This is a pony general. We shall discuss ponies and stuff. Perhaps contribute some art or participate in an argument. Maybe some tripfag circlejerkan. Who knows!
DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND THIS WILL NOT BE A RAPE THREAD!
>mlp general 2what number is it actually? i dare you to go through the archive and count
>>31612990>electric boogaloo>not electric scootaloooh shit nigga what are you doing
>>31612990>Dash>ShotgunFuckYes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0cFriendshio Is Witchcraft equals FUCKING AWESOME
>>31613033ITT: we discuss scootaloo as an electric type pokemon
>>31613030there were generals before the archive and generals that were not archived
>>31613053So she'd be Scootachu?
>>31613033Quiet youOH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE>>31613030challenge not accepted
>>31612990>applejack using them crazy gook swordswe don't speak no ching chong down in these parts
>>31613033how do you really feel being replaced by jb as fastest thread creator?
>>31613048>extended versionFUCK YESBeen listening to this song on repeat for the last couple days. Es Bueno.>>31613053We already have an electric Ponymon though.
>>31613033That's pretty shocking OHGODPLEASEDONTHITMEAGAIN.
>>31613065so what does JB stand for and do you draw hoomun?
And I find it kind of funny,I find it kind of sadThe dreams in which I'm dyingare the best I've ever had
>>31613048>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0cis this about weed
>>31613109I think it's 'Jailbait'.
>>31613112>Lyrics>On 4chanYou should get a trip.
>>31612990Move over, Gummy. Tank is best pone.
>>31613048These threads has made up for a shitty day, thank you MLPG. I love you all.
>>31613109JB stands for Jailbait, and no I don't draw hoomanI should really get around to figure drawing though. Pick up a drawing book from a library or something
>>31613083>fastest thread creatorI always get beaten to the punch, I just make threads when everyone else sits around waiting for them to get made... I hate that feeling, so I try to avoid it.>>31613127Truefax
>>31613130WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN THERE
>>31613084>new official Pinkie song>days later>new fan-made Pinkie songGood times.
>>31613153it been weeks brah
Anyone else see the irony in this? Every other pony except Dash has a pet that complements their personalityTwilight - Owl (intelligent, wise etc)AJ - Dog (loyal, hardworking)Rarity - Cat (elegant, superior)Fluttershy - Rabbit (cute, assholeish)Pinkie - Gator (LOL RANDUM)Tank is the complete opposite of what Dash is. Slow but humble.
>>31613163Look at that speedy motherfuckerhe's AWESOMEjust like DASH
>>31613163wait fluttershy is assholeish?
>>31613048>seapony tears and provolonehaha, friendship is witchcraft is awesome.
>>31613161The actual Friendship is Witchcraft episode came out on the 2nd.
>>31613163just you waittank's going to tearing shit UP with that magicopter
>>31613163>cute, assholeish.NOPEAlso, it was that the turtle was the only one loyal enough to help her.
>>31613163And straight.
>>31613190YOU DONT KNOW THAT!
>>31613128http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>31613163The Element of Loyalty got the pet that was the most loyal, dude.
>>31613048...This is fucking painful to listen to.
>>31613185>>31613173I'm referring to the rabbit
>>31613204Anon can't into sad.>MAD WORLDhahahahahhahahahah
>>31613190No dude, that turtle is homosex. There are no heterosexuals in Equestria.
>>31613208you are weirdin lots of way
asjlajelkjaer my hands aren't just meant to draw pony>>31613185I can't believe I never noticed this
>>31613206>dash>element of loyaltyit still sounds wrong to methat being said, I can't see Dash as the element of honesty either.She lies too much for that to be the case.
>>31613208Rapedefiler confirmed for having no taste in pretty much anything whatsoever.
>>31613204>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4>someone shooped out the jurassic spike logo from that imageteehee
>>31613209Except your point was that all the ponis had pets that matched their personality, then listed "assholish" in relation to Fluttershy.
>>31613190
>>31613208its not the best song by itself.but it was hilarious in the actual episode.
waydaminutwhy is there no r34 of tank and dash yetwe JUST had a fucking draw thread
>>31613222>>31613190actually that turtle turned her straight
>>31613206I thought she was the element of overeating.
>>31613208sort of but when you watch it in the actual full thing...it's pretty amusing i have to say
How does twilight play with her owl?where does she stick her horn
>>31613216> he calls that bullshit sad
>>31613269>>31613270>>31613258I think it's pretty fantastic regardless of context, but maybe I'm just a sucker for songs.Also the lyrics are really creative and well written, lots of awesome word-play.
>>31613266Don't worry, if I get tired enough i'll write a clopfic just for you.
>>31613258I kinda like some of the subtle continuity.Like how Twilight can't go in the bounce house anymore.
>>31613267How the hell could a turtle tur...NEVERMIND FORGET I ASKED.
>>31613233>>31613224It sounds like somebody singing three octaves above their normal voice, and going nasal to reach it. The song might be fine, but the voice fucking sucks.
>>31613266You're not looking hard enough.
>>31613301I SMELL ELKI MEAN FANFICTION!
>>31613266and out you go
>>31613240No, this is the original request.KM drew second version later.
>>31613312Gesundheit.
>>31613304Why do you hate everything I love?I do agree the voice is pitched a bit high, but the quality is consistent once that's established.Maybe you just don't like fun things.It's okay though.AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER TO SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>31613048Why can I not stop listening to this on repeat?
>>31613351Hey rape is fun.
>>31613048The song seems well made, and the person doing the singing actually can sing, and probably sound good doing it. The problem is that they cant sing, sound good, and sound like Pinkie.I listened to it once, was impressed and enjoyed it, I guess, but probably won't listen to it again.
>>31613312You say that about everything I express distaste in.
>>31613295Dude, just look at this one, it makes me cry every time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP05TA1WIBg
>>31613329wait, really? strange
>>31613351I don't hate everything you like, I just can't stand nasal voices. Besides, I can guarantee you don't like some of the stuff I like.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZVCD6y-LNM for instance.
>>31613304I'm with you on this one. It's a 'fun' song, but the voice is grating. She's extremely nasally.
>>31613375This might be the reason Pinkie has a separate singing VA.
>>31613378Sooooo edgyWould you like to get a sticker or something for being SOOOO UNIQUE?
Its latePost sleepy ponies
>>31613398
>>31613397Tesla once said with enough force, he could split the earth in halflike an apple
>>31613378I still feel sad for those poor muslims inside the planes...
>>31613426He was right, we just don't have enough power.
>>31613398Sleepy ponies~
>>31613397nah man i liek 2 lizten to linken prk n greendae.I'd hate to come of as a try hard edgy faget, that's the last thing I want to be, sorry if I rustled your jimmies, my bad.
>>31613398Acceptable.
>>31613380What is strange here? That KM draws things?Someone requested "Jurassic park" version of that image and he modified it a bit.
>>31613378At least make it pony related brohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0
>>31613442>Apologizing for being a faggotHoly shit what kind of faggot are you?I bet you'd apologize for apologizing!
Because I can.
>>31613443>hamick"Hammock".
>>31613471
>>31613409...How the hell do I not have any images of sleeping Fluttershy?
>>31613481Hamick is the southern version.
>>31613471>Trying way too fucking hardCalm down, bro.
>>31613481Thanks anon, I'll go rename this now. I suck at spelling.
>>31613497I think the only time she has slept in the show was on her couch in Staremaster.
>>31613451no i just only saw the Jurassic park version, i assumed that was the original given how the scene is basically a visual reference to the scene from the movie
>>31613504>sisterGirlfriend is the southern version
>>31613380hey, Dino-fag, when do you usually get on?I'm planning on showing Umasou at 8:00 EST, just check fimchan or something, though
>>31613426You know, when they were creating the hydrogen bomb, they were worried that it would cause the atmosphere to combust, and they did it anyway. Sometimes I wonder if the ponies have ever had to make a decision as difficult as that. I guess in a way Celestia and Luna did, because if Discord was in control of the world before they were, doesn't that mean he was the one controlling the sun and the moon? For all they knew, they could've sent the lunar and celestial cycles into even further chaos than they were already in, and they usurped him anyway.Of course, this calls into question whether or not they were born as alicorns, and if not, how they rose to alicorn status. Is that just how their world works? If you defeat the supposed God, you become the new God?There's probably already tons of fanon speculation on this subject that I'm unaware of.
>>31613497
First request, Twilight as a biker.
>>31613511Suck my nuts
>>31613526oh i'm around when dinosaurs are aroundi'm slightly more interested in kung fu panda at the moment, when does that start?
>>31613443
>>31613497Let us remedy that, compadre.
>>31613528The ponies are weak. We must invade.
>>31613525Oh you.THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN.
>>31613531daaaaaaaaaaamn sonthat's quality
>>31613497>>31613515Found the cap
>>31613556>That's qualityYou can't be serious
>>31613471I got nothing. If only I was witty enough.
>>31613552I agree.Let them feel the sting of our bullets.
>>31613531Fucking sweet man. Also, adorable tiny shoes and horn collar.
>>31613531Twilight has fallen into the wrong crowd.
>>31613553hey, you can't say that! you're probably not a southerner south mississippi is actually a great place to be, as long as you're around the major settlements and towns. everyone's super nice
>>31613564it is quality though!
>>31613567If only you had some wit.
>>31613544he said sleepy not sexy
>>31613579Must be one of those real extreme book clubs
>>31613568if by bullets you mean penis then yes
>>31613584If only aye. But don't hope for miracles.
>>31613556> not knowing who RuBrony is
>>31613538http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/46502.html#47863
>Sleeping poniesCasuals. It's time for PONIES PLAYING GUITARS
>>31613581more like QUALITY amirite guys
>>31613598He said sting, not barely notice
>that feel when not enough sleepy RarityWelp, time for Twilight I guess.
>>31613552But what if they did indeed rise to alicorn status because they defeated Discord? What does that mean of other species? I mean, for the sake of argument, let's assume that Draconequi (or whatever the fuck the plural of Draconequus is) do not have the level of magical abilities that Discord possesses, assuming they have magical abilities at all. If this is the case, would a human be granted magical abilities if they rose into power? With these abilities, how would they act? Would they be the next Discord, or would they suddenly feel an overwhelming benevolence?
>>31613598I was talking more about the lead variety.Also raining artillery upon them.
>>31613612>http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/46502.html#47863>also show KFP 2oh SHIT yeah, loved that one too
>>31613610Uh, when did I say that?
>>31613622thats what i said though
>>31613556>Implying I don't produce the most quality out of every single contributor in this fandomHAHA WHO AM I KIDDING.
>>31613556>>31613572Thanks. Next, Sweetie Belle's attempt at tailor cutie mark.
>>31613623well technically it would be our collective penisso that includes yoursyeah
>>31613624Nuh uh we remedy this right now.
>>31613615How about just ponies rocking it out?
bumpa rooney
>>31613612Mind if I join?
>>31613612also rose, i know you're big into cute stuff, but how do you feel about small, poignant pieces? i might need some stuff for a little project along these lineshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJNo7AlmVYyour images would basically be setting the mood in the background
>>31613612Too bad I won't be able to catch any of these times. Ah well I hope you anons and other variousfags have fun.
>>31613624I have this vector of Rarity in bed but I don't have my sticki'm so sorry
The Discord/Celestia thing has obvious parallels to the titanomachy with the gods overthrowing the titans.
>>31613682what is that next to the creeper's head?
>>31613673Inb4 someone posts that shipping picture of Dash with the rockstar OC
>yfw
>>31613549>>31613530>>31613562Thanks, guys! Saved one and all!
>>31613682>Minecraft
>>31613612CAN I COME?I HAVE TO WARN YOU I DO SPEAK RATHER LOUDLY THOUGH AT TIMES
>>31613708Those were the days;_;
>>31613615Sounds good, but how do they play with hooves?
>>31613615
>>31613696>dinofag using lost odyssey as inspiration for somethingi don't know how to feel about this. i can't hate it
>>31613708>Lauren Faust will never visit /co/ again for any reasonIs there a metaphor or allegory for this? I'm drawing a blank.
>>31613716>Not superior Castleminer Z.
>>31613716hey guy, say it dont spray it
>>31613722Nope.
>>31613741Notch.
>>31613731THOSE WERE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVESTHOSE DAYS ARE ALL GONE NOWBUT ONE THING REMAINS
>>31613673
>>31613682>Pinky
Caption this shit,
>>31613722>>31613689Since when the heck do you ask permission?
>>31613752FUCK
>>31613744>Sweetie Belle is shooting Scootaloo for fun. She doesnt understand that it hurts her
>>31613767that song had alot of weird mouths.So weird.
>>31613752>>31613769HMM THIS ISNT RIGHT
>>31613759PONIES
>>31613741She'll probably drop in when that new thing of hers comes out. Not pony threads though.
>>31613701A true point, but I still wonder if a human would react differently to a native species of Equestria if they somehow rose to power. I guess it could come down to simply how the world reacts to the presence of a human; I mean, their physics obviously differ highly from ours, judging by Pinkie Pie's cartoon-esqe antics. Whose to say a human could survive in their world at all? For that matter, whose to say a human could even -get- into their world? We've never traveled between dimensions, but for all we know, multiple dimensions could repel us simply because of how much our two dimensions differ from each other.I do so love theorizing over the multiverse theory.
>>sleeping ponies
>>31613732>Metallica
>>31613784BY THAT YOU MEAN WONDERFUL!
>>31613769You can kick people out of your stream or require them to sign in.You have that power.
>>31613633I think there is no Draconequus species, it's just the mortal form that he chose to wear.As for a human ascending to godhood? Well I think that whatever they were like originally would only be reinforced.Mr. Rogers wouldn't suddenly turn evil, for example.
>>31613794i get the vibe that she is pretty pissed off with ponies nowadays
Yeah I remember the old days when only /co/ knew of MLPAnd to think it went on for like 4 months before the internets caught on.
>>31613823Why oh why did someone think it would be a good idea to post ponies on /b/?
>>31613803>Freddy goes into Pinkie's dreams>Parties, parties everywhere
>>31613696i'm going to take the silence as a "Shut up dinofag"i'll go back to my dryer
>>31613741Perhaps what you're looking for is "you don't know what you've got until it's gone?"
>>31613817>ascending to godhoodThose with power seek to use that power.
>>31613823
>>31613839lolsorandumliekpinkypie
>>31613821From what I can tell, what little comradely between Hasbro and the animation team is wearing really fucking thin.
>>31613855to be fair my penis doesnt really mind the tons of porn
>>31613817>As for a human ascending to godhood?did someone...did someone say TALOS?PRAISE TALOS, DAMN THE THALMOR
>>31613841>>she doesn't party with Jasonforever alone
>>31613839Because he thought he could troll /b/.Oh how woefully ignorant he was.
>>31613882trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling you
>>31613842You idiot! Sweetie is dry clean only!DRY CLEAN ONLY!
>>31613733PQ is going to hate me for this. Like I care that he will. MUAHAHAHAHA
>>31613876ohai there
>>31613882nah, it was an attempt to bring /b/ into the pony loving foldit worked too well
>>31613845Was hoping for a more historically grounded example. Nothing comes to mind off-hand, but... I dunno. Saccharine creature comes to a town and offers its favours, town receives it warmly, eventually the hideousness of their idolatry and naturally debased vileness scares it away, whereupon it remains absent forever. The town is left only to worship its memory, in the hopes that one day the error of their ways will dissolve and they might be graced with the presence of their divinity once more.I know there have to be like, a million retellings of this tale... I just can't think of any.
>>31613903pq hates facelessness?
>>31613898oh so i should bake her then?
>>31613823>dem tabs
>>31613879They had a trip to the beach for a fun dayIt didnt go so well
>>31613842"Dino-fag, I'm tired and stupid and don't know what words mean too good, bug me tomorrow"
>>31613908There's no way he wasn't trying to troll them when he used the term "/b/unnies."There's just no fucking way.
>>31613716lol>>31613703a really old thing i drew wat back when i tought i was original, he was called "bullshit" as a parody of bullwinkle, but then happy tree friends came out and now every one says, "HEY YOU DREW LUMPY"so yeah just ignore that
>>31613874Hasbro is a really epically stupid company. It's a miracle the show has remained as good as it has despite their incredible ineptitude.
>>31613795>I mean, their physics obviously differ highly from ours, judging by Pinkie Pie's cartoon-esqe antics. Whose to say a human could survive in their world at all?You play by the rules of where ever you are. Humans in Equestria would start operating under cartoon physics and maybe even be able take advantage of them like Pinkie does. Ponies on Earth would play by our rules. No magic, no cartoon physics, and the pegasi probably can't fly.
>>31613910
>>31613823Man, I wasn't even AROUND back when it was only /co/ who knew ponies, and I still agree.
>>31613920YOU MORON!The burner is on! You're wasting gas!
>>31613934he's still down there.....waiting
Hey I wasn't here during the premier episode last saturday....Why in the blue hell wasn't that thread archived?Was there a thread even?Did anyone save the thread somewhere else?
>>31613920THAT IS NO CAKE, YOU FOOLTHAT IS SWEETIE BEEEEL.
do you think my penis could ever write a show that would air on the hub?
>>31613910Hmm, yes, I know what you're talking about. That's a bit more difficult to put into a metaphorical phrase, but surely someone has done it somewhere.>>31613903ONE OF THESE DAYS YOU MOTHERFUCKER.>>31613916I don't actually hate him, we just back-and-forth a lot.
>>31613934>>31613964>implying Jason has friends or the ponies would be his
>>31613982DRAW
>>31613961but i don't knows what that is
>>31613839When did the 'brony' part of the fandom start to appear anyways? Also preliminary RD x Tank sketch
>>31613977Guy who made it didn't used keywords, therefore the archive couldn't catch it.Hopefully next week that won't happen again.Someone took caps somewhere, but I don't have the link, I'm afraid. Sorry.
>>31613977>premier episode>last saturdayBoy have I got some news for you!...
>>31613990You're penis seems to have pretty good taste so I don't see why not. The Hub might have some content restrictions though, so maybe SpikeTV or something.
>>31614012bronies popped up as a sort of reference/merging with the /v/ concept of brosit was december-februrary, we were all a little crazy
>>31614001FUCK Y-Okay.
>>31613942Point taken. This only reminds me of how bitter I am that I was born decades before interdimensional travel will ever be more than a pipedream, though. Possibly even centuries.
>>31614011The stove top. You can see the flame. That doesnt need to be on for the oven.Unless you're going to boil some Scootaloo or something
>>31614022it really wasnt anything spectacular except for a lot of CAPS LOCK OMG SONG
>>31614041YOU'RE USING CONCEPTS I HAVE NO CAPACITY FORWHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF NERD
>>31614029thank you sir for giving me hope
>>31614054FOOL! I AM THE OMEGA SUPER NERD!BOW BEFORE MY THROBBING KNOWLEDGE!
These guys actually fap to us?
>>31614060I just want to see you and you're penis succeed Anon. I'll always be here cheering for you
>>31614067>role playing
>>31614012It was early in the show when people in /co/ still felt awkward about watching a cartoon for little girls and tried to use it to make themselves feel more manly. It wasn't long before it came to represent something shameful itself.
>>31614012The term or the fans we now refer to as "bronies?" The term itself originated in early December, and the majority of people liked it (I couldn't stand it). It finally dropped out of popularity in late February/early March, when the /b/ portion of the fandom - as well as ponychan - had really picked up steam, thanks to the mass bannings. The biggest reason was that /b/ had grown fond of it, and of course, the last thing anyone on 4chan outside of /b/ wants is to be associated with /b/.
>>31614067like if i was a girl/pony would i be happy or not with the thought of people masturbating to me?i dunno
Ah late night/early morning pony general is best pony generalGod tier: Right nowHigh Tier: late afternoonearly eveningLow Tier:early afternoonShit Tier: before noonlate morning
Rarity, how the fuck can you stand this hairstyle?
>>31614067Yep, these guys.
>>31614080So pacce what did you think of the writeoff results?
>>31614067That seems like an odd thing to find humorousYa know what i mean? Like i feel like you would be creeped out. Like you wouldnt think that was a particularly sad thing unless you had a low opinion of yourself, like "how could they possibly want to fap to us?"
>>31614067To you? Nope.
>>31614098I can smell him from here.
>>31614085I imagine it would be creepy, especially if there were "pictures"
>>31614095the fuck are you?
>>31614098God, those shirts are so fucking stupid.
>>31614065he said throbbing!
>>31614098He looks like he would pass out if he fapped.
>>31613803>>31613879fight puppets! fight for there friendship!
>>31614121i dont know but he seems to crop up every now and then
>>31614121Comfy as shit, and you?
>>31614121Comfy guyKeeping warm in the winter
>>31614121The fuck are you?
>>31614067What of it?
>>31614121I think he's muffin's friend and he runs the joowz thing I think
>>31614121obviously comfyyou blind or something
>>31614137>>31614143comfymind?
>>31614095The 'bronies' I mean. So it was the /b/ portion of the fandom that spawned the horrible 'love and tolerance' and other various crap associated with it? I presume EQD was initially from /co/ but eventually alienated by us.>>31614084>Night Threads
>>31614083>>31614084i really need to delve the archive sometime and write a short paper on the cultural schism and transformation of pony fan bullshit
>>31614103I was really disappointed in everyone from /co/. They're fics were REALLY bad this time around. Except for me, I was criminally underrated. As usual, the retards in this fandom have absolutely zero taste.
>>31614144>>31614121T-TWO Pinkies?!Which is the REAL Pinkie?
>>31614155>So it was the /b/ portion of the fandom that spawned the horrible 'love and tolerance' and other various crap associated with it?No that was us.
>>31614161
>>31614121>>31614144Oh dear sweet shitstorm there are two of them.
>>31614168we have to kill them both to be sure!
>>31614012I remember using it back in jan. mustve came a bit earlier than that
>>31614067Nope, only to Celestia and Twilight.
>Have no idea how to shade at all>Try it anyway>Get thisI'll do better next time.
>>31614168Can't tell, have to kill both so the imposter doesn't succeed
>>31614097I really like her mane
>>31614179I think this is better for "deal with it" images.
>>31614161did you write reviews of the other fics this time?
>>31614098Remember that ponychan thread where everybody posted pictures of themselves? I miss that.
Any latinfag going to stream the first episode airing tomorrow?
>>31614156I'd read it. Don't forget to include how instrumental I was in making rape an acceptable topic.Oh god I'm so, so sorry guys...
>>31614161You do know the competition was rigged, correct?
Who are the best pony based musicians?I enjoy Cats Millionaire and SoGreatAndPowerful.
>>31614161didn't you come like third or something?
>>31614189Eww, its armpit sweat leaked all the way to its feet.
>>31614137Twilight is such a nerd she'd probably use a snuggie to keep comfy
>>31614177no that was /b/
>>31614161Unpopular opinion incoming. I wasn't exactly sucked in by Family.
>>31614192>>31614183WHOA WHOA WHOA GUYS!I just wanted to know which was the real one, we dont need to jump to murder right away!
>>31614212LIES AND SLANDER
>>31614201>>31614201oh god details DETAILS?
>>31614204and you were doing so well
>>31614204that's way the fuck later, guyi'd be covering from november to march, maybe april
OHMYGAH~
>>31614222Anyone got that "White People" gif?Thats Twilight
>>31614222>twilight in a snuggieI would like to see this. Very much.
>>31614227Murder isa ALWAYS the nest option! In fact, I killed Gummy about an hour ago!
>>31614037>decadesI wish it was only decades.But let's go back to that "humans arrive in Equestria and get magic powers" topic, that's always fun.
>>31614229oh noooooo Trixie is going bald
>>31614226who wrote that one again?
>>31614155actually, EQD alienated us once seth found out how many hits he could get by appealing to the autistic kids down in ponychan with useless journalistic masturbation and other generally retarded wank
>>31614227there IS no other way!
>>31614195was going less for deal with it and more 'srsly?'Hence the frown.But, thanks, and saved.
>>31614249You FOOL! He would have know which was the real Pinkie!
>>31614155Ohhhhhhhh yes. /b/ started the love and tolerance thing because they encouraged -everyone- to use a tripcode, and that's why you always hear about their general threads being "HI SUCH AND SUCH," "BYE SUCH AND SUCH" and not a whole hell of a lot else. They're basically ponychan, but without the militant censorship. As for EQD, as you probably know it was started by Seth, and he's notorious on /co/ as the "Trixie roleplayer." I don't think you could find a single person on here that was here for that, that doesn't think of him as an outrageously huge faggot. It wasn't just in general threads, either, he did it in -any- thread on /co/ he felt like posting in.It's one of the few reasons most people will never bother with EQD. Myself included.
>>31614198You know, I started to. But then I said to myself, "are these fics really worth my time?" And when I actually thought about it, the answer was a resounding "no".>>31614219It should've been first.
>>31614195Ponies flashing gang signs.In your girls Saturday morning cartoons.
>>31614255NTSTSTSTSTSTS
>>31614226i know that feeli only read family since it won, and it's pretty good but i wasn't really all the way with it. if that was the best then the competition reflects most fanfiction these daysmostly mediocre, but with occasional interesting and worthwhile bright patches
>>31614238>i dont even watch this show.png
>>31614152you mean moophinsyes, i also manage joowz and stream ponies. I don't think the craziness of almost 2,000 people at the season premiere will ever happen again>>31614155..whatActually, from what I recall once ponies came outside of /co/ is when it started become horrible.. unless i'm wrong. Equestria Daily was great too in the beginning, I really never visit it anymore
>>31614244I got it right here.
>>31614135come on Jason! you want talking magic ponies for friends you damn well fight for it!
>>31614201I say the general should do that.Get every tripfags mug.
>>31614229This makes me thingTrixie lost everything in the bear attack. She may be a bitch, but now she's completely homeless.
>>31614280
>>31614212Of course it was. Those fucking ponychanners, with their skype and their IRC.NTSTS beat the rigging, though, by some incredible miracle.>>31614234Challenge was until 15 hours ago, dude. I finished it.
>>31614272Whatever. Now let's get to murdering both Pinkies!
>>31614303We did that once.
>>31614293Thats so Twilight
>>31614292You're the guy that did that extremely gay homosex gif with Piccolo and Vegeta? I laughed so hard I woke up my parents. They live 2 floors below me.
>>31614275
>>31614314WAIT!Why not let both of them live? They're not hurting anyone?
>>31614266Ah, well, here's a good one for 'srsly?'
>>31614303Mugs eh?
>>31614340one could be evil, better safe then sorry
>>31614303>>31614326What the fuck does Jr look like?
>>31614340there are unlimited Pinkies, dude. the original probably died years ago
>>31614276did you really think they were all low quality or are you just being... you?
>>31614233Funniest shit I have ever seen Thread's right here http://arch.413chan.net/co31377234.html
>>31614340Didn't you hear me before? Murder is and always will be the BEST solution!
>an illustrated guide to the history of the fandom surrounding my little pony: friendship is magicSOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DO THIS!I will myself if I must, but you won't like it...
I kind of look like this Russian guy.
>>31614229Poor Trixie, she barely even has a reflection that she can get off on now.
>>31614360a small turd
>>31614354What a manly mug
>>31614360I don't think he was here for that. Goggles posted her pic though, and I have wanted to fuck her ever since.
>>31614192How are you going to kill them? By giving them a welt on the side of their head?
>>31614373>ONE DAY A BUNCH OF NECKBEARDS WANTED TO FUCK PONIES. THE END.Now give me your money.
>>31614335Haha, yeah. Daily dose is a /v/ jokehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YA0QxPZoOgWe reached 1,950 viewers at the season premiere because the main pony group owner gave a last minute link to us, so it jumped from like 600 viewers to over 1,900 in two minutes. shit was crazy
>>31614226>>31614276ohnoes people didn't like my storyI agree, I really thought it was a mediocre work. Surprised it did so well - my theory is that giving people a bigger story to latch on to amongst so many less developed, smaller pieces, helped it stand out... but what do I know?Also, Pacce, I can't tell if you're trolling, or being sincere; if the latter, that's kind of a mean thing to say.If the former... oh you>>31614353Nice, thank you!
>>31614373i'd like to do some fact diving for it at leasthistory blurs the truth, after all
>>31614391>implying Rose's mug is a man
>>31614357Sorry? about what? Its not like one is going to go nuts and kill us all
>>31614335>still lives in his parents mansion
>>31614401It's not even illustrated bro
>>31614401>illustrated No money till you draw it faggot.
>>31614367Well, I can't say too much about it yet, but let's just say that yes, I do think they were all very low quality, and I have reason to suspect foul play with the voting.
>>31614292oh you're that streamernice streams man, i especially like how you did the toonami thing before the episode started
>>31614403yeah, it was nice and straightforward. nice but not quite stellaryou know what they sayGOOD ENOUGH FOR GOVERNMENT WORKalthough i must say, you do have an affinity for decent dialogue
>>31614415You know, that could make a good fanfic. We could call it "Cupcakes."
>>31614407DO IT!
>>31614433Wait, what, really?Dang dude. I know you're not the hugest fan of my stuff, but that's kind of a low blow.Not exactly being a gracious participant either.>>31614444>dem quad quads
whatthe fuck
>>31614454But why Cupcakes though?Should we have her murder ponies using cupcakes?
>>31614454>good
>>31614312Wait, the vs. write-off was done?Who won?Goddammit, I hate weekends...
>>31614438Yeah manhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfadJj4d5K4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS6Sr3KgsDsToonami is one of the big parts of my childhood. Glad you liked it.
>>31614251>Humans arrive in Equestria, gain magic powers.>Chris Angel arrives in Equestria, can still do his illusions, but no real magic.Chris Angel is the Trixie of Equestria but he is nicer about it.
>>31614463I think I'm going to vomit.
>>31614463Did he take a dump in that bowl or something?
>>31614463IS that a man or a woman?
>>31614463
>>31614470>that's the joke.jpg
>You will never get Pinkie Pie to stop barking at everything and anything while you're taking her for a walk.
>>31614460actually i might bring you on as yet another editor for my project, you could probably smooth out the dialogue a lot. right now it's sort of clunky
>>31614428>>31614425FINE GEEZ.
>>31614482Don't worry - Looks like he'll clean it up for you.
>>31614433>yetinteresting.
>>31614460Whatever, NSTS. Don't talk to me right now. And if what I hear is true, don't expect a welcome around my -chan anymore either.
>>31614463Oh god.explain what i'm looking at
>>31614501
>>31614495Put a muzzle on her
>>31614481I wonder if they get into contests with each other.It will end in tragedy when one of them tries the "coffin buried in concrete" stunt.
>>31614507>ponychan
>>31614480>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS6Sr3KgsDsthat needs some tweakinga little more action scenes yeah?
>>31614495She would actually say "arf arf arf" too.Damn, that is an adorable thought. Too cute for >that feeling.
>>31614506this thread just took a dark turn
>>31614506>pacce has transformed into faggoti think you need a time out
>>31614506INTERNET DRAMA INCOMING. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.
>>31614533Dun dun DUUUuuun
>>31614495Reminds me of really little dog with a big attitude. They run right up to a 500 pitbull and just go "HEY FAGGOT YOU BEST FUCKING STEP OFF YOU ON MY LAWN BITCH DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOU UP THREE WAYS FROM SUNDA UP IN HERE!"
>>31614481To what extent would our magical abilities be, however? Would we simply be stronger, like earth ponies? I mean, for any of us to have magical abilities beyond that, we would have to more or less mutate into wizards, and I don't see how that could happen.
>>31614506Do you post with different trips on all three chans? Just curious because I notice the one you're using now isn't the same as the one you use on Fimchan, or when you were on Ponychan...Either way, I'm pretty offended you'd accuse me of anything like what you're implying.Unless you're still trolling me, in which case... good show?
>>31614161>>31614276>>31614433>>31614506Oh wow. You let your ego become bigger than Trixie's. Planets are orbiting around it, it's so damn gigantic.
>>31614533The turn was my butt. Thats why is so dark
>>31614506Did someone crack his trip or something? This almost seems too rediculous to be real.Of course, I really can't be surprised by the internet anymore.Is it even his trip?
>>31614580You oughta bleach your ass. Shit's amazing yo
>>31614506>>31614577I think it might just not be Pacce. Somebody want to do some archive-diving and check his normal trip here?
>>31614597its not actually
DONT FORGET RULE 1TRIPFAGS ARE FAGS WHO DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOOOOOOW~
>>31614523I cant wait for Trixie to do that one two
>>31614460>>31614506Are you going to take that from him, NTSTS?
>>31614597I was afraid to say anything, but I honestly don't think it's him. I've never seen him act like this, not even in a joking manner.
>>31614597Pacce isn't this gay. I don't even have to archive dive.10/10, success bro.
>>31614463Shit bro, you think that's bad
>>31614606Imagining ponies swearing makes me sad for some reason
WELL WE ALL JUST GOT TROLLED PRETTY BADLY THEN
>>31614597Hai~
>>31614590actually yeah this seems plausiblePacce is about as faggy as me, but not in that way
>>31614601Well that's a relief, Pacce's normally a pretty cool dude.
>>31614623I think I'm going to fucking burn my eyes out with chemicals.
>>31614606Of course I do! I loved the episode where Twilight Jackpie did a sonic fabric boom.
>>31614623Isn't that one of the cavemen from the Geico commercials?
>>31614597!!aEt/eFG7JWBie not him.
>>31614098>>31614126i remember looking at the wallpaper whit those initals and went >RBD...>uhh..you mean like the show?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z2-YV8w_yU&feature=relatedi think its just RD , well as far as i know
That's not Pacce. Legit trips is !!aEt/eFG7JWB
>>31614623Its like he made the edging for the pillows out of his own hairOr he is some demon couch spawn
>>31614659>yfw it is actually him but he is usually a brilliant disguise
>>31614575It would happen in the same way that unicorns could no longer do much, if any, magic back on earth. It's just the way the universe works.Seeing as how the idea of wizards seems to naturally occur no matter where you look it's a safe bet to say the only thing keeping us from using magic is the lack of magic in this universe.
>>31614660Demon couch spawn obviously.
>>31614619Yes! Great success!
>>31614481I don't worship Trixie like the lord and savior of everything ever, but all she did was lie and boast and not have any practical magic. In fact, if Snips and Snails didn't bring that Ursa Minor, everyone would be amazed by Trixie. Her magic is used to tell stories, not fend off danger.If I had to rate Trixie, normal unicorns would be a 5, Trixie an 11, and Twilight a 24;Above average but not too special.
>>31614670and i meant usingfuck im tired
>>31614656Guys, it's NTSTS 'trolling' himself for fun. Just let him have some fun, guys. C'mon, guys.
>>31614495>>31614530http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emv0yh0Obrw
>>31614623He looks so sad
>>31614690>mfw its all true
>>31614616>>31614560DID SOMEONE SAY DRAMA?WOOP WOOPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRZq3J0uz4>>31614529I think so too yeah, maybe throw in Rainbow Dash doing a rainboom or something
>>31614623That's actually significantly less-bad than the one you're responding to. I mean, he doesn't look especially good with long hair, and can't facial hair very well, but he's not doing anything especially stupid-looking or wearing a fedora.
>Impersonating a tripfaghow sad is your life
>>31614623We need to stick him on top of a mountain so people can climb up and ask him what the meaning of life is.
>>31614680Good show brotato, my attention was consumed for decent while there.
>>31614708>He answers only with>PONIES
>>31614693GOD DAMMIT PINKIE ITS JUST A BOOKSHELF! SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>31614708Does he require a daily pony sacrifice?
>>31614709But that's YOUYou and him are like, the same.
>>31614671That's a good point. None of us would grow wings, though, right? Because it doesn't seem like this shit can go to the extent of physical alterations. I'm not going to argue over whether it could or couldn't happen, because I honestly just do not know, but I am skeptical and genuinely interested in your thoughts on the matter.this is still making me bitter that we'll never be able to experience interdimensional travel.
>>31614741PONIES FOR THE PONY GOD
>>31614707>that feel when no gf
>>31614700dats da sound a da poleecedats da sound a da beast
>>31614751>that feel when no friends>no talents>no hobbies>only ponies
>>31614707Pretty sadIts almost 4 am and all I can stand to do is talk about poniesA pony could magically appear right now and I'd be "....egh, what ever."
>>31614751http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
>>31614726that Dash is cute in a really stupid way
>>31614747Man, what we need to get working on is artificial life extension. Interdimensional travel probably wont be possible in the next 50 years, but if we could live to be 500, who knows.
>>31614680that was pretty damn good, you had us going for a while
>>31614726>20% cooler
>>31614778>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rg3Q6_GkcUFix'd that for you
>>31614767Turn your ponies into a good thing. Try drawing them or making something creative (god forbid make a pony music video though)>>31614781Even if there was some special thing that could increase our lifespan, do you think it would be available for the whole public to use? I think there might be a limitation
>>31614767>that feel when you don't even watch ponies
>>31614700>I think so too yeah, maybe throw in Rainbow Dash doing a rainboom or somethingi can think of quite a few more>fluttershy cracking open a bear>dash kicking the dragon>the dragon blowing smoke>the elements rainbow attack on nmm/discord
>>31614802How to not suck at drawing?
>>31614747>None of us would grow wings, though, right?Well there is that spell Twilight used on Rarity and the spell that gave Luna's guards bat wings, but magic would be the only way to get wings.Let's kick this up a notch.Magic in the FiM universe is powered, at least in part, by friendship. Let's go ahead and assume that there are other emotions and such that can power magic.What emotion(s) or states of relation to others would humans use to power their magic?
>>31614807The fuck are you doing here then?
>>31614680Dammit, I wasn't paying attention, what happened?
>>31614801hahahahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2FwXfeJALU&feature=related
>>31614798I would drink Rainbow Dash's ice cold brain beer
>>31614781I don't know, dude, that's different. I mean, I support the idea of things like augmentations, but extending the life of a human so very much just seems wrong to me. I mean, going up to, say, two hundred years? Yeah, that's fine, but anything more just seems unnatural. I can tell you right now, not once have I ever sided with House in New Vegas; that fucker always died as soon as he came into contact with me. Then again, I also firmly believe that the only meaning of life is survival, so......man I just don't fucking know. You know what I know? I know I like to travel, and that something like this would be the -ultimate- form of traveling. That's all I need to know, too.A man can dream.
>>31614767>no friends>no talents>no hobbies>only ZUULftfy
>>31614802Which is why we need to spend this time getting rich enough to afford it.
Pick a pony. Any single one of them.Now think on how to make them diabeties-inducingly cute
>>31614826its not him or so he says
>>31614854but they already are!
Except for Nathan every /co/ regular I've seen a picture of looks a damn sight better than Ponychanners.
>>31614824Hatred magicanyone from /v/ would become a god
>>31614854What if we took DerpyAND GAVE HER A LITTLE HAT!
>>31614854They already are, and besides, just about everything amplifies their cuteness.
>>31614854Lyra, with, a bow. That's all I can think of.
>>31614802It would probably depend on where it was developed. If some huge corporation in the states is the first to figure it out, it'll probably get lobbied into legality and sold for huge profit, to only the people that can afford it.If an international science-based reasearch firm or something does, it would probably be developed by multiple companies, and treated like car sales of today. You can get expensive as hell, full of features and shit, or the cheap basic function only model.
>>31614854Like this?
>>31614862Here's my pic
>>31614869Like narcotics!
>>31614865Now this is what I am hoping for in a FiM villain: A being/construct powered by pure hate.
>>31614824The natural cynicism of man would power the darkest of magics. Any human in Equestria would end up being a season big bad before they friendshipped the shit out of you and turned you into a recurring yet minor side character who was incapable of negative emotions.
>>31614862Nathan is still better than the ponychanners i've seen
>>31614887get out of here mootand break the website so you can claim to fix it again
>>31614887Fuck you guys, the double decker was delicious
>>31614854Like this.
>>31614887yfw this is really moot cleverly disguised as anon
>>31614854Dash, doing absolutely anything girly.
>>31614838> I know I like to travel, and that something like this would be the -ultimate- form of traveling.Upload your mind to a machine so you live forever and then explore the universe.
>>31614919>yfw your fucking restarted
>>31614887The real question remains.Can moot do a McRibb?
>>31614911I would brush Derpy
>>31614816Oh god yesHell even the applebloom doing the kung fu pose thing would be neat to throw in there>Now we're talking>>31614817Here is a concept that I go byYou stop sucking at drawing once you yourself actually like your art.. but you need good judgement for thatLearn basic anatomy, every drawing no matter how complex is always made up of basic shapes and figures>>31614846Capitalize, I like it.>>31614881That sounds really interesting. You know what really interests me, think about the stars we in the sky. That star light takes millions upon millions of lightyears to reach our planet. So in theory, they could basically be long gone, a mirage. So, (I know this may be ridiculous), but what if we put a huge mirror millions of light years away and then looked at it with a telescope. Could we see our past self in theory?
>>31614862Those of us who don't have enough human dignity left to maintain our appearances, still have enough dignity to avoid cameras.Ponychanners have abandoned all such pretensions.
>>31614909The double decker was fried deathIt is good that it is gone forever
>>31614881It'd have to be heavily regulated, our infrastructure couldn't take a sudden lack of death without a similar decrease in birth rates. Free and almost limitless life expansion would probably stagnate us as a culture.
>>31614899it'd be too scary for kidsbut with the ei gone?it could totally work, i would LOVE THAT
>>31614931Can pony do a McRib?
>>31614954Agreed
if a pony came to my door and asks me for sexwhat should i do?
>>31614862I like to think I look better than the majority of ponychanners.
>>31614868A little straw hat, with a ribbon. Excuse me while I drift off into a coma.
>>31614948Scootaloo I will find you and fry you and make you into a double decker if you say something so fucking stupid again
>>31614909it tasted like really, REALLY greasy chicken. You couldn't even taste anything on the inside of it.
>>31614954Not if we built Ark Ships and set about colonizing other star systems.Who needs FTL when you are immortal?
>>31614959So, are we going to get MrHate a job afterall?
>>31614963Doesn't AJ own pigs in her farm? Though she'd have to process the fuck out of them.
>>31614927>>31614887DID SOMEONE SAY FAST FOOD DISCUSSION?FIVE GUYSFIVE GUYS BURGER AND FRIESGO THERE NOWtheir hot dogs are really good in adition to their burgers, they slice the hot dogs down the long way and put them in the bun, gives them more crunch
>>31614963Pony no eat meatBut I'm sure they'd love the sauce
>>31614968Post your scrotum.
>>31614987innout was hereyour a faggot
Second request.
>>31614987Greasy as fuck, but god if I didn't love itExpensive as hell though
>>31614966if you find it sexually attractive, go for it, you're biologically incompatible so the chances of stds or pregnancy are near null.
>>31614943>Now we're talkingHELL YEAH MAN LET'S GET THIS SHIT GOING WITH ACTION AND SHIT YEAH EXPLOSIONS AND PONIES THAT MANTICORE WOULD LOOK BADASS AND THE HYDRA'S A BALLER TOO OH MAN SO LITTLE TIME LET'S SUCK EACHOTHER OFF GOD YES UNF-i should go to sleep
>>31614987I like 5 GuysAlthough sometimes they fuck up the frys and they get REALLY mealy
>>31614987>Mfw one just opened a mile from my house
>>31614835>>31614835
>>31614943>could we see our past self in theory?Yeah, we could. It would require going faster than the speed of light to put the mirror in front of the light we wanted to look at, but in theory, it would work.The interesting thing is that scientists are using that to study the birth of the universe. There is still light around that is from billions and billions of years ago, that we are picking up and learning from.
>>31615000Sweetie Belle making cheap bed sheets in Rarity's sweat shop.png
>>31614987five guys isn't that great.its okay, i guess for fast food burgers
>>31615000RAINBOW DASH
>>31615020FUCK YOUTHE CLOSEST ONE TO MY COLLEGE IS DOWN ON THE GULF COAST OF MISSISSIPPI, LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF DRIVEFUCKYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
>>31614984I hope so.
>>31614987I'm partial to Sonic myself. Their burgers and chili dogs are fuckin' great.
>>31614987Five Guys is really over-priced, but i'll be damned it isin't tasty. If it was i'd say about maybe 45% cheaper, it would be totally worth it. The fries however are really worth it, they give you a fuckton bag and they taste excellent. However, sometimes I wish they were more crispy, the fries are sometimes cut to big and it's just weird tasting>>31614995Never had in-n-out, I heard it's delicious and one of the best fast food restaurants>>31615014Needs more wub-step>>31615028Black Holes scare the fuck out of me. Just imagining a Black Hole coming to our solar system is scary
>>31615008i seethank you for the advice
>>31614987Dino-Fag is as big as a dinosaur.NOM NOM NOM EAT DEM GREASY FOOD.THE GREESE AND THE MAYO IS FOOD LUBE TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH MAW.
>>31614987>implying Five Guys in CaliforniaSometimes West Coast isn't Best Coast...
>>31615039I hear their slushy drinks are really good
>>31615024>you actually loaded the video and possibly thought about watching ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqzE5M5trM
>>31615039Sonics got awesome drinks. dat happy hour half-price
>>31614987Five Guys is good, but there is a local chain here called Cook-Out that is just as good but cheaperMuch closer than the Five Guys also
>>31615041>being scared of black holesThat's like being scared of being hit by a meteor when you're driving down the motorway. Sure, it could happen, but other things are far more likely.
>>31615035Alright, fine, I'll draw Rainbow Dash for you, geez.
>>31615051There are 5 guys in CaliforniaWe get In n Out anyways so why you complain
>>31615000Adorable. And now I've got Art of the Dress stuck in my head with her voice.
>>31615064YOU ARE LOVELY
>>31615064sweet
>>31615039oh yes i love sonic tootheir cherry limeaids are the best drink flavor ever made. tangy with a good bit of sweet. not too sickly sweet though, and not a sour warhead, fantastic also the chicago dog they have is really damn good. the inclusion of the peppers and pickles really kicks it up, the tomato too
>>31615041>Just imagining a Black Hole coming to our solar system is scaryBlack Holes: Natures vandals.
new thread;topic;rainbow dash/enter
>>31615059Local stuff is almost always better. They have something to prove
>>31614923If it was possible, I would do it without hesitation. But it isn't possible, and it probably won't be possible until like, a year or two after I die.Holy shit that would piss me off.>>31614987>fast-food discussionSHIT, BURGER PLACES, ARE YOU EVEN TRYING? GET ON MY LEVEL.
>>31615064>doing the bidding of capital rainbow dash anonbut what will he spend his time doing now!
Double Doubles with animal style fries all day erryday.
>>31615086YES!
>>31615086rainbow dash is fastest, agilest, prettiest ponyshe can be attractive faster than most ponies can be
>>31614954There's an interesting and nearly universal phenomenon where, after modern healthcare is introduced to a region, the population growth rate shoots through the roof, and then after a generation or so, settles down to what it was, or less.Malthus is bullshit, essentially - people want to have enough kids to ensure a few will survive to look after them, and no more.Something similar would probably happen with immortality treatments, people would put off parenthood into their 200s or later.The stagnation seems more likely, but I bet we can come up with a pill for that, too....What I'd really like, though, is a pill to vaccinate against the fear of mortality.
>>31615056They are. The Blue Coconut flavor is the best/
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>>31615095Don't forget the Neopolitan shake. Also any NYC fags had Shake Shack?Shit's bomb yo
>fast food discussion>live in a country with hardly any good fast food joints>feels bad men
>all of your hnnnnng
>>31615048>THE GREESE AND THE MAYO IS FOOD LUBE TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH MAW.you bet niggahcows and goats are pretty good but i'm not a fan of all the organs, you know?sometimes i just want a nice prepared meal of 50 double decker burgers and jsut as many orders of friesi get the itis something fierce from it all though. ever seen a TREX get sleepy and crash in the middle of the road?
>>31615089I like chik-fil-a. They have a good chicken sandwhichI just wish they has anything else good
>>31615101that's all extremely true
>>31615041>Black Holes scare the fuck out of me. Just imagining a Black Hole coming to our solar system is scaryMost, and possibly all galaxies, including the Milky Way, are believed to contain supermassive black holes at their centers.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermassive_black_hole
>>31615103But assuming lifespan can be extended indefinitely and natural death no longer happens, even if everybody decides "hey let's not have kids", the 'accidents' would still build up, given that nobody's dying
>>31615089i tried chick-fil-a onceit was....ok i supposei really need to give them another chance
>>31615089I remember in high school the business club or whatever would just buy a cooler full of their chicken biscuits and resell them on Wednesdays for like $5 to raise money, and they ALWAYS sold out.>>31615118Waffle fries are best fries.
>>31615103>a pill to vaccinate against the fear of mortalityI am pretty sure they give those to the child soldiers in Africa.
I would take ponies for fast food.But its mostly meat so they wouldnt like it
>>31615105LOOK HARDER
>Fast food.>Not doing everything by scratch.>Not owning a steamer tray because frying burgers is for faggots.
>>31615036get to go there ever monday through friday nigga. I can see the jelly run through you.
>>31615112Not quite all of it, I'd like to see Rarity in a bun with her glasses.
>>31615140=Windows needs to restart for updates to take effect
>>31615137speaking as a vegetarian, there's generally *something* there that sounds edible, they'd be okay
>>31615130isnt it run by homophobes though?
>>31615163>>31615163>>31615163>>31615163>>31615163>>31615163new throd
>>31615118Actually not very fond of the sandwiches myself, but any time I'm on the road and near one, I pop in and grab two orders of their nuggets. Just grab a plastic fork and they make the best driving food.
>>31615145>not eating noodles every day for 6 monthsHAHALOOK AT THIS FAGGOTI THINK I AM DYING; IT HURTS TO SHIT
>>31615118Those chicken nuggets are the best.>>31615131Those things are dry and tasteless.
>>31615151i am practically made of jelly at this momentmy BLOOD runs CANDY APPLE RED with the sweet strawberry life forceno seriously fuck you and your family and your DOG
>>31615169>>31615172chicken nuggets eh?i'll give them a shot, there's a little chick-fil-a joint on campus
>>31615065In-n-Out's burgers are fucking shit.
>Five GuysThere's one in my town in the same building as a Panera Bread on the far end of town, and EVERY time someone heads over that way they always get something from the Panera Bread. I think my family thinks it's healthy or something, though I'd wager the calorie difference between a burger and a bowl of broccoli soup probably isn't as much as they think.
>>31615162It's run by Christians.I have no idea what Chick-fil-A's stance on homosexuals is.
>>31615170Ramen will fucking kill you. It is starch and nothing else.If you're that poor buy some goddamn beans. Beans are cheap as fuck.
>>31615221They donate vast quantities every year to anti-homosexual-rights groups.
>>31615162it's ran by retarded christfagsthey refused to donate to some homosex foundation or something and the homos made a big fuss about it. i wouldnt really call that homophobic per se
>>31615244Well that sucks but I'm not going to stop enjoying all this fucking tasty chicken.It's a bigger deal to me that they won't open on Sundays.
>>31615244>anti-homosexual-rights groupsWhat groups? I think I know the ones you are talking about but I am not sure.
>>31615112More like all my I-want-to-have-sex-with-that-pony.
