makes up theories that go against the show. so its 100% confirmed that ponies dont
>>31622856Google is best pony
>>31622785>having to force yourself not to do something just for the sake of not doing itI think you're putting too much emphasis on what you fap to, it's really not that important
>>31622850You mean you'd fuck your anus.
>>31622807How about not?>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887>>31622887Real new thread that does not violate global rules.
>>31622751That feel>find the pony fandom creepy as fuck>decide to see what the fuss is all about>swear never to become obsessed with the characters and such if I end up liking it>end up liking it>start to think of the characters more and more>end up identifying with and really liking Twilight Sparkle>start to save pony pics, though with enough dignity not to save any porn, still find it disgusting at this point>wake up from a sappy as fuck wet dream about Twilight one dayAnd that's how I broke.
>>316228860/10 Shut up mito.
>>31622840The temptation isn't there, but I don't know, someday someone might hit one of my fetishes. I don't know.But I can resist temptations, indefinitely. I have daily urges to punch out strangers, strong ones. I know that I want to avoid that road, and I restrain myself. It's still working, after about 8 years.
>>31622908That's pretty much my story, except I started finding ponies vaguely attractive before discovering I'd accidentally caught a waifu.
>>31622807No, thank you
>>31622918I know that feel. I sometimes feel sudden urge to break things and talk shit to everyone I see. But fetishes are something of a little different matter. Anyway keep going strong man, and keep your mind clean - the way it's meant to be.
>>31623004Part of it is that this fucking fandom needs more cute and less porn. I intend to stand on the cute end of the spectrum. Too bad I suck at drawing.
>>31622108Fuck the haters, thanks a bunch bro.
>>31623049I fap to ponies and appreciate all the writers and artists who give me my daily fap but I will never be able to draw porn myself.But you're true about the amount of porn overcoming the cute.
>>31623049Well, the vocal majority wants porn so they are getting it. Honestly, I've long since learned to ignore it. The porn just does nothing to me, I don't get boners and I can't fap to it. It holds no meaning to me, so I ignore it and post more cute ponies. Never enough cute ponies.
>>31623138>that feel when you find cute ponies cute, and sexy ponies sexy
>>31623153I just can't find them 'sexy'. I have so many fetishes and some of them are popular in poni porn, but it just doesn't get me off.
>>31623221I'm not exactly sure what triggered it for me, I never used to find them sexy, and I sure as fuck never chose to find them sexy, it just kinda happened.
>>31623230Well, to each their own I guess. And there's always a guilty pleasure of corrupting something innocent, the thing I've fallen to so many times. But not here, not today, not ever.
>>31623287I could not disagree with this statement more, even the idea that sex isn't innocent.
>>31624630people think sex isn't innocent because they were kept away from it as children
>>31624683Yeah, it's a lame western society more that sex is inherently sinful. Personally, I think there is no more innocent expression on the planet.
>>31624725objectively I have to agree, but I still have that wrong feeling my upbringing has given me. I have yet to have sex though
>>31624805Probably won't change after your first time, unless it happens to be an amazing woman or moment or something.