WHAT WILL THE OTHER PONIES DO WHEN ONE OF THEM DIES OF SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME?

Angel. Then we'd get into a fight and I'd lose.

>>31596846
FUCK THATS LET HAVE VIOLENT NON-CONSENSUAL SEX INSTEAD!

I don't drink that devil's brew.

>>31596867
Pinkie would probably go insane again.

>>31596867
silly anon that doesn't exsi

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF MAD RAPISTS

>>31596882
ABSOLUTELY NOT, YOUNG MAN!
>>31596846
AJ probably.
Though she could have my drink too, I don't drink alcohol.
I'd bet she could hold her drinks.
Although I don't think they have alcohol in equestria?

>>31596903
DeafDefiler isn't here yet though.

>>31596867
>>31596882
>>31596903
Go to bed, Luna.

>>31596846
I'd take Twilight to a little knot-in-the-wood tavern and treat her to some lambic.

Really she'd be Everyone's Favorite Twilight, but more relaxed and prone to giggles. The more sweet heavy draughts, the more giggles, the more casual jokes about Jupiter in alignment with Mars ...

It'd be a fun time.

>>31596903

I'd lice to have a beer with Big Mac

>>31596915

>>31596903
Tozac's work

=Rarity's Generous Plan= 
Prologue + Part 1, Fluttershy: pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv 
Part 2, Applejack: pastebin.com/NiLgYUMz 
Part 3, Pinkie Pie: pastebin.com/smyZxt2z 
Part 4, Twilight Sparkle: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5 
Part 5, Rainbow Dash + Epilogue: pastebin.com/1hyxB738

RagingSemi's work:

Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_US

Royal Guards gang rape Zecora:
docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_US

Prince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart:
docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US

Sheriff Silverstar rapes Spitfire:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=4

A Diamond Dog rapes Cheerilee:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=5

Lrya, Bon-Bon, and their daughter Tootsie Flute are raped by Big Mac, Mr. Cake, and Snip n Snails:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=6

A giant squid rapes Scratch:
http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=7

WHERE IS THAT SEXY MINX OF A MARKER?

How do ponies drink? I mean in general; their snouts wont fit for a glass. Do they have big cups or something?

>>31596932
you are the hero we deserve AND need

>>31596932
> be the one to make the five-dolla foot long joke viz. Lauren Faust
> final death knell
OH SHIT what have I DONE?!

>>31596926
>Lice
Big Mac would not appreciate your head-bugs.

>>31596944
Absolutely not.
>>31596942
Larger glasses or straight from the bottle.

>>31596954
Yeah, I should probably go to sleep now.

>>31596932
>A giant squid

who do you think the cutie mark crusaders will lose their virginities to

in b4 they already did

also, who will lose hers first

inb4 smile

>>31596846
AJ, she would be pissed because I drink Guinness.

>>31596932
>a gigant squid

What the flying fuck?

>>31596934
>Password Incorrect

Can't get it.

>>31596965
IM READY

>>31596971
1
2
3
4
5

>>31596932
>that feel when you posted a funny picture, and it eventually gets turned inspiration for an erotic fanfic
My God...What have I done?

>>31596971
>you will never be leth

Well, let's see.

Applejack is a country gal, so she can probably drink anyone under the table.
Rarity only drinks cosmopolitian or other fancy drinks.
Fluttershy doesn't drink at all.
Twilight drinks red wine, like all liberal arts students
Rainbow Dash does shots and other party drinks.
Pinkie Pie does shrooms.

>>31596903
>No Tupoc

I am disappoint, /co/.

>>31596957
And, in a fun turn of events, beer and wine buckets and troughs are just as poorly looked upon in pony society.

Unless it's traditional Clydsdale Fall Harvest, then EVERYONE wants to drink from the Long House Trough of Plenty.

>>31596985
is he seriously gone forever?

>>31596986
>filename

>>31596981

>>31597004
Do you think Berry Punch have a winery?

>>31597005
well its not easy constantly managing these threads and being in charge of the us government

>>31597012
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!

>>31597012
That .gif, man. So funny.

>>31596986
> like all liberal arts students
I disagree. She'd drink it in hopes she'd one way impress Rarity or Celestia of her knowledge of wine lore, proper tasting, and vintage.

>>31597012
im having a feeling...

>>31597012
There's a cropped version of this somewhere

>>31596846
Twilight.
She likes it rough.

>>31596999
...Is that Atticus Finch

>>31597022
I think Colton Vines has a winery. He supplies her with all she needs.

>>31596999
>TupOc

Smh nigga

>>31596986
Fucking straight edge Fluttershy, such a wet blanket

>>31596999
ok
why

Why was this made

>>31597022
> Berry Punch having a winery
I imagine she went 50/50 with Colton Vines, but sold some 30% of her share to invest for her daughter / step-daughter.

>>31596846
Big Mac, we'd probably end up arguing about politics or some shit

>>31597059
the same could be asked of you

>>31597043
What do you think?

>>31597053
She probably only likes consensual sex In the missionary position

>>31597047
Forcing her to succumb to her alcoholic habits and in exchange for not so appropriate behavior children am i rite

Guys

What if Big Mac got Madmax pony pregnant? Would he stay to raise the filly?

Derpy

>>31597024
>>31597036
I FEEL THE PONIES OVERTAKING ME

IT IS A GOOD PAIN

>>31597072
HOW IS SHE HOLDING THAT MUG?!
I MUST KNOW!

>>31597069
..a mistake then? I've heard the expression a blind watch maker, but this...

>>31597092
Magnets.

>>31597087
>implying Madmax could take it all

>>31597104
shut up guys you will make her cry again

>>31597090
YES, IT IT CONSUME YOU. YOU WILL BE MADE WHOLE AGAIN.

>>31597092
nanobots.

>>31597089
>"Is the song over? Can I leave?"

>background pony OP

this thread is going places

>>31597092
I have the same answer as how the PPG hold stuff and write with shit.

Magic that attracts matter to their hands/hoofs, allowing for a grip.

>>31597115
Don't tell Pacce

Requesting art of the mane 6, all with very square, strong jawlines.

>>31597115
Did she really cry over that once incident?

>>31597122
love it.

>>31596985
Leth couldn't have gotten it either...

>>31596846
Applejack: A drinking session with her would end up like an episode of "Jackass", so no thanks.
Rainbow Dash: Ditto. She and Applejack are probably drinking buddies for just this reason.
Rarity: She's a mean drunk. Seriously, we've seen how she manages to hold back her temper when one of the other ponies gets on her nerves. You really don't want to be around her when her inhibitions get lowered, because SOMEBODY'S going to feel a world of hurt.
Fluttershy: Given that she's a lightweight and would fall asleep after half a beer, there wouldn't be much point to this.
Pinkie Pie: I'm not sure alcohol would have any effect on her. Of it if does, I'm not sure I want to find out just what it does.
Twilight Sparkle: Slutty drunk librarian--'nuff said. Only problem will be the next morning when she decides to write a letter to Princess Celestia describing (what she can remember of) your antics together. That, and if she decides she didn't like it, Spike is going to make you wish you'd gone drinking with Rarity instead.

>>31597117
KOJIMA DIRECTS THE NEXT SEASON OF MY LITTLE PONY

COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!

you say you love pony

how much do you love pony

do you love pony enough to kill

>>31597179
I would kill pony and wear remains of pony

>>31597175
OH NOW IM REALLY ANGRY!

>>31597179
Depends on who do I get to kill?

>>31597179
Is that a challenge?

>>31597092
Pony hooves actually contain millions of cilia, allowing them to grip things like velcro.

>>31597175
NEVER

>>31597175
Oh god I hate you so much...but I lol'd hard

>>31597147
I feel conflicted.

I NEED AN ADULT!

PON-3 would b e a drunken party animal

>>31597213
you got a thing for maids chistery? where does it stop?

you are all furfags

watcha gonna do about that faggets?

>>31596867

Deal with it?

>>31596846
Beer tastes like shit.

>>31597171
You are wrong about AJ.

>>31597232
fap

>>31597206
Lets cut off his cheeks so it looks like hes smiling!

>>31597179
Yes.

>>31597232
Go back to bed

>>31597175

>>31597213
Yes?

Can pony swimming cross la Manche?

>>31597240
You have been drinking the wrong beer.

no, I'm serious. I used to think the same thing until I found a couple of brews I liked.

>>31596986
Hey, cosmos are pretty strong drinks

>>31597169
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
LETH CAN AND DOES EVERYTHING

>>31597232
Fap.

>>31597274
such as?

>>31597175
no.

>>31597276
Except get unbanned.

>>31597165
yep

>>31597267
Only one pony can do that...

>>31597288
Morality is his one weakness

>>31596903
HOW DID YOU KNOW

>>31597292
Only one

This is what really happens when you give alcohol to a pony.

>>31597240
Are we really going to have to go through the good beer list, again?

Stop drinking Corona, Steel Reserve, and any of the major US light bears.

>>31597279
>implying she would suck a red scout

>>31597171
Dash seems like one of those girls who THINKS she can out drink you, then gets wrecked after 6 shots

>>31597274
I like just about everything from here. Try smaller breweries, seasonals. It's amazin'.

http://www.pikebrewing.com/index_html.shtml

>>31597322
Oh man, she's quite vulnerable right there...

>>31597303
Leth is batman?

Is 4chan plus fucked up for anybody else?

>>31597325
what about sam adams

>>31597340
no he is obama

>>31596914
scum is always here tho

Ponies don't approve of drinking.

>>31597322
They give a bucket of champagne winning race horses

>>31597283
It varies based on personal taste. I personally tend to like relatively pale beer (ales, lagers), but hate anything loaded down with hops (which eliminates pretty much anything american).

>>31596846

I'd be with Fluttershy, not drinking.

>>31597274
Tis true. Go to a place with a big selection and try different kinds. Oatmeal stouts seem to be my fav, but there are tons of really good beer out there.

>>31597370
WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS MARKING MARE?

>>31597341
Yes, get X.

>>31597341
No

>>31597328
6 shots of what? I consider being able to quickly down half a dozen shots of neat 50%+ absinthe unnatural

>>31597328
>Wrecked after 6 shots

Depending on what you are drinking, thats normal

>>31597328
Yes, yes, YES. She is exactly that!

The little hellbrand who shows up and thinks she can best anyone else at the table, only to get comfortably very very drunk in under two shots and under the table in four.

No hangover, though sometimes she's had to make the walk of shame.

Don't look at me like that, try explaining with dignity why you woke up in a mailbox.

>>31597340
AJ has always been batman. Er, batpony.

Arrogant Bastard Ale

Thoughts about this one anyone? I've heard good things about this

>>31597322
Ugh, that was how my night ended last night. Today has been rough.

>>31597331
Yes, I would drive her home, put her on her bed, then take of her glasses and put the covers over her and leave her to rest

>>31597283

Depends on your taste. There are a lot different kinds of beers and they have all a very unique taste. Most "normal" beers are lager, so a lot of people assume that's what alll beer tastes like.

>>31597348
I haven't tried Sam Adams light, though the Oktoberfest is great when from the tap. Bottled, not so much.

PONY PONY PONY?

>>31597367
Race horses weigh like half a metric ton. A pony smaller than a human would be worse than a panda bear at holding liquor.

>>31597430
then followed by rape

>>31597407
It's pretty good.

>>31597407
Alcohol is bad for you man. Please find a hobby that isn't so harmful to your body.

Stout > lager > ale >lambic

>>31597457
no that does not even enter the equation

please leave me alone anonymous

>>31597407

My brother drinks it. Never had it myself.

>>31597461
>Alcohol
>Hobby
What the actual fuck

>>31597396
>Don't look at me like that, try explaining with dignity why you woke up in a mailbox.

Just like my old roomate.

>>31597461
LIKE PONIES RIGHT?

Damn it, mixed drink list, y u no post?

>>31597468
ok but after rape

>>31597483
No, no rape.

>>31597396
>get very drunk around derpy
>she mails you to your house as it's really he quickest way to get you home
>you now have to escape your own mailbox with a hangover

>>31597473
For some people, seeking out and testing new forms of alcohol is a hobby in itself. Yes, it is sad.

>>31597407
Had it once at a party, it was pretty good. I like Schaflay pumpkin ale a little more this time of year.

So can we agree that Twilightfags are best fags? They are never obnoxious and are always the most reasonable fans.

>>31597433
Never drink beer straight from the bottle. ITs made for you to pour into a glass or mug. It settles in the beer and the action of drinking foams up the beer in the bottle

>>31597326
No friendly fire. She can't even touch the blue scouts.

>>31597461
10/10

would respond again.

>>31597508
>Twilightfag detected

>>31597493
just the tip?

>>31597370

>>31597506
>pumpkin ale

Tis the season.

>>31597479
Celestia's looks so tasty

>>31597496
YESSSSSS.

> Derpy always delivers!

>>31597414
>fluttersha
>not zecora

Anyone seen squeak today?

>>31597496
Instead of packing peanuts, its muffins

>>31597526
No.

>>31597496
>MAILBOXQUEST
And Derpy is hanging around outside the mailbox, finding ways to keep you in there until you arrive home and get your mail from her, she's so drunk.

>>31597517
Why Renard's one? I'd post the good one if I actually had it. Ugh.

>>31597541
hes in my basement

do you guys have any idea how surreal this pony stuff looks from the outside?

Not even hating, just remarking upon a spectacle.

>>31597531
She has very good taste in drinks

>>31596846
Twilight, because she'd probably be a silly drunk. Or Fluttershy, i can see her as a very talkative drunk.

>>31597326
>Implying she would suck off a punk-ass bitch like the BLU Scout before the champ RED Scout.

>>31597551
A true gentleman.

Speaking of alcohol, I've been doing some homebrewan. Currently making some hard cider and going to attempt to turn it into Applejack

>>31597394
any 80 proof liquor. and I'm not talking "Oh drunk" I mean fucking GONE. This used to happen to me at every other party, some girl would challenge me or a friend, and she never lasts long.

>>31597562

We've all been there.

WHAT MAKES YOU PONY THE HARDEST

>>31597572
how many times have you had sex?

>>31597559
Better hurry, before the idea of using a cement truck comes across her mind

>>31597527

>>31597562
That's why people will always have a bias toward the fandom, it's grown to a point where we might not be able to contain it.

>>31597563
>muffin cider

Reminds me of the Cupcake brand flavored vodka and wines I've been seeing recently

>>31597541
He's not gonna get done with the Caralight chapter if you distract him with your love White.

>>31597562
You know, I don't.
I just came here and plunged right in.

>>31597541
I did

>>31597562
I'm not gonna lie.
It really does look very odd outside.

>>31597585
6 shots of 80 proof shots is still a lot

>>31597192
>>31597206
>>31597257
>>31597285
Yes, I made this one only for you guys

>>31597621
Ugh what, that sounds horrible, why would you do that

>>31597592

>>31597655
I think it is too.

>>31597660
I WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!

>>31597529
If the other ones that I've had are any indication, then yes, it will be.

Huh. I didn't notice that AJ's drink was supposed to be a shot. I just poured everything into a hurricane glass and mixed from there.

>>31597497

>watches MLP
>calls people who actually have a hobby that gets them out of the house sad

>>31597664
Cupcake vodka sounds tasty

Cupcake wine sounds like vomit

>>31597614

>>31597689
And then I'll use it against you!

>>31597695
Did you try the RD one?
How is it?

>>31597559
There's a good one?

>>31597559
>MAILBOXQUEST

we should totally do that sometime

complete with really obscure ways for derpy to keep you in your mailbox, like dick dastardly tier traps

>dangling a beer bottle on a rope, tied to a humongus box trap proped up with a stick

>>31597614
stop posting that man

>>31597614
...oh god.

No... NO... NO! NO, HE WAS ABLE TO CHANGE HIS IP BEFORE! WHY NOT NOW?!

LETH! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!

>>31597688
6 shots of something 80 proof isn't...Well it's definitely not a little, but if you're gonna challenge someone to a drinkin' contest and hit the floor after six shots that's pretty fuckin' pathetic.

>>31597539
problem?

>>31597664
Cake UV Vodka's pretty great, actually.

I make my Pinkie Pie cocktail with it and grenadine, some sprite, ginger ale, whatever strikes me.

>>31597695
>made a shot in a hurricane glass

Im a bartender and this amuses me

>>31597509
I did not know this.

>>31597655
you're right, but it's still funny when some small college girl thinks she can outdrink you and is knocked flat on her ass. 6 will get me drunk, even less if I haven't eaten (I once took 5 shots of wild turkey 101 for a party haven not eaten in about 24 hours).

>>31597529
Cream drinks usually are

Its like a milkshake that will fuck you up

>>31597744
I guess.

>>31597728
hmm...if i plan it out and make up some ideas, would you be willing to participate, dear anon?

>>31597782
I WILL PARTICIPATE
AND SABOTAGE IT!

>>31597755
>bartender
Can you tell me how to properly make an Irish trashcan, I keep trying but I somehow fuck it up every time.

>>31597763
I don't really drink anymore for reasons I won't go into, but 6 shots in me is about the point where it is clear to me that I am impaired at all.

Though I am like, half-giant or something...

>>31597695
You try the Derpy? That one was pretty good. Seemed best in a 2:1:1 ratio, 2 being the Baileys.

Definitely gonna try the Celestia with the ice cream.

>>31597782
I will win all the mailbox quests

>>31597782
>it's gonna be run at night time for me
>gonna have to read it on the archive
daaaaaaaaaamn.

WHAT IF THE PONIES WERE JUST PEOPLE IN PONY COSTUMES

>>31597760
Thats why taped beer tastes better

>>31597698
Sure, you get out of the house. To do what? Consume poisons with false friends? You put on all your best clothes, go out, knowingly spend your hard-earned salary on harmful substances, and them imbibe them with others. But that's not real human interaction, all you're doing is engaging in self-destructive behavior together. Your brains are too scrambled from the alcohol to have any real conversation or forge any substantial bonds. It's a joke.

> that feel when you can't draw but you do have an awesome idea for tumblr, that , actually, involves the interaction with other tumblrs and can be played in very awesome way

>>31597826
Suck it nigger, for once a quest will be run at a decent time for britfags

>>31597829
I wouldn't feel so bad about fapping to the lot of them.

>>31597812
>I don't really drink anymore for reasons I won't go into

>>31597847
>11pm being decent

>>31597746
I must now quest for cake vodka. So help me if I can't find any

>>31597847
i really dont understand what questing involves yet see stuff about it here all the time

>>31597846
Good, tumblr sucks and you should feel bad for even thinking about it

>>31597846
>learn to draw then

>>31597865
It's some thirteen dollars, should be all over the place.

>>31597846
Do a teamup with a drawfag like Terse and Reniculus are doing with the Cloud-Kicker Tumblr

>>31597861
It's not as bad as you think. I am still sane and functional as a human, after all.

>>31597861
>That guy will never update Prequel because of Skyrim
I hate Skyrim.

>>31597807
sounds good to me, loud anon! you know i love your participation and i love you, though you'll never acknowledge your all-encompassing love for me.

>>31597822
>>31597826
>>31597847
>>31597862
britfag quest times are the best quest times. usually i run my quests at 3 in the morning, which is painful, but if i start it tomorrow at, like, 8PM, that should be good for britfaggots. right? right.

>>31597782
in before one of the unusual winning conditions is filling your mailbox with so many of the beerbottles that derpy uses to try and trap you with that she cna no onger fit you inside your mailbox and just puts you through the letter box and heksps herself to your fridge and couch

you then have a door stuck on your head

>>31597861
Pineapples and Yo-Yos

WHAT IF PONIES WERE JUST PONIES IN HUMAN COSTUMES IN PONIES COSTUMES

>>31597904
But I don't get back from work until 9pm

>>31597809
Is it the redbull part?

Floating is one of the most difficult thing to do as far as drinks are concerned. Try doing it over a spoon against the inside of the glass

>>31597744
That's because alcohol is more effective if you haven't ate anything or next to nothing all day. Your body absorbs everything faster.
Why do you think they serve greasy and salty food at pubs? It helps to balance out the alcohol to water ratio in your system so you can drink more / start sobering up.
There's been more than a few studies done on the effects of bacon and ramen as being useful to cure hangovers, which you shouldn't get unless you're a bitch that doesn't know how to control their alcohol after your first binge or two.

I fantasize about Big Mac raping me with his thick horse cock in the ass and coming inside

>>31597829
Wat

>>31597931
What if pones are really just pones

>>31597904
>8pm britfag time
>10pm for me
bueno.jpeg

>>31597938
i like to pretend that white stuff is my semen

>>31597908
What is the pony equivalent of pineapples and yo yos?

>>31597953
no poles allowed!

>>31597904
You're falling in love with a lot of people Terse! I'm not complaining.

>>31597962
Quills and couches

>>31597932
>>31597953
you guys are painfully indecisive. look, just tell me when you want me around and i'll be around. hell, when anon told me to be here at 3AM on saturday i was here. if he'd been here we'd have run the quest then.

>>31597847
I didn't know britfags, sorry.

>>31597833
>has never drank with friends
You're missing out, but it's your choice man.

>>31597904
what is questing terse? i dont know

>>31597983
>sofas

>>31597951
WHAT IF PINYS WERE PONE IN HUMEN IN PONE COSTUME BUT IS ACTUALLY FRAGON IN PONE IN HUMEN COSTUME?

>>31597983
SOFAS YOU TWIT

>>31597953
where you live

>>31597975
>mfw I'm not a Pole
>>31597985
8pm or earlier. Please.

>>31597755
It didn't turn out to be a shot, obviously.
Two bottles of hard cider and enough applejack / southern comfort to fill it near the top.

Then again, I'm surprised how small mixed drinks are now that I'm back home stateside. I used to be in the navy stationed in Guam.

>>31598016
finland probably

>>31597902
Update what?

>>31597905
That's where your wrong. It's how you find out who your real friends are. You real friends drag your passed out ass back to home base or stop you from getting into fights with the police.

WHAT IF ALL THE PONIES WERE THE SNIPER EXCEPT FOR TRIXIE WHO WAS THE SPY AND CELESTIA WHO WAS SAXTON HALE?

>>31598042
Yes, indeed.

>>31597936
I was taught to just pop open the can and shove it upside down into the drink, then suck it all down quick with a straw. I think I am putting too much blue caco in it, it's supposed to turn green but mine never does.

thread successfully derailed by tripfag attentionwhores, like always

>>31598044
prequel

>>31598044
http://prequeladventure.com/

>>31597995
it's like a choose your own adventure game. i create a premise, a scenario, and then you guys work through that scenario. you know?

>>31598032
and i presume that's GMT time?

>>31597977
what can i say, i've got a lot of love to give! also why aren't you streaming you...you...you double zigger

>try to draw pone
>halfway through realize i have no idea what i am doing
>give up

holy shit i knew i would be bad but i didnt expect my brain to be this retarded

>>31598048
TOO. MANY. FUCKING. SNIPERS!

>>31598059
What derailment?

>>31598046
I think you got the wrong quote there Jesus

>>31598033
Thatcher's Apple Spice Ginger, club soda, rum. More rum. More and more and more rum.

That's what Applejack tastes like --

Unless it's the Applejack sidecar at the Stumbling Goat in Seattle. That's what inspired Drink Special for me.

FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

>>31598048
>tf2

>>31598075
oh god it hurts to live

>>31598055
you better be drawing

>>31598080
shut up

>>31598074
Yes, GMT.

>>31598058
You should be using equal amounts of everything except the red bull. But if the color isnt right, a little more blue curacao might help

>>31597832
It definitely tastes different. I usually do like beer on tap more than the bottle. But I suspect some bars of watering down their kegs, because the same beer doesn't taste as good at certain bars. But that's not really pertinent.

>>31598075
>giving up

Everyone's first drawings are always retarded. The main thing is acknowledging that your drawings are shit, BUT continue to draw anyways

WHAT IF THERE IS NO PONIES AND MASS MEDIA LIE TO US

>>31598075
its not bad actually
well far better than i could do

One of mane six dies. Who and how?

>Derpy is Fluttershy's pet

Megasweet needs to draw human Fluttershy leading Derpy around by a leash and collar, or perhaps Derpy orally servicing her mistress.

>>31598075

It's not bad for a first.

Stop trying to do porn unless you're actually a good artist, though.

>>31598137
rarity
rape murder

Late to the game but oh well.

Applejack and Pinkie would be good company for a party. AJ could pound them down better than some guys.

FS for a casual drink and light chatting.

Twilight for a more date-like night. I bet she'd get very giggly and cute.

>>31598048
Derpy

>>31598129
Draw every day until you stop hating your own drawings.

I'm still not past that point, it can take a while

>>31598137
Fluttershy.

Murdered by Angel.

>>31598153
thats not how you spell >>fluttershy

>>31598137
Dash.
As painless as it gets.
But that's just because I like all the other ponies more, not because she's bad.
>>31598095
Give me a break, It's 1am and I'm only awake because I'm hoping miLes will post something.
Besides I already drew today.

>>31598137

FLUTTERSHY, FROM CHOKEING ON TOO MANY COCKS. DIRTY SLUT.

>>31598046
>>31597833

>>31598084
Fuck you I don't make mistakes

>>31598125
Possibly, but it might be that they're not rotating their stock and its going stale and/or improperly storing the kegs

>>31598131
IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

>ndsentai John
Apparently ponies have a Super Sentai Power Ranger named John according to captcha.

>>31598074
Presentations~

Next weekend, just you, me, and the other 5-6 viewers

>>31598168
Aw fuck, misreply. You can guess who I was actually talking to I'm sure.

>>31598137
Twilight, in a flying carriage accident. She tries best she can to keep it in the air, but as the works come tumbling down, best she can do is teleport Spike to safety. He keeps thinking she'll follow suit, that she'll teleport, or that there will be some flash of Celestial magic -- a golden aura, a blip, anything.

There is none.

There will be crying.

IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED, I HAD A DREAM ABOUT PONIES!

For some strange reason, it was about me seeing a story board featuring Trixie. Complete with Seth writing something about it which was 4 pages long

What do I do now?!

>>31598168
You see, that's the hard part.
Ascending into godhood takes a fucking while.

>>31598122
I'll try that next time, I thought it was a splash of blue curacao and the whole can of redbull

>>31598240
An hero, now!

>>31598222
fagnig would be hurt, Toss.

>>31598168
I don't think you should ever be content with your drawings though.

You can stop hating them, but drawings can improve one way or another.

But hey that's just my opinion

>>31598168

If you ever stop hating your own work, chances are the only thing that's changed is that you've just become an asshole.

>>31596971
> duplicate file entry detected

what

>>31598236
But she can create magic bubbles for shielding.

>>31598259
Naw, he's totally about non-consenting relationships.

>>31598210
Is this photo real? Or am just cleverly shooped?

>>31598251
It is a full can of red bull.

From the recipes I know, everything else should be around half an ounce. Are you mixing it all together before the redbull?

WHAT IF ALL THE PONIES DID THE TIME WARP

>>31598304
it's real

>>31598222
>gang-streaming
sounds hot. i look forward to it with bated breath!

>>31598279
That's a good point. I really ought to have finished with "Until you stop hating your drawings and then keep drawing every day anyway"

>>31598322
The time would be pretty badly warped.

WHAT IF PONIES LIVED AMONGST US?

>>31598301
It sounded less contrived than "goddamn it sad pone slits her fetlocks" or something

Though honestly

I wonder if she could ever just snap badly enough she'd attempt suicide. Say if she were really convinced she just has no way she'll keep her friends, or that her self-worth as a student has been totally invalidated.

>>31598240
>exploring a dungeon in skyrim with ponies
>they all run past me towards the entrance, saying something about a giant Draugher
>whatever, I continue.
>it steps around the corner in full bone armor
>it starts shooting bones at me with both hands like chainguns
>mfw a pony dream suddenly became Wolfenstein 3d

>>31598353
No! No more sad pone.

fuck /co/
im thristy, hungry, horny and tired
what the fuck should i do?

>>31598353
ON TODAY'S VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY, WE DELVE DEEP INTO THE MAGIC OF SUICIDE

>>31598322

What if they all did Thriller?

>>31598376
Rainbow Dash stole the golden dragon claw

>>31598382
Fuck a sandwich, clearly

>>31598382
Drink alcohol.
'satiates' thirst. Kills your sex drive, and puts you to sleep

>>31598382
all of the answers are PONY

>>31598311
yeah, big glass with a little ice, mix equal parts vodka, gin, peach schnaupps, triple sec, and white rum. Splash of blue caracao, then dump a can of red bull and suck it down.

>>31598322
worse for them, hahahahahaha

>>31598419
how did they learn of this?!
this was supposed to be a human secret!

>>31598419
>Ima bop your nose

>bop

>>31598418
...Alcohol causes dehydration, captain.

So...bunny's name is Scott Darren?

>>31598137
Pinkie Pie
from Diabeethus.

>>31598418

Kills sex drive? If anything alcohol makes me more of a horn dog.

>>31598457
that's why there was ""

>>31598434
>Splash of blue caracao

Yeah, you're not using enough. Equal amounts + can of red bull

>>31598457
that's why he used the "air quotes", brochacho!

Twilight would be a fairly fun drunk. Keep her from going overboard and shell probably just open up and quit being awkward for a while. Then she drinks a bit too much and you have to help her throw up and get her home and help spike try to keep her from scribbling a letter to Celestia begging her to make it stop. Or if we're allowed to be genre savvy you just take her to Rarity who just so happens to know a detox spell. (If you dont know why youre too stupid to be here.) Drink of choice would probably either the standard nerd cocktail of mountain dew mixed with cheap vodka or whatever tastes the least horrible, though you're just as likely to arrive to a massive lineup of various beers, wines, and other assorted spirits and have a notepad shoved into your hands.

Fluttershy would want to try it, and as long as she doesnt go overboard she'll just open up and stop being so shy and everyone will have tons of fun. Well, up until sip number three that is. Drink of choice would either be a honey mead or long island iced tea.

Applejack is a classic country girl. Absolute riot to drink with if you can put up with her making fun of what youre drinking (no matter what it is you're actually drinking) and never accept a drinking contest challenge. Also youll get to learn how to shoot pool better than anyone anywhere ever. Drink of choice depends on her BAC.

>>31598457
Hence the quotation marks

>>31598460
It is now!

>>31598484
"shut up" terse

>>31598473
> THAT OLD FEEL
Oh god.

What happens if nobody wants to adopt a pet after a long period? Does Fluttershy have to put them down?

>>31598484
They aren't air quotes if you're using them in text, they're just quotation marks.

Tank is a bad, bad pet...

>>31598473
Not posting superior extended scrubs version

>>31598515
No, she just eats a little less to make ends meet

>>31598481
ahh ok. Do I still shove the can in and drink it down quick, or should I float it and drink it like a cocktail? Or is this just a matter of choice?

>>31598304

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ttXbN9auZo
Skip to 1:28.

>>31598529
that's why i used the "air quotes", man. the symbolic meaning behind them is still there and "quotations" don't quite carry that same element of sarcasm. but we're not so autistic as to argue the value of symbols online when we can so clearly interpret them as they are meant to be interpreted, are we?

>>31598539
Don't you mean she gets to enjoy a massive feast. After all she doesn't want her precious unadoptable pets to go to waste...

>>31598549
Try shoving it now and see if that works

>>31598515
She probably holds onto them 'till they die on their own.
I mean most of her "pets" seem like they belong in the wild anyway, they can probably take care of themselves.

>>31598324
>>31598304
>>31598210
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PW25J9CY

>>31598402
Why is Derpy such a retarded pon?

>>31598569
When you fuck language skills in the ass, you are proclaiming loudly that you are a cancer upon the spoken and written word. Best unfuck yourself.

Not autistic, just an asshole. Get used to it.

>>31598210
Thank you for the idea. I will return shortly.

>>31598569
YES WE ARE

Over 9000 hours in GIMP.
Enjoy.

>>31598609
No she ain't, she's just a bit Ditzy.

>>31598550
>>31598597
RedEye mind

>>31598588
thanks man, you're awesome.

>>31598614
Sounds to me like you're both autistic and an asshole.

>>31598614
feel free to be an asshole as much as you like, haha! arrogance pertaining to the written and spoken word, as you so eloquently put it, is perfectly fine by me. no worries. like i said, if you're willing to undermine the clear sociological imperative here for the sake of presenting a weak and silly jibe, then that's fine by me! your prerogative, man.

>>31598621
sometimes i realise.

>no talk 'bout quotation marks please

>>31598656
Now if only someone would hire me.....

>>31598636

the /v/ mansion would have more jizz covering the floor and walls than that.

>>31598673
Ah yes, "ponies"

We've disproved such claims

walks into thread
>>31598536
oh yeah, did we already talk ablout the Dash x Tank porn?

>>31598636
you belong there my friend
being anally raped in the background

>>31598636
Where's all the dragon dildos?

>>31598720
In use

>>31598714
WHERE IS IT?!

Fuck, now I'm hungry. Being a complete asshat is hard work!

WE WILL MEET AGAIN.

>>31598736
You know, I'm just happy I haven't seen any.

>>31598693
> jizz
> suddenly I want to suck Big Mac's cock
How on Earth has this become normal to me?

>>31598720
They're all wearing hats in another room.

>>31598716
Well, at least I got friend out of you, that's what I call progress. And just anal this time, no suicide, really, lots of progress right now.

Mods on ponychan sure are fucking stupid

Since we are talking about drawing. Weird inspiration from a thread last night.

>>31598780
i was banned and didnt even realise it
i was only posting there when /co/ was down for a bit

>>31598780
breaking news!

>>31598800
Holy crap, alien pony, well done

>>31598800
>giger
nope nope nope nope nope nope

>>31598800
>mfw I don't get it

>>31598763
Yeah, sad sad pone just isn't fun.

Damn girl, u so fine.

>>31598827
Its Derpy. The end of the head is a muffin

I don't want to be an artist now because the hatred will never stop

>>31598849
can we get a gif of this?

>>31598800
>alien ponies with muffin dildos

>>31598860
Every artist is hated

>>31598780
requesting picture of dash being pounded by blue scout

How fucking old is granny smith?

>>31598780

WHOA HEY GUYS CHECK IT OUT, ANON JUST FOUND OUT HOW RETARDED PONYCHAN IS FOR THE FIRST TIME

>>31598780
>mfw I've never been banned from ponychan
>because I don't go to ponychan

>>31598889
Even me?

>>31598849

It looks like she has an inverted widow's peak.

>>31598860
There is hatred, but there is love as well

>>31598897
52, She's just really let herself go.

>>31598897
she is just a filly
but doesnt moisturise

>>31598904
ESPECIALLY you

>>31598865
Go go go >>31596821

>>31598924
Nigga you crazy!

>>31598904

>>31598929
:(

>>31598889
Nobody hates me.

I am currently bored. What do?

>>31598924
>>31598926
>The curious case of Grannysmith Apple

>>31598855
Oh, now I got it.
And my reaction is a stout no.

>>31598780