MLP GENERALDiscuss the ponies
NO PONIES ALLOWED
>>31592618
SO HOW ABOUT THOSE PONY DICKS
>>31592618welp. time to pack up and go home.
>>31592587That's a broad subject, and you know what it will lead to.
every time I get home from work this stupid fucking pony is waiting for me and making this faggot face
>>31592622HMM I SUSPICIOUS OF YOU MARKER
Postang some of the cutest pictures I have that everyone's seen a hundred times.
>>31592635Oh she loves you..
>>31592627Get your infantile quest bullshit out of here faggot.
Leaking the plot for the next episode>Rarity gets asked to move to Canterlot to be a designer by photofinish>Rarity talks with friends says bye>Moves into Canterlot has fun for a little while>People only care about her there for her dresses, treat her like trash>Rarity realizes home is where your friends are and moves backnow stop bugging the creators for more that the synopsis on episodes
>>31592648
>>31592622Do you ever sleep?
>>31592635>shewantstofuck
A thing for somebody requesting Carrot Top/Golden Harvest and Derpy
>>31592672
brushie brushie brushie
>>31592627bwahahaha
>>31592699You never disappoint.
OMG, between how happy Fluttershy is when she sings, her voice and her coreography during the song, I think my heart might have melted.
>>31592672You are wrong.
COME ON EVERYPONI SMILE SMILE SMILE!>>31592640Bwa bwa!
>fluttershy using her wingssorry guys the song isnt canon
>>31592699Thank you!
>>31592699>Trusting derpy to fly you aroundRIP carrot top
>>31592699YES
Does anyone have that adult Scootaloo pic?
>>31592656Oh Leth is gonna punish him..>whyboner.jpg
>>31592736duh, of course it isn't canon, the entire episode isn't canon because it conflicts with my fanfiction in which gay owl becomes her pet and they share many hilarious experiences.
Dash was kind of a dick.A pet will love you unconditionally. No need to make them go through a bunch of ridiculous tests.
You know, I think of all the ponies who got Discorded, I think Rarity would have been happiest to remain in her grayish state.She wouldn't have to worry about dresses or giving things to people, she could have lived her entire life as a diamond hording unicorn up in a mountain somewhere like a Dragon and be powerful, albeit somewhat less fabulous.
slow poni is best poni
>>31592731Wait till Saturday, she moves away but it is justified by the "Don't worry I will still visit you all!"Spike cries a lot, rarity moves back before the episode is over, pinkie pies hair deflates again
>>31592732
>>31592672>photo finish>not hoity toity, who's, you know, a actual fashonista
So, how is Tank supposed to live in a house made of clouds?
>>31592784Yeah they should have had Dash just pick the tortoise for no reason and the episode should have ended in the first 3 minutes.
>>31592648I have a beautiful picture of Fluttershy from the last episode.Wonder that nobody notice this.
>>31592672>the plot to the Mare Do Well involves Rarity leavingOk buddy.
>>31592792Next saturday is the other dash episode.
>>31592795I don't make the episodes just screen em'
>>31592808Damn, forgot picture.
>>31592808Post it.
>>31592801They leave the propeller on. anything that can fly can sit on clouds.
>>31592818He is talking about Sweet and Elite.
>>31592587no, fuck the ponies
>>31592832Oh my.Now wait until the artistic fanbase gets a hold of it. It will be 10 times better.
>>31592801Twilight casts that spell that let her, Pinkie, and Applejack walk in Clousdale in Sonic Rainboom.
I've returned. Did I miss anything?
>>31592818Wasn't that one this week, oh right got a week ahead of myself.
>>31592801the same way anything else dash owns that isn't a cloud does.
>>31592840Which isn't next Saturday...
>>31592854But it isn't permanent>yfw it wears off when he sleeps
>>31592861I know but we dont give a fuck about that we are talking about that episode.
>>31592841but i love poni
>>31592784She is always a cunt, she was one too in Fall Weather Friends, Luna Eclipsed and Dragonshy
>>31592801Tank is kind of an idiot, so he won't really mind
>>31592857You missed the guy who works on the show and leaked a few parts of random scripts before deleting them
This picture hurts my eyes
>>31592841Please trip so I can blacklist you.
>>31592801same way the other ponies were able to visit CloudsdaleFUCKING MAGIC!
>>31592841>>31592874If you truely hated ponies you would be in an adventure time thread right now.
>>31592822moving up to three? Dash sure is ambitious.
>>31592869He'll sleep on Dash's back.
guys, shannon chan-kent does fluttershy's singing voice, not andrea libman, right?
>>31592794Actually...
>Finally got around to watching the episodeThat was fucking awful.
>>31592898>Spitfire's faceIs she... orgasming mid-flight?
>>31592877>FWFno>Luna Eclipsedno>DragonshyFluttershy almost got the entire main 6 killed, being angry at her is perfectly justifiable, you fucking faggot.
>>31592921The other episodes were better but still it was a good episode.
>>31592932>dashfag
>>31592841Animated.
>>31592932She cheated throughout FWF.
>>31592690He wasn't here the whole past nightI missed him
What was the worst pet?
>>31592955Iron Pony contest? No she didn't. In the race? So did Applejack.
>>31592877I love pones with cropped hair.
>>31592914AFAIK, Libman does Fluttershy's singing voice. I have no idea why she doesn't sing for Pinkie too.
>>31592784That's the lesson she learned.But in order to learn the lesson, she had to miss the point of having a pet in the first place.
>>31592917>>31592969
The one steeling Rainbow dashes thunder is [sp]Scootaloo[/sp]
>>31592934Not even. It was cliche and stupid. The FlutterDash duet was kind of fun, but the rest of it was just really bad.
Dash was a completely unlikable cunt the entire episode, but it was still good
>>31592971The tug of war part, push up contest and jump distance were kinda of cheating broThere's no denying that.
>>31592947No it isnt why who would even want to watch twilight getting pulled apart by longshoremans hooks, her mouth tearing apart in a most unnatural manner, the sound of bone in her upper jaw cracking and blood streaming from the wound that is just sick i tell you
>>31592969owlowiscious
>>31592945Ok sir, you carry on thinking that letting somebody almost getting you and a bunch of other people killed is excusable.
>>31592993>steeling>[sp]
>>31592996Nobody said Dash couldn't use her wings. There was a judge and a crowd watching and they would've intervened if they felt Dash was cheating.
>>31592969Tank the Turtle
dash acting like a dyke, expected
>>31592917Good I was going to ask for that gif
>>31592932>FWFOnly bitches cheat to win and feel proud about it>Luna EclipsedShe was going around town scaring innocent ponies, and when Luna was finally going to make the paces with Pinkie she ruined everything and just laughed at their faces>DragonshyThe one that kicked the dragon in the face wasn't Fluttershy, in fact she is the one who saved them. While Dash was just being a bitch and insulting her the whole episode.
What if Sam B. and Zecora had a WHO DO YOU VOODOO, BITCH duet?
>>31593024Ponies aren't smart creatures
>>31593015>it's a faggot from ponychan
>>31593029Dash would make a terrible dyke, I bet she can't hold back any water.
How was "Tank" accepted? Not the turtle, the name. If they took the fan idea, the least they could do was not think up a different stupid name and go with "Speedy".
>>31592832OMG, that looks like something Photo Finish would take.SO GRACEFUL!!
>>31593059>fan ideaoh here we go
>>31593024>Nobody said Dash couldn't use her wings. Nobody really had to. It was a contest of strength and athleticism, not of flight.
>>31592995Not at all
>>31593029>Dash acting like a DykeActually I think she was written as a stereotypical boy character, which makes alot of sense. And she continues to be the worst pony.
>>31593059>If they took the fan ideathey didn't. I like Tank better
>>31592932Troll
>>31592902would you learn how to make macros please
>>31593024>going against the spirit of the rule in a friendly competition>not a cunt thing to doAlso>avoiding crossing the line in a tug'o'war by flying over it>not cheatingHad she used her wings to backstroke and pull AJ it would have been fine, she didn't
>>31593059>they took the fan ideanope.avi
>>31592996>>31593024She didn't even seem that mad about the avalanche, so much as upset at getting slowed down. Still a legit reason to be mad what with the fat of Equestria and whatnot.
>>31593039>She was going around town scaring poniesWell, yeah. One of the points of that episode was that being scared can be fun. "Scary butt fun"
So Tank won becuase he was stubborn.Imagine what would happen if Tank gave up before the final trial: Would RD chose the Falcon anyway?Of course she'd by saved by her ponyfriends. but what would be her opinion about pets?
>>31592993>>31592993All of my boners if true if not pic related
>>31593059They call him Speedy in ponychan and they care more about fanon tthere too.
Am I kawaii uguu~
>>31592979ah, thank you. yeah, i don't really understand a lot of the casting decisions, especially considering andrea libman is also supposedly a proficient singer, but i presume it's all due to budgetary concerns. anyway, thanks, man.
>>31593039>She was going around town scaring innocent poniesOH MY GOD SHE WAS HAVING FUN SCARING PEOPLE ON HALLOWEEN? WHAT A CUNT.Pinkie knew what was going on the whole time with Luna and still went around making everyone scared of her. Dash wasn't around and didn't know Luna was having trouble fitting in.>DragonshyFluttershy caused multiple, large delays on a very time intensive mission and then she caused a rockslide. She almost got everyone killed.Nobody even knew she was capable of the stare beforehand and it came completely out of nowhere as a surprise. That's called a deus ex machina.Dash was angry at Fluttershy for causing the aforementioned delays and the rockslide. If you think that's unjustified, you have issues or have literally never had any kind of conflict in your life.
>>31593078Not as long as Applejack is around.
>>31593106no you are an ugly pony and should feel ugly
Who could forget?
>>31592914Nope. Fluttershy's singing voice is Libman.No idea why she doesn't do Pinkie.Maybe she just can't keep her voice Pinkie-ish enough while singing.
>>31593106What the fuck is that awful thing?
>You will never be Ponyville's collective cumslut, locked down in a stockade in the center of town with everyone taking a turn with you as the mood strikes them, the layers upon layers of jizz drenching into your skin and hair.Oh God I need to kill myself for getting this huge a boner over writing that
>>31593059Fans coming up with that and this episode are a complete coincidence. Deal with it.
holy sheeet the beauty
>>31593126the cap needs to be changed to CUNT
>>31593141I dont like it.
>>31593078>posting glitter glue art>saying rainbow dash is worst ponyput your name back on, glitter glue
>>31593121Haha, good one, I think we'll have an AJ appreciation thread now.
>>31593024Stop trying to redeem your stupid waifu. She cheated end of story.
why is there so much trolling in this thread
>>31593141>that faceNOPE.I don't know what that is, but keep it faaaar away from me.
>>31593121Applejack is the token strong independent female character.
>>31593133>i will never be thissometimes life works out just how you want it
>>31593141The face looks like a fucking dragon or some shit
>>31593094"Every second we delay, another acre of Equestria gets covered in smoke!">Fluttershy causes delays of what appears to be well over an hour and then causes an avalanche, almost killing everyone>Flutterfags still think that Dash being frustrated at Fluttershy is unreasonable
>>31593121AJ stopped being worst pony after SisSoc.Watch the show, bro.
>>31593133and thank you good sir.
>>31593063Oh yes, remind me on some japanese art/anime
Dashfags get so riled up after an episode makes the worst pony look bad
>>31593152I actually like rainbow dash alot, she reminds me of when I had ambition and I wasn't a lazy faggot who spent all day in MLP generals.
>>31593165She's also incredibly boring.AJ will always be worst pony.
So wait...>Luna episode>No one rages>Dinky has a sister>No one rages>Dash gets a turtle>OMGWTFBBQFUCKINTURTLERAGE!!!1!!!ISHYGDDT
>>31593121S2 changed everything bro
How long do you think they're going to milk the Cutie Mark Crusaders before they actually get Cutie Marks?I mean, if Show Stoppers is any indication, it's pretty evident what their talents are (Scootaloo's good with her scooter and possibly dancing, Applebloom's good at architecture, as seen with fixing the clubhouse, and Sweetie Belle aka Worst Pony Aside from Twist is good at singing).Also, what happens when one gets a mark and the others don't? When only one is a Blank Flank?
>>31593183She is still the worst ponyBut now she is tied with RD
>>31593059Not a fan idea.It's just completely logical.A turtle (tortoise, whatever) is PERFECT foil for Dash and both Hasbro, the audience and the crew came to that conclussion separately.
I HAVE AN IDEALETS ALL POST RAINBOW DASHAND SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HER!
>>31593213lol no
>>31593203You forgot>heartstrings>everyone pisses their pants
>You will never be Dash's pet
>>31593223She is the only fat pony.
>>31593183She stopped being worst pony in Dragonshy> Helping that fluttershy> Saving that Twilight> Kicking them apples
>>31593133Well considering the vast majority of ponyville is female unless you wanna get fucked by spike, big macintosh and the candy guy you better rethink that there situation.
>>31593231>not in the show>not canon
Among the mane cast:Your favorite is the kind of person you want to be.Your second favorite is the kind of person you are.
>>31593223She a busta.
>>31593223I would have sex with her and her rule 63 counterpart at the same time?
>>31593121>Thinking AJ is worst pony>2011I seriously hope you guys don't do this...
>>31593239
>>31593203It wasn't that she got a turtle, it's that she was a huge bitch about getting it
>>31593223She is an inspiration for all the lesbians of the world
You know what, everyone bitching about Dash and saying yesterday was worst episode?She was in character THE WHOLE TIME. That's more than we could say for everyone in Owl's Well. It's not like her behavior in MTBPW was a major deviation from how she usually acts.The show is being consistent with her characterization. I'm not a dashfag by any stretch of the imagination, but y'all haters need to deal w/ it.
>mfw I only wrote my pony tier list after s02 started>mfw AJ was always on the top 3
>>31593223>being niceGo back to Ponychan
>>31593256It looks like Rainbow has lost a few pounds.
>>31593250>not wanting to be violated by Mr. Cake's licorice stick>in 2011
>>31593209>Applebloom's good at architecture,>implying architects are labourers Construction
>>31593203Luna was an interesting and new conclusion. Dinky is a background character.The turtle is a stupid cliche.
>>31593223dash is the prettiest pony
>>31593271I dont have problems with her but the episode was terrible.
>>31593254>AJ>Twilightwhat does that even mean
Pinkie Pie is actually worst poni. Look at her, the disgusting slut.
>>31593254So who's the "sits in their dorm all day and plays video games" pony?
>>31593141That's such a ridiculously good looking pony.The curious thing is that she doesn't need to do much to keep her looks, unlike Rarity.
>>31593254>Rarity>TwilightSo I want to be gay or fabulous?
>you will never play dropball with your favorite pony
>>31593271I didn;t have problems with her being a bitch, that's her character.I still didn't like the episode though.
>>31593293Twilight
>>31593288yea eat that, you whore
>>315932541. FS2. RWell that's not right at all.
>>31593283it means you dont want to be able to read but secretly love to
>>31593295The curious thing is that she is a drawing
>>31593280she has pretty eyes.
>>31593254>RD>PinkieSo wrong
>>31593271I only have issues when people defend Fluttershy as if she didn't do anything wrong in Dragonshy and then use 'the stare' to excuse her being a useless waste of space for the entire episode up until the final 2 minutes.
>>31593250>Not realizing the women also have cocks
>>31593254> favorite is the kind of person you want to be.Fuck no. I hate people like her.
>>31593300I wouldn't, divegrass is way more fun.
>>31593209i am guessing since Gala was the main "plot" of the first season , CMC plot will be the finale of the second one.
>>31593254want to be fluttershy.am twilight sparkle.mmmmm not really. being fluttershy for, like, a DAY would be nice.
>>31593327I'm a Flutterfag and I'll be the first to admit that FS kinda sucked in Dragonshy.
>>31593274Being nice and being an anon are not mutually exclusive. Moralfaggotry is also not a prerequisite to being nice.
>>31593311>implying Twilight would ever touch mind rotting filth.If it's not books, it's shit to her.
>>31593254>Rarity>TwilightWell, I must admit I'm totally fabulous and a drama queen.
>>31593293twilight, I guess, if by video games you mean books.
>>31593300I've played drop ball before. It's pretty much impossible.
>>31593343she made it all up at the end though.My faggotry regarding dragonshy is everyone claiming dash was entirely justified.not really
>>31593360casual
1. Rainbow Dash1. Rarity1. Applejack1. Twilight Sparkle1. Pinkie Pie1. FluttershyWe are all equal. Just some are more equal than others1
>>31593288Yes, Pinkie Pie is horrid, I mean, look how fat she is in her Santa suit. And that face: how she disguises her self-pity with a smile like that. Makes me wanna puke
>>31593209My fervent wish is that they will conclude the CMC's story at the end of this season, and expand on their more adult lives in season 3. My hope is that they conclude the CMC's story at the end of season 3, with the show's possible conclusion. What I'm pretty sure is going to happen is that they'll preserve the status quo throughout and we'll never see them get their Cutie Marks.Nonetheless I'd like to think Cutie Pox covered the first hypothetical scenario and the second will probably be covered later on.
Did that Werewolf Apple Bloom quest end? I think I missed it, what happened after we went to Sugar Cube Corner to get Luna a moon pie?
>>31593371This, they fucking force her to climb the mountain.
Would you pick a filly Applejack up and bring her home if you found her alone in the rain?
>you will never be raped by a pony
>>31593371It's not as if Dash was even being that angry at her. She was telling Twilight that they shouldn't have brought her along (FS was brought against her will) and she was basically just being kind of passive aggressive in a couple instances.
>>31593327She had a phobia, the fact that she stand up and faced the Dragons for her friends is fucking admirable.
>>31593071>>31593080>>31593088>>31593105>>31593134>>31593222OK, I don't care if they decided on the turtle because of the fans or not, just thought it a possibility considering what happened with Derpy. It's the dumb-ass name I don't like. Speedy's nice, but I would have settled for anything else that doesn't sound as retarded as Tank.
>>31593404Yes.
>>31593404Sure.
>>31593244>mfw I get that reference
>>31593404yesI would also brush her mane non-sexually
>>31593404I WOULD BRING HER UPCLEAN HER UP AND THEN FEEDTHEN PROCEED TO THE RAPE
Why do people not respect Twilight.Is she not an emissary for the queen-god?
>>31593413IT IS, but the matter of fact is that until that moment, she was nothing but a hindrance and dangerous to everyone else.
>>31593404I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me bundling up baby Applejack in a blanket and taking her home to nurse her back to health!!!
>>31593404>letting a worthless filthy earthie into my houseHell no.
>>31593406yeah, thats fine, dash was justified.still being a bit of a twat to treat your friend like that.
>>31593404What? No! I would beat her up and rape her tight pussy. Then I would bring her home and treat her as a personal love-slave
>>31593404Let the whore burn, disgusting Earth pony filth
>>31593417Word of Faust says they conceived of the episode a year ago. Well before Speedy who cam around early this year.
SPANISH PONIES IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS, FELLOW CABRONIES
>>31593389brb heart attack.
PEGASUS>EARTH>UNICORNSyou know it makes sense
>>31593430But LZ is the best episode
>>31593417It's not a possibility.Shut up.Kill yourself.Go back to Ponychan.
>>31593324NahNo amount of effort can save that story
>>31593405It's not rape if you're willing. So I guess you're correct.
>>31593404YesThen use the power of the plot to get the others and live surrounded by cute colorful sapient ponies
>>31593457TELEMUNDO!
1. Applejack2. Twilight Sparkle3. Fluttershy4. Rarity5. Pinkie Pie... Rainbow DashIn as long as it's taken me to decide on a hierarchy, rainbow dash being last is the one thing I was sure of
>>31593441I'd have a hard time not being a bit grumpy towards my friend before forgiving them if they almost got my entire expedition killed in an avalanche on a mountain hike, too. According to some people in this thread that would make me an irredeemable cunt.
>>31593395There was shenanigans, Fluttershy gave Moonshine the Stare, and we infiltrated the boutique for a lock of hair that Luna needed for a spell.Ended up with the best end, it was a great success. It's in the archive for Wednesday or Thursday I think, if you want to check it out. I probably won't be making a pastebin because it's too much work.
>>31593443You see, people like you should be locked up somewhere.
>>31593389
>>31593479i used to think you were ok
>>31593457YA SE ARMO PUTOS!>>31593477Actually, Discovery Kids
Was FS load in Dragonshy? Of fucking course, that's the whole plotpoint.Was Dash kind of a bitch to her? Fuck yes, but it makes sense, FS was being the load.Did Dash fuck things up by kicking the dragon? As ballsy as it was, absolutely.Did FS safe the fucking day by finding her spine? YES and she ranked up in the favourite pony rank for many (the ranks are stupid anyway).So shut the fuck up, both sides.As for the episode, I don't give a fuck if Dash getting a trutle is predictable, the episode was funny, intresting, the trutle rocks and it had a motherfucking Rainbow/Fluttershy duet.I think you people are aiming WAY to high regarding the new season.
>>31593462Nope, they are all equal.
>>31593479I was under the impression that You liked Pinkie Pie because you never draw anything bad happening to her.also lol fuck applejack she worst pony.
>>31593490with a whole bunch of pony rape-slaves?
1. Fluttershy2. Rarity3. Pinkie4. Applejack5. Twilight6. Dash
>>31593479>Applejack and Twilight in first and secondMAH NIGGA
>>31593494>He dont like my pony he must be a faggot.
>>31593498i just love saying telemundo
>>31593479>AJ, TS and FS on top 3My man.
>>31593506>AJ worse ponyAw hell naw
>>31593487Sounds good.Any idea when Lich/Borg Sweetie Belle is going to get going?
>>31593509Twilight needs to be higher and FS lower
>>31593506It's a pretty close list. I don't dislike Pinkie Pie, I just think she's a little one-note most of the time.She's not bad, I just feel the others are better.
>>31593105they had a thread lamenting killed fanon after the luna episode>>31593483you're fucking horrible you are. God.but yeah, I understand dash, its just defending it totally. I dont know, im a bitch for fluttershydash ever apologise?
>>31593509never has a list created by such a faggot been so wrong before
>>31593531but then the list would be wrong
Tozac's work=Rarity's Generous Plan= Prologue + Part 1, Fluttershy: pastebin.com/FzTcb1Zv Part 2, Applejack: pastebin.com/NiLgYUMz Part 3, Pinkie Pie: pastebin.com/smyZxt2z Part 4, Twilight Sparkle: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5 Part 5, Rainbow Dash + Epilogue: pastebin.com/1hyxB738RagingSemi's work:Chief Thunderhooves rapes Sweetie Belle:docs.google.com/document/d/1dxMIFXuQGXJ10IhBcTD9Rt3-KUQIng4BedazFa2EIbM/edit?hl=en_USRoyal Guards gang rape Zecora:docs.google.com/document/d/1YjKqS1eSVjZn5svHAcVPwrHB8d3LZE0m1VdvXL395Po/edit?hl=en_USPrince Blueblood rapes Little Strongheart:docs.google.com/document/d/1dWF9cb_ZHxYseBEOx_0BjLVIEU-EJwVOG2wXZi7KfZI/edit?hl=en_US Sheriff Silverstar rapes Spitfire:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&chapter=4 A Diamond Dog rapes Cheerilee:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=5 Lrya, Bon-Bon, and their daughter Tootsie Flute are raped by Big Mac, Mr. Cake, and Snip n Snails:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=6 A giant squid rapes Scratch:http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=393&textsize=0&chapter=7
Tell me why I shouldn't kill you all right now
>>31593404> You will never feel Applejack pressing her cheeks against yours with love and affection.
>>31593431But it was the rest of the Mane5's fault, RD excluded.
>>31593522Well, duh.
>>31593529the only reason i even tolerate applejack is because she is secretly rainbow dash
1.Rarity2.Fluttershy3.Twilight4.Applejack5.Pinkie6.Dash
>>31593509Nah man, nah.1. Twilight/Fluttershy3. Pinkie Pie4. Rainbow Dash5. Rarity6. Applejack
>>31593552Because you cant faggot.
>>31593535>Pinkie Pie is one noteThe same could be said of some people in these threads.
>>31593552because you are an internet tough guy whos only weapon is your micropenis?
>>31593417>Tank>armored vehicle and weapon of war>not cooler or better-sounding than Speedy, which sounds like a nickname for a pasty British drug dealer
>>31593555brb I need a clopfic
>>315935091. Twilight Sparkle2. Rarity3. Pinkie Pie4. Fluttershy5. Applejack6. Spike as the new Rainbow Dash...90000. Rainbow Dash
>>31593479I'd shift Applejack down 2 spaces but other than that that holds true for me.
>>31593541I think they all thanked Fluttershy before returning to Ponyville?
>>315934171) Not a fucking possibility2) Tank is a fucking awesome name. It befits the tortoise and is totally in character for Dash to use it.
>>31593479I was wondering when you'd show upso when are we going to get a 'scootaloo uses rainbow dash as a pillow' gag, or perhaps 'scootaloo makes herself scarce when dash is hungry' gagbecause those are obvious jokes that should really get out of the way, possibly at the same timealso i do hope you like drawing dash because episode 8 is also dash centric by the sounds of it
>>31593479Bump Pinkie to number two. Swap Twilight and Fluttershy. There's my list.
Twilight should be in the bottom half of everyone's rankings because she's been an attention-whoring teleport-spamming retard for the first half of the season so far.
ITS FASTTTTTTTTTTHREAD TIME!THIS CAN ONLY MEAN SEVERAL THINGS.....
>>31593453>>31593464Which part of "I don't care, it's the name I hate" didn't you understand?
>>31593530>Borg Sweetie QuestALL MY MONEY
>>31593552There are no reasons.Do it.Then I can forget how awful that last episode was.And about the awful things I've seen made by this fandom.I'm ready.DO IT.
>>31593479make love to me GG
>>31593591Anonymous either you are me or just have similar tastes but we can never be sure so I propose we fuck
>>31593602Shut up dashfag
>>31593578I do a lot of sexual innuendo jokes, sureBut be fair, I do cute stuff too
>>31593620No, now I want you to feel that pain
>>31593604RAPE, RAPE AND consensual sex in the missionary position?
Why do people like Rarity?
>>31593639Ew, consensual.
>>31593629That's one of my favorites.That said, I always wondered if she'd 'jousted' into a wall or some such nonsense.
>>31593639Needs more consensual.
>>31593642because.edu
>>31593571ooooh so close yet so far>>31593642the voice
>>31593629How about some short comics explaining how minor characters got their cutie marks?
>>31593648or into a windmill.
>>31593629>Pony jousting>Eyepatch sales skyrocket
Ya llegaron a Latinoamérica.¡Malditas yeguas del demonio! ¡No hay donde escaparse!
>>31593642Some likes the lady/princess personality.
>>31593652But I started liking her since episode 2
>>31593642Best attitude to every situation
>>31593642Because all the ponies are greatCome at me bros
>>31593626>pinkiefag detected
>>31593648Naa, she charge another pony or a windmill.
How many apples can applejack?
>>31593642because she is perfect.
>>31593674Well then you're one of the retarded few.
>>31593676>Best attitude to every situation>Doesn't get along with sister>shout at her more and tell her to go away
>>31593670>Implicando que eso es malo
>>31593642She's fab.
>>31593670¿A qué no?
>>31593676>Being an overly dramatic attention-whore>Best attitude
>>31593674you hug me right the fuck now.
>>31593691ALL THE FUCKING APPLES!
>>31593620>>31593552
>>31593677this
Pinkie is best pony
>>31593696Yes... Is that wrong?
>>31593642The voice, the manner, the first good execution of her character in a cartoon ever.
>>31593717take that back you fucker
>>31593094>fat of Equestria*fate Surprised no one caught that
>>31593642Because her histrionics are hillarious, her accent is awesome, is not afraid to get dirty when absolutely necessary and is fashionable as fuck.
>>31593696Yelling was a good solution.Seriously fuck siblings. Sweetie was the one who started all the shit anyway.
>>31593719Well is not the best attitude.
>>31593717this is a correct judgment
1. DASH2. DASH3. DASH4. DASH5. RAINBOW6. DASH
>>31593728no
>>31593717Agreed.
how did this get here i am not good with computer
>>31593417>>31593279>>31593264>being butthurt over clichés>being butthurt over writers exaggerating flaws in a character for comedic purposes>being butthurt over a stupid name>in a childrens cartoonSrsly it's a childrens cartoon. By definition the whole cartoon should be riddled with stupid names and clichés. We're lucky it isn't.And about the whole exaggeration, it's a cartoon, it happens. If you want real character consistency watch something else.
>>31593691Really?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M
>>31593670>Implicando que los ponies llegando al sur no es de lo mejor que ha pasado.
>>31593740Sweetie didn't know any better.
>>31593504Some are just more equal than others.
>>31593762
>>31593696>Lone childAll siblings are like that, and she realized she made a mistake and tried to fix what she did, at the end she spent a lot of time with her little sister and both had fun
The turtle reminded me too much of Snails.seriously fuck Snails.
>>31593755what's wrong with her neck oh god
>>31593756> It's a childrens cartoonHahhaahhah
>>31593696>Realize she fucked up>Makes up for the fact by spending an afternoon doing stuff her sis likes while being covered head to toes in mud.Rarity is awesome.
>>31593745oh. He thinks pinkie is the besthow quaint >>31593786snips is so much fucking worse, what a wastegash
>>31593740> fuck siblingsApple Acres is THATAWAY.
>>31593783I'm not a lone child, good job making a poor assumption though. And regardless of her making up for it in the end (after seeking advice and reluctantly being persuaded to take it), it wasn't the best attitude.
>>31593789>what's wrong with her neck oh godShe just wants to watch you.She likes to watch.>>31593786>seriously fuck Snails.But WHO should fuck snailsthat's the question
>>31593803I agree but yellwing at her in the first place just because she try to help is not the best attitude and yes i know she fuck some things but clean the room was ok because she know Rarity loves order.
>>31593816Um that's Sweet Apple Acres thank you very much.
>>31593779420smokeappleserreyday
>>31593773Sweetie is also a manipulative little bitch.>Things are not going her way>I hate you Rarity, I wish you weren't my sisterShe is everything wrong with children growing up today.
>>31593755Pinkie is the sluttiest pony.
>implying 4 is better than 3.5
>>31593816Good one. Haha.Now go die in a fire, please.
>>31593806He doesn't think she is best pony. He KNOWS she is best pony.
>>31593806I feel like if they named snails tank he would be a million times better
>>31593747>Twilight>Applejack>Fluttershy>Rarity>Pinkie-Pie>Rainbow Dash
>>31593816>applecest>>31593838Wat?
>>31593670>>31593768>>31593700Hora de los burritos?
>>31593828all the poniesevery single one of them
>>31593835Apple Acres is like Sweet Apple acres with a goatee, if the goatee were underage horses getting filled with older brothers.
>>31593828>who should fuck snailswe told you last night, Rainbow Dash should fuck Snails.
>>31593841Nah. That's Rarity.
>>31593606The problem is, your opinions reek of someone who doesn't like the events of the show contradicting his precious fanon.Speedy is an atrocious name; not only is it as cheap and corny of an appeal to irony as naming a Rottweiler Fluffy, but it just doesn't sound very impressive when compared to Tank.
>>31593872Sweetie Belle should fuck Snails.
>>31593786Fanon, maybe, but in the show they're nothing alike.Also, I like that the Element of Loyalty picked the pet that was the most loyal.
you know what this show needs? a mini clips about mane 6 playing with their pets , like 30 second long. it wojuld be awesome.
>>31593756>it's OK for kids cartoons to be horrible>we should eat up the bullshit and be grateful for the few things the DIDN'T fuck upPeople like you deserve contempt.
>>31593838>manipulativeWat? She just wanted her to be proud of her, but accidently getting in the way of her work .
>>31593806>quaintmore like discerning and sophisticated>>31593845this guy's legit
>>31593895>more screentime for the owlnope.avi
>>31593843Just kidding mang, jeez.You and I both know they don't really go in for incest in the Apple Family.
>>31593895Better idea. An entire episode of Fluttershy and her pets.
>>31593895Need a clip of Dash teaching Tank to fly in loops
>>31593828Twist: she's got low standards
>>31593893Go on...
Why Snails hate?I like Snails.
>>31593918Bitch owns a lot of animals, how does she feed them without a job?, damn hippies
also for some reason i just thought that dash could be fat because Scootaloo just rents out her insides after all the kfc mistakesso there's like a sofa and a miniture tv there at all times, and maybe a starscream bobblehead
Pinkie's a pretty good pony, but she's not the best. they all are and anyone who disagrees is a faggot
>>31593857I wonder if there's a Mexico equivalent place south of Equestria where the donkey's live.Don-Quiesta?
>>31593548>RagingSemiAfter realizing what a wheezing hambeast of a cretin that man is, my junk will never be touched while around that name.Which sucks because 90% of all the fics are by him.
>>31593942It would be "experimenting". They both know bits and pieces but neither of them have the full picture so they basically just end up doing what resembles a play fight.
>>31593942Nope, Diamond Tiara should fuck Snails.
>>31593942okaysweetie belle applying what she's seen her sister do with stallions to try to get Snails to like her
>>31593946She grows her own shit nigga!
>>31593943Look at him for christs' sake.He's a gawky, ugly, irritatingly slow, hero worshiping peice of shit who deserves no mercy.
>>31593959>Donkey>Equus africanus asinus
>>31593959It would follow the Spexico trope, thats for surehttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Spexico
>>31593987>hero worshippingwhat
>>31593953What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>31593946Yeah seriously, I'm pretty sure the Celestian government doesn't cater to welfare leeches so where does she get all them bits?
>>31593987But I like him.
>>31593995Mexico is one of the countries with the highest population of Donkeys after China
>>31593973Intrigue!Though I could see it ending poorly; "Ah'm told it's when a guy and a gal really love each other they make babies, so, we're not in love, so like ... we don't need condoms!"
>>31593987>gawky, ugly, irritatingly slowLike everyone hereProjecting self hatred onto another?...same thing happened with Pagemaster/Nathan?
>>31594006Trixie.
>>31593973I like this, they both have no clue what to do and they end up stopping because they get frustrated
>>31594025Shut up Nathan
>>31594012I don't care about your opinion, dickass.>>31594025Talk about projecting.
>>31594010Hippies don't use money faggot. She and her little animal friends have a full grown operation man. They grow what they need and stuff man, know what I'm sayin?
>>31594023>>31594029yes yes like this
1. Rainbow Dash/Rarity3. Pinkie Pie/Applejack5. Twilight6. FluttershyThe quiet, Moe/hidden badass bit doesn't do it for me. Doesn't mean I hate her, She's still a sweet pony. And twilight's Know it all attitude bothers me.
>>31593389>no beardPinkie, you're doing it wrong.
>>31594048Nope, someone else.
>>31593946Well, she probably grows her own food.I really don't know how she gets her income, but it must be pretty considerable, since her cottage is HUGE.It seems to me pets are a big deal among ponies outside of the mane six, and Fluttershy's the only Pony in all of Ponyville that's capable of treating them and talking to them.Such services are probably not very cheap.
>>31594065Well fuck you too
>>31594062... It occurs to me that maybe love is magic, like how friendship is magic, so only when you're really romantically involved with someone in Equestria can you sire children.> RAPE IMPLICATIONS GO HERE
>>31594071FUKKEN SAVED!HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
>>31594090Oh God it's perfect.
>>31594099no no not like that at all
>>31594025But I'm nothing like Snails! Or Snips. I'm more a Pip to a tee, actually. Whether that's positive or negative is your call.
>>31593405I'm fine with never being raped by a pone.
>>31594085The animals need management, and she does it. I assume she's paid by the state.
>>31594065Finally, someone who isn't a beta faggot who loves the moe characters.Love them assertive characters.
My own rank:1) Fluttershy1) Rarity1) Twilight Sparkle1) Applejack1) Pinkie Pie1) Rainbow Dash
>>31594115IT'S NEGATIVE
>>31594097Could be worse. Could be Snips/Snails Tier.
>>31594090Bravo!
>>31594128being assertive or saying what's on your mind instead of being quiet makes you an unlikable cunt
>>31594133this nigga knows what's up
>>31594128shut up dashfag, go back to your call of duty
>>31594133This works.
>>31593405>implying Dash could rape meYou say that like I wouldn't crawl on broken glass to lick her hoof.
>>31594052Snails is best pony.
Fuck all ya'll. This episode was funny as hell, every contest left me in stitches. Was the ending cliche? Sure. But the tortoise was cute as fuck, and Tank is NOT a shitty name, and tortoises really can lift many multiples of their own weight so that was kind of awesome.I loved it. What is wrong with you guys? It may have been the weakest episode of the season thus far, but it was hardly BAD.(I kind of wanted the Bat the win though, he was a baller)
>>31594117
Be honest, /co/Who did you want to win the race in Fall Weather Friends?
Derpy is clearly the best pone
>>31594147Who cares what other people think? Assertive types get all the pussy.
Tank can hide sunglasses in his shell. you think he got something more in there?
>>31594172Carrot Top
>rape
>>31594174I can dig this
>>31594172Applejack.
>>31594115Sorry to tell you, bro ... It's positive.Enjoy your slowtard babbbbbys.
>>31594160not sure if copy pasta or just Dashfaggot buttdevasted because almost everyone agrees last episode made Dash look like a total unlikeable cunt
>>31594172Lyra.Going all bipedal and running the race on her back hooves.
>>31594172The eagle
>>31594150>Flutterfag being hostile on the internet because they don't have the balls to speak up in real life
>>31594174> Derpy has ice breathI'm alright with that.
>>31594208She was running like that in the show?
Tank can hide sunglasses in his shell. you think he got something more in there?/
>>31594090magnificent
>>31594217>Flutterfagtry again Dyke lover
>>31594172Cloudkicker.
>>31593907>we should eat up the bullshit and be grateful for the few things the DIDN'T fuck upThat's kind of the point of liking cartoons, or any television show. Under no circumstances should you hold this show to a standard of being a masterpiece that doesn't have any pitfalls, because that puts you on the same level as the bronies who spread the show around like it's a gift to mankind. You should accept it for its flaws while still admiring it for its positive traits.This is not sophisticated television, and you'd be deluding yourself into thinking the show isn't heavily archetypical and clichéd; it's much easier to embrace that fact and appraise it for the archetypes and clichés it does right, because then you don't look like the unpleasable egocentric faggots who complain on Faust's deviantART page that the show isn't catering to their specific interests.
>>31594196
>>31594172Twilight
>Snails shippingTwist because they're both awkward.Sweetie because they're both slow.Dash and Twilight for the slow/fast dumb/smart contrast.Celestia for maximum trolling.I'm surprised no one's tried to ship him with Allie yet.
>>31594009the sad thing is there's a gg pic thats.. sort of along similar lines?yeah i dont know just take the picture
>>31594065But Fluttershy isn't a hidden bad ass in the least. She contains no bad assedry whatsoever!Bravery when it counts, yes, but that's not the same
>>31594172AJ.
>>31594174derpy is a very ugly pony
>>31594204>completely misinterpreting the use of positive and negativeWhether to serve a joke or not, that made me laugh. If I'm the slow one I hesitate to consider the rest. Bravo!>>31594136>loud anon>pretending he doesn't love me dearlyi laughed hard
>>31594149>>31594151Thanks.It's intresting how varied the rankings tend to be depending on who's posting and when.A week ago Fluttershy was first in most of the lists.Cue this week and it's a competence between dashfags and dashhaters.I happen to think all of the ponies are awesome, even if some are more awesome or lovable than others.And this whole ranking thing does nothing but stirr shit up.
>>31594205>if I say everyone agrees with me that means it's true!
>>31594242Listen to this man.He is 100% correct.
>>31594128Well its like, overly moe. I've dated a girl who was like that. And GOD she was SOOOOOOOOO boring. That lasted a whole month. Only lasted so long cause she got me away from my house. Sex sucked. She was too afraid to do anything >>31594160I went off of animal preference>I hate birds>I hate insects>Bats are meh>Turtles are fucking BOSS
>>31594268Glad I made you chortle, I've had that image floating around for a while.> It was meant for when people were avatarfagging "ARE YOU POSITIVE" with > dat Twilight face
>>31594264thank mr anon i think you are pretty to wanna cyber jk lol
>>31594248All shipping with snails is troll shipping.
>>31594248Haven't seen the pic of Celestia hugging Snails huh?
>>31594237Aw, denying it? Looks like I got it right.
>>31594268You are right I do love you...
>>31594115Tiny babby, innocent, slightly awkward, new to the land you live in, but eager with excitement?
>>31594264No.
>>31594281oh, it was the option 1
>>31594293I've seen pics of him doing worse than "hugging."
>>31594268I AM ANGRY WITH YOU TERSE
>>31594205I'm no dashfag and I agree with him.Was Dash a cunt, yes she was, she certainly didn't win any points for me to change her place in the rankings.But that was the hole point. She learned how much of a cunt she was in the end.
>>31594311Look at this picture.Look at this cute fucking picture.
>>31594172I was rooting for the turtle since he put on the cool glasses.But the Bat would've been a pretty awesome pet for Dash, I think.
>>31594303>I'm gonna need both hands for this
>>31594264I am on to you anonyou're master plan to decry derpy as ugly, causing a retaliatory flood of derpy posting is going to succeed, and thats awesome.
>>31594311> his hot young spent seed sullying the royal bloodline> the look of shock on Celestia's face as he grunts out so quickly "I'm gonna cum"> the rising horror when she realizes it's her fertile time of the month> Luna's face when she had altered the lunar calendar before hand for JUST AS PLANNED hilarity
>>31594264Always you and your insane claims.
>>31594336That's terrible. You should feel terrible.
List of essential episodes MLP has yet to do:Beach episode, Mindswap episode, Alternate universe episode, Breedswap episode, Multiple conflicting versions of the same story episode(Art shift), Big City episode, Xmas Episode, Secret Admirer episode, Parents visit episode, Valentines day episode, Clipshow episode, Travel inside an X episode, Past never happened episode, Rainbow Dash sleeping episodeXMAS EPISODE COMING SOON
>>31594229No, fanart.
>>31594344not just uglybut very ugly
>>31594283Some of those rainforest birds are the shit.I'd take a million.
>>31594344What was the prompt for that?And I was sure I had gotten all of miLes's stuff too!
WE NEED TO SLOW THIS THREAD DOWNNNNNNNN
>>31594242Mai nigga
>>31594336Try this one Dooks put actual effort into.
>>31594357Snails is best pony.Deal with it.
>>31594242Dude, I would give you a medal if I we were standing in the same room.
>>31594290What can I say, it was a pretty clever subversion.Also, do people still do that? I saw it once and then it died off, to my memory.>>31594295>>31594312stop sending me mixed messages anonbut thank you nonethelessalso, loud anon, why are you particularly angry with me this time? i thought you were always angry with me!>>31594296Indeed, depending on how you construe tiny babby!
>>31594362You're writing checks your flank can't cash.
>>31594387hahaha, good one.
>>31594370From what I remember the request was Derpy stuck in bubblewrap, but the bubblewrap part kind of fell through and it just turned into a plastic wrapper or somethingEither way it was fukkensaved material as soon as it was posted
>>31594387
>>31594374NO!, WE NEED TO GO FASTER!
>>31594394I AMI JUST THOUGHT I WOULD REMIND YOU
>>31594409Goddamnit Anonymous.
>>31594347>none of the writefags will ever take up this challenge
>>31594242I greatly respect this post.
Derpy time?
>>31594402Okay, I'm just mad I missed it.
> Trying to persuade my girlfriend to roleplay as Applejack> She doesn't want to> Ask her if she wants to do it as Rainbow Dash> Suddenly it's okay.Why can't she be Applejack?
>>31594409BUT WHY!
>>31594367Idk. never liked the bastards. Probably why I like eating chicken/quail so much. Fueling the human master race.
>>31594347> "Verily, thou just went shamefully derp."
That falco who won the race... is a perfect pet for Gilda!
1. Rarity2. Rainbow Dash3. Twilight/Applejack5. Pinkie6. Fluttershy
>>31594452She has inferior tastes.
>>31594452Because Dash is the best pony at bed.
>>31594446always
>>31594242 embrace that fact and appraise it for the archetypes and clichés it does rightTHIS.Faust admitted from the very beginning that the show is built on archetypes. The mane 6 are based on the Six Classic Heroine Archetypes that have been a major part of western writing for about a thousand years now.And there's nothing wrong with that, because it's how those archetypes are USED that matters.
>>31594467that ain't falco
OH SHIT NIGGAIMAGE LIMIT COMING UP SOONLET'S AVOID WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
>>31594440Fuck now I'm sorry I wrote the damn thing.
>>31594452Because she is actually a lesbian, thats why she felt more comfortable roleplaying as RD instead of a southerner christian heterosexual girl like AJ
>>31594452so jelly
>>31594474WE BECAME THE BEST AT BEING BAD GUYS!
Am I the only one who was hoping the Bat would win the contest?Mostly because his echolocation tricks were awesome. But also because *fanwank starts here* I personally think Dash has a certain affinity for Princess Luna and the night and a pet Bat would be one more mark in that category *fanwank ends*
>>31594347Thing isI'm pretty sure if Celestia wanted Snails to stop fucking herShe'd manage somethingsnails might even still be alive afterwards
>>31594480Okay
>>31594446It's always time for Derpy time
>>31594501no I said bed, not badthere is a clear difference between the two
>>31594446Sure.
THE THREAD CANNOT HOLD ANY MORE SHIT CAPTAIN!
>>31594452She is a whore.
>>31594394It was his very first year of life . . . unless they don't celebrate Nightmare Night in hoofington. Perhaps it's a regional holiday?
Bam.
New thread, pl0x
>>31594512Yeah, but if she's really into it and it, well, happened -- Because Snails is a dipshit AND a premature ejaculator --I'm not really sure how effective Plan B is with Immortals.
>>31594502I LIKE LUNA BECAUSE I TOO AM NOCTURNAL AND I WOULD FUCK HER NONSEXUALLY AND EAT DISGUSTING HAY SANDWICHES FOR HER AND FUCK HER LIKE THE VAMPIRES IN TWILIGHT
>>31594520it's the dreaded SHADOWDERP
AND THE AWARD FOR WORST CONTRIBUTOR OF THIS THREAD GOES TO THE NEXT POSTER
>>31594452depending on where you live, its probably the southern accent. Go fuck a cowgirl then if you want to screw applejack.
>>31594512She'd pull Snails into her vagina where he'd by vaporised by the sun that she keeps in there.
>>31594452because the guys want Dash, and the girls want to be Dash.
>>31594548Dammit anonymous!
>>31594578I dont want sex with a dyke.
>>31594548WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FILLY AND THE TOWERS WERE GOING DOOWN
>>31594587ew, faggot
>>3159454815,000 dead american pigs, best day of my life
>>31594485What I love about FiM is that Faust deftly handles the archetypes that end up some how avoid crossing the line into cliche. Her characters are the #1 reason I watch this show.I want to steal her magic.
>>31594587I WANT TO SEX WITH ANYONE
>>31594587That hardly seems relevant. We're not talking about Fluttershy
>>31594502>I wish this episode had gone in such a way that Dash learned absolutely nothing just so I could have absurd justification for my crack ship!Go back to ponychan.
>>31594548>>31594544Aw fuck, I was off by one image.
>>31594568The real reason people don't have much sex with Celestia is that her genitals are like the Monolith from 2001. "My god, it's full of stars" is the last we'd ever hear from Snails.God who am I kidding he'd just say "OOH SPARKLIES" and vanish into infinity.
>>31594587Sex with a Tomboy rules. Don't know what your on about.
>>31594587Good, because she'd never give it to you.
>>31594568>Celestia firing solar deathbeams from her vaginaglitter glueyou know what needs to be done.>solarflare.jpg
>>31594607They are all dykes.
>>31594615>God who am I kidding he'd just say "OOH SPARKLIES" and vanish into infinity.hahahathis made me laugh out loud and then my roommate asked me what I was laughing aboutand I had to make up something really quick
>>31594624how many tomboys have you fucked anon?
>>31594615Well someone in that family has to get busy, Blueblood and the other massive royal unicorns have to come from somewhere. So either the sisters were active sexually at some point in the past, or they had another sibling that was/is. One of those things I am sure we are just not supposed to think of
>>31594502>*fanwank starts here* I personally think Dash has a certain affinity for Princess Luna and the night and a pet Bat would be one more mark in that category *fanwank ends*What in the actual living mother of fuck
>>31594647IVE SUCKED ABOUT 20 PONIES
>>31594665welcome to ponychan 2.0
Luna damn this thread is Discord.
>>31594687>luna damn
>>31594615There's a clopfic where someone tries to assassinate her and she basically fucks his brains out literally. He's totally mindless at the end.Of course Snails doesn't have much brains to begin with so who knows.
>>31594633They're all culturally bisexual with leanings towards different sexes. Dash prefers the mares, AJ prefers the stallions, and Pinkie prefers absolutely anything she can fit inside her vagina, whether it be living or dead.
>>31594703link?
>>31594659Celestia is his super-duper-great AUNT. It's possible Celestia hasn't ever had kids.Though that said, unless Luna had a TEEN MOTHER BABBY PREGNANCY, it supposes either there's a third Royal Sister we haven't been told about or this 'aunt' thing started as a political connection that Celestia's maintained for some reason or another.
>>31594706>and Pinkie prefers absolutely anything she can fit inside her vagina, whether it be living or dead.>Think about Pinkie sticking a cupcake in her vagina>Bust out laughing
>>31594633I like you, anon.
>>315946472 actually. 1 was a girlfriend for a good year, until she movedthe other was a party mistake a couple months ago. LOVE THAT VODKA>mfw Captchas keep me from posting because I apparently can't type them>also image limit
Why are you talking about Snails fucking Celestia? Did Glitter Glue draw a picture or something?
>>31594706>headcanon
>>31594727http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/472
>>31594699Celestia as my witness, I like exchanging their deities for my own when cursing.Well, I'll be sent to the moon.
>>31594727YOURE A DIRTY DOCTOR
>>31594646Glad to make you laugh, Dubba-G.
>>31594615But luna's vagina is definatly full of starsi mean she has hair made out of stars, what else is her vagina going to be, a black hole for millions of dicks
sorry for being a fat faggot, but what is the "20% Nathan" aboutIf someone could shed some light on the subject, that would be nice
>>31594733Unless Luna and Celestia were born as average ponies and achieved divinity.
>>31594744He should.
Do we actually know where Discord came from other than "fuck you he was there"?
>>31594706 >Pinkie prefers absolutely anything she can fit inside her vagina, whether it be living or dead.>Imagine Fluttershy>"Pinkie! what are you doing with my squirrels?! HOW MANY squirrels do you HAVE?
>>31594706>fanon
>>31594765NOBODY KNOWS
>that feel when you have a thread typed out, but you hesitate because you know the moment you hit Submit at least three other people will post their threads at the same time>that feel when you're also Anonymous with this dilemmaShould I pull the trigger, or is someone else doing the honors?
>>31594749Isn't that sacrilegious? Or if there really is a God, would S/He really care if you substitute his/her name for another?
>>31594736Pinkie was probably laughing while she did it too. She probably stuck too many up there one time and got a nope________
>>31594804Just fucking do it
You know, not saying that its wrong or anything, but,I think I'll come back once we stop discussing what each pony contains in their vagina.
>>31594804Bystander effect
>>31594763what does luna's hair feel like on your penis anon
>>31594790>>31594745No, really? Gosh, I was under the impression it was stated in the show
>>31594763No, she cums fairy dust.The whole "floating around in the air" is all Peter Pan exciting, but it gets awfully annoying when all you want is a good solid lay.That's why Snails would be tied down and Luna would be having her way with him, as always.
>>31594806I think he gets a good laugh out of it. Using the name the other way is fairly sacrilegious because it's used in the manner of a curse.
>>31594736>WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT?!
>>31594765It's a combination, it means something along the lines of ultimate brony faggot. Since bronies tend to spam 20% cooler everywhere, and Nathan is the worst of the worst - 20% Nathan is the combination of the two.
>>31594733Judging by the stature of the canterlot unicorns I am sure they are supposed to be blood relations to the sisters, albeit distantly. But yeah, there is no way around it, either Celestia and Luna were sexually active in the past and spawned a mortal bloodline, or there was a third sister, one that never attained alicorn godhood.
>>31594813Sometimes when people come into Sugarcube Corner for a snack, pinkie offers her vagina, and people assume she means sex, but she actually is really offering them the multiple cupcakes that are stuck in thereThey still have to pay
>>31594836Well is not.
>>31594857Thanks for the info
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>>31594804Do it, fast now before the tripfags make it
>>31594861Or their mother's siblings might have soemthign to do with it. Don't forget that possibility.
>>31594839"You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!""No, I require you. Desist your foolishness and return thyself back down to my presence."
>>31594893SUCCESS
>>31593254>Pinkie>RarityThat's... Surprisingly not all that far off.
