CAN THIS BE A RAPE THREAD?

blue rainbow flying pony is the best at all three things in her name

>>31615163
rainbow dash IS the bluest pony
this has been proven with pony science

>>31615162
The owner/founder is very religious.

All the restaurants are closed on Sunday so that workers can be with their families

>dash bluest poni

That is a damn dirty lie

You already know..

God damn these milkshakes and steak burgers fucking mighty tasty

DID SOMEBODY SAY RAINBOW DASH THREAD?!

>>31615196
actually, that's really more of a purple

She's also the most boss nigga pony, don't forget that.

This show is complete crap. I thought it was all supposed to be about friendship. But all I see are people having mental breakdowns and evil gods of chaos mindraping everyone.

>>31615163
I disagree. Orange pone is obviously bluest pone

>>31615197

>their tiny fries

Tastes good, don't even know how they cut them up so small

GREGORY HOUSE
GREGORY HOUSE
GREGORY HOUSE
GREGORY HOUSE
GREGORY HOUSE
GREGORY HOUSE

>>31615201

As long as we're discussing fast food, why don't we discuss fast food places that are chains, but probably no one else here has eaten at?

Unless we're not discussing fast food anymore, in which case I apologize.

I CAN FEEL THE FRIENDSHIP OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

Bluest pone thread, okay

>>31615197
you know
i must have passed by a million steak and shakes when going through airports

would do you recommend for maximum tasty next time i see one?

Why is this show so popular? It's fucking terrible.

>Draw Lyra with a goddamn bow
>Suddenly forget how to do eye balls

FUCK YOU MEMORY.

>>31615217
GREGORY HORSE
GREGORY HORSE
GREGORY HORSE
GREGORY HORSE
GREGORY HORSE
GREGORY HORSE

>>31615206
I wouldn't know, I am colorblind

>>31615217
>>31615238
Do you know my name... JUDGMEEEEEENT

>>31615214

White pone is bluest pone

>>31615201
I would stab her in the back with my penis

>>31615242
how do you masturbate?

>>31615227
Just get the Double Steakburger with fries and a milkshake. Shits just that good.

>>31615227

Triple steak burger with cheese, strawberry milkshake.

You won't be disappointed. Although there food is a little on the small-side for the price, it actually tastes like real beef unlike mcdonalds

>>31615227
They're good, if a bit greasy. Got burgers, patty melts

Thier shakes are the absolute best. And now they have holiday shakes, like white chocolate and eggnog

>>31615250
i know what you mean

>>31615248
>>31615214
come on you guys, it's like you don't even know what makes a pone blue
protip: blue pone has the colour in her NAME

>>31615246

JUDGEMENT BOY PLS GO

>>31615257
I thought the food was really cheap? Or maybe it's just for certain places.

>>31615235
I dig that you're drawing more, dude. You seem to have found a (ridiculous) style that's just right for you.

And for drawing Griffy, too, but I digress. Keep at it!

>>31615197
I went to Steak and Shake once.

I took half a fucking hour to get the milkshake I ordered, and another fifteen minutes to get a burger that tasted like shit.

Best milkshake I have ever had, though.

>>31615196

I suggest a Luna thread instead of a Dash one.

>>31615252
I close my eyes and pretend I know what color rainbow dash is

>>31615278
I suggest fuck you

>>31615266
Ohhh
You mean pink pone

>>31615248
Nope. Pink pone is bluest pone.

>>31615278

Anything is better than another Dash thread, dashfags have been pushing that shit alot.

>>31615257
err, i might not go for a TRIPLE but a double sounds ok

strawberry milkshake you say? figures strawberry is the god tier shake flavor hmm?

i wonder if there's one in my town...

>>31615283
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU WANT MORE RAINBOW DASH MARKER?!
WELL ILL TRY!

guys. stop talking about delicious food.

I'm starving over here

>>31615297
Dash doesn't need our help to be adorable and threadworthy

>>31615297

>>31615268

Do you know. Who I am. They call me Judgement Boy - GOLD!

>fast food
I hate being a califag sometimes, I can't enjoy all this delicious shit fucking ever. it sucks

>>31615308
Eat your limbs

>>31615291
>>31615296

I think it's time for A PINKIE PIE DUMP.

>>31615299
All their flavors are good

They also have side by side milkshakes; you order two flavors and they pour them in side by side in the glass, so its DOUBLE

>>31615300
I'd actually like some Fluttershy, if that's okay with you...

>go to Sonic
>buy medium Coney dog combo with tots and lemonade
>get another six-inch because I know I'll still be hungry
>eat a foot and a half of delicious cheesy, chili meat
>still hungry

GOD DAMN IT. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH.

>>31615299
>closest steak n' shake is in Alabama
DAMN!

>>31615308
i'm starting to know that feel
it's 3AM and there's a sonic just down the road
damn it

>>31615272

It really depends, it's not really as high priced as five guys but it's a little steep, like a double steak burger costs around 3 bucks if I remember correctly. But I think it's priced just right

>>31615275

I know right, it just so good.

>>31615299

I'm 6"0 and exercise so I probably eat a fair bit more, but yeah double is great too

Also they got so many milkshakes man just pick whatever you are in the mood for, can't go wrong with strawberry though

>>31615308
Let's talk about which flavor of icecream is which pony's favorite

>>31615316
Consider yourself lucky though, a lot of people will never try In-N-Out and I heard that was the best place ever.

>>31615330
>Eat a slice of toast
>Full

You poor fat bastard.

>>31615320
ew gross, it probably smells like cotton candy.

>>31615320

>>31615325
NEVER!
FINE I WILL MEET YOU HALF WAY
WITH BOTH OF THEM DOING SOME WEIRD SHIT

>>31615297
But we are talking about fast food.

This is a perfect topic to have in a Dash thread.

>>31615323
>you order two flavors and they pour them in side by side in the glass, so its DOUBLE
WITCHCRAFT!
i assume there is no to-go version of this magical double cup contraption?

>>31615341
Dash's favourite flavour is lemon, because the flavour is strong enough to drown out the taste of her tears

>>31615355

I bet Rainbow Dash eats at Sonics

>>31615341
IS THERE A BLUE FLAVOR?
HOW ABOUT RAINBOW FLAVORED?

>>31615354

Only the dead know peace from those faces.

>>31615316
White castle is disgusting as fuck

>>31615336
Jesus Christ, Five Guys. Most delicious shit ever but so fucking expensive.

The unfortunate thing is that the Steak N' Shake closest to me closed down, so if I ever want one I'd have to drive like 15 miles to get to it, so I only go very occasionally.

It's 4:17 am and I'm gonna fail.

Give me heart-wrenching pony crap

>>31615344
Ininout is overrated, the burgers are expensive and they're really fucking thin.

>>31615355
You trying to imply something buddy?

>>31615336
>I'm 6"0 and exercise so I probably eat a fair bit more, but yeah double is great too
i'm not too worried about being filled up, i jsut don't like burgers with too much meat. i strive for balance. double patty is sort of pushing it already

>>31615367
I bet rainbow dash eats at every fast food place for miles around, cycling between them so none of them know just how much she eats

>>31615316

Oooo, I heard those are GOOD. Never had em, though, I don't know of any White Castles in Nevada.

>>31615346

If I told you I'd been losing weight the last couple of months, you wouldn't believe me anyway.

Oh hey guys, what going on in this thread?

>>31615373
>opinions

>>31615369
tell me you wouldn't have your tongue all over this bro

>>31615360
They have big styrafoam cups, but yeah it is more of a sit down dinner then a to go place

Enough fast food. How about some actual sit-down restaurants?

I'm going to find an excuse to go to Fogo again soon. I haven't been since my next-to-last birthday and I can't wait until my next one.

>>31615372
u jelly

>>31615372
LOOK INTO MY EYES PATRICK!

>>31615369
Oh yeah theres that awesome Superman flavor

>>31615376
>heart-wrenching pony crap

Faceless can help you with that, but I don't know if he is here right now.

>>31615399
I would share that ice cream with blue pone

>>31615399
FUCK I WANT THAT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW
NON SEXUALLY

I don't like ground beef.

>>31615386

Oh I just love the taste of beef

I can't stand when the bun is the same size if not bigger than the patty, totally drowns out the flavor

To each his own I guess

>>31615402
Best sit down restaurants are local ones

mmmmmm delicious Thai food

>>31615423

>doesn't like ground beef

GET HIM

GET HIM NOW

Steaks are better

>>31615283

>>31615423
Maybe try something leaner? Like buffalo

>>31615399
i would rape that would my tongue
there would be restraining orders across several states
it wouldn't be able to face its mother after i had my way with it

APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=eOVE6y0CQ-U

>>31615354
What is it about this picture that makes me like it so much?

>>31615434
what will you do when the might warrior leth triumphantly returns from his ban for linkporn?

>>31615273

Well golly gee, thanks man, you keep on writing your thingamabobs. Also, I made this the other day and I don't think you were around to get it.

>>31615422
>not running your tongue over its multicoloured surface, savouring the taste and thinking of Dash, while your free hand lightly fondles yourself as everything but you and the icecream drops from your worldview

>>31615402


Well, you could see if there's a >>31615223 near you. It seems like it's more obscure than I thought, though; I was kind of hoping someone would pop in and be like "oh I've eaten there."

It's a pretty awesome restaurant.

Anyone ever eat at one of these places before?

I would stop by here every day during my lunch break and get a hickory cheeseburger, onion rings, and a shake.

Blue pony thread? Because I had a blue pony dream last night.

I was being given a tour of a royal seaside villa by a humanized Luna. I was asking about the different rooms and what life was like at the old castle in Everfree. It was sunset and the glare off the water was bothering her, so she asked if we could sit down for a moment in the shade of a low wall. There was a single wooden chair; I sat on the ground so that she could have it, but she just turned and sat next to me instead. I looked up for a moment at her beautiful dark eyes and woke up.

whycantIholdallthesefeels.jpg

>>31615424
>I can't stand when the bun is the same size if not bigger than the patty

oh fuck i know that feel so bad

then again, i usually opt for fewer patties because most burger joints don't make very good patties...

maybe it's a sort of kneejerk response, i've been conditioned against too much beef

i should try a tripple next time i'm at five guys, to fix me of this curse

>>31615462
what? an mlpg thread? i would never eat here

>>31615320
That'd be nice.

>>31615448
>linkporn
>leth

NO I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>>31615433
>>31615436

I said I don't like ground beef, not beef in general. I love me a good steak, but hamburgers... ehh.

>>31615467
>this place as a restaurant

pinkiescandyvag.png

>>31615470
that pony aint right

>>31615463
>that feel when the only pony dream you've ever had involved fucking rainbow dash

Not sure whether good feel or bad feel, but certainly confusing feel

>>31615462
Damn it, let's try that picture again.

>>31615440
why can't I stop watching....
It's like those videos of movies that have lot's of "fucks" in them and they put them all in one video.

>>31615486
there are no food standards whatsoever!

>>31615404
>>31615406

>>31615440
>>31615440
>>31615440
oh god it's DESU all over again

>>31615495
we have finally mastered the art of time travel gentlemen!
now where should we go to next?

>>31615497

There was an anon awhile back who claimed he was having reoccurring dreams of Pinkie Pie forcing him to live in Ponyville and raping him whenever he tried to resist. I wonder if he finally went bonkers and ate a cyanide cupcake or something.

>>31615406
>>31615404
>>31615354

What in God's name is wrong with their mouths?

>>31615470

>>31615523
I miss that guy. His tales of woe and pony sex were entertaining.

>>31615486

>Semen in everything
>Faceless is head chef
>Employees murder the health inspectors

>>31615432
oh christ, there was this one place near me, the canyon cafe i believe

they had the ABSOLUTE BEST tex-mex food, i cannot describe how good it was. they had this beef pork burrito that was actually served on a plate as something you slice up and eat, they put all kinds of veggies and seasonings in with the pork to supercharge the flavor. oh my god

also they had red and green enchiladas with rice and slightly spicy tangy white sauce, and salsa/green chili sauce respectively. that was AMAZING

they also made fantastic quesadillas, which awesomely juicy chicken and great cheese blends

and they had real, HONEST TO GOD tres leches
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tres_leches_cake

my god it was delicious, best damn cake i ever ate in my life

and the portions were FUCKHUGE

IT CLOSED DOWN THREE YEARS AFTER OPENING
MY FAMILY WAS DEVASTATED, THAT WAS OUR MAIN CELEBRATION PLACE.

look what you did anon, you launched me into a food rant. but god i cannot recommend that place enough. I WILL MOURN YOU, CANYON CAFE, FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS

>>31615526
TEETH!

>>31615502

Swear compilations, you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_98GmmvdyU

>>31615528
Pinkie would get Fs in school, but she'd just grab the top line and pull it down until it became an A

>>31615440
I KEEP HEARING APPLEJAPPLE!

>>31615523
We lost contact with him a couple of months ago.

The last I heard Pinkie had gotten tired of raping him, and had moved on to having him help her cook stuff and having consensual sex.

>>31615552
I suppose once he finally gave in it was only a matter of time until she had him all to herself

>>31615497

Only pony dream I ever had was me taking advantage of humanized AJ.

I chickened out.

>>31615544
better one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Qq1oTo0JA

>>31615497
only pony dream I'VE ever had was smokin' bud with zecora
we delved the limits of consciousness
absolutely nothing sexual happened

>>31615569
girls are scary

>>31615559
How long before she moves onto a fresh target, or starts teaching other ponies her witchcraft and they look for humans of their own?

Lyra gets an entire menagerie going in her basement.

Can there be Gilda int eh rainbow dash thread guys?

>>31615592

Don't make me pull out some Griffy.

>>31615497
Lyra tried to sell me lollipops once.

Poor girl didn't know how much they were worth and was selling them for much too low.

Here's your Rainbow Dash.

>>31615571
>best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkVYHUMCCwc

>>31615510
Here, let me help you with this problem

>>31615591

One of these nights, somebody is gonna wake up with her sucking on their fingers and toes.

>>31615600
Taking advantage of Lyra.

You monster

>>31615592
i guess

HEY ROOGNA

WINGS ARE FOR FAGGOTS

>>31615571

That video really ties the thread together.

>>31615523

Man, I told him to fight her, I told him. He didn't listen, though. Now he's gone, and I'm telling you, it only made her more confident. She's going to come back, and she's going to get another one of us. Hell, she might've already done it! She might be moving so fast, she's picking us off one by one every night. She might even be impersonating tripfags after getting them, just to keep us from getting suspicious.

...we can't trust anyone.

>>31615599
Oh, now you're just being a dick.

>>31615606
I would take care of eyeless Pinkie

>>31615603
WHY THANK YOU!
ITS WONDERFUL

>>31615569
>>31615497
The thing that gave me the most feels about the Luna dream was that it wasn't even about sex. We were just spending time together, alone, by the sea. I was seriously in a daze for at least a half hour after waking up.

Also, I'm normally a Twilightfag. I'd never felt this way about Luna before.

>>31615610
That's the thing though, she was trying to sell them for ten cents a piece and I was trying to convince her she could easily get fifty cents for each one.

Those were some damn fine lollipops.

>blueblood ejaculates silly string.tif

>>31615611
Yeah, leathery, filthy reptile wings.

>>31615591
man, let her come, I won't resist. We've seen what happens to those who resist, and what she wants isn't all that bad.

>>31615630
Lyra is just a simple businessmare trying to make an honest living

>>31615619
>She might even be impersonating tripfags after getting them, just to keep us from getting suspicious.

You seemed to give a pretty accurate representation of Ponyville during you quest, but the portion on earth was pretty nonspecific.

Now I wonder why that was...

>>31615606

BIZZAM.

>>31615642
yeah well
WELL
YOU'RE A BEAK FACE
FAGGOT

>>31615603
d'awww
dash is so adorable when she sleeps
so always

>>31615440

>>31615571
I wanna see this with ponies.

WHY ARE THESE PONIES SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH APPLES?

>>31615644
>what she wants isn't all that bad
What DOES she want, though? It has to be more than mindless sex.

>>31615619

Wouldn't that include you?

Besides. Being take to the magical land of Equestria and being force to make baked goods doesn't sound half bad.

>>31615619
If you're reading this, Pinkie: Take me first, I'll come willingly

>>31615603
now I am sleepy myself

>>31615649

JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING.

>>31615644
What exactly happens to the resisters? I'm really on the fence here.

>>31615666
Who knows? Somebody to bake with? I find it hard to believe she'd do anything malicious

>>31615650
Oh, you...

>>31615640
Ooh, new IP update?

I'm not sure that we care so shut the fuck up

>>31615655
At least my face doesnt look like I jumped out of a moving vehicle and landed on it.
That's what faggot fucking scales look like.
fag

>>31615678
She came for him. First at night, when his body was weak, and his mind couldn't resist, and had her way with him while he was powerless to escape, and then she broke into his reality. And then he was gone.

why cant we have sparkly names like on poynchan?

>>31615660
Life is like a box of apples.

>>31615697
You can
it's called being a tripfag so i can filter you

>>31615699
shit?

>>31615675
You know just what I am implying, Pinkie Quester.

>>31615699
Applejack died by that river that day

>>31615710
Pinkie Quest: The quest for Pinkie

>>31615697
because this isn't poynchan

>>31615629

I'm honestly surprised I had THAT sort of dream about AJ at all. Well, not completely surprised, but I figured my subconscious would at least romance her first.

>>31615699

That reminds me. I am out of Hard Apple Cider. Damn.

>>31615718
can you put me through to patrick then?

>>31615710

If I was Pinkie, why would I give away her plan? Think about it dude.

>>31615521
pinkie only takes the ones who struggle. its not a party to her unless you struggle and she knows when u a faker!

I will never have a pony dream

>>31615730
A double-bluff, of course. Pinkie would give away her plans at a moment's notice, just because she knew nobody would believe her.

>>31615726
no can do

>>31615739
>you will never have my penis

>>31615739
I had a PPG dream earlier
still no pony dream

>>31615723
Nah, you just fuck 'em.

>>31615730

To throw us off of your trail Pinkie Pie! We're on to you!

>>31615730
Because it's obviously not a part of the plan you are worried about revealing.

You are toying with us.

>>31615740

I think you're Pinkie, and you're just trying to shift the suspicion onto me to make it easier to abduct other tripfags.

>>31615739
Just keep sleeping, I thought that, but I eventually got Dash all to myself in bed. Even if I didn't realise I wanted to until after the dream. By which I mean that was confusing as fuck for a while, because what the FUCK subconcious?

Can i be Pinkie Pie, too?

>>31615740
>>31615756
You're both really silly, darlings. I'm Pinkie Pie.

>>31615770
fuck off roogna

I've had two pony dreams

One flying around as a pegasus and getting bitched at by Dash, the other getting fucked by Pinkie

>>31615770

You can be Griffy.

>>31615756
Other tripfags? How do you know her target isn't you?

You know what I'm talking about - you hear a noise behind you, turn around, but there's nothing there. Look in a mirror and think you see a flash of something vanishing, but you investigate and there's nothing. Just as you fall asleep, you hear a giggle, but tell yourself it's just a dream. It's not. She's coming for you. Be ready.

we are the walking pinkie pie.

>>31615776
>that feel when out of those two, I'd choose the flying dream every time

>>31615786

I don't know, dude. After reading Lisey's Story, if I have to choose something to be popping up in my mirrors and shit, I'd rather it be Pinkie than the creature with the endless piebald side. I mean, one leads to a fate worse than death, so even if Pinkie goes full cupcakes on me I'd still be better off.

>>31615780
Trixie reminds me of Chuck Jones version of Bugs Bunny there.

>>31615809
>so even if Pinkie goes full cupcakes on me I'd still be better off.

Which is why you have the local dentist give you a cyanide tooth.

I've only had 1 pony dream. I was hanging out with the mane 6 at a mall in a city that was pretty much the Tokyo from Deus ex. Well they all got kidnapped cept for me and AJ, so the whole dream was me and her looking for the hideout and stuff. It was great...we never found it though (stupid alarm for work, set off a trap too)

>>31615800
>I'd choose the flying dream every time

I had a dream I was a wizard on a flying carpet once.
It was fun until I remembered I am scared of heights and the carpet turned into the size of a door mate.

>>31615809
>implying Pinkie couldn't come up with a fate worse than death

don't think she won't do it if you resist.

Life in Ponyville wouldn't be that bad, actually. You have a library right there, access to all sorts of different food (enough for a complete diet), all of the ingredients for booze, plus a whole lots of adorable ponies to hang out with (or fuck, if that's your thing). Sounds much better than a dead end job and student loans.

>>31615832
but if you had wings, there'd be no need to be scared, you couldn't fall, they're attached to you

THIS THREAD IS SLOWING DOWN
CAN IT BE?
THIS MEANS WHAT I THINK IT DOES...

Since we're talking about Pinkie Pie, how many different senses do you think are in Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense?

I'd guess around 5000 or so.

>>31615844
>lots of ponies to fuck
I'd rather just have one, make it more meaningful

hugging, though? I wonder if I could get a job as town hugger

>>31615844
>Sounds much better than a dead end job and student loans

Just wait until they hit you with the non-pony resident tax.

>>31615844

>>31615853
She can smell differences in air pressure

>>31615853
Well how many parts of her can twitch at the same time?

>>31615849
YES! YOU'RE PREGNANT! AND TARA STRONG IS THE FATHER!

>>31615860
Well, you've said you'd like to go traveling before. Wouldn't you rather travel around Equestria than earth?

>>31615866
WELL FUCKADOODLEDO

>>31615692
Reality's probably even weaker now that she's already broken through once...
But it's not like she's going to bother abducting me, even if she takes everybody else from these threads.
When that happens, I'll hold down the fort, while you guys try to find a way back to the real world. Someday the carefree times of 24/7 MLPG will return...

>>31615860

I'm just saying if Pinkie Pie decided to take me to Equestria, I wouldn't be fighting against it.

>>31615893
>She takes you to the Ax Cop universe

>>31615688

>>31615876
>>31615893

>>31615891
>implying you could hold out against Pinkie Pie
You'd push back against the door as something outside slams into it over and over, until it suddenly stops, and you hear a giggle behind you. You spin around and there's nothing there. And then everything goes black.

>>31615893
Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd go too, They need military defense too right? Maybe I could be with those castle ponies

>>31615866

>YOU'RE PREGNANT!

BANG.

>>31615910
Ponkie Pie, not so close to the screen. You'll smudge it.

>>31615903
>plant doesn't bear fruit
>Ice Pack is sterile

>hot season
>mating season

Ha ha, weaver.

>>31615901
>she comes back with a new appendage on her forehead
>"Hey, look what Uni-Man let me borrow!"
We're all fucked.

>>31615916
I think that they wouldn't be willing to go as far as a human would though. Your ideas would be shouted down as barbaric.

The Diamond Dogs, on the other hand...

>>31615910
just imagine, nothing but you, an earth pony you made good friends with during your stay in ponyville, a cart, and the open road. Pick a direction, and head off, and you have hundreds of miles of beautiful countryside, untouched by man or equine. Maybe you'll find cities, whether on the ground or in the clouds, or maybe you'll just enjoy the landscape. You can write down what you see, and ponies will know your name for generations, as a fearless explorer.

>>31615917
WHAT.

>>31615936
>a new appendage on her forehead

>>31615937

I am sure humans could do plenty that's non-violent that Ponies would find useful when it comes to defending themselves.

>>31615938

but.

you.

>>31615937
>offer military advice
>they just look at you and decide to get out the EoH again and win without bloodshed

>>31615957
go to sleep patrick

>>31615954
Or we could do something like this.

>Creatures from the Everfree Forest keep attacking Ponyville. What is your advice on this, human?
>Well what if we just cut down the forest and expanded the town?

>>31615937
Hmmm, yes I suppose they would have need for military. Think of all the things that can be made from those jewels!

>>31615957
Yes, yes, come. Come with me to your new home. I'll get you a cart, and a map of the known world, and you can live out your dreams, untempered by the reality of your world.

>>31615973

But that's just what she wants me to do!

>>31615954
>>31615981
Or even better.

>I wonder what happens if I remove the pepper spray from this can of pepper spray, and replace it with Poison Joak extract?

ok guys what if you were walking in some nearby woods, this is hypothetical i know none of you go outside irl, and off in some bushes you see your favorite colorful magical talking pony waving to you. She runs off and when you go after her you can't find her no matter how hard you look, shes gone.

what do you do and how do you feel?

>>31615981
Fluttershy might have something to say about that, considering alot of animals live there.

>>31615981
>the project to cut down the everfree forest takes decades, creating stable jobs and the largest boom in Equestria's economy since the fall of Discord
>when it's done, ponies are safer than ever before, and when they build their new city around the castle of the two pony sisters, they'll erect a statue of you in thanks

>>31616004
But the weather changes by itself there! How can we cut something like that down??? Its too scary!

>>31616001

I go to a therapist cause obviously I'm nuts.

That, or the 4th wall is truly breaking down, and it's only a matter of time until we get to live with cartoon ponies.

>>31616009
>A few dozen species go extinct in the process, but no one liked cockatrices anyways.

>>31616021
>How can we cut something like that down?
That could be a legitimate problem, actually.

But that's why God gave man the gift of fire.

>>31616001
I would winder why Luna was there
Then why she was in the real world
Then if this is just Celestia trolling me

>>31616021
Several large teams of pegasi bring the entire area to a standstill so they can figure out what's driving the weather system, and fix it.

>>31616038

Ponies are super afraid of fire. Remember how worried they were about the smoke?

>>31616025
You turn up there, and it's Twilight sitting on the chair

>>31616058
to be fair ponies are small horses

>>31616038

>>31616058
We could teach them to embrace the fire, and use it in everyday life.

>>31616065
Is her mane like this?

>>31616001
Pretty sad, actually.

>>31615917
Hello Sonic Fandom, how's it going?

>>31615941

DON'T FRET LITTLE ANON, I MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU.

>>31616071
Fluttershy must be taught that some things are for the greater good. She can keep whatever animals she likes, to prevent extinction, but that forest is coming down.

hey guys, does anybody know where I can find the rest of these? or can somebody dump them for me?
1/2

>>31616058
whoops too late i already started the fire with some flint and steel because im secretly a shitty minecraft youtube video in real life

>>31616058
Which is exactly why they need our help.

We just have to remember to tell Zecora she needs to get out of there before we set the blaze.

>>31616076

I am not in the mood for feeling those feelings that you feel when you think about Twilight being all cute and stuff.

>>31616076
Yes it is. She spends the entire session speaking only in double entendres. You're not sure her certificate is valid.

>>31616088

You really don't want to find them, trust me.

>>31616091
'remember'

>>31616088


and the other only one I saved.

2/2

>>31616082
I UNDERSTAND EVEN LESS NOW!

>>31616065

You know, every time I see those images of ponies in real places, I always imagine a scenario where at some point where I'm completely isolated, everyone on earth is replaced by ponies. Like the one where they're in a bar, I'm walking down the street, and I don't even notice that there's no one else around, then I walk into the bar and notice them all. I walk back outside, and everyone outside is a pony as well.

Then I get home as fast as I can, barricade the doors and windows, and pray. Because I mean, not only would that be incredibly scary... who knows if they're done? For all I know, they wanted to replace me as well, and there's no telling what happens when you get replaced.

If I go to Equestria I am not helping the ponies. I'll lead a resistance movement of all the other species that have been repressed by ponies.

>>31616104
No, we defiantly give her plenty of time to get out of the forest, and explain exactly why this is necessary.

I don't want any Zebra curses hanging over my head.

>>31616058
ok yeah but honestly, as far as we seen in the show, outside of the main six and costars, ponies are afraid of everything and panic easily and hilariously.

>>31616117

>Ponies slap your shit anyways.

>>31616105
The only good way that story could end is if AJ bursts out of her stomach alien-style.

>>31616097

yes, I'm sure I do and I can assure you that I very well realised where it is heading.

and
that is my fetish.jpg

>>31616117
>you collect all of the animals and march into ponyville before delivering your demands
>Twilight walks out of her house, tuts, picks you all up, and throws you back in your pens and cages

>>31616117
Good luck getting that done.

Now if a mysterious benefactor where to give you a fully equipped and crewed Ohio class submarine, that would be something I would be interested in.

>>31616117
If I get sent to Equestrua, I would try and find the doctor. We'll have awesome adventures and I'd eventually be able to go to Barcelona. Not the country but the planet.

>>31616001
What am I doing in front of my computer?!? Time to go camping!

>>31616116
Just come here, we'll all be ponies, we can tell you to just submit. Let them do it, fill your mind with marshmallow pony happiness and drain away your human cynicism

>>31616116
and all the humans are in Equestria, frolicking around and acting like they lived there they whole lives.

And the one remaining pony is freaking the fuck out.

Both you and the pony are getting trolled hard

>>31616153
I have been tempted to write a short fic where a human winds up in Equestria and starts making friends with the ponies, only for the Doctor to just trot up to him and tell him in no uncertain terms he has to go back to earth.

It would end with the Doctor tossing him bodily out of the TARDIS and into hs home.

>>31616168

Fucking Britson.

Should've shot him.

>>31616141
>pinkies face when she says my duck

>>31616105

Well if you really want it here

3/7

>>31616116
>>31616160
This is giving me Conversion Burro flashbacks.

God I hate those stories with a fury that scares even me.

>>31616181

4/7

>>31616171
DO IT FAGGOT

>>31616181
>>31616186
>mfw

dammit, nobody can help me on my picture hunt?


awwwww.

>>31616144
>hey dragons, want your old hunting lands back?

>>31616186

fluttershy is a dick

>>31616186

5/7

>>31616198

6/7

>>31616171
If the doctor did this to me I would plead with him to have just one adventure. And then just one more. And another. And another. etc etc etc

>>31616108

THIS WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

>>31616192
WHA?

>>31616221
NOW I GET IT

>>31616211

7/7

That's all I have, enjoy your shitty pony vore.

>>31616171
No, fuck that, he's a pony, and not even a unicorn, I can overpower him if I have to
I'm not leaving, not while there are ponies there who like me

>>31616196
I like to think that the dragons are actually refugees from the dragons on Earth.

This opens up the possibility of a short Human in Equstria fic where Spike lures the human away from town and then sets him on fire.

I come up with the stupidest ideas.

>>31616236
PONIES CANT EAT OTHER PONIES!

>>31616216
>He kept pleading for more adventures
>So the Doctor turned him to stone and attached him in place of a figurehead on an explorer's ship
>So he'd adventure forever

you are in ponyworld. yay! unfortunately you are forced to be a villain and also must stay in the tv Y rating. what do.

>>31616247

>>31616247
SHE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN AROUND HERE

>>31616171
And thus a villain is born.

You expect me to happily settle... for this... After I was there? That I'll just shrug my shoulders and forget? I won't! I can't! I will return, and I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU DOCTOR!

>>31616254
I don't know shit about TV ratings, but time to do some carnage, chaos and sadness!

>>31616236

bless you good sir.

but any idea who drew it?

>>31616254
I do villainy things like sabotaging food shipments and sneaking into ponies houses to break all of their plates until they've had enough of me and stab me with the EoH so I can stop being a dick

>>31616248
Hey, I wouldn't be threatening everyone. I wouldn't deserve that. In fact, I'd try and help the doctor, not try and kill him a la that family.

>>31616216
I am sorry. I am so, so sorry, but it has to be done. If you don't leave now the existence of both these universes will be threatened and I can't let that happen.

>>31616237
He's the fucking Doctor.

>>31616254
Do I get sweet powers related to my Y-rated villainy?

>>31616248
The Doctor can be a real cunt some times.

>>31616254
I'll spend all my time in a cave up in a mountain being really grumpy about happy ponies.

then I'll steal pony hearths warming eve.

>>31616247
Heh.

>>31616160
We use it as a seasoning on many of our popular traditional Equestrian recipes. You really should try some.

how many of you fucking aspies actually watch doctor who?

>>31616275

http://aryion.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=53&t=28424&start=345#p1176726

>>31616288

>He's the fucking Doctor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I80pc9jZ_t8

>>31616304

not me. that show is just plain bad.

>>31616304
Not I.

I only watch good shows.

>>31616254
I start a small business.

>>31616304
Everyone who watches Dr. Who watches MLP.

Not everyone who watches MLP watches Dr. Who.

>>31616288
I don't care, all I have to do is make it clear I care and he'll hopefully either make the right choice and let me stay, or say "I'm so, so sorry" as he boots me out of the door

>>31616304
I only watched the episode "Blink". It was good, but I'm not really interested in the rest of the show.

>>31616304
I do, it's a great show

>>31616288
>I am sorry. I am so, so sorry, but it has to be done. If you don't leave now the existence of both these universes will be threatened and I can't let that happen.
Say, how did you even get here anyway? I thought the TARDIS couldn't travel between universes. Otherwise, you'd have Rose by your side, sorry for bringing that up. But still... How are you even going to bring me back to earth if you can't even travel between universes?

>>31616314
>make the right choice
>choosing the happiness of one person over the continued existence of billions

>>31616322
>MLP takes place on Earth.

>>31616324
>not using some spacey wacey technobabble to reinforce the walls of reality so that I can't harm anything by staying

Honestly, doctor, just sonic it.

>>31616322
If I tried to tell you your brain would start dripping out your nose.

>>31616242

>>31616338
is... is that Dash eating herself?

I mean, we all know she'd eat anything, but even so

>>31616335
>not using some spacey wacey technobabble to reinforce the walls of reality so that I can't harm anything by staying

But he can't. That's why he is sorry.

>>31616338
IM TOO TIRED FOR THIS SHIT

>>31616338
Fuck off Nanaki

>>31616349
damnit doctor
you threw Rose into another dimension, twice, why can't I stay just this once?

>>31616288
>I am sorry. I am so, so sorry, but it has to be done. If you don't leave now the existence of both these universes will be threatened and I can't let that happen.
Can you at least wibbley wobbley my phone into a super communicator so I can at least talk to you in the future?

>Suddenly Doctor Who

Here, take this. I cannot into sad because fuck you.

>>31616361
Wibbly-wobbly, timey eimey and all that jazz.

>>31616373
Can I at least say goodbye? I promise not to run into the everfree forest where you hopefully can't find me, only to come back out after you've left

>>31616361
That was a mirror universe and just the act of them traveling between those two universes nearly destroyed them.

You are in a universe completely different at the most basic level from any you have ever known! You simply existing tears rips in this universe that will take forever to repair!

>>31616338
Practically speaking, would you have a better chance of survival if you tried to shimmy back up the esophagus, claw your way out like an Alien, or spelunk your way through the intestines?

>>31616391
but, between magic and science-magic, can't we have a heartwarming ending where everybody gets what they want? Or is asking for that just inviting a bittersweet ending where I get to spend the rest of my life in Equestria because I die saving a pony's life or something

>>31616381
No, interacting with them is the worse thing you can possibly do. Remember that tree you climbed when you first got her? Exactly, you don't remember it because you made it never exist.

>>31616393
If you go through the mouth, they'd definitely feel you coming, and you'd have to get passed the teeth...

If you could hold your breath through the small intestine, full of acid the whole way, making it to the large intestine, you might have a shot, but then there are those glute muscles...

>>31616409
...How the fuck am I a crack in time? I didn't even explode nor am i the TARDIS!

>>31616422
You didn't explode YET.

Choose:

One back and forth trip on the TARDIS.

OR

Your very own sonic screwdriver.

>>31616436
sonic screwdriver
GOTTA GO FAST

>>31615499

Late as fuck to the fast food party, but hell yeah Dan's Hamburgers. What up, fellow Austinfag.

Also, Ponies.

>>31616436
Given that I'm not very fit and thus couldn't do the required running to survive a trip in the tardis, I'd have to take the latter

>>31616427
>Period of silence.
...Okay yeah take me back.

>>31616441
i would do so many illegal things to that filly
like uhh
gamble and shit

>>31616436
Knowing the show, one back and forth trip on the TARDIS should make me at least a very minor recurring character.

>>31616422
But you aren't a crack in time, not exactly. You're more like if a crack in time and a paradox had a baby and then that baby was fed steroids for most of its life.

You have to go, one way or another.

>>31616454
I would hug her in my arms and play tag with her while she giggled, and I'd buy her some toys and play with them with her before tucking her in bed

>>31616393
> shimmy back up the esophagus

not likely. too difficult to get back up.

> claw your way out like an Alien,

not without a knife, even then I'm doubtful.

> or spelunk your way through the intestines?
probably your best bet, pry open the inner lock and head down through the aybss.

>>31616456
Use a mirror to take a peak into the heart of the TARDIS. I don't think anyone has done that yet.

>>31616465
followed by rape right???

>>31616465

>>31616436
The trip on the TARDIS, duh

>>31616468
I have always wanted to see a bit of vore where the person getting eaten blasted his way out with a grenade.

>>31616465
OH ID BUY HER SOME TOYS TOO

>>31616468
I could see a pony puncturing a way out with hooves.

>>31616436
I'll have the TARDIS trip

>>31616472
if by rape you mean forcibly inserting my penis into her, and by forcibly you mean while she slept, by inserting you meant wrapping around, and by penis you meant arms, then yes, I would indeed hug her while she slept, making sure any nightmares she had would be okay, because she'd feel safe when she woke up, because I'd never let anything hurt her

>>31616470
Now that's a plan. Mary Sue mode activate. Temporary god powers beat any sonic screwdriver.

>>31616436
As fun as a sonic screwdriver would be, I would have to choose a trip on the TARDIS.

After all, how many of the Doctor's companions started out on a "just this one trip" basis?

>>31616492
That's not what he meant.

>>31616502
There was that guy in the first season who got a spike in his head, he lasted an episode and we never saw him again. It's not a sure thing, if you screw up he'll drop you.

anyone got the gif of appleboom tapdancing?

>>31616444
Just lying in bed, roleplaying as the Doctor instead of sleeping.

And yeah, ponies.

>>31616504
well, it's what I'd do

>>31616508
Do you mean the dude from The Long Game?

>>31616492
I MEANT VIOLENT NON-CONSENSUAL UNDERAGE INTERSPECIES SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

>>31616508
And that is why I focus on not being a random mook.

>>31616523
well then no, I'd just hold her in my arms until she fell asleep, her little chest rising and falling as she slumbered beneath me, her wings fluttering as she dreamed an amazing dream, and I'd smile. Because tomorrow, she'll wake up, and I get to spend more time with her.

>>31616544
SEX

>>31616546
not until she's older, damnit

>>31616544
I'd brutally anally rape her.

>>31616552
no you fucking won't, I'll protect her from people like you. I told her she was safe, and I'm damn well going to keep my word.

dashfags are worstfags

>>31616508
Phineas Gage?

>>31616570

Becoming a side character and surviving without a scratch

or

Becoming the doctor's companion but suffering a horrible fate

>>31616570
applefags are worser fags

>>31616570
I'd dash her rainbow, if you know what I mean

>>31616558
But she doesn't want to be safe.

>>31616583
Define "side character" and define "horrible fate."

>>31616585

there are no applefags

>>31616587
that's fluttershy, though, she doesn't even lock her door at night. She talks loudly about how nobody else is going to be around and exactly where she'll be, too distracted to pay attention to her surroundings.

But this is Dash. And little filly Dash, at that.