Hello, good morning, and welcome toMY LITTLE PONY GENERALWHERE A FEW SECONDS OF VIDEO CAN MAKE AN ENTIRE FANDOM GO MAD
EARLY MORNING RAPING FUN TIMES
Most of them were already mad to begin withAnd not the cool sort of mad, the poop-your-pants sort of mad.
any marker movers around?
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!
>>31617174not I
>>31617193NONONNONNONOONNONOONONONONONON
>>31617193oh Dash, you could make me smile any day
>>31617156NO.
>>31617193This one's for you, chap!
>>31617207Oh so you were waiting for me, huh? Drop and give me 10 push-ups NOW!
>>31617228>THAT SCRUNCHY FACESO HARD... TO... RESIST
If nothing else, Dash gets credit from me in the newest episode for recognizing the difference between cool, awesome, and radical. Too often are the terms used interchangeably.
>>31617228I'd give you ten push-ins if you know what I mean
>>31617226Awesome!
>>31617242nobody knows what anything means anymore
>>31617138Who's mad? I certainly am not. It's too early for mad.
>>31617193One smile for Dashie, coming right up!
>>31617248Lemme post the last one
>>31617242nice one dude
>>31617267it was implied that sexual intercourse would occur
>>31617193
>>31617228
>>31617277this is strangely arousing
>>31617265Thanks
Derpy is best pet
WELPITS SUPER SLOW THREAD TIMEAND ALL THAT IT ENTAILS
>Wake up>Snooze>Get up>Shower>Coffee>MLPGLife is good.
>>31617298your life is terrible and so is mine
>>31617287>ponies in general
SAGE.
>>31617311tell me more
>>31617311Sage goes in all fields!
>>31617277
Derpy occasionally sneaks into Fluttershy's chicken coop to steal an egg or two.She does it to practice her stealth and speed, but also because she's poor and has two daughters to support.
>>31617302It could be worse
>>31617323i dont even know what i have and havent saved anymore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=LoRr2NMRp-4
>>31617323I'd let Dash push me through the pain barrier if you know what I meanI'm serious I could probably do with more exercise
>>31617319you forgot the image field>also the fake captcha wordsurely THIS post will do somethingsage
>>31617342then what are you doing here fatty?
go away
>>31617346being too lazy, that's why I'd like Dash to help
>>31617323Oh so it was you who posted that gif yesterday...well, at least you are contributing with something
>>31617325>she's poor and has two daughters to support
>>31617193Dude how autistic are you?
I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEALETS ALL POSTRAINBOW DAHS!
>>31617354Welp
>>31617354to be fair numerous people created and posted similar gifs
>>31617367
>>31617367I'm kinda dashed out.lets post a better pony
>>31617375Yes, but I remember the filename, I think I made a joke about it
>>31617323>>31617333>>31617342>>31617354>>31617375How in the FUCK is this sexual?I'm out.
>>31617358 implying a mail carrier would be rich
>>31617382NO!
This is in no way exploitable.
HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE ACCEPTED BLUE PONY AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR?
>>31617385Why did people decide she delivers mail for a living?
>>31617384WELCOME TO 4CHAN!
>Not giving Dash a loving cuddle
>>31617406well somebodys got to do it
>>31617385>implying your fanon isn't retarded
>>31617400I would let Dash inside my heart while I worshipped her
>>31617358Getting mad at fanon? You know better than that.
THERE IS NOW A PENIS IN THIS THREAD
>>31617407Today I finally figured out why those faces look weird.
>>31617423would you like to share?not that carefucking rhymes
>>31617413I would give Dash a loving cuddle and then pretend to fall asleep so she wouldn't have to be embarrassed about hugging back
>>31617418 fanon>Derpy was shown delivering things in an actual episode>fanon
WE NEED A MARKER IN HERE!
>>3161738120% gayer
>>31617395we all know why fluttershy wanted to have dash alone with her
>>31617423Because of the large mouths, dialated pupils, oversized eyes, and flatface-muzzle?I mean, in comparison to the rest of the show.
>>31617438>implied rape
This pony, /co/, this pony.
>>31617388You sure, bro?
>>31617438she was pushing the turtle so hard so Dash would give up and be sad she'd never have a petand that's when fluttershy would present herself, food bowl at her hooves and certificate of adoption in her mouth
>>31617446POSITIVE!
>>31617413>No hugs
>>31617442fuck that pony and fuck you too
>>31617457
>>31617452Sometimes I wish I could kill people through the computer
>>31617454Negative. Pink pone is best pone. Beep boop.
>>31617464No, you fool!That's exactly what they want!
>>31617457>dash after we sexed together
>>31617406After Derpy first became popular, one of the very first stories about her was a really short one told from her POV, in which she was a mail pony.It became a really popular bit of fanon, to the point that Jayson Theissen had them reanimate the piano scene in Feeling Pinkie Keen so Derpy dropped the piano she was supposed to be delivering on Twilight (in the original scene the culprit was just a generic Pegasus) as a nod to the fanon.
>>31617469I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS
Requesting GlitterGlue's tumblr or fA or whatever.
Tell me why someone would not fuck her
>>31617480lol is he on fa?
>that feel when supposed to go to bed early>but MLPG is so interesting I stay up till 3am>supposed to wake up at 9>wake up at 2 in the afternoonWhat's going on ITT?Any news relating to the show?
>>31617476Dance off?
>>31617482Not attracted to her, perhaps?
>Not keeping Dash locked away in your cellar, barely kept fed as the sedation begins to wear off>That feel when It's Time again.Errybody's jelly.
>>31617482not into bestiality?
>>31617480http://askicepack.tumblr.com/http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/
>>31617442Never read that shitwhy is it cause so much anger and disgust?
>>31617469http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8H1RjjoGKs
>>31617482because they're male and gay, or female and not gaythose are the only valid reasons
>>31617485In the next episode, pony will pony pony.
>>31617480>>31617483>>31617494http://www.furaffinity.net/user/theweaver/
>>31617486UHHHOW ABOUT A FLY-OFF INSTEAD?
>>31617491>Dash>Not Lil' Pip
>>31617491>that feel when you wore a wig and heavy makeup while you caught her, locked her up, and abused her so that you could take them off and rescue her so she'd be forever in your debt"I owe you my life" hugs are best hugs
>>31617511>ponies face when my penis is inserted successfully
>>31617507How about a best-pet-off?
>>31617507How about no?
>>31617522JUST LOOK AT HOW SWAG THIS MOTHERFUCKING TURTLE IS!
>>31617507Bitch, I am ready.>Pinkie built the mini-helicopter for the turtle
>>31617486>nobody has giffed the dash skittish legs when she was trapped by the rockwhat the hell /co/
>>31617528BUT I SAY YES!
>>31617537>dat magic glow>Celestia's magic glow
Guys GuysJust now I fapped to porn that wasn't of ponies for the first time in a long whileAnd I felt dirty about itWhat the fuck is going on
>>31617544>its in this very thread
>>31617540>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE WINGS
>>31617549oh god are you meI did that last nightit... didn't do it as well as it used to. I think I'm broken.
>>31617540Pinkie doesn't even need to fly.that bitch can teleport
>>31617548>the turtle is celestia in disguise
>"I brought you something."Its hugs
>>31617549that's alright anon, just don't make a habit of it
>>31617560I would massage those wings so sensually she wouldn't even know where she was
Mother of god.I just realized, for the last like hundred posts there's been no tripfags.they've finally left
>>31617568i would open that doorand get on the floorwith her
>>31617579i am still here!
Did this the person who drew this draw anything yesterday?
What I thought of when I saw that pose.
So MLPG roll with me on this one.If pony can pony and pony can pony pony, then pony pony can pony pony.But pony pony can't pony so pony can only be pony.This implies that pony can pony pony if and only if pony pony can pony.Solve this conundrum I find myself trapped in.
>>31617593yeah well you thought wrong>>31617595shut up
>>31617549I couldn't care less about fapping to ponies but limiting your porn consumption to such a degree? I'm disturbed at the thought and disappointed in your behavior.
>>31617577quit pining for a wingjob
>>31617579No, I'm still here.
>>31617595You sick fucker
>>31617579Don't summon them idiot. Faceless will leap into the thread spraying shit everywhere.
>>31617609you dont count
>>31617561>>31617573Well you seeI used to feel dirty about masturbating to sexually explicit pictures of caricatured cartoon horsesAnd now I feel dirty if I don'tJesus fuck this was never meant to happen
>>31617591In the previous thread, >>31616923.
>>31617612Faceless doesn't scare me! oh god, what have i done?
>>31617619So, you left the Anon status?
>>31617637Only when I post drawings. If anything, I'm as much as an Anon as you guys.
>>31617651anon is best contributor
>>31617651That's fine bro, and it would be fine if you post as namefag too, your drawings are amazing
>>31617494>>31617506Thanks.
So, I just watched the latest episode.Best musical number, by far.
>>31617680prepare for >opinions
>>31617619Yes, I'm that Anon, and I thank you. I passed out about...well if that clock is correct I woke up half an hour after you posted it. Thank you!
>>31617606no fuck you her wings are so pretty
>>31617689whats going on in finland today bro?
>>31617680aside from winter wrap up, art of the dress, and at the gala, I agree with you, bro
>>31617671I don't know. I may not be as good as /co/'s lovable Drawfags like SB, Ross, Rose, Tess, etc, but I'll try my best in investing my time learning how to colour my drawans, just for you guys because I love you guys so much. No homo though.
>>31617617>that feelcartoon ponies should not be this sexy
>>31617696I need to pick up a book I don't even want to read.I don't even know what's going on in this town, I haven't even read a newspaper in weeks.The Finnish equivalent of WSJ did an article on MLP.
>>31617707>ross>lovable
>>31617707as long as you keep drawing pinkie, i love you too.
>>31617689Your welcome! I'm a +8 GMTfag myself and had much daylight to do my drawans.
>>31617717translate that shit dude
>>31617678
WHAT CRAZY ANTICS ARE WE GOING TO GET UP TO TODAY /CO/?!
>human penises
>>31617760is that supposed to represent laughter or enjoyment?
>>31617769Both
>>31617769I assumed laughter over the size.I think you should bear in mind pony proportions though...wouldn't be that different.Why the fuck am I even thinking about this?Fuck you guys.
>>31617760>stallions jelly they don't have opposable digitsProblem, digitigrades?
>>31617760you can have mine all to your self any day you want, Dash.
>>31617776>that feel when your hands can do things no stallion could ever dream ofMove over, Big Mac, I'm new and exciting
>>31617772
>>31617793Can you link me the original video?
>>31617717link to the article? I'd be curious to read it.
>>31617797i would but i have no idea where its from
>>31617776WHAT ARE THOSE WIGGLY LITTLE THINGS ON THE ENDS OF YOUR HOOFS!? IT'S HORRIFIC!
>>31617814but they can make you feel so good
Woah, it's anonymous time again. ALRIGHT, POST BEST PONI!>>31617793Goddamn that gif. is extremely hypnotizing.
>>31617760>Human flared penises
>>31617802its those japanese mind shift guys, right?
WHICH PONY DO YOU THINK HAS SUCKED THE MOST DICKS?
>>31617832Low self-esteem pony.
>>31617832Nathan
>>31617832Trixie.
>>31617829maybe?
>>31617840maybe if she can make others feel good, she might feel good herselfit doesn't work, but she has an excuse to pretend to smile back, and that's as good as it ever gets for. At very least, it changes the taste of the next family-size tub of ice cream she spends her nights crying into.
>>31617789>yfw it's not exactly new because spike also has hands>spike's hands when
>>31617853Don't you mean >Heartstrings.gif?
>>31617860yeah but we have FIVE fingers
>>31617860>comparing my large, flexible, strong hands with his little clawsI'm sorry I didn't realise they were into being scraped apart from the inside
>>31617747mine is still better.
>>31617824Best pony reporting in.True master race however is both Twilight and Pinkie.
>>31617864Heartstrings is her last name, so, nope
>>31617876Twilight is best ponyPinkie is favorite ponyI'm okay with this
>>31617848Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn934YH9-rc
RAINBOW DASH UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
>>31617889All Japanese people are insane
>>31617876>true best pony master race
>>31617876Mmmhmm, ain't that the truth!
>>31617889thanks!now let us dance
>>31617889Time to make gifs
Requesting the images with the speculation on pony height, if anyone has them, please.
>>31617897Would you like this?
>>31617899Gee, Pinkie, you really let yourself go.
>that feel when you first have a human place their fingers in you
>>31617921Is this the one you're looking for?
>>31617922It seems like the ideal pony would have the full face of Fluttershy, to get the full stare effect, the horn of Twilight, the hair of Rarity, the wings of RBD, the hind legs of AJ, and the front legs of Pinkie.
>>31617923Shit, some tripfag lost the marker...again...
>>31617922Franken Fran?
>>31617932why the front legs of pinkie?
>>31617931Eh, good enough. There are about ten different ones, I think.
Okay, I play lol while I listen to fim music any songs beside eurobeat pony and general mumble,should I get?
>>31617944She seems to use them like hands more than the rest of the cast, for things like object manipulation, building flying machines, etc.
>>31617944This is why>filename
>>31617932And Twilight's left brain and Pinkies right
>>31617948https://docs.google.com/document/d/14XCse2gA-GkyDq_TwlPZ8DJivPW8Wtu4MURp8bhbxU0/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CPSCxIgD&pli=1
>Just now watching new episode>This singing>I cannot hold all this awesomenessChrist, talk about making up for lost time.
>>31617960There'd be no stopping her.lets throw the owl in there somewhere, you know, to slow her down
>>31617853Oh god it moves
>>31617963terse!wispa gold is on sale again!i only just discovered this!
>>31617972Scat is even bannable on /d/ and /b/, you know.
THIS THREAD REMINDS ME OF MY SEX LIFE
>>31618011lots of anonymous encounters?
>>31618011Slow, but reliable?
>>31618011ponies everywhere?
>>31617963any torrents?My connection is acting up again I doubt I can finish it via manual download
>>31618011It's all in your imagination and you will never be able to touch anyting in real life?
>>31617978Only just? Shit, dude, Wispa Gold's been back on the market since...2010, I think? How long have you been living in the dark?>>31618011Pony?
>>31617800Sorry it took so long, I had to go loan a book from my friend.http://www.talouselama.fi/uutiset/my+little+pony+sekoittaa+nyt+miehia/a717650Of course it's in Finnish, but it's basically just a shortened translation from the Wall Stree Journal article anyway.
>>31618034i don't know man but i'm happy
>>31618034the fuck is wispa gold?
>>31618035>loan a book from my friendYou either mean>loan a book TO my friendor>borrow a book from my friend
>>31618034You Brits and your silly Willy Wonka candies.
>>31618059you will never know
>>31618060Yes, of course, I had forgotten about that rule.
>>31617631
>>31618032Dude, the torrents for the archive are in the document. Unfortunately I don't have any other torrents on hand, and lacking the link board I don't think I could find you anyway, so it's either that archive, or I give you a full, comprehensive breakdown of all the pony songs I enjoy with regularity so you can DD them from their respective youtube pages.>>31618046Good for you, man, good for you.>>31618059>>31618070A chocolate bar that I've never had myself, just saw appear about a year or so ago. Normal Wispas suit me just fine.
>>31618081go back to bedwe don't need you yet
>>31618073It's fine in the long run, I knew you meant one of them, and you'd be surprised how often people don't know their/there/they're and your/you're/yore
>>31618084>normal wispayou are so boring terselive life on the wild side!
>>31618088nofukyou
>>31618081YOU! OUR BATTLE HAS NOT ENDED YET.
>>31617743>GMT+8Oh cool, you're from Australia then?Damn, almost all of my favorite drawfags draw when I should be asleep.Anyway, if you care about that coloring business anymore, I say you should go for it, although your lineart is very good as it is.
is this dead?
>>31618133No, it's just slowing down. Come back in...about hour, hour and a half.
>>31618133No.
>>31618133what the fuck is wrong with her legs?
>>31618129Futaloo is bestaloo
>>31618088Yeah Facelesscome back to bed
>>31618133WE CAN BRING IT BACK TO LIFE WITH MORE RAINBOW DASH!
>>31618148Phantom limb syndrome, bro. Her leg doesn't actually exist.
>>31618084Just give me a couple of songs you'd recommend as long it has the same rhythm as this song and I'm all sethttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqB1MbXSeGkI'd try to download the whole load when I got the time
>>31618152You didn't even use Mrs. Cake. It's like you don't know the guy.>>31618148Nothing? The other's hidden behind her tail and I'm pretty sure I've seen ponies do that with their other one.
>>31618152man, ECM really needs some protips about the eyes and depth of field.>Moments later, twilights' hind legs slipped off of the end of the bed and she tumbled off onto the floor in surprise
>>31618096What can I say, I prefer yellow chocolates to gold.>>31618133Nah, this period is the domain of the midday types. We'll be comfortably chugging along for a while yet.
>>31618182what the hell is a yellow chocolate?
>>31618159How about more of Rainbow Dash and best pony?
>>31618175No I see it, her right hind leg is crossed over the left. it just looks all fucked up
>>31618152>horsecore.org
>>31618188I presume those aluminium covered chocolate coins
>>31618152>That picI absolutely hate that picture, Twilight's face structure is less pony, more pig. I can't get over it. Plus the eyelids are much too detailed, it's creepy.
Is there an effective way to troll ponychan?Their mods are like nazis
>>31618132Naw, not Australia. I'm from SEA (South East Asia) and there's a bunch of Ponyfags around here, though will never be as much as the western fanbase.Regarding the colouring business, alright then. The more fun I can have with experimenting colours.
>>31618182>midday typesIt's five in the AM, broheim.Wait -- why the fuck am I awake?Oh, right: magical horses and insomnia.
>>31618190ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT GUMMY IS BEST PONY?
>>31618209are you trying to say he isn't?
>>31618159Well, she is the third best pone after all
>>31618209Does it need to be said? Everyone knows it already.
>>31618206Just mention me, money, gullible fools, and no consequences, and you ought to be riding the highway of rants.
>>31618220THAT LIZARD HAS A GUNEVERYONE GET DOWN
>>31618171Sorry, dude, I don't like that sort of music, with the bass and the kicks and whatnot. Everything pony I listen to is very different.>>31618188Flakes, Freddos and shit. You know, the good stuff.>>31618208Yeah, I think you're the exception to the rule, man. I'd say sleep, but I know that insomniac feel, so just chill out and relax. Maybe slip away a little, let your eyes shut, and just sit there.
>>31618231
>>31618220
>>31618221Naw, she's worst pony.Best pony is AJ.
>>31618231I'm Gummy and I get respectYour cash and your jewelry is what I expect
>>31618244why are all of our real world animals so ugly?
>>31618228Which made me wonder..what did you do to make the mods over at Ponychan to go all phobia when you're around? Kind of a newfag so yeah, pardon me.
>>31618258>ohboyherewego.jpggather round children!its stupid time
>>31618220THAT LIZARD'S GUN IS LOADEDQUICKOPEN THE DOOR
>>31618234Sleep is for the weak and the ponyless.When I have all the pony, everyone else will lament their weakness.
>>31618269GET IN THE FLOOR!
>>31618254motherfucking rhyming pimp
>>31618243You make a decent case; Spike being second best pony doesn't help matters but no, Gummy is still best pony, pretty sure.
>>31618258scam them on a whim for a hundred and ten dollars without any repercussions.
>>31618258>>31618268surely he's not still riding his infamy from when he scammed some money from them?that was months ago, dammit faceless, pull another caper!
>>31618234Okay then. Thanks.
>>31618269GET ON THE FLOORAND WALK THE DINOSAURMAYBE HE'LL LEAVE US ALONE
>>31618282I'm not riding on it, but the fact that I did still grinds the mods and admins' gears.
>>31618276>in
>>31618299well you need to top yourself
>>31618280and you only gave like $15 to fluffy!i thought you were a modern day robin hood
>>31618207Ok, cool to have some Asians here too.Well, I have tomorrow off so I can stay up 24 hours to see if you're gonna start drawing again.>>31618290Gotta listen to that.Then start reading.While checking MLPG every other page.God damn this place wrecked my life.
>>31618301how the fuck do i get in the floor?
>>31618306He spent the majority of it commisioning kloudmutt for scat pornalso Disco ran off with soem of the money too
>>31618244I think she's the worst pony, but your opinion is just as valid as mine. Posting best pony.
>>31618306I spent the rest months ago.
>>31618319>not getting in the floor>2011ISHYGDDT
>>31618317What'cha readin'?And put some Moby on low when you're reading whatever it is. Less distracting than dinosaur walkin'.
>>31618332Is it weird that I'm weirded out by that horse not having genitals?
>>31618353There are other versions of that picture
Besides, there's one underlying issue about actually scamming them and getting away with it without them ever knowing, and that's the fact that they're running their imageboard like a forum, including checking up IPs' for their post counts.New poster? anything you say'll be taken at troll value, and mods will be quick to intervene at any sleight of inconvenience.You'd have to subjugate yourself to ponychan for a week or two before attempting it.
>>31618331WHY IS THAT PICTURE SO FUCKING BIG
>>31618340Winter War.I'll try Moby, thanks.
>>31618319
>>31618365dude. it'd be the best caper ever, you'd have to go undercover for weeks
>>31618359IT HAS POO EVERYWHERE
>>31618331Well, I sometimes Twifag myself too.She's always been on my top 3.
>>31618387Which is exactly why I'll never do it.
>>31618365You turn me on Faceless
>>31618317Well I'm free at the moment. What do you want me to draw?
>>31618404you lazy nigger.
>>31618411Celestia, She Pony of the SS.Nobody ever wants to draw that for me.
>>31618410He's really hot shit.
>>31618417that sucks.he should draw pinkie pie playing calvinball
So I just realized Trixie is the opposite of the ponies' elements.She's a liar, lives for herself, takes more than she gives, is a bully, and laughs at others' misfortune.Her lack of friends = lack of magic.
>>31618411Well you could go with >>31618417Or...Twilight wearing a pickelhaube.Google it if you don't know, it's the german helmet from WWI.
>>31618365Why on God's green earth would people, who only know each other over an cartoon centered image board, give someone money?
>>31618411RAINBOW DASH
>>31618449hugbox baby hugbox
>>31618449they're bronies, what'd you expect?
>>31618466If they're bronies, what are we?
>>31618472Ponyfags.
>>31618466>filename
>>31618429>pinkie pie playing calvinballAm I the only one that thinks that's awesome?
>>31618491No.And I don't even care much for Pinkie myself.
>>31618441>>31618429>>31618417Why doesn't anybody who can draw think Pony Nazisploitation is as funny as I do?
>>31618506First ponies I tried to draw were wearing German WWII uniforms.Oh wait, you wanted someone who can draw.
>>31618466Man, I want to know just wha tyou said to get them to part with that cash. Can you tell us the abridged version?
>>31618539>implying TwiMac or FlutterMac isn't OTP
>>31618480dumbfuck who can barely afford to stay alive doesn't have two cents in his head and decides to preach love and tolerance by almost giving away the last the last of his money.yes, it's my fav comment.Imma be off for a while. irrelevant, but that's why it's spoilered.
>>31618466>uterus canterlotI don't even care if that's a real thing, I fucking laughed.
>>31618506Mostly because I'm not good enough to draw them sexy Nazi uniforms properly and accurately..sadly.Will consider the Twilight with the helmet and Pinkie with calvinball!
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE FINALLY HERE! MLP en latinoamerica!! Estan listos sus cuerpos??Mezkalito y Dooks, se que estan ahí
>>31618466Oh, please tell me that thread is archived somewhere or that there are caps.
>>31618548he quite literally said a few lines about how he needs to afford medicine or he'll become a 'vegetable' and posted his paypal afterwards. Then the money rolled in.oh and he posted a teary-eyed Twilight picture.
>>31618554Oh man I fapped so many times to that pic...
>>31618548I want that picture that's on the computer screen.
>>31618568IIRC Faceless should have the thread. ask him when he comes back.
>>31618578>not playing the game>anno domini 1711
>>31618553>implying Trixietosh isn't the best ship
>>31618577>teary-eyed Twilight picture.well there you go, who could resist?
>>31618564Mez aquí, esperando que empiece en ese puto stream
>>31618564la voz de applejack esta bien horrenda, como le puieron hacer eso a la mejor pony?
>>31618620>>31618607>>31618564how are the VAs, latinbros?
>>31618466>he's 19>his father is in his 70sThat means his father was an idiot who had a kid in his 50s
>>31618607>Mez>Mezkalito?Volve a ponychan pibe, que haces aqui boludo?
>>31618661maybe his dad had a big dick
>>31618678Entirely possible, but not exactly relevant.
>>31618678big dick is no excuse for having a child when you're 54
>>31618688BIG DICK IS EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING
>>31618620Por lo menos no quedó la del DVD de promoción y fue cambiada por una ligeramente mejor>>31618630Hmmm, well...Twilight, Spike and Pinkie are not so bad...don't make me talk about the other VAs...Rarity and Rainbow Dash sound like little girls and Applejack...duh...>>31618677Lurker desde febrero, en Ponychan solo entro a /int/
>>31618581You're never going to get that picture.
>>31618688I'd have kids if i were 54+I just wouldn't raise them
Dos horas para los pinches ponis, estan sus culos listos?
>>31618721i have something that needs raising RIGHT NOW
>>31618710Oh well, that's too bad.
>>31618733You may be content with that, but dammit, I'm not!
>>31618732Your spirits?!
>>31618726My butt is ready
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/742947Anyone know who the artist for this masterpiece is?
>>31618753sure why not
>>31618750Not like I'm happy or anything but as some people say, "fuck it"
FUCK /CO/NOW I HAVE HICCUPS!SAY SOMETHING SCARY TO RID ME OF THEM
>>31618783 FiM will last for 8 more seasons
>>31618783Seth is going to link this thread so bronies post here
>>31618783Faceless is now a moderator.
>>31618783Fanfiction.
>>31618764why dont you just post the picture with spoilers?
>>31618783There is no God and your idiotic, human ideals are laughable!Oh wait -- that's supposed to make you cry...
IM STILL HICCUPING YOU GUYS!
>>31618823Because mods are probably awake.
Does it count as a kiss?
make me cry with ponies guys, i dare ya'll
>>31618846it counts with some kind of oral rape
>>31618825You did your best, anon
>>31618177>>31618152Oh god use the edited version, she looks bruised in that.
>>31618849somebody post the pinkie pie diabetes and/or cancer things
>>31618849
>>31618857BWAHAHAHAH
>>31618859but i liked her bruised
>>31618846Wonder how Applejack tastes like...
>>31618878apples
>>31618878Apple juice and whiskey
>>31618857You are good people, Anonymous.
>>31618876You sad person.
>>31618870>Pinkie with diabetesOh fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lbqWUW1k1IEXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT /CO/EXPLAIN IT NOW
>>31618902I see you're new here, welcome to the fandom. Please ignore all comments regarding cupcakes and try to stay away from the porn. Have a nice day.
>>31618849Do happy tears count?
>>31618902Nope, doesn't make me sad at all.
>Dashfags still acting like she's best pony as a way of compensating how much of a bitch she was on Saturdaysuch is life in the general
>>31618913I liked cupcakes. It was so over the top I couldn' t help but laugh.
>>31618849I don't know if this is sad or funny.But it's getting posted
>>31618849No one loves you, your parents think you are a failure, girls think you are gross and your few friends are just your friends because they feel sorry for your pathetic ass.
>>31618913>stay away from the porndo you have a mental deficiency we should all be aware of?
>>31618935Really?Really really?Oh God -- I'm free. Finally, I'm free.
>>31618929Well, since it's based on that Simpsons episode we know she'll get rescued.
>>31618914No. I demand scrunchy tears.Scrunchy pony tears!
>>31618919
>>31618914sure why notand btw pinkie with diabetes doesnt make me cry at all
>>31618919HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO MAD?
>>31618943>mfw there are no krusty burgers in MLP
>>31618966>yfw there are no faces left
>>31618966No, but they're putting a Krusty Krab in downtown Ponyville.
>>31618966...is there ANY fast food in Equestria?
>>31618981fried hay or what was it sounds like french fries to me.
>>31618981How can they have fast food when they don't eat meat and don't drive cars?
>>31618981no thats why they live forever
>>31618992WELL I DON'T KNOWalso trips
>>31618997Swing and a miss, hombre.
>>31618995
>>31618919>DashfagsWell, they are just 15 year old kids and their brains aren't fully developed, you need to be patient with them.
>>31619010>IMPLYING PONY PONY PONY
>>31618849its to hard to make someone cry with ponies, they're too cute and happytry these thoughhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd9YXOOo5Y
>>31618995>dash after i have entered her
>>31619031All it took were those old Spike fics for me.
>>31619054oh yeah right, those are pretty sad
>>31618997>also trips
>>31619031http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFA4MAfFVQE
>>31619010So how many "bedroom_eyes.png" images exist at this point?Because I'm pretty sure every single instance of a character goddamn BLINKING has turned into one of these images.
>>31619076dude. what is up with those thai life insurance people.why do they want to make me cry?
>>31619093http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOkB_GIuVO0They are evil monsters, capitalist monsters
>>31619093Because negative emotions, such as sadness, shame or fear, are far more likely to convince somebody to shell out money. So they make hearbreaking as hell commercials, and people shower them with cash.
>>31619088Does this count?
>>31619088
>>31619088Pretty many, probably.
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>>31619124This drives my penis to insanity.
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